Okay, were back because my camera operator had to become a mom again and but everythings fine. Everythings good. Winnie, are you okay yeah. Jimmy okay, good franny, you okay yeah. Jimmy oh, perfect. Hey, look at the camera and say hi hi. Jimmy camera winnie, you want to look at the camera and say hi hi. Jimmy there you go just charming, charming. Our guests tonight are adam sandler, who is one of our favorites. Hes just always there for us and just comforting. And i always i just love the guy. So hes on the show and his charity is directrelief. Org. That is going straight to health workers, Health Care Workers, nurses, doctors, everyone who is out there on the front lines fighting this pandemic for us. We also have jessica alba, who is just giving a lot of money to baby2baby through her company honest. Com donate. So well be talking to jessica as well and going through maybe some makeup tutorials. Well see. All right, im going to mute this really quick. Hold on. And then cant get in jimmy lets go down to the security system. Jimmy im going to mute this, guys okay okay. Jimmy thanks lets go down. Lets do a monologue hey, pal all right. Hey, gary. Guys, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show at home edition. Yay okay guys, right now, i am reading jokes in my house at a makeshift desk to total silence. Actually, this is exactly how my parents pictured my career lets get to some news some experts are now suggesting we wipe down our groceries with clorox americans are like, im doing this to stay healthy, then realize theyre wiping down a bag of fuego takis have you ever had takis, honey no. Never even heard of them jimmy its a new thing its a new thing yeah, its like a rolled up tortilla thing oh. Ill try one jimmy new York Governor Andrew Cuomo [ applause ] new York Governor Andrew Cuomo said new york city playgrounds will close yup, its going to that be really tough for the kids and that weird old guy on roller skates i mean, where in the hell do you find a walkman these days . There he is. The mayor of los angeles is now recommending that all residents cover their faces in public and since its l. A. , you get to play that fun game, protected from the coronavirus or botched nose job . Or both. The National Bobblehead hall of fame and museum announced that dr. Fauci bobbleheads will be going on sale tomorrow wow, thats incredible theres a National Bobblehead hall of fame and museum . You can actually a buy a dr. Fauci bobblehead doll. This bobblehead is a little different, because whenever it hears a trump press conference, it slowly shakes its head back and forth. I saw an article that suggested having an athome dance party as a way to get more exercise during the quarantine. Thats a great idea, said only People Living on the top floor of their building. A man in england ran a marathon in his backyard to raise money for the National Health service. When he was done, he went back inside, spent a few minutes with his family im going to do it again a man in england ran a marathon in his backyard to raise money cause its pretty good a man in england ran a marathon in his backyard to raise money for the National Health service. When he was done, he went back inside, spent a few minutes with his family and then ran a second marathon its a good joke and finally, i saw that today is National Peanut butter and jelly day, although right now americans favorite pb j is purell, brawny and jack daniels. Thats my monologue for you right there. Its time for hashtags. Hey, guys. Now its time for hashtags. We asked you guys to a quarantineamovie was the hashtag and my example was bigherosixfeetapart and you guys answered. And thank you for playing the game along we were trending number two in the country so that was major. Thank you. Thank you so much. Now id like to share some of my favorite hashtags with you right now. Quarantineamovie. Here we go heatheronair said gosh, i cant grab im becoming that guy that licks his fingers when he does that its its the jacket. I put on a jacket because i am tired of not dressing up so i put on a jacket i have the patches and now, im the guy that licks his fingers when he when he gosh here we go heatheronair says, how to lose your mind in ten days. pollygolightly says, honey, i flunked the kids. [ light laughter ] any home schoolers out there know exactly thats a good one jimmy what thats talking about. This is from watchmojo said, a star is bored. Come on. Theres no such thing as being bored. You can find something to do this one is from rieptide1999 he said, edward washinghands. This one is from tinagibala quarantineamovie. She said, 50 shades of gray roots. [ laughter ] this ones from hellofelicia14. Hello, felicia she says, quaratineamovie oh, its a great classic spray anything. This ones from syfywire. It says, avengers infinity conference calls, which were all on all day long. Oh, thought this one was clever. This ones from msmann95. She said, do little. Do little. Shes got the brains this ones from margauxpolo4. She put, frozen pizza. This ones from zaharako. She put, good will hunting for toilet paper. I like this one. This is from caffeine748. She put, gloves, actually. Actually, gloves this ones from sandyleetv. Hi, sandy lee. She put, the devil wears sweatpants. Thats a good movie. This ones from kevkellam, stay at home alone. These are quaratineamovie if youre just