Say that because i was there when he didnt say it. I also want to deny rumors that Rex Tillerson is the author of this joke, knock, knock. Whos there . Moron. Moron who . Moron that later. Trump say moron. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, tillerson drops an m bomb. Tonight, stephen welcomes Kerry Washington. Russell brand. And musical guest st. Vincent. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wow, wow. You knocked it out. Hey, everybody thanks very much. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, i have some shocking news. Theres chaos in the trump white house. laughter i didnt know there were enough people left to qualify for chaos. laughter horse play, yes. Grabass you bet. Chaos seems ambitious at this point. It all started this morning, when nbc news reported that, over the summer, secretary of state and spokesmodel of just for eyebrows, Rex Tillerson, openly disparaged trump by referring to him as a moron after a meeting at the pentagon. Hold on there, rex hold on there, tillerson nobody calls our president a moron except me cheers and applause and other World Leaders and, ultimately, history. laughter but, heres the deal why would tillerson say such a vicious, accurate thing about his boss . laughter well, apparently tensions came to a head around the time trump delivered a politicized speech to the boy scouts, an organization tillerson once led. Thats what made him mad laughter saying theyre fine people at a nazi rally . Eh. Giving golf trophies to hurricane victims . Sure. But the jamboree is sacred. laughter tillerson was proud to be the leader of the boy scouts. Do we have a photo . There he is there he is, sitting next to the nations most powerful butterscotch baron. Yes. Of course, donald trump is dealing with huge issues right now puerto rico, las vegas, sadly, north korea so, naturally, he kept his eye on the ball and let this tillerson story pass. Im just kidding. laughter this morning, he tweeted, nbc news is fakenews and more dishonest than even cnn. They are a disgrace to good reporting. No wonder their news ratings are way down laughter cheers and applause yes. It gets you. It gets you. You know, whats lovely is in times of trouble, donald trump is always there for himself thoughts and prayers to the black hole in my heart that will never be filled, and is the shape of my daddy. The theory being his father did not love him when he was younger and were paying the price. Then, hours later, tillerson mysteriously and we dont know why, totally unrelated to donald trump decided to hold an impromptu press conference. He began by declaring his love for his job. First, my commitment to the success of our president and our country is as strong as it was the day i accepted his offer to serve as secretary of state. Stephen well, there it is. And we all know what he said when trump made him the offer i didnt want this job. My wife told me im supposed to do this. laughter it is going to be an awkward night at the tillerson house. Honey, can you pass the potatoes, or is there another moron youd like me to work for . laughter then tillerson went on to refute the story. To address a few specifics that have been erroneously reported this morning the Vice President has never had to persuade me to remain a secretary of state, because i have never considered leaving this post. Stephen considered leaving this post . No. Dreamt about it . Yes. Fantasized about it while i pleasured myself in an overstuffed chair . No comment. And and its a hard one to shake off. And as for his opinion of donald trump, tillerson made that clear. Let me tell you what ive learned about this president , whom i did not know before taking this office. He loves his country. He puts americans and america first. Hes smart. He demands results wherever he goes, and he holds those around him accountable for whether theyve done the job hes asked them to do. Stephen for instance, he makes them hold uncomfortable press conferences after he finds out they called him a moron. Very thorough. cheers and applause jon he holds it together. Stephen thats what it does. What it does. So thats it. Rex tillerson stood in front of the nation and vouched for Donald Trumps intelligence. Which means he categorically denies the moron thing, right . Can you address the main headline of the story, that you called the president a moron . And if not, where do you think these reports are im just im not going to deal with petty stuff like that. I mean, this is this is what i dont understand about washington. Stephen yeah, he totally said it. laughter i dont know. But, but, heres the thing trump felt totally vindicated, tweeting i agree with the president. Nbc news does owe us an apology because, apparently, tillerson didnt call our president a moron. He called him a bleep moron. laughter cheers and applause i never thought id say this, but secretaries of state, theyre just like us. And this afternoon, tennessee senator tennessee senator bob corker explained why it was so important that tillerson did not resign. I think secretary tillerson, secretary mattis, and chief of staff kelly are those people that help separate our country from