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Time. Its their specialty. And they do amazing work. Good luck with the owl. I like seeing his eyes. Very light. Did not know that. I have a lot of owl knowledge for some reason. I dont know. Sma [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Pete Davidson. Troye sivan. Comedian josh johnson. And featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1850 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh thats what im talking about. Thats a hot crowd welcome. Enjoy yourself, everybody. Enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you for watching well guys, it was such a a beautiful fall day here in new york wasnt it . Yeah. Jimmy you could tell its fall in new york city because the hot dogs on all the street corners are fading from deep greens to vibrant yellows. [ laughter ] you can tell its fall here because all the real housewives of new york have switched to Pumpkin Spice botox. [ laughter ] speaking of, this is fun today starbucks celebrated the 20th anniversary of the Pumpkin Spice latte. [ cheers and applause you know that Pumpkin Spice latte, its starbucks festive fall drink that comes out every july [ laughter ] yeah im actually more excited for the fifth anniversary of their weird egg balls. But, get this, in honor of the big anniversary, starbucks actually gave out free Pumpkin Spice temporary tattoos. Meanwhile, over at dunkin, theyre giving out real tattoos. [ laughter ] stop crying, you frickin loser. Yep, 20 years of the Pumpkin Spice latte. Tariq, have you ever had a a Pumpkin Spice latte . Tariq nah. Nope never. Jimmy really neither have i wanna try one together tariq all right. I guess. Jimmy yeah, lets do it. Lets have it. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Cheers here goes nothing. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy i did not like that. Tariq it was cool to me. Jimmy all right. Happy spooky season, everybody its back. Here we go [ cheers and applause well, lets get to some news tomorrow, republicans will try to elect a new speaker of the house, and apparently Kevin Mccarthy said that he would be willing to return as speaker. [ laughter ] thats right Kevin Mccarthy might run to replace Kevin Mccarthy [ laughter ] i think that explains this ad i saw. Kevin mccarthy was a terrible speaker he voted to raise the debt ceiling, and he turned his back on the gop Kevin Mccarthy is wrong for america. Thats why you should vote for Kevin Mccarthy. Hes the best. He reached across the aisle to raise the debt ceiling hes perfect for america and hed make a great speaker. Dont vote for a washington insider like Kevin Mccarthy. Vote for a washington outsider like Kevin Mccarthy dont vote for Kevin Mccarthy vote for Kevin Mccarthy Kevin Kevin Kevin kevin Kevin Mccarthy its either him or him. Paid for by Kevin Mccarthy not Kevin Mccarthy [ laughter and applause jimmy interesting. Now i get it now i understand thats right ahead of tomorrows election, House Republicans are scrambling to find a a replacement for Kevin Mccarthy in fact, several house members have spoken out about the whole thing. Here, check out what some of them had to say. First, congressman dale strong said, we republicans need to work together. When were divided, were weak, but when were united, were, well my last name. [ laughter ] then, congressman neal dunn said, yeah, weve spent enough time debating the issue. Its time to come together and get things, well my last name. [ laughter ] congressman don bacon said, i just want to wake up early and get this vote over with, so i can enjoy a hearty meal of eggs and, well my last name. [ laughter ] congressman french hill said, id prefer a big plate of, well my first name toast. [ laughter ] then congressman jeff duncan said, i want a large coolatta because america runs on, well my last name. [ laughter ] then congressman deborah ross said, republicans are fighting, but we democrats are good friends speaking of which, my favorite character on friends was, well my last name. [ laughter ] then congresswoman monica de la cruz said, really . I always preferred, well my first name. [ light laughter ] then congressman joe courtney said, i like monica, too. Wasnt she played by, well my last name cox . Then congressman dave scott said, yeah, and ross was played by, well my first name schwimmer. [ laughter ] then congressman jerry carl said, i was more of a a seinfeld guy i couldnt get enough of george, elaine, kramer and well my first name. Then congresswoman, lisa blunt rochester said, guys, we need to focus. All this food and sitcom talk makes it sound like you smoked a, well my middle name. [ laughter ] and finally, congressman Dutch Ruppersberger said, no comment. [ laughter and applause hopefully they figure things out. Switching gears, i saw that today was amazon prime day yeah its that special day that only comes 12 times a year. [ laughter ] yeah, really finally, guys, it is tuesday it is time for we post. Here we go [ cheers and applause we post we post jimmy now, welcome