Announcer tonight on late night with Seth Meyers Michael Keaton chat and music from haim an allnew closer look, featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight glad to hear it. Lets get to the news. President trump and former Vice President joe biden faced off in their second and final debate moderated by nbc News White House correspondent Kristen Welker or just as likely between President Trump and Kristen Welker and moderated by joe biden. All right, come on, guys. Thats right, the last president ial debate was held tonight. Now we filmed this before the debate so we dont know what happened we dont even know if it happened maybe trump walked out 15 minutes after it started and now hes promising to release the unaired footage of the rest of the debate. Maybe it was canceled because he tested positive for rickets. Truly, anything could be on the table, including trump ahead of tonights final president ial debate, organizers instituted a rule change, allowing for the candidates microphones to be muted. So im guessing President Trump spent the whole evening interrupting joe biden by semaphore. In a Washington Post oped published earlier this week, a member of the commission on president ial debates said that President Trumps attacks on his organization are, quote, just wrong. And even in the post, trump was able to interrupt. According to a new poll, 56 of voters do not believe that President Trump deserves a second term. Unfortunately, the other 44 want him to have a fourth. During a Campaign Appearance on monday, President Trumps daughter and white house advisor ivanka trump said shes teaching herself how to play guitar during the coronavirus pandemic. And somehow her guitar is still only the second worst thing she could bring to a party dont go in the kitchen yeah, she took out jared. Finally, the short Form Streaming Service quibi announced yesterday its shutting down after only six months, so i guess lets go ahead and make it official and that was a monologue you guys, we got a great show for you tonight. He is one of my alltime favorites, Michael Keaton will be here. His new film the trial of the chicago 7 is on netflix now and ill be talking to grammynominated band haim plus, theyll also perform a track for us off their new number one album women in music part three. But before we get to all that, the president spent the leadup to the second and final president ial debate whining about the moderator and releasing some deeply embarrassing footage of his interview with 60 minutes. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth with less than two weeks until the election, as the pandemic rages out of control and millions of americans suffer the pain of loss and economic hardship, the president of the United States has apparently decided to make his closing message, the tv lady was very mean to me. All week, hes been threatening to release his own footage of an interview with 60 minutes set to air this sunday, claiming the interview would somehow prove that the media is unfair to him. Well, today, he finally did it and its genuinely one of the most embarrassing, cringeinducing things ive ever seen on video. And im including the time that dude tried to jump into a frozen pool [ thudding ] ahh oh seth basically, what trump did today was the equivalent of posting that video, then claiming the pool was biased against him. You heard i was coming. I said, oohah for example, according to the footage released by the white house, 60 minutes correspondent lesley stahl asked trump if he was ready for tough questions, and trump immediately started whining. Are you ready for some tough questions . Youre gonna be fair. Im going to be fair . Just be fair. But last time i remember you saying to me, bring it on bring it on. No, im not looking for that. Im looking for fairness thats all youre gonna get fairness and ill give you some tough questions. Oh, no. Youre not okay with tough questions . Im going to be fair, you dont ask biden tough questions. Me . Uhhuh. I dont its terrible its terrible. Seth sorry thats your big gotcha, that video . You couldnt handle that rhetorical question . Its like a boxing ref asking if youre ready for a good, clean fight and responding, no, im gonna bite his ear, because im bad at boxing. What trump was apparently pissed about was the fact that stahl had the temerity to ask him simple followup questions about his brazen lies. For example, trump and the gop have gone out of their way recently to claim they dont want the Supreme Court to overturn obamacare and its protections for preexisting conditions which is absurd, since theyre the ones who brought the lawsuit. Then, in the 60 minutes interview, trump admitted he did want the court to strike down obamacare. And when stahl asked him how hed protect people with preexisting conditions, trump had no answer, even though hes had four years to come up with one. If the Supreme Court ends this, obamacare, um were going have to see what happens. Its got a ways to go. I mean, well see what happens i think i think it will end i think i hope that they end it. It will be so good if they end it what about the preexisting people with preexisting conditions . If the Supreme Court are protected will be totally protected. How theyll be protected, lesley. How i mean, the people with preexisting conditions are going to be protected. How as they are now how [ stuttering ] seth its very simple, lesley everyones gonna get a little plastic baggie in the mail with some loose hydroxychloroquine and a halfeaten stick of halls cough drops. He obviously has no plan and he has no intention of coming up with one either, because he doesnt care what happens to people with preexisting conditions and by