Ruining my first marriage . They said, we have shocking evidence fascinating. And do you have the evidence . I have an affidavit here thats been online for six months that nobody bothered to read. It appears to be a big foot riding the loch ness monster whos offering a bribe. The proof is undeniable. Whos involved . Joe bidens son, john kerrys stepson, Hillary Clinton, george soros, Stormy Daniels and the thornton group, and that was owned by Whitey Bulgers nephew. Thank you for being here, rudolph. And now my socks are gone cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, spinpeachment. Plus stephen welcomes secretary Hillary Rodham clinton and Chelsea Clinton. And musical guest wilco. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen come on cheers and applause hello there how are you . Whoo whoo thats just dumb so stupid please have a seat, everybody thank you very much. Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. I hope you all had a really nice weekend. My family got a new puppy. And cheers and applause jon, i know you guys played the Global Citizen festival in central park. Jon yes, thats right. Stephen that looked fantastic cheers and applause jon we had a great time. Rolling on telling truth ile,own in washington, d. C. , the president and his allies all journeyed to the mountains of madness, where all meaning was devoured in the cavernous maw of stupid. laughter and they all got on the crazy train for one reason to try and confuse everyone about a very simple story. Its don and the giant impeach. laughter cheers and applause once upon a time. Jon come on, don come on. Stephen once upon a time, donald trump called the president of ukraine and asked the foreign leader to investigate joe biden. The end laughter of his presidency, you would think. Now, we know this cheers and applause we know this because a whistleblower whistleblew and the white house released a transcript that confirmed everything the whistleblower said. Its all in the new movie i know what i did last summer and now you do too because i released the transcript. laughter now cheers and applause good movie. Scary. Super, super scary movie. Now, the white house doesnt have a lot of options left. And you know that phrase, hey, dont kill the messenger . Trump doesnt know that phrase. laughter because he tweeted, like every american, i deserve to meet my accuser, especially when this accuser, the socalled whistleblower, represented a perfect conversation with a foreign leader in a totally inaccurate and fraudulent way. Okay. Okay. First of all cheers and applause first of all, you only have thee cour l and i certainly hope you get that opportunity. cheers and applause piano riff second. Jon hey, now hey piano riff stephen second, when you say your accuser, can you narrow that down . Because there are a lot of them. cheers and applause youre going to have to handle it like an Elizabeth Warren selfie line. as trump hi, im donald. What are you accusing me of . laughter great, great, great. Youre a liar. Selfie next . Oh, you dont want me to touch you . I understand. Thats the accusation . There you go. There you go. applause after that, trump swerved mid tweet to hit another target then schiff made up what i actually said by lying to congress dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, his lies were made in perhaps the most blatant and sinister manner ever seen in the great chamber. He wrote down and read terrible things, then said it was from the mouth of the president of the United States. I want schiff questioned at the highest level for fraud and treason. as trump and by highest level, i mean dangle him from the top of the Washington Monument by his ankles and ask him anything you want to take back, liddle adam . laughter oh, oh, down below. Jon thats cold. Stephen then trump brought the tweet home. I want to meet not only my accuser, who presented second and third hand information, but also the person who illegally gave this information, which was largely incorrect, to the whistleblower. Was this person spying on the u. S. President . Big consequences booing laughter big eque for what . On something bad and telling people about it isnt spying, its talking. laughter if i see a guy pooping on the subway platform and notify the transit police, that doesnt make me james bond. laughter . Or does it . james bond theme sting cheers and applause jon come on, James Stephen hello, m. This is 007. I need to report a 002. laughter on the number three train. laughter this afternoon cheers and applause there are rumors. Jon sean connery stephen there are a lot of rumors im the next bond. Th this afternoon, at the white house, trump tried to clear things up. Unfortunately, he used his mouth so it got more confusing. laughter the statement i made to the president of the ukraine, a good man, nice man, new, was perfect. It was perfect. But the whistleblower reported a totally different statement. Like the statement was not even made. I guess statement you could say with call. I made a call. laughter stephen oh, oh, he does have the best words, theyre just stuck in the very worst brain. laughter as trump i guess made call. laughter now normally, reporters are the ones who exit after the oval office press, but today, rather than answer any more questions, the president did this there was a