tuning in. This ones from thisgirltweeets with extra es she put, ferris buehlers year off. This ones from brooketrovert she put, romi and micheles zoom reunion. [ light laughter ] this is a movie that should be in the works this one is from kelownasteve he put, dont stand by me. Were getting to the end here. leo7176865 i mean, at this point, whats the point . This point, whats the point if youre saying all those numbers . Thats silly okay this is leo717686193411 its like pi leo pi you know all right, here we go. Leo says, a best friends wedding got canceled. [ laughter ] you have to laugh, right thats the whole point of this you have to laugh if you have a wedding canceled last one, oh, everyones saying this this from morageilson1. She said, groundhog day. That is our hashtags. More tonight show coming up [ cheers and applause so what will galaxy 5g really change . Way more than you think. Check out this game. Yes. Galaxy 5g means you will beat your friends what if i want to show my friend this little guy . Calling the whole gang is even better with galaxy 5g. Wait a minute, are you bored . 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Jimmy uh, as i said, later in the show, we have adam sandler, jessica alba i am also i am very lucky to say that we get to interview a lot of great people, including my wife the other day, but i never get a chance to interview my dog, gary. So id like to interview my dog. Heres my interview with my dog, gary jimmy gary [ dog moans its got to be nice for you having me around the house more, huh . Yeah, yeah, totally so whats the eta on you going back to the office jimmy have you seen any good shows lately ive been watching this new one, squirrels outside the window. Super bingeworthy cant wait to see what the squirrel does next jimmy who is your favorite member of our nancy boom that was easy. Next question. Jimmy whats been the highlight of your quarantine probably when i snuck a bite of chicken off the table jimmy gary, thats not good. Bad dog. Dont bad dog me. I see the way you snack at 2 00 in the morning. I see everything in this house just keep the chicken coming, joke boy jimmy okay, next question. Do you have any fun projects coming up . Knocking over your glass with my tail, pulling the stuffing out of toys, and i think i might have something going on with quibby no big deal. Jimmy that is a big deal are you watching anything good right now . Yeah, yeah, its this great new show on nbc called watching my owner slowly losing it. Jimmy what was the best part of your day . Probably when we went for that walk and you tripped and boofed that was pretty classic. Jimmy hows it been having me home all the time uh, great jimmy did you pause . No. Jimmy yopaus no, i had something in my eye. Jimmy you paused jimmy whats your favorite thing about having me home so much i have someone that passes out on the floor every night like me. Jimmy gary, would you like that give a shout out to anyone . Yeah, id like to give a shout out to everyone working through this pandemic. Jimmy that was so sweet. Thank you. No, no, not you, jimmy. Im talking about the real heroes, all the nurses and doctors and people working in Grocery Stores and the delivery men and women. Theyre risking their lives to save ours. Jimmy of course. No, seriously did you eat six pizzas last night . Jimmy i always wondered what garys voice sounded like. Did you know who that was . Whoisgary thank you so much for talking to me, gary i think. Well be back with more tonight show at home edition. A prepaid plan to help keep america connected. Starting at just 15 a month, it gives flexibility for Uncertain Times. Visit tmobile. Com connect to learn more. You can also manage your account, and make payments online. Stay connected with tmobile connect. Neutrogena® rapid wrinkle repair®. Weve got the retinol that gives you results in one week. Not just any retinol. Accelerated retinol sa. One week is all it takes. Neutrogena®. Protect your pet with the 1 name in flea and tick protection. Frontline plus. 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I appreciate it, buddy jimmy, you look handsome. What is that, earth behind you jimmy im in the birch room. That is so cool, buddy. Jimmy yeah birch wallpaper. You look good you shower today or no [ laughter ] you did, you didnt, did you [ laughter ] jimmy, boy i got a shower for you, man. I took my jimmy shower jimmy a showers now like wearing a hat, thats the same type of thing. How are you doing, buddy, where are you at im in l. A. The wife, jackie and my two children, and weve been in the same joint for a long time, just like you, and thats it. Were hangin out, trying to get past all this. Jimmy yeah, good man i appreciate you doing this, because a lot of people love you, and you raise a lot of spirits. This means a lot ive been watching you too, jimmy, the shows have been great, and it does take your mind off when you get to watch something thats happening right now. Because man, have i been watching repeats of old basketball games last night, i watched a High School Baseball game from i dont know, 1989 or something, just like wow, i cant believe this is what we do jimmy yeah, so we made a joke once, it was like espn is showing the best bounce passes of 2009. [ laughter ] thats funny, man jimmy do you know the wells story, david wells story when we went out at an snl