Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240713 :

Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240713

The stock market today suffered its worst day since 2008, while great person trump suffered his worst day he was at m. I. T. He taught at m. I. T. For, i think, a Record Number of years. He was a great super genius, since, i dont know, yesterday [ laughter ] dr. John trump i like this stuff. President Trumps White House i really get it. Social media director, this people are surprised that i weekend, shared a video of understand it. Former Vice President joe biden every one of these doctors said, that was edited so it appeared how do you know so much about this . Biden was saying, we can only maybe i have a natural ability maybe i should have done that reelect donald trump. Instead of running for president. They doctored a video to make seth yes yes, you should have joe biden look bad [ applause ] [ laughter ] you should have applied to that is so unnecessary medical school i mean, for real, here is how and you should have filmed the reactions of the faculty of that here is how he started his super medical School Reading your tuesday victory speech application. And you should have posted