lot of corruption having to do with the 2016 election, against us. And, we want to get to the bottom of it. And it is very important that we do. Thank you. Mr. President , do you see impeachment as inevitable, sir . Is it inevitable you will be impeached . Ot to cheers and applause i got to say, even in a small dose, its great to see trump leave office. laughter but trump isnt just tweeting a lot, hes also been retweeting a lot, including this clip from fox and friends featuring conservative radio host and mean billy joel, marc levin. laughter the interview got off to a bit of a rocky start. Are you okay with a president asking his counterpart this is a simple yes or no to dig up dirt on former Vice President joe biden and his son . Are you okay with that . First of all, your question is not honest. So i dont give yes or no thats a quote from the transcript, sir. Let me finish, ed. You have all morning. I have two minutes. Its not an honest question. Stephen it was so tense, they changed the name to, fox and hey, i thought we were friends laughter trump tweeted that video because levin also wants to out the whistleblower. Im an american citizen if this c. I. A. Operative is going to be the guy that brings down my president , i want to know all about him i want to know what kind of dogs they have, how many marriages theyve had, if they have a d. U. I. , i want to know if theyre a partisan, i want to know everything stephen as levin we need to know everything. How many dogs does he have . Are they cute dogs . Does he have a picture . Can i see the picture . Is he a good boy . Whos a good boy . laughter cheers and applause who . At long last, sir who . Who is a good boy laughter trump was so pleased by levins performance, that he retweeted 20 tweets about levins performance, including one tweet from an account called trump, but about sharks. laughter which is a novelty twitter account that replaces words in trumps tweets to make them about sharks. Which is why the retweet says, amen mark levin, preach brother you shut down ed henry and the proshark media. laughter the president cheers and applause the president of the United States just tweeted the phrase, proshark media, which means weve officially entered the dumbest time in human history. Beating the previous dumbest time, when we thought a spooky bird mask could protect you from the black plague. Irsk cheers and applause clapping in time stephen okay. cheers and applause thank you, doctor. Drama from ukraine has anothere cast member because we just found out that secretary of state mike pompeo took part in the trumpzelensky phone call. audience reacts what was it, some sort of party line . laughter as sultry announcer do you want to coerce a foreign leader into being your dirty little political opposition researcher . laughter or are you a naughty secretary of state who just likes to listen in . laughter call 1900quidproquickie. cheers and applause piano riff this pompeo knew the whole time is kind of a fun update, given th that mr. Ompeo well, of course he hadnt read it. He was there its the reason why i dont finish taping this show, and say, okay, lets go read my monologue. At this point, if youre defending trump, youre either a complete lapdog, or youre completely oblivious. And sometimes youre both. Like House Minority leader and happy business squirrel, Kevin Mccarthy. laughter uh, mccarthy sat down on 60 minutes, and scott pelley read the damning transcript. What do you make of this exchange . President zelensky says, we are almost ready to buy more javelins from the United States for defense purposes. And President Trump replies, i would like you to do us a favor though. Well, you just added another word. No, its in the transcript. He said, id like you to do a favor though . Yes, its in the white house transcript. Stephen wow. laughter Kevin Mccarthy clearly did not do his reading before class. as student in the end, turns out the great gatsby was the friends we made along the way. laughter now, things look bad. So pelley gave mccarthy the chance to explain how the republicans will respond. How do you expect the president s defense to roll out Going Forward . The defense of what . Well, theres an impeachment inquiry. Yeah. laughter stephen where has Kevin Mccarthy been . as mccarthy on phone hello, cbs . Yes, id love to come on 60 minutes. yes, ive been in a coma at the bottom of an elevator shaft for the last week, so im coming in cold. Lets just wing it. laughter piano riff trump also got some support from South Carolina senator and regret made flesh, lindsey graham. booing graham appeared yesterday on face the nation and things got so heated that at one point lindsey made an oopsy. I think this thing stinks and let me tell you about republicans you want to know about republicans . Republicans believe that youre guilty just by the accusation. audience reacts stephen wow. Jon whoa wait a minute stephen that is quite a freudian slip. as graham yes, republicans are unjust, unfair, and i want to kill daddy and marry mommy mommy warm. laughter no sunday press blitzkrieg would be complete without trump senior policy advisor and sociopathic hardboiled egg stephen miller. laughter miller dismissed the whistleblowers complaint on fox news sunday. A partisan hit job does not make you a whistleblower just because you go