I've heard you got a Christmas bonus at work. Mmm, it's a nice amount too! I see only one problem with it: it's not your bonus, it's MINE. You know the deal - I demand and you give; everything you own is mine. You and your family get nothing this Christmas - no gifts, no vacations, no expensive dinner. You live to serve ME, and I want every single dollar that came with this bonus. I deserve it. Happy Holidays, darling!