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Transcripts For NTV Zvezdi 20240704

Is kind of heavy, and he just provokes injuries, and over time the finger can even become twisted. To improve your health, fomin went to kislovodsk. In the sanatorium, he treated frayed nerves with narzan, took charcots showers, baths, and ate stress with delicacies. In the local canteen, the artist was fed to the highest standard. Cream with zucchini soup, shrimp and octopus tentacles. Everything was incredibly tasty, very, very little. The first 23 days, at first you are in shock, you want to be there somewhere. If the night lights up the stars in the sky again, it means someone needs it, life is a game of their stripes , just do what you have to do in it, we accepted the challenge, get tired of the motto, we are already behind backstage, all the roles were written, we came out again , entered this hour, the stars were shining brightly , stars, stars, stars, stars. The most popular show of the moment stars. You are watching us on the ntv channel on the vk video platform. What is the essence of our project . It involves 10 cool, megapopular stars who came to us and chose their humorous team. The stars and their teams will compete in humor for the main prize. The celebrities did not come emptyhanded, for which many thanks to him. And each of them brought in 2 million rubles. Threw it in common bank. At the finale of our show, the winner will take home a prize of 20 million rubles. And everything is yes, yes, yes, yes. And all of our 10 stars have already promised that if they win, they will donate their winnings to charity, for which special thanks to them. Our project will begin with a big festival, where we will meet all the stars and teams and see their performances. Next, the participants will meet each other in duels, the results of which will advance the best to the finals, where they will compete for the main prize. I remind you of 20 million rubles. What if something went wrong or someone distracted you . You from watching the show stars, all episodes of the show are available on the vk video platform. Download the app and watch it on any device at any time. Show stars and even more in a separate application vk video. Today we definitely left some city without a concert, because its here. Sergey zhukov seryozha, welcome, how are you, how are you feeling . How do you generally feel about humor . Do you have a sense of humor . Well, sitting on the same jury with garik, i think ill improve my skills. Well, tell me, this is how you will evaluate performances of other stars, you re kind, thats how i know you, i ll try to proceed anyway. From what happens, because theres just not enough humor , theres just not enough star, when this big symbiosis of course, sergey zhukov, dear friends, bravo, lets move on, amazing comedian, my good friend, this is just a text, my good friend, colleague, person who always smells delicious of sausages, gary kharlamov, what do you expect from this show . Its clear that youre not expecting anything, just for show, tell me what youre waiting for, im waiting for humor, humor, humor you are expecting, it just so happens, our jury is magnificent, legendary or there tends to be legendary, i looked at myself, in my mind, of course, yes, what a modest fellow, you seem to be the best comedian in the country, wait, but how are you . I m also the best comedian in the country, all the best comedians in the country are here, thats it, so i expect from the best comedians in the country, laughter, humor, positivity, energy and so on, so on, so on, which together makes up a great time for both the jury, the audience, and and the audience, as i laid out, well, i said a lot, no counter, as always, gary kharlov, my friends , lets move on, vk design director, a man who lost the game as a child, find 10 differences, artemy lebedev, artemy, welcome, how are you with us, hello, see you again, eh how good you are here, well try somehow, yes artemmi. Or maybe some kind of energy drink, some kind of coal, by the way, artemi, what do you think of the design of what you see . Luxurious, were just sitting in some kind of fashionable vacuum cleaner, and artemy lebedev, a brand man, now attention, friends, director of the loudest series in 2023, a man who became a Living Legend thanks to. You might hug artemy, we were selected, you see on what basis, and i imagine the finale of the project now and, well, there will be a second season, no, such an intrigue, we are glad to see you back, we are here for the first time, but we are glad to see you return to ntv. Lets move on, the ambassador is responsible for youth and lightness in our jury. Hello, i suggest we immediately switch from you to you, valentina vasilievna, youre not against it, youre not against it, youre not against it, im a little worried, in fact, for what . I had my first shoot in 1924, i m still a little shy now, but, as we said earlier, in december something happens to you, tasmanian from side to side, and this episode also begins very comically azomat, i recently got sick and a complication appeared on my lips, it really hurts me to smile, so guys, if something bursts very loudly, cracks, explodes, you know, these are my lips, these are the things, bravo, in general the jury has been selected, yes, this is a very big problem for the country. I understand im alone i will work, but here, well, in my specialty, everyone is welcome, friends, we are incredibly glad to see you. Dear jury, listen very carefully now, maybe someone will even write something down. Each of you, in addition to a cozy chair and a bottle of water, has one point. First, you will see the performance of ten stars of their teams, and then give your point to those who liked you the most. Your decision will affect the future fate of the participants. Even one point can change everything. Recorded . Thats