Announcer tonight on late night with Seth Meyers Michael Keaton chat and music from haim an allnew closer look, featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight glad to hear it. Lets get to the news. President trump and former Vice President joe biden faced off in their second and final debate moderated by nbc News White House correspondent Kristen Welker or just as likely between President Trump and Kristen Welker and moderated by joe biden. All right, come on, guys. Thats right, the last president ial debate was held tonight. Now we filmed this before the debate so we dont know what happened we dont even know if it happened maybe trump walked out 15 minutes after it started and now hes promising to release the unaired footage of the rest of the debate. Maybe it was canceled because he tested positive for rickets. Truly, anything could be on the table, including trump ahead of tonights final president ial debate, organizers instituted a rule change, allowing for the candidates microphones to be muted. So im guessing President Trump spent the whole evening interrupting joe biden by semaphore. In a Washington Post oped published earlier this week, a member of the commission on president ial debates said that President Trumps attacks on his organization are, quote, just wrong. And even in the post, trump was able to interrupt. According to a new poll, 56 of voters do not believe that President Trump deserves a second term. Unfortunately, the other 44 want him to have a fourth. During a Campaign Appearance on monday, President Trumps daughter and white house advisor ivanka trump said shes teaching herself how to play guitar during the coronavirus pandemic. And somehow her guitar is still only the second worst thing she could bring to a party dont go in the kitchen yeah, she took out jared. Finally, the short Form Streaming Service quibi announced yesterday its shutting down after only six months, so i guess lets go ahead and make it official and that was a monologue you guys, we got a great show for you tonight. He is one of my alltime favorites, Michael Keaton will be here. His new film the trial of the chicago 7 is on netflix now and ill be talking to grammynominated band haim plus, theyll also perform a track for us off their new number one album women in music part three. But before we get to all that, the president spent the leadup to the second and final president ial debate whining about the moderator and releasing some deeply embarrassing footage of his interview with 60 minutes. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth with less than two weeks until the election, as the pandemic rages out of control and millions of americans suffer the pain of loss and economic hardship, the president of the United States has apparently decided to make his closing message, the tv lady was very mean to me. All week, hes been threatening to release his own footage of an interview with 60 minutes set to air this sunday, claiming the interview would somehow prove that the media is unfair to him. Well, today, he finally did it and its genuinely one of the most embarrassing, cringeinducing things ive ever seen on video. And im including the time that dude tried to jump into a frozen pool [ thudding ] ahh oh seth basically, what trump did today was the equivalent of posting that video, then claiming the pool was biased against him. You heard i was coming. I said, oohah for example, according to the footage released by the white house, 60 minutes correspondent lesley stahl asked trump if he was ready for tough questions, and trump immediately started whining. Are you ready for some tough questions . Youre gonna be fair. Im going to be fair . Just be fair. But last time i remember you saying to me, bring it on bring it on. No, im not looking for that. Im looking for fairness thats all youre gonna get fairness and ill give you some tough questions. Oh, no. Youre not okay with tough questions . Im going to be fair, you dont ask biden tough questions. Me . Uhhuh. I dont its terrible its terrible. Seth sorry thats your big gotcha, that video . You couldnt handle that rhetorical question . Its like a boxing ref asking if youre ready for a good, clean fight and responding, no, im gonna bite his ear, because im bad at boxing. What trump was apparently pissed about was the fact that stahl had the temerity to ask him simple followup questions about his brazen lies. For example, trump and the gop have gone out of their way recently to claim they dont want the Supreme Court to overturn obamacare and its protections for preexisting conditions which is absurd, since theyre the ones who brought the lawsuit. Then, in the 60 minutes interview, trump admitted he did want the court to strike down obamacare. And when stahl asked him how hed protect people with preexisting conditions, trump had no answer, even though hes had four years to come up with one. If the Supreme Court ends this, obamacare, um were going have to see what happens. Its got a ways to go. I mean, well see what happens i think i think it will end i think i hope that they end it. It will be so good if they end it what about