Techno-swordsman. New wave samurai. Loving son, ‘80s savant, electro-savior. Narita Boy is a lot of things. Especially if those things are the ego-fueled equivalent of a 14-year-old living out a Tron-loving power fantasy. He is the chosen one. And if Narita Boy had launched a few years earlier, he would’ve had a cameo in Ready Player One. Like in Ready Player One, there’s a Creator. Behind aviator shades and a cop mustache, the Creator stayed up dark days and bright nights, pounding away at his keyboard, building the Digital Kingdom one red/yellow/blue beam of light at a time. He did it all, I have to mention, to a sick technowave soundtrack worth every dollar as a separate purchase.