[ chcheers and a applause steve from studidio 6b in rockefefeller center in the hea of new york city, its the e tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guesests brBrendan Fraser tatan france musical guguest lizzy y mcalpine and feataturing the e legendary roots crew questlove 1806 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause do you feel it do you feel the love welcome welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it [ cheers and applause thank you. Thank you for watching well, guys, lets get to some news here. Tiktok Just Announced that all users under 18 will soon have their accounts automatically set to a onehour daily screen time limit [ audience oohs a tiktok limit is rough. Pretty soon, kids will be forced to watch slightly longer videos on youtube. [ laughter ] i mean, that what is the world coming to . But this is nice, facebook said, if you need help making kids quit your app, let us know. [ laughter ] some political news. Today a Bipartisan Group of lawmakers reintroduced a bill to make Daylight Saving time permanent. [ cheers and applause man, if biden gets this done, theres no way hes losing in 2024. [ laughter ] i have no idea what that is. Get rid of that thing. Its for the farmers. Like, no, its not steve no jimmy its for kids. You go, no one knows why were doing this. [ light laughter ] an extra hour. Right now, every kids like, sweet, were gonna get an extra hour of tiktok awesome [ laughter ] all they have to do is get apple on board because whatever time my iphone says it is, thats the time. [ light laughter ] hey, i saw that House Democrats are currently in baltimore on a retreat where theyre trying to outline a Winning Strategy for 2024 check out what some of them had to say about the big retreat first up, congressman josh harder said, we have to work together. If we cant agree on a a strategy, winning in 2024 will be much, well, my last name. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause congressman colin allred said, yeah, if we democrats arent united, in a couple years, congress will be, well, my last name. [ laughter ] then congresswoman susan wild said, sure, but after we figure out our strategy, were gonna hit the town and go absolutely buck, well, my last name. [ laughter ] buck wild. [ cheers and applause then congressman ed case said, im gonna unleash at this thing. Im not drinking a six pack of bud, im drinking a whole, well, my last name. [ laughter ] then congressman Jared Huffman said, no drinks for me, but i have a can of spray paint in a a paper bag if you want to take a, well, my last name. [ laughter ] then congresswoman lisa blunt [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy lisa blunt rochester said, this year well drink beers in baltimore, but next year i hope we smoke, well, my middle name up in, well, my last name. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause then congresswoman deborah ross said, i like to think of us democrats as a bunch of friends. Chuck schumer is chandler, nancy pelosi is phoebe, and im, well, my last name. [ laughter ] and finally, congressman dan goldman said, i love friends its pure gold, man, and well wait i messed up. [ laughter and applause [ rim shot ] some more political news, today was the first big day of speeches at the conservative Political Action conference, cpac of course, President Trump rmer president mp is nding cpac however,ot of r top reicans aren but trump said thats because anything they have to say. St in they have heard it all before, and dont want to hear it again. [ light laughter ] trump was like, you cant repeat yourself. Thats why my Campaign Slogan is [ light laughter ] make America Great again, again again . [ laughter ] dont repeat yourself dont do it. [ applause ] actually, trumps excited to be there. He actually spent all day in the lobby signing copies of his classified documents steve oh jimmy yeah [ laughter ] switching gears, some Entertainment News the third season of the mandalorian just premiered. [ cheers and applause and we all love baby yoda, but now everyones talking about another fan favorite character herere, take a l look at thihis. The insolence what do you want . Jimmy what do you want . [ laughter ] apparently, the clip is so popular it even inspired a a number one dance remix here now i is the videdeo for t new track what do you want. What do you wan what do you want what d do you wantnt can you fix i what do you want without the memory circuit what do you wan can yo what do yoyou want fix it what dodo you wan can n you fix itit no he s said he canant fix it t oka he s said he canant fix i i got t it he said he can he said d he cant he said he cant what do you wan i got it immy there you go [ cheers applause did you guee this . Tospacex launchecrew to international e station, after the first attempt earlier this week was cancelled due to a clogg filter yeah, its the first time a space agency dealt with someone by calling in the pool guy. [ light laughter ] trace, you want to take a look at this . Do i gotta put my shirt on . Hell no. [ light laughter ] yep, a clogged filter. Its always fun when a launch delay can be fixed by someone going [ blowing [ laughter ] speaking of flight issues, i heard that a Spirit Airlines plane had to make