the preexisting people with preexisting conditions . If the Supreme Court are protected will be totally protected. How theyll be protected, lesley. How i mean, the people with preexisting conditions are going to be protected. How as they are now how [ stuttering ] seth its very simple, lesley everyones gonna get a little plastic baggie in the mail with some loose hydroxychloroquine and a halfeaten stick of halls cough drops. He obviously has no plan and he has no intention of coming up with one either, because he doesnt care what happens to people with preexisting conditions and by the way, there are about 8 million more people with preexisting conditions now that trump let the coronavirus rage out of control he doesnt have a plan to protect people with preexisting conditions, he has a plan to give people preexisting conditions if he gets reelected, hell probably announce a new coronavirus plan called the everyone drink out of the same giant Cup Initiative 2020. Then later in the interview, stahl asked trump if he wanted to lock up the governor of michigan, gretchen whitmer, as well the bidens and president obama, and trump pretended to be aghast at that question, as though it were absurd. So you you dont want to lock up Governor Whitmer but you want to lock up when did i say, lock her up . I never said the bidens. You want to lock up obama. Wait a minute when did i say, lock her up . When did i say, lock up the governor . I didnt say, lock up the governor. All right i never said it, lesley i never said, lock up the governor. So you dont want to lock up the governor lesley, its such a vicious thing you just said. I never said, lock up the governor of michigan. I would never say that seth yeah, you did for one thing, you basically called for everyone to be locked up youre like a guy who gets thrown out of the strip club for eating out of the buffet with your bare hands. Hey, sir, you cant just fill your pockets with shrimp. How dare you throw me out, im a paying customer if anyone should be locked up, its you its everyone here its you, destiny. That champagne was flat. Youre not the only one who knows how to film things, you know we have cameras, too and theyve recorded you saying stuff like this. These people should be indicted this was the greatest political crime in the history of our country. And that includes obama and it includes biden now youve got to get your governor to open up your state, okay [ cheers and applause [ crowd chants ] lock lock em all up. Seth hes like robert durst except instead of accidentally confessing in a bathroom in private, he does it in a rally in public. What the hell did i say lock em all up, of course is this thing on are you people real . Is this a rally . In fact, its become very clear that as he lags in the polls, trump desperately wants to recreate the 2016 election by manufacturing a bogus a criminal investigation of his opponent. Hes repeatedly called for the bidens to be prosecuted and thrown in jail by fabricating some b. S. About the biden family that biden family, and others, but that biden family is corrupt. Its a corrupt family. [ cheers and applause and with me and my kids, let me tell you, my kids ill tell you something though and its very lock them up you should lock them up. Lock up the bidens lock up hillary. Its a criminal enterprise its a criminal enterprise hes like a vacuum cleaner the father goes through and the son comes in a vacuum cleaner. Millions of dollars pouring in seth what . Hes like a vacuum cleaner what are you talking about the only explanation for this terrible analogy is that trump was looking around the room and just saw a vacuum cleaner. And whos your source for this information, mr. President . His name is George George glass. Also, you dont get to call anyone else a vacuum cleaner when youre the one who sucks in air like a dirt devil. Whenever you give a speech, you sound like a roomba with a bad coke habit [ heavy breathing trump knows that thenfbi director, james comeys lastminute announcement about hillarys emails just eleven days before the 2016 election helped tank her campaign, and hes trying to fabricate a similar situation this time around trump has been very explicit about the fact that hes trying to bully his fbi director, Christopher Wray, and his attorney general, bill barr, to deliver an october surprise for him by opening a bogus investigation of the bidens before the election. Let me ask you, mr. President , address address Christopher Wray will you replace him in a second term well, i dont want to say that yet hes been disappointing. Will you be appointing a special prosecutor weve got to get the attorney general to act hes got to act and hes got to act fast hes got to appointment somebody this is major corruption, and this has to be known about before the election. Seth man, theyre really just trying to run the same play from 2016 all over again its like the jets bringing joe namath out of retirement to be their qb in 2020. Although, i guess it couldnt get much worse how are the knees, broadway joe i had em taken out trumps like a guy who uses the same pickup line on every woman he meets because