Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240712 :

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Or, new scented clean lemongrass, President Trump claimed yesterday that if former vice with plant extracts. President joe biden is elected, 100 natural, 100 powerful. Quote, markets would crash and cities would burn. Theres a tidy cats for that our country would suffer like never before. Im a delivery Operations Manager in san diego, i guess the only good news is that by november, you know, california. Well be used to it. We were one of the first stations to pilot thats right, in case you werent concerned already, our a fleet of electric vehicles. President is now talking like were striving to deliver a package the opening crawl of a star wars movie. With zero emissions into the air. I feel really proud of the impact that has on the environment. We have two daughters and i want to do everything seth according to a new report, President Trump made up the story about the new york i can to protect the environment yankees inviting him to throw out the ceremonial first pitch so hopefully they can have a great future. At their game on august 15th said trump, okay, you got me. I was lying. I can to protect the environment they wanted me to pitch the whole season. Cheddar, jalapeno and sour cream onion the spicy nacho stack. Thats right, President Trump i wish i could stack pringles made up the story about the but i dont have hands or a mouth to. New york yankees inviting him to throw out the first pitch cool, play my dance playlist. Because he was jealous of dr. Anthony fauci appearing at the Washington Nationals home theres a flavor stack for everyone. Sort of. Opener even worse, now it looks like he is jealous of dr. Birx, too. Charmin ultra soft is so soft much are you hon . Youll have to remind your family they can use less. When asked in a new interview if he regretted writing a negative oped about dr charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. Anthony fauci, white house trade adviser Peter Navarro said that the only thing he regrets is dr. Faucis opening pitch during enjoy the go with charmin. The Washington Nationals game. This might be nitpicking, but you cant regret something that someone else did safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . You can only regret your own actions. It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Are you so rich that youre hes right there. Its him outsourcing your regrets now safe drivers do save 40 . Im sorry, jeeves, im cutting click or call for a quote today. Your pay would you be a dear and feel bad and tmobile doesnt just have a bigger network, safe drivers do save 40 . About that for me . In an effort to stop the spread but a better one than ever before, of the coronavirus, france is requiring virus tests for with scam protection built into its core. Travelers from 16 countries, including the u. S. Introducing, scamshield, free from t mobile. Said trump, no problem. Person, woman, man, camera, tv get fewer scam calls. See, no corona period. With tmobiles supercharged network, flying colors once again, passed the test you can say goodbye to annoying scam calls, do it backwards for you. [ mumbling ] and feel free to answer your phone again. Senate republicans unveiled their new Coronavirus Relief hello. Plan yesterday, and good news if you wanted that new taylor swift album. The commissioner of Major League Baseball is facing criticism for allowing a game to be played between the Miami Marlins and the philadelphia phillies, despite having known about four cases of coronavirus even worse, now someone has to find a swab for the philly phanatic, and that is just a good oldschool joke you can adjust youriggest sacomfort on both sides. Eep your sleep number setting. Can it help me fall asleep faster . Yes, by gently warming your feet. Health officials in england announced yesterday that a cat has tested positive for the but can it help keep me asleep . Coronavirus. Absolutely, it intelligently senses your movements and its owners became worried after it slept for 21 hours straight automatically adjusts to keep you both effortlessly comfortable. Thats an hour more than will it help me keep up with mom . You got this. Usual. So you can really promise better sleep . Not promise. Prove. The luxury car company bugatti has unveiled a miniature electric car for kids that sells and now, all beds are on sale. For 68,000 called the baby 2. Save 50 on the sleep number 360 limited Edition Smart bed. Only for a limited time. As in, wow, this whole family to learn more, go to sleepnumber. Com. Sucks. The baby 2 lily everyone in the house is online and i cant get enough bandwidth to video chat with my book club. Its fun to tell a baby they suck try 1 gig internet with at t fiber. And finally, according to new you get more bandwidth and hbo max included. Research, millennials and genx parents are spanking their kids so, everyone stays entertained. Less than previous generations because any boomer will tell you so i can just watch the show instead of reading the book . It just doesnt get the desired you know, if you turn on your subtitles. Results. That monologue was brought to thats almost reading. You by an emmynominated writing staff. Get 1 gig internet with at t fiber for 49. 99a month for a year. Congratulations to all of them that was it. We got a great show for you tonight. No annualcontract. Ill be talking to the fantastic and now get hbo max included. Cameron diaz, and were always excited when billy porter is limited availability in select areas. Here plus, well have music from call 1. 877. Only. Att country superstar jason aldean but first, we dont always have enough time to cover all of the recent news, so here with a recap is Late Night Writer amber ruffin in a segment we call amber says what. You guys, things have been crazy. Okay, first of all, i found out that there isnt going to be a big fat emmy ceremony this year. And i was like, what they were like, we are still not gathering in large groups. I was like, what i miss people. Then they were like, this is good for you, amber, because youre not going to be able to get drunk and act a fool in a formal gown. And i was like, whaaaat you cant tell me what to do then donald trump bragged about passing a cognitive test and i was like, what do you think they give those to everybody . They give them to people who are losing their dang minds. This is like you bragging you took a sobriety test if you werent swerving all over the place, you wouldnt have to identify shapes and animals. You want to impress me spell cognitive. The test is too easy look, ill take it right now idiot. Seth welcome back. Performing got what i got from his home in nashville, here is jason aldean then a megachurch pastor in atlanta suggested that, instead of saying white privilege, that people should say white blessing. And i was like, what white blessing you mean