Musical guest brad paisley and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hey, everybody welcome to tonight show at home edition its me, jimmy fallon saying hello, and thank you so much for watching on a wednesday night. The week is halfway over, its basically thursday so, you know, good job, everybody. Way to staying home. Way to wear masks. Were doing the right thing, were flattening that curve. Come on, we got this, guys lets go its wednesday two more days . Come on, we got this, right . And then the weekend is here yeah, which is basically what today feels like anyway, it doesnt matter. Lets start with some jokes. How about this, im excited about this, my guest tonight is new York Governor Andrew Cuomo [ applause ] oh, my goodness. I called Governor Cuomo yesterday and i said, hey, man, you busy tomorrow . And he was like, not at all. No, not doing anything right now. Im actually yeah, kind of bored. I need stuff to do yeah, i definitely want to do your show, jimmy thank you. So thats cool, hes doing that guys, this sunday is mothers day. I saw that Louis Vuitton released a series of free ecards. Whats better than watching moms face when she gets something from Louis Vuitton and realizes its just an ecard wow. What my mom would go level. My mom would cry she would cry, right she would go off and just start secretly crying somewhere. Or nothing, really. Jimmy i just thought i opened up the card and its a Louis Vuitton. I thought you got me a new bag and its just a card its very thoughtful i cant believe this theres a new tiktok trend thats going viral oh, come on, its called the peeyourpantschallenge its basically what it sounds like and when i first saw it, i thought you know what . We deserve the murder hornets. Listen to this, researchers have found that otters are more likely to juggle rocks or pebbles when theyre hungry. So if youre keeping track, thats otter juggling study one, coronavirus vaccine, zero but the otter study, with the juggled rocks when theyre hungry, yeah, thats proven. We got right on that one a new study was published showing evidence of ancient rivers on mars cool yeah, you could tell they were rivers because of all the ancient martian inner tubes and beer cans. A lot of tubing a little martian tubing up there. [ laughter ] tubing oh, man, thats great. I read that the pandemic could lead to the end of crowded Office Meetings with all of your coworkers. Its sad for the one guy who loved hearing the really long haaaaaa at the beginning of the happy birthday song. Haaaaaaappy everyone not yet. Dont start the harmony yet. I know youre the one that does the harmony. To you my dog just left oh no, youre coming in. Gary you like that . Did you think i called you man youre turning into kind of a smelly dog i dont know what to do with this dog i really cant take it right now. Gary, you got to get out of here its like being in a High School Locker room im not playing a game oh no. Gosh darn it gary man, that is something else, man. What is going down gosh, gary i know youre a dog, but are you, though . We never knew you were a dog no, dont come i see the shadow gary no, weve had enough now, you had the ball and you were over there, and everything was fine you were taking a nap, remember that go back to do that all right, go. You can go out that way. Good girl, good girl go out that way. Lay down lay down lay down lay down its like she rolled in something insane, dude what is happening . I cant even look at you its not your fault, its all right. Ill take care of you. Sorry, gary. I think i insulted her, ill give her a treat later is it the treats were giving her . I do not know jimmy i got her new treats i dont know if she found a a nest and rolled in something but the insane scrubbing i gave her did not work jimmy what in the what that is insanity jimmy this is interesting, i heard about a company in south africa thats offering virtual safaris. Yeah, theres actually a name for virtual safaris. Its called watching National Geographic kids, we got some virtual safari now i saw that texas will soon allow hair salons, tanning salons and gyms to reopen. Which explains why the state is changing its name from texas and finally, weve been seeing a lot of great reporters tv reporters out there giving us the news, and theyre awesome. So thank you for doing all that hard stuff, and that hard work we really appreciate it. But what we also realized is that some of the interviews, the lighter interviews, people are wearing face masks, and theres a way to make them kind of say whatever we want them to say, because their face is covered up i dont know, we gave it a a shot check out this new bit called face mask the nation. Ace mask let me show you how to properly wear a maskre going to tug on it with your filthy hands, and then expose just a little bit of chin want a commitment, but then when i get closer, you pull