Jimmy hi, paris. Hey jimmy im so happy youre back on the show love being here jimmy did you hear about this new pepper called pepper x supposed to be really spicey i got one if you wanna try it. Sure, ill try it [ crunch ] [ ominous music thats hot. [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests issa rae paris hilton comedian jared fried and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1855 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Youre here thank you very much for watching [ cheers and applause i love you lets get to some news guys, it was a very chaotic day in washington. Because once again, republicans couldnt agree on speaker of the house. They were unable to elect jim jordan yeah they did this once before with Kevin Mccarthy where it took 15 votes to get elected. So only 14 more rounds to go hang in, there jim you can do it, jimbo [ laughter and applause you can tell after the first vote that jordan was getting desperate. Because he changed his name from jim to michael b. And it didnt help. Switching gears, heres some fun news this week, disney is celebrating their 100th anniversary. [ cheers and applause 100. You can tell disney is old because pinocchio now has to take a pill to make his nose grow [ laughter ] steve whoa tariq pinocchio. Jimmy yeah you can tell disney is trying to stay fresh. cause they recently updated their hall of president s to have them sing the number one song in america. And im not sure if this is what the kids want why dont you take a look. Bitch, i said what i said id rather b famous instead i let all tha get to my head i dont car i paint the town red witchunt [ cheers and applause jimmy witchunt he said steve wow. Jimmy thats kind of fun maybe hes finally won some more Entertainment News i saw that the full cast was Just Announced for a new law order series called law order toronto criminal intent. [ cheers ] yeah, every episode ends the same way the judge says, how do you plead . Soree or not soree . [ laughter ] yeah, its set in canada, so its more of a good cop good cop type of show [ laughter ] well, get this, marvels spiderman 2 videogame just game out and people are saying its a a lot grittier that the last game yeah, in this new version, aunt may gets her heart broken by the golden bachelor. [ laughter ] you got to get aunt may a date before you Start Playing the game yeah, its sad well, this is fun. To celebrate the new videogame, wheaties is going to feature spiderman on the boxes can we see a photo yeah, the box comes with a a slogan it says with great fiber comes great regularity. [ laughter ] well, people are talking about this theres a new pepper that was just named the hottest in the world. And its called pepper x i dont care what anyone says, im calling it pepper twitter. [ laughter ] steve nice jimmy guys, finally, it is tuesday. It is time for wepost. Here we go [ cheers and applause wepos wepost m [ cheers and applause jimmy now, welcome to wepost this is where we as a group decide something that we should post on socials. Im going to show you five different posts. Were all going to vote on whether you like each one or not. You have voting clickers at your seats do you see them there . I see some people theyre getting them okay, good you can vote for all of these, by the way i should remind you. Or you can vote for none you can have whatever you want to do. I want you to have a good time higgins, roots, you all have your clickers . Steve got it questlove yeah, yeah jimmy all right. Im going to post which ever one gets the most likes from all of us. Because its not a me post, its a wepost. [ audience groans steve nice jimmy yeah, thanks maybe we can get a beat or a a drum or no, like a yeah thats what im talking about. [ laughter ] thats right, its a wepost. All right, you guys ready . The first post is, suv commercials really overestimate how often we need to drive up mountains. [ laughter ] whos doing this stuff its like youre going to love this you wont believe how off road where do you live . Pave your driveway, dude yeah all right. Lets see. Here we go the votes are in lets see the results. [ cheers ] all right. Mediocre mediocre you know, i feel i feel like maybe the audience is lit too hot maybe theyre afraid to do the real votes they like steve they dont want people to know [ laughter ] jimmy if darker in the audience, theyll be its almost like people online they go like, oh, i didnt like steve right. Jimmy but now, when you can see their face, theyll be like, oh, thats pretty good. Maybe we dim the audience. We dim the lights. Can we do that can we bring down the lights taking their time. Steve oh, there we go. Jimmy oh, wow. Yeah yeah, now now things can get real steve things are gonna get weird jimmy things are gonna get no not weird. Theyre going to get real. [ laughter ] things arent gonna get weird. All right. Here we go this next one is, whenever i step on an electric scale, it feels like theres half second where its figuring out how honest to be. [ laughter ] there you go, right there, yeah its like steve 190, 87, 86 . Jimmy what do you want me to say okay all right, lets see lets see the results here thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause yeah i feel like everyone could be more honest. Steve 171, yeah. Jimmy yes. Were being more honest with each other and i appreciate that. Thats probably you think that might be the winner tariq i dont know no, no no jimmy you dont think so