my nickname for Anderson Cooper . She said baby d you mean the stripper from tinas Bachelorette Party . You ever miss bein alon i said hell no i dont she said do you really then i read a story about how a black man carried a black lives think im where you belon matter counterprotester to i said you know and i know youre perfect for m safety, and i was like, what but the mangers of the green book were like, whaaat we had better to get to writing everything ill ever need this story from the perspective of the man who was carried. Yokl i aint playin that movie, dont you . What im sayin when i got what i go white blessing. Then i found out there was going to be a professional womens i dont miss what i had soccer team in los angeles with the old me before you Serena Williams and Natalie Portman as investors, and i was like, what hooray belongs to the pas in the back of your mind you might think theres i am going to find out when auditions are and prepare a dramatic monologue somethin more i want then my friend told me its not auditions, its tryouts, and you dont prepare a monologue, you but when i got what i go play the sport girl, i don and i was like, okay, fine, but im still gonna wear a gown. Speaking of sports, i found out about the nba bubble, and i was like, what i said baby do you know because and the thing about the nba bubble is its a metaphorical bubble in a physical you sound a little craz when youre talkin seth amber, you dont have like that girl . E aint no second to talk about that yay thoughts no regrets no kinda maybe then i saw that people are no wishin i turned back circulating a petition to before you came alon replace confederate statues with statues of dolly parton, and i was like, what . now, thats what i call a whitecentered solution. I could go on and on m no shade to dolly, but if slave owners get replaced with anything less black than girl just kiss me malcom x, i will freak the [ bleep out. Youre all that i want then ivanka trump was like, eat these beans. When i got what i go i dont miss what i had i was like, what the old me before you no then obama and joe biden sat belongs to the pas down for a socially distanced in the back of your mind conversation, and i was like, you might think theres what are you doing sitting so far away from each other somethin more i want is it 6 feet or 60 feet . Obama, are you trying to but when i got what i go distance yourself from biden thats not gonna work because he girl i dont mentions you in every sentence then Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthony fauci threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals opening day, and i was like, what are you doing playing catch . You are had better get inside and take care of america she said baby do yo i am Walking Around with a cut ever miss bein alon up sock on my face and you are at recess . Get inside and do something. I said hell no i dont then i saw the pitch and felt when i got what i got better because it was clear he i dont miss what i had didnt waste any time practicing the old me before yo then marco rubio posted a belongs to the pas picture of him and the late congressman john lewis, but it was actually a picture of him and the late congressman in the back of your mind elijah cummings. And i was like, what you might think theres somethin more i wan but when i got what i got do you think that all of us look alike . Girl i don by us, i mean people who dont like you no i dont then, i heard that no i dont Jennifer Hudson is going to play Aretha Franklin in a new biopic. I was like when i got what i got just a little wha girl i dont just a little what what it to me wha it to me what it to m what it to me then the most confusing thing in the world happened okay trump was gonna give a speech and he had these two trucks there. A blue one with a bunch of weight in the bed and a sign seth my thanks to that said 40 years of jason aldean Regulatory Burden and then a red one with no weights that his album 9 is out now well be right back. Said four years of regulatory freedom. I guess it was supposed to represent how free republicans are . Experience the ultimate sports hub. Look, i think its nuts, and it brings us to a segment called amber says why. You wanted to make some point about how regulations weigh you down, and this is how you chose to do it why . Why this where you can find games, news and highlights. Why did someone do this . And what is the this that they all in one place, right on your tv. Did . Whats the point of this to prove it could be done . The xfinity sports zone. Why . Why did someone do this . Use your voice to search every stat, standing and score. What was the desired effect . Follow the teams you love. Laughter, pride, shame, what and, even get notifications what is this a dare with breaking news alerts and more. What why . Why is this happening and what so youll never miss an update. Is what is happening why this this why . With the xfinity sports zone everybody wins. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Why did this happen and why did you let someone take pictures of it while it was happening . Click, call or visit a store for details. Did you know this was gonna be public was it meant to be private did you know that people can see this i can see this where did this idea come from . A dream . A threat where . Did this happen against your will, or was this exactly what you wanted and if so, why is this a want that you have . Why are your wants bad dont you want good . Why . Did a dumb person tell you this was not dumb, or and this is what i think happened did a smart person who hates you tell you this was not dumb . Who lied how many people had to lie for this to take place one . 100 . Did you think that this was what someone wanted done, and who are they, and are they okay . In closing, why . This has been amber says what, and then she says why. Seth amber ruffin, everybody. We will be right back with the check in. We will be right back with the check in. Im a verizon engineer, and im part of the Team Building the most powerful 5g experience for america. Its 5g ultra wideband, and its already available in parts of select cities. Like los angeles and in new york city. And its rolling out in cities around the country. With massive capacity, its like an eight lane highway compared to a two lane dirt road. 25x faster than todays 4g networks. In fact, its the fastest 5g in the world. From the network more people rely on. This is 5g built right. Only on verizon. They will, but with accident forgiveness allstate wont raise your rates just because of an accident. Cut is that good . No you were talking about allstate and. I just. When i. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Click or call for a quote today. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Cheddar, jalapeno and sour cream onion the spicy nacho stack. I wish i could stack pringles but i dont have hands or a mouth to. Cool, play my dance playlist. Theres a flavor stack for everyone. Sort of. mom vo we got a subaru to give him some ato reconnect and be together. And once we did that, we realized his greatest adventure is just beginning. avo male welcome to the most adventurous outback ever. The allnew 2020 subaru outback. Go where love takes you. avo female get 0 apr financing for 63 months on select models during so can your skin e su lather, rinse, refresh with dove men care body wash that washes away germs and moisturizes skin to refresh you and your skin with every shower every time you touch a surface, bacteria is left behind. Now, consider how many times your family touches the surfaces in your home in 24 hours. Try microban 24. Spray on hard surfaces to kill 99. 9 of viruses and bacteria initially. Once dry, it forms a bacteria shield that keeps killing bacteria for 24 hours, even after multiple touches. Try microban 24. Available in multipurpose, sanitizing, and bathroom sprays. This has been medifacts for microban 24. Seth as coronavirus cases continue to surge in states across the country, President Trump has been quietly continuing his allout assault on the environment so we decided to take a break from the breaking news of the day to see how trump is taking advante gbal crisis to make things even worse for this is the check in. Seth President Trump has been a colossal failure at the one thing americans are most desperate for him to do coaie ronavirus. He hasnt increased testing, he hasnt dealt with the economic fallout, and you could be forgiven for thinking he hasnt been doing anything at all however, he has been very successful at rolling back environmental regulations and weakening major conservation laws, all while americans have tracted by a Global Pandemic because instead of pullingac on pollution when lungs are having their worst year since mad men went off the air, trump has actually been doubling down on his dangerous agenda according to reports, during the covid19 lockdown, u. S. Federal agencies have eased fuelefficiency standards for new cars, frozen rules for soot air pollution, and continued to lease public property to oil and Gas Companies when clean air is perhaps most important for the health and safety of everyday americans. Its when trump seems to be doing nothg hs at his most dangerous its like when your kids are upstairs and theyre super quiet for way too long you know youre about to wallpaper over some sharpie. That is not the path of a hurricane, tyler. But of course, whenever trump does something quietly its only because Everything Else hes doing is so, so loud that it seems quiet in relation. Trump cant be quiet hed be a terrible ninja i came through the window, you probably didnt hear me because i am quiet like the wind thats what my karate master told me. Coronavirus pandemic, which has disproportionately affected antiscience policies under the guise of creating more jobs, jobs that rare rarely go to the people most hurt by these policies airon has been linked to higher coronavirus death rates, along with many otherargy populations. The folks with the smallest carbon footprints are the ones who will feel the most pain. Eatn and people are devastated. I dont think anybodys life is worth a job. If peopler and lowincome who are most affected by the issues are never in se doesnt care what happens to peop olo but he also doesnt believe its happening at4 when trump wrote, give me clean, beautiful anhey air, not the same old Climate Change, globalll[ b i am tired of this nonsense. In fmps view that President Trump<\/a> claimed yesterday that if former vice with plant extracts. President joe biden is elected, 100 natural, 100 powerful. Quote, markets would crash and cities would burn. Theres a tidy cats for that our country would suffer like never before. Im a delivery Operations Manager<\/a> in san diego, i guess the only good news is that by november, you know, california. Well be used to it. We were one of the first stations to pilot thats right, in case you werent concerned already, our a fleet of electric vehicles. President is now talking like were striving to deliver a package the opening crawl of a star wars movie. With zero emissions into the air. I feel really proud of the impact that has on the environment. We have two daughters and i want to do everything seth according to a new report, President Trump<\/a> made up the story about the new york i can to protect the environment yankees inviting him to throw out the ceremonial first pitch so hopefully they can have a great future. At their game on august 15th said trump, okay, you got me. I was lying. I can to protect the environment they wanted me to pitch the whole season. Cheddar, jalapeno and sour cream onion the spicy nacho stack. Thats right, President Trump<\/a> i wish i could stack pringles made up the story about the but i dont have hands or a mouth to. New york yankees inviting him to throw out the first pitch cool, play my dance playlist. Because he was jealous of dr. Anthony fauci appearing at the Washington Nationals<\/a> home theres a flavor stack for everyone. Sort of. Opener even worse, now it looks like he is jealous of dr. Birx, too. Charmin ultra soft is so soft much are you hon . Youll have to remind your family they can use less. When asked in a new interview if he regretted writing a negative oped about dr charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. Anthony fauci, white house trade adviser Peter Navarro<\/a> said that the only thing he regrets is dr. Faucis opening pitch during enjoy the go with charmin. The Washington Nationals<\/a> game. This might be nitpicking, but you cant regret something that someone else did safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . You can only regret your own actions. It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Are you so rich that youre hes right there. Its him outsourcing your regrets now safe drivers do save 40 . Im sorry, jeeves, im cutting click or call for a quote today. Your pay would you be a dear and feel bad and tmobile doesnt just have a bigger network, safe drivers do save 40 . About that for me . In an effort to stop the spread but a better one than ever before, of the coronavirus, france is requiring virus tests for with scam protection built into its core. Travelers from 16 countries, including the u. S. Introducing, scamshield, free from t mobile. Said trump, no problem. Person, woman, man, camera, tv get fewer scam calls. See, no corona period. With tmobiles supercharged network, flying colors once again, passed the test you can say goodbye to annoying scam calls, do it backwards for you. [ mumbling ] and feel free to answer your phone again. Senate republicans unveiled their new Coronavirus Relief<\/a> hello. Plan yesterday, and good news if you wanted that new taylor swift album. The commissioner of Major League Baseball<\/a> is facing criticism for allowing a game