chaos. laughter stephen what wait, youre saying this isnt chaos yet . This is just forplay to chaos. How will i know when the chaos starts . Is it frogz . Is it locusts . Is it going to rain blood . And i wouldnt blame tillerson if if he did quit. On saturday tillerson reassured us very reassuring. We are probing, so stay tuned is what my doctor says at minute 31 of my annual checkup. laughter just stay tuned. Watch the tv. Keep your eyes on the tv while i, uh, while i continue probing. laughter now, trump immediately undercut him, tweeting, i told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful secretary of state, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with little rocket man dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, save your energy rex, well do what has to be done spoken like a true moron. laughter you realize sound like it a little bit. Jon a little bit. Stephen a little bit. Sir, do what has to be do what has to be done . You realize youre tweeting threats of nuclear war to a mad man remember what the father of the abomb, robert oppenheimer, said when he saw that first bomb go off now i am become death, frowny emoji. laughter now, this saber rattling by trump might sound nutty, but apparently nutty is exactly what trump wants, because we just learned that in our trade negotiations with south korea, trump is urging his staff to portray him as a crazy guy. Thats why trumps changing his hat to make pancakes tennis again. laughter its crazy. The hat. It doesnt make sense now. In fact, a lot of people are saying that trump wants our Foreign Policy to be good cop bad cop. I think its more like good cop insane president. Hey, look, look, im secretary of state. Let me help you. You want a glass of water . A sandwich . Lets talk about ending your nuclear program. Listen, son, youd better deal with me, because my partners off the rails. I dont know if youve heard, but hes a bleep moron. cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Kerry washington is here. Stick around. When youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. With taltz, up to 90 of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. In fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. Do not use if you are allergic to taltz. Before starting you should be checked for tuberculosis. Taltz may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. Tell your doctor if you are being treated for an infection or have symptoms. Or if you have received a vaccine or plan to. Inflammatory bowel disease can happen with taltz. Including worsening of symptoms. Serious allergic reactions can occur. 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Org, and give generously to the hurricaneravaged areas of the United States including our friends, our neighbors, our fellow americans down in puerto rico. One of the things that happened was last week with the puber me thing is nick kroll was on here with his show, talking about his show big mouth, which is on netflix about going through puberty. And he asked me to put up a picture of myself when i was going when i was going through puberty. laughter im not sure if im going through puberty here, but my neck tie is. The neck tie looks like its on viagra. Im not sure whats going on there. I said lets get some celebrities to join in and do this too. And for every celebrity that tweets themselves with pubeme, for puerto rico relief, we will give 1,000 from my americone Ice Cream Fund to oneamericaappeal. And we have amazing offers. Who do we have going on here . This one i love. We just got this one yesterday, i think. This is one celebrity out there. This is . William shatner. cheers and applause as a 12yearold. Hear adolescent captain kirk looks like he just battled a pubescent gorn. All right, look it up. laughter lets see. I love this. Guess if you can see who is this . Anybody . Alana glazer right there. And here shes saying, yes, tween this one, this ones pretty excited exooiting. See if you can guess who this is, jon . Jon aaaah stephen thats our friend, jon batiste. cheers and applause jon yes i know that kid. Stephen this is what jon looked like. This is what you looked like on our very first show. Jon yeah, yeah. Stephen doing 200 shows a year takes its toll. Jon yeah, thats right, thats right. Stephen this one i just this one literally just came in, like, an hour ago or Something Like that. This was just this afternoon. Okay, this is William Jefferson clinton right there. Looking pretty cool, leaning up against the car. Can you get in closer than that . Can you get even closer to that, show that . Thats either bill clinton or fat baby elvis. Not sure. Either one. Its an honor. Either one of those, its an honor. And the last one i have here, this isnt actually a celebrity, but i want to show this one because it says here, im not a celebrity, but ive been told im Stephen Colberts longlost sister. Does that count . Lets attack a close enough shot. Yes. I dont think her name is veronica, and i dont think she looks like my sister. I think she looks like shes my me. Veronica, congratulations on looking look a celebrity, and condolences on that celebrity being me. So anyway, if you want to go out there and help, please go to a1americaappeal. Org. There is still time to make donations. Unfortunately there will be a long time to make those donations. Were getting close to a total. Tomorrow we will have the toilgt number of celebrities giving 1,000. And were in the hundreds at this point, right . Were in the hundreds of celebrities. applause its a lot of ice cream. 