Its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for tuning in my name is jimmy fallon and i appreciate you being here this on monday night. We have a big show john legend is here. We also have Mike Birbiglia. And then john legend is going to perform a track off his new album bigger love tonight on the show happy monday to everybody and thanks again for watching. Honey, do you think maybe we should do another ask the fallons ask the fallons maybe. Tomorrow, tuesday is normally when we do it. Thats our tuesday. Jimmy havent done it in a a while. Its been a while jimmy yeah had a little break. Jimmy yeah, you havent brought it up. I found that funny i have not mentioned it, no jimmy well, if anyone has questions for me or my director and beautiful wife, nancy, or our kids, you know my wife loves to be on maybe they wont have questions. Jimmy my life loves to be on camera. Maybe they jimmy let our audience, as i always say, let our audience speak. They win. Jimmy let our audience speak, please. I always say that. You never say that lets get to some jokes. Theres a lot of jokes to go over ready . Well, guys, if you thought watching a talk show with no crowd was weird, wait until you see what President Trump did with his rally sources close to the white house said President Trump is furious that his much hyped Campaign Reboot went dust the president had boasted that a Million People requested tickets but the Tulsa Fire Marshal tells nbc news that 6,200 people showed up leaving rows of empty seats. Jimmy yeah, not good that crowd made trumps inauguration look like obamas inauguration 6,200 people 6,200 people trumps had more former staffers write books about him than that. 6,200 people 6,200 people isnt a rally its a graduation at a Small Liberal Arts College you can tell the Trump Campaign may be lowering expectations because the next rally is being held inside the birthday room at dave busters oh, this photo of trumps rally really went viral and pretty much sums up the night take a look at this. That looks like the one guy who wasnt told the nba season has been postponed lets go raptors lets go raptors i love that he is sitting by himself. Hes the mask on nobody around. Yeah, although President Trump bragged about almost 1 Million People requesting tickets to his rally, as i said, only about 6,000 showed up. And officials were so desperate to fill the space two hours before the event they actually texted supporters. The Great American comeback celebration is almost here there is still space. And i guess it wasnt the only text here is some more. After that they texted, did you guys get the address it was printed a little small, so just wanted to make sure you went to the right place. Then they said, youll never guess who showed up. Two juicy to text. Just come. Its vin diesel. Then they said, okay, fine, vin diesel is not here, but we do have 9 billion extra pens that say trmp, it was a misprint. Then they said, if you come now we will show you the tapes you know the ones. Then they wrote, okay, honestly, no one is here and its so awk, please, please, please come. There is pizza. Then they said, you know what if you are not going to come im eating the pizzas you freaking losers. And finally, they texted, whatever, guys, you know what you are not even my friends. Siri, give me nine mcdonald alcohols. Meanwhile, it seems like another reason for the less than promised turnout came from a very surprising source reports of kpop fans and tiktok teens sabotaging the event soon flooded twitter with claims they purposefully ordered hundreds of thousands of trump rally tickets as a prank. Jimmy wow. There hasnt been a coordinated social media effort like this since they changed sonic the hedgehogs teeth before this trump thought bts was just something he got after eating fast food its easy to poke fun at trumps tulsa rally for low attendance but thats not really fair to the substance of trumps speech i mean, he hasnt spoken to anyone in three turbulent months so he probably has an important message. Lets just hear him out. And the stage was higher than this one and the ramp was jimmy okay, thats him just talking about the ramp that he walked down at west point. Lets just fast forward a bit. Because im wearing leather bottom shoes, which is good if you are walking on flat surfaces its not good for ramps. Jimmy he is still doing ramp material. Lets just keep going. This was a steel ramp it had no handrail it was like an ice skating rink jimmy all right, lets go way ahead. Lets get to the meat of the speech i cant fall with the fake news watching. Jimmy no one cares this ramp thing is ancient history. Very, very slippery jimmy we get it. It was a slippery ramp i wouldnt want to run down the whole thing because the fall there would definitely be bad. Jimmy you know what . Lets move on. When trump finally did get around to talking about things that matter, he made a pretty shocking statement about coronavirus testing. Here is the bad part. When you test when you do testing to that extent, you are going to find more people, you are going to find more cases so i said to my people, slow the testing down, please jimmy im starting to get a little worried that trumps doctors are sticking those swabs a little too far up his nose hey, if trump wants fewer people showing up for tests, he should just hold his next rally at a testing site. Trump was like, i want testing to be as slow as me walking down a ramp. Have i told you how steep it