further away can i Say Something and then when i back off, you tell me we feel distant. Are you done . So i dont know what to do, amanda becauserhing i do seems to be the wrong thing. Jimmy that was our monologue, everybody we have a great show tonight as i said earlier, Governor Andrew Cuomo is on the show tonight. Man, is he doing an unbelievable job thank you so much, Governor Cuomo. I got to talk to him about everything thats going on hes just a smart, smart guy and just really delivers the facts. So, thank you for coming on. We also have Gabrielle Union on the show gabrielle is going to tell us everything shes doing for the Lgbtq Community as well as team up with questlove in a game that were going to play later in the show. Its going to be fun and also, we have great music from brad paisley. We love brad paisley the song is called theres no i in beer. That is great, man oh, i thought of a country song when it rains i pour its about a dude, right when hes bummed out, he goes to the booze i love it jimmy its not bad, right . Is it a song yeah. Is he depressed . Jimmy no, i mean, is it a song already oh, no. Jimmy hey, guys, its wednesday, so were going to do our bit called what are you doing wednesdays. Here we go what are you doin this wednesday what are you doing this wednesday jimmy hey, guys, were doing this thing on wednesdays, which i think im just going to keep up with the show because it makes me laugh. Its what are you doing wednesdays. I just see things, people send me videos of people online doing something that just makes me laugh and so if it makes me laugh, hopefully it will make you laugh and bring a smile on your face the first one is from Stefani Davis who thought of a a way to play wine pong. Which by the way, i think ive heard of that before i know beer pong wine pong is a thing but she thought of a way to play wine pong by herself. Look at this thing jimmy hey mom. Mom, can we come in . Moms showering, dont come in this next one is called the fence hack and this is two next door neighbors, they find a way to make their fence work better in their favor. Check it out jimmy i mean, if that just doesnt say america for you. And ingenuity and creativity and awesome and friendly neighbors and the kids and everyone but, distancing and just that is awesome, i love that thanks for doing that, guys. This last one here is from alexpresleys family. They got bored they invented a new game i think this game is going to take off i mean, bigger than football, bigger than wrestling. This is the new thing, this is family backslide race. Where theyre sliding on their backs and racing around into the living room. Watch this on your mark, get set, go go, go, go. Oh oh, 5 56. Go. Go rudy, go, go come on shes moving. 7 40. Not bad. Go. Go, go, go, go, go. Wow jimmy 4. 2. [ laughter ] you see mom cooking right there. She was going for it i loved it so much guys, that was what are you doing wednesdays. Thank you so much. As i said, we have a great show tonight. 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So i got to see the roots. Man, i miss the roots. So i got james poyser, Tariq Trotter and questlove, to play a game of search party with us. This is where ill give you the blank, i host the show, and you tell us what you think people have been searching for during this quarantine time enjoy. Search part search party jimmy all right, welcome to an at home version of search party with the roots we have Gabrielle Union and questlove playing against Tariq Trotter and james poyser since were playing at home, it will work a little differently first, ill read the start of a quarantinerelated internet search, and then, youll take turns guessing what the top answer is. If you get it right, you win the round. If not, the other team gets a chance to steal. Make sense makes sense jimmy all right. Gabrielle, the first search is for you. Question one will i regret eating an entire blank . No. Jimmy no is a good answer, but will i regret eating an entire pizza jimmy you think thats what the internet thinks . I do believe. Good answer jimmy that is good, that is the number two answer. Not the number one answer. So the other team, tariq and james get a chance to steal. Guys, what do you think i think man a bag of chips . No, nevermind. Ill just act like i dont have a partner . [ laughter ] no, i think cake. I think cake probably. Jimmy no one said cake whos going to eat entire cake yo jimmy an entire cake its real out here, man jimmy when you hear it, youll be like, of course. What . Jimmy all right, guys, no points for this round. The number one answer is pint of ice cream of course of course jimmy cake is too much pizza not enough were going to do this tariq, lets start this next search starts with you question two, is it a bad idea to blank by myself [ laughter ] theres kids watching, but you know, it is a late night show. Im going to