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Ladies and gentlemen, you know my first guest as a washington fixer named olivia pope, on the hit show scandal. How is the president . Melee is good. So mel sein formation happy to let you hold all the information, hold all the cards. Millie and i are a team. You have never played team sports, not well, anyway. Dad, its my turn. Im changing the rule. This is, what im doing, is better. laughs . You are like looking into the wendo of my past. Are you me, no matter how much i tried, all i could create was me. Stephen welcome Kerry Washington applause cheers and applause stephen suddenly feels look a party. It is a Party Stephen nice to see you again. Its so nice to see you. Thank you for having me. Stephen welcome back east. Thank you, thank you, my home town. Stephen home town, like grew up here home town. Yeah, boogie down bronx. Oh stephen when you were a kid, were you one of those kids i see around new york off by themselves, wandering the city, going to school back and forth by themselves . As a parent, i would be too nervous to let my child do that. I grew up at the height of the crack epidemic in new york, and i, at five years old, asked my mother if i could walk to school by myself. And my mother is such an amazing human being she said yes. Stephen at five. But she hid behind cars while i was walking to school so i could think i was independent but she was like super mom, protecting me behind every corner. Isnt that so sweet. Stephen is there any chance shes in the studio right now . I think she is. Stephen make sure you are okay. Yeah, she probably is. Stephen so i i started off my career in chicago, which is, you know, its a big city and its tough enough to, like, act, and, like, make a living there. New york must have been so much harder when you were a young actress. I always wanted to know, like, what did you do to get by . Like, what were the jobs you were doing . I had a couple of gigs. A worked at a restaurant, like most actors. Stephen thats classic. I taught yoga. Stephen that is not as classic. And i also was a substitute teacher for new york city public schools. Yeah, yeah, give it up for teachers. They are our most important members of society. Stephen was this like, how much warning do you have . Is it like a fireman where you have it was the perfect job for an actor because you get a call in the morning saying, we need a teacher. If i had an audition, i wouldnt go, but if i didnt have an audition, which was most days i would go and work in school. In chicago i got a job in a movie called save the last dance. It was my first big film and it did not pay a lot of money so after the film came out, i went back to substitute teaching. I made a rule i couldnt work in high school. I could only do Elementary Schools because kids were cutting class to see shanneal teach ference. And i would say the kids trying to see the girl from save the last dance which was terrible. Stephen which is more cutthroat, high school or hollywood . High school stephen okay. Yeah. Stephen okay. Or maybe im just not as equipped. High school prepared me for hollywood, yeah. Stephen uhhuh, uhhuh. Nothing is as scary as the real world right now. Stephen oh, no, right now . Yeah. Stephen oh, no, its chaos. Have you heard . laughter well, now so then youre in college. Okay, so youre in college. You went to George Washington . I did. Stephen lovely school, down in d. C. , another city school. Yeah. Stephen and you studied storytelling. I storied anthropology and dramatic lit. Yeah, i studied storytelling in a way. I studied people. Stephen okay. Thats what an actress does, right . Yes, we play people so we should study people. I did all kinds of i played all kinds of roles when i was there. I didnt always play a person. I did a musical about a frog when i was there. Stephen really . What did you play . A frog. Stephen oh, congratulations. So you got the lead. I did. I was the last frog in a musical called croak the last frog. laughter . Stephen wow. Yeah. Stephen wow. Big deal. Stephen really . Big deal. Stephen did you get to use words or did you just just variations on ribet for two hours. No, it was a musical. We not only talked but we sang. I take what i do very seriously, and i even did then. I went to the washington its national zoo for hours to study frog movement. Stephen they have a frog exhibit . They did. Every zoo has frogs. So, yeah, i mean stephen how is your frog . Do you still have a frog . I should have never gone down this road. laughter yeah. I mean, you know, theres being a frog is really more about body language. laughter do you want me to teach you how to be froggish. Stephen i have my own frog. I can do a frog. Let me see your frog. Ill do my frog if you do your frog. laughter