tariq its absolutely not going be to the winner jimmy that is i think thats the tariq i think whatever is next, this next ones going to be the winner no matter what [ laughter ] steve oh, really tariq yeah im willing it to be steve youre manifesting it yeah, me and all my pals. Yeah, were gonna manifest it. Its manifest destiny, bro jimmy do you want to see what it is before we say it . Tariq no, we dont need to know what it is. [ laughter ] just let it rip and lets get the thumbs uppin. [ laughter ] steve the thumbs uppin . Tariq yeah, man. Jimmy heres the next one. Steve all right. Tariq done were ready. Were done [ laughter ] jimmy paper straws make finishing your drink a race against time. I like it. Steve i like it. Jimmy its like, its starting getting recycled as youre sipping its already disintegrating into the beverage. Steve now, its cardboard tube jimmy yeah, exactly. All right. Lets see the results here [ drum roll steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy what [ laughter ] steve wow wow that went up a dozen jimmy that is no way thats better than the scale one. Steve righ tariq yeah, yeah, it is. Jimmy the scale one was great. Tariq this one was a shared experience [ laughter ] jimmy next up, it says, nothing like the adrenaline rush you get from almost dropping a ceramic bowl. This is like [ laughter ] steve tariqs thumbs downing it [ laughter ] jimmy all right, here we go lets see the results on this one. [ drum roll steve oh, man. [ sad tuba ] wow. [ laughter ] jimmy i think maybe turn the lights back on steve get the lights back up jimmy yeah, turn the lights back up in the audience. [ laughter ] thats what im yeah, now i can see everybody. Now, people can feel guilty if theyre voting down. Now i can look at them and go, come on, guys this is for programming here [ laughter ] this is for television a lot of people watching making sure we get the best quality posts. That scale one was quality steve yeah youre saying tariq rigged the game jimmy no, im just saying the paper straw one was good steve but not good jimmy that scale one tariq it wasnt scale good, huh . Questlove take the power back will this one into you know jimmy you want me to take the power and make this one the best tariq yes. Jimmy not going to happen. [ laughter ] steve youve read it jimmy i mean, this ones good steve its good but not paper straw good jimmy paper straw is good but i dont think its as good as scale good. Steve right. Jimmy can we redo scale . [ laughter ] tariq no, jimmy. Whats done is done. We cant redo. Are you kidding me [ laughter ] [ talking over each other jimmy i think its rigged. I think its rigged. I think its rigged. I think tariq came in and its all rigged it [ laughter ] i just need a couple more votes. [ laughter ] i just need a couple more votes to make it real. Tariq come on, lets go. Lets go, lets go, man. Man, i aint got all day [ laughter ] jimmy all right, guys. All right, here we go. The last one here says, one inch is a tiny distance unless youre a man who is 511. Tariq yo, yes [ laughter ] jimmy , yo yo, you feeling it come on. Hes feeling it. Tariq i waited a billion times. Yes lets see the results [ drum roll [ cheers and applause steve one away one away which one of you [ laughter ] jimmy by one vote . Tariq who thumbs downed that jimmy by one vote tariq why . Jimmy thumbs down. All right. The winner is right there, paper straws make finishing your drink a race agains time. [ cheers and applause i am going to post this during the commercial break if you happen to see it online, give that wepost a repost. Thank you for playing. We have a great show the give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy i have some exciting news, everybody. Steve whats that . Jimmy thats my jam got renewed for season three steve oh [ cheers and applause steve beard. Jimmy beardo yeah were very excited about that. But well get to that game and hopefully we have some good quality stuff coming at you, coming soon. Thats my jam season three but im very excited about this guys, this is the new Rolling Stones album right here. [ cheers and applause Hackney Diamonds. It is out this friday it is their first album in 18 years steve whoa [ cheers ] jimmy and were celebrating all week long. Tomorrow, weve got ronnie wood on the show. [ cheers and applause friday, we have Keith Richards on the show [ cheers and applause and maybe next week well have mick jagger on the show. Were not sure yet we dont know. [ cheers and applause youll have to tune in to watch. Anyway, Rolling StonesHackney Diamonds out this friday [ cheers and applause oh, also later in the show we are playing a new game called can you lady and the tramp a bowl of pasta. Very exciting. But we have a great show tonight. Issa rae is here [ cheers and applause one of our favorites, paris hilton is joining us [ cheers and applause and we have great standup from jared frieid [ cheers and applause stick around were playing a fun game with issa and paris when we come back, flip shots its gonna be fun. [ cheers and applause jimmy keep going until the shot glass crosses the red line if it lands on your side, you have to do a shot. You can choose from one of the following liquid popcorn butter, maple syrup, or hot dog water. If youre making a todo list today. 