Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests jessica alba jack huston. Musical guest keith urban. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you hi, everyone hello thank you so much and welcome to the tonight show, everybody. A big story just came out about something the Trump Administration decided to do or really not to do about the virus back in april. Watch this theres new reporting in the Washington Post that the administration had a plan back in april to send 650 Million Masks by mail but the post reports the plan was scrapped because there were fears in the administration it might cause a panic. Jimmy when the news broke trump was like, see, there was a plan, i just blocked it. Yeah, trump nixed the plan even worse, it was after don jr. Had already licked 2 million envelopes. Are you kidding me . The worst part was when they told trump the plan, his first comment was lets email the masks, it will be faster. Trump decided he didnt want to create panic back in april i knew there wasnt that panic when i saw my neighbor walk to the mailbox each day with a jock strap on his face starting this weekend theyre banning tiktok from the app store. They had wilbur ross make the announcement lets see how that went. As to tiktok, the only real change as of sunday night is we wont have access to improved apps, updated apps, but the basic tiktok will stay in tact until november 12th. Jimmy if you hate your job, think about the staffer who had to explain tiktok to wilbur ross is he okay wilbur ross is what happens to your phone when you ignore the updates. Until today wilbur ross thought tiktok was his pacemaker im pretty sure if you zoom out you see jeff dunhams hand up his back the government says china is using tiktok to steal your Data Americas like we already gave it to facebook, instagram, twitter, alexa, apple watch, ring doorbell, the face watch app. Is there anything else we need to hear from wilbur ross in connection with executive orders 13942 and 13943 dealing respectively with tiktok and what . That was real . Jimmy yeah i think the Postal Service should half a billion send masks to him in wilburs defense, he would have coughed into his elbow but he wouldnt have had 45 minutes to lift it ooh [ coughing ] jimmy what was that . I think he just coughed up a a piece of taffy he ate during the civil war. Today trumps Commerce Department issued an order saying that new downloads of the tiktok app will be banned in the u. S. Starting this sunday tariq wait really jimmy i mean, tiktok might file an injunction but, yeah tariq you want to have one last tiktok talk jimmy sure quest, can we get a beat tariq no, im good jimmy last night trump held a Campaign Rally in wisconsin. At one point he tried appealing to Dairy Farmers by talking about milk but he went a little overboard. Watch this they have something called specialty milk its a small little grouping of milk, specialty milk and that really got me going, the little specialty milk. But it was all because of specialty milk [ light laughter ] jimmy if trump had said milk three more times, mike pence would have suddenly appeared even Dairy Farmers are like what the hell is he talking about, specialty milk . Meanwhile joe biden is busy on the campaign trail last night on cnn he did an outdoor drivein town hall pretty unique. People in the audience sat on their car hoods. Heres what it looked like trump was jealous. He was like, im going to have a drivein rally but it will be indoors. Engines on. It was a good setting for biden. Any time he was about to mess up, staffers would lay on the horn i miss the good ol days when you could call a guy [ horn blaring ] i saw a new bronze statue of First Lady Melania Trump was unveiled in slovenia this week lets see how that turned out. [ laughter ] jimmy people were like, wow, they captured her emotions perfectly. Is that real . Jimmy real no. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] you might not think its very realistic but that statue has been having dinner with trump for the last six months. Youre chattier than usual. Finally a dentist in alaska was just sentenced to prison for fraud and malpractice. There was one crime he committed that stands out. Watch this a dentist who went viral for riding a hoverboard while pulling a patients tooth has been sentenced to 12 years in prison jimmy the dentist is furious because the heart surgeon on a segway only got ten years. The judge issued the sentenced and then said bailiff, glide him away. We have great show for you tonight. She stars in the show l. A. s finest. Jessica alba is here were going to have a tick tock danceoff with jessica alba. Plus his new film antebellum is available on demand now jack huston is here. And great we got great music from one of the Biggest Country stars in the world keith urban is here tonight. But first give it up for the roots, everybody jimmy hey, everyone. It is the end of the week. Thats when i usual check in with personal stuff. I was wondering if i could write out a couple thank you notes right now if thats okay with you guys. [ applause ] james, could i get some thank you note writing music, please thank you. You know you gave a little ring on that little thank you, sonys new playstation 5, or as i call you, the reverse