right. Then lets move on to that, for the sake of. What exactly speaking, we are gathered here, so here we go, friends, meet the first star and the team she chose, the most mysterious show on television, the mask show hello, this is the mask show. Friends, lets meet our jury, philip kirkorov. Oh, philip, why do you look like that . Now i always go heavily dressed just in case. Two fur coats, three socks. Well, friends, lets move on. Hello, sunshine. Ice cream and valeria, if they ask you to remove something superfluous from this list, then fuck the ice cream, the only adult singer which in the song there is the word watch, god , how beautiful it is, its just incredible, just incredible, honestly, you saw it, just amazing, really, really, amazing, what a sweetness, pure melisma, and what a librata, just honey on my. Still on young ears, honestly, i think its zizitope. Its early, valeria , no one is singing yet, and that is, its all just in my head, god, what a pity that i was the only one who heard this, really, it was just amazing, honestly, but yes, its really a showmask amazing in every way, but you know what, the most important thing in life in everything is to maintain a positive attitude, so i just wake up right at dawn. Im starting the morning, the sky, the sun, the plane, i just adore it all, honestly, of course, of course, i also need to work on myself, i wake up right away, right in the center of the room , i start working on myself, lalalala a minor, fa, fa, ody, dont, you cant do it, dont, fa, fa, fa, yes, thank you, ody, es, major, and yosya stands, you just have to see it, you just have to see it. Because he stands there, rubbing his sleepy eyes in his pajamas, says zaya, theres something wrong with him and doesnt know everyone here anymore, he says, yes, you think, one word, amazing, well, perhaps, apparently , something has been done, yes, well , lets move on, regina dadorenko, hello, hello, hello, hello guys, have fun, smile. In any case, more positive, here i have a husband vlad topalov, but im still cheerful, well done, yes, you can listen to the members of our jury endlessly, if youre a cat and dont understand anything at all, well, with us there was only one unguessed mask left, damn, thats right, i could have come there wearing a mask, dont be upset, im bulgarian , of course, meet a horse, so the horse , gait, gait looks like someone, very similar, i know, i know , who is this, listen to me, listen, only one performer can have such highs, its leonid utyotsov, for sure. Or philip kirkorov, or so, lets go crazy, you can see from the gait, this is a bravo group, an amazing reincarnation of a mask, yes, exactly, exactly, listen, it was in my head just now, gone somewhere, come on, let him take off his mask and well see, theres no need to take anything off, now is not the best time, lets better put something on top, theres a cossack costume, a cossack costume, youre lying. The mask needs to be taken off, then its without me, otherwise theyll cut me out of my video apology, ill have to beg mityaev for a turtleneck again, well friends, lets all do it together, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, incredible, its him , god, peoples artist of russia, thank you, no need, im such a star that you dont need to introduce me to found out, good evening. But listen, well, you have to throw in 2 million right away, how can we ask malikov for 2 million . Listen , but i wouldnt worry, not one normal person in life will say the phrase hands for mushrooms for a small sum, obviously there is money, listen, well, it turns out great, malikov chose us, yes, russia chose Dmitry Malikov, why am i i missed the news, russia chose malikov . Are you a fool . No, the russian team chose Dmitry Malikov as their star in the show. Is it possible to use more precise wording in the month of march . Pick up . Listen, this is my first time in humor, so tell me how everything works here . So, well, thats how its set up, valya carnival sits on the jury, yes, and this is Dmitry Malikov speaking in front of her, why . I hope she likes dima malikov, because dima chipped in 2 million to have the opportunity to perform in front of valya, yes girls, maybe we wont attack shuri, and god forbid we lose, are you sure well lose, malikov and i are playing, he will never never lost anywhere, so i just never lost anywhere participated, no need, everything is fine, listen, its great, we have such a team , i think that we are just an ideal team, i dont understand what this is, and this is olya, damn, you cant leave her alone for a second, i immediately found some guy, i dont understand who you are, and why didnt you recognize me, but although yes, i agree, its difficult to recognize a person just by his dick. You bastard, is that you . Are you sick of me . Ive already blocked him everywhere, did he somehow manage to send me a pisyun through Government Services . Well , why are you hiding from me, my olga . Little card, who are you here . Dukalis, mukhtar . Damn it, no, seriously, have you just blossomed, or have you . I always had such a red face, ol, who is this . I am the trainer of the puppets of this cat, what kind of cat, a fur seal, who has a mustache on his arms, who crawls on the ice for a long time before reaching the water, and why are you so angry, and that a dress with the inscription ufc appeared, now you are torn whether to take it or not, listen olga, carton kinkipati. Yeah, youve really gotten prettier, did you get breasts done, or did you have three, you, and this is the belly, thats it, come here, my kitty, my little fish, you dont smell like anything, lets go, olva, hes bothering you, and who is this, this is dmitry, medvedev, i havent seen medvedev for a long time, and what in our country there is only dmitry medvedev, well, there is also malikov, this is malikov, eh . Okay, calm down , i wont fight with malikov, im not an idiot, malikov is perfect, it seems to me, malikov will ride with a person in the elevator, fart loudly, the person will think about himself, i chose it purely, but my back is the same, but no nothing needs to be shown, but excuse me, please, what is your name, zaurbek, zaurbek his name is zaurbek, can i talk to you for a second, hear you, bald devil, if you appear near this tigress again, ill put you on a hookah, youll smell like watermelon all your life, you understand me, or your head . Give, im sorry, but what do you allow yourself , but no one will believe you anyway, chushpan, i m malikov, and malikov is perfect, olya, its definitely malikov, maybe its medvedev, but no, malikov was, malikov. So get out of here, okay . Okay, if anything, i m waiting for you on the street in a car, like he bought a car, damn it, yes what a car, i say, in a car with seedlings , as you like, go, get out of here, cheburek in a shirt, now it was really insulting, i m not even in a shirt, damn youve become evil, ive spoiled you, malikov, come on, come on , get out, thank you, listen, the Russian National team , dima malikov, its generally going well, or maybe well end everything with dima malikovs song, well, listen, everyone is waiting for malikovs song from malikov, well, we still have a humorous competition, we need to somehow surprise, maybe basketball, like baskel, well, no one expects basketball from us, well, for a reason. No one expects him, usually when a person expects basketball, he turns on basketball, no one watches a humorous program in the hope that there will be basketball there. Olya, maybe its true, lets try, it will be completely unexpected, well , yes, well, you think, come on, well, lets try, take out malikovs basketball, look, and they also had a ring backstage, and dima was preparing for basketball. Well, lets applaud, support dmitry, well, the song is just a song, brave like the wind, free, i do everything, whatever your heart desires, but then i fell deeply in love with my girl. It wasnt and no, it was dmitry marika, the russian team, thank you, i have you here, i have you. This is Dmitry Malikov from the Russian National team , in the valeria hall, valeria, how are you , great, as always, great, great, guys, well, lets start with whom, tell me, mr. Presenter, this is your vodka, lets start with you, it was a good performance, i ll tell you, strong, funny, fast, interesting, ol bravo, thank you, dear, thank you, always, and dim, but i have never seen you grabbed someone for something at all, well , we were just lucky, when we collaborated with you, you behaved very well, thats it , but it was wonderful, in general well, funny, cool, compact performance, great, what can i do say, thank you, thank you, im glad, thank you, thank you, thank you, garik, seryozha, lets listen to you, yes, glad to see you again, my favorite people. Its always a pleasure to be in your company, in fact, your target audience, yes, well, we grew up on your songs, thank you very much, you can also say about dimas songs, i think, thats especially true hes been on the stage even longer than me, so hes also grown up on your songs, but thats why hes the same, yes, so i wanted to say, hes as kind as me, two kind people, apparently here in this room today, thats what they call us. And first of all, i want to note how brilliantly each of you plays your role, and you continue to show another level, not only of humor, but also an acting level, that is, the level of actors, thank you for valeria, i think everyone saw , how wonderful it was, this is super, thank you, gooseberry zhora, zhora, listen, its a thrill, its actually a highclass parody at the beginning, everyone did a great job, and Regina Todorenko is also recognizable, not only valeria, for some reason i recognized her in this program, then dimas appearance, which is a counterpoint to this. Humor, which means it existed , nevertheless, it was very cool, because you can see that you are like a person who is just starting his journey in humor, but this all somehow looked very harmonious, very cool, and ol, i want let me tell you, you are a highclass, sharpcharacter actress, and you need to act in films. Valya carnival. I want note how cool you thought out dmitrys appearance. I directly like it. It was very cool. I agree with the words of the men, the parodies are simply incredible. I would also like to note that dmitry looks super harmonious on your team, and this is simply incredible. Thank you for the emotions. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, val. My favorite member of the jury. Im with. I deliberately delayed this moment, because well, the main chatterbox, the main intrigue, artemy, we are listening to you, sparkling humor, i almost tore my stomach from laughing, a joke, well, you i laugh, but what a joke, what do we believe in in the end, choose your option, i looked at how you watched the performance, i got the impression, as if you wanted to. Remember the performance, you just tell me whether you liked it or not , no, well, there must be one honest person from the internet, im the one who usually writes comments under videos on vk videos, thats all everything thats written there, thats what people like me do, im from the people , and this is you, and weve been around for. A long time, okay, then why are we disagreeing . Thank you very much, thank you to the team, thank you to the star, thank you, thank you, thank you, dvitri malik from the Russian National team, and in order to be absolutely sure of the safety of the prize fund, we will transfer all the money to the vtb savings bank. An account with a rate of as much as 16 , lets do this using vtb online, and interest is charged on the daily balance, well still earn money, everyone at vtb can open a savings account for their goals online, everything will work out. 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