That gets a ding the federal trade Commission Just approved pepsis purchase of Rockstar Energy drinks. Its going to be so annoying at restaurants when they order a coke and a red bull and the waitress says, sorry, is pepsi and rockstar okay . Thats right, pepsi now owns mountain dew and Rockstar Energy drinks. Pepsi, who are you fooling just start making meth and call it a day come on. This is exciting last night, espn aired the first two parts of their Michael Jordan docuseries, the last dance. Yeah, its something sports fans cant pass up, sort of like Michael Jordan, any time he had the ball. Oh [ ding ] wow. President obama was interviewed for the series and a lot of people laughed at the description the filmmakers gave him check it out they just call him former chicago resident. Thats like calling jesus former carpenter. And they were like, our mistake, it should have just said michelles husband. [ ding ] i see that disney brought back its bedtime hotline to help kids through the pandemic. Yup. When your kids complain about being stuck inside, cinderella will reply, i live in an attic and have rats for friends. Can we not right now . Finally, i saw that todays national lookalike day. And as a reminder, 90 of the time nothing good ever comes after you know who you kind of look like. Thats our monologue, everybody. As i said, today is monday we had a very successful show on saturday night. The one world together at home event raised 179 million, so i wanted to thank lady gaga and Global Citizen for putting all that together that was major and nbc and abc, cbs, for all teaming up and working together that was a that was a great thing. We got through that, a light bar that was sent to me for lighting to increase my production value so honey, do you want to pan over look at that so if you notice the show is just amazing right now and why the lighting was did you think it worked . I dont know i saw the show i dont think it was working im not sure. Jimmy whatever we have that light bar we have lightsabers. So if youre like, hey, whos that brad pitt . No, its still me. Its just we have a light bar helping us out but we are actually going to try new things with the show and experiment just to see what you guys like and dont like so feel free to talk about what you like and dont like on the socials. I can take it. And the things you like or you go, i think i like this room better than that. I want to get right to the monologue first. I want more jokes about blank. Let me hear it talk to me, because im doing this for you so i want you to be happy, all right . All right. Lets get to a bit on our show called screen grabs. Look at this already production value jimmy heres what screen grabs is. Screen grabs is when i see something on the internet that i think is funny or cool you guys see funny or weird, cool things on the internet and see things and take a screengrab of it and send it in to us okay so this first one was sent in Mark Richardson in hudson, new hampshire. He was looking for some deals at his local grocery store, posted online. Spotted this look at this right here. Boneless spiral sliced ham. Fully cooked heat and serve. Look at this, if you zoom in 100 edible. 100 edible . Sign me up for two ill have two of those hams. Honey, you can eat forget it this one is from nikki mcneal in ardmore, alabama. She was watching her local news and saw this headline. It says, rain creates wet roads. Yeah wow. Hows that hows that raise we talked about, carl . E in maki wet, its pretty impressive but rain creates wet roads. Told you first this one is from eric allred in duncan, South Carolina he did a Google Search for animals that starts with the letter a. Lets see what he found. Letters that start with a. First one, elephant. Yeah, sure [ ding ] yeah, its close whats your problem . Whys everyone whys everyone getting mad at the teacher . [ laughter ] animals that begin with a. Elephants, what . Second choice . Okay this is from dayna grams in champlan, minnesota. Is it champlain . Yeah champlan champlan minnesota. Well, she spotted a deal for some educational dvds for kids i love that stuff. It says look right here, your baby can reaf. This is teaching your your baby can reaf. Oh, my kids have been reafing all day, man. Happy 4 20, by the way [ ding ] everybody. Happy 4 20. The rain makes the roads okay, yeah made them wet. Okay, we got that story already. Lets go to the next headline. This one is from chris mayer in munster, indiana she was buying some easter candy on amazon and found this it says, easter care package filled with snakes. Happy easter, everybody. Happy easter lets move this light in here. Just feeling a little really get the good lighting here oh, yeah. Uhhuh jimmy here you go. This is from abbey hulsey in billings, montana. She was looking for a dance movie on netflix and came across this one right here dances with wolves, her tango. Can i help you daddy you know what jimmy what [ inaudible jimmy what does she have to do she needs to blow the whole thing that we built that we built jimmy yeah can you help us get her back jimmy absolutely cant believe she recognized me with this great hollywood lighting this one is from ken dokken in ft. Worth, texas he was shopping on amazon for some toilet paper and found a pretty good deal here. Look at this one right there, it says, 29. 92, one used offer. Whats the big deal . Do you want do you want a a deal on some some toilet paper . Buy it used. This one is from Carol Schmidt in bellevue, washington. Its an alert that she got on her phone from the seattle times. They gave her two choices. Lets see what they were sign up for coronavirus updates. Yes, i want coronavirus or dismiss. Wow. Hope she made the right choice this last one is from adam flader in winter park, florida. He was watching our show and spotted this this is from our show last week, honey. I guess when when the screen buffers, theres like a screen a ring that goes around your screen this one perfectly fit right around my nose maybe i should get a nose ring im going to do that guys, thats all the time we have for screen grabs. We have a fun show tonight we have Melissa Mccarthy and Octavia Spencer will be here on the show yeah frontline foods is the charity theyre working with then we have Megan Thee Stallion whose going to talk about the all in challenge. You can you can bid on on a hangout day or weekend day with Megan Thee Stallion maybe youll get some glam squad. 