it worked once back in 1990 excuse me, has anyone ever told you, you look like current supermodel, Kathy Ireland . And now we know from bombshell new reporting in the Washington Post last night that trump and his aides have been pressuring both wray and barr to announce an investigation into the bidens before the election, and threatening to fire both of them if they refuse the Washington Post reports President Trump is considering firing fbi director Christopher Wray after the election mr. Trump is reportedly frustrated that wray and attorney general william barr have not done what hed hoped, that includes not saying that democratic president ial candidate joe biden, his son hunter, or other Biden Associates are under investigation. Seth trumps like that friend in the group who still wears a leather bracelet and wants to get high and everybody else is like, dude, we have kids now. 7 keystone buckets at ohallihands bring tyler. Seth you know, its bad when even bill barr isnt going along with your corrupt scheme dude has played essential role in decades of right wing cover ups from from irancontra and the Mueller Report and was personally involved in the decision to tear gas Peaceful Protesters in Lafayette Park this is like if darth vader had refused to blow up alderaan. We promised we wouldnt a siths only as good as his word, guys was my helmet not on . Is that why i didnt do the classic voice . Also, how many times is trump gonna fire a fbi director and attorney general after pressuring them to do something corrupt . He already did this to comey and Jeff Sessions who, by the way, is also a monstrous ass [ bleep ]. Bill barr and the guy behind child separation arent corrupt enough for you, you need to do some soulsearching. Maybe trump should post on that reddit forum am i the ass [ bleep ] tldr, my evil henchmen wont go along with a corrupt scheme i cooked up to sabotage the election am i the ass [ bleep ] . Of course, it wont surprise you to learn that trump cant even explain what crime he thinks biden supposedly committed you might remember earlier this year when trump started using the term obamagate to describe a mysterious crime that supposedly involved barack obama, biden and clinton. Today, in the 60 minutes interview, he complained again that stahl wasnt covering obamagate, but when he was asked to explain what obamagate was a few months ago, he could not. Mr. President in one of your mothers day tweets, you appear to accuse president obama of the biggest political crime in american history, by far yeah. Those were your words what crime exactly are you accusing president obama of committing and do you believe the Justice Department should prosecute him . Obamagate. Its been going on for a long time its been going on from before i even got elected and its a disgrace that it happened and if you look at whats gone on, and if you look at, now, all of this information thats being released and from what i understand, thats only the beginning. Some terrible things happened and it should never be allowed to happen in our country again and youll be seeing whats going on over the next over the coming weeks, and i wish youd write honestly about it, but, unfortunately, you choose not to do so yeah, jon, please. What is the crime exactly that youre accusing him of . You know what the crime is. The crime is very obvious to everybody. All you have to do is read the newspapers, except yours seth my god, man, at least do some research before you lie. Do a Google Search for federal crimes and just pick one mr. President , whats obamagate . well, he illegally imported certain Agricultural Products without properly declaring them after a trip abroad. Thats bad class b misdemeanor with a possible sentence. Hold on. Four months in jail and a 10,000 fine so check mate, libs. Trump has been saying demand that biden be prosecuted is based on a flimsy report about hunter biden in the New York Post that even the posts own reporters refuse to put their names on whole thing is the brainchild of italian wile e. Coyote Rudy Giuliani, the same guy who we found out yesterday got duped by borat trumps personal attorney Rudy Giuliani is denying he did anything wrong in the new borat movie. His denial comes after word of a compromising and edited scene in the movie in which giuliani talks to a young, fake female reporter in a bedroom. Giuliani says he was adjusting his clothes after taking off a microphone seth i will say if rudy hadnt been tricked by a Sasha Baron Cohen character, i would have assumed he was a Sasha Baron Cohen character. I mean, he looks like a guy who either wears no make up or seven hours of make up i mean, thats either a weird old dude or a teenager working real hard to buy beer. Of course, this isnt the best prank ever pulled on rudy. The best prank is definitely still the time he looked at his wife and said, youre my cousin . Now, rudy claims he was just tucking in his shirt and honestly, who knows . Maybe he was hes one of those weird guys who does stuff like lie on a bed to tuck a shirt in, or keep half a tuna salad sandwich wrapped in a newspaper in his briefcase im sure his