was and slippery . Maybe the lowest point of the evening came when trump introduced his new nickname for the coronavirus. Its a disease without question, has more names than any disease in history i can name kungflu. I can name 19 different versions of names. Jimmy trump is just making sure that there arent any minorities he forgets to offend before the election. Yeah, the evening didnt quite go as trump had planned. In fact, he looked a little defeated when he arrived back at the white house early sunday morning. Take a look. [ helicoper whirring ] jimmy yikes, that looks like a commercial for zoloft he looks like a guy coming home from a bar where all his buddies mets girls except for him. He looks like a kid who got a million rsvps to his Birthday Party and only had 6,200 show up as if things werent bad enough as if things werent bad enough for trump, he even managed to upset the family of a music legend tom pettys family filed a cease and desist notice over the use of his song i wont back down which was played in lat nights rally tulsa. Jimmy based on trumps last month, if he was going to play a tom petty song, he should have gone with free fallin. Well, theres some good news for People Living in new york city. This morning, new york city officially enters phase two of their reopening. Hair salons, inperson retail and outdoor seating at restaurants will now be open to the public jimmy barber shops are open again. New york is finally getting to experience the awkwardness of a talk about you using conditioner your hair is silky smooth. Thanks, maybe its the microbeads or something. Phase two is outdoor dining, playgrounds, and some offices. Phase three is figuring out how to cancel all those plans because the virus is back. New york city playgrounds reopened it was a big day for parents, kids and old guys holding a beer in a paper bag. Well, guys, even though Independence Day isnt for another week, people all over the country have been complaining about fireworks going off in the middle of the night. In fact, fireworks complaints in new york city are 230 times higher than usual this year. Check out the statement from the city the city of new york asks that all residents refrain from setting off fireworks. Not only are they a safety hazard, but many of your neighbors have to work very early in the morning and [ explosion fireworks make it difficult to get a decent nights [ explosion sleep. Look, everyones already on edge after these past few months and hearing [ explosion explosions all night really [ explosion isnt helping. Ill wait. Okay plus, its very stressful to dogs because dogs [ explosion have very sensitive ears so please knock it off, just knock it off, im begging you. Thank [ explosion you. Jimmy and the protests are finally starting to cause some real change. The packaging for aunt jemima is now sorry. Im getting a zoom call. Keep rolling tim barnes, hey, this is our writer, tim barnes hey, jimmy. Jimmy hey, tim, last time we talked it seemed like a lot of your white friends were checking in on you is that still happening . No, that was like a a threeday thing. Jimmy well, what can i do, tim . Yeah, im sorry to interrupt, but i heard what you just said about aunt jemima. Jimmy i know isnt it great i mean, sure. Jimmy you dont seem very excited. Its great, jimmy, but its not real change. I think we need to be careful right now of bandaids jimmy good point, tim. The fact that they are finally making bandaids in different skin tones is really amazing no. I mean, its a metaphorical bandaid it doesnt mean real change. Its great that brands are changing their imagery and acknowledging people of color, but the changes that need to happen are going to have to be really monumental. Jimmy agreed i think taking down these confederate monuments is the change that needs to happen. Its very exciting okay, yes, i agree with what you are saying about the monuments. But i dont think you hear what im saying jimmy its not your job to explain racism to me, tim. I know thats my responsibility i am not trying to explain racism to you, jimmy i am trying to explain this conversation all of the syrup and the monuments and everything are great but they are bandaids metaphorical ones on the symptoms of racism but not actual changes and the things that are the cause of racism jimmy quaker oats. Was that a question jimmy new bachelor is going to be black. Is that a question . Jimmy yes. No jimmy, think i all of these hangs are important. But these are also corporations we are talking about so, yes, they are bandaids and syrup and a black bachelor, but are they even doing this for the right reasons. Jimmy i mean, i think he is really going to try to find love, right . Oh, my god, jimmy, i cant even explain to you how upset i will be if he is not really there to find love if you are not there for love, dont be there jimmy thank you who do you think will be back from previous seasons jimmy i mean, who knows . Well, okay. Who got voted off last season . Jimmy tim, i really got to get back to the show, man. Yeah, sorry okay, yeah, just wanted to zoom in about the syrup jimmy all good anytime. So call me back so we can dish on the bach jimmy you bet. Tim barnes, everybody. Well, as businesses start to slowly reopen across the country, a lot of people are still using those zoom meetings they want to keep continuing with those guys. And to be honest, i use excuses to get out of my zoom meetings a lot. I think people have started to notice