The Film Festival will feature 283 films with 82 of them making their premiere. Screenings and events will happen in san jose and Mountain View all the way through the end of the month. Tickets are nine dollars for students, 14 for general admission. Now we have the movie list and we have to figure out how we get al yeah you can tell biden really enjoyed his time in ireland, cause today, instead of falling down the steps of air force one, he riverdanced down them [ laughter ] jimmy hey, ooh, hey. [ laughter ] i always love watching someone fall up. [ light laughter ] i just think its very rare. During his trip, biden quoted his favorite irish poet, which is different from trumps favorite irish quote, theyll never get me lucky charms. [ laughter ] yeah, i think biden had a pretty good time in ireland on friday night, he gave a big speech and check out the welcome that he received when he walked on stage. This is real announcer joe biden. [ cheers ] announcer joe biden. [ cheers ] [ im shipping up to boston by dropkick murphys [ cheers ] jimmy wow. Steve come on. [ laughter ] jimmy the ovation was so loud, even biden could hear it [ laughter ] it was amazing yeah, biden walked out to the irish punk band, dropkick murphys it was a pretty interesting song choice. But it makes more sense than the song that he was originally planning on walking out to listen to this annououncer pleasese welcom jojoe biden. [ [ cheers ] [ pony by ginunuwine ] [ laughter and applause jimmy of course [ light laughter ] steve thats [ light laughter ] jimmy bwow, bwow, bwow [ cheers ] course, biden is not the only political figure who uses walkout music to help set the mood ill show you what i mean. For instance, at other speeches, you could hear songs like insane in the membrane [ laughter ] or bad romance. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] or oops . I did it again. [ laughter ] or i cant get no satisfaction. [ audience oohs an artist like ol dirty bastard. [ laughter ] or the star spangled banner, which im told by George Santos was written by Francis Scott santos steve really [ light laughter ] jimmy or the classic eric clapton song, cocaine. [ audience oohs or or, ever since the trump indictment, some people are just playing this. Because im happy clap along [ cheers and applause if you feel lik a room without a roof jimmy yeah, people are just playing. Some more political news guys, the 2024 Campaign Season is in full swing and after months of attacks from former president trump, Florida Governor ron desantis is finally fighting back with an attack ad against trump steve ooh. Jimmy watch thisis trumpmp should fifight dedemocrats, n not lie abobout governor desantis. What happened to donald trump . [ light laughter ] jimmy but trump isnt backing down in response, his super pac just released an attack ad based on a story this is real, by the way. This is you saw this . Steve yeah jimmy this is based on a a story that desantis once ate pudding with his fingers did you hear this . [ light laughter ] this is im not making this up this is not a joke steve this is real jimmy this is a real attack ad steve this is a real ad. Jimmy this is this is real this is real check this out ron desantis loves sticking his fingers where they dont belong [ audience ohs ] and were not just talking about pudding. Steve oh wow. Jimmy thats real. Steve yeah jimmy that is real then the Desantis Super pac replied with okay, yes, he ate pudding with his fingers one time, but only because he didnt have a spoon. [ light laughter ] jimmy then the trump super pac was like oh, snap, you just admitted it everyone knows that when you dont have a spoon, you just toss that pudding cup back like a shot of tequila. [ light laughter ] jimmy then the desantis ad said tequila is what america will need if youre reelected and let me guess, well order it from mexico, but make them pay for it [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy then trumps ad said dont try to change the subject. How do you eat gogurt do you squirt it out on the table, then snort it [ laughter ] jimmy then desantis ad said oh, please, donalds hands are so tiny hed need both of them to even hold a gogurt. [ laughter ] jimmy then trumps ad said guess you forgot how much you used to love trump you were a total brown noser jimmy and finally desantis ad said that was just pudding on my face [ laughter and applause steve oh jimmy bizarre. Did you guys see this . Today elon musk called off the launch of his starship rocket due to a pressure issue. Yep, elon tried to make the spacex team feel better. He was like, dont worry, guys this rockets still not as dangerous as driving a tesla so yeah. [ light laughter ] well, a lot of people are talking about this netflix is apologizing after last nights love is blind live reunion was delayed due to technical issues yeah even