through the whistleblower protection act. First of all, if you read the sevenpage, little nancy drew novel that the whistleblower put together, it drips with condescension, righteous indignation and contempt for the president. Stephen oooh, a sevenpage nancy drew novel laughter i bet its called nancy drew and the transcribed crime. laughter its just its an easy read. Jon just roll right through it. Stephen weve got a great show for yicnd hashtag vacay. Sonoma . I want wine with lunch. Its 11am, cindy. Thanks, captain obvious. Dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com and get rewarded basically everywhere. Hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. Tthe bad news . Ouyour patience might not. Ay. New depend® fitflex underwear offers your best comfort and protection guaranteed. Because, perfect or not, lifes better when youre in it. Be there with depend®. So you dont have to stash antacids here. Here. Or here. Kick your antacid habit with prilosec otc. One pill a day, 24 hours, zero heartburn. Gnocchis. S. 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The holidays begin here at the disneyland resort. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody give it up for jon batiste and stay human right there cheers and applause stephen whoo jon whoo stephen whoo jon, ed applause rs a atelotso talkut theres a lot ot tab some days s o mu to talk about we have to do two monologues, so welcome to monologue number two. Now, in the first part of the monologue, i caught you up on Donald Trumps latest impeachment problems, but Congressional Democrats arent the only ones trying to get him out of the oval office. Theres also an election next year. And i will update you on that in tonights doin it donkey style. Protect the whistleblower stephen or words to that effect. applause folks, we learned something new and disturbing about minnesota senator amy klobuchar, seen here both denying it and supplying it. laughter r revealed that shee killed a duck while playing golf. Wasnt even an accident. She just wanted to feel something. laughter heres we make this stuff up. Heres how klobuchar tells it i did one time try to play golf, but i misfired on the first try and the ball hit a duck in the head, and it, yeah, it appeared it appeared to perish. laughter stephen tragically, she tried to warn it by yelling duck but it just looked up at her. laughter cheers and applause but the biggest news on the democratic side is that Bernie Sanders did an interview with cosmopolitan magazine. And i have to say, i love what hes done with his office. laughter the article was called cosmo asks Bernie Sanders the questions young women want answered. Questions like excuse me, sir, are you lost . laughter the intetod ge of issues, including do you have a favorite onnk the corct answer is a cosmo laughs oh, oh, the cosmo stephen oh, the cosmo. Bernie knows about the cosmo. We all remember this scene from sex and the city. laughter as sanders i couldnt help but wonder even though mr. Big was gone, maybe the breakup we really needed was j. P. Morgan and chase laughter applause piano riff cosmo. Jon uhhuh. I remember that scene. Stephen cosmo also got a little personal with bernie whats your skin care routine . laughter stephen dont do him like that its obviously nothing. laughter look at him. His face matches the wall laughter but bernie did have an answer. Do you moisturize . I put somethingdoor gave me g years ago and i put it on. Stephen as bernie my skincare routine was and ive been using his magical face elixir ever since. laughter if you want some, just ask my doctor hes right over there. cheers and applause band playing audience clapping in time stephen well be right back with hillary and Chelsea Clinton. Join us, wont you . cheers and applause band playing can match the power of energizer. Because energizer ultimate lithium is the longest lasting aa battery in the world. Backed by science. Matched by no one. We are literally going to hogwarts right now. 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Plus get kohls cash right now at kohls. cheers and applause band playing y,dy weome ck cheers and applause tsight mother and a gentlemen, t a daughter who have authored 13 books, run for president , and advocated for children around the world. Their new book is called the book of gutsy women. Please welcome back to the late show, secretary Hillary Rodham clinton and Chelsea Clinton cheers and applause band playing cheers and applause cheers and applause cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you so much. Thank you both for being here. Thank you. Stephen nice to see you again. Glad to see you. cheers and applause thank you stephen very nice. Very nice. Stephen these are people who are big fans of the alternate timeline were not living in. laughter so nice to have you both back here. Thank you. Stephen and i want to talk about your new book, the book of gutsy women. Right. Right. cheers and applause stephen and were going to do that in just a minute, i promise you. laughter but your fault for coming on ukraine week. laughter now, we learned about thukine ce server. Mmm. Stephen is it time to, dare i say, lock him up . piano riff cheers and applause what do you make of it . Well audience chanting lock him up stephen i created a monster. I apologize. laughter