China. Stephen do you know anything about Winston Churchill . That is a great woman. Stephen lets move one. Now, this morning, you got in a tweet fight with bette midler. Tell me about that. That may have been the greatest battle ever in history. Stephen okay. Related question how does your staff put up with you . They take massive amounts of drugs. They have to. Stephen that makes sense. Now, i want to ask you about the u. S. S. John mccain. When were you in japan, your staff hid the mccain from your view. You say you did not ask them to do that. What did you ask them to do with the u. S. S. John mccain . Blow it out of the water. Stephen good to know. Lets lighten things up a little bit. What was your favorite 1980s pop hit . nasty by Janet Jackson nasty. Stephen sir, in your opinion, what are the chances you get impeached . I actually think its a lot better than people would think. Stephen hold that thought, sir. We are picking something up on the sonar. Down periscope. Gah final question, sir. What will you do if you win a second term . Im going to move to canada. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight lepredon plus, stephen welcomes james corden. Zoe kravitz. And musical guest lewis capaldi. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen whooo applause stephen welcome. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause it is day three it is day three of Donald Trumps overseas tour, that were calling. Why in the world is donald trump stephen throughout the trip, trump has insisted that instead of protests the people of london have been cheering. Today, he was right, because he left. laughter and applause trump is currently cheers and applause trump is currently in ireland. Havent my people suffered enough . laughter right after landing, trump met with irish leader and celtic popeye, leo varadkar. Becainstof meeng at aer landing. Suted,rump ged o ally in the v. I. P. Lounge of shannon airport. Oh, the grandeur. They released the menu for that state dinner. It is a bottle of dasani, a bag of gummi worms, followed by a short can of pringles. Trump immediately for dessert cheers and applause jon he dont even get the whole can stephen for dessert, biscoff crackers. Trump immediately made a bold claim. We have millions of irish, and i think i know most of them, because theyre my friends. We love the irish. Stephen what are you . laughter what do you mean, you know most of them . There are 30 million irish americans. I know them all. I know the lucky charms guy. Liam neeson. Filet ofish. Patio furniture, all the before he left the u. K. , trump attended the commemoration of the 75th anniversary of dday, where he read from a prayer originally delivered by f. D. R. On the radio, and then he remembered that fateful landing at omaha beach, where the allies fought against the nazis. Very fine people, on both sides. audience reacts stephen im sure hes yeah. Then it was time to party, because after trumps solemn address, dancers emerged to the upbeat strains of boogie woogie bugle boy of company b. Now, okay, it is a period tune, but some say it is not the right choice for a day of solemn remembrance. But remember, churchills famous words after dunkirk alto leave england withoutrse, first completing the mandatory exit interview with chat show chum bucket and tvs loudest pile of teeth, piers morgan. Morgan began by complimenting trumps behavior around the royal family. You were usually if you dont mind me saying well behaved, last night. You seemed like you were on best behavior, as if the queen was somebody that you absolutely wanted to show maximum respect. Well, i have Great Respect for her. And, yes, i think i was prob i think im on Good Behavior most of the time. But, certainly last night. Stephen is this how far weve sunk . Were complimenting the president on being wellbehaved, like hes a. Like hes a dog . Whos a od pde . Who is a good yes, you are. Whos a good president . Who didnt hump the queens leg . You didnt not at least, not on camera. Then, trump described the emotional moment when he walked into the state dinner with the queen. When you walk in there the moment is very impressive, especially when you are walking in with the queen. And she can walk as fast as i can. laughter stephen that is an odd compliment, or a strange confession. I have the frail shamble of a 93yearold lady. Slow down, liz. Slow down, liz, when i sweat, my face bleeds into my shirt. But it sounds like, it sounds like, from what he said, the president and the queen really hit it off. Last night was really quite unbelievable with the queen, because that is a great woman. We had a conversation that lasted for an hour and a half, nonstop. Stephen oh. I bet it did. Look, heres the deal, nobody thought i would win wisconsin, but i did. And pennsylvania. And michigan. Then, they made lowi. Q. Lou clear loser. I cant