an Emergency Landing after a battery in the overhead bin caught on fire. [ audience oohs spirit was like, phew, good thing it wasnt one of our wooden planes. [ laughter ] yeah, the fire was either caused by a battery or the pilot was playing with firecrackers in the cockpit again. [ laughter ] they gotta hire better people. Listen to this dictionary. Com just added over 300 new words. That seems like a lot. And it might explain some other changes they made too. Take a look at this commercial dictionary. Com is adding 300 new words to its online database, such as, hellscape, petfluencer, and cyberflash. And to make room for these new additions, were eliminating words that everyone hates, such as moist, phlegm, jowl [ light laughter ] smear, splurge, snorkel, ointment, hoagie, nougat, congeal, curdle, bulbous, lard, clog, glug, glob, gargle, blurb, squirt, and nutmeat. Dictionary. Com youre next, blowhole. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause well, hey, this is fun today is National Read across america day. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy so, shoutout to everyone whos got me on with subtitles right now. Hey, youre awesome. [ light laughter ] yeah, its National Read across america day, so i thought we could maybe go around and each share a book recommendation. Ill go first, okay. I love tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow by gabrielle zevin. I highly recommend it. How about you, tariq tariq i gotta go with good old fahrenheit 451. Jimmy oh its a classic dystopian tale of, you know, the dangers of censorship. Jimmy oh yeah, thats a good one thats a good one. Higgins . Steve you know what, i like tolstoys war and peace. I know its long, but its worth it jimmy war and peace. Ive still gotta check that one out. What about you, james . Oh, man [ light laughter ] oh, my Favorite Book is doctor schmoyos freaky froyo factory by todd nutbush. This book has it all, jimmy. Humor, romance, thrills, pure carnal sex [ laughter ] frozen yogurt recipes, and heartbreak [ laughter ] i couldnt stop crying while reading it i thought to myself, is someone chopping onions . [ laughter ] sure enough, my friend, smooth jeffrey, was cutting some vidalia onions in the same room [ laughter ] you see, i currently live with a roommate because i lost most of my savings on nfts. [ laughter ] but not those nfts im talking steve ha ha shut up nice fitting top hats. [ laughter ] oh, come on. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause questlove wow wow smooth jeffrey said i look like a leprechaun, so ive been working on my accent check it out [ laughter ] theyre always trying to steal me irish cereal. What do you think . Yeah, i probably wont be getting a call from mad tv any time soon. [ laughter ] lol. Anyway, happy st. Patricks day. Dont forget to read a book today. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause steve wow, is he okay . [ light laughter ] jimmy guys, i read that two people in texas were just arrested for allegedly running an organized Scented Candle theft ring [ light laughter ] yeah, and like all candle related crimes, they called in john wick. [ light laughter ] steve oh jimmy and finally, three engineers broke a world record after they made a Paper Airplane that flew almost 300 feet [ cheers ] right now Spirit Airlines is like, ah, why didnt we think of paper . Eers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause jimmy thats the greatest. There is Nothing Better than surprising james with cue cards during the show, a live show thank you for being a good sport, james what a show we have for you tonight. I love this guy. Steve i love this guy. Jimmy hes unbelievable. Hes nominated for an Academy Award for his role in the whale, which is in theaters and on demand now. Brendan fraser is here tonight steve wow. [ cheers and applause jimmy hes a good man. Plus, the new season of his show, next in fashion, begins streaming tomorrow on netflix. Fashion expert of queer eyes fab five, tan france is joining us steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy and weve got great music from lizzy mcalpine, ladies and gentlemen steve whoa [ cheers and applause jimmy shes great. Ive been doing a lot of press for thats my jam. Thats my jam season two premieres tuesday. Ive been doing press. Ive been doing a lot of radio interviews and tv interviews and stuff like that. And this morning i was on one of our pals, elvis duran and the morning show. And i went on there i love him [ cheers and applause hi, danielle, hi, gandhi a great crew over there. And they wanted to play a game and they said, this is such a a dumb game that were playing. And i go, i love dumb games what is it . And its called, im thinking of a pasta. [ laughter ] thats the name of the game. And i go, okay. And so, the whole idea is elvis was just thinking of a pasta, and i had to guess so i thought i said, i want to take that game. I want to play it on the tonight show. he goes, youd be out of your mind to take that game. And i am out of my mind. So, here we go to play the game [ cheers and applause so, i want to play the game. Higgins, tariq, questlove, you want to play with me im gonna write down a pasta steve okay jimmy im thinking of a pasta, okay. Ehhuh, mmhuh, mmhuh mmhuh, mm