New fromm milton brbradley. Its battleship t trump edition where e the former president reveals all the secret locations of your naval fleet. He has his submarines on g8. Hitit c7. Shoott him hit listen to the former president spill military secrets and say things that nobody should hear. I have a much better body than joe biden. Battleship trump edition. Fun for the whole family and our nations enemies. From the makers of trumperation. I will take electrocution every single time. [buzzer] announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Subthing to talk about. And anniversary first drafts with stephen and evie. First, stephen welcomes Arnold Schwarzenegger and musical guest metric. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen please have a seat. Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The world is still in shock over the horrific surprise attack that hamas launched this weekend against israel. As of this taping, over 900 people in israel have been killed, including 11 americans, and an unknown number of civilians and soldiers have been kidnapped, including u. S. Citizens. And as the conflict continues, nearly 700 people have been killed in gaza. The middle east is a complex region, but the complexity of the palestinianisraeli conflict is immaterial to the horror of this attack. It is heartbreaking to see violence escalate, and we hope and pray that some day peace is possible. Now, on this show we try our best to talk about what everybody is talking about, but we didnt even attempt to write jokes about this. The human mind simply refuses to do it. Even a. I. Refused to do it. Because we went onto chatgpt, and this is true, it responded the middle east conflict is a serious and ongoing situation that affects many lives, and making jokes about such matters can easily be seen as insensitive, disrespectful, or offensive to those who are suffering as a result. I, for one, want to commend our future robot overlords. Thats a rare show of humanity from something that cant identify which photos contain a traffic light. Of course, we do have humans out there responding to this crisis. Say what you want about donald trump, and i have. But there are times when you have to put aside your feelings and just listen to whoever might have relevant geopolitical experience. And at his rally on the day of the attack, he stayed laserfocused on the international crisis. Hannibal lecter, how great an actor was he . Stephen how great an actor was Hannibal Lecter . He acted like he wasnt gonna eat those people, and then he did. He ate those guys faces like a slice of papa johns. I mean, what a pro. Youve never gonna see face. He went on. You know why i like him . Because he said on television on one of the i love donald trump. So i love him. I love him. Stephen i love hannibal. I also love norman bates. He and i both get very upset when theres bad water pressure in the shower. You know who else loves me . Palpatine. Great emperor. Palpatine. Remember mace windu . Threw him right out the window, should have called him mace windows i love that clown from it. Fun guy, always carries balloons for the kids, gave me some great makeup advice i love him. Also you gotta love that kooky babadook. Babadook. Babadook. Love that name. You know who else said i love donald trump . Scar. Some call him a king. A lion king. So in a way you could say i was endorsed by a king. So i love him. Hyenas are our allies, guys, i dont know why were arming the ukrainians against the hyenas. How about voldemort, folks . Hell of a leader. They say you cant say his name, but ill name him. We love voldemort, dont we . I saw in the daily prophet, he said he loves trump, so i love him. He loves me. Hes such a brownnoser. If he had a nose, it would be brown. [cheers and applause] hes loved. A lot of love out there. Of course, trump doesnt just collect endorsements from fictional serial killers. He also collects classified documents. And thanks to the case brought by special counsel jack smith, were now learning how much he loved to wave our secrets around for the guests at maralago. cause reportedly, trump revealed Nuclear Submarine secrets to an australian businessman. Yes, he heard that the guy came from down under and he thought, thats where the submarines are, down under. He should know. If anyone should know, i should tell the down under guy. So who is this australian businessman . Hes billionaire and oh, my lord. Martha, mdear. It looks like they made his hair out of trumps face and trumps hair out of his face that guy there is somebody named anthony pratt, and hes a member of maralago. Joined 2017 i think. And according to pratt, one night down at the club, the former president started blabbing our National Secrets after