David chang, musical guest Lady Antebellum, and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hey everybody, welcome to tonight show at home edition my name is jimmy fallon. Thank you very much. It is day 59 of quarantine 59, i believe. Thats the number going out there. So, almost 60. Tomorrow is 60 days in quarantine im staying at home. Im wearing my mask if i do go out, which is rare im walking my dog my dog, gary, was faking a limp today. She was she didnt want to walk as long as i wanted i go, gary, come on. This is a thing. She started, like, limping i go, all right, no problem. So, i try to walk her home really slow, stopping on the way. Then once we got home running around nothing, like Nothing Happened lets get to some jokes here guys, if things arent crazy enough, this weekend, it snowed in new york city weve been quarantined for so long, most new yorkers woke up like, holy crap i slept through the summer. Yeah what season is it . Listen, i just saw that across the country, as states lifted restrictions, several minigolf courses have reopened. But, this is a little different. You know at the end when you have to get the ball in the clowns mouth . The clown is now wearing a a mask very difficult very difficult meanwhile, Vladimir Putin announced that restrictions in russia will be lifted tomorrow thats right putin said now the people can go back to enjoying all the old restrictions some entertainment news. I saw that theres a Television Series based on the National Treasure movies coming to disney plus. And this is strange, the nicolas cage role will be played by joe exotic check this out 7eleven has teamed up with nike to create a pair of 7eleven sneakers. Take a look. And this is cool, all the sneakers are made from the same leather as their hot dogs. They wait for it to rotate, probably a good 100 to 120 rotations. Then they make the sneakers. Listen to this a rare type of sea slug called the blue dragon has been washing up on a seashore in texas. Is it me or does blue dragon sound like knockoff male enhancement pills that you get at a 7evelen . Right next to the sneakers well, once the pandemics over, i read that more workplaces will go back to cubicles and private offices, instead of openfloor plans thats too bad, because im really gonna miss hearing everyones hilarious ring tones. Ah, yeah youre a fan of lizzo. [ light laughter ] oh, youre a fan of lizzo too. Your ringtones lizzo. I get it i overheard that a lot of Grocery Stores are now limiting the amount of meat you can buy its awkward when you try to checkout with too much, and the cashiers like, we got a meat hog at register five. We got a classic meat hog. I read that some people on dating apps are trying to get their matches to break social distancing rules and meetup and theyre even trying out some quarantinethemed pickup lines too. Ill show you what i mean. For example, there is, i just tested negative for antibodies, but tested positive for your body. Theres also, is that a a testing kit in your pocket because i hope it is a testing kit in your pocket theres a shortage of those. And finally, im a cuomo in the streets and a fauci in the sheets. There you have it, thats the monologue right there everybody. Oh, my goodness. What a show we have for you tonight. Multitalented guy. Were so happy to have him on the show Seth Macfarlane is here. This is his charity. Peacocktv. Com forgood. Hes doing this athome variety series starting tonight at 7 00 p. M. On peacock check out what hes doing. Its all for great causes. So, we love having Seth Macfarlane on the show. Also on the show, founder of the momofuku restaurant group. And he has a show, hes the host, called ugly delicious. My man david chang is on the show tonight and here is his charity that hes working with tonight to raise money for the restaurant workers out there. And for musical guests tonight we have Lady Antebellum who will be performing champagne night, which is a song that was composed by one of the winners of songland on nbc you know, during these times in quarantine, im looking for anything that can inspire me, whether it be from my wife or something my kids say. Or something i hear a bird chirp. Or, things that ive seen on instagram. Its time for blessed, inspired. Announcer and now, blessed, inspired. Jimmy guys, weve been holed up in this quarantine for a while now, so were looking for any inspirational thoughts, or quotes, or visions. And i know where to find them, instagram. Its time for blessed, inspired. Our first inspirational quote is your opinion of me doesnt define who i am. But if my pic of my homemade sourdough doesnt get any likes, do i even exist . [ chimes ] how about this morsel . Do one thing each day that scares you unless its catching a spider, which my wife and i agreed is really more her department. cause