Enrique, all right, so one of those three just looked at you when you said enrique, were getting close to friday. We are. Thanks for joining us. We hope to see you back here tomo [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Michael Phelps, jon glaser, music guest laufey, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1970 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Thats [ cheers and applause ] thats how you do it. Thats a great crowd right there. Please, please enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. You are here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Thank you for watching at home. Guys, im very excited about this. The most decorated olympian of all time, Michael Phelps, is my guest tonight [ cheers and applause ] and in michaels honor, under my suit im wearing a speedo and have shaved my entire body. So yeah, thats [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Meanwhile, i saw that for the olympics, reeses just unveiled the new medalshaped Peanut Butter cup. Take a look at this. Mm. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] medalshaped reeses Peanut Butter cup. Thats less im competing for the olympics, more im competing for the ozempics. You know . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Some political news, today, former president trumps attorneys finished their crossexamination of stormy daniels, and they accused her of lying and hawking merchandise for personal gain. [ light laughter ] and trump was like, this also feels like a shot at me too. [ laughter ] todays crossexamination was described as heated and intense. Which coincidentally are the only two settings on trumps tanning bed. [ laughter ] heated and intense. Im going to go for five minutes intense, please. [ light laughter ] yep, the testimony was heated and intense. Trump was like, if you think thats bad, you should see the texts im getting from melania. Thats heated. [ laughter and ohs ] thats heated and intense. steve i gotta sleep in a a tent. Jimmy listen to this, according to experts, if trump goes to jail for violating his gag order, he will likely just be locked up for an hour or two behind the courtroom. [ laughter ] in other words, trump would be the first former president to be given a timeout. [ laughter ] and if that doesnt work, theyre going to take away his ipad and no dessert for a week. [ laughter ] oh, man, have you guys heard about the cybertruck recall . It is not good. Check this out. We do have a recall alert for you this morning. Nearly 4,000 Tesla Cybertrucks are being recalled. Experts say a faulty accelerator pedal could become dislodged. Tariq what . [ light laughter ] aw, man, i just bought a a cybertruck. Jimmy geez, im sorry about that, tariq. Tariq its okay. I can still get around in my hyundai luxury genesis. Jimmy oh. Tariq oh, what . Jimmy roll the clip. Attention hyundai drivers, the automakers recalling more than 31,000 of its luxury genesis vehicles. Tariq what . [ light laughter ] jimmy i i mean, im sorry. Im sorry, tariq. Tariq man, what am i gonna do for mothers day . I was gonna surprise my wife by picking up her favorite pizza. Jimmy oh, yeah . What kind is that . Tariq well its the 802 vt frozen meat, crispy woodfired crust, handmade pizza. [ light laughter ] weve got a recall alert for you now, the 802 [ laughter ] vt frozen meat, crispy woodfired crust, handmade pizza. Tariq come on jimmy well, well, what else does she like . Tariq yeah, im trying to think. Oh, oh, she really likes that aruba aloe Hand Sanitizer gel. [ light laughter ] the alcohol and arubo aruba aloe alcoha alcolohada gel. Aruba aloe balm nv is voluntarily recalling 40 lots of aruba aloe Hand Sanitizer gel, alcohol and arubo aruba aloe alcoha [ laughter ] alcolohada gel. [ laughter and applause ] tariq i give up i might as well get her walmart [ cough ] excuse me packages of ground beef. Walmart [ cough ] excuse me [ laughter ] recalling packages of ground beef over possible e. Coli contamination. Tariq thats it, im done. Jimmy there you go. Tariq trotter, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] arubo, arubey. Steve hes done. Jimmy yeah, hes done. Guys, switching gears, i saw that disney and warner bros. Are planning to offer a new streaming bundle of disney , max, and hulu. [ audience oohs ] yeah. Although im not sure about the name. Nu dix, hu dis . [ laughter ] steve hey ho jimmy you remember it. Steve yeah. Jimmy well, guys, sunday is mothers day so of course companies have been releasing many sentimentalstyle commercials. And i saw a few recently that really stuck out here. Take a look at this first one i saw. Look at this. This mothers day, show mom your love, show mom your appreciation, and show mom how dad lost the house. Draft kings. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy heres another heartwarming one i saw. Look at this. At home depot, we care about what mothers need the most, lockable bathroom doorknobs. [ laughter ] because sometimes, you just need five effing minutes by yourself to stare at your phone. Home depot. This mothers day, mommy needs some alone time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey guys, i heard that masked burglars in atlanta broke through a ceiling of a a strip club and stole 250,000. [ audience oohs ] even the strippers were like, if youre willing to touch that money, you can have it. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] guys [ cheers and applause ] finally, it is thursday. It is time for wepost. Here we go. Wepost wepost jimmy welcome to wepost. This is where we, as a group, decide something that we should post on socials. Im gonna show you five different posts, and were all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. You all have voting clickers at your seat . You see em . Should be next to you or underneath the seats. There you go. You can vote for all of these. You can vote for none of them. Whatever you want. Were gonna see the results live. Higgins, you . Steve got it. Jimmy roots, you have clickers. Tariq yep. Questlove yeah. Jimmy all right, per whoever im gonna post which one gets the most likes from you guys because its not a a mepost, its a wepost. You see what im saying . [ scattered cheers ] yeah. All right, good. Heres the first post. This is, i wonder if employees at zoom work remotely. [ laughter ] you guys gotta come in. Okay. Yeah, okay. All right, well see this one. I think i know the results here. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. [ drum roll ] oh, not bad. All right, not bad. 89. Being very polite. A great, nice, polite audience, yeah. [ laughter ] not necessarily the funniest, but they go, well, its not the worst. Okay. Tariq its generous. Jimmy yeah, its very generous, yeah. All right, lets check out this next one. It says, saying im just juggling a lot right now is a a cry for help for everyone except jugglers. [ laughter ] thats impressive. Steve thats true. Jimmy its impressive. Youre like and then if you take a bite . Thats pretty awesome too. All right, lets see the results on this one. Id probably say a little bit better. What do you think . [ drum roll ] yeah, not bad, okay good, were getting the hang of it. Okay. I like this next one. But i dont know. Steve right. Jimmy what how many do we have left . Three . Three more of these. We have five total. They dont necessarily get better. [ laughter ] tariq just different. Jimmy just different, exactly, yeah. But i like this one. Ready . Here we go. I bet dave did the bar part, and buster did the arcade part. Buster sounds like more of an arcade guy name. [ laughter ] like buster yeah, buster would do the arcade. Dave is like, all business, like, i gotta do the bar. I got well get sliders. Well get chicken fingers. And buster is like, we got skeeball you know, you know yeah. All right, lets see the results here, dave busters. [ drum roll ] all right, not bad. All right, here we go. This next one says, i wonder if nudists imagine people with their clothes on when theyre nervous giving a speech. [ laughter ] just picture everyone with their clothes on. Just close your eyes, and picture everyone wearing a a threepiece suit. All right, im feeling good about this one. [ drum roll ] im feeling good. I think this is gonna be the winner. Lets check out, what did the audience think . [ drum roll ] oh, yeah [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy very nice. This last one here says, sparkling or tap . is a short way of saying, are you dating, or are you married . [ laughter ] were married five years, make it tap. Just make it tap. Yeah, were not whos impressing who here . All right. Lets see the results on this one. [ drum roll ] can you beat that last one . [ drum roll ] no, its not this. We went with number four is what were going with. The winner is right here. [ bell dinging ] nudists imagine people [ cheers and applause ] i will post this during the break. If you happen to see it online, give that wepost a repost. We have a great show. Give it up for the roots right now, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to the show, everybody. Just a reminder, this is a big deal for us, tune in to nbc next tuesday, may 14th at 9 00 p. M. It is the tonight show 10th anniversary special. [ cheers and applause ] weve been doing this for 10 years. 