supers had to come up to his apartment to pull cigar butts out of his shower drain. So thats the guy. Thats the guy right there, asking us to believe joe biden is somehow a criminal. The reason they have to go to these absurd lengths is simple, nothing else is working. For example, tonight was the second and final president ial debate now we taped this in the afternoon so i have no idea how it went. But im willing to guess it wasnt a home run for trump considering that his last performance at the last debate was so bad, the Debate Commission had to add a rule allowing them to mute the candidates mics im guessing trump made a lot of faces and flapped his arms around like i do when i cant get the wifi to connect. Or he ran over to bidens mic and did the whole debate, springsteen and little stevenstyle. I will make one prediction in the hours before the mute button debate it wont work. I get that you had to try something but donald trump will still be there you could be the best ballroom dancer in the world but if your partner is a moose on roller skates, its not going to work personally, i think they should have just put trump in a sound proof plexiglass booth hed just be standing their screaming for 90 minutes like a contestant on a japanese game show or better yet, make it like one of those money booths. Judging from his tax returns, he needs the cash mr. President , this question is for you. Quiet, quiet. I thought i saw a 20 in there. Im also willing to predict he didnt knock it out of the park at the debate. For one thing, when he was asked earlier this week what he was doing to prepare, he basically said he wasnt what am i doing to prepare . Im doing this ive done very well in debates and you know, you do what you do you just do what you do. Seth you just do what you do i think i saw that on a river rock at target trump spent less time prepping and more time whining about the moderator, nbcs Kristen Welker. And generally speaking, if youre spending all your time in the leadup to the debate complaining about the moderator, probably means youre not expecting a great performance. And yet thats exactly what trump and his allies on fox were doing, whining that welker was some sort of secret liberal out to get him the fact that Kristen Welker is, you know, a dyedinthe wool, radicalleft democrat or whatever she is. Ive known her for a long time shes extraordinarily unfair and this moderator, whose democrat whose parents are democratic donators, who was a registered democrat before, who has the most hostile questions possible to kayleigh mcenany, or whoever the press secretary is, and the president , how does she get picked to be the moderator at this debate its incredible. Seth donaters . Pretty sure the word is donors im an organ donator trying to give my brain away, but no one will take it. [ laughter ] this is all such phony outrage you guys werent even happy when someone from your own network moderated the debate the only way these petulant babies would have been satisfied is if trump was allowed to talk to a mirror for 90 minutes and then we get three whole news cycles about how unfair the mirror was that was one of those mirrors they put in gyms to make you feel fat so you keep coming back it wasnt his fault. The president has been very clear that he wants to prosecute and imprison his political opponents in order to stay in power. Hes actively trying to make it happen right now by bullying Law Enforcement officials and manufacturing a Smear Campaign against the bidens hes looking for dirt wherever he can find it i guess you could say. Hes like a vacuum cleaner. Seth this has been a closer look. 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All this week, weve had an incredible drummer sitting in with the 8g band hes currently playing with rock legend, styx and his solo album, last flight home is available. For more information, be sure to check him out on instagram Todd Sucherman is here thank you for a great week, todd our first guest tonight is an Academy Awardnominated actor you know from films like batman, birdman and spotlight. You can see him in the trial of the chicago 7, which is available on netflix now lets take a look. Hey, bill ramsey clark pleased to meet you sir this is Leonard Weinglass mr. Weinglass and tom hayden. Oh, i know who tom hayden is. The fbi used to work for me. Those two men are senior deputies with the Justice Department thats mr. And mr. Ackerman well, i dont know why these men are here i invited them. You invited them . I want the appearance of impropriety. There isnt any impropriety and now there are witnesses to that. Seth please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, Michael Keaton how are you, michael hey, man. How are you doing . Seth im good. You know, its before we start, just be fair [ laughter ] seth okay. You know what . Im glad you said that you know what . Because these were going to be real tough ones. [ laughter ] round the corner, round the corner and be fair sorry, i have this on. I just went out for a minute look at this i want to show you something seth great, i cant wait speaking of being fair, can you see that