cheers and applause aaahhh thats good thats good thats good cheers and applause all right. All right. So my frog is more about posture, right. You have to turn your feet out. It was more like this kind of thing. laughter stephen oh, i like that. Its not in the face. Theres a frog that would shake its ankle. You have to get this. The frog would do this. Stephen thats really nice. Thats really nice. cheers and applause you can commit more in pants, im getion. So now, storyteller. Yes. Stephen are you the best storytellener your family . No, no, that would be my dad. Stephen oh, thats great. Yeah, he has a really special skill for taking the mundane, and exaggerating into a story. So his sisters not necessarily truth, but theyre good laughter theyre good. Theyre good. Stephen do you have a favorite nontruth goodness . Heres an example. Its not that hes lying. Hes not lying. Stephen your dad is not going to lie. Hes not going to lie. Hes a good guy. But i had pet fish when i was a kid. Stephen oh. Who cat fish, mr. And mrs. Katz. Katz. And when they got too large for the tank, my father invented an elaborate ceremony for them to be taken to a lake in new york state and deposited in the lake. But the story he tells about it is an epic, lifechanging, rite of package. None of that happened, bucket at the lake. Stephen did you go with him to the lake to see the fish put into the lake. No. Stephen okay. No, no. Stephen i have some terrible news. Oh, no. No dont say that stephen im a father, and im here to tell you that my father ate my cat fish stephen yes. Your father or maybe you did. Do you remember having fish sticks . Im allergic to fish. Im allergic to fish. Stephen then, no, your father did not feed them to you. Dad stephen or he released them into the hudson. Im sure the fish are fine. Did you see the bucket . Did you see want whole thing they were gone stephen you are adorable. Still a good man. I dont know. Stephen that he didnt tell you is the best story. Theyre fine. The fish is fine. My whole world is upside down. Stephen no, im lying now. Im sure it didnt im sure it didnt happen. It better have been good. Stephen what . It better have been good. Stephen tartar sauce, fantastic. I understand you youre pretty excited about this photo. Oh oh stephen you can tell me why. I dont necessarily understand. The beautiful, wonderful, nicole kidman. Welldeserved emmy. Whats the story here. I am a creative consultant for newt gina, and i helped design that lip color shes wearing. Stephen right there . Yes. Stephen whats it called. Its called velvet wine. Stephen velvet wine. I worked with them to create bold new colors that will look good on anybody. Im actually wearing it now. It looks good on her but it is still gorgeous. Stephen thats the same on her. Yeah, because she and i are different color s. Stephen somebody dropped off this right here. May i try it . You think it will look good on you . Stephen i dont know, but i wouldnt may i try it . No. laughter i want you to be blessed, because im not sure i can guarantee the authenticity of this. But i have one. cheers and applause its nice and warm its been in my bosom. laughter cheers and applause you took too much off. laughter applause oh, its so good its so good oh, its so pretty its so pretty cheers and applause thank you. Youre so pretty stephen scandals final season starts tomorrow on abc. Kerry washington, everybody well be right back with Russell Brand. cheers and applause thank you stephen thank you watch this watch this watch this watch this why . Terrible toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you. Charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. With 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body no two of us are alike. Life made more effortless through adaptability. The perfect position seat in the lincoln continental. 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I do worry about small talk because in the back of me mind, during some small talk, i might suddenly realize that we are mortal and death is coming cruel death the icy hand, the icy hand, death cometh. So sometimes that distracts me from the old small tack, stephen. Stephen death looms at all time. Its looming right now. Stephen why are we here, Russell Brand . Why is there something instead of nog . The do you think its to move towards oneness . Could there be some consciousness trying to realize itself through material . cheers and applause stephen well, i thought the universe was expanding, and eventually entropy will bring us to sort of absolute neutral Room Temperature throughout the universe, and well suffer heat death, and there will be nothing, not even energy. But, stephen 70 of the universe is dark matter. Its inconceivable. It cant be held within consciousness. We dote know the rules of the universe yet, as your great Herman Melville says, all human science but passing fables. Everything we hold is our credo. All the knowledge we have built. Where does it leave us i am ozzie man dias, king of kings, alone in the desert, civillations rule, stephen. Rome fell. This, too, must pass what are we going to do . Its still looming. Its looming cheers and applause