pratt told trump he believed australia should start buying its submarines from the united states. Okay . Trump was just sealing the deal, okay . Following the old sales mantra abc. Always be compromising national security. Okay . Its all in the book. Allegedly, trump told pratt two highly classified submarine secrets the exact number of Nuclear Warheads the subs carry, and exactly how close they can get to a Russian Submarine without being detected. Okay, thats not right. You cant just give away our classified secrets without trading for some of australias classified secrets. Like how they make the bloomin onion i dont each petal is perfectly fried. Why doesnt it clump . Why doesnt it clump . Of course, authorities were afraid that pratt might have told someone else. But he didnt. He didnt tell someone else. He told some45else. Now that sounds bad, but hes australian, so its possible no one understood what he was saying. U. S. Nivvynavy has big bappa boppin metal fishies with yaggadaggadooby on the barbie i didnt even come close to reading that right and youll never know. Trump was quick to defend himself, posting the ridiculous story put out today about me is false and ridiculous, other than the fact that i will often state that we make the best submarines and military equipment anywhere in the world. With that being said, i will always promote the greatness of america and its military equipment. We have the best equipment, including the Strongest Military computers with the greatest passwords. Zf5big e, little e, tilde. That squiggly thing. Lot of people use the exclamation point as the special character. Not the unstoppable u. S navy. We go tilde, okay . What, youre surprised i know what a tilde is . So am i. Anyway, zf5big e, little e, spanish wordworm. Same worm in the bottom of same worm in the bottom of the tequila bottle. They have the tilde. The former president isnt only on trial for passing out state secrets at the maralago waffle bar. Hes also been indicted for orchestrating january 6th to stop the peaceful transfer of power. Last week, his lawyers tried a desperate new tactic, claiming trumps actions were at the heart of his official responsibilities as president. Okay, sounds like a crazy excuse, but its right there in the oath of office. I do solemnly swear that i will faithfully execute the Vice President mike pence because he wouldnt overturn the election for me. Now lets burn this mother down [cheering] another thing trumps lawyers said that was actually okay actually was him trying to replace anyone who stood in his way with a loyalist, which is exactly what he did when he contemplated replacing the head of the Justice Department with jeffrey clark, a civil environmental lawyer who believed the 2020 election had been stolen via smart thermostats. That is crazy. Smart thermostats cant control the election. Smart thermostats cant even control the temperature. We have ours set to 75 degrees in here. And none of us can feel our toes. Thermostant . Thermostat. Theres news about someone else who thought their job was overthrowing the 2020 election, my pillow ceo mike lindell, seen here having impure thoughts about a dust ruffle. Lindell has been fighting billiondollar defamation lawsuits from Voting Machine Companies over his election lies, and hes now confirmed hes out of money and cant pay his legal bills, saying he has lost everything, every dime. Soon hell have to change his companys name to my stale crust of sandwich. You know their slogan get away, pigeon, its mine lindell is now facing tough choices between paying his bills and keeping his company afloat, as he explained on the internet. We cant pay the lawyers. We cant pay. Theres no money left to pay them. And i told the attorneys, these are great attorneys, they were courageous, came on a year and a half, or two years ago and they need to get paid. They have families and stuff too and i told them i have to protect my company, i have to protect that. Stephen i have to protect my company, even if it means no, no, no, i have to. Even if it means killing it. Pillow, dont worry. The pain will be over soon. Im doing whats best for both of us. Hold still. Dont struggle we got a great show for you tonight. My guest is Arnold Schwarzenegger. But when we come back, my wife evie and i have some first drafts of anniversary cards. Hold still announcer the late show with Stephen Colbert sponsored by progressive insurance. Round out your protection with life, phone, and pet health insurance. Heres why you should switch from chrome to duckduckgo. Duckduckgo is a b browser y you downloaoad to your r mo and desktop devicices. Unlike chchrome, the ducuckduckgo brbrowser h has privacycy builtin. N i it comes s with a p private altlternative to gogoogle