Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240713 :

Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240713

Everyone who thought this would hes like an old timer working a Vice President mike pence to be over easy shift at the Park Slope Food click or call for a quote today. Reduce the risk of both them coop dealing with snooty catching the coronavirus ian morgan wrote that joke newcomers. It looks like somebody over lets put him in the key excuse me, there is no more there finally read the organic arugula. You can tweet ian if you want to oh my word you have to make your fancy its so cheesy, youll need a pick up line to go with it. Constitution and figured out who was third in line. Tell him to [ bleep ] off. Like, did it hurt. Salads with regular arugula. Imagine that when all that cheese fell from heaven and landed on you . Infectious disease expert how will the universe survive . Dr. Anthony fauci said in an according to a new study, we need those kinds of major coronavirus can be transmitted changes to deal with the broken its not delivery. Through airborne fecal matter. Its digiorno. Now with more cheese. So i think we all know who gave government that trump is currently exposing it to that tigerunnd games untie he ignored years of warnings about a possible pandemic, lied about it when it arrived, forfeited responsibility to the tiger gets covid states, pushed an unproven miracle cure and is now asking after china ended a 76day us to just forget the whole thing. Lockdown of their coronavirus and if you beg him to provide epicenter city of wuhan, a local leadership, he responds by saying marriage application website saw i dont think im gonna be a 300 increase in traffic doing it seth this has been a closer look. And the divorce site was up ree . Three million percent. And finally, a group of thieves city harve is working hard to in brooklyn allegedly stole support new york city families who are out of work due to the 4,000 worth of honey Rolling Papers so please Contact Police if you covid19 pandemic. Theres a website on the screen see these suspects where you can donate to help wed appreciate anything you anywhere near your white couch. And that right there is a can. Monologue. Well be right back with but we did it. And you know what happened . Jane fonda we got a great show tonight. Nothing. Well be talking to the amazing glad bag with leakguard. Jane fonda about her virtual fire drill fridays, which is a helps prevent leaks and drama. Announc for re of seths closer looks, be sure to movement to fight the climate subscribe to late night on youtube. Crisis dry spray dries in an instant. And im very excited to talk to when new smartphones are expensive, pbs News White House leaving these men with nothing to do in this ad. The family has to share one. 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To be your own boss. And that government has put thats the beauty of your smile. Lives at risk with its arrogance crests three dimensional whitening. And incompetence for example, at one of his daily. Removes stains,. Whitens inbetween teeth. Press conferences this week, as. And protects from future stains. The u. S. Was continuing to face crest. Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. Down a deadly coronavirus spreading rapidly throughout the in these uncertain times, look after yourself, country, he bristled when the word testing came up and complained that it wasnt the your family, your friends. Federal governments job to test people testing is still a big issue in this country. But know when it comes to your finances, we are here for you. When can hospitals quickly expect what can i do for you today . Put the slide up again, well take a look at the portfolio and make adjustments. Please when can hospitals expect to im free to chat if you have any more questions. Receive a quick turnaround of our j. P. Morgan advisors are working from home test results are you ready are you ready . To help guide you through this. Hospitals can do their own testing also for more than 200 years, states can do their own testing. Weve helped our clients navigate historic challenges. States are supposed to be doing testing. And we will get through this one. Hospitals are supposed to be doing testing. Together. Do you understand that were the federal government told to come back. Listen. Were the federal government way more than you think. Check out this game. Were not supposed to stand on street corners doing testing yes. Galaxy 5g means you seth trump thinks testing will beat your friends happens on street corners, what if i want to show my friend this little guy . Seth come back next week calling the whole gang is even better with galaxy 5g. Well have all new shows with new closer looks, and were wait a minute, are you bored . Breaking out the alist names. John oliver, billy eichner, hed be set up in times square with a bunch of qtips laid out bill hader where the best seats calling the whole gang is even better with galaxy 5g. In the house are in your hand. Its going to be a great week. On a black folding table well be right back with pbs who needs swabs with galaxy 5g News White House correspondent we got your swabs here Yamiche Alcindor without being there. What no, lady, theyre not qtips, theyre high quality medical swabs. Look, if youre not buying, just move on. I got a lot of customers here. Also if you dont mind, i want to go back to this part. Are you ready are you ready . We all have pain seth its such a dickhead move to ask someone if theyre ready, like youre about to blow their minds. We all have sorrow hes like a guy sitting at a piano saying, check this out, and then pecking out chop sticks but if we are wise at half speed. I also love the sheer audacity of this guy asking someone else we know that theres if theyre ready remember, trump is the guy who always tomorrow in just four years, went from this lean on me, i alone can fix it. When youre not strong seth to this and were backup. Remember were a backup. And ill be your friend reporter trump thought he ill help you carry on alone can fix it, until he saw what it was. Its like when you used go on road trips with your buds and your car would break down. For it wont be long you had that one friend who was always like, hey, pop the hood. I got this. And then you know, just stand til im gonna need there for a while, hands on his hip looking at it. Somebody to lean on you then hed finally say, seth our next guest tonight is legendary actress and damn, theres a lot of stuff activist we all need somebody to lean on under here welcome back to the show, jane fonda, everybody. Hello you have aaa . Hi, seth. And now, as the outbreak continues to intensify and the its good to be here . There . Death toll mounts, npr reports that the federal government will end funding for coronavirus right . Anywhere. Testing sites this friday. I can tell that they used your milk, matilda. In a few places, those sites seth so will close as a result is your dog enjoying having so great job you think now is the time