check it out jimmy all right, guys, im going to hop off, okay i got to i got to make dinner early dinner i need to check if we got any packages i didnt order any id still like to check. I need to wash my sweatpants its been two months, so i think its time. I only paid for five gigs of data a month, so i might i i need to check out my home brewed batch of hand sanitizers coming along i just realized i never read moby dick. Im going to jump off and do that now someone else wants to do the zoom i need to check the garbage can to make sure its where i left it im going to go shave the other half of my chest i got to do a tiktok food hat. Murder hornets murder hornets bye hey, look over there ooh, ouch. Regular hornets. Still quite unpleasant sorry this call is great, i just have a previous engagement of staring at a blank wall for an hour. I just remembered that i never talked to you in person this much, so im going to leave. Later stick around we will be right back with the one and only john legend come on back if yoyoull get 2 vyears or 20,000 miles of scheduled carefree maintenance. 3 years or 36,000 miles of 24 7 roadside assistance. 4 years or 50,000 miles bumpertobumper limited warranty. 5 years of connected services. And for 6 years you wont have paid any interest. Down the road, youll be grateful you bought a volkswagen today. A new moment in wireless has begun. 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But it was, you know, at the very beginning it was everybody was just trying to figure out how to adjust, and you were doing the shows from home i was doing all my interviews from home. Im home right now i was doing a lot of performances from home so, yeah jimmy has anything changed productionwise for you . Do you have a new camera do you have the same laptop, or what is this i have the same laptop, but weve been trying to step things up. I shot a fathers day special where we had full production we just had everybody jimmy i thought that was great. Thank you we had everybody wear masks and we did a lot of it outside so we tried to be as safe as possible but, you know, everybodys kind of easing back into using full production but just doing it with more precautions now. Jimmy yeah, tough. I saw your dad on there, too thats pretty cool yes jimmy thats pretty cool yeah, he was great. It was nice. It was heartwarming to talk how much i appreciate him and the example he set for me and t how, you know, as a dad i try to emulate him as much as i can. Jimmy yeah i was going to say, me, too. But i dont mean your dad, but probably, but my dad as well is what i was saying. Yeah. Absolutely jimmy imitating your dad its good when you have a a good example, you know, in your life on how to treat your kids jimmy exactly. How are your hows the family did they enjoy fathers day with you did you get to enjoy it at all, or yes, chrissy surprised me she set up a dinner date on our deck and somehow i was able to not see it the whole time while they were setting it up and it was a true surprise. I thought we were just going to go in the backyard and take some photos and go out to somewhere else jimmy yeah but she set it all up in our backyard, and it was a really lovely dinner date and they made me feel like a a king on fathers day i appreciated it jimmy you have to give her my best. Yes jimmy shes one of my favorites, man of course jimmy she is so shes so real yes jimmy and thats why everyone loves her i was like, dude, thats what you thats what you get, man. She is real shes funny. Shes creative jimmy oh, yeah shes a great person to be stuck in the house with. Jimmy exactly. And hows the babies what are they into these days . Are they into frozen . They are still into frozen, frozen 2 especially miles even is singing every single song on frozen 2. Pretty good at the lyrics now. And he is very into frozen 2. You think its more of a girls thing. But miles is into it, too. Jimmy yeah, my girls are into like one song from frozen 2. I forget which one, or one or two. Into the unknown or show yourself or jimmy show yourself. I know all of them. I have seen all of it. Luna is a connoisseur. Shes actually more into scoobydoo than anything else though jimmy dude whats going on . Im not kidding. What is happening . cause my kids are into scoobydoo like crazy right now. And the scoobydoo franchise is prolific. They warner bros. Has cranked out so much scoobydoo like straight to dvd content, that they are all these randomly themed scoobydoo movies. They have a like wrestlemania one. Jimmy i watched vampire one. They want to watch it. Its called vampire the musical. They watched it over yes scooby goes to mexico, scooby goes to hawaii, scooby goes to japan. Its like scooby has gone everywhere and solved every mystery in the world jimmy hey, i want to talk to you about you do so much, you give back, very socially active yeah. You have a thing called free America Organization well, back when i when common and i wrote that song glory for selma and i stood up on the stage when we got an oscar for it i said, you know, americas the most incarcerated country in the world and this issue is particularly affecting the black and brown communities of this country and we need to change that. And so i organized my team around figuring out how we could add to the conversation, bring light to the activists and organizers who have been working on it for a long time and we set about doing that. We founded free america back then, and we went around and