party i kind of remember this are you with him jimmy me and horatio and lorne, we were having an afterparty with david wells, a great pitcher for the yankees, and were hanging out, having drinks were going late and im telling this because he tells the story. So its getting late, id say probably 5 00, 5 30. Lorne leaves im still there. I think leave around 5 45, almost 6 00 in the morning i leave the party, right i go home. And i just crash i wake up the next day its got to be 1 00, 1 30 the next day, and i turn on the tv, and david wells is pitching. Thats right i know hes a mad man jimmy its crazy, so i go maybe its one of these classic games, you know, they show like yankees classics its got to be that, and it looks real, so i call up horatio, i go, dude, wake up, man. I go, turn on channel 11. I go, wellsys pitching. He goes, theres no way, we were out till 6 00. It was late. We left. And so hes like turns out its a real game and he throws a perfect game thats was a pretty famous game thats an insane one i believe youre part of that story. Jimmy its the craziest thing in the world i mean, there are so many stories from the snl after parties, you go that was a cool thing. That was fun thats a 12, that story yeah, youre more relaxed and loose and not thinking as much when youre tired or you cant, you cant question yourself as much but thats incredible. David wells, he used to hang with my cast, too. Jimmy did he really . Yeah, man we loved it. Loved it jimmy i love that dude hes such a great guy. Yes jimmy ive been doing this show from my house, and im reading monologue jokes, and now and then, the kids will be there listening, and they dont laugh at anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy not even a charity laugh. They, like booing, and they go [ applause [ applause ] p[ laughter [ laughter ] and all that stuff its crazy i was going to ask you do your daughters, do they get your comedy . Do they watch your movies . Guaranteed, when this is on tonight, well watch it together theyll laugh at everything you say and stare at everything i say. [ laughter ] i think they just have it where theyre nervous that, for me, for you, your own kids, oh, no, whats he going to say thats awful. So they will relax so much like, oh, jimmy. By the way, weve been Walking Around with a jimmy fallon beach bag here jimmy do you really . Its where i keep my ipad chargers, in my jimmy fallon beach bag. Jimmy oh, i love that you use that thats awesome, bud. I was doing jokes the other night and i did an impression of you, and i just want to show you this clip. Thats the first and only time theyve ever laughed at me watch. Oh, i heard, yes, yes jimmy i think two weeks of isolation is starting to take its toll, i can explain it best through adam sandler and the pipe cleaner, and thats nice and by today, it was like, stop eating your sister shut up [ nonsense noises jimmy adam sandler makes everyone laugh and they loved it. They both were screaming laughing thats so funny nancy texted jackie that, that the kids probably laughed at something jimmy did it and it was an impression of my goofiness. Jimmy now youve been very nice to me throughout the years, youve been nice to me doing your voice do you remember the first time that i called you and said i had an impression of you no, no, do you . Jimmy i do, yeah i remember all our moments yeah, you tell me i mean, im much older than you, so i forget things now what happened . Jimmy i was on snl and you said were you doing jeopardy. Jimmy thats right yeah, yeah, yeah, i remember. What did i say to you . Jimmy you go all right, all right, do the impression for me, and i was like oh, my gosh. Higgins was there. And were you in higgins office. And i did the goofy, yabba, yabba. And you go, all right, thats good good luck, kid. You were great to me you were so nice to me you know, i do remember back then thats like 20 years ago or something, right . Jimmy yeah i do remember always getting calls from anybody who said, mentioned your name from my friends in my hometown going hey, did you see they were making fun of you . Ba, ba, ba really and as i got older, i was like what the hell was the difference, man . Its fun who cares. I remember on snl i did a few people in that i think they were pissed at me after, and i didnt know why because i was so young. A skit is written. All of a sudden, youre supposed to do an impression of somebody. And then, i went to like a knicks game or somebody i did was there and they were like jimmy always the garden where i run into people and they go hey, whats up. Yeah, they ice you, right jimmy dude, im 23, im trying to make it, doing anything i can, man. Im just trying to make people laugh. I love you i have nothing against you i know, i know, i know. But you get this, i too. Theyre just like, what are you doing to me, man . Jimmy i love the special i told you was so good on netflix, and i know you were on tour. So you had to cancel a bunch of dates. Im so happy we canceled that that was at the beginning of all this when people were questioning, what should we do, and i was like a week away from it, and i was saying to everybody, i, i dont think it makes sense. Jimmy yeah you got to stay in to stay home. I want to talk about this charity that we asked everyone to pick a charity. And yours is directrelief. 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