im not touching that thing. Eeew [ tibetan bowl chime ] heres a treasure. Theres no saint without a past, no sinner without a future and theres definitely no patriots without tom brady. Oh, they aint gonna do it this year no way, tom. Nuhuh, tompa bay, tompa bay heres a spot of light sent through a prism of rain drop and refracted and refracted. And reflected and refracted in fractals words can come back to haunt you, especially if you just ate tuna salad and youre wearing a face mask. Heres a bonus chunk of granola. Be a voice, not an echo unless youre trying to really annoy someone, annoy someone, annoy someone. [ chimes ] i see you i see you over there [ laughter ] this is a little blessing. Some say that happiness is a warm puppy, but nobody says that happiness is a Room Temperature cat. Were down to our last gentle nugget help people even when you know they cant help you back then keep reminding them about that time you helped them. They love that. Thats all we have time for for this edition of blessed, inspired. Thank you very much. [ tibetan bowl chime ] jimmy oh, that guy that guy has it all figured out that guys found peace hey, you know what, i want to check on some friends, because i miss my friends. I miss my crew over at nbc i miss the roots so, i got a chance to check in with tariq from the roots today. And he just seemed a little bothered, just a little irked. Check it out jimmy hey tariq whats up my man how you doing . Tariq hey whats up . Whats up jimmy . [ laughter ] jimmy you doing good, man . Tariq im good im just thinking of some stuff that i need to add to my irk list jimmy your irk list . Tariq yeah, yeah like my list of things that irk me, piss me off. Jimmy what do you mean whats irking you . Whats bothering you tariq i mean, yeah you know, im just tired of being talked down to in my own home, jimmy. Jimmy people in your house are talking down to you . Tariq yeah, exactly. Exactly, man the wife, the toddler, the teenager, they all talk down to me i mean, granted theyre all taller than me, you know [ laughter ] thats cool. Ill give you that jimmy youre not that short, though. Tariq im not that short, but you know, just a little bit. You know, i just want to be built up a little bit, man you know jimmy what are they doing to you, man . Tariq theyre too petty, man. Its like they take all my favorite things, and they store them just a little bit beyond my reach [ laughter ] right . So, like its to make me think i can reach it and then, you know, i try. And then i realize i cant and then its like, oh, you know, why dont you grow up . But im full grown [ laughter ] its like, i dont have, you know, a retractable mechanical arm. I dont have, like, a ladder, a proper stepping stool or a a trampoline to pick up stuff, you know [ laughter ] jimmy so, youre not inspector gadget tariq yeah, what i wind up having to do is like, risk life and limb by climbing up on a a stool. And then i get what i need and then like to get back down, its more of an ordeal i got to like, you know, come down to one knee you know what im saying god forbid i jump off the stool. I mean, i could be jumping to my doom. Nah. Jimmy this is stress he does not need. This is stress you do not need tariq exactly. Its too much, man it irks me my 4yearold sota tariq he can reach everything he can reach everything, no matter how high we try to hide it jimmy hes a cool dude tariq last week i found a pile of wrappers and containers and stuff, like, hidden in the cabinet of all sorts of stuff, man. Gummies, snack bars, gogurts, random kitkat wrappers [ laughter ] it was a mess. And this is all stuff that we keep on the shelf. Its like 12 feet high you know what im saying im like, how can you reach that jimmy yeah, man. Tariq if youre that smart and that selfsufficient, you should be able to wipe your own butt, right . [ laughter ] i mean, you should be. But no, no you know what im saying i feel like he probably can, but hed just rather, you know, like call for the royal wiper, like prince akeem in coming to america. And then, you know jimmy why not . Tariq exactly. Then, here i come. Jimmy he knows what he can do and what he cant tariq yeah, it irks me, man. It irks me [ laughter ] do you know what else irks me . Jimmy what tariq you know, talkative tooth brushers jimmy talkative tooth brushers tariq yeah, its like my wife, man. I feel like, if its something pressing you that much that you have to tell me right now, dont wait until youre brushing your teeth. The electric toothbrush is going, the water going and stuff. And then, you know [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] its like youre speaking in morse code i dont understand that. Jimmy that is insane tariq and then, you know, she spits out the tooth paste, and its like, what time did you leave us last night . And