the way, there are about 8 million more people with preexisting conditions now that trump let the coronavirus rage out of control he doesnt have a plan to protect people with preexisting conditions, he has a plan to give people preexisting conditions if he gets reelected, hell probably announce a new coronavirus plan called the everyone drink out of the same giant Cup Initiative 2020. Then later in the interview, stahl asked trump if he wanted to lock up the governor of michigan, gretchen whitmer, as well the bidens and president obama, and trump pretended to be aghast at that question, as though it were absurd. So you you dont want to lock up Governor Whitmer but you want to lock up when did i say, lock her up . I never said the bidens. You want to lock up obama. Wait a minute when did i say, lock her up . When did i say, lock up the governor . I didnt say, lock up the governor. All right i never said it, lesley i never said, lock up the governor. So you dont want to lock up the governor lesley, its such a vicious thing you just said. I never said, lock up the governor of michigan. I would never say that seth yeah, you did for one thing, you basically called for everyone to be locked up youre like a guy who gets thrown out of the strip club for eating out of the buffet with your bare hands. Hey, sir, you cant just fill your pockets with shrimp. How dare you throw me out, im a paying customer if anyone should be locked up, its you its everyone here its you, destiny. That champagne was flat. Youre not the only one who knows how to film things, you know we have cameras, too and theyve recorded you saying stuff like this. These people should be indicted this was the greatest political crime in the history of our country. And that includes obama and it includes biden now youve got to get your governor to open up your state, okay [ cheers and applause [ crowd chants ] lock lock em all up. Seth hes like robert durst except instead of accidentally confessing in a bathroom in private, he does it in a rally in public. What the hell did i say lock em all up, of course is this thing on are you people real . Is this a rally . In fact, its become very clear that as he lags in the polls, trump desperately wants to recreate the 2016 election by manufacturing a bogus a criminal investigation of his opponent. Hes repeatedly called for the bidens to be prosecuted and thrown in jail by fabricating some b. S. About the biden family that biden family, and others, but that biden family is corrupt. Its a corrupt family. [ cheers and applause and with me and my kids, let me tell you, my kids ill tell you something though and its very lock them up you should lock them up. Lock up the bidens lock up hillary. Its a criminal enterprise its a criminal enterprise hes like a vacuum cleaner the father goes through and the son comes in a vacuum cleaner. Millions of dollars pouring in seth what . Hes like a vacuum cleaner what are you talking about the only explanation for this terrible analogy is that trump was looking around the room and just saw a vacuum cleaner. And whos your source for this information, mr. President . His name is George George glass. Also, you dont get to call anyone else a vacuum cleaner when youre the one who sucks in air like a dirt devil. Whenever you give a speech, you sound like a roomba with a bad coke habit [ heavy breathing trump knows that thenfbi director, james comeys lastminute announcement about hillarys emails just eleven days before the 2016 election helped tank her campaign, and hes trying to fabricate a similar situation this time around trump has been very explicit about the fact that hes trying to bully his fbi director, Christopher Wray, and his attorney general, bill barr, to deliver an october surprise for him by opening a bogus investigation of the bidens before the election. Let me ask you, mr. President , address address Christopher Wray will you replace him in a second term well, i dont want to say that yet hes been disappointing. Will you be appointing a special prosecutor weve got to get the attorney general to act hes got to act and hes got to act fast hes got to appointment somebody this is major corruption, and this has to be known about before the election. Seth man, theyre really just trying to run the same play from 2016 all over again its like the jets bringing joe namath out of retirement to be their qb in 2020. Although, i guess it couldnt get much worse how are the knees, broadway joe i had em taken out trumps like a guy who uses the same pickup line on every woman he meets because it worked once back in 1990 excuse me, has anyone ever told you, you look like current supermodel, Kathy Ireland . And now we know from bombshell new reporting in the Washington Post last night that trump and his aides have been pressuring both wray and barr to announce an investigation into the bidens before the election, and threatening to fire both of them if they refuse the Washington Post reports President Trump is considering firing fbi director Christopher Wray after the election mr. Trump is reportedly frustrated that wray and attorney general william barr have not done what hed hoped, that includes not saying that democratic president ial candidate joe biden, his son hunter, or other Biden Associates are under investigation. Seth trumps like that friend in the group who still wears a leather bracelet and wants to get high and everybody else is like, dude, we have kids now. 7 keystone buckets at ohallihands bring tyler. Seth you know, its bad when even bill barr isnt going along with your corrupt scheme dude has played essential role in decades of right wing cover ups from from irancontra and the Mueller Report and was personally involved in the