oreo. I love when you can hear me lick the envelope. [ laughter ] makes you feel good. Wakes you up a little bit. Thank you, new apple watch, for being able to measure blood oxygen levels. Its great info to have right after i get a notification that grub hub is here with my cheese steak. [ light laughter ] thank you, joe bidens cnn town hall drivein for inspiring people with your message of unity, and really confusing one family who thought they were there to see scoob. Spot on jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] spot on [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, president obamas new memoir, for being 768 pages long although, to be fair, 600 of those pages are just uhh. [ laughter ] that was for you that was for you, barack ahh, jimmy [ light laughter ] thank you, easy mac, for being there for those of us who cant quite handle difficult mac [ light laughter ] 82 ingredients what the heck kind of macaroni and cheese is this [ laughter ] well, first i guess i got to grate the cheese, put it in the dehumidifier and dry it. Then i put it in the cuisinart and pulverize it into said powder and then i have to [ light laughter ] thank you, smirks, for letting me know which members of a zoom meeting are dming each other. [ light laughter ] thats a thinker, man. I started with a stinker and ended with a thinker yup jimmy thank you, shopping for a mattress, for being a great way to show strangers the weird positions you sleep in let me try this thing out. Are you a fetal position dude . Tariq im like i guess a a grass hopper position. Jimmy like a praying mantis tariq kind of. I use my arm as like a pillow but then i take this arm and i sort of go like this jimmy wheres the pillow tariq my arm is the pillow jimmy no pillow . Or sometimes the pillow would be underneath this arm jimmy i started doing full on like that tariq thats just come on man jimmy like water slide a water slide to sleep during the night ill wake up and sometimes ill do the plunge, full face down nancy doesnt like it. One arm will go in you know you know, my backs all screwed you. Michelle sleeps with one leg up but it never stays up if i wake up and her leg is up, then im kept awake by the sound of it gradually slipping down [ laughter ] her foot just like sliding down the sheet. [ laughter ] sometimes i just like knock her leg down and act like im sleeping [ laughter ] jimmy here we go the last thank you note. [ audience aws ] it was so fun. We had some bad ones, we had some good ones tariq did we, though jimmy no, we definitely had some good ones that first one was not bad, was it no, the playstation 5, reverse oreo that was pretty good its a joke for the future [ light laughter ] its your birthday, man, go ahead. Jimmy thank you. Youre welcome. Jimmy thank you, batman, for being an antimasker despite the fact that youre wearing a mask there you have it. Those are my thank you notes well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. 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And i need them. avo male welcome to the 2020 subaru outback. The most reliable outback ever. Go where love takes you. avo female get 0 apr financing for 63 months on select new 2020 models. Now through november 2nd. Im voting yes on prop 19. Nineteen limits taxes on seniors. It limits property tax on people like me. Nineteen limits taxes on wildfire victims. It says so right here. If 19 passes, seniors can move closer to family or medical care. I looked at moving but i cant afford the taxes. Will you help californias most vulnerable . Vote yes on prop 19. Jimmy welcome back, guys like i was saying earlier, tiktok wont be available for downloads starting sunday. Well try to squeeze this game in while we can. Its time for the watch it once tiktok challenge lets go tiktok challenge jimmy heres how this works. Jessica and i are going to watch a tiktok dance that neither of us have seen before then one at a time, were going to do our best to recreate the dance. Whoever gets closer to the real dance wins the round is it going to be good its going to be so hard. Jimmy its going to be for one of us its going to be harder im getting hives. Im sweating. Jimmy were going to start off easy and get harder as they go so lets see the first dance what jimmy now we have to recreate the dance without looking at the video i just remembered a couple of that and that and take that all right, we can go now [ light laughter ] jimmy for heavens sakes, youre never going to talk to me ever again. All right, jessica, i cant even look at your face even though youre on zoom, i cant look at you. Its your turn, three, two, here we go jimmy okay, stop it now. I think its going to be a barn burner i think its going to be real close on who did it better okay, lets watch and see which one of us got closer jimmy all right, all right you can just see the shame in my face when were done. Im going to give that to you. That was a landslide lets look at the next dance and this one is a little bit harder oh, please. Jimmy so this is the deal. This is the deal this is not this is not dancing. Im sorry. I dont understand i dont know i cant this is oh you just to put your back into it. Jimmy im old. I have a bad back. Heres the good news, jessica, you go first this time tell