I think losing sounds better it is not like these people need this. No. They can do this on their own if they are nominated for an oscar, i think. Everybody really goes [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Naomi Campbell sue bird musical guest kneecap. And featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1936 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, now come on [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching well, guys, i guess President Biden drank a red bull last night. [ laughter ] did you guys see the state of the union . Last night, biden delivered his annual address to the nation and he was pumped. [ cheers ] he was pumped. Actually, it wasnt red bull he was drinking apparently, he was on a new supplement called methamucil [ laughter ] yeah, biden was amped up he was like, if this is it, im going to go out tony montana style say hello to my little friend. Say hello to my little friend, corn pop. [ laughter ] but now, some republicans are saying biden was too energetic [ laughter ] they might be onto something because today the president ziplined into the rose garden and said hes going [ laughter ] said hes going to fight mike tyson i dont know what hes i dont know what hes talking about. [ laughter ] a lot of people seem to love a a fired up joe biden because firedup joe is so different from regular joe [ laughter ] for instance, regular joe takes his pills with a glass of water. While firedup joe throws them back with a shot of gasoline and then swallows a lit match. [ laughter and applause wow. See what i mean . Next up, regular joe listens to the irish tenors on his record player while firedup joe duct tapes two bose speakers to his ears and blasts pantera until his eyes bleed [ laughter and applause [ imitating pantera up next, regular joe agrees to debate trump while firedup joe cracks an Indiana Jones whip at cocaine bear and screams come at me, bro [ laughter ] come at me, bro [ cheers and applause and finally, regular joe eats an Ice Cream Cone while firedup joe jumps the counter at mcdonalds and puts his mouth directly under the soft serve nozzle [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause get out of the way a lot of people are saying biden crushed it last night. According to a poll, over 60 of americans approved of his speech [ cheers and applause 60 . When he heard, biden was like, i had no idea Approval Ratings went over above 40. [ laughter ] yup, biden spoke for just over an hour. But if you take out all the coughing, clapping, and heckling, it was the length of a tiktok [ laughter ] during his speech, biden never said trumps name but mentioned his predecessor 13 times not only was trump mad that biden didnt say his name but it also forced him to look up the word predecessor. [ laughter and applause is that a is that a type of dinosaur . [ laughter ] the worst predecessor is the one with the things that come out of the neck and spit at you. [ laughter ] and it killed newman. It killed newman it killed newman from seinfeld. In the documentary, it killed newman. [ laughter ] thats right, last night was the state of the union, which means its time for a new segment, things never before said at the state of the union. [ cheers and applause snickers bars jimmy snickers bars. [ laughter ] snickers bars. Well, this was good, he was making his way through the House Chamber before the address and biden spotted Marjorie Taylor greene did you see this clip . Steve oh, yeah, yeah jimmy he looks pretty surprised. Check this out, this is real mr. President jimmy oh, boy. [ laughter ] steve yikes. Jimmy oh, oh boy [ laughter ] its like the moment on love is blind where you see your fiance for the first time. [ laughter ] its like, megan fox. [ laughter ] then, biden was like, marjorie, youre looking even more unhinged in person, wow. [ laughter and applause but everyone everyone is talking about this alabama senator katie britt gave the republican rebuttal to bidens state of the union and her delivery was a little dramatic take a look. Mr. President , enough is enough [ light laughter ] our country can do better. We see you we hear you. And we stand with you. [ laughter ] jimmy has anyone checked that kitchen for a gas leak . [ laughter ] just saying. [ cheers and applause even producers of hallmark movies were like, its a bit much its a bit its a tiny bit much. [ laughter ] not everyone criticized her, though she got rave reviews from her speaking coach William Shatner [ laughter ] i thought you were magnificent. Yep, everyone was focused on senator britts delivery during the rebuttal but i was distracted by Something Else see if you can notice. We know that President Biden [ laughter ] [ blender noise cost of living through the roof we have been mmm [ laughter ] [ audience oohs [ cheers and applause jimmy did you did you notice anything . Steve i didnt notice that jimmy you didnt notice that steve i saw that jimmy you didnt notice something . Steve i saw it live and i didnt jimmy yeah, i can play it back again if you didnt notice what i saw steve how did i not notice it jimmy okay well, were officially in election season, and that means biden and trump are going to be insulting each other even more than usual so, we thought itd be nice to give you a little break from all that and hear them say some really nice things about each other. Its time for political compliments. [ cheers and applause political compliments yeah joe biden is my best friend in the world because he listens to me. Day and night. No matter when i need him, hes there. My nickname for donald trump is ice man because he is so cool [ laughter ] whenever joe and i talk on the phone, i make him hang up first because i want to keep talking. Donald trump makes the best sandwich i have ever tasted. Joe biden, youre my hero let me tell you. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, isnt that nice [ cheers and applause thats it. Its nice. Well, switching gears, this is exciting, the 96th oscars are this sunday. Yeah [ cheers and applause the oscars celebrate all the netflix movies we watched half asleep while scrolling through tiktok its just really a great night [ laughter ] oppenheimer has the most nominations. Yep. [ cheers ] it was the only hit movie that was also a bomb. You know, if you think about it [ laughter ] ill show myself out [ laughter ] [ rimshot the movie is over three hours long so if you need a short summary, well, here you go [ incoherent noises [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy that sums it up. Ding, ding, ding but my friend jimmy kimmel is hosting the show im so excited for another call from [ cheers and applause jimmy kimmel im so excited for another call from my dad going, finally you did something to make me proud. [ laughter ] that was the thats the other jimmy. [ light laughter ] i read that the gift bags at the oscars are each worth 178,000 [ audience oohs yup, they contain three hp ink cartridges [ laughter ] steve they got a deal. Jimmy and get this guys, yesterday a United Airlines boeing plane did you see this steve yeah jimmy i mean, this is real a plane was taking off from San Francisco when