seth yeah, look at that. Yeah, but look at you, speaking wait how do i do this seth the other way, the other way. What are you trying to show me im trying to say look at you, speaking of being fair, youre trying to hypnotize me. Look, looking at you, man. [ laughter ] some kind of a spock hand gesture. Seth its been really i should say, its a great disadvantage, because im having no luck hypnotizing over zoom, nothing. Man, tuna fish, half a tuna fish salad sandwich in the briefcase. Oh, man, thats funny. Oh, man, thats good thats strong. Seth thank you, michael. This is hard to do by the way, can i say this . Seth yeah. This is hard to do look at those hands, by the way. Thats just way too much in the afternoon it feels funny it feels like this show should be at night. Seth i know. So i had to get some coffee to kind of wake up a little bit. Seth i mean, youre coming off as a guy who is fully awake. Oh, good. [ laughter ] oh, good good thats thats the standard. Seth um, hey, i want to talk about this barista barista seth yeah, yeah, thats it so i went and she was yeah, i was wearing this and im very cautious out there, so i ventured out to get some coffee and she was really perky, like, way too perky for me and really loud when she took my order. And there was a plexiglass thing in the front and everything. She was nice enough, but she kept going hi like hi and she kept saying, whats your name . Whats your name . Kind of like one of santas helpers would say it you know, whats your name . And it freaked and im kind of when im out there, im very you could just see like the covid splashing against [ laughter ] just hitting the plexiglass. You just want to walk out. Anyway, it made me very, very nervous. But, you know what were good because weve got scott atlas on top of it seth thats true everything is such a delight is that not the greatest name does that not sound like the only thing better than scott atlas would have been like, johnny atlas but scott atlas sounds like a teen star from the 80s, doesnt he seth yeah, its like they gave trump a list of doctors and he just picked the name that sounded like the coolestlooking dude yeah. Hi, im scott hey, gang, im scott atlas ill be at the fairhaven mall next week promoting my new album. [ laughter ] seth oh, my god. The girls are going crazy for scott atlas. Theyre lined around the block hey, this this movie is so great. And its an aaron sorkin script. Yep seth and i have to imagine as an actor, there are just certain writers where its just a delight to do their dialogue and not only do you get to do sorkin dialogue, you get to do sorkin court dialogue, which is maybe yeah. Seth maybe his highest thats right. Seth tier. Thats right. Thats right that is thats a bump up. And, you know, nobody else does it if you watch first of all, this cast in this movie in this movie is so good. But but if you noticed, thats exactly right when you get in the courtroom or anything like that, it actually bumps up when you watch this movie and what he does is, youll be right in the long stretch of traumatic tension, film scene. And he will just drop a gem of a joke, a gem of a funny line and kind of, you know, boop, lifts everything up. He was really fun to work with its a really, really terrific movie, i think seth i do want to because again theres this scene in the courtroom. As an actor, like, is it thrilling or intimidating . I mean, just the people that are watching you do your thing, like, franklin langella, Joseph Gordonlevitt yeah. Seth mark rylance, sacha baron cohen, jeremy strong. I know im leaving people out. Eddie redmayne. Seth does it make more fun or even after doing this a long time youre like, oh, theres some real alisters here . You know, absolutely. Thats a great question. Absolutely, it makes it more fun now. You want to be in that its like playing pickup basketball you know when you say, yeah, ill go down to the park and play a little bit. But the whole rhythm of everything, when everybody is so much better or so good around you. The only thing that happened when i did the first batman, was i was very i was pretty nervous and selfconscious about being with jack. Seth sure, sure. Because hes so strong on film, you know and it ended up just being great, you know. Just being great we became pals and everything. But yeah, thats a good question it felt pretty good actually seth do you think when you think back to batman, and you saying that, of course that makes sense. Do you think Jack Nicholson then and throughout his career, at certainly at that point of his career, do you think he was aware that people would be, you know, intimidated to work with him . Did he have to go out of his way to be disarming . Thats you know, i dont know i dont know that ive ever thought of it like that. Thats a great thats a great question i would say, yeah, he probably he probably was pretty aware of his power. He was so he had so much power on screen, you know, has but it was just cool you know, he made everybody feel really, really relaxed you know someday in private ill tell you how he would greet the crew in the morning. I certainly cant do it on national