to cut much time with you absolutely ecstatic [moo] off funding for tests . Youre welcome. Are you insane although she is urinating in breyers Natural Vanilla is made with 100 grade a its like getting halfway places milk and cream and only sustainably farmed vanilla. Through surgery ,taking the [ light laughter ] guys spleen out and saying, all right she didnt used to. Better starts with breyers. I dont know what it is. You can wake him up. Seth we are having that he can sew himself back problem as well. It didnt take us together so i want to ask about this thats the easy part. Long to realize. Thing that you started, it has. We werent in the car business. And then today we learned taken off. Roughly 17 Million People have at lexus, we were in the people business. Lost their jobs in three weeks, are you surprised by the amount of support its gotten as the death toll passed 15,000. Yeah, when we started, you know, we didnt know what was we needed to be helpful. God yet, trump is once againllll going to happen. Respectful. Having a rally every friday with and compassionate. To treat people like guests. Experts and scientists and celebrities that would be he literally ignored years of its what we all signed up for. Warnings about the threat of a followed by civil disobedience pandemic and now when people need this most, and risking arrest ultimately the goal is to we will do what weve always done. Ease the guidelines and open things take care of people first. Up to very large sections of our who knew country as we near the end of well, it turned out that a lot the rest will follow. Our historic battle with the of people seemed to be waiting invisible enemy. For an opportunity to take the theres tremendous hope as we next step, to put their bodies on the line and people came from look forward and we begin to see all around the country the light at the end of the tunnel many came two or three times once we open up our great country, and it will be sooner and 17,000 people have signed up rather than later, the horror of the invisible enemy, except for to do fire drill fridays locally those that sadly lost a family where they live. Member or friend, must be quickly forgotten. And you know, there was such seth i love that hold the momentum when this trible grudge jones over here is the same guy who is still so ma covid pandemic hit, we decided mccain was last in his class at to continue just the way you annapolis seven months after he are. Seth yes doing fire drill fridays died virtually. Seth so you obviously have been an activist for most of this bull[ bleep ] is the same your life. As people who act terribly, and then when you point out their and theres a lot to be terrible behavior, cry, what of civility . Pessimistic about. Civility isnt a right clearly with the environment its earned. But are you optimistic about how this Younger Generation seems to and sometimes people dont be taking up the cause deserve it just like some people dont deserve their bad decisions to be lost to history this is a horrific experience did you know Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance tada and nothing gives away the game that we are going through. So you only pay for what you need . Of how badly trump has handled this, like trump telling us now and the suffering and i should get a quote. Devastation is mindboggling we have to forget about it when its over. Do it. Only pay for what you need. During world war ii, what is positive is seeing the Winston Churchill wasnt liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Human capacity to really change thinking, i never want to hear about this again. Our behaviors profoundly he was chomping on a cigar thinking, when this is over, there are gonna be a million who knew that we could we books about how hard i crushed this [ bleep ]. Could do that . You know, or however he would and, um say it probably like this but maybe to answer your [ mumbling ] that would question more specifically, i [ mumbling ] that would like, preface it. I mean, we should all forget didnt really realize until we started doing fire drill fridays about it trump is like an employee at that the Climate Crisis affects wendys who gets fired, shows up drunk in the middle of night, young people differently tir fu. Takes a [ bleep ] in the frosty machine, scribbles donald was here, and passes out naked in the parking lot. They have nothing to do with and when the cops come to arrest him, says guys, that was only yesterday. Lets move on. Decades before they were even born also stop telling people theres but this is their future, and so a light at the end of the tunnel before there is actually a light many of them literally dont at the end of the tunnel know if they are going to have a no one who actually knows livable future anything about this says we are going back to normal until there is a vaccine, which takes at and they are grieving and they are angry, but they have stepped least a year to 18 months. Up just listen to dr. Anthony fauci. All around the world, by the when you gradually come back, you dont jump into it with both tens of millions, and woken us feet you say, you know, what are the that things you can still do and all up approach normal . And theyre the ones that one of them is absolute inspired me. Et compulsive hand washing. The other one is you dont ever shake anybodys hands. The Indigenous Youth from thats clear standing rock. The other thing, depending upon the people from all over your status, the possibility that when are you in a group of young people from all over the world. People, that you cant avoid the and really this earth day, sixfoot limit and you cant april in april 22nd, 23rd, stay out of 10 feet, that you 24th, theyre taking three days might want to wear a cloth face to kind of expose people to the protection seth the toughest part about Climate Crisis and what we have that to do to address it and how urgent the situation i son of a bitch is there a second thorn birds now . Fossil fuel emissions in half. What in the world . And its going to be quite an sorry. Extraordinary thing. The toughest part of that advice and there are going to be very for donald trump is the no specific things we can do, and i handshakes rule. Because as weve seen from his will be, and fire drill friday meetings with world leaders, he locks on to them with a death will be participating, i am grip and will not let go remember how long he clung to proud to say, with them. French president its going to be a fascinating Emmanuel Macron . There are times when our need to connect really matters. Im pretty sure they had to be time very interesting to see at a surgically separated to keep customers and employees in the know. That is a man desperate for time when usually millions of to keep business moving. Human contact. One of these days, trump is people would be filling the comcast business is prepared for times like these. Streets. Gonna pull macron in for a handshake and slap on a pair of handcuffs. U

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