one of its tires fell off and landed on cars in the Airport Parking lot. Everyones okay, but heres a video of this happening. Watch this look at this oops [ audience oohs yeah, boeing was like, hey, how come no one talked about all the wheels that stayed on . [ laughter ] in their defense, its tough to master cuttingedge Technology Like the wheel [ laughter ] and finally, the nhls Carolina Hurricanes have started selling beer sticks at their arena [ laughter ] steve oh, no [ cheers ] jimmy yeah, look at this thing. There you go steve oh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy thats going to end well thats going to end well steve thats going to be great. Jimmy i think its a fun idea plus, when guys finish, they have their own personal urinal [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy what a fun show we have for you tonight shes a fashion icon and supermodel and she Just Launched a brand new collaboration with hugo boss, Naomi Campbell is here tonight [ cheers and applause legend speaking of legends even more, shes a wnba legend, and one of the greatest point guards in basketball history her new documentary sue bird in the clutch is available march 29th on apple tv and Amazon Prime Video sue bird is joining us tonight [ cheers and applause another icon steve come on. Jimmy and weve got great music, i mean, put your money on these guys, oh, my goodness they are fun they are irish they are loud and just awesome we have great music, from kneecap [ cheers and applause kneecap. Fantastic, youre going to love them theyre fantastic. Stick around, well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. Were going to come back and do some notes [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, i want to mention this cool new thing that our friends over at ford are doing. They Just Announced that theyre going to be giving out special adapters that will allow ford electric vehicles to connect to Tesla Superchargers bull feathers jimmy excuse me . I said, bull feathers you cant plug a ford into a a tesla supercharger, you dingy [ laughter ] jimmy actually, sir, with the new ford fast charging adapter, you can are you a ford electric Vehicle Owner . No, sir, i am not i drive a snowmobile 365 days a year thank you very much. [ laughter ] jimmy well, if you were, youd be in luck, because the adapter is going to double the number of fast chargers available to ford ev owners. Oh, yeah . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah not only that, but theyll be free to ford ev owners first and theyre available to order starting today yeah, prove it let me see one [ laughter ] jimmy ive got one right here wait, where is it . Whered it go . You looking for this . Jimmy hey my adapter, give that back to me nah jimmy give it back nah [ laughter ] jimmy this is the last time im going to ask, you give that back you want it, you come and get it jimmy oh, im going to come and get it i gonna come and get it. You want me to come and get it now . [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy i got my adapter back thank you to everyone at ford. Happy charging, everybody. Well be right back with more tonight show. [ cheers and applause here at papa johns, we know our stuff so try our garlic epic stuffed crust pizza. Made with our iconic garlic sauce flavor, mixed with cheese and hand stuffed into that papa johns original dough no one stuffs a crust like papa johns. 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[ cheers and applause i appreciate it. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please [ laughter ] there it is. Steve wow. Jimmy seasonal depression. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Here we go [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, elevators, for being the only time im okay with being locked in a metal box and carried away [ laughter and applause [ light laughter ] thank you, photos, for being like, so, that happened. [ laughter and applause thank you, microwave oven, for turning lean cuisines cold gross lasagna into piping hot noodle leather [ laughter and applause steve whoa jimmy thank you, people with bottle openers on their keys, for announcing to the world, yeah, i got a problem. [ laughter and applause steve i got a coke spoon on this one. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs bottle opener on this one, man whats the problem . Jimmy whats the problem, man . My key fob is also a vapor steve yeah, whats the deal, man . [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, transitional lenses, for letting me go from nerd to cool nerd [ laughter and applause hey, hes cool, man. He stays up late steve all right, man i can turn them into a vape. [ light laughter ] [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, trail mix, for letting me eat m ms with the Difficulty Level set to hard [ laughter and applause come on. Steve come on. Jimmy you take the good, you take the bad steve yeah [ light laughter ] theres a time youve got to grow and show you kno and now you know about the facts of life facts of life when the world never seem to be livin up to you jimmy hold on, hold on the roots dont know the theme to the facts of life . Steve he went to the bridge right away, yeah jimmy oh he did . Questlove you cut off half the verse. Yeah, yeah. Questlove you remixed it steve take it to the bridge [ laughter ] tariq you didnt start from, you take the good, you take the bad. Steve you take the best you ever had jimmy you take the good. Tariq you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life well theres a time youve got to grow, and show you grow and now you know about the facts of life jimmy what are you [ cheers and applause when the world never seem that you be living u to your dreams and suddenly youre findin out the facts of lif are all about yo you it takes a lot to get em when youre learning the facts of life learning the facts of lif learning the facts of life learning the facts of life [ cheers and applause steve the facts of life was taped in front of a live studio audience. Jimmy wow. Steve just dont bring up good times. [ laughter ] [ drum roll temporary layoff good times scratchin an survivin aint we lucky we got em good times [ cheers and applause steve good times is filmed before a live studio audience now the world dont mov to the beat of just one drum what might be right for yo may not be right for some a man is born hes a man of mean then along comes two they go nothing but their jeans theyve got different stroke it takes diffrent strokes it takes diffrent strokes to rule the world [ cheers and applause jimmy diffrent strokes. Diffrent strokes is brought to you did you do it . Steve diffrent strokes was filmed before a live studio audience [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, click pen, for being the metronome of an annoying coworker [ laughter and applause steve is this the last one [ laughter ] jimmy it is, but i have a feeling well be back next week steve okay jimmy thank you, frosted mini wheats, or as i like to call you, milky triscuits. [ laughter and applause there you have it everybody. 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