okay. So, here we are, and we have started an impeachment inquiry, which well look at the evidence, and i think thats exactly what should be done. I believe strongly that this particular incident has had such a huge impact because weve known for a long time that he was a corrupt businessman who cheated people, and weve known that he and his campaign asked for aid from russia, weve known that. But to see him in the office of the president , putting his own personal and political interests ahead of the National Security of our country, just pierced through whatever confusion or denial people had. And, at that point, Speaker Pelosi rightly said this is something we have to investigate, and thats whats going on. cheers and applause stephen it seems yeah, i was never a big lets impeach him fan. I thought we should go to the ballot box. But when someone is clearly using the office that theyre in to subvert the ballot box right. Stephen to use by corrupt means influence from other countries to maintain their office, what good is the ballot box at that point . You have to hold them to account ahead of time. Well, and thats what t iswanded tbeif there will be another election, we would have lived with that, but instead, they said there may come a time when a president has subverted the constitution, has abused power, has taken actions that put the nation at risk, and therefore, weve got to have a remedy between elections, and thats whats being looked at now. Stephen um, now, some people may not know this but back in february of 1974 you were one of the people who worked on the constitutional grounds for president ial impeachment laughs yes, i did. Stephen impeachment referring to president nixon. applause as i like to say, you cannot make my life up, really. laughter yeah, cant make it up. Stephen trump keeps trying to. He does, he does. He attributes all kinds of things. But, you know, i remember very well working on that, i was a very young lawyer and, coincidentally, one of the young republican lawyers was bill weld, now running against donald trump on the republican ticket, and had been governor of massachusetts, and we wrote that because we wanted to do the best impeblwh actuaif y read , its short twopage conclusion that lays out exactly what you were saying, stephen, someone who is using the office to subvert the constitution, to undermine the oath that he took to protect and defend the constitution and the american people, thats what falls right into the definition of an impeachable offense. Stephen um, chelsea, when you see the present president of the United States so obsessed with secretary clinton, your mother, you must have an urge to protect your mother or defend your mother or, uh, slap his mouth laughter when he says her name, which, of course, would get you arrested by the secret service, but why do you think he is so obsessed with your mom . Well, i think some days i think he thinks about her more than i do, which is saying a lot. laughter applause because i think about her a lot. And, you know, stephen, i do, um, kind of feel a need to protect her, because i do worry about her, given what we continue to see at his rallies like the rabid lock her up chants. Stephen years later. Three years later years later, that its still kind of his greatest hit, is troubling to me, and im so proud of my mom. Youre one of my original gutsy women. Im so proud of all that shes done. cheers and applause yeah, gutsywomen, but ultimately, you know, first and foremost, shes my mom, and now shes charlotte, aidan and jaspers grandma, so i do feel the need to protect her, and yet, most of all, i just am so grateful that she just continues to keep standing and standing for what she knows is right. Stephen well cheers and applause right before we came out here, for the people at home, were recording this in the early evening here on monday, and before we came out to do the show, we found out mike pompeo, who is secretary of state, the job you used to have, who said, like, i havent read the whistleblower complaint, turns out he was on the phone call with the ukrainian president. Secretary of state did you have to say so barack obama, you cant extort Foreign Countries enemies . laughter i mean, did you lose count how many times you did that . Yeah, that never happened, no. laughter and stephen what is the secretary of states job in the moment, to advise the president . Well, the secretary of states job is to make sure that he knows, number one, what the president is going to say on those calls. I mean, these are usually very highly prepared calls and, you know, state department and Defense Department and everybody will send over, you know, talking points. Stephen sure. And, you know, well meet with the president and go over the talking points, and the president might say, well, you know, i would rather emphasize this or what about that . Fair game, absolutely. And because youve got a president who doesnt listen to anybody and doesnt follow instructions whatsoever, im not sure theyve even given up on trying to give him any sorts of preparation because they dont know what hes going to say. But what the whistleblower tells us, and res talkhat some of the, you know, republican defenders of the president are saying about how this is hearsay, it was an admission from the white house. I mean, the transcript