to be played between the Miami Marlins<\/a> and the philadelphia phillies, despite having known about four cases of coronavirus even worse, now someone has to find a swab for the philly phanatic, and that is just a good oldschool joke you can adjust youriggest sacomfort on both sides. Eep your sleep number setting. Can it help me fall asleep faster . Yes, by gently warming your feet. Health officials in england announced yesterday that a cat has tested positive for the but can it help keep me asleep . Coronavirus. Absolutely, it intelligently senses your movements and its owners became worried after it slept for 21 hours straight automatically adjusts to keep you both effortlessly comfortable. Thats an hour more than will it help me keep up with mom . You got this. Usual. So you can really promise better sleep . Not promise. Prove. The luxury car company bugatti has unveiled a miniature electric car for kids that sells and now, all beds are on sale. For 68,000 called the baby 2. Save 50 on the sleep number 360 limited Edition Smart<\/a> bed. Only for a limited time. As in, wow, this whole family to learn more, go to sleepnumber. Com. Sucks. The baby 2 lily everyone in the house is online and i cant get enough bandwidth to video chat with my book club. Its fun to tell a baby they suck try 1 gig internet with at t fiber. And finally, according to new you get more bandwidth and hbo max included. Research, millennials and genx parents are spanking their kids so, everyone stays entertained. Less than previous generations because any boomer will tell you so i can just watch the show instead of reading the book . It just doesnt get the desired you know, if you turn on your subtitles. Results. That monologue was brought to thats almost reading. You by an emmynominated writing staff. Get 1 gig internet with at t fiber for 49. 99a month for a year. Congratulations to all of them that was it. We got a great show for you tonight. No annualcontract. Ill be talking to the fantastic and now get hbo max included. Cameron diaz, and were always excited when billy porter is limited availability in select areas. Here plus, well have music from call 1. 877. Only. Att country superstar jason aldean but first, we dont always have enough time to cover all of the recent news, so here with a recap is Late Night Writer<\/a> amber ruffin in a segment we call amber says what. You guys, things have been crazy. Okay, first of all, i found out that there isnt going to be a big fat emmy ceremony this year. And i was like, what they were like, we are still not gathering in large groups. I was like, what i miss people. Then they were like, this is good for you, amber, because youre not going to be able to get drunk and act a fool in a formal gown. And i was like, whaaaat you cant tell me what to do then donald trump bragged about passing a cognitive test and i was like, what do you think they give those to everybody . They give them to people who are losing their dang minds. This is like you bragging you took a sobriety test if you werent swerving all over the place, you wouldnt have to identify shapes and animals. You want to impress me spell cognitive. The test is too easy look, ill take it right now idiot. Seth welcome back. Performing got what i got from his home in nashville, here is jason aldean then a megachurch pastor in atlanta suggested that, instead of saying white privilege, that people should say white blessing. And i was like, what white blessing you mean my nickname for Anderson Cooper<\/a> . She said baby d you mean the stripper from tinas Bachelorette Party<\/a> . You ever miss bein alon i said hell no i dont she said do you really then i read a story about how a black man carried a black lives think im where you belon matter counterprotester to i said you know and i know youre perfect for m safety, and i was like, what but the mangers of the green book were like, whaaat we had better to get to writing everything ill ever need this story from the perspective of the man who was carried. Yokl i aint playin that movie, dont you . What im sayin when i got what i go white blessing. Then i found out there was going to be a professional womens i dont miss what i had soccer team in los angeles with the old me before you Serena Williams<\/a> and Natalie Portman<\/a> as investors, and i was like, what hooray belongs to the pas in the back of your mind you might think theres i am going to find out when auditions are and prepare a dramatic monologue somethin more i want then my friend told me its not auditions, its tryouts, and you dont prepare a monologue, you but when i got what i go play the sport girl, i don and i was like, okay, fine, but im still gonna wear a gown. Speaking of sports, i found out about the nba bubble, and i was like, what i said baby do you know because and the thing about the nba bubble is its a metaphorical bubble in a physical you sound a little craz when youre talkin seth amber, you dont have like that girl . E aint no second to talk about that yay thoughts no regrets no kinda maybe then i saw that people are no wishin i turned back circulating a petition to before you came alon replace confederate statues with statues of dolly parton, and i was like, what . now, thats what i call a whitecentered solution. I could go on and on m no shade to dolly, but if slave owners get replaced with anything less black than girl just kiss me malcom x, i will freak the [ bleep out. Youre all that i want then ivanka trump was like, eat these beans. When i got what i go i dont miss what i had i was like, what the old me before you no then obama and joe biden sat belongs to the pas down for a socially distanced in the back of your mind conversation, and i was like, you might think theres what are you doing sitting so far away from each other somethin more i want is it 6 feet or 60 feet . Obama, are you trying to but when i got what i go distance yourself from biden thats not gonna work because he girl i dont mentions you in every sentence then Infectious Disease<\/a> expert dr. Anthony fauci threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals<\/a> opening day, and i was like, what are you doing playing catch . You are had better get inside and take care of america she said baby do yo i am Walking Around<\/a> with a cut ever miss bein alon up sock on my face and you are at recess . Get inside and do something. I said hell no i dont then i saw the pitch and felt when i got what i got better because it was clear he i dont miss what i had didnt waste any time practicing the old me before yo then marco rubio posted a belongs to the pas picture of him and the late congressman john lewis, but it was actually a picture of him and the late congressman in the back of your mind elijah cummings. And i was like, what you might think theres somethin more i wan but when i got what i got do you think that all of us look alike . Girl i don by us, i mean people who dont like you no i