even talk im so mad. Arnold schwarzenegger hosted apprentice and the ratings tanked right through the floor. And people say i lost money on the taj mahal, but then again, you think about the tax breaks, i made outlining a bandit. And, im a much better basketball player than obama. Nothing but net from half court. You know what, you are easy to talk at, liz, i like you. Youre like a little little raisin version of melania. cheers and applause she went claps shes out. Morgan morgan then asked trump another question, about another royal. Prince charles is a very hes very passionate about all of the issues. Did he manage to persuade you about the merits of the science on Climate Change . Well, we were going to have a 15minute chat, and it turned out to be an hour and a half. And he did most of the talking. And he is he is really into Climate Change. And i think thats great. laughter jon into it . Stephen hes into it. Really into Climate Change . It is a global crisis, not kombucha. laughter then then, trump cheers and applause im not sure if youre Climate Change fans im not sure if you guys are Climate Change fans, or kombucha fans. laughter then, trump went on i will tell you what moved me, is his passion for future generations. Hes really not doing this for him. Hes doing this for future generations. You know, he is Prince Charles. He doesnt have to worry about future generations, in theory, unless he is a very good person, who cares about people. Stephen as trump i dont understand. I totally dont get this guy. Why would a prince or any leader care about the people of his country. Whats the angle . Is he trying to sell, like, a climatebranded vodka or Something Like that . Then trump explained why he doesnt believe Global Warming is causing extreme weather. Look, we have a thing now, tornadoes. I dont remember tornadoes in the u. S. To the extent. But then, when you look back 40 years ago, we had the worst tornado binge that weve ever had. Stephen you know, a tornado binge. Who hasnt laughter who hasnt gone out for a tornado and had a few too many . Man, what did we do last night . Why does my mouth taste like a flattened trailer park . cheers and applause it being the anniversary of dday, morgan asked trump about his own military avoidance. You were not able to serve in vietnam because of a bone spur condition in your feet. Do you wish youd been able to serve, and would you have liked to serve your country . Well, i was never a fan of that war. I will be honest with you. I thought it was a terrible war. Thout it was very far aw stephen yes. laughter thats whats horrible about war. The commute. There is a reason the army doesnt have ads that say, looking for hot wars in your area . Morgan finished up with the hardest hitting topic of all hats. I would like to end the interview, we have a little gift for you. Because were in the churchill war rooms. This is where britains greatest leader fought the war. And he used to wear these famous hats, from the hatmaker lock. And so weve had one made for you. Yeah, wow, thats beautiful. I like it. Stephen im not sure he actually likes it. laughter trump is terrible at faking, whether he likes a gift. Oh, you know what i else i heard that churchill really liked . Gift receipts. You got one of those in there . laughter then came what i believe was the interviews finest moment. Let me try this on. Please try it on, that would be great. Oh, its a little big. Well, we can get that. And that is fantastic. Let me see how that looks. laughter stephen it doesnt look great. It kind of looks like the secret portrait in pharrells attic. Now applause stephen yeah. Pharrell. Pharrell. Now, switching gears here and before i tell you this next story, i would like to prepare you by introducing our new segment, keep in mind, everyones fine. Im okay stephen yesterday, a 74yearold woman tripped during an Early Morning hike and was unable to walk. So, firefighters airlifted her to a hospital. Now, there is footage of her being airlifted out. But again, before i show you, keep in mind, everyones fine. Im okay soo all right, theyre lifting her out of there. Okay, spinning a little bit, okay, jump ahead. And. audience reacts oh, my god audience reacts what is happening . what on earth is happening . Did you did you tie her to the rotors . Again, again, and it is so important that you believe me, even after all that shes fine the fire captain cheers and applause shes fine, yall. Shes fine. The fire captain said that she suffered no ill effects from the spin, other than being a little bit dizzy. In fact, when reached for comment, the woman said, urgh. Urgh, just urgh. Next time, just let me die in the desert. laughter but i think the question on everyones mind is, why . The pilot who performed the airlift explained so we were doing a rescue, a hoist rescue. We do a lot of them. And it was a normal