decision to tear gas Peaceful Protesters in Lafayette Park this is like if darth vader had refused to blow up alderaan. We promised we wouldnt a siths only as good as his word, guys was my helmet not on . Is that why i didnt do the classic voice . Also, how many times is trump gonna fire a fbi director and attorney general after pressuring them to do something corrupt . He already did this to comey and Jeff Sessions who, by the way, is also a monstrous ass [ bleep ]. Bill barr and the guy behind child separation arent corrupt enough for you, you need to do some soulsearching. Maybe trump should post on that reddit forum am i the ass [ bleep ] tldr, my evil henchmen wont go along with a corrupt scheme i cooked up to sabotage the election am i the ass [ bleep ] . Of course, it wont surprise you to learn that trump cant even explain what crime he thinks biden supposedly committed you might remember earlier this year when trump started using the term obamagate to describe a mysterious crime that supposedly involved barack obama, biden and clinton. Today, in the 60 minutes interview, he complained again that stahl wasnt covering obamagate, but when he was asked to explain what obamagate was a few months ago, he could not. Mr. President in one of your mothers day tweets, you appear to accuse president obama of the biggest political crime in american history, by far yeah. Those were your words what crime exactly are you accusing president obama of committing and do you believe the Justice Department should prosecute him . Obamagate. Its been going on for a long time its been going on from before i even got elected and its a disgrace that it happened and if you look at whats gone on, and if you look at, now, all of this information thats being released and from what i understand, thats only the beginning. Some terrible things happened and it should never be allowed to happen in our country again and youll be seeing whats going on over the next over the coming weeks, and i wish youd write honestly about it, but, unfortunately, you choose not to do so yeah, jon, please. What is the crime exactly that youre accusing him of . You know what the crime is. The crime is very obvious to everybody. All you have to do is read the newspapers, except yours seth my god, man, at least do some research before you lie. Do a Google Search for federal crimes and just pick one mr. President , whats obamagate . well, he illegally imported certain Agricultural Products without properly declaring them after a trip abroad. Thats bad class b misdemeanor with a possible sentence. Hold on. Four months in jail and a 10,000 fine so check mate, libs. Trump has been saying demand that biden be prosecuted is based on a flimsy report about hunter biden in the New York Post that even the posts own reporters refuse to put their names on whole thing is the brainchild of italian wile e. Coyote Rudy Giuliani, the same guy who we found out yesterday got duped by borat trumps personal attorney Rudy Giuliani is denying he did anything wrong in the new borat movie. His denial comes after word of a compromising and edited scene in the movie in which giuliani talks to a young, fake female reporter in a bedroom. Giuliani says he was adjusting his clothes after taking off a microphone seth i will say if rudy hadnt been tricked by a Sasha Baron Cohen character, i would have assumed he was a Sasha Baron Cohen character. I mean, he looks like a guy who either wears no make up or seven hours of make up i mean, thats either a weird old dude or a teenager working real hard to buy beer. Of course, this isnt the best prank ever pulled on rudy. The best prank is definitely still the time he looked at his wife and said, youre my cousin . Now, rudy claims he was just tucking in his shirt and honestly, who knows . Maybe he was hes one of those weird guys who does stuff like lie on a bed to tuck a shirt in, or keep half a tuna salad sandwich wrapped in a newspaper in his briefcase im sure his supers had to come up to his apartment to pull cigar butts out of his shower drain. So thats the guy. Thats the guy right there, asking us to believe joe biden is somehow a criminal. The reason they have to go to these absurd lengths is simple, nothing else is working. For example, tonight was the second and final president ial debate now we taped this in the afternoon so i have no idea how it went. But im willing to guess it wasnt a home run for trump considering that his last performance at the last debate was so bad, the Debate Commission had to add a rule allowing them to mute the candidates mics im guessing trump made a lot of faces and flapped his arms around like i do when i cant get the wifi to connect. Or he ran over to bidens mic and did the whole debate, springsteen and little stevenstyle. I will make one prediction in the hours before the mute button debate it wont work. I get that you had to try something but donald trump will still be there you could be the best ballroom dancer in the world but if your partner is a moose on roller skates, its not going to work personally, i think they should have just put trump in a sound proof plexiglass booth hed just be standing their screaming for 90 minutes like a contestant on a japanese game show or better yet, make it like one of those money booths. Judging from his tax returns, he needs the cash mr. President , this question is for you. Quiet, quiet. I thought i saw a 20 in there. Im also willing to predict he didnt knock it out of the park at the debate. For one thing, when he was asked earlier this week what he was doing to prepare, he basically said he wasnt what am i doing to prepare . Im doing this ive done very well in debates and you know, you do what you do you just do wha