though they couldnt see the reunion, love is blind fans still managed to fall in love with it anyway. [ audience aws ] [ light laughter ] well, get this i saw that thank you. [ laughter ] thats a real good, long laugh over on this side. I appreciate that. Guys, get this i saw that tupperware has warned that they are facing bankruptcy steve ooh. [ audience oohs jimmy its really gotten sad over there when asked for a comment, the ceo of tupperware just burped. [ laughter ] apparently someone borrowed all their inventory and never gave it back. [ laughter ] the company says that they were never the same after that one time they used them for marinara sauce [ laughter ] guys, i heard that thieves in philadelphia stole 2 million dimes worth 200,000 from a truck parked at a mall the suspects are described as armed and jingly. [ laughter ] oh, man, this is going viral a man in North Carolina was relaxing on his patio when he had a surprise visitor take a look at this. [ audience ohs ] [ bear grunts [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] jimmy thats what every kid feels like when they run into their teacher at a supermarket [ light laughter ] im not sure that clutching a throw pillow is how you protect yourself against a a bear call me old fashioned, but i miss the good old days when bears used to do cocaine and rip your head off. [ laughter and applause finally, you guys, spring is here, okay you feeling this [ cheers and applause the weather the weather is warming up the flowers are in full bloom, which inspired me to write a a song with one of our good friends, andy samberg. Here, take a look. 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Yeah, yeah, every time. Jimmy welcome back to the show thanks, man jimmy it is always great to see you. Youve been such a good friend to the show. Since ive last seen you, though, some a major thing happened i dont know if you saw this you were named sexiest man alive. Thats right. [ cheers and applause thats right thats right jimmy wow. Thats right. Jimmy you know what im saying yeah thats right. Jimmy and you thats right. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] you you type you put, thanks, people. i think we can all agree that its damn near impossible to follow in paul rudds footsteps yeah. Jimmy in any capacity, but ill do my best. Which is true i mean jimmy i know pretty much in any capacity, its tough to follow him. Isnt it jimmy yeah, did you hear anything from paul rudd since yeah, im actually im in a im in a Fantasy Football League with paul and a few other actor buddies. So, they they haze you. And it almost feels like thats thats all that title does, is give you a hard time, you know what i mean jimmy yeah, did you get like nobody on the streets like, hey, you know what . You did it. Jimmy congrat [ laughter ] congratulations. Now everyones like no, theyre just theyre just busting your balls. Jimmy just hazing yeah, and youre like, oh, yeah, totally. Well, thats good. Thats it yeah jimmy how did you do in the Fantasy Football Team . Well, i didnt do well this year, but ive won a few times, so so i have bragging rights jimmy oh, yeah yeah [ cheers ] i wanted to ask you this question, because its i found this very interesting. I think that you might i have to thank you and give you credit for my first ever i heard this. Youre keep go, go this is amazing. Your producer told me this jimmy my acting my acting debut, my Television Debut was jimmy was spin city. Which is where i interned in the casting office jimmy so, you around the same time did i jimmy i think you mightve cast did i give you your first job . [ laughter ] jimmy wow. I mean, this is i feel like i owe my whole career to you for yeah, its amazing. Yeah what year was it i mean, it was 98 jimmy 98. 98 [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy i played i played youre welcome. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause wait, so i mean, for real i remember i was i was nervous. I went in. I read for this role as photographer number one or something. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and i walked in, i and i didnt do anything that special. So, im like, im not going to get this. But you got it. Jimmy you did it. [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] what can i say . Jimmy but how old well, i dont understand how old were you what were you doing . It was the summer of my junior going into senior year. I knew i wanted to act, so i moved to the city. I got a job interning at a a casting office just to meet agents, you know and it was jimmy did that work . It did actually its a humbling experience though i mean, you you come into your job on a monday after theres, you know, an audition goes out what was what was the part you had . Jimmy photographer number one. Photographer number one yeah so, you show up at your desk and you got jimmy hold your hold your applause. [ laughter ] you got you got [ laughter ] jimmy they remember it a stack of envelopes from all these agents in town jimmy headshots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your boss comes in and i dont want to get anybody in trouble, specifically my old boss but she would she would pluck out two or three envelopes, and i threw the rest in the trash [ audience oohs she just chucked them. And youre just like, wow, this industry is brutal. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, it really is that brutal, right . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy cause you go like youre just trying to get hired. I mean, i didnt have an agent i didnt yeah, well jimmy i dont even know how i got in there yeah. Well, you certainly cant get upset at your agent. Thats what it told me your agent can be trying, but you know, sometimes they jimmy it doesnt end up in the trash. Jimmy yeah, its just a pile of stuff. And then you just saw my headshot and you were like and i was like, this guys got something. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] youre like, this guy oh, i thought it was going to be your headshot. Jimmy no, no i dont know what youre talking about. Youre like, this guy should be but do you remember casting any other famous talk show hosts no, i [ laughter ] i just sat in the front room setting up auditions i remember some actors would come in. I remember seeing jesse young jesse eisenberg. Jimmy yeah a young Young Jim Gaffigan would come in there a lot. Jimmy thats wild. But again, these are yeah, yeah i mean, this is back in, like, 98. Jimmy yeah i want to talk about your movie, ghosted. Its on apple tv plus. Its a romantic comedy you, ana de armas. It is like [ cheers ] yeah, exactly. I go and you two together [ laughter ] yeah yeah. Jimmy so, the idea is that you guys meet cute. You go on a date uhhuh. Jimmy and then you think she may have ghosted you yep jimmy and then you you find her she she find her. Track her down [ laughter ] kind of stalker my way jimmy yeah you know, you have this amazing date you have this wonderful experience with someone. You go home, you tell your family, your friends, and then you dont hear from her. She she ghosted me. Jimmy yeah [ audience oohs jimmy listen to this reaction [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy can you believe this yeah, i know, i was in tears i go, what . [ laughter ] not my chris. [ laughter ] but you she actually has like an apple tag, you have, like, a tracker. That she takes, like, your jacket or something yeah, yeah. Jimmy your inhaler i think its my inhaler jimmy yes. Its a lot less cool than my jacket [ laughter ] jimmy sorry. Its my inhaler jimmy she has your inhaler and you go, i know where she is. I know where she is. And my family is like, you should go. You think you know, hes you know jimmy yeah he thinks its a big, grand romantic gesture and he ends up getting shes a spy, and he ends up getting caught up in this world of espionage. Jimmy its super fun its really fun jimmy and you go, oh, my gosh two plug your ears really goodlooking people in this thing. [ laughter ] and i just love the whole idea have you ever been ghosted do you know what that feels like, chris . You know, thats, like, the number one question im getting asked on this press tour i mean jimmy its you can say, no ones listening. Well, you know [ laughter ] i dont know i probably blocked it out if its happened. Have you be honest. [ laughter ] jimmy im too old to kind of well, see, i, kind of, feel the same way like, i meant jimmy i letters does letters count [ laughter ] i mean, texting didnt exist when i was dating, you know . Your pen pal just fell off. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, ran out of ink you know me. Oh, yeah, i didnt get a pen exactly. But, i mean, im sure i was. I mean, theres definitely moments where i go, oh, they yeah. Jimmy theyre not into me. Well, see, what i say, is id almost rather be ghosted because you can tell yourself a story. Like, maybe they, you know, lost their phone if youve had the worst, which is just kind of a gradual less and less and less texts and theres really no confusing whats going on. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, its heartbreaking. But i will say theres some other cameos, that i dont know if im allowed to talk about there are some cameos, which youre not allowed to talk about, which i just learned right before we came out [ laughter and applause so, good thing i didnt say anything [ laughter ] but theyre great cameos jimmy but theyre really great cameos yeah, there theres some friendly Friendly Faces jimmy good buddies of yours. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah some faces that youve seen before yeah. Jimmy yeah can i legally i c