rescue. Sometimes when we bring the helicopter up from the ground, it will start to spin, so we have a line attached to the basket to help prevent that. Today, it didnt. Stephen you see, you see, in this case, we failed to attach what is known as the comedy suppresser cable. It prevents unwanted hijinks and midair shenanigans. In this case, we hooked her up to the viral video cord, that seemed to that worked fine. The rescue team was never really concerned. A phoenix fire captain explains. I was able to kind of, you know, get in her face a little bit and just make sure her eyes were open, and just, you know, told her that everything was going to be okay. We were at least able to make some eye contact, and i could tell that she was doing okay. Stephen you made eye contact . How . Maam, maam, maam . Are you okay . Maam, are you are you all right, are you okay . Urgh we got a great show for you tonight. cheers and applause james corden is here. But when we return, boston has a bad idea. Stick around. vo parents have a way of imagining the worst. Especially when your easily distracted teenager has the car. At subaru, were taking on distracted driving [ping] with sensors that alert you when your eyes are off the road. The allnew subaru forester. The safest forester ever. Wearing powerful sunscreen . Yes neutrogena® ultra sheer. Unbeatable protection helps prevent early skin aging and skin cancer with a clean feel. The best for your skin. Ultra sheer®. Neutrogena®. 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Stephen that is not a speech impediment. He actually sounds like that, on purpose. Jon really delightful, actually, i like that. Stephen now, i have a quick question. Who do you have joining us in the band tonight, jon . Jon oh my goodness, the genius jaron lanier. Hey cheers and applause stephen good to see you, mr. Lanier. So wonderful to be here. Jon, i love you. Stephen now, can you, can you jaron, can you please explain to me, what is that you were playing, just before . You looked like you were blowing a rattan chair. This is one of the oldest instruments in the world. Its called a khene. It is from laos. Stephen and what does it do . It does this. Stephen wow. cheers and applause jon got a song to it stephen folks, its june. Which of course is pride month, the time of the year when we all celebrate the l. G. B. T. Q. Community. cheers and applause and Corporate America celebrates them by selling Us Limited Edition rainbow good year tires. Yaas, traction but, not everyone is celebrating pride month. For instance, a group in boston has sparked outrage by announcing plans to host a straight pride parade this summer. Now, if you are wondering, if you are wondering the difference between the gay pride parade and straight pride parade . The gay pride parade will have women at it. laughter the group behind this is called super happy fun america. Wait a second, have you seen a pride parade . That is super happy fun america. cheers and applause but but the happy, happy fun folks say this is actually happening. And that the parade is tentatively scheduled for august 31, with a parade route that mirrors the path of the l. G. B. T. Pride parade that takes place on saturday. Maybe not exactly the same path. All right, guys, lets meet up here at this buffalo wild wings. Wait a second, lets just stay here, this place is frickin awesome. Baby, can we get another round . I said please. As you would expect, a lot of people dont like this. But no one phrased their feeling quite as succinctly as 90s rock band smash mouth this is true who tweeted, straight pride parade . bleep off. Thank you. cheers and applause thank you. Somebody once thank you. Thank you for taking a stand, smash mouth. You truly are the rosa parks of early 90s pop rock. laughter okay . Get off the fence, spin doctors. Grow a spine, sugar ray. We need your leadership, chumbawamba. laughter now, i didnt expect to enjoy the smash mouth twitter feed quite this much. Jimmy, can we go back to that a second . I want to fix something. And. Follow. Thank you. So i i applaud cheers and applause i applaud smash mouth for their bold stance, although, i have to say im surprised they went with bleep off, instead of hey now, youre an ass bleep well be right back with james corden [text tone] [text tone] [text tone] nice mmmmmm so nice nice crabfest is back at red lobster with 9 craveable crab creations. 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Oh, its lovely to be here. Stephen thank you for wearing a vest. Oh, well, its for me more than you. Stephen really . laughter i love that, it gives dignity. So few guests dress up enough to come on a late night talk show. Well, i think, i think this is worthy of dressing up. Stephen thank you. And also im aware that im sitting here somewhat exposed. So a vest, a vest is really that, plus the spanx, is really cove