im like, what do you mean what time did i leave you . Like, im still i didnt abandon my family. Like, i awakened and i left the room i started the day. Like, what time did i leave you . And then, you know, when i leave the room actually, shes never like bothered. Shes never worried about what time anything happens unless its my time like, when its her time, shes allergic to time but, if its me, its like, what time did you wake up what time did you leave . What time is the show today . What time do you guys get done . Like, you know, what time, what time, what time . But if we have to be somewhere, say, at 5 30, were leaving the house at 5 45. You know what im saying [ laughter ] and its like, come on, man. Like shes allergic to time otherwise. I dont know, man. Its crazy, crazy. You know, i mean, like me, im never late for anything. Im always on time you know that. You know that right . Im always on time i pride myself in being, you know, early even, right . Jimmy sometimes youre sometimes. Sometimes youve been late for work tariq when im late for work, jimmy, thats on purpose jimmy tariq, its great catching up with you, my man try to stay less irked, okay my friend tariq ill try i dont know [ laughter ] jimmy thank you tariq. He did seem a little irked guys, be sure to tune in tomorrow night oh, this is going to be big. Im very excited about this. We made a couple of phone calls and we got our pal brendon urie from panic at the disco to sing a song with me and the roots. And its a pretty famous song. And we were hoping that he would do it. And he said yes, and he sounds great. Anyways, that will debut tomorrow night on our show when we come back, the very talented Seth Macfarlane come on, come on back. 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Jimmy im so psyched i saw that thing come in, i go oh, this gonna be fun, man. We can go to the same cocktail parties and not feel weird. Jimmy exactly. How are you in this quarantine are you getting anything done . Are you how are you feeling i am. Its like im getting im getting a lot done i find that like, you know, we set up all these crazy systems where i can edit the show from home i can record family guy and its the technical part of our culture, the way people have stepped up to kind of close these gaps for us is kind of amazing jimmy it is crazy, right yeah. Jimmy cause you do orville. You were in the middle of shooting season three. Yes jimmy which by the way, congrats on season two i saw that was like 100 fresh on Rotten Tomatoes yeah. Jimmy and thats always good but dude, so youre in the middle of doing season three and they go, sorry, were shutting everything down. We were right in the middle of the shooting an episode of the orville. So its like when this thing airs at long last whenever that is one episode is going to be such that youre going have people between one scene to the next, people are suddenly going to gain 20 pounds and have like long white beards. So jimmy unexplicable. Yeah no one can say why no no plans on when thats going to come out yet . Not it depends on when we get back to work it depends on jimmy right. In what conditions we get back to work so its yeah, its all i mean, its what weve shot about half the season. Its looking amazing i mean its were basically going to be delivering people a little movie every week, so. Jimmy i mean, do you find is that a lot of pressure on you . Because i mean, were all kind of looking for new family guys and new american dads. Yeah. Jimmy and man, it was like, seth, we need stuff we need content, dude. Like is it like again, thank you so much for coming on the show, by the way i really appreciate it oh, anytime i love it. Jimmy so many people watch and theyre big fans of yours. But i mean like, i dont know. Its like youre like, im only one man i can do this. I can do that. I mean i i like to stay i like to stay busy. I mean, and i and theres enough for me to do from a a writing standpoint and from a producing standpoint that i can i can find ways to fill to me, im coming to the realization that this is what ive always wanted, an excuse to never leave my house. [ laughter ] and yeah, you know, i try to the Biggest Issue for me is, you know, as i look ahead to whats next and as i start writing projects and im sure youve heard this before. When youre writing characters, its hard to predict how people are going to behave. Like, you know, jim shakes hands with bob like is that ever going to happen again jimmy yeah, youre right what is the world going to look like, and how much a part of day to day interaction between people is this going to be and you just cant predict that so youre just writing the world that we know now and so, thats the biggest challenge to me. Jimmy you can probably get away with it a little bit with family guy, right . Yeah, yeah. Yeah