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KNTV The July 3, 2024

Years ago. Select we need it back at chase hunter this time. Select steph curry wouldnt have long to go. [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests mandy moore, the kids in the hall and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1650 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. Oh, that feels good. Welcome. Thank you very, very much. Welcome. Enjoy yourself, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Youre here. You made it. Youre watching. Thank you. [ cheers and applause you guys, im excited about this mandy moore is here tonight on the show this is awesome. [ cheers and applause these days, if someone is crying in front of the tv, theyre either watching the last season of this is us or the stock market its very interesting. It has been a rough week on wall street with the Worlds Largest tech companies, like amazon, facebook, and google losing more than 1 trillion over the last few days and you can tell google is desperate for help because today they asked jeeves what to do [ laughter ] yeah, it its clear theyre in trouble because when you type google into google translator, it comes back as yahoo. [ laughter ] yep, things are tense at the company. If you type a word into google, it just says, autofill the rest yourself, you lazy bastard. And there you go, thats but dont worry, google has a plan to turn things around as we speak, theyre telling investors, sell one more share and well release your search history. [ laughter ] that will work and its not just Google Netflix stock is also plummeting yeah, right now, if netflix stock goes down any further, theyre going to have to change their name to blockbuster. And its true. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah, things have gotten so bad at netflix, they might add commercials by the end of the year. [ audience oohs smart idea all the content youre not watching, now with ads [ laughter ] meanwhile, today President Biden spoke about the economy and he said that addressing inflation is his top domestic priority. Yep, biden knew it was time to act when milk and gas both hit 9. 00 a gallon [ laughter ] but while biden was speaking about the economy, he really tried to express to americans that he feels their pain when it comes to inflation. Although im not sure about his choice of words. Well, watch this look, i know you got to be frustrated i know i can taste it [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy americans heard and responded with a resounding ew [ laughter ] well, listen to this apple Just Announced that after more than 20 years, theyre discontinuing the ipod [ audience oohs you know the ipod. Its that thing youre using right now to level your desk yeah guys, some news from the sports world. I saw that tom brady has agreed to become an nfl analyst for fox sports after hes done playing. Yeah, i hes tom brady though why why do i feel like hes going to be announcing while hes still playing i drop back. I find evans down the sideline, touchdown. Crowd goes wild for me [ laughter ] get this, apparently heinz is working on creating the first ever paper ketchup bottle. [ light laughter ] yeah, they saw how much people love paper straws and said, we want a piece of that action. [ laughter ] we love that. People love it instant hit. Steve mmhh jimmy yeah you guys hear about this new ge fridge recall . Its not good. Check this out we have a recall alert for a kitchen appliance sold at lowes, home depot and best buy. Six ge refrigerator models are now being recalled the freezer handle can detach. Tariq wait, what i just bought a ge fridge. Jimmy oh, yeah sorry about that, tariq. Tariq its okay. I have another fridge or freezer in the garage. Thats where i keep all my ground beef. [ laughter ] jimmy oh tariq oh, what jimmy roll the clip. You may want to check that ground beef in your fridge or freezer. More than 120,000 pounds of ground beef products are being recalled because there are concerns they could be contaminated with e. Coli [ audience oohs tariq wait, wait e. Coli you got be to kidding me jimmy yeah, im im sorry about that, tariq. Tariq man, i was going to make my favorite dinner tonight. Ground beef and green beans. I guess ill just have to make the beans. Jimmy that sounds pretty good [ laughter ] tariq yeah i got a onepound package of hippie organic french green beans. The fda is reporting a green bean recall. [ laughter ] one pound packages of hippie organic french green beans tariq come on jimmy im im sorry, tariq. Look, im sure youll figure something out for dinner tariq dude, whatever ill just whip up something in my insignia air fryer i just got at best buy. Best buy is recalling hundreds of thousands of popular air fryers there have been more than 100 reports of the insignia air fryer catching on fire, burning someone or melting tariq fine ill just eat beef jerky jimmy