television. [ laughter ] hey, by the way, your pops name is larry, right . Seth yeah, larry hey, larry. Seth there we go now im glad were gonna finish with this. Theyre back, baby. Seth hell be very happy 50. Weve got the 50 steelers against, i think i guess, the 50 titans yeah, the seth how are you feeling about the steelers this season great so far. Seth yeah. I mean, this is this was fun so far well see. But, you know, im a fan of all those all those teams pittsburgh seth and i know youve been tweeting a lot about pennsylvania politics. Yeah. Seth and, you know, we were mentioning obama was there yesterday. Yeah. Seth you were politically engaged as a kid thanks to your parents. Your dad everybody is talking about having a plan for voting your dad gave you a very specific plan when you were voting yes, yes. My dad was commissioner for a while. He was very involved locally you know, hes a working mans democrat and it was so it was always in my consciousness. And just to show you how important it is to vote, i grew up between two kind of tough little mill towns, you know, coraopolis and mckees rocks, and but in the center it was rural. We were kind of country kids so it was small. The population was small in the township and my dad, when it became legal to vote at 18, i could not wait to vote. But my dad told us how to vote he said, okay, nows heres who you vote for in the election today. So so i go, okay. And i he told me. And i went, all right, that all sounds reasonable. So i go to polls no line or anything. This was a smaller town. I go, check, check, check, check. And then it comes to i dont remember who it was, water commissioner or something. I go, who did he say to vote for . I cant remember ill just leave that blank so i go tell my sister, pam, i go, hey, pam, who was i supposed to vote for, because i couldnt remember . And she told me. And i went my hand to god, this is the truth. Were sitting at the dinner table. And theres conversation and my dad goes, how about ill say mary smith i dont remember how about mary smith losing by one vote like that like [ bleep i swear to god i look across the table at my sister and she just puts her head down. So vote. Seth well, that is a good reminder for everybody to have a plan on election day, because we all fall apart hey, man. Seth there we go its upside down oh its a sign. Seth michael Michael Keaton tells you to etov thats code thats code for something. Seth oh, gotcha. Im sorry. I didnt realize hey, thanks for being here, buddy. I really hope next time in person thanks man. Seth you can tell me what Jack Nicholson said. That is Michael Keaton i will. Seth the trial of the chicago 7 is available on netflix now. And well be right back with haim [sfx typing sound] [sfx typing sound] [sfx typing sound] [sfx typing sound] so come december, hell get to be holiday shane. A. K. A. Cool uncle shane. He gives the best gifts, and hes got a lizard. 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You did, which is saving our lives. [ laughter ] i dont i feel like we were radiating very Nervous Energy, obviously, playing snl is the best feeling in the world but also very terrifying and i think after our first song, you could kind of feel our Nervous Energy and you were just like, you need this. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth my memory is like i would like to say that i remember that you guys were like, do you have any alcohol as opposed to me like showing up in the bands room being like, you ladies need a drink . [ laughter ] i was talking with our friend in common andy samberg today about how great this album is. Ahh aw. Seth and this is this is actually a photograph, the cover of the album, taken in canters deli which is has a part of your history, canters yeah. Yeah. We we had a band with our mom and dad for like 15 years before we were ever just haim. So we kicked our parents out of the band and then started haim before that, we were called rockin haim no g apostrophe. And our first our first gig was at the kibitz room which is like the club thats attached to canters. Its really its actually just a bar with like a stage thats the size of like my coffee table and we we ended up playing there. And, you know, i think we did we just played covers. I think i dont think canters knew that we were a family band i think i was five or six when we did it. Yeah, cause i was 11 so mom and dad definitely didnt disclose like my kids yeah. Seth thats fantastic. My kids will be in the band and so and yeah so we played we had one heckler that didnt believe that we were actually playing and that it was seth and what were and then, you know, you guys are obviously, youre from l. A. And there are venues there and you have friends who are in bands. But what were the sort of bands you guys were opening for in your early days . We opened up for every single band that would let us play. We didnt care what band it was. If they gave us like even if it was ten minutes, we would play but i think the best show that we played, we played at the troubadour and we opened up for a harry potter band. [ light laughter ] and they were headlining