steve wait a second. Jimmy i dont want to give anything away. All right. Now, here we go. Im thinking of a pasta. Questlove, what pasta oh, how bout this if you guess it right, everyone in the audience gets a pint of tonight dough ben and jerrys ice cream. [ cheers and applause im just saying. You want to let these people down [ cheers and applause come on, dude all right. Im thinking of a pasta. Steve man, thats a lot of pressure jimmy im thinking of a pasta. Here we go steve whoa questlove all right. And it falls on me to guess it jimmy well, we have you, tariq, and then higgins, yeah. But im thinking of a pasta. All right ill go easy ill say rigatoni. Steve ooh. Jimmy not true not good not good it is not rigatoni thank you very much. Come on, focus up. Tariq . [ light laughter ] i am thinking of a pasta tariq okay okay im gonna say fusilli. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] jimmy what are you talking about . Fusilli . You thought thats the pasta im tariq because youre silly i figured silly, fusilli all right. Whatever [ laughter ] jimmy im thinking of a pasta higgins, weve known each other for 25 years you are italian. Steve yes. Jimmy youve been to italy steve yes. Jimmy weve shared many a meal together. Im thinking of a pasta, and the audience is getting ice cream if you guess it [ cheers and applause higgins, im thinking of a a pasta. Steve im gonna say, since youve played this once before, you probably did a fancy one like fusilli and im going to say youre going to go, like, every day im going to say penne [ audience oohs jimmy penne [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause that was it penne [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause thats what i said penne. Everyones going home with some ice cream [ cheers and applause steve whoo jimmy i love you, elvis. All right, guys. It is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go [ cheers and applause Hashtag Hashtags jimmy we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and i ask you guys to respond to that topic. So since my show thats my jam is premiering next week, i went on twitter and sent out the hashtag thats my jam. And i asked you guys to send in some funny or weird things that you like to do, things that are your jam within minutes it was a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you for playing along [ cheers and applause now i thought id share some of my favorite thats my jam tweets from you guys here we go this first ones from 71meliwoe she says, rolling down the window and mooing at cows. [ cheers and applause i do that. Thats my jam. I do it too. Moo, moo, moo. [ light laughter ] this ones from jaco0721. Steve mm jimmy they say, acting like i cant hear anybody while wearing air pods with no music going. Thats my jam. [ cheers and applause this ones from explaurenaround she says, pretending i have a a limp when i get out of the elevator on the second floor. [ laughter and applause jimmy ones from ramandwildcat e sayshats my jam, ng a couple of ges and making a seven minute video of my cat sleeping. [ laughter ] steve what thats yjam . Immy thats their thfrom pilafrance0. Ays, ing tic bag ll of plastic bander the sin case ir need 10,000 bags. [ cheers and applause that is our jam. We all have that steve weve all got that jimmy this ones from djtheoldman he says, winning pretend arguments in the shower. Well, there. [ cheers and applause take the w a wins a win. [ applause ] this ones from ubiquitousbdog. They say, when my dog doesnt listen to me, i repeat it in spanish. [ laughter and applause speak speak. Habla. [ light laughter ] habla. Last one from notloggedin she says, dipping french fries in my milkshake. 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I watched the first few but slept halfway through. cause zach is boring as [ bleep [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] thats a good one, greg the truth is what thou speaketh [ laughter ] now delight us with your brilliant take on that which we call spring break [ laughter and applause jimmy spring break is here its that time of year a week full of fun and debauchery if you make a love connection, you best use protection. Or youll get a rash down in your decrotchery [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] thats a classic, greg you speaketh what the rest of us merely doth thinketh. [ laughter ] youre the real goat greatest of alltime topicaltalker now opine [ bleep [ laughter and applause now opine, if you will, about shamrock shakes [ laughter ] jimmy shamrock shake, shamrock shake, oh, how it quenches me thirst its green and bright but looks just like baby yoda got the squirts. [ cheers and applause you know it to be true, greg oh, how your words tickle the tongue with the titillating tales of tantalizingly torrid totally toads. Bravo, greg. Bravo, i say [ laughter ] bravo to you jimmy gilvin, gilvin, enough it is time for my final pearl. Ooh [ laughter ] the final, final the final pearl commence thy final pearl, greg oh, do one about the cocaine bear. Jimmy there once was a bear on cocaine the forest creatures thought him insane so, he quit coke right there, met smokey the bear, and lit up some sweet mary jane [ cheers and applause that was it that was it thats the one you did it, gr