us when youre ready. Okay, im ready jimmy okay jimmy what in the what is going on . Okay oh my gosh all right. Okay that was very that was great. Its my turn now here we go so its only the thing okay nice jimmy thanks i mean, i feel like you at least were here and here jimmy i turned to the side, yeah now lets see how we both did. Lets see. Jimmy okay well, i dont know judges [ bell rings ] theyre going to give it to you. We have one more this is the hardest one. But the other ones were hard theyre all not easy. Listen, in all fairness, most tiktok dances are the same dances, just in a different order. So i have asked my kids, i said give me show me how to do the basic tiktok dances and theres like ten moves and they just put them in different order. Jimmy oh, this is a great tip. I did not so i dont know if you all know that but it blew my mind when i realized that jimmy all right. Hopefully ill remember some of these moves from the first two this is the hardest one. This one, though, is worth 1,000 points whoever gets this goes home with the tiktok tshirt. Yeah all right, here we go. Lets watch the video. What what oh my oh. Jimmy what wait i cant even i know it started like this. And then he went like all right. Its like here, here, here, here, here, here and then you have to do i think if you just do the tshirt thing, the dadadabah, then youre fine jimmy im ready to try mine here we go oh. The hip thrusting was a little, like, offputting. Jimmy well, i agree. But its what kids are doing you just threw it in there. Jimmy no you were feeling it in your hips jimmy whoever that kid was that did the first one is going to change his dance when he sees what i did. Hes going to be like, oh, thats what i meant to do. Thats what i remember him doing. I dont remember what he was doing. He was throwing up, pulling his shirt off, doing this and this i think i did a pretty good job. Im a little out of breath it was look, da, da, da, da, da jimmy its your turn, so go to the camera and give it a shot watching yours messed me up, though jimmy can we get the music here we go, were ready. Jimmy i dont know youre a ringer. Here we go lets see who got closer its just too fast for me jimmy see, i think we both lost. Jimmy i think everyone i mean, jessica, you saw what you saw. You cant unsee it im going to say you may have won that one for your enthusiasm in your hips. Jimmy yes that is what im talking about you felt it so hard jimmy more with jessica alba after the break, everybody. 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Here is jessica alba thank you so much for being here hi jimmy and for doing the tiktok dance challenge with me im happy that you stayed with me and that were still friends even past that it was very embarrassing you were my guest on the show early in the quarantine and, gosh, were now six months in. I appreciate you doing the show how is everyone doing . Hows the fam . We are hanging in there jimmy good we just started school. Jimmy oh boy which is the opposite of fun. Even just getting the kids to bed is like im like why are we having a discussion at 9 00 p. M. Youre nine years old. You should be going to bed at 7 00 jimmy wait i heard you are guys took a family rv trip and i want to know about this. We did. I booked two trips meaning that we found houses that are in two different states and that were near water so that we can do activities, right . Jimmy great idea i have never really seen the Great Outdoors im not really that person jimmy no me neither, but i feel like i am, though, somewhere in my soul somewhere in my soul i felt like maybe i was more in tune or id find myself in nature no, i didnt nope opposite of that one i just feel like some people should never spend long periods of time in cars or rvs or vans, and that would be my entire family jimmy no one liked it . No the thing is, is like it just not natural i guess for my children to be in anything that moves because they immediately start throwing up. [ light laughter ] like immediately so we stop in zion and im like oh my gosh, we havent had a kid barf in like six hours. So im like, victory jimmy thats the goal. And right when we stop, hayden was like uppy, uppy, im full and i pick him up and he booted all over my eyeballs. And everybody was like ew jimmy the weirdest part is that hes 15 come on, come on cant i make jokes you do, you do so, kids a barfing and im trying to make the situation once we get to this i was like i planned the trip and were going to go see an organic, sustainable farm, right . But then, first of all, the stench so all my kids have this smell jimmy sounds like a nightmare. The smell and then we get to the chicken coop its 112 degrees and my friend is so lovely and literally this is one of the best, wellrun, most sustainable, humane farms there are. And we opened the coop and saw an egg plop out and his eyes bugging out of his head and did you know theres like a slime jimmy no, no no, no, there is not yes, theres like a bit that comes out with it. Jimmy no, no, no dont ruin eggs. And he was like jimmy im like that, too im like what . I want to talk to you about l. A. s finest. Season two is available on spectrum and season one, its going to premiere on fox. 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