10 years weve been doing this show. Its all the past moments, the best moments, from the past 10 years of our show. Two hours of our best clips, iconic musical performances, lip sync battles, sketches, interviews with nicole kidman, stuff like that. [ cheers ] its gonna be a giant party. Have a big party. I think you should do it now. You can plan, right . Whats today, thursday . So you got friday, saturday, sunday, monday. Just tell all your friends, come on over. I got some chips, i got some dip. Steve guac. Jimmy yep. I went to a party once i went to a party the last really party i kind of really went to, it was years ago, i just i think it traumatized me. But i didnt know what to bring over. I wanted to bring something. I called my mom, i go, what do i bring to a party . She goes, bring clam dip. [ laughter and ohs ] okay. I didnt know, clam dip. And i go, what is what is clam dip . I think it was just a can of clams chopped clams, maybe ketchup . [ audience groans ] and maybe triscuits, i want to say. Steve oh. Jimmy thats what i brought to the party. Steve mm, clams and triscuits. Mmmmmm. Jimmy yeah, clam dip. Anyway, i never got invited back. [ laughter ] but anyway, thats a tip, dont or you can have a clam dip party if you want to on tuesday. Its up to you, if you enjoy it. Or if you got a good recipe you want to send me for clam dip, im ready to try it out and improve on that recipe, which is just chopped clams and ketchup. But yeah, whatever you think is better than that, this tuesday, 9 00 p. M. , the tonight show 10th anniversary special. [ cheers and applause ] have a rager. Have a rager tuesday night. [ cheers and applause ] but first, what a show we have for you tonight. He is one of the worlds greatest athletes and the most decorated olympian of all time. He also has is an advocate for Mental Health awareness. Michael phelps is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes one of the best dudes. I love him. I love this guy. You can see him in the new comedy series, dinner with the parents, which is streaming now on amazon freevee, the very funny jon glaser is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we got great music from laufey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] whoolala. Look at that, right there. [ screams and applause ] oh, wait, wait, what what what is going what is going on . [ cheers and applause ] what is we got a standing o. What is happening right now . Are you kidding me . [ cheers and applause ] thats maya rudolph [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] what did what is going on . What is happening right now . Right now. Jimmy what is happening right now . Maya, what is happening . You tell me. I was in the building, so i wanted to see what you were up to. Jimmy i will tell you whats happening. Maya rudolph is hosting saturday night live this weekend [ cheers and applause ] with musical guest vampire weekend. Youre hosting the show. I am. I know. Jimmy i love you, and thank you for coming by. Oh, its my pleasure. Jimmy dude, always walk in. I love this. Maya rudolph, this saturday [ cheers and applause ] check it out. Well be right back with Michael Phelps, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one, two, three. 10, baby. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy already, i dont like this. All right. Just just thank you. [ cheers and applause ] making your way in the world today takes everything youve got. You wanna be where you can see. Troubles are all the same. You wanna go where Everybody Knows your name. Theyre grrreat university of maryland global campus is a school for real life, one that values the successes youve already achieved. Earn up to 90 undergraduate credits for relevant experience and get the support you need from your first day to Graduation Day and beyond. What will your next success be . Remember when i said we need to screen for colon cancer . Was that after i texted the age to screen was now 45 . [both] because i said cologuard® hey there where did he come from . Yup, with me you can screen at home. Just talk to your provider. [both] well screen with cologuard and do it my way. Cologuard is a oneofakind way to screen for colon cancer thats effective and noninvasive. Its for people 45 at average risk, not high risk. False positive and negative results may occur. Ask your provider for me, cologuard. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is one of the greatest athletes in the world, and hes the most decorated olympian of all time. Hes also an advocate for Mental Health awareness. Everyone, please welcome, Michael Phelps. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. The love, the love you get. Its so good to be back. Jimmy wherever you go people love you, bud. Its so nice to see you. You too. Jimmy thanks for coming back on the show. I was lucky enough to hang out with you, pretty recently. We were in vegas for Justin Timberlakes 8 00 a. M. Golf tournament. And and we we all go this is, what, the third year weve gone. Yeah, third year in a row. Yep. Jimmy and its so fun. We get to hang out. And people love you, by the way. I walk around a casino with Michael Phelps, people are like, oh, my god, its Michael Phelps. And you its just youre just its him. Everyones everyones looking at him the whole time. Jimmy no. [ light laughter ] its not me. Jimmy no. And youre just so nice to everybody. And i got to golf with you and hang out with you. And i just want to show a a picture of you golfing, just so everyone knows. Lets do it. What do we got here . Jimmy you you golfed this year shirtless, which i thought was why not . [ laughter ] right. Jimmy i mean, thats the way to do it. The way to do it. You got to. I mean, like, look, so, ive been a member of discovery land property, and you can golf without shirts. Jimmy whats discovery land . So El Dorado El Dorado in cabo. Jimmy okay. They have places all over the place, but for me, its nice getting some vitamin d, right . [ cheers and applause ] for me, i just jimmy of course you i go, i love that dude, youre always look at phelps. Were in vegas though. You know, i mean, look at this. Blake and it was me, blake, and chandler parsons. Jimmy oh, chandler parsons. Chandler was in there. Jimmy hes a and we just decided just to let loose and have some fun. Jimmy and blake griffin. Yes. Jimmy yeah. And no one yelled at you, no one cares in vegas. They go, go for it, and youre Michael Phelps. [ light laughter ] i didnt know if we were gonna get in trouble or not. Jimmy yeah. Because no, Michelle Michelle wie actually said to me afterwards, shes like, you didnt read the the rules. Like, you have to be in golf attire the whole day. So jimmy youre in trouble, no. I dont know. I dont like getting in trouble. Jimmy you get in a little trouble. But they do a great job over there. They do. Its incredible. Jimmy the people over at the wynn. Yep. Jimmy we were around, this is before you did that or maybe it might have been after this. I got a shot of you doing this golf warmup, and i just dont know what to call it. [ laughter ] is it is it, like what what do you call this move . So, its actually called hip airplane. [ light laughter ] jimmy a hip airplane. So, it basically really just helps me open up my hips and making sure my body, like, and everything is turning correctly. Jimmy yeah. So, in golf, right, everything has to move in sync. Jimmy i mean, for some people, yeah. [ laughter ] ideally. Ideally thats what you want. Jimmy especially for justin timberlake, its definitely got to be nsync. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy but thank you, thank you. Cant turn it off. Cant turn it off. Thank you. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] no rim shot, nothing . [ light rim shot ] thank you, rim shot. [ laughter ] you want it. Jimmy better late than never. Yeah, what is the move. What is show me what to do. Okay, so youre on do you have a dominant foot . Are you right or left foot . I have no idea. I guess my right foot. [ light laughter ] how would i know my dominant foot . Like if im attacked . Are you a righty or lefty . Jimmy what do i kick with . Are you a righty or lefty . Jimmy righty. Okay, so you stand on one leg. Jimmy okay. You just go down. Oh, that ones tight. Yep, that ones really tight. [ light laughter ] jimmy so, you do this you do this before the golfing . And its here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, i need see, i need to do wow, that is impressive. No, i cant do that. Come on. Jimmy no, i need like a a warmup i need, like, a a warmup before your warmup. A warmup before it . Jimmy yeah. But thats like for me, i have to do that, right. Like, i was on the on the the starting block, and i was always doinh my my my flap. So, thats kind of like my my golf flap. Jimmy no. Everyone always asks you to do the flap every time im with you golfing. People are like, michael, just do it. And youre like, sure, youre a man of the people. You got to. Jimmy youre like, lets do it. And you do the thing. I feel like our [ laughter ] i feel like my shoulders are gonna to break out. Jimmy no, its so good. Its just fun, and its just a a fun weekend, we all just get to hang out and and play golf and enjoy its just i do enjoy. This year, i was asked by nbc to cohost the closing ceremonies of the olympics with mike tirico. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Im fr