spoke to lots of people, people in jails and prisons, corrections officers, district attorneys, legislators, people who were formerly incarcerated and just tried to understand the history better and then we spent a lot of time getting to know a lot of the activists and organizers from state to state who were trying to make change, and then weve been trying to amplify their work and help change the system jimmy you know, obviously, its been its rocking the whole globe right now, but yeah. Jimmy i think everyones realize that we do need change and you know, the policing needs change yeah. Policing the fact that we use police and jails and prisons to solve far too many social issues that could be solved in other ways. Thats something a lot of people are looking at now and i think its important that we do that and i think, you know, out of the tragedy of losing george floyd and other people, theres really been a movement thats been enhanced and been, you know, void by outrage and by concern for our communities and hopefully we can, you know, in this moment, seize that momentum and really make serious change and hold our leaders accountable for serious change jimmy i want to talk about your new album this is yeah. Jimmy i love that you honestly, we didnt know when it was going to come out last time i talked to you yeah. Jimmy im not sure were almost close to mixing and finishing . Yeah. Jimmy i want to get into all that because its called bigger love. Its available now on spotify. Get it off of apple, wherever you listen to your music download it. But for real, dont bootleg download it. For real download it stream it. Who needs to bootleg now . 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Because despite everything thats changed, one thing hasnt and thats our devotion to you and our communities. Our priority will always be to keep you and our associates safe, while making sure you can still get the essentials you need. Jimmy here is more of my conversation with john legend. Jimmy john legend, thank you again for being on our show appreciate it. Bigger love is the record. Yes jimmy oh, quickly, i want to say, i was just talking about you because we had Bashir Salahuddin and diallo riddle on the show from shermans showcase. And i know that you are a producer on that yes, i am a producer on that and they also wrote the fathers day special i did for abc yesterday. So we love working with those guys and i know they are alumni of your show, and that you helped them start their careers in such a great way. And they are incredible writers and very funny, and they get music, too, in a great way because they met each other singing together at harvard. So they are the Perfect Partners for shermans showcase. The were the Perfect Partners for our fathers day special as well jimmy lets talk about bigger love. Congrats on this thank you jimmy there is so many different sounds and fun grooves on there its uplifting i love the cover who did the cover . So, an artist named Charly Palmer did the cover. He is really known for his portraits and the use of flowers in a lot of the portraits that he does and we were looking jimmy it was a hawaiian vibe or something . Yeah, well, hes got flowers kind of coming around my neck in the photo, and then we have this whole landscape that he did inside the cover he just did some beautiful stuff. We wanted to look soulful and colorful and we wanted to feel good for summer. Like, we just wanted that vibe because i felt like the music really fit that energy and so he was able to give us that jimmy yeah, it is perfect. In some interview i was reading you said the record is almost like a musical hug yes we need it right now you know the world is going through a lot and, with the pandemic and what we are going through here in the states around policing and the criminal justice system, i just felt like, you know, people were, like, would you want to hold on to the record and wait until things calm down i was like, you know what . If there was anything i would want to put out right now this is it because i felt like people need some love in their lives. People need to feel good particularly at the beginning of the summer i felt like this was the right thing for people to hear. So, i said, lets put it out jimmy i love that you did that because, honestly, we do. We need it Everyone Needs new product we need music. It just helps. It heals its just you are doing a a song tonight called ooh laa. Yes jimmy whats the story behind that . Whats behind the sound . Well, the sound of the song is as the producer described to me when we were starting to write it, he said we should do a song where doowop meets trap and of course thats an interesting log line for a a song interesting idea and, you know, it could go wrong if you do it wrong, but it really worked out with this song because it has, like, that oldschool energy and the modern energy coming together, and my whole career has always been a little bit of nostalgia mixed with modernity and so i felt like that was a perfect way to kick off the album. And its one of my favorite songs on the album its a sexy song its about me, you know, being away from home for a while and missing my baby and ready to come home and have some ooh laa, which is, of course, a euphemism. Jimmy yeah, i get it i get ya and tonights the first time heg i have never played it live before and i am excited for you all to hear it. Jimmy bigger love is the name of the record john legend, we love you, man. 