jimmy cause you kind of live in your own reality im luckily, im with two shows that dont really have to address it family guy is a cartoon and the orville is 500 years in the future so, i kind of lucked out i dont ever ask for jimmy yeah, you can make up whatever rules yeah, we never shook hands exactly jimmy i saw somewhere, i was looking on your instagram or Something Like that youve been drawing ever since you were a kid different comics and drawings and i thought that was awesome how old were you when you started doing that 12 13 i was about my parents have fred flintstones and woody woodpeckers and bugs bunny from when i was about two trying to like, you know, with my stubby baby carrot fingers trying to copy them off the tv, holding my pencil wrong but, yeah, i started you know, i experimented with animation for the first time i think when i was about 12. Jimmy yeah just making short films that were very crude and very, very, you know, loxy jimmy were you doing like video tape, like pausing it, and then changing the drawing then unpausing it . Yeah. You know, it was a super 8 camera, if you remember those. Jimmy yeah, its cause they go [ camera rolling ] yep, yep. Jimmy that one there was a setting on it where you could take one frame at a time. And so, that was what i was using. Jimmy wow. And you know, just coming out, you literally wait like eight weeks for the film to get developed cause its going to go to like danbury, connecticut or someplace and then theyre coming back you see what you did wrong, and you do it again. And then you wait another ghs,n process. Jimmy thats right and they had to come back to that we used to have photo mattes yes, soid we. Jimmy it was like a weird little booth in the middle of a parking lot. And thats all they did was give you a developed it was suppose to be like it was so odd. Its like a toll booth for film jimmy i cant even imagine now like, whats the real estate on that i have no idea. And yeah, cause it was never its own space. It waslways a part of a larger parking lot jimmyand i feel like you can kindf just lift it right off the ground if you really wanted to rip them off it was a dangerous place not good in bad weather no jimmy yeah, it was a toll booth. All right. Talk to me about the athome variety show and whats happening. Where can we see this then well, basically, this is this is a show on peacock which is a new streaming service jimmy oh, is that right . [ laughter ] with a great name, peacock. Jimmy oh, what a name. [ laughter ] none of us were in that Board Meeting when we probably should have been jimmy no comedians were in that Board Meeting no there were no comedians excuse me if im sorry. Yes, back here. Jimmy no. Is there is there jimmy just sit back down. We got it. Were good, were good we dont want any other suggestions. [ laughter ] but, yeah, its a weekly nightly, rather, nightly athome variety show that im hosting, and each each installment features a a different celebrity who comes in and does their own act of some kind or other the array of installments is pretty diverse jimmy how fun. Everybodys doing it different. Yeah, its very experimental its very avantgarde. Jimmy and its all helping people during the pandemic yes jimmy all charity. Its all for charity. All for essential workers and communities in need. And so jimmy is it sort of like a a circus of the stars type of thing . Do you remember that i do remember circus of the stars. Yeah jimmy oh, that was i think this is more voluntary. I think these people are happy to be there doing this [ laughter ] jimmy are you saying they were there against their will . I remember reading that like circus of the stars was something that like the actors were kind of forced to do if they wanted to keep working. Jimmy i loved it what was the olympics . Do you remember there was like, gabe kaplan, get on that trapeze. Jimmy itd say, Brooke Shields is going to walk on broken glass when we come back. And you go, so youre saying she didnt really want to do that . Charlotte ray is going to swallow a sword. Jimmy from facts of life, mrs. Garrett yes [ laughter ]ats unbelievable. Well, were going to putenight w you go to peacocktv. Com forgood. And how are you on that variety show will you be hosting it will you be appearing on it . You know, im literally at the moment, just hosting im standing in my standing in my house and rolling out the acts jimmy i think its awesome thank you for doing that when we come back i dont know if you mind can we play one game that involves some fun impressions . Yes, absolutely always jimmy i love it. Seth macfarlane everybody. When we come back, more tonight show. 