tariq, what are you what are you talking about . I bought nearly 5,000 pounds of Tennessee Brown Bag jerky last month we are following a recall on nearly 5,000 pounds of beef jerky. [ laughter and applause it is for Tennessee Brown Bag jerky. Tariq im over it im just going to go home and lie on my mattress without checking it. In todays recall alert, you may want to check your mattress before lying on it [ laughter ] jimmy oh tariq thats it im so worked up that, honestly, i might explode, jimmy. Its a good thing i took my Blood Pressure medications jimmy yeah, it is a good thing. What kind are you taking tariq accupril from pfizer [ laughter ] it has just the right amount of nitrosamine. I dont even have to call my doctor whenever i take it. If you take Blood Pressure medicine, its better to call your doctor about this recall and check in pfizer is recalling its accupril Blood Pressure medication because of high levels of nitrosamine. [ laughter ] god [ bleep ] danm it thats it. Im [ bleep ] out of here. Jimmy hey, hey, hey, hey come on. [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy well, guys, this is this is going viral on tiktok [ laughter ] two stunt performers recently got married and their wedding exit was about what you would expect take a look at this. [ cheers ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] the fun part was no one told the priest they were doing that [ laughter ] and this was nice. There was a super emotional photo of the moment the groom first saw his bride covered in gasoline steve aw [ light laughter ] jimmy yep the bride and groom were on fire and yet the chicken was still undercooked. [ laughter ] there you go come on, yeah. And finally, guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and wave the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go [ cheers and applause pros and cons pros and con and pros jimmy nice to see you back, tariq. Im glad everythings cooled down tariq whatever [ laughter ] jimmy guys steve oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of sending nudes to space nasas working on a mission to to send nude photos of human beings into space with hopes of attracting aliens [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy no one knows if this will actually work, so lets take a look at the pros and cons of sending nudes to space here we go pro, aliens might see your nudes. [ laughter ] con, and decide to build a a colony on uranus steve hey. [ laughter and applause jimmy pro, its the first time weve sent nudes to space con, unless you count jeff bezos rocket steve hey. [ laughter ] jimmy wait a what is that thing [ laughter and applause what is that thning . Oh, man. Pro, hoping your naked pics will attract an alien. Con, receiving a message from yoda that reads, up, are u . [ laughter and applause pro, making a cosmic Love Connection con, on an all new season of 90 lightyear fiance. [ light laughter ] pro, the mission is called beacon in the galaxy. Con, which is better than its previous name, project space balls. [ laughter and applause pro, thats one small step for man. Con, hey, its cold in space. Okay [ applause ] pro, its part of nasas attempt to make contact with intelligent life con, and let them know there are hot singles in their solar system just waiting to hear from you [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally, pro, aliens checking out your naked pics, con, bozarck 5 sliding into your dms thats thats our pros and cons, everybody we have a great show [ cheers and applause mandy moore is here tonight to talk and perform and weve got comedy legends, kids in the hall, with us tonight. [ cheers and applause stick around well be right back with wetweet. Tonight show, come on. [ cheers and applause i would say i will tell you that the penultimate episode which airs in like a a week jimmy yes. I threw up after i read it. screams bleeding gums are serious, jamie. Dr. Garcia . Woah. Theyre a sign of bacterial infection. Crest gum detoxifys antibacterial fluoride works below the gumline to help heal gums and stop bleeding. Crest saves the day. Crest. 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Oh, hes beautiful yeah, i think thats going to be fun plus, they are back with a new season of their comedy series, which begins streaming on prime video this friday, the kids in the hall are here this evening [ cheers and applause the kids in the hall i love it. Guys, its tuesday its time for wetweet. Here we go wetwee wetweet jimmy now, welcome to wetweet this is where this is where we, as a group, decide something that we should post on twitter im going to show you five different tweets and were all going to vote on whether you like each one or not you all have voting clickers at your seats now, you can yeah just grab the one, was it to your left . I think its on the left steve yeah jimmy some people its on the right. Very confusing thats half the fun of the game