Picture of herself with a can of be in for another 6,000 years of the companys beans to social living media. Originally, jared was going to do it, but it was too heavy. Hel i dont know about that i think, you know, when you just think about it, my reaction gotten to working. Would be, oh, my gosh, more time with people that i love. Better call in sick. Like, of course, that sounds really nice. This looks like a confusing ad but, ultimately, i think having youd see on the side of a bus why to live for a very long time why did they get a white lady for that must feel incredibly lonely. Is that a new netflix show or something . Today was tax day. And i think the idea of losing i thought that was back in april, said a man who wasnt people that you love over and over and over again, i would going to pay them in july either after president Trumps Press Conference yesterday in the have a really hard time with white house rose garden, social that seth yeah. Media users began posting that his signature golden hair looked and the movie, it should be noted, this is a super fun action movie gray well, yeah but its also really sad at they say that does start to times and i think does a nice happen around 74 job of looking at that as well these are the same people that i also want to give you a shout are, like, wait a minute, is out for this as an action movie star, which, lets be that bronzer . Honest, you fully are now. During a press conference yesterday, President Trump [ laughter ] discussed coronavirus testing i feel like you are at the forefront of fight scenes that and said, quote, instead of testing over 40 million people, take place in enclosed places. If we did half the testing, we would have half the cases. I feel like youve had some if we did another, you cut that really good stairworthy fights in half, we would have yet again in some films. Half of that. This has an airplane fight he then held up a calculator to show his work. A hallway fight. Youre getting very good at close fighting wow thank you. Should he get it . Youre just coming with so many white house trade adviser compliments. Peter navarro wrote an oped in [ laughter ] usa today entitled can we just facetime every Anthony Fauci has been wrong morning . Can i start my day about everything i have seth yeah. Interacted with him on. I would super be down for it yeah and if you read that oped, what it is fun it is actually the challenge are you doing in a hotel when you have a set piece kind in a new interview, Hillary Clinton said that we of dictate the space that youre going to be able to utilize. Have to be ready for the its really fun to have that possibility that President Trump um, yeah wont leave quietly if he loses in november. I mean, listen, i am inspired by i mean, of course he wont leave fights quietly. Like, you know the bathroom he doesnt do anything quietly the quietest thing a human can fight in mission seth yeah. Yeah. I mean, i love fights like that. Do is breathe. And he does it like this so, um, i think its always the [ breathing heavily set piece plays a huge part in it and when you have a lot of space, i think you lose some of former Vice President joe biden that intensity of, like, people indicated on monday that he being right on top of each other would be open to the senate ending the filibuster in an effort to create systemic change in the handtohand combat style. In the u. S. , adding, people assume i love filibusters, but so, where else can we have a really my stories are just super fight scene . Hmm. Long. [ laughter ] seth thats true i feel like i mean you adult website pornhub announced guys because i feel like yesterday it will give there is obviously the bathroom fight scene in mission. Away 300,000 worth of free advertising to struggling small and then this has an airplane businesses fight scene. Although, given the fact that but have we seen a really good everybodys working from home, airplane bathroom fight scene . Pornhub might be the reason your business is struggling [ laughter ] now were really making it as small yeah, kevin, i just havent now we are literally just gotten those reports yet. Its body to body contact. Kevin, whats that noise in seth yeah, exactly thats amazing though the and finally, today was national seth no one wins in an respect canada day airplane bathroom fight. Its the only holiday that ends in please . That is one of the adages. Thats the monologue yeah. No, everyones a loser in that for sure seth hey, everyone this is very exciting news today is the official launch day seth you have an ax in this film and, uh, you seem very of peacock, nbcs new streaming comfortable with the ax. Service. Does something does work go it is completely free. There is a Premium Version if into looking like you know what you can swing it youre doing with an ax . 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Oh, [ bleep ] me so, as magical interdimensional portals go, it was kind of a bust on the plus side, it did spit out my beloved copy of the thorn birds. Now its right up there. But, hey, at least i have my own space here where i can do my show without any attic wasps, unplanned ethan hawke cameos, or interruptions from the ghost of a dead sea captain arrghh, i dont interrupt i interject seth anyway, speaking of going insane, the president and his political allies are telling you to suck it up and deal with the out of control coronavirus outbreak and if you dont like it, hey, you can always resort to cannibalism. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Its more than just fast. It keeps all your devices running smoothly. Seth donald trump is clearly upset that he cant hold rallies with builtin security that protects your kids. Anymore now that attendance is. No matter what theyre up to. So bad they look like tuesday afternoon mets games it protects your info. So, yesterday, he lured. And gives you 24 7 peace of mind. Reporters to the rose garden by pretending to hold a press. That if its connected, its protected. Conference but decided instead to hold a Little Campaign rally even that that petcamera thingy. For himself, which quickly [ whines ] can your internet do that . Devolved into yet another one of xfinity xfi can because its. His trademark psychotic meltdowns. Simple, easy, awesome. Joe bidens entire career has [ barking ] for the ultimate inhomey. Been a gift to the Chinese Communist party. Theyre going to abolish immigration enforcement. What theyre going to do is theyre going to rip down the wall, theyre taking it down they want to take down the wall. Abolish Law Enforcement as we biden wants to defund our military they want to abolish our police who are you departments. I lead a group of immortals they want to abolish our prisons, i guess an army, i guess, soldiers, but, hunter, where is hunter where is hunter, by the way . Fighters like you. Abolish in the suburbs, youre going to abolish the suburbs look with this. Youve got questions, kid. I think we have really good poll i get it numbers. Theyre not suppression polls, you want answers theyre real polls you look at the lakes, you see get back in the car. Eth that thousands of boats with trump signs. The old guard, which is available to stream now on you look at bikers for miles and miles riding up highways proudly netflix. Heres more of my conversation with Charlize Theron with their signs seth ah, yes, those two key another really cool thing about demographics, the boats and the this film is obviously you bikers your costar is a woman, now all you need are the cowboys, the construction directed by a black woman. Workers, and the leather men, and youll have swept the village people, or, as i call them, the erectoral college. And i believe the producers, three of the producers were oh, seth, shame on you. Women, yourself included how was that experience . Was it did you feel the conference in the rose garden to difference being out there brag about a boat parade yeah. I mean, listen and dont forget the jet theres theres a sadness attached to skiers they love trump. Parasailers. Bungee jumpers the fact that it feels so great basically, everyone whose wife wants them out of the house for because it does feel very weekends theyre on team trump. And of course the coronavirus pandemic, you know, that ongoing unusual. And thats not right crisis that has left the country in ruins, barely, barely came up we shouldnt have, you know, at all when i look back in my over he basically ignored it. Thats like the Fire Department 25year career, its really sad showing up to a Burning House just to sell you their new calendar how often how little ive check out those six pack abs either these guys are smoking experienced with more women than hot or your house is on fire. Men. Oh, is it . Oh, it is on fire. And so, you know, it was really nice on this to okay, this is a case where its both. To to be surrounded by women. It is impossible to watch what is unfolding right now under this administration and avoid the conclusion that america is there was a just a Different Energy about it. In freefall. And, you know, just not women, at this very moment as a mostly but, like, really talented women. Preventable second coronavirus like, that is the other thing outbreak spirals further out of that is always so crazy to me. Control, more than 5 million like, its not that hard to find americans have lost their health really talented women in all insurance. A third have missed housing payments departments, not just in front as many as 28 million face of the camera but behind the eviction camera expanded Unemployment Benefits and so, i you know, i are about to expire. People are about to get their think i really do think we tax bills. Schools might not be able to have to just we have to keep reopen the pressure on our industry to and even the Postal Service is being gutted by soulless kind of sustain this kind of corporate raiders installed by our cretinous business husk of a storytelling because it is president. Think about that really i almost swore we might not even be able to get our mail in time anymore thats how bad things e. And for most of us, getting our it really is [ laughter ] mail is the only entertainment seth we would have happily beeped that out for you. Thats the least we could do [ laughter ] the only thing we have to keep us preoccupied is excitedly rushing to the mailbox to see this isnt giving anything away. Whats 30 off in this months but it is you know, again, pottery barn catalog its based on this comic that honey, would this wicker basket tells a longer story it certainly seems set up to look good in our panic room . Tell more story. And then, of course, theres the fact that an outofcontrol so that must be exciting too, coronavirus outbreak could that, you know, you have this very femaleforward action film dovetail with flu season in the fall and winter as the cdc that is lined up to make more. , director warned just yesterday think about all of these simultaneous crises colliding at which im really excited about once and how much preventable the character of quinn is kind of teased in this. Misery that would unleash on the shes seth yes country. This kind of righthand the only way 2020 could get any person worse is if washingtons shes was the two of them Football Team changed their name were the first and theres obviously a to the jeffrey epsteins. Relationship there that we didnt really explore in this apologies to whoever had to make film so im excited, if we get the that in our department on the chance to make another one, to g