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Ill hold up a name, youll sing it in that voice, and then, as the song goes on, ill pick up a different name and youll change your voice and sing it as that person is that okay that sounds good to me, man jimmy the song youll be singing is youre nobody till somebody loves you. Roll it. Youre nobody until somebody loves you well youre nobody until somebody cares well you may be kin and you may possess al the world and its gold but gold wont brin you happiness when youre growing old but the world still is the sam youll never change it just as sure as the stars shine above well youre nobod nobody till somebody loves you so fin yourself somebody to love giggity but the world still is the sam youll never change it just as sure as the stars shine abov well youre nobody until somebody loves you so find yourself somebody find yoursel somebody to love [ laughter ] jimmy come on that is how you do it right there Seth Macfarlane. Oh, my gosh. Dude, i cant wait to see you again in person. Thank you for doing this for us i appreciate it. Congrats on everything, and yeah, well be watching you on the peacock, bud you bet, man. My pleasure. Jimmy more tonight show when we come back. Stick around, everybody. U emu doug [ siren ] give me your hand i can save you. Lots of money with Liberty Mutual we customize your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. When better chickens are hatched, we will hatch them. Its why all of the tyson chicken that bears his name is raised with no antibiotics ever. Every nugget, strip and drumstick. Keep it real. Keep it tyson. New force flex plus, bright colors febreze freshness. Think through some of theo logistics there. Colors were trying to get them to let us know so we can plan. Very critical time for us. Im working too 90 of the calls, ellis thinks that shes also part of the call. Broke it. Starting next week[yelling] hey guys. Im so exhausted. 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I never thought id say this, but i kind of miss school the teachers, i mean, yall are gifted people i thank you so much for what youre doing. Their investment into our children is beyond what we can even imagine. Appreciate all that you do. Jimmy guys, im about to talk to david chang. And i just love the guy so much i dont really know where he is, but i know hes stuck with his family in a place that hes not used to. So he said his wifi may go in and out. But thats, you know, thats what happened. We all we love wifi by the way. Thank you whoever optimum, whoever gives me my wifi thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you guys forever and ever youre doing a great job with my wifi. But whoevers doing changs, i dont know [ light laughter ] hes like, he doesnt know what to do. But anyways, i think im going to have an interview with the great restaurant tour, the great entrepreneur, the great philanthropist, mr. David chang. Check it out jimmy is it me hes frozen right now. [ laughter ] oh man, i want to video tape changs face [ laughter ] this is great. I want to talk a picture [ laughter ] dude, youre going just from like youre going from, like, laughing to, like yeah, im going to try this im going to try my phone, because we have a back up and hopefully jimmy yeah, phone will work [ laughter ] either way, i think we air this is this working better . Jimmy it was bad for like im going to drive to a a place where i know im going to get how much longer do i have . Jimmy whatever you want. Im going to drive to the liquor store, because i can use their wifi there [ laughter ] its like three minutes away [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Call us in three minutes well be here. [ laughter ] does this work . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah better . Jimmy that works im like halfway to the liquor store then. [ laughter and applause jimmy how did you know the liquor store has wifi . Because there was a a thunderstorm a couple of weeks ago. It was the only place that i could use it and i feel like im in an action movie right now or something. [ laughter ] jimmy its like the movie speed, if you dont make it there in four minutes or less, the interview is over. Holy cow. Jimmy its coming through pretty good. Ill just try to continue the interview just a little bit. Just why not until we get there. Okay. Okay jimmy how have you been . How is the where are you quarantined . Youre not familiar with this. This is not your home. No, im not in my home. I have a bunch of relatives with me, because they came over on march 1st for my sons birthday and i needed a place to, like, crash so, i asked a friend, because i couldnt have everyone at my apartment because everyone was stuck i couldnt fly back to korea jimmy how many Korean People do you have in your house . Theres six, six relatives. [ laughter and applause jimmy thats how you know where the liquor store is. Yeah. [ laughter and applause jimmy hows the baby