And well be right back with more late night. Its digiorno. Definition of, you know, we now with more cheese. And live stream five or six more dipped our toes into social times that night commentary here and there but on seth i want to thank my the surface its so absurd and guest after President Trump retweeted if you are currently facing werfinancial burdens,w normal so silly and its a real escape Billy Eichner. A post yesterday calling for i want to thank amber ruffin call your state farm agent because were here to help from the news every day, which i want to thank fred armisen Infectious Disease expert dr i want to thank the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh Anthony Fauci to be fired, make this new normal, feel just a little more. Normal. Stay safe, wash your hands is pretty grim we love you. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo told reporters he doesnt i also see a lot of families believe trump would ever fire like a Good Neighbor, state farm is there. ® watching it with their children, fauci. Which is not something i ever oh, my god expected have you not been watching the news for the last 3 1 2 years . With this one little nexgard chew comes the confidence, but ill take it, i dont care youre doing whats right, i would believe it if trump to protect your dog from fleas and ticks you want to ruin your kid, ill fired fauci and replaced him for a full month. Gladly reap the benefits with omarosa its the 1 vet recommended protection. Seth yeah, i was surprised she did her time. And its safe for puppies. To hear that people were she learned her lesson watching with their kids too she can come back. Nexgard. What one little chew can do. And then the minute i thought im a forgiving soul. About it a little bit i realizet u. S. Intelligence experts have reportedly been warning that in watching it foreign spies have made attempts you are so much fun, and i think to monitor meetings on the they would immediately breyers is always so delicious. Understand the comedy of people videoconferencing platform zoom. Being interrupted by a stranger. And if it works, theyll be the i can tell that they used your milk, matilda. First people to ever get yeah, and i think, you know, information out of a zoom meeting. I was very influenced as a kid unmute yourself, kevin. By pee wee herman. Kevin. He was like my favorite thing to kevin, unmute yourself milk and cream and only sustainably farmed vanilla. Watch as a kid youre on mute better starts with breyers. And, you know, pee wee did this kevin thing where on one level he milk and cream and only sustainably farmed vanilla. You just call on me brother President Trump met with literally had a saturday morning show for kids like me, but it recovered coronavirus patients if you need a hand lilly tonight on a little today. Great to see you out of bed, was also appreciated by adults late with lilly singh, im going to talk about something that everyone lies about, porn they told him. We all need somebody to lean on. Meeting with our content team like, his show worked on two Different Levels just like, okay a 64 yearold frenchman is safe in a time when so muit matters even more after he accidentally ejected and in some ways he was also according to market research, what doesnt change. This human cartoon, you know himself from fighter jet during munching booty is trending. A recent flight. I just might have a problem that youd understand. Our hearts are open. And i think thats how children [ laughter ] apparently, he mistook the eject our teams are here. See my show. And then ill be joined by the doing everything we can hilarious nikki glaser and we button for an ashtray. To help all families. Will see today. Tomorrow. Always. [ cheers and applause if she has what it takes to we all need somebody to lean on. Im the next pee wee herman, recreate the most iconic gifs. [ speaking french which is what im trying to say, [ applause ] with the exception of masturbating in porno theaters, make your eyes a little bit deader thats like getting two desserts not that i wouldnt, but you cant go to the porno theaters right now, seth. [ laughter ] wait. Do we have to thank our moms twice . Yes, yes, yes. Look at my chandelier, its like [ cheers and applause lilly whats your favorite i dont know. The gay phantom of the opera in gif to use oh, i use one of myself breyers combines 100 grade a here lilly nice yes lilly my favorite one is milk and cream with real oreo cookies. [ light laughter ] this one oh, yeah. Tums ver bell rings la stick better starts with breyers. [ light laughter ] give it to me. Fight back fast. Seth ive talked to you lilly we. With tums chewy bites. Milk and cream with real oreo cookies. About this before, but doing one at tmobile, we know that connection is more important than ever. Of those episodes with you, beat heartburn fast weve increased network capacity, especially when we did one [ speaking french together for the emmys tums chewy bites given more access to unlimited data. Yes seth its amazing how much i totally get how important it is to stay connected. Time you have to put into it customers can do what they need to do, and provided free data for schools and students. Like, the yield is lower than whenever they need to do it online. People would think, that you we care about keeping you safe. Have to do it all day to get visit tmobile. Com to learn more. Eight to ten great moments vo we are open 24 7 online, so you can keep managing all you need from home you can also manage your account, make payments, and the thing that i especially and through the verizon apps and verizon. Com. Liked, which i would not have and find tmobile stores that are open near you. Known, is you have no youve seth first lady never had any interest in Melania Trump posted a video message yesterday for american talking to people who were children, encouraging them to, excited to see you coming. Quote, help with chores, adding, working on the front lines, weve been asking, are you with us . No. You know, whatever those are and heres one small way that you can help them in return. But we want you to know, were with you. Well, yeah, its once in a complete your 2020 