now, you can all you can vote for all of them, or you could vote for none of them. Whatever you want. I just want you to have fun and enjoy yourself but were going to see the results live so, you might as well steve you might as well vote jimmy you might as well vote just to see where this ends up higgins, you have your clicker steve i have my clicker. Jimmy whatever tweet gets the most likes, we will tweet it live on the show so you can all like it and wetweet it. Steve nice jimmy thank you. [ cheers ] its a shared experience you guys ready for this . [ cheers ] tariq yeah jimmy all right, here we go the first tweet is i like this one. All right, ready [ laughter ] seesaws are basically friend scales. Yeah it goes up, goes down. Well, i can already tell by the silence the stunning silence steve yeah jimmy from the audience that i dont feel like this is going to be steve no, i dont think its going to be a big hit jimmy i liked that i think its funny steve its clever, sure. Jimmy yeah, but i dont think people enjoyed it. The votes are in lets see the results. Yeah thats a no. Thats a no. [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] that will be a no, bob steve that was a resounding no jimmy yeah, that will be a a resounding no. All right, lets try this next one. All right, this next one says i bet all the great lakes, like Lake Michigan and lake ontario are sick of Lake Superior [ laughter ] steve might be a a comparison i think this one is going to get more than 77 jimmy wait whats that now . You think its going to get more than 77 steve yeah, cause in comparison to the last one, this ones better. Jimmy oh, i see what youre saying so, compared to the last one, this ones better. So, you think this will get more than 77 . Steve 90 jimmy youre going to say 90 i think its going to do pretty well i think its over a hundy on this one steve you sure jimmy yeah, lets take a a look lets see the results. Steve woah jimmy bang 141. That nice. There we are, thats number two right there. All right. How about this one, here oh, all right. This one says there are two kinds of people in this world, people who are great at math, people who are okay at math and people who are bad at math. [ laughter ] steve come on. Thats fun jimmy its pretty good steve and the answer is a math conundrum jimmy yep. And you know, it was a slow roll steve yeah jimmy yeah, and some people were like absolutely not. And then they go, eh, you know what not bad. Steve three, theres three you said two jimmy and this is just a a tweet. So, i mean like, yeah if it grow steve its fun jimmy yeah its just fun. Steve its supposed to tickle your insides. Jimmy tariq, what do you think of this one . Tariq it sounds like an idiot wrote it [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Tariq im just what steve hes coming out swinging tariq im sorry, im sorry its a no for me, dawg [ laughter ] jimmy i heard that somewhere. Steve Randy Jackson . Jimmy lets lets see the the results wow steve yeah yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy it made people feel good it made people feel good, i love that. Steve yeah jimmy good, im glad Lake Superiors out. That ones in. All right, here we go. I dont want to sell them. [ talking over each other theyre all great. All right. This one says your real self comes outwhen youre standing, waiting for the driver to unlock the passenger seat door. [ laughter ] thats when your real self comes out. Yeah, youre just like all right, youre right thats your real self. Lets see the results. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy close. Steve almost jimmy all right, heres his last one right here. You ready for this [ cheers ] it says, hairdryers are the official soundtrack of being late. There you have it. Cast your votes right there. I think i know what the winner is gonna be. [ light laughter ] all right, i think the votes have been cast lets see the results. Yes all right, so number three is the winner we have there are two kinds of people in this world [ dinging [ cheers and applause im gonna post this during the commercial break if you see it on your feed, give it a like give it wetweet, and enjoy well be right back with mandy moore everybody. Stick around [ cheers and applause jimmy mark, i dont know if you remember this. Years ago, i met you yes, 1996 thats right i was on saturday night live someone asked me to do a a student film in troy, new york in the middle of winter so naturally i said yes and i went up there and there was a sound guy doing the boom, who had a lot of energy like way, way too much energy and that was jimmy i was very excited [music playing] subject 1 cancer is a long journey. Its overwhelming, but you just have to put your mind to it and fight. Subject 2 it doesnt feel good because you cant play outside with other children. Subject 3 as a parent, it is your job to protect your family. 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