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A lot of pizza. A lot of cake. My whole new show is about aging and middle age and so it was momentous. I am 42, which is exactly halfway through your life, not technically. Not everyone dies at 84, but no one is ever like, 80 through 100, those are the years but i was 83, i reached for a grape and i never walked again. You hear that sometimes. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my but its but its you know, its how old are you now . Jimmy 45 45. So were like over the hill is the term. Jimmy yeah and i never understood that term until i got on the hill and then im looking around and im like, oh, there is Natural Causes theyre not close, but they are coming. Jimmy hand me those binoculars [ laughter ] oh no. There are so many things on this side of the hill i dont like [ laughter ] can we go back down the hill oh gosh. The other side of the hill, by the way, not as fun jimmy no [ laughter ] not at all you think the part is fun is fun, youre climbing, youre learning how to climb. Jimmy sledding, skiing, those thats fun. Anything like that walking walking down the hill for your life is not its like well, its like trump coming off the plane its like, thats the hill thats coming down the hill. Jimmy hey, can i see the cover of the book . I want to see oh, yeah it came out this week. Jimmy dude the new one. Jimmy look at this wait, can i see the artwork . So the artwork is Wendy Macnaughton painted it, codesigned by crystal saka. Its an earth of toys. Jimmy ah, that is is that beautiful jimmy yeah, its fantastic so its cowritten by my wife its by j. Hope stein, my wife jen and a and a i will say this, cause a its sort of a he said she said about us having a child together and or its a but she writes poems. So its a he said she poems. He said she poetry jimmy oh, my gosh. Was it fun working with her . It was awesome. I mean, i have to say, jen is so talented. And its like, it id have in my word document when i was writing, id have these beautiful poems at the end of a chapter, beginning of a chapter and i would be like, i have to make it as good as that you know and sort of forced me to raise my game. Jimmy oh, really thats fun you know what i mean . I felt like you probably had it over the years at snl when you are playing with Different Actors on the in the cast and you are like, i got to bring my game for this person cause theyre so cause theyre so good. I bet people felt that way about you, too jimmy i know what you are saying though. But i mean, i had a great cast when i first walked in it was, you know, will ferrell and Molly Shannon and ana gasteyer and cheri and parnell jimmy chris kattan yeah, yeah. Yeah jimmy dude, everybody was good and i was just like i was out of my league but, yeah, thats how it felt jen was my will ferrell is what im getting at i feel like we could be brothers im looking at you next to me and im like, brothers in a a movie. Taxi 2, baby jimmy oh, dude, lets do this right now i wish had a pen come on we could do this we could play brothers i could see us i think so. Jimmy you got you have the new one. Yes jimmy i talked to you on our show when it was a broadway show right thats right jimmy so then it became a netflix special. Yes jimmy and now its going to be, knock on wood, a a bestselling book. Its going to be and its going to be a breakfast cereal and its going to be the home game [ laughter ] and jimmy it should be a home game its its jimmy you know what it should be . Really, though, you should make an app i would make an app. Were going to do the app the [ laughter ] i was going to read you something from the book because i thought it was relevant to the two of us. I think we have been married the same amount of time. Im 13 years in july jimmy yeah, im 12 years yeah, im going to be 13, yeah this is from this is my piece of advice for married couples or newly newly married couples. This is the only piece of advice i have, which is i think that theres a in all marriages, no matter how perfect you think your marriage is, i think there is an undercurrent of tension at all times because you have two people experiencing often the same events at the same time and then have two completely different memories of the same event. So so my best example of this is a few years ago we were in chicago where we love to be we love to visit and were staying at this hotel and we were coming down the elevator and wed stayed there before we love this hotel and i said i go, oh, i just remembered theres this cafe in the hotel that you love the last time we were here. And jen said, who did . And i thought, oh, no, because the subtext of who did was, a, that wasnt me. B, that must have been another woman you were dating. C, im not happy about this. And we got to the lobby, the doors open and she goes, oh my god, i love this cafe and i go, i almost died in the elevator from a heart attack and you just casually remembered that im right . And so now whenever we have a shared memory that departs from one another, one of us says, and this is advice for everybody, you can always use this, one of us says, who did . And its our way of saying were both probably wrong. 