searcrch, whichch doesn■t s spy onon your sesearches, andnd it blocksks cookies and creeeepy ads. A and theress no catctch itits free. We mamake money f from ads, but t they dont t follolow you arouound. Join the m millions ofof peope takingng back theieir privacy by dodownloading g duckduckg on n mobile andnd desktop t to at cretors, we handcraft every batch of our delicious popcorn. Ckg like our cretors cheese and caramel mix. Great on their own, even better together. Try cretors, handcrafted smallbatch popcorn. [cheers and applause] stephen give it up for louis cato and the late show band, everybody. There you go. Welcome back, my friends. Welcome back, my friends. Getting there. Were close. We are pasta for your close. Hey louis. Louis stephen. Stephen do you know who our guest is tonight . Louis i do, legendary. Stephen mr. Arnold schwarzenegger is going to be here. Anyway, that will be in moments. Stick around for that. Folks, theres nothing quite like a wedding anniversary to look back and reflect on how far youve come with your partner, and how, if youd just made a reservation two weeks ago like they asked, you wouldnt be celebrating 15 beautiful years together at a jamba juice. And anniversaries mean anniversary cards. But not every card gets it right the first try, so well take a look at some of those early attempts in our segment first drafts. No stupid stephen you know whos going to come out and join me. Please welcome my lovely wife, evie. [cheers and applause] hello. I love it. What a beautiful wedding dress. There you go. Evie thank you. Stephen please have a seat. My goodness. Dont you look fantastic. Are you going to wear that when we go to dinner tonight . Evie i dont know. Depends on how we do right now. Stephen as far as im concerned, youre doing great. Evie i am dressed like a pearl. 30th anniversary as pearl. Stephen for the people out there who do not know, this is actually, its actually our 30th anniversary. Happy anniversary, darling. How fun. How fun. Im going to give you a little , a little gift here for you. These are all things from portugal. Explain to them why im giving you things from portugal. Evie were going to go to portugal when the strike was audited in the strike ended, which is great. Spirit fantastic. It was supposed to be the week off before the strike. We were going to be in portugal. Because you love hiking and i love you. And so i said lets go. You said lets go someplace hiking. Evie they have good food there too. Stephen this is for later. Its incredible. I dont know if youve ever had. Evie good lord. This is great. Stephen thats cheese. But for us, here why dont we do why dont we do a little port . A little port. Now darling, there is nothing that makes you feel better the next morning than chugging port. Darling, you know how this cheers. [applause] thats lovely. Thats lovely. Stephen im ready. Stephen you know how this works. If you hold these, my beautiful assistant, in the first draft, i show the audience nice anniversary card you could find in any store. And then i will show you the not so great first draft that they didnt sell. That is the premise. Evie i wont mess it up this time. Stephen you never mess it up. You improve everything you are part of. Can i have the first card, please my love. This is very sweet. Today is a very special day. Happy anniversary, darling. You make my life full. Isnt that lovely . This is a card only for people who were born who got married on october 9. This is a very, very rare go to your walgreens and look for the october 9th section. [laughs] evie i think october is a great time to get married. Stephen i agree. Evie its not too hot. Its not winter yet. Cool, crisp but warm, beautiful. Stephen what do you remember about our wedding . Evie how nervous you were. [laughs] still and i was very nervous. Evie so nervous i wasnt sure he was going to make it. Stephen it didnt occur to me that i was getting married until couple of hours before i got to the church. It really sank and when i saw you in the wedding dress. The first draft said today is a very special day. Happy birthday, Brandon Routh in hindsight, superman returns is actually pretty good today is Brandon Rouths birthday. We had a very i ecumenical w wedding. My fathers oldest friend, catholic priest. In a presbyterian church. Evie thats right. We covered all the bases but we didnt have a rabbi. Stephen right afterwards, i was circumcised. Heres another one, this says all these years later, will you marry me again. Happy anniversary. My true love and best friend. Thats really lovely. The first draft said all of these years later, will you marry me again. Turns out father murphy was a conman and none of this was ever official. Evie that could happen. You member