dont then, i heard that no i dont Jennifer Hudson<\/a> is going to play Aretha Franklin<\/a> in a new biopic. I was like when i got what i got just a little wha girl i dont just a little what what it to me wha it to me what it to m what it to me then the most confusing thing in the world happened okay trump was gonna give a speech and he had these two trucks there. A blue one with a bunch of weight in the bed and a sign seth my thanks to that said 40 years of jason aldean Regulatory Burden<\/a> and then a red one with no weights that his album 9 is out now well be right back. Said four years of regulatory freedom. I guess it was supposed to represent how free republicans are . Experience the ultimate sports hub. Look, i think its nuts, and it brings us to a segment called amber says why. You wanted to make some point about how regulations weigh you down, and this is how you chose to do it why . Why this where you can find games, news and highlights. Why did someone do this . And what is the this that they all in one place, right on your tv. Did . Whats the point of this to prove it could be done . The xfinity sports zone. Why . Why did someone do this . Use your voice to search every stat, standing and score. What was the desired effect . Follow the teams you love. Laughter, pride, shame, what and, even get notifications what is this a dare with breaking news alerts and more. What why . Why is this happening and what so youll never miss an update. Is what is happening why this this why . With the xfinity sports zone everybody wins. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Why did this happen and why did you let someone take pictures of it while it was happening . Click, call or visit a store for details. Did you know this was gonna be public was it meant to be private did you know that people can see this i can see this where did this idea come from . A dream . A threat where . Did this happen against your will, or was this exactly what you wanted and if so, why is this a want that you have . Why are your wants bad dont you want good . Why . Did a dumb person tell you this was not dumb, or and this is what i think happened did a smart person who hates you tell you this was not dumb . Who lied how many people had to lie for this to take place one . 100 . Did you think that this was what someone wanted done, and who are they, and are they okay . In closing, why . This has been amber says what, and then she says why. Seth amber ruffin, everybody. We will be right back with the check in. We will be right back with the check in. Im a verizon engineer, and im part of the Team Building<\/a> the most powerful 5g experience for america. Its 5g ultra wideband, and its already available in parts of select cities. Like los angeles and in new york city. And its rolling out in cities around the country. With massive capacity, its like an eight lane highway compared to a two lane dirt road. 25x faster than todays 4g networks. In fact, its the fastest 5g in the world. From the network more people rely on. This is 5g built right. Only on verizon. They will, but with accident forgiveness allstate wont raise your rates just because of an accident. Cut is that good . No you were talking about allstate and. I just. When i. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Click or call for a quote today. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Cheddar, jalapeno and sour cream onion the spicy nacho stack. I wish i could stack pringles but i dont have hands or a mouth to. Cool, play my dance playlist. Theres a flavor stack for everyone. Sort of. mom vo we got a subaru to give him some ato reconnect and be together. And once we did that, we realized his greatest adventure is just beginning. avo male welcome to the most adventurous outback ever. The allnew 2020 subaru outback. Go where love takes you. avo female get 0 apr financing for 63 months on select models during so can your skin e su lather, rinse, refresh with dove men care body wash that washes away germs and moisturizes skin to refresh you and your skin with every shower every time you touch a surface, bacteria is left behind. Now, consider how many times your family touches the surfaces in your home in 24 hours. Try microban 24. Spray on hard surfaces to kill 99. 9 of viruses and bacteria initially. Once dry, it forms a bacteria shield that keeps killing bacteria for 24 hours, even after multiple touches. Try microban 24. Available in multipurpose, sanitizing, and bathroom sprays. This has been medifacts for microban 24. Seth as coronavirus cases continue to surge in states across the country, President Trump<\/a> has been quietly continuing his allout assault on the environment so we decided to take a break from the breaking news of the day to see how trump is taking advante gbal crisis to make things even worse for this is the check in. Seth President Trump<\/a> has been a colossal failure at the one thing americans are most desperate for him to do coaie ronavirus. He hasnt increased testing, he hasnt dealt with the economic fallout, and you could be forgiven for thinking he hasnt been doing anything at all however, he has been very successful at rolling back environmental regulations and weakening major conservation laws, all while americans have tracted by a Global Pandemic<\/a> because instead of pullingac on pollution when lungs are having their worst year since mad men went off the air, trump has actually been doubling down on his dangerous agenda according to reports, during the covid19 lockdown, u. S. Federal agencies have eased fuelefficiency standards for new cars, frozen rules for soot air pollution, and continued to lease public property to oil and Gas Companies<\/a> when clean air is perhaps most important for the health and safety of everyday americans. Its when trump seems to be doing nothg hs at his most dangerous its like when your kids are upstairs and theyre super quiet for way too long you know youre about to wallpaper over some sharpie. That is not the path of a hurricane, tyler. But of course, whenever trump does something quietly its only because Everything Else<\/a> hes doing is so, so loud that it seems quiet in relation. Trump cant be quiet hed be a terrible ninja i came through the window, you probably didnt hear me because i am quiet like the wind thats what my karate master told me. Coronavirus pandemic, which has disproportionately affected antiscience policies under the guise of creating more jobs, jobs that rare rarely go to the people most hurt by these policies airon has been linked to higher coronavirus death rates, along with many otherargy populations. The folks with the smallest carbon footprints are the ones who will feel the most pain. Eatn and people are devastated. I dont think anybodys life is worth a job. If peopler and lowincome who are most affected by the issues are never in se doesnt care what happens to peop olo but he also doesnt believe its