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Its time for a bff showdown hey guys, welcome back here we have Octavia Spencer and Melissa Mccartney. I know you guys are best friends and so, we thought wed do a fun game, almost like a a best friends challenge just to see how close you guys are. I mean, octavia, you guys are close, correct of course [ laughter ] jimmy yeah all right, and so heres the way it works, its called the bff showdown yes jimmy im going to quiz you to determine which of you knows the most about the other one oh. We got this jimmy all right . You think you got this all right, here we go. So if you get a question right, you get a point. Okay, here we go melissa, the first question is for you. Okay jimmy where did octavia go to college uh you know what i dont think she went to school i absolutely did go to school yeah, okay. Im getting, like, probably like a ft. Lauderdale university kind of feel. No. Its an easy one, melissa. Auburn i went to auburn in Lauderdale Jimmy lets just octavia, will give this ones easy ready octavia . Ummhmm jimmy is melissa married pass. Jimmy that was a pretty easy one there i mean, you want to pass on that one youre gonna pass i think im going to pass like ben . Ben. Well, hes not my cousin. Jimmy all right, all right lets just right now its 00, so anyone can still win okay, this is just a fluke. Jimmy so well get rid of that round one now, this will be the new round one. Okay, well start and well edit that out. Its here we go melissa. Yes jimmy what is octavias last name . I know, its easy. [ laughter ] you know what its i just dont say it. You know, you dont usually say its man, its like on the tip of my it rhymes with her first name, i think its not octavia, isnt it Octavia Octavia . Melissa . Maybe im thinking of your middle name. No, no. It doesnt rhyme jimmy wow. No rhyming. Can we edit all that out and, like, let this be the first question octavia boctavia. Octavia boctavia. Jimmy i think that you would know your best friends last name wouldnt you i mean well, i mean, shes right, you they have say it [ laughter ] you just never say it. Nobody if youre friends, you dont say the other persons last name thatd be so creepy. I dont courtesy to her either jimmy this next one here we go. Super easy yes jimmy octavia, what does melissa look like. Just a hint, you can see her on zoom now okay. Jimmy one of these boxes on the screen shes wearing green jimmy is melissa whats that . Shes wearing green no, youre wearing green. Im not wearing green are you looking at yourself . Oh. Well, i guess that is me, huh . Jimmy okay lets go to the cut to the last question. Okay, this one is worth a million points usually when we play the game, it gets harder as we goes on, but this one im going to make really easy. Ready . It started hard. You started hard yeah. Jimmy all right, here we go this ones very easy a million points whoever gets this wins either one of you guys say one thing about the other person see, jimmy jimmy heres the thing, no one you guys have just been silent it is anyone says anything ill give you a million points about the other person i just you know what we just need to be transparent we dont really like we dont really hang out in real life were hollywood friends. You know, when the camera stops, we stop jimmy wow. Okay, i get it im sorry. Wow. Ive never actually seen her in person. Jimmy really you know, how you kind of, its like, whenever you hire, you know, the two little, the two little girls that play your daughter jimmy no, i didnt hire those girls. Thats my actual daughters theyre my kids. Yes, the woman you got playing your wife, i mean, i really love her. You guys have good chemistry. Yeah. Shes really good jimmy she is my wife almost convinced me you almost convinced me. Yeah jimmy she is my wife my kids are really my kids. [ laughter ] me, too jimmy okay well, well be right back with nonfriends Octavia Spencer and Melissa Mccarthy when we come back, more tonight show. Can i use your kids i want to shoot something and i need a couple kids to play my kids jimmy no, theyre not actors, though thats theyre just actual kids all right, ill call their agents thats fine. Jimmy they dont have agents more with Melissa Mccarthy and Octavia Spencer when we come back at tmobile, we know that connection is more important than ever. Weve increased network capacity, given more access to unlimited data. And provided free data for schools and students. Visit tmobile. Com to learn more. You can also manage your account, make payments, and find tmobile stores that are open near you. Weve been asking, are you with us . But we want you to know, were with you. May contain disodium distyrylbiphenyl disulfonate. Yeah. I dont know either. Switch to seventh generation. 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They just got physically separated. I said that very poorly. Mom and dad are breaking up. Jimmy what a time for you to separate. Im so happy to hear theyre still together oh man octavia, how about you i am in los angeles, and, you know, its me and the kitchen. Jimmy and how what is that like . How are you and the kitchen . Not great nobody has ever asked me to be in the kitchen so ive been like winging it, living off my friends kitchen skills jimmy yeah and now you got to see im finding all these new gadgets that i forgot i bought i was like, what is this thing i bought and it was an apple corer that you put it on top of an apple, and you squish it down, and it splits the apple into pieces and takes the core out no way. I bet thats saving you hours a day. Jimmy hours. Do you know how long i would core those apples . Seven or eight hours a day [ laughter ] jimmy saved everything oh, my gosh. I heard that you guys have some kind of quarantine traditions that maybe involve alcohol melissa, do you want to start . Well, its there is a beer oclock jimmy what time is beer oclock . Well, its moving up. It started at noon. Ben started it and then theres been a a couple times where the kids were like its 11 51 its not noon. Im like jimmy close enough mommy and daddy are on the brink. And we did we had a driveway socially safe distancing, we both sat in lawn chairs on opposite sides of our driveway and had a cocktail which is i felt like i was at like a full night club. Im like, this is amazing. Jimmy i too. I just i guess ive been invited to the zoom hangouts, but i havent really done one yet. I just figured zoom out today. Ive been using it on my phone jimmy oh, really it was a lot of octavias forehead it was usually and then 98 ceiling, and then just like her little forehead. And we were like, octavia, octavia, look. Shes like that was it. [ laughter ] what you can put it on a laptop jimmy my dad swears that theres no camera on his computer i go, dad, they all have it. Its right in the middle hes like, jim, i dont have one. I go, all right, man, whatev