getting the marriage license . Stephen it was my job to get the marriage license and i saved it of course for the last minute and we had to get it before the rehearsal dinner. Between were in south carolina. Stephen charleston, south carolina. It was 4 15 and it closes at 5 00 which i did not know when i called the clerks office, the county, to find out what we needed to do. The answering machine said thank you for calling the county clerk in charleston, south carolina. Marriage license office is open until 5 00 p. M. South carolina, the girl must be 13 and the boy must be 15. There is a onetime fee of 25 and the license does not expire. So we got there at 4 50 five to sign up but then we had to come back 24 hours. We had to come back between 4 50 five and one or close to 5 00 the day of our rehearsal dinner and this is what our entire marriage has been light because of what i am like. We got it. Heres a very nice card this has our wedding seems like yesterday. Im still crazy for you in every way. Happy anniversary. That is the truth, my love. Evie a little gray hair on the inside. Stephen the first draft said our wedding seems like yesterday. Im still processing the news that ive been in a coma for 30 years. Why are you Holding Hands with rick . Evie im glad that didnt happen. Stephen evie mcgee, everybody. Happy anniversary, darling. Well l be right b back with ararnold schwawarzeneggerr. Evevery time i i dried it only takakes a minutute. 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I wanted to talk to you for a long time. Im glad we could finally make it happen. Arnold thank you. Congratulations on your 30th anniversary. Stephen thank you very much. Its very nice. Arnold i met your lovely wife. She definitely is the better half. Stephen i dont fight. I will not fight you on that one. Youre 76 years old. Youve had three epic careers. Arnold why do you mention that . Whyd you have to mention that . Stephen its even more impressive how good you look. Arnold thank you. Stephen setting you up with a complement. One of the things one skill thats always impressed me about whether its your body building career, acting career, political career, how absolutely powerfully you sell whatever youre doing. I want to do some of that selling tonight for your new book which is called be useful seven tools for life its available tomorrow. Before we go to any of that, i want to know about, did you have any plans other than body building . If it hadnt been body building was thereafter fallback position for you . Arnold no. I write about it in the book. There never was a fallback decision or plan b because i always felt like if enough people out there are doubting you, enough people talking about, maybe this isnt working. Especially body building. Peoples i want you become a World Champion in skiing. Thats austrian. But body building is an american sport. Thatll never happen. Theres no way. You have these people saying no, no. If i say you have to have a plan b that means if i have doubts myself but it isnt going to work. Is it going to work or not . To have a fallback position. I didnt want to doubt myself because thats the worst thing you can do is doubt yourself. You have to have confidence. You have to have a very clear vision. I had a very weird vision to be the worlds best body builder, most muscular man, winning the mr. Universe contest in london at the same stage where others won. The guy who played hercules and the movies that i size a kid. Thats what inspired me. I wanted to do exactly the same. Train as hard five hours a day and it became a reality. At the age of 20 i became the youngest mr. Universe ever in london. Stephen talking about bulking up. I wanted something to make you feel comfortable. We heard that you like. What is arnold where did you get that . That is amazing. Stephen i didnt know how to pronounce it. Arnold powdered sugar on top, kaiserschmarrn. Arnold emperors fluff. Pancake cut into little pieces. Some think that the germans developed. Sing every german should have at least one dish of kaiserschmarrn a day. Made ut of eggs and flowers. One of those crazy german things where everyone has to have the same. Its just right. Stephen that is like arnold it should be worn. Stephen it should be warm. Arnold but this is really nice. Stephen its a little congealed kaiserschmarrn is what it is. Its kind of like the food arnold where did you get this . Stephen at the late show labs. Arnold there is no one who knows how to make kaiserschmarrn. I dont know anybody. I remember my mother used took over and she would stay with me. This was back in the 70s and she would teach everyone how to make kaiserschmarrn and how to make meaner schnitzel. It was funny. She felt that americans didnt know how to