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Jimmy really so i had john mulaney, hannah gadsby, david sedaris, like all these people and like we work out material and then, i sometimes do these prompts, which are kind of like writing prompts that i do for myself and then i ask the guest. So like ill ask you can i ask you one . Jimmy yeah, sure do you remember a smell from your childhood jimmy oh, so many. Playdoh i think is a big smell for a lof of playdohs huge, thats a a good one jimmy thats a popular one, right . No but, no ones said that yet. But i think of playdoh the smell, all the time. Jimmy oh, and it makes you want to eat it smells so good. You want to eat it . Jimmy yeah jimmy, why wouldnt you eat it jimmy yeah i dont know you should i still eat it [ laughter ] a grown man, i eat playdoh. Jimmy no you dont eat you shouldnt eat playdoh at all. You know what i have is, when i was growing up my parents had air conditioning in their bedroom and it was the only one in the house. And it was massachusetts and when it would get really, really hot in the summer, me and my brother would knock on their door, like one, two in the morning. Were boiling hot. We have our blankets and pillows, and were like, let us in and when your children show up at your bedroom door with blankets and pillows, theres nothing you can do about it. And so theyd let us in, and wed lie on the floor. And this is the smell memory the smell of carpet, and combined with the smell of air conditioning which, i dont even know what it is, but i dont think its that healthy and but its a very fond memory, because it just makes me think of i think all i wanted in life was just to be around my parents, but for them not to talk [ laughter ] and i think thats what they wanted from me too and i think some ways thats what we all want we just want to be around the people we love, but nobody talks. Jimmy i like that, dude. But this is what this is called, the slow round . This is, the slow round. Another slow round question is called, on a loop. And its like, do you have a a memory from your childhood where its on a loop but its not even a story its just a thing that you keep remembering. Jimmy gosh i had one that was like, the first day of kindergarten, at paton school in shrewsbury, massachusetts. The older kids, which was second graders which, it seemed like they were ten feet tall. These two second graders took us to the bathroom to show us where it was and we walked in, and then i didnt have to use the restroom, so i just walked out but i was the only person. And this one second grader, he goes, get in there and i scurried back in there i cant forget it. Jimmy wow no, i know what youre kind of talking about. That weird thing, where youre like, its not a real memory, its nothing it just happened in your life. Yeah, its just a random thing that i cant get out of my head. Jimmy i just thought of another smell. Whats that jimmy remember when someone vomited in your school oh my god, they bring in the thing . Jimmy sawdust or something [ laughter ] the combination of throwup smell and sawdust . [ laughter ] jimmy yes what was that, i just thought of it now. Ive never heard of what is that company out of business are they okay . We dont know. We dont know jimmy weve got to find out who makes that stuff but this is fantastic. Isnt it great . Jimmy i love that idea, thats a great idea. I need stuff to listen to so im so psyched about this podcast. Im so proud of it. You know, like, ive always wanted to do a show where i can invite people on, but im always on tour and this has been an opportunity to try this totally new thing. Jimmy as soon as were done talking, i want to listen to you talk more. That makes me so happy. [ laughter ] jimmy and im going to kindle got your book paperwhite, the book. Kindle, the book jimmy look at that, thats the next cover Mike Birbiglia, youre one of my faves bud stay safe pal, okay . You too, you too. Jimmy thank you buddy. E jimmy more tonight show after the break, everybody stick around jimmy welcome back everybody. Performing the song ooh laa from his new album bigger love here is john legend. Oohlaa oohlaa come and get me waste this is dedicated to tha ooh laa run it to me real quick i be going stupid fo that ooh laa dont make me wai ive been thinking about it all day you know what i wan the second, the minute im home, its ooh laa thats the only music that i wanna hear, is ooh laa get a little louder scream it in my ea yeah spin it roun let it bounce some up down, think wt, flip it rub it dow to the sound of ooh laa ooh la ooh laa you know im romantic id cross the atlantic for that ooh laa ill wear my best tuxed and you can undres me and we go ooh laa dont make me wai ive been thinking about it all day you know what i wan the second, the minute im home, its ooh laa thats the only musi that i wanna hear, i ooh laa get a little louder scream it in my ear, yea spin it round, le it bounce some up down, think we found something smack it, flip it rub it to the sound of oohlaa oohlaa oohlaa yeah oohlaa la la la yeah bounce yeah oohla la la la l oohla oh oh ohlaa oohlaa thank you jimmy hey guys, thank you for watching the tonight show tonight. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. [ laughter ] we have a great week of shows, bye everybody. Here i come announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Jason sudeikis and mike obrien. An all new Second Chance theatre. A closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . I hope you all had a good fathers day i was told my kids were planning a Huge Surprise Party for me instead, i got nothing turns out the whole thing was just a prank played on me by some kpop fans. Anyways, lets get to the news President Trump held a campaign