census today. While, if someone recognizes me, ive heard tell of them. 2020 census data helps communities plan funding and, you know, now people recognize me more often than espn aired the first ever nba for hospitals, clinics, and Emergency Services they did heartworm disease can find any dog at any time. Horse competition this weekend the nice thing about new york is where players competed against across the country. That those streets are so, protect them with heartgard plus. Each other from different an accurate count helps Public Health officials constantly replenishing locations. Themselves just one real beef chew, once a month, know who is at risk, there are so many people and i didnt watch, but im so we can walk up and down the every month will keep them safe all year round. Guessing the winner was netflix. And First Responders identify the resources same street and every time we digestive and neurological side effects they need to protect our communities. Turn around, there are new according to experts, due to a to join artists from all over the globe have rarely been reported. Complete your census at 2020census. Gov people reduction in food waste during and a lot of them come from ask your vet about heartgard plus. Are engaging in cannibalism in for one special night in. And help shape our future. Different parts of the world, we are one world together at home, you know, or different parts of sigh order to survive the country. crunch united in the fight against covid19. Although i think i tend to talk babybel that snack just sounded boring. So, if you thought pizza rat was to more new yorkers than cute, wait until you meet rat tune in april 18 to participate in this tourists seth yeah. Babybel coming through. No photos, please. But once in a while, i can rat. Turn someone knowing me into babybel bye bye, bland. Historic global event. And finally, according to a new something worth using. Vo with mini babybel, snack time is saved. Study, coronavirus can travel up but id much rather talk to to 13 feet someone who doesnt know me or babybel saved it oh, come on. 13 feet isnt traveling, said doesnt know me that well, lebron james because thats part of the fun, is them experiencing it in real thats a monologue who has the highest percentage of its vehiclesto longevity, complete your census at 2020census. Gov time, you know [ cheers and applause we got a great show for you tonight. Still on the road today . Subaru. One of our all time favorites, seth one person you created Billy Eichner, will be here. When it comes to best overall value, i cant wait to talk to him. Who does intellichoice rank number one . Subaru. A star out of was elena. But first, donald trump has been Holding Daily press briefings and when it comes to safety, during the pandemic, but his elena, yes. Everyone loves elena rambling, nonsensical answers seth everyone loves elena. Whpick plus winning vehicles . Iihs top safety raise more questions than they the last time i saw elena in answer more than toyota, honda, and hyundaicombined . Subaru. So, we decided to hold another person we had the same voting location in 2016, so i saw her one right here, right now. Thats right, donald trump is here in my attic and ready to its easy to love a car you can trust. Voting seth our next guest is go its easy to love a subaru. The oh, my god. So, without any further ado, yes male vo get 0 apr financing for 63 seth and elena, people its time for the late night our next guest is the that didnt turn out, by the White House Press briefing months on select subaru models emmynominated creator and star now through april 30. Way. Of billy on the street and one of our favorite guests here. Seth when i saw elena, i Billy Eichner, how are you, my friend thought we were taking off into a new era. Hi. Yeah, so did i. Seth its so lovely to see i had hope and then, you know, thank you very much, you. Those hopes were everybody. How is your quarantine thus far . Seth so, each other, we are and good afternoon its great. I have a song for you. Are you ready . The harbinger of doom. Seth mr. President , mr president , mr. President seth yeah. Yes, thank you here we go. But have you checked in with seth meyers, late night with seth meyers. Fly me to the zoo elena, is she well mr. President , you look terrific we have, for people that and let me pla dont know, i dont often bring with all the salons closed down, among the stars whos doing your makeup these gross nonfamous people back to days i dont remembe the show the army corps of engineers them making leno seth President Trump, these do this during sars briefings seem like theyre seth i brought back to the show. But elena is a real person, i getting longer each day. What do you take before you come in other word dont hold my hand out to keep your energy up for ran into her on the street the so long . In other words way i run into other people. Ten drugs dont ever touch me seth mr. President , at this you can see it all happening point whats the only thing that its the First Episode on could get you out of office . Seth that was wonderful. Netflix. The resurrection of jesus thank you you can see me meeting this christ thats my song for you seth why do you seem so seth thats just you woman, elena miserable right now . A very typical new york lady who know, its very interesting to because i happen to be in the live in a time where people are i love even though we fight a white house and i wont be able lot. To go to florida seth last week during a seth oh, right Coronavirus Task force briefing not allowed to have close and shes the only person that yeah, florida. At the white house, the u. S. Contact, because of course you we keep bringing back to the how would you describe your racism the past few months Surgeon General jerome adams made a career of invading show peoples personal space. People love her. Shes a star were chinacentric revealed that the coronavirus is i get people sending me on i did seth personal question, how disproportionately affecting in new york city, yes. Instagram, selfies with elena. Is your marriage holding up black and hispanic americans during the lockdown . Seth in new york city, of all places she