cook. I said no, americans know how to cook really well. They just dont know how to make kaiserschmarrn or wienerschnitzel. Stephen or spaetzle. Arnold you have to go to oktoberfest. Stephen i have never been. Is it fun . Is it a mob . Arnold oktoberfest has hundreds of thousands of people descending in munich. I just came from there two weeks ago. I was at oktoberfest. In my house i had oktoberfest also on saturday. Here in los angeles. We had oktoberfest which was a fundraiser to raise money for kids, for afterschool programs. We raised 7 million. [applause] stephen thats lovely. The kids didnt get any of the beer. Im hoping the kids didnt get any. Arnold the kids werent even there. It was too late at night. But these programs all over the united states. Around 150,000 kids. Because 70 of the kids come from homes where both of the parents are working. The parents dont have time in the afternoon to take care of ther kids until they get home at night. So between 3 00 and 6 00 is the danger zone for kids which means thats when they get involved in juvenile crime, teenage pregnancy, gangs, drugs, violence which costs society huge amount of money. Incarceration all of this stuff. When i felt 30 years ago when i started this program was we can do better than that in america. We can provide programs after the school is over. Have kids stay in school, do homework assistance, tutoring, sports and fitness programs, arts and stuff like that. Until 6 00 and told parents can pick up their kids. So now those kids are safe and getting education. 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Its the greatest book ever written. Its Arnold Schwarzenegger. Youve been doing talk shows for decades now. My understanding when you first started doing talk shows, that you got some help from a really unlikely place. And i cant imagine how this came about. Milton burrell used to help you prepare. How did you get Milton Burrell to be your Company Writer . Arnold first of all, let me say when i started out, i didnt know Milton Burrell yet. He came in afterwards. When i started out, it was really wild because people were worried talk show hosts were worried to have a body builder on the show. Maybe they thought maybe the guy couldnt talk or whatever so they had very little expectations. It it made me shine. I went talk show, the Johnny Carson show and merv griffin. They would go, after i said the first sentence, they would say oh, my god. I would see what happened . Is there anything wrong. They would say no, you can talk. The funniest reaction you can imagine. Even when i would say a normal sentence, they were impressed. Stephen the bar was very low. Arnold very low. It was a big advantage of mind to go on those talk shows. I even talk about this in the book. People have low expectations from you not to complain about it. Not to say oh, you guys are wrong. I am much smarter than that. Leave it alone. Its always good to come from behind and to have them not expect anything. The same thing happened with me in show business and when i ran for governor. When i ran for governor, they said this guy is from the entertainment business. He doesnt know anything about politics. We can beat him easy. Sure enough, two months later after the election was over, that campaign was over, it was election time. I won. I won. Come from behind and you win. But youre asking me about milton berle. Milton berle is a comedian that comes from germany. His actual name is berlin. It was shortened. When he came to america, they would shorten the names because americans couldnt pronounce things. They wanted to shorten mine but that wouldnt let them. The bottom line, milton bet me met me at a party and said we should Work Together. I said i need your help, milton. Having to give speeches somewhere. I want to start the speech in a funny way but i dont really know how to make funny jokes. How to really understand the american sense of humor. I have the german and the austrian sense of humor but not the american sense of humor. Now he says, oh, god, now i am becoming the teacher of this nazi. He would be complaining. I dont know if i can do that. But he was lovely. We worked on lines. I remember one time he wrote this beginning of the speech. He said to me, okay. They will give you an award, arnold. And when you thank them for the award, just make a joke out of it. You say as a body builder, have gotten a lot of meddlesome a lot of trophies and awards. And this award here is the most recent. And he would say. Listen, now. He would come to me after. He was in the audience becomes me after and says you stupid idiot. Why do you say most recent right away . He said thats not why the line goes. You see how i put dots and pauses. So you go out. You say i have won a lot of metals and trophies is a body building champion and a lot of awards. But this without a doubt is the most. Recent. So he taught me about timing. Thats the thing. Its all about timing. He would beat me up all the time about it. Calling me a nazi at all these kinds of things but he was so helpful writing me jokes, writing lines in movies, funny lines and movies. He was an absolute jewel. He came to my engagement party, the wedding and everything like that. Hung out in the house. Brought a lot of cigars. He was a big cigar smoker. He brought me a lot of cigars. One of those wonderful relationships that formed over the years. Stephen we have to take another break. 