and we were first of three seth what is so we played at 7 00. Seth a harry potter band are the songs did they dress like harry potter or they yep seth write songs yeah, harry potter theme songs. Seth oh, wow and the crowd was also showing up in harry potter costumes and i dont think that they liked us at all. We were there were there were a lot of sexy hermione costumes yeah. In the audience it wasnt just one harry potter band, though. It was like multiple harry like, after we did after we opened for the remus lupins, it was like harry and the potters called [ laughter ] seth what was maybe they thought seth the first one called . That haim stands for like a spell. Seth right maybe thats how we got in the circuit. They like, oh, a haim spell. [ laughter ] we could get haim to open up for us they love harry potter obviously. 2009 was a crazy time in haim world. Yeah. Seth yeah. People, theres going to be a documentary about how the whole sunset strip was harry potter bands back in 2009 it kind of was. Seth guys, im very first of all, its really lucky to have bands who do this incredible work of putting together, obviously, if you were here, you would do the song right here you have this incredible song were going to show. And youve got an incredible cameo. I dont know, i mean, i guess we should say who the cameo is so you could talk about how you got them to agree to be into it. So you guys you guys well seth drop the big news well, the song that were doing is 3 am. And on record, it starts with kind of a voicemail, if you will, of someone calling, you know, at 3 00 a. M. And basically, you know, its a booty call, right . Seth sure. So we needed we needed someone to do this cameo that had game seth absolutely. And even when we were recording the record, we held auditions. So we thought this would be different. So a couple of the names, you know, tom hardy. Seth very good we didnt hear back didnt hear back. Didnt hear back. Seth hes a mumbler. Hes a mumbler youre fine. Yeah. Benedict cumberbatch seth very good didnt hear back. Didnt hear back. Didnt hear back. No. No again, like oh, and i should also say we wanted it to be someone british because we wanted it to be similar to the way that it was on record. Seth sure and you didnt want to hurt my feelings because you never called [ laughter ] well, that was we were saying that. Were like, should we just have gotten seth to do this . Seth so alright, give them the big news cause i feel like you hit a home run so in the end, the person who won the part was Robert Pattinson seth i mean, congratulations, you guys. He has so much game congratulations to Robert Pattinson really. Seth yeah, thats true but Robert Pattinson, and let me just say this, one of my favorite guests on this show someone that i you know, early in his career, i maybe underestimated, as thinking he was, you know, sexy vampire. Makes as cool a choices as any actor working today, and this oh, hes the best seth is maybe the coolest one he has ever made hes the best hes like we love him he really did us a solid by doing this and we hope everyone likes it seth well, you guys, i feel like we should get to it so the world can see it and its just been so lovely to talk to you guys thank you for doing a song as well women in music, part iii is so good its available now haim will be performing a song off the album when we come back. Let the gifting start with kohls lowest prices of the season prices so low no coupons needed get tops for her 7. 99. Shoes for the family 29. 99 and under. And save on toastmaster plus, get kohls cash. Plus, free store pickup. Its the lowest prices of the season. 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Seth performing 3am off their criticallyacclaimed number one album, women in music, part iii, this is haim [ phone ringing your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system hey whats up . Im just calling to see if youre still up but went straight to voicemail. Thats too bad if youre up or whatever, you know where to find me. Goodbye. Now youre calling 3 am my head is spinnin pushed off the sheets from my bed cause the phon keeps ringin all i keep thinking is have i lost my mind but im picking u for the last tim either way im gonna los but i just wanna give give give i cant stop starin at i i just cant resis im floatin awa floatin away im floatin away floatin awa im floatin awa keep floatin away floatin away keep floatin away now youre calling 3 a my head is spinning pushed off the sheets from my be cause the phone keeps ringing all i keep thinking i have i lost my min but im picking up for the last time you and i dont have to meet but its fun to think we could could on the screen and in my jean just make me feel feel good good im floatin away keep floatin away floatin awa floatin away im floatin away keep floatin away floatin awa keep floatin away now youre calling 3 am my head is spinnin pushed off the sheet from my bed cause the phon keeps ringin all i keep thinking is have i lost my mind but im picking u for the last time its 3 am now youre calling 3 am hey, whats up . 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