of the phone call was put out by the white house, and the whistleblower has a depth of understanding that needs to be taken seriously about what happened. And the whistleblower says, in the situation room, as i recall, theyre doing the call, and as soon as trump starts in on this, people are going, oh, whoa, what happened . What did he say . And thats why they immediately tried to limit the extension of that phone call to be shared with other people, why they put it on a highlyclassified system important secrets, like the Osama Bin Laden raid, because even though theres nothing classified in it, the president s behavior was at least embarrassing if not illegal and impeachable. So, i think if the secretary of state was on the call as is now being reported, he should have been one of the very first people to just say, wait a minute, weve got to clean this up, you cant let that stand. But we dont know what he did. Stephen what would as secretary of state, how would you feel if the president was sending Rudy Giuliani out to actually handle Foreign Policy . laughter because thats what he says. Hes saying, ill hook you up with my private attorney. Yeah, that would be a big problem. laughter stephen okay. You know, president s often use, as do secretaries of state, you know, they might use an envoy or a special advisor to deliver a message. But, again, it is supposed to be carefully thought through, and from what weve seen on television, carefully thinking through is not one of rudys strong points. cheers and applause stephen we have to take a little bit of a break. But dont go anywhere. 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Ask your Health Care Provider today about onceweekly ozempic®. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back im here with the authors of the book of gutsy women, hillary and Chelsea Clinton. Y. How does that feel . cheers and applause you know, i have to say it feels great. When i ran, there were more women in space than women running for president , right . There were two. And now we have weve had enough women to field a basketball team. I mean, its really a big step forward. cheers and applause stephen yeah. I think Elizabeth Warren can dunk, too. laughter um. Have you endorsed anyone . No. No, im not going to. Stephen no . Hmmum. Stephen what if somebody came out and said lets get rid of the Electoral College . I think theyve all said that. Ive said that since 2000, and boy did i mean it in 2000. laughter stephen so you wrote this book together. Right. Stephen this is the first book youve written together. Youve both written several books, but this is the first book youve written together. What are your writing styles like . Do your writing styles mesh . No. Stephen because its not that easy to collaborate. So, stephen we could have gone all night without you asking me this question. laughter and this is one of my favorite topics. Oh. Stephen okay. And im sure i will get my comeuppance when my children make fun of me some day. Stephen okay. So, i knew that my mother still wrote longhand, but i didnt know what that would mean for our process until i got truly, like photographed copies of pages that my mother had written longhand to show where she was on her progress, and i would have emailed her like word documents, things flagged i wanted her to look at, and she couldnt figure out how to open the comment boxes. laughter stephen you only work longhand like this . And google docs are her friend if he would only oh, my gosh stephen this is this is laughter applause okay, all right, in my defense wheres Rudy Giuliani when i need him . laughter you never need him. In my defense, look, computers and everything are fine, but for writing a book that, i mean, for me, because of the way i came up doing it, i just need to have that pen between my fingers and make all the arrows and turn the page over and do all of that. Stephen sure. And she could still do that, like, on the computer. laughter applause stephen it does look a little bit like youre up in a cabin writing your manifesto. laughter stephen well, who is the lets go back and talk about impeachment. laughter stephen who is who is the latest gutsy woman who impresses you both . Greta thunberg. cheers and applause tephen why do you thih. Yeah. Efforts, we had written about her because i was fascinated by this, you know, schoolgirl starting this strike for Climate Change awareness, and i thought, wow, thats pretty gutsy. And the fact that the first day nobody joined her and it was a pretty lonely enterprise, and then to see her speak truth to power in the united nations, to leaders who should know better, do know better and refuse to take action, i loved that. applause stephen well, the book is the book of gutsy women, and it is secretary Hillary Clinton and Chelsea Clinton, the authors. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you, stephen. Stephen nice to see you. cheers and applause band playing well be right back fish roe. Risotto. Buffalo. Buffalo Wild Wings gelato. Cheesecake. Cheesecake Factory grilled steak. Clam bake. Milkshake. Brussels sprout. Sauerkraut. Freshcaught trout. Alfalfa sprout. Curry. Fried turkey. Mcflurry. mcdonalds cacciatori. Adlib inhale spiral ham. Blackberry jam. Rack of lamb. Candied yams. 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