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I am here with Tariq Trotter from the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause were about to play a game called flip shots. Here we go [ cheers and applause flip shot flip shots jimmy and seeing as both of our guests are here to promote their own drinks, i thought this game was a perfect fit. First up, her prosecco line, viarae is available now. Please welcome, issa rae [ cheers and applause jimmy are you ready . Im so ready. Jimmy you ready fo this . Ready for this hey good to see you. Tariq good to see you too. Okay. Jimmy and she is the creative director of martinis for grey goose, give it up for paris hilton [ cheers and applause hi, guys. Hello. Jimmy all right. Nice to see you, my friend all right, heres how it works when i say, go, were all going to start flipping cups okay, like this. Ooh, perfect and if your cup lands upright just like that, you move the shot one square forward towards the person across from you you keep going until the shot glass crosses the red line if it lands on your side, you have to do a shot. You can choose from one of the following liquid popcorn butter, maple syrup, or hot dog water. What . [ audience ews ] tariq yeah jimmy were going to play three rounds im not going to lose this ill tell you that [ light laughter ] when youre ready, take your position i think im here tariq okay, i think youre here jimmy paris is here. We can do this i dont want to we dont want okay [ drum roll three, two, one, here we go. Tariq oh, my god [ bleep [ cheers ] oh, my gosh ah [ laughter ] jimmy you got it i did i wish. [ buzzer ] what . Jimmy sorry. [ cheers and applause you have to pick one of these. You have to pick one of these to do a shooter. Do you have any grey goose . [ laughter ] jimmy we dont have any grey goose out here. And theres also a bucket if you cant handle whatever this is oh, my god. Tariq youve to go hot dog water. I will literally heave. Like, i cant even look at that jimmy i know, i cant look at any of them um, butter, hot dog water, maple okay, maple syrup, i guess, because its the sweetest jimmy yeah, maple syrup. Thats exactly right thats what you got to do. [ cheers and applause [ clapping ] i did some of it. Jimmy all right, you did some of it i did some of it counts. But it is, just so everyone knows, it is maple syrup it really is. Jimmy i cant even now look at the other two all right, here we go. Tariq my goodness. Jimmy i dont want to just keep winning, because i just feel like im doing real well here okay, youre talking lets go lets get it tariq yeah, come on. Get your head in the game. Jimmy all right, here we go thats round one now, come on, paris. Three, two, one, go [ cheers and applause [ bleep sorry. Yes no. [ cheers ] [ bleep jimmy its far away from me [ cheers ] [ bleep [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause me, again jimmy its you again liquid popcorn butter or hot dog water. Which is water the new york city hot dog, with just a taste of hot dog. Tariq yeah you got go butter. Popcorn tariq you got go butter. Popcorn butter. Good choice. [ cheers and applause jimmy dont look at it dont look at it dont look at it dont smell it are you trying to give me a a heart attack jimmy dont smell it i cant jimmy you cant do it . I cant do it i tried. Jimmy thats all right you tried. You came close on both tariq yeah, yeah jimmy maple syrup oh, my goodness tariq she did a little bit jimmy but this is what it comes down to. Tariq yeah, thats the one [ talking over each other this is the big apple right here jimmy i cant even handle this im so, so not its going to be one of you three. Tariq no, it has to be you jimmy it cannot be me. Its not going to be me. Im sorry, paris sorry, issa. Im sorry, tariq but here we go the last round three, two, one [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause stop winning what the hell oh, [ bleep ] my god [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] whoo jimmy paris. I love you [ cheers and applause tariq whoa [ cheers and applause jimmy that was disgusting my thanks to issa rae, paris hilton, Tariq Trotter. [ cheers and applause were talking with issa after the break. Stick around, everybody. I cant even breathe i need a water [ cheers and applause jimmy get in there in the same bowl. Thats what the dogs [ laughter and applause guys, i think i think youre close. Im hearing different ways for me to screen for colon cancer. Its time to use my voice, ive got a choice, more than one answer. I sat down with my doc. We had a talk. Knew just what to say. I asked for cologuard and did it my way. Cologuard is a oneofa kind way to screen for colon cancer thats effective and noninvasive. Its for people 45 plus at average risk, not high risk. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is an awardwinning actress, writer, and producer who just released a new line of prosecco called viarae, which is available right now. Please welcome issa rae [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause im happy to be here. Jimmy you look great thank you for playing the game thank you jimmy how you been hows the family hows everybody doing . Everybodys great i just had a new niece a couple months ago jimmy hey [ cheers and applause so, shes the fifth one im very excited jimmy congratulations. Thanks, im a proud aunty which, i got to make this confession can i tell have yall had like they have, like, these popcorn things at the daycare school, where like the kids have to sell popcorn you have heard of that anyway, they had one at my nephew hes like four, hes just turned five an