happening at4 when trump wrote, give me clean, beautiful anhey air, not the same old Climate Change<\/a>, globalll[ b i am tired of this nonsense. In fmps view that Global Warming<\/a> is a hoax ion of the only stances he has been consistent on. That, and there is no such thing as a tie that for example, he repeated his same bizarre claims, sprinkled with some selfaggrandizement, at the last g7 summit when a reporter questioned trumps skepticism about Climate Change<\/a>. In a nutshell, i want the cleanest water on earth. I want the cleanest air on earth, and thats what were doing. And im an environmentalist. A lot of people dont understand that i have done more Environmental Impact<\/a> statements probably than anybody thats i guess i can say definitely, because i have done many, many, many of them. More than anybody thats ever been president , or Vice President<\/a> , or anything even close to president seth you cant claim you are an environmentalist just b you look like a compost heap also, what do you mean youve done more on the environment than anybody thats even been close to president . Ident, right are not close to youre there i mean, al gore was close to president , and he at least made a full movie about the environment. I should note, if there was a vi lie would be a good title did i write a check to Stormy Daniels<\/a> you ow but of course, trump doesnt actually want clean air and water. In fact, one of his first actions he took as president proved that. In early 2017, he signed an executive order to start the process of repealing an obamaera clean water regulation known as the waters of the United States<\/a> rule the rule limited the amount of pollution the developers and landowners could dump into our waterways, and trumps repeal, which environmentalists called a sickening gift to polluters was finalized less than a year ago. And in the last few weeks, trumped bragged about that at two separate events while telling the same weird story about how people were allegedly so overwhelmed with emotion because of his actions we stopped the egregious abuse of the clean water act when i signed that legislation, i had many farmers and construction people standing behind me. People that havent cried since they were a baby, some of them never even when they were a baby, and they were crying we did the u. S. Waters, you saw that the u. S. Waters act. That was a big one grown men that had never cried even when they were a baby, they were standing behind me when i signed that bill at the white house and they were crying they were crying because we gave their life back to the seth for all the lying trump does, youd think hed get a little better at it. All you did was sign an order. Why are you acting like a revival tent preacher . I healed her husbands rotted leg, and, oh, how she cried and thanked me oh, she was more tears than woman, she was. And also, nobody was crying. Check it out so how important is this . Huge. Very. Very. Its huge seth maybe he mistook that guy sweating and thought his neck was crying. Why does he keep saying some of them never cried even when they were babies . I mean even for a weird man, that is a weird detail to add. It really hammers home what a egomaniac what he is its not enough to make someone cry like a baby, he has to make them cry for the first time in their lives. Dawson. D them from data i and, yt nights referencing a show that went off the air in 2003 either way, the truth doesnt stop trump from using that ridiculous anecdote to promote yet another harmful initiative, gutting the National Environmental<\/a> policy act its a 50yearold conservation law that requires federal agencies to take into consideration the Environmental Impact<\/a> of Infrastructure Projects<\/a> before theyre approved everything from how it would affect local wildlife to projected Greenhouse Gas<\/a> emissions. It also allowed residents to weigh in on those plans. But now, public review would be limited in order to speed up the permitting of freeways, power plants and pipelines, one of the biggest and most audacious deregulatory actions of the Trump Administration<\/a> and once again, trump used the coronavirus as cover for why Something Like<\/a> this needs to be implemented. And look, i think we can all agree we need better roads and bridges. But i dont think trumps wants the roads to be better he just wants them to be straighter there is a highway in a certain state, short road, not even a highway i guess more of a roadway. And they put in it was a Straight Line<\/a> from point to point. By the time they finished it 18 years later, it was this. It cost tens of times it cost many, many, many times more than the original its a dangerous roadway because theres turns. You got to be in good shape. Youve got to be wide awake to make those turns youve got to see those things youve got to see the guardrails seth i cant believe i have to say this, but you should be wide awake when you drive no matter how many turns there are on the roads under trump, our roads are gonna be so straight, you could daydream and even doze off in some places. Also, he thinks you have to be in good shape to be able to turn a Steering Wheel<\/a> that might explain the shape hes in. He thinks driving to the gym is the workout. All right. Made it. Time to hit the showers. Now, by ignoring the environmental effects of Major Construction<\/a> projects, trump is once again harming the communities that have already been much worse off throughout his presidency critics point out that these new rules sideline the concerns of poor minority communities impacted by those projects rather than listen, the Trump Administration<\/a>s plan aims to silence such voices. And if it wasnt clear before this, the differences between the two choices we have in november couldnt be more obvious. For example, the same week trump touted his pollutionpermitting proposals, joe biden announced his clean energy plans joe biden announcing his own plan to invest 2 trillion over four years on clean jobs and infrastructure these investments are a winwinwin for this country, creating jobs, Cutting Energy<\/a> costs, protecting our climate. When donald trump thinks about Climate Change<\/a>, the only word he can muster is hoax. When i think about Climate Change<\/a>, the word i think of is jobs. Seth hes right. The work we need to do to slow the problem with a president like trump is that everyone he knows and is beholden to got rich on old jobs like coal mining and Oil Pipelines<\/a> and invading ukraine the Trump Presidency<\/a> will be over some day, but the sad reality is that the environmental effects will be permanent, and that becomes everyones problem because if we dont start taking Climate Change<\/a> seriously and making major changes, were all gonna be crying like babies, even if we never cried like babies in the first place. I want to make that point. Thats a very important point to add. Not everyone cried when they were a baby. This has been the check in. Well be right back with more late night. Erged. Now tmobile has thousands more locations across the country. More towers and more coverage than ever before. Tmobile is americas largest 5g network. 