stephen thats true. Thats very true. In the meantime. laughter you have a book. Were going to sell some books right now. Dont you trivialize this stephen oh, im not. Were talking about your book, a signature document talking about its called recovery freedom from our addictions. You can really have freedom from your addiction or can you only hold your addiction at bay . Stephen it depends on how one defines addiction. You can have freedom from the malevolent men festations of addiction. If addiction is a drive to know truth or in another lexicon, to know god, to know oneness, that we are unable to medicate successfully, because our culture tells us that there is no meaning, tells us we are but material, tells us that we are individuals trapped in flesh, only here to consume. And there are some people that just cant bear that, so they take a little bit of heroin to unwind. Stephen yes. Thats true. laughter as tomos burton said as ours, we clothe, we wrap in the bandages of other peoples perceptions of us, or in our appetites and pleasures. And we say, oh, those bandages, that is ourselves, would looking underneath our bandage that is a hole in our hearts the size of god. I like that. Thats very beautiful. Stephen i stole it. He said had you been able to ask that Thomas Burton and say it in the future on a talk show, he probably would have a few questions about how society evolved, say, yeah, go, mate, the swaddling. Stephen he was a monk. He didnt have possessions. Sometimes i think if i was dressed in religious garb, people wouldnt trouble me with trivia. If i had a hooded robe and stuff like that. Perhaps thats the answer to announce yourself physically as religious. Im trying to look like jesus, but its not working. Stephen the robe would help. The robe would help a lot. Possibly would help. Stephen you have or had addictions. Youve had some trouble or some experience or some adventures, however you want to describe twith the selfabuse of intoxicants. What did you learn about getting off them that would help the rest of us . What i learned is, is that no matter what the presentation is of the addiction it could be food, it could be sex, it could be drugs, it could be money and ive tried all of them. Yeah, i have, really excessively. I really got myself a terrible mischief. The drive behind this is the same drive. If you learn to understand this drive, if you are able to communicate with it correctly, then you can have freedom. So i suppose what im saying is, the people that, like, are drug addicts, they are merely the outliars. They are the creatures that fly to the high ground before the tsunami arrives. But all of us are attaching, somehow, arent we, to temporary illusions . The squad ling of your Thomas Burton there. All of us are clinging to things, clinging to things, like drowning men. And i suppose that the answer is found in connection. So i suppose the quick answer, which is a bit late, lets face it now, is connection. Stephen you talk about you went through the 12 steps of recovery. Yes. Stephen you have your own interpretations of them. Yes. Stephen okay, theyre not exactly the 12 steps as some people might know them. If i gave you a couple of 12 steps, could you interpret them for me . I will do that for you stephen. Stephen lets do the first three. Okay. Stephen you say heres step number one in the 12 steps, and you interpret. Number one, we admit that we are powerless over our addiction and that our lives have become unmanageable. Are you a bleep . laughter . Stephen two we come to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore to us sanity. Could you not be bleep . laughter applause . Stephen we made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of god as we understand him. Are you on your own gonna un bleep yourself. Stephen if you can ask, what when did you ask yourself those three questions . Im continually asking myself. cheers and applause stephen okay, you got. cheers and applause you got into a twitter feud with our president. Oh, yes. Youve got a president , and i got into a feud with him via twitter, like all dignified people must. laughter stephen okay. Is there such a thing do you think there is such a thing as a twitter addiction . If youre asking me if donald trump, the president of the United States, has addiction, certainly, the middle syllable seems particularly pertinent. laughter . Stephen its a small syllable. Id say its barely there at all. applause . Stephen this is the kind of connection youre talking about right now. Its a brief interruption in the nothingness, isnt it, steve . That syllable, so tiny, is barely to be there. So i think, yeah, like, is he a beat bleep . Yes. Could he not be bleep . Thats tricky. Three, does he need help to bleep himself . Well, yeah, but whos going to do it and what bleep would you use . laughter applause did i do well stephen you did so well you did so well. Im curious to see how much of this will make it to air. Oh, come on stephen recovery freedom from our addictions is out now. Russell brand, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by st. Vincent. applause perfect. 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