thats awesome 1yearold he is 1, and hes the best. Jimmy are you taking advice from people . My advice is do not take any advice from anyone [ laughter ] you know what privately, thats been my advice too, right . Someone gives you a tip, youre like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, youre like no, no, no, im definitely not doing that. Jimmy i heard youre not even cooking that much when youre at home yeah, you know, as a professional cook, i never ever cooked at home. Jimmy do you have any kitchen tips or tricks or something that were not using that you go, dude, you should use that its so simple. One thing that im a huge, huge proponent of is the microwave. And i cook with the microwave a lot, a lot youd be so shocked at how much microwave cooking do jimmy what wait, this coming from david chang . Yeah, its the machine from the future here in present day and listen, i never even cooked at home. So, im literally learning how to cook like no ones ever cooked before. Because i dont have any home cook books, but i know how to cook professionally. And it just saves so much time like, if i have frozen meats, ill pop it in the microwave, and then, ill finish it on a pan or an oven or if i need to reheat something, obviously but if you just put a head of broccoli or cauliflower on like a glass plate and microwave for eight minutes, 10 minutes, perfect. Perfectly steamed. Yes. Jimmy because this is i was going to show you something that you gave me i dont know if you remember giving me this gift. You gave me many gifts throughout the years do you remember giving me a thing called the searzall . Yeah. You still using it [ light laughter ] jimmy dude, i almost burned my apartment down. I sous vide my steak, and then, in honor of you, in slowmo. What . Hey. Youre getting that nice mired reaction that is thats Something Else jimmy i just wanted to show you that i am using the gift that you gave me and i admit its pretty awesome. Woah look at that perfect medrare. Jimmy right . Hey, you dont need any tips from me. You literally have figured it all out yourself jimmy no, dude i tried to use it for smores once i didnt realize how david chang it was its next level. [ laughter ] you cant make its a blow torch. It is a blow torch. Jimmy i heard that when you hire people to work in your restaurant, that sometimes, you make them just cook an omelet for you. Why an omelet . Because thats an Old School French thing that they would do to test. Like, it would be your job interview. And i always like to take from the elders, you know and its not about them making a perfect omelet its literally how are they approaching it how serious did they take it are they organized are they meticulous . Do they try to scrape out every little bit of the egg . Do they cut the butter into nice little squares . It may taste terrible quite frankly, but it shows me a lot about how serious they want to do this. Jimmy i love this. See, theres something see, theres geniuses, theres always like another motive to all this stuff cause i was like, it cant just be eggs cause although its great to cook an egg, but i want to show you how i do mine. This is how i make my egg. I have a silicone ring what . Whats the purple thing . Jimmy no, its a little egg. And you put the egg in the silicone ring so that its perfectly circular and fits on an english muffin. Then you cut around that, and then you put cheese on that dude but then, i go, how do you melt the cheese heres where youll hire me, i think. I have no top for the pan, pot on pan wow hey jimmy, when i get back from this liquor store, im going to microwave an egg and im going to send it to you. Im telling you, it makes the perfect shape for a microwaved egg. You put it in a little coffee mug, it works out perfectly. Jimmy oh, youve got to send me the photo. Hey, chang, what are we doing about the Restaurant Industry . How do we help what do we do, bud i think theres several things one is, if youre in a place where you can order, order directly from the restaurant dont use the delivery apps if you can. Secondly, call your senators and congressmen, because restaurants are going to need continued help people that work in the restaurants, thats the main focus. The restaurants will figure out as we move forward, but the people in need are the hourly employees that need assistance and theres a bunch of charities. One of the charities that were Workers Community foundation and theyve teamed up with the Great Southern smoke and texas and thats giving money directly to the workers. And thats what we can do right now and just hope for the best jimmy we put that chyron on the screen, so anyone at home, if you type that in, you can donate anything you can give would be fantastic. That would even if you can give 1, that goes a long way to helping everybody try