really gets stopped all the just a tremendous challenge its terrible. And to fix that, adams said and billy on the street, which time except i had to tell her, people of color need to, quote, is a show ive been lucky enough step up and take responsibility you cant elena thinks shes seth how do you think people to do a few times indestructible will remember your presidency . For keeping themselves healthy. Yeah. I mean, elena, you know. He added, we need you to do this horrible, dark period this, if not for yourself, then seth this is having a resurgence, because of safe and so people were still taking where this monster came and, for your to say, because of netflix selfies with her in the early abuela yeah, so we did five seasons worked its horrible, horrible do it for your granddaddy. Of halfhour episodes. Days of all of this. Do it for your big mama. We literally got in touch with do it for your poppop. Elena and we said, you cannot spell over the world here with more on that is one of and prior to that i had done leave your house, you cannot our writers, amber ruffin, with years of youtube videos. Take selfies with people right a segment called ambers minute now. Seth what was the fastest she loves her fans youve ever tuned out of a of fury. And then we did five halfhour i keep getting pictures sent to seasons of the show. Conversation and four of those seasons went two very smart people walked me of elena in her mask and into my office and they said, on netflix in november gloves listen fool. Seth thats good i know you did not just get up so even though im now back to seth oh, thats fast in front of your little white i think we have a photo here friends and blame the spread of just doing occasional web billy were gonna show real quick. President trump, youve talked a the coronavirus on minorities, just to let everybody know that lot about the war on the on the street career took elena is now taking it coronavirus, but can you tell us seriously. What the war on mayonnaise is damn she is. There is nothing this shes home, shes okay all about . Administration wont blame on people of color. Off like a rocket. Were in touch with her. Im surprised they didnt give a and, you know, she goes into her slowing the spread. Press conference on easter to but people are now discovering stopping the spread. Point out the fact that the lobby, you know, to get a little worst jelly beans are the black those episodes on netflix for fresh air. Seth what did you say when ones eric and don junior where little the first time and they got lost in the mall . Now, i could see this type of so like many things that go on and she might take a walk around thing coming from a member of the block. Trumps staff but i did not see netflix, the show is having this but please do not go up to her i didnt see them, i didnt look for them either it coming from a jerome. Seth how is your cholesterol resurgence right at a time when right now and ask for selfies these days because shes like, you know, in the 400s, 300s, sometimes a chad, a tyler maybe. I cannot go and film new videos or new anything. Shes like kylie jenner, she wont say no even in the 500s but a jerome seth is it true you cant she lives for the attention. Spell massachusetts . You friggin idiot you are parroting classic right bu same thing with michigan, same thing with illinois. Wing talking points. Dont bother her too much right seth not sure if youre the if billboard had a chart for now, because we want elena to right person to ask this racist talking points, stay safe. Question minorities just dont take care who grows that baby corn you of themselves would be number seth i want to talk about find in chinese food two, right after never talk your viewing habits during the about the real root of the quarantine smaller farmers problem, systemic racism people have been watching, obviously, more tv than usual. Seth President Trump, how would you describe your tiger king seems to be the relationship with chicken yall, this man went on National Show that has grabbed the world mcnuggets . Television flanked by the they like me and i like them. Worlds most famous racists and by storm seth President Trump, what have you watched tiger king do they play on ktu 103. 5 fm, tried to get minorities to stop yet . I love tiger king. The beat of new york . The spread by saying, do it for its so nice for me to see a gay your do it for big mama. Character on tv i can finally the monster hits. Relate to. Seth mr. President , if you now, when he was talking to were a magician, what would you white people about it, did he i mean, how nice call yourself . Say do it for peepaw . You know, weve put all these the great pandemic. Gay characters out there on tv seth theres a lot of did he say, do it for rumors, mr. President , but is it gamgams . Im so glad that this is the one true youre sending killer bees no, because you can talk to white people regular that straight people have chosen to different cities . But when you talk to minorities, to embrace 6. 6 million to new york and you have to do an impersonation so relatable or we cant understand you and reporters are like, black new jersey such a great role model for all 1. 8 million to chicago people are getting sicker than white people. The lgbtq teens out there. 1. 7 million to detroit, and mm, anyway, on to sports but yeah, i dont know, i didnt 837,000 to new orleans psident, but you cant do that because there are no sports anymore, but watch tiger king yet i feel like i get it, you know, talk a little about the weed like what ive been doing also, if you want to point out a gummies youve been taking disparity like that, you have to say what caused it theyre very high quality i said, you have to go for the quality, and these are quality its redlining its doctor bias seth whats the name of that my viewing habits are weird. Show with stewie, the baby its systemic racism like, i feel this pressure to, and if you dont know what those like, use this time to watch old smart guy things mean, its probably also seth no, thats not it you. Good guy. Classic movies i havent seen, seth no. America is set up specifically to do this to black people or like i should be w