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Okay, good yep seth just 7 months so kind of so this is, like, almost perfectly i mean not perfectly, you dont want to say that, but this has timed out nicely that you have had sort of forced time away from the world, and it must be nice to spend it with a baby. It has. Its been a really great, you know excuse before, my baby was an excuse to stay home, you know [ laughter ] seth yeah. Now i dont have to make that excuse its just what it is, and i get to be with her and the best part of it for, you know, our having to stay within our little bubble for this covid situation is that her dad, my husband benji, you know, he gets to be home he works from home and so he gets to be with her as much as i do well, not as much because he is working all day long, but he actually gets to come out of a meeting and give her a kiss and play with her for a little bit where, if he was going to the office every day, he wouldnt have been able to do that. So were just having a lot of gratitude for that and, you know, yeah, its pretty wild its really wild seth so you have a new wine company, and i want to make sure i say it its avaline avaline seth avaline its avaline and im very embarrassed we phonetically spell it right there. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] well thats you used a purposely smaller font to burn me so heres this really embarrassing thing so yesterday one of my producers said, so, when cameron is on, we sent a couple bottles of avaline to your house. You should maybe bring one out. And the reality is they did come to the house, but there was no note, and so we just drank them. I did not realize. [ laughter ] but then we did dig through the fridge and i have this much of the the rose. Seth avaline rose. But this is nice because instead of, like, faking that i am going to drink it, like ive already fully drank it you like it seth and its delicious. Its delicious, right seth i am, out of necessity, just going to drink from the bottle because this is the time i will pour myself a little glass here i like to drink you are drinking it the best way, straight out of the fridge, icy cold seth yep i drink mine over ice because i seth oh, good. I am so glad you did that. I was going to put mine over ice. And i thought like, as the wine connoisseur, you might burn me for it its a beverage, seth seth okay. Its what . Its a beverage. A refreshment. [ laughter ] seth oh, so youve learned all the french words that you need to in order to be wine. Refreshment [ laughter ] seth refreshment icy cold so, tell me, first, i want to start at the top how did you come up with the name avaline avaline so katherine and i went through this process of my partner, katherine power. Seth ummhmm who is an entrepreneur and a friend of mine, who i met through my sisterinlaw nicole richie, and they have been best friends forever. And katherine is an entrepreneur, and her sort of idea is that, if you find the name first to something, its easier to kind of, like, you know, go towards that branding so we went through all of the names that we could. We were trying to find, you know, our friendship, we both love cats, is it something shocked. You know, is it like noir. Like, what is it and every what we found was that every single name, one word, two words, three words, four words that we could string together in any different way was already taken as a vineyard or a wine, because there are so many wines so we, you know, we went to baby naming sites seth all right and avaline just looked beautiful, we thought, as written. Seth yeah. And then the meaning, which is sensitive, humble and lively, which it really felt like seth really . It embodied what we wanted for our brand to sort of, you know, be so we ended up with avaline. Seth i am going to try to finish this before the end of the interview. I want people to see exactly how much [ laughter ] this is made with the organic grapes can you did you start knowing thats what you wanted to do or was it in an educating yourself about wine that you realized that was important yeah, it was through educating ourselves about winemaking process that we understood it. Because we never you know, look, i have drank wine my entire life, and my assumption, you know, what the assume is seth yeah. Make an ass out of me seth yeah. Is that it was just fermented grapes why wouldnt it be and then we learned sort of what possibly could be put into wine, and we realized that we wanted to drink only wines that didnt have those things in it. And, you know, and also that organic grapes were a huge part of, you know, the sort of clean aspect of what we speak about, because it all starts in the vineyard for us because organic farming is just cleanebyr nature than commercial farming you know, there is not the synthetic pesticides, its kinder to the land and to the environment and to the waterways. And so and then we realized that we only really consume, you know, we make such an effort to consume organic groceries, to put clean skin products on our, you know, bodies, and to wear organic cotton, all these things that we never really questioned our wine and when we realized that it wasnt a given that our wines were organic, we went ahead and sort of went that we sort of put the pillar of our wine was that it had to have organic grapes seth did that make the process more difficult, or once you decided to do that, was it easier you betcha it made the process more difficult seth yeah, i would have guessed. [ laughter ] its what really led us to europe, because what we found was that there was a lot more land being farmed organically in europe, and generational farms, been farming that way for generations. Seth ummhmm and in making wine in the way that we were looking for wine to be made, which was with the least amount of intervention that could be created as a largescale wine so we found these winemakers who were making the wine we wanted to drink, making it the way we or to the standards that we had for it, and then we had, you know, the farming practices were right where we wanted, you know, wanted it to be. And so we went to europe and were bringing it over we are hoping to one day be able to make wine here in the states, but it was hard to find organic land here that was fast enough to scale up with us as we went you know, we want this wine to be available to everyone seth i am very happy that its available to me at this moment you have a rose and a white, is that correct, right now . Hmmmm. Seth they are excellent. Theres rose and a white. There is more to come. Seth its very nice. I will say its very, this very helpful on the label, although i did ignore