to survive and get through this crazy pandemic that were going through. I want to i want everyone to be safe. I want everyone to be working again. I want to go to restaurants again. But weve got to take our time and do it the right way and be safe i mean, jimmy, i wish you were our elected official, because thats better advice than i think weve been getting from a lot of people [ laughter ] jimmy im staying in, man. But i will do my part. I will get delivery. And i have been every single day. Even if i dont eat the food, i freeze it, so then, i can eat it the next day for lunch or whatever thats right. Jimmy im just trying to support. Use your leftovers. I think this is going to make People Better home cooks for sure jimmy chang, i expect a photo from you of a microwaved egg and i also want to see what you pick up at the liquor store once you get there [ laughter ] jimmy i love you, man. I miss you kiss that baby i will. Thanks, guys jimmy bye, buddy well be right back with a a performance from Lady Antebellum. Do not go away love. Its what weve always said makes subaru, subaru. And right now, love is more important than ever. In response to covid19, subaru and our retailers are donating fifty million meals to feeding america, to help feed those who now need our help. Its all part of our commitment to our communities through subaru loves to help. Love, its what makes subaru, subaru. Sounds like a really good deal jake, from state farm at 3 in the morning . Who is this . Its jake, from state farm. What are you wearing, jake from state farm . Uhkhakis. Like a good neighbor, state farm is there. Dry spray dries in an instant. 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Jimmy performing the single, champagne night, here is Lady Antebellum one, two, three ooh, yeah the stars go out on the sunset stri but after last call ours still stay lit make a twenty last like its 1990 way out here where were fro we dont say ooh, la, la, perigno aint got no Bottle Service budget got no money but we love it woo raisin plastic cup to a life of luxur cest la vie on a friday we get dressed up in a blue jean tux and we go where we dont hear the highway dont need double and bubble to get in al kinds of trouble out in the countr dont need a crystal chandelier to have a real good time were drinkin beer on a champagne night a champagne nigh no velvet ropes in our hometown ba our vips are drinkin pb no, we dont nee a highrise skyline view from the window cause way out her way out here where were from where were fro we dont have to be fanc to have a whole lot of fun raisin plastic cups to a life of luxury cest la vie on a frida we get dressed up in a blue jean tu and we go where we dont hear the highway dont need doubles and bubbles to get in al kinds of trouble out in the country dont nee a crystal chandelier to have a real good time were drinkin beer on a champagne nigh a champagne nigh ooh, yea a champagne night ooh youll never see u sippin longstem glasse even if were in a hollywood palac no, we aint o our own island no, we aint drippin in diamonds were gettin rhinestone raisin plastic cups to a life of luxury cest la vi on a frida we get dressed u in a blue jean tux and we go where w dont hear the highway dont need doubles and bubbles to get in all kinds of trouble out in the country dont need a crystal chandelie to have a real good time were drinkin beer on a champagne night drinkin beer o a champagne nigh were drinkin bee on a champagne night were drinkin beer on a champagne night were drinkin beer on a champagne nigh woo [ dinging hot jimmy thank you you made that [ laughter ] my prisoner . Uhhuh. Jimmy god, i think one of the incredibles is here. She just called me frozen. [ laughter ] i want to thank you guys for watching the tonight show. And thank you so much [ laughter ] im not frozen one of the incredibles is here i want to thank Seth Macfarlane right there. You are, i know it. Jimmy check him out on peacock tv and i want to thank david chang. Lady antebellum. Check out our show tomorrow. We have brendon urie, panic at the disco. And the roots and i are doing a big song and wash your hands. Dont touch your face. I dont want to go. Jimmy well, youre going to have to. Go first im coming right behind you. Here i come bye here we go, bye are going mr. Incredible ummmm. Jimmy all right. Im going to go. Guys, see you tomorrow thank you so much goodbye announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Tina fey author c pam zhang an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. And now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . Monday, right . No, seriously, im asking. Its monday, right lets get to the news. President trump yesterday wished the country a happy mothers day in an all caps tweet, though that seems less like a heartfelt message and mo l