be a little more politically correct you know, im going to go with the second thing i thought of and say, drink jimmy we looked at the search things and youre close, its number two is get drunk number two, that means quest yes jimmy and gabrielle can steal and get the points for this one okay, i have a real life situation in this. Okay. Can i say it . Jimmy yeah i trust you ive been yelled that for watching a series or starting a series without other people in the house, so is it bad that im you mean all by yourself . Binge tv watch. Thats a good answer, go with that jimmy tariq is not hes on the opposite team no, im not talking about you. Jimmy yeah, but hes trying to give you a bad answer because i can only think of naughty things im going to go with that very safe answer thats not going to get me in trouble. Wait, who so this is the internet jimmy yeah, people are searching for they have quarantine questions, and you think someone typed in most people typed in, is it a bad idea to watch a show by myself . No, okay. Oh, of course, yes, that makes perfect sense. No, it does not make perfect sense. I didnt realize give myself a haircut, by myself yes jimmy that is the number one answer for real . Oh, my god are you kidding me jimmy number two was get drunk, number three was quarantine yeah, i was going to say quarantine jimmy quest, the next search is for you. Whats the best way to order blank online i think buying clothes online is the hardest thing. So trust me, it is it really is wait, are you helping me, jimmy or you no, i buy a lot of clothes. During these times, its been really you know way more difficult jimmy no, thats not even in the top three, no james, what do you think . Liquor, easy. Oh, no, no, no, no. I think it may be more broad strokes, you know. You can get, you know, under this same category, liquor and pizza falls, you know what im saying as do, i dont know, paper towels this is all stuff that you order thats considered what you go to the blank store and get all of this stuff. Jimmy are you playing your own game can i just say i can say what the answer i think . Yeah. Whats the answer . Groceries groceries no, not groceries that was my second guess. Jimmy number two answer is groceries. No ones getting points no ones getting points for this. Number two was groceries, number three was alcohol, number one what is the best way to order toilet paper online. James. Okay, here we go. Jimmy next search is for you, no help from tariq. Which is the way the games been going so far. [ laughter ] question four. Is it safe to eat blank right now . Is it safe to eat takeout takeout is the number one answer you got it yes jimmy take out is the top answer take out delivery. Number two is meat number three is bleach [ laughter ] jimmy this is real, man, this is real gabrielle, the final search is for you. And this round is worth 1,000 points, so its still anyones game. How many days in a row can i wear blank [ laughter ] thats easy underwear good answer jimmy underwear is the number two answer. Which means what . What . Jimmy tariq and james have a chance to steal. For 1,000 points, how many days in a row can i wear blank . Is it a mask, is it gloves . Oh, a mask. Or gloves. It might be gloves gloves. Is it sweat pants tshirt no, no. Mask and gloves. Mask and gloves no, one or the other. Got to choose in that case, toilet paper, disinfectant which one is it . Which one, tariq. Like, im going to put it im going to get your dad is a pastor, so im going to go ahead im going to let you make the final decision. Masks jimmy masks are not even on the list damn jimmy people are living at home every day, how many days in a row can i wear blank . Probably jeans. Its back to us jimmy yes, for 1,000 points id say pajamas pajamas or jeans or pajamas are number three. Socks jimmy pajamas, underwear no one has the number one answer tariq and james for the win, please just say it how many days in a row can i wear sweats. Jimmy the winner right there sweat pants. Hey, we won what did you win . What did we win . A new car new sweats, hopefully jimmy you get questloves home cell phone number [ laughter ] personal, the one he actually picks up i love you guys, thank you for playing. Love you, too, bud. Jimmy my thanks to Gabrielle Union, questlove, Tariq Trotter, james poyser. You guys have been best, i miss you. Well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Thanks to gabrielle and questlove and tariq and james. Coming up next, the governor of new york, the great state of new york, andrew cuomo, when we come back. 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Jimmy i appreciate this man taking time out of his very busy schedule to talk to me on behalf of all new yorkers and our family we thank him so much heres my conversation with Governor Andrew Cuomo. Jimmy Governor Cuomo, welcome to the tonight show at home i really appre