the pronunciation guide. [ laughter ] but this does say that it pairs well with the warmth of the sun and the company of your best friends so there you go. There you go seth cheers cheers. Seth you mentioned your sisterinlaw nicole richie. She was on the show during covid times as well, and she said she has been doing a lot of gardening. Is this can you verify it i know you live nearby yeah, we are five houses away from each other. Yeah, she has a beautiful garden she is always thats her morning routine, is in the garden, and i get to benefit from that, so seth thats good, because your biggest fear when you have a talk show like this is that people are just lying to you, knowing there is no way to verify it. [ laughter ] but i can verify it because i have the physical manifestation that you have a wine and now youre verifying on her behalf i am verifying, she has and she has her chickens seth oh, yes her chickens are hilarious. We love chickens they are a lot of fun. Seth that is i cant think of a better way to spend an afternoon than drinking camerons wine and watching nicoles chickens run about. [ laughter ] thats our afternoon. Thats our summer. [ laughter ] seth all the best, cameron its always so good to see you its great to see you, seth thanks so much for taking the time and for drinking avaline. I am so grateful seth there we go lets finish them. Enjoy wow oh, my gosh. Hello seth there you go, guys. 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I am very grateful to be on pose, a show that is transformative um, you know, a show that truly is where art meets activism for me, which is a big deal for me and my work. So, im thrilled thank you. Seth obviously, its going to be a bit of a different ceremony this year as circumstances, you know, dictate. And i think one of the things ill miss the most, and i dont think im alone, is billy porter on the red carpet. [ laughter ] i hope no, again, i do appreciate the glasses that you brought to this, which makes me think that even if we have the zoom emmys, you will probably bring some sort of effort to your work. Some joie de vivre. You know, im getting it tapped in realness right now in my house. Seth i love it its a summer look. Its fabulous and freeing. [ laughter ] seth now, one of our writers, amber ruffin actually got your actual hat with the remotecontrol veil. I saw that. Seth and it was the real hat. And it was an ordeal to get the hat. The hat does not travel alone. The hat travels with someone it does not travel alone. Yes, it travels with sarah sokol, who is the designer of the hat and the hat is heavy seth and how did you what gave you the inspiration for the hat . Um, we had been at another awards show where Billie Eilish<\/a> was in front of me, and she was wearing this veil over her gucci situation. And i said, oh, thats cute, thats fun, but i would never cover my face because i have spent too long getting people to see my face. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and my stylist at the time, sam ratelle, said, well, what if we could open and close it . Would you be interested . And thats how it came about and thats why we did it [ laughter ] seth your your show pose, sadly, was one of the many shows that had to halt production due to the coronavirus. Yeah. Seth you were actually slated to direct an episode this year yes seth was that something you were excited about yeah, i am totally, you know, i am, as i say, very often trying to be the head bitch in charge [ laughter ] so this means i am writing a lot. I have been directing a lot in the theater. I have been writing in the theater. So i am trying to move that over into my film and television, you know, starting my new company. You know, and trying to be the change that i want to see, and be able to greenlight my own projects and being able to say yes to myself, and being able to support the stories and give voice to the voiceless in ways that only happen when you have that kind of power so im very, very excited about, you know, enlarging my territory, as it were. Seth another way that you are trying to help out is your campaign, be a hero. Can you speak a little to that yeah. Be an arts hero is essentially a Grassroots Campaign<\/a> to get the u. S. Senate to pass an emergency arts relief act by the end of this week, by august 1st. You know, so many people dont understand that its the second largest economic driver in the nation 877 billion in value added to the economy. 4. 5, the gdp. You know were talking were talking the financiers language now, you know . Its like the the economy in new york. Broadway sold more tickets than all of the new york and new jersey sports teams together thats 1. 8 billion in ticket sales. And right now during covid, you know, 94 of the arts workers have lost income 64 have been fully unemployed due to covid you know, and we are just reaching out and calling to the senate to really get this relief package, specifically for arts workers, with Health Insurance<\/a> you know its about the economy its about, you know, 40 of the nea grants serve lowincome, people of color, and lbgtq people and veterans and disabled communities. Like, there is so much funding that is necessary in this crisis in particular. Seth i do think, too, and maybe you can speak to this because, obviously, broadway is very glamorous, and i think people have this idea that everyone who works on broadway is making a fortune because, you know, they read how much hamilton tickets are but most people, even on such an iconic strip of land as broadway, are just barely making ends meet. Yes seth and sometimes i think at times like this, we talk about things like, you know, firemen and teachers, and we forget that, you know, people in the arts also have families and they also are trying to put food on the table yeah, and were working class, especially on broadway. You know, we live handtomouth. I did it for 30 years. It is not were not rich, you know were two to five paychecks away from poverty, just like everybody else and, you know, this moment has illuminated that in really stark ways and so were calling were calling on the people, were calling on our senators. You know, we have an open letter to our senators to explore how to make sure this relief package is put through and that our people are taken care of seth and i know this is a completely volunteer run, your organization yesey want to sign up and le helping hand here","publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"archive.org","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","width":"800","height":"600","url":"\/\/ia601705.us.archive.org\/10\/items\/KNTV_20200826_073600_Late_Night_With_Seth_Meyers\/KNTV_20200826_073600_Late_Night_With_Seth_Meyers.thumbs\/KNTV_20200826_073600_Late_Night_With_Seth_Meyers_000001.jpg"}},"autauthor":{"@type":"Organization"},"author":{"sameAs":"archive.org","name":"archive.org"}}],"coverageEndTime":"20240716T12:35:10+00:00"}