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Its Arnold Schwarzenegger, the author of be useful seven tools for life. Now, you are a twoterm governor as a republican. Im curious. As you look, you worked with Kevin Mccarthy back in the day when he was the leader of the republicans in the statehouse. Arnold he was the minorit leader, the head of the republican party. The democrat was the head of was the majority leader. I work with him for several years. And then he was termed out. And then he was voted to be a congressman. Representing the area. He went to washington. Stephen when you look at the modern republican party, do you think you could be elected as a republican right now, given the extremity of the party right now. Arnold i really dont know. Im not running for anything right now. Im not worried about it. I just know that when i do speeches or anything like that, i have as much, you know, compliments from the republicans as i have from the democrats. The reason for that is because i am much more in the center. People know that i do not have an enemy. I dont look at democrats as the enemy, even though im a republican. I look at them as working partners, absolutely essential for our democracy. The democrats and republicans Work Together rather than seeing each other as enemies. Stephen thats lovely. Now sadly. [applause] technically the u. S. Constitution does not allow you to run for president because you are not born in the united states. But if that ever changes, we have a campaign tshirt for you. We were hoping we could present this to you and if you wouldnt mind. [applause] Arnold Schwarzenegger 2024. If you wouldnt mind reading with the tagline is. Arnold vote for me if you want to live. Thank you very much. Stephen this is for you. [cheers and applause] arnold thank you. Stephen will come of the book is called be useful seven tools for life. Thank you so much for being here. Please come back many times to the ed sullivan. Arnold stephen, i love it. Im not in new york that often but it is wonderful. As i said in my book, sell, sell, sell. Stephen the greatest book of all time. Its amazing. The greatest paper of all time. Arnold the paper is really strong. You dont have to read it. It reads out loud for you. [laughter] thank you very much. Stephen thank you, arnold. That is the book. Thats the man. Its available tomorrow. Arnold schwarzenegger, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by metric. Stephen performing just the once from their upcoming album, formentera two, metric. Seems at the time, it will be just the once and even i used to be innocent once i couldnt wait, get us out of this place before once becomes once in a while soon its a race, its a rush and a high steal an embrace, it starts with one little lie try once again to redefine now and then before once becomes once in a while said it would be just the once said it would be just the once said it would be just for fun said it would be just for fun just the once once you arrive, theres only so far to fall ask how you got here, it gets hard to recall head for the door, it pulls you back in once more baby, once becomes once in a while said it would be just the once said it would be just the once whoo, yeah said it would be just for fun said it would be just for fun just the once said it would be yeah, whoo, yeah once yeah, whoo, yeah once yeah, whoo, yeah once yeah, whoo, yeah though we trace the outline clearly of morality and honesty we observe the outline rarely and eventually, unknowingly we erase the outline what happens when the ground beneath disappears . What once were days will feel like thousands of years but whos to say it isnt better this way look at me, now im free, youll survive said it would be just the once whoo, yeah said it would be just the once whoo, yeah said it would be just for fun whoo, yeah said it would be just for fun just the once said it would be yeah, whoo, yeah once yeah, whoo, yeah once yeah, whoo, yeah once yeah, whoo, yeah [cheers and applause] stephen metric, everybody. Thats it for the late show. Good night