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You back here tomorrow. Good night. [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests doja cat, winston duke, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1964. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic. Thank you so much. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] im so happy. Im excited about this. Doja cat is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. We had tiger woods last night, doja cat tonight. [ scattered cheers ] honestly, im gonna be bummed if john cougar mellencamp isnt here tomorrow. Im just gonna be bummed. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, today is may 1st. And you know what they say, april showers bring may flowers. [ cheers and applause ] yep. By the way, those are the two more porn stars that will testify in trumps hush money case. [ laughter and applause ] april showers take the sta you know may flowers . Speaking of the hush money case, i read that in an effort to stop trump from falling asleep in court, his lawyers have been giving him a number of different devices. [ laughter ] a number of devices. So far, the only thing that can keep him awake is an ipad playing bluey. Hes like, all right, ive seen this one. This is the its very sad. But i like it. Its [ laughter ] his lawyers are running out of ideas to keep him awake. They even hired a Kindergarten Teacher to stand in the front of the courtroom like, eyes on me. Eyes on you. [ laughter ] okay, eyes on me. Eyes on you. Yep, trumps lawyers are trying to keep him awake using different devices. And one of them is already for sale to the public. Check this out. Are you having trouble staying alert and awake . Then youve got to try the allnew trump shock collar. [ laughter ] the worlds first human shock collar disguised as a red necktie. So, this frees up more of our capacity to [ electric shock ] it works in the courtroom and on the campaign trail. You can set it to low. Saudi arabia and russia will [ electric shock ] or high. [ electric shock ] ah. [ electric shock ] ah, ah. The trump shock collar. [ electric shock ] stay woke. Jimmy oh, there you go. Stay woke. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] stay woke. But today, trump had a day off from his hush money trial. So, he held Campaign Rallies in michigan and wisconsin. Yeah. After campaigning all night, hes going to show up in Court Tomorrow wheeling in an iv bag filled with diet coke. [ laughter and applause ] yep, during one of his rallies today, trump recognized a Vegan Restaurant owner in the crowd. Lets see how that went. Were honored to be joined today by shana gray, who owns a a vagan restaurant. Supposed to be really good. Im not into the vagan stuff, i must say, but im going to have to try this. When i when we come here, in a short period of time, into milwaukee, were going and try that vagan food. I dont know if im going to like it. [ laughter ] jimmy my favorite president was ronald vagan. Hes the best. You know what they say, viva las veegas. [ laughter ] some, more political news. Tonight, in d. C. , President Biden attended a Campaign Reception at the mayflower hotel. Biden walked in, was like, i remember when this was a ship. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. Thank you very much. Biden was back in d. C. After campaigning in delaware. Im just going to say it. Mr. President , if you dont have delaware locked up by now, its probably never gonna happen. Just move on, okay. [ laughter ] youre from there. We got delaware. Its all any other state. Yeah. Did you guys see this . Disney world is going to host an exhibit of george w. Bush paintings. [ light laughter ] every kids dream to go to disney world and ride the george w. Bush exhibit. [ laughter ] disney worlds like, what . You guys said you wanted something with no line. There you go. [ laughter ] some business news. Mcdonalds said that their team of chefs from around the world are creating a new larger burger. Whoo [ laughter ] one guy was like, they better not make it vagan. [ laughter ] if they make it vagan if they make it vagan [ laughter and applause ] cause theres no way i dont know if i like the vagan, but, you know, sometimes you dont like the vagan. [ light laughter ] get this guys, martin its become a bad jerry lewis. Yeah, yeah. Vagan. And you know i wouldnt, but [ light laughter ] guys, get this. Martinellis Just Announced a a recall of some of their apple juice due to high levels of arsenic. Steve oh. [ audience groans ] jimmy apple juice with arsenic . Or as putin calls it, apple juice. [ laughter ] guys, i saw that linkedin just debuted their first three online games. [ laughter ] people are like, i didnt sign up to linkedin to play games. Thats why i signed up for the new york times. [ laughter ] i dont think its a good idea, cause people are now sending their resumes through fruit ninja. [ laughter ] hey, i heard about a man in florida who was arrested after he allegedly threw pasta at another driver during a road rage incident. Yeah, even worse, the guy had a a blood ragu level of. 02. Thats bad. [ laughter ] well, finally, crocs just teamed up with busch light to release a line of allterrain sandals and clogs. This is exciting. The last time crocs and busch light teamed up, they invented my uncle. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a big show tonight. She is a grammy winner and a a multiplatinumselling artist. I know. Ow [ cheers and applause ] i love her, too. I love her, too. Her new deluxe album, scarlet 2 claude, is out now. Doja cat is here. Scarlet 2 claude. [ cheers and applause ] shes here. Were going to talk to her, and she is going to perform later in the show. So, thats great. I love it. [ cheers and applause ] and he stars in the new movie, the fall guy, which is in theaters and imax this friday. Winston duke is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be a big movie. We were saying this last night, i said, cause we had tiger woods on, and we were saying how many boxes of wheaties he was on. He was on 14 boxes of wheaties. Steve wow. Jimmy i think i should be on the box of wheaties. Let me explain why. Steve all right. Im listening. Jimmy well, im were doing im gonna cohost the closing ceremony at the olympics this year, in paris. [ cheers and applause ] i cannot wait. Im honored. Im freaking out. I think the cover of wheaties would just make it perfect im if im representing america. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] you should be on the cover of wheaties. Jimmy i should be on the front the cover of wheaties that they call it. Yeah. cause growing up, it was always these olympic greats, but you know, you have to wait til they win gold. Steve yeah. Jimmy this will give them a a little kick, a little boost, before the olympics even happen. Steve yeah, cause they know youre going to be there. Jimmy well, i mean, no, once people win the gold, then theyll be on the cover of wheaties. Steve sure, but jimmy the cover. But i [ laughter ] steve you dont want to be on wheaties stage six. Jimmy no, you dont want to be on the back of the wheaties. Ill do the back too. Ill design ill design some fun mazes and stuff. Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy give some fun things to play and some trivia on the back of the wheaties box. Its always been a dream to be on in fact, i was on a fake box of wheaties. [ light laughter ] cause in times square, they have, you know, one of those fun things you can go in and you pose. Steve yeah. Jimmy so, i posed with a a golf club and i was on the fake cover fake box. Why do i keep saying cover . [ laughter ] you you made me say cover. Fake box of wheaties. But i love wheaties. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. I think i should we should make a campaign. Steve i think you should do it. Go for it, man. Whats stopping you . Jimmy i dont know. [ cheers and applause ] [ clapping rhythmically ] [ clapping rhythmically ] steve great. Oh, hes sending out a mail. [ mimicking phone ringing ] steve hello, wheaties . Jimmy hey, whats up . Its jimmy fallon. Steve uh, yeah . Jimmy yeah, i was just wondering, whos, like, going to be on the cover of your wheaties box, lets say, i dont know, july. Steve the cover of the wheaties box this year . Jimmy like, june, julyish. Steve probably some olympians, maybe. Like jimmy i never heard of that person. Steve simone biles. Jimmy simone biles would be great. But do they want to wait after she wins the gold, maybe . Steve well, we already got it figured out. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Steve we already jimmy well, i just wanted to throw my beret into the ring, if you know what im talking about. Steve i do not. I do not know what youre talking about. Jimmy i was joking cause usually its throw youre hat in the ring, but its im going to paris to do the steve yeah. Jimmy hello. Steve hold on one second. [ mimicking call disconnected ] jimmy oh, did he hang up on me . [ cheers and applause ] [ dialing noises ] [ mimicking phone ringing ] jimmy theyre not gonna theyre not gonna pick up. [ mimicking phone ringing ] [ laughter ] not gonna pick up. Steve hello . Hello, wheaties. Jimmy hello, this is simone biles. [ laughter ] steve whats your name again . Jimmy simone biles. Simone biles. Steve some small bowels . Jimmy no, simone biles. [ laughter ] i was just i was just gonna say, maybe push my cover steve sure. Jimmy if you could, to like, after july. Steve sure. Who would you sure, who would you want in place of your cover . Jimmy jimmy fallon . Jimmy fallon, the guy . [ laughter ] jimmy the what . Steve the guy who does the stuff, you know . Jimmy the guy . Steve yeah, the guy who breaks all the time in the sketches, that guy. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, the guy that breaks the guy that laughs the guy that laughs at himself in the sketches. Steve oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, i love that guy. Jimmy i think that would be really fun. Steve yeah. Wait a second. This isnt simone biles. [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fingers crossed. Why not . Call wheaties. Steve do it. Jimmy guys, im very excited. This saturday is the Kentucky Derby. All right, this is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] and our friends over at ford are doing something very big. They are doing a derby day sweepstakes. And all of you can enter, okay . The winner will get a chance to take home a brandnew electric mustang mache. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] or an eco boost powered bronco. Have you seen these new broncos . [ cheers and applause ] or an f150 powerboost hybrid. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] whichever one you want. It is your choice. Anyone can enter. Just go to tonightshow. Com fordderbyday. Or just use this qr code. Right here. This will take you right to it. And you can enter. And anyone can do it. I hope you win a new ford vehicle. Thatd be great. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. Speaking of the derby, its time, once again, for the Kentucky Derby hat give away. Here we go. [ fanfare trumpet ] [ cheers and applause ] Kentucky Derby hat giveaway Kentucky Derby hat giveaway Kentucky Derby hat giveaway jimmy that is right. Every show this week, were partnering with ford to give one lucky audience member a a stylerific stylerific . Kentucky derby hat from the derby hat starting gate. Since this is [ cheers and applause ] since this is day three, lets open gate number three. Here we go. Hey, bud, nice to see you. [ drumroll ] good to see you. Jimmy ready for this . Wow. [ cheers and applause ] thats beautiful. Its a work of art. Now lets see who is going home with tonights hat. Everyone look at your seat number. If i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drumroll, please . Who wants me to pick their number. Its a good hat. [ drumroll ] 306. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Jimmy thank you, hi. Hi. Jimmy nice to see you. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see jimmy come on. Thank you so much for you were halfway down. What should i do now . Jimmy no. Whats your your names rafael . Hi, im rafael. Im german. And im oh, my god. Im gonna throw up. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont throw up. Dont throw up. Rafael, welcome. Yeah, thank you. Jimmy im so happy youre on the show. Oh, my god, yeah. Jimmy how long are you going to be here in america . Until saturday. And i have a heart attack. Jimmy thats when the derby is, saturday. Oh, how exciting. Jimmy so, do you have a hat like this to wear . No, not yet. Jimmy do you want to try it on right now . Yes, totally. Jimmy here you go from germany. This is fanta you can take this back with you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look great. How do i look . Jimmy look how good you look. You look fantastic. Woo jimmy look at us. Come on, thats what im talking about. Thats buddies for life. Give him a round of applause. Thank you so much. Thanks for coming to the show, bud. He looks good. Thats all the time we have. Thanks to our lucky audience member. Thanks to everyone at ford. Well be right back with doja cat, everybody. Looks good. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a grammywinning multiplatinum selling artist whose new deluxe album scarlet 2 claude is out now. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, please welcome doja cat. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Welcome back. [ cheers and applause ] come on, welcome back. You look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy youve been on the show before as a musical guest, but never as a talk guest and im very excited to talk to you. Yeah. Jimmy im very interested in you. I thought you never wanted to talk to me. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Yeah, right. Lets start from the beginning. How did it all begin . No, when actually how did it start . Did it did you always know you were gonna be a musician . No, i mean, i danced, so i wanted to make music i could dance to. And i failed at that for, like, maybe two years. Jimmy oh, really . And then, i started to get good after a while. But i started when i was like, 16. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you gotta start somewhere. Good. Jimmy you gotta start somewhere. You just came out with a deluxe version of your album, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] scarlet 2 claude, deluxe. Youre performing acknowledge me tonight for our audience, which is great. Thank you so much for doing that. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Jimmy youre gonna next month, youre gonna kick off the european leg of the scarlet tour. [ scattered cheers ] yes, we are. Jimmy what can fans expect for this . Um, without spoiling it, i wanted it to be kind of modeled after hair, thats the theme, hair is the theme. Jimmy yes. Yes. So its gonna be a very hairy show. Jimmy yes. [ light laughter ] yeah, i see, thats the theme. Thats what were going with. Yeah. Jimmy were going with hair. Yeah, that is yeah. I dont know if that does anything for anyone, but thats basically [ cheers ] jimmy no, it did, trust me, people were talking a lot. But did you base it off of any what live show do you remember your first concert . How bout that . I do. I remember, um, when i was, i dont know, maybe like five, i went to the getty center. And there was earth, wind fire playing cause my mom loves earth, wind fire. Jimmy oh, i love that, yeah. And it sounds like a lie, but i was pulled up on stage. Because we were in the front, and like, obviously like, a a tiny little peanut like this, going [ screaming ] like, theyre gonna you know, whatever, i get it. Jimmy you made your stage debut with earth, wind fire . Thats so fun. And that was with that was with your parents took you there . Yeah, that was with my mom. Jimmy your mom took you there. Do you remember your first concert without your mom . Um, i was with my mom for this next one, but beyonce was my second one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these are good concerts. And were you front row at beyonce . No. I was the opposite of that. [ light laughter ] i was way up in the back, on the whatever, the rafters, whatever you call them. Jimmy yeah, exactly, the nosebleeds. And i could barely see. Her hair was just like this and like swinging. [ laughter ] jimmy youre like, i can hear beyonce. I saw a tiny little beyonce. But it was great. Jimmy thats all you needed. You only need that much beyonce to get inspired. Why not . Yeah. Yeah, that was enough. Jimmy yeah. Last month, you headlined coachella. You were the first female rapper to ever headline coachella. [ cheers and applause ] a little history. Just making a little history, no big deal. But i want to talk about it, because if were going to talk about hair, i want to talk about that performance. You did this unbelievable performance with you and your dancers were amazing. And i was [ cheers ] thank you. Jimmy no, i was with i was just i was with my friend the other day, and he was like, did you see this from coachella last night . I go, i didnt see anything. He goes, watch doja cat. And its you i want to show everyone a clip. Just take a look at what you did. [ scattered cheers ] we are enemies we are foes who are you and what are those you are gross percocet got you playing with your nose yeah ay how my demons look now that my pockets full [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now thats what im talking thats a show that is a that is a hairy, live show. [ cheers and applause ] thats what i want. Thats what we want [ cheers and applause ] but not only are you the coolest, but youre also the coolest. You you brought me [ laughter ] [ cheers ] you brought me the outfit to to look at. But i was thinking maybe i could even just try it on. Could i fit into this . Yes, i think so. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know if i can you got it . Jimmy i dont know. [ cheers ] dont look at my ass. Jimmy is this the front . Is this the front . I dont know, i think yeah. Jimmy thats the back . Or is that the front . Just do it any way. Do it any way. I thin

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