to we post. This is where we as a group decide something that we should post on the socials. Im going to show you five different posts, and were all going to vote on whether you like each one or not you all have voting clickers at your seats everyone should have one the green, thumbs up, of course, is if you enjoy it hopefully youll press that a lot. The red, thumbs down if you dont enjoy it, you can vote for all of them it doesnt matter you can vote for none of them. If you dont like playing, you just sit back and watch. I just want you to have a good time higgins, roots, you have your clickers steve got it questlove got it jimmy okay, very good. Whatever postest gets the mostest gets posted. [ light laughter ] you should have seen your face right there, tariq you got roasted by the hostess [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] here we go steve wow. Questlove wow. Jimmy here we go the first post [ laughter ] steve zinger jimmy the first post is, every group chat has that one person who never says anything but never leaves either. [ light laughter ] yeah they dont leave they go, are you going to contribute to this . Or, yeah, they just want to read the text. All right, the votes are in. I dont feel great about this one. Lets see the results. Oh, not bad i like it. 125. Very positive. I like this crowd. Theyre very positive. They didnt have to do that. Steve no jimmy no steve they did not jimmy they did not have to do that. They were very nice. I owe you guys one all right, there you go. This next one says, for 364 days a year, we tell our kids not to take candy from strangers. Then we spend one night telling them, forget what i said. go on in. They invite you in go on in go sit on the couch. Yeah make friends. Jimmy all right, lets see the results of this one here oh wow [ cheers and applause thats almost 100. That was almost 100 of the audience steve wow. Jimmy wow. At this point, i could probably tell who didnt vote for it. Steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy this next one says, the microwave Industry Needs to come to an agreement on whether pushing one gives you one second, or one minute. [ laughter ] come on figure it out. What does it mean . Im not defrosting butter. Im not defrosting butter. I dont know what that is. All right, here we go. Lets see the results on this one. Oh, not bad, though. These are good [ cheers and applause about right. About right. I think this next one is going to be the one. Steve you think its a a winner its going to beat 181 jimmy whats in the lead now . Candy, 181. Steve candy. Jimmy candy. What was the candy one steve you tell your kids dont talk to strangers, and then one day you say, forget about it. jimmy yeah, halloween. Steve yeah jimmy i call that the halloween one instead of the candy one. [ light laughter ] steve oh, cause there was also a candy one jimmy i probably wouldnt call steve what jimmy well, sometimes people dont give out candy. Steve give out, like, what jimmy i would say raisins. [ laughter ] steve you have a giant thing of raisins at your house for every kid that comes up. Jimmy we had one house that used to give out bags of pennies. Steve really jimmy yeah, ziplock bags not even ziplock bags. You know those bags that you fold over . Steve yeah [ laughter ] tuck them in steve sandwich bags. Jimmy tuck the bag into the other bag . Steve thats not good. Jimmy yeah, pennies. And i go, yeah steve hey, sounds good ill throw these at your car [ laughter ] youre saying this is ones the winner jimmy i think this one, people are gonna, maybe a standing ovation steve really jimmy no, no, im just joking i dont think standing well, it could be kind of funny. You never know hey. You guys want to make history . [ laughter ] wld care about that all right. This last one is, strawberries are like, screw it, seeds on the outside. Idgaf. Seeds on the outside idgaf. [ light laughter ] steve wow, you put a lot of pressure on that one lets see what it is [ drum roll jimmy lets see the results. [ light laughter ] [ sad tuba ] standing ovation there they go. Look at this they didnt like it. They didnt like it one bit. Guys, we have a winner it is halloween, right there [ dinging [ cheers and applause im going to post this during the commercial break if you see on it your feed, give it a like, okay we have a great show Pete Davidson is here. 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Were going to pick three people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot it is time for freestylin with the roots. [ cheers and applause time to freestyle with the roots [ cheers and applause jimmy oh yes that is what im talking about roots, are you ready to do this yes jimmy lets pick someone raise your hand if you want the roots to make up a song about you. Well, you know, ive never gone that far up front. Maybe ill go right in the front row. Yeah, ill go right in the front, here. Why not . I never go this far. Can the cameras even do this how you doing . Good, how are you jimmy great. You want to stand up sure. Jimmy great. What does your shirt say petes girl. Jimmy petes girl, there you go petes girl [ light laughter ] jimmy okay, there you go, right there. Wow, hey guys. How are you doing . [ light laughter ] good to see you. How are you . Nice to see you. What is your name . Linnea. Jimmy linnea, ooh, a great name thank you jimmy linnea linnea, where are you from california originally, but i live here. Jimmy hey, welcome thank you jimmy linnea, taylor swifts eras concert tour movie is coming out this week taylor swifts fans are called, obviously, swifties. What would fans of linnea be called ooh, i dont know linnslayas jimmy wow [ cheers and applause thats fantastic the linnslayas linnslayas. Jimmy the linnslayas is great. Taylor and her friends famously share fun bracelets. What would your friendship bracelet say ooh i dont know i have to look at my friends [ light laughter ] lovely day jimmy ooh, i like that lovely day lovely day. Jimmy lovely day. Its a lovely day jimmy it certainly is. Its a lovely day. Roots, we have linnea. For this one, since were all in a taylor mood, can we get a a Little Something thats in the style of taylor . Like a karma jam or something in the eras tariq okay this is for the swiftie were all in our 50s but we dont wan to face it shout out to linnea and all of her linnslaya and the friendship bracelets quest is a linnslay and jimmys a linnslay look im a linnslaya shes a linnslaya her name is linne from californea [ cheers and applause jimmy thats how you do it thank you, nice to see you thats how you do it right there. Thats how you who else is up who else wants a song . [ cheers and applause come on. Who else wants a song . Yeah yeah, sure here you go. How are you doing . Good. Jimmy all right, what is your name . Amy jimmy amy, where are you from colorado. Jimmy amy, we are [ cheers ] were were deep into fall, amy. Do you know anyone whose birthday is in the fall . I do. Jimmy okay, and whats her name um, amanda. Jimmy amanda, okay, very good amanda what does amanda do for a living she was a teacher jimmy okay, thats good. She was a teacher. How old do you know how oldish, amanda . 40ish. Jimmy yeah, 40ish [ laughter ] roots, i thought this would be fun. [ laughter ] since fall is this time of year when we celebrate oktoberfest, can we give like a, kind of like a polka feel to this birthday [ laughter ] like an oktoberfest jam . Come on, roots [ laughter ] tariq okay, okay, okay look well this genre isnt polk its as clos as we can come personally me and amy think its reall kind of dumb dum dum dum dumping leaves on peoples heads is fun when Seasons Change amanda has a fall birthda and amys laugh is strange [ cheers and applause jimmy cut through here im gonna cut through how are you doing . Oh, no oh, im sorry. No, i dont want to make you move no, you have what happened to you you know, heels will do it. Jimmy heels . Thats what happened to you . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy well, you know what . That will heal [ laughter ] oh, there you go. [ rimshot jimmy there you go, guys, a free joke. Giving out free jokes tonight. Excuse me, how are you doing hey, whats up buddy [ light laughter ] cool hey, how are you doing nice to see you. Im gonna go over to this side of the audience over here. Nice to see you. Hey, no, dont mind me how are you . Nice to see you. [ cheers and applause thats what im talking about. Hey wow. Wow. Yeah, stand. Youve got a fun youve got a fun shirt right there. Yeah, thank you jimmy thats a great shirt where do you get that . Rsvlts is the name of the company. Jimmy love it, fantastic great president s, great shirts yes [ light laughter ] jimmy what is your name . Zach. Jimmy zach zach, it is almost halloween okay, zach what is your favorite candy to get while trick or treating . Reese cups. Jimmy oh, really reeses peanut Peanut Butter cups yeah. Jimmy me, too. I love those jams, too Peanut Butter cups what is the worst candy to get on halloween ooh, like, twizzlers. [ audience ohs ] jimmy the worst . Do we have our clickers out . I mean, lets [ laughter ] twizzlers are pretty good. Raisins is up there. I mean good point. [ audience chatter ] jimmy necco wafers but you its his game, right . [ light laughter ] all right. Twizzlers, really . Whats your second worst [ laughter ] um jimmy raisins. Raisins jimmy yes, of course [ laughter and applause we all can agree that raisins are the worst. Zach, that was a great answer that you thought of. Yeah. Off the top of the dome. Jimmy that you thought of. For this last one, roots, since were going in the middle of spooky season here, can we do something maybe in the style of maybe like lets go, like, old school how about rockwell like somebodys watching me. I always feel like yeah yeah, oh, yeah nice zach its almost hallowee which means its time to eat all the candy that it brings when we yell trick or treat twizzlers is not a fav and you like raisins even less but dont give me no laffy taffy im giving tha [ bleep ] to quest [ cheers ] i al

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