Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight its more moore. Plus, stephen welcomes mark hamill and bobby flay featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause . Stephen thank you very much. Thank you all good . Excellent. Hey, everybody jon batiste as i live and breathe. Hows itin it going . Good to see you. cheers and applause welcome, everybody. Please, sit down youre very kind. Sit down please, enjoy the seats what do i have there . Thank you, sit down. Please. Sit, sit, sit welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Is it off . Did i get it off . I came to the station tonight crawling through the steam tunnel. I got dust on me. Its friday, a big weekend ahead. Everybody is everyone is gearing up for tuesdays special election in alabama to decide the fate of Senate Candidate and billythelikeskids, roy moore. Eight women have accused moore of Sexual Misconduct while they were young teenagers, but donald trump still supports him, so tonight, trumps holding a giant rally, in a different state florida. Pensacola, in fact, because it turns out, pensacola is in the same media market as areas such mobile, alabama. So to campaign for moore, trump is crossing state lines, something moore legally cant do with his dates. laughter and if you had any doubt about trumps intentions, trumps daughterinlaw, lara recorded a robocall for moore supporters inviting them to the president s appearance in pensacola. They also got a handwritten letter from her husband, eric. Come see my daddy, haha penis. True story. We didnt make that picture up. Thats a real picture. laughter but my favorite part of the rally is the video that came with trumps announcement. Jim . Make America Great again make America Great again lift the torch of freedom all across the land stephen by the way, i lost my virginity to that song. laughter then, on saturday, trump will be in mississippi, attending the opening of the states civil rights museum. Awkward in fact, the president of the n. A. A. C. P. Called trumps appearance an affront to the veterans of the civil rights movement. Well, an affront applause yeah. Jon yeah, uhhuh. Stephen now, people in mississippi are dreading that trump will speak at the Museum Opening with one editorial saying, if trump is handed a microphone, he will undoubtedly fumble a trotted out speech, embarrassing and infuriating mississippiians everywhere. Look, look, there were very fine people on both sides of that lunch counter, okay . Hey, fun fact did you know theres also a Vice President . Its former indiana governor and man who thinks seltzer water is too spicy, mike pence. Laugh well, the atlantic just published an indepth profile on pence, and theres all kinds of juicy nuggets in there. For instance, pence was a fat little kid or, as he put it, the real pumpkin in the pickle patch. That is the folksiest way to describe childhood sadness ive ever heard. Yep, i was a pumpkin in a pickle patch, a lemon in the ol mellon bowl, a real weeping loner at the freshman formal. Whoops, that wasnt a metaphor. laughter they also include some of mike pences Crazy College shenanigans. Sigh are sue, bation thulg, see, back then, his College Fraternity threw a keg party, which attracted the attention of one of the deans. So his frat brothers scrambled to hide the kegs and plastic cups, but then pence met the administrator at the door, and led the dean straight to the kegs and admitted that they belonged to the fraternity. The resulting punishment was severe. Yes, the frat was never allowed to hold another frat party. Is what they told mike pence. laughter cant do it, mike. Sorry. No. Were going to stay in and study, too the piece also profiles pences term in congress, where pence didnt have a reputation for legislative acumen, and some of his colleagues called him a nickname behind his back mike dense. Haha ha and i hope soon hell be president dense. But what really comes through in this piece is pences belief that hes doing the lords work. As the article puts it, what critics should worry about is not that pence believes in god, but that he seems so certain god believes in him. And i, for one, cant help but wonder if god really does believe in pence. Well, then, why dont you ask him, you dingus . Stephen hey its god, everybody hey, everybody stephen i gotta say i didnt expect to see you again, lord. Oh, you never know where im going to show up sometimes in a sunset, sometimes on a Grilled Cheese sandwich. Not anymore, though. Im lactose intolerant. Stephen i didnt know that. Oh, yeah, thats where thunder comes from. laughter stephen so, lord, i have to ask you something, is it true do you believe in mike pence . Of course i do. He talks to me every day. Every day, its god give me strength to be a good man and not lust after the harlots in the l. L. Bean catalogue. Some of those khaki pants are pretty flattering. Stephen so, have you always had faith in mike sense . Yeah, though i had a phase in college. Sometimes id stay up late with my dorm buddies and debate the existence of mike pence. I mean, an old guy with white hair silently judging everyone . Kinda farfetched. laughter stephen how about now . I mean, do you think mike pence should be president . None of my business. My vote doesnt count. Im registered in heaven, not ohio. Also, im a convicted felon. Stephen what . laughter what yeah, i told a guy to stab his son. Turns out, thats illegal. Who knew . Sorry, isaac. Stephen god, everyone thank you. Stop by any time. Thank you, stephen. 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Now only 29. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Jon batiste and stay human right there wooo oh, my goodness jon, im so excited. Its the weekend. Im going to get the final shopping done. Its all going to be great. Jon friday stephen everybody is going to get new pillows from that my pillow guy. Everybody in my life. Theyreally gutting pillows. Were all sleepy these days. Jon we need to lay down a little bit. Stephen you canital im a lit candle right now, and the reason im so excited is we have mark hamill here tonight to talk about the last jedi. Luke skywalker, himself ive been a fan of his for so long. Because unlike most people, i didnt jump on the bandwagon when he became a jedi. I was into him way back when he was just a moisture farmer, in fact, before it was cool. Obviously, the original movies are classics, and im loving the new trilogy just as much. But because there was a 30year gap between them, we have no idea what luke was up to during that time. We missed out on so many exciting adventures because those movies were never made. But, fortunately, we do have a clip tonight from those nonexistant films. Jim . laughter sniffs stephen emilio, a bantha, crapped in the parking lot, ill call you back. Is that blaster loaded . Go on in. Remember our policy. Always shoot first cheers and applause excuse me. cheers and applause excuse me, sir, sir. Stephen ahah yes . Im being followed by soldiers of the first order. I need get into the cantina stephen were all trying to get somewhere, sir. laughter its a big galaxy. Lots of things are far, far away. Okay . Just a moment. Im coming off my break. Welcome to the mos eisley cantina, a wretched hive of scum and villainy, live music nightly. How i can help you . Finally. Will you let me in now . Stephen in your jammies . Okay. Lets see if youre on the list. Last name . Skywalker. Stephen lets see. Hmmm. I dont see a sky walter. No. Sky walker. Luke skywalker. Stephen luke, luke, luke, okay. Ive got a luke starkiller. Is that close . Well, thats a dumb name. Let me see that list. These are all fake names general grievous . Count dooku . Jarjar binks . Now that ones got to be a mistake. Laugh stephen well, youre one to talk, okay. applause you are one to talk, mr. Space jogger. laughter i said its skywalker seriously, youve never heard of me . I blew up the death star twice stephen im not really into scifi. laughter well, its not fi it actually happened. And its not really sci its more like kind of a space western. Stephen that will never work. I did not want to do this, but, you will let me into the cantina. Stephen no, i wont. I already told you that. I just said that a second ago. You will let me in the cantina. Stephen what are you weaving at . Are you tring to do this thing . Nanu, nanu. Look, i didnt want to do this, but do you know who my father is . laughter stephen im gonna guess Dave Skywalker . Laugh its. whispers darth vader. Supreme commander of the imperial forces. Stephen well, my dad is regional manager of raymour flanagans, but you dont see me throwing that around. Right this way. Go on in. Go on in. Good to see you, doikk. Oh, come on youre letting them in . Stephen hes with the band. I hope they play my Favorite Song bopbop, doddelydaaaaahdoo bopbop please, stop thats their only song. Doodoodoo, doodobat go ahead. Look im being chased by stormtroopers and i know the last thing you want to hear is somebody whining about their day, but i have to pick up some power converters. And i havent had a drink in twelve parsecs stephen thats not a unit of time. Youre going to let me in to the cantina, you stuckup, halfwitted, scruffylooking nerf herder stephen whoa look who dropped the nh word. Oh, come on. Ive got to get out of sight. The stormtroopers are going to be here any minute stephen im sorry. Youll just have to try the cantina across the street. All right, fine. I guess ill just go over to the dark side. Stephen okay, good luck. Try the fried porg. Its amazing. Stephen well be right back with mark hamill cheers and applause guess what i just got . Hello again. Hi. Get up to 400 towards a galaxy note8 or s8 with qualifying tradein. Only on samsung. Com wthis weekend hundreds of deals up to 30 off with cartwheel in the target app. Save big with weekend deals every weekend. Only at target charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. Enjoy the go with charmin band playing cheers and applause stephen hey welcome back to the show, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, i am i am literally giddy my first guest is an iconic actor whose career spans over four decades and is the guest im looking for. Please welcome mark hamill applause stephen look at that you know, its nice to have you here. Oh, my gosh. Im out here promoting a movie were not supposed to talk about. laughter . Stephen we dont have to talk about it, if you dont want. We dont have to talk about it. A lot of people think of you as luke skywalker. But to me you will always be Gordon Miller from room service. You saw that stephen in 1986, you were on broadway it was in the roundabout theater, direct by alan arkin. He had all his second city buddies i idolized for years. I just dont want to start in. They were all fantastic. Stephen i was a senior in college and i had come to new york to actually interview to be an intern on David Lettermans show, and a friend of mine said, i can get us a job as ushers for one night to see this play. And i said, sure, that will be fun. And i walked in, and you were on the stage doing the groucho mark. The critics came in thinking i would play the innocent midwestern playwright golee. I have never been in the city before. And instead was a sleazy Gordon Miller. They were shocked. Plut of plus it didnt look like me. I had pants up to here, a half jar of pomaid and the brilliantine mistash, and people said thats not mark. Thats Gordon Miller. Thats why whati like about character actors. If in voiceovers they cast with the ears and not the eyes and you get a lot of parts you wouldnt get on camera. Stephen many have said of all the jockers, yourself is the greatest of all time. applause . Stephen there was a recent ranking. There was a recent ranking. You come in number one. I have fun. I love the joker because, i mean, to get behind the wheel of that crazy car. I mean, youre not in every episode, but when you show up, you just create chaos, and its a fantastic cast. Kevin conroys been my batman since 92. Were celebrating our 25th year. And you know, i have my batman family, i have my star wars family. I just cant believe how much fun im zg all this. You guys, im telling you, i never expected that wed come back. If they did another trilogy that they would bring back our characters. And it was really intimidating and scary. But im really appreciating it now because in your 20s you sort of take it for granted, and its so much more enjoyable now that im in my early 80s. laughter and thats a tip, by the way if youre going to fudge your age, lie up, because people will say, boy, he really looks good for 83 stephen you do. He really took care of himself. Stephen you really look great for 83. I do. Thank you. Stephen i can be in your star wars family . , of course,. Stephen the 13yearold in me is going insane right now. And please forgive this is 40 years coming this conversation with you, because and ive told people some of this and i dont know if you know this but three weeks before this movie was released anywhere around the country, for whatever reason, my own state of South Carolina was a test market, and i won tickets from wtma and saw it before anybody else. Stephen three weeks before any of my friends and how do you explain that everything is different now. Yeah. Stephen did you guys who were making the film, did you know it was really going to change everything . Oh, of course, not. I thought it was unique in the sense that it had great humor. And it had such as fantastic as all the situations and characters were, it was so relatable. I mean, here we risk our lives to save the princess, the first thing she complains about is, you came in that . Stephen arent you kind of short for a stormtrooper. Exactly. All of that stuff. That was just so relatable and human. And, you know, i knew it wasnt science fiction. I got the part from a screen test. I didnt read the whole script until they said, youre going to be luke. And when i i still remember the chair i was sitting in and where i was when i started reading this thing. I go, oh, my gosh. This is more like wizard of oz with a gender switch, where luke gets swept off into this fantastic adventure. But i couldnt believe my eyes. Because i was a fan as a kid. I read famous monsters magazines and built the monster model kits. I was the biggest enthusiast. I remember i would get really excited and go, harrison were a pez dispenser now. And hes like, whatever floas floets your boat. laughter applause stephen thats just like him. Ive interviewed him. Yeah, you know. Thats the perfect sort of i dont know, we just had a stephen when did you know it was Something Special . Well, listen, it was so interesting, because we went off its three of us i call them carison and harry andy we would get on the plane inge van tiewfer, first. And the movie opened when we were on tour, and by the time we got to, which i looked out the window as we landed and there were mobs of people. Stephen at the airport . At the airport i said, hey, you guys, i think theres somebody famous on the plane. And im looking around fair celebrity. And as we got closer, i went, carrie, theres a little girl out there with your furry headphones. And harrison, theres a guy with your vest. There were kids out there with signs may the force be with you. They were dressed like us. And we were like stephen it was me. laughter cheers and applause it was it was kind of me. I was one of those kids i was one of those kids who, like, at night, when no one was around would do this. Thinking if i could just concentrate enough. I still do it at supermarkets. Stephen really . Yeah, when the doors open. laughter stephen oh really well, you know, its one of those things. I mean, im enjoying like i say, its just so wonderful to be associated with something that makes people so happy. This cop stopped me to say, do you know how fast you were going . Im so scared of the cops you know, like the mirrored glasses in psycho. I said, no, officer. Im always really polite. Im sorry. You try to talk years out. Im going to let you go with a warning. When light cyber do you use in the movie, green or blue. And you see this 40yearold guy turn into an eightyearold right before your pipes what a treat its been. Stephen which color lightsaber. I know you cant tell us anything so tell us everything in the force awakens you show up at the last minute in there. The most el