They glibly quote the Christian Holy Bible like parakeets, but we all know that these one-man church proprietors are veritable advocates for Lucifer, the fabled smashingly handsome angel whose conspiracy to dethrone and replace the Divine Godhead, we are told, got him expelled from the Celestial Kingdom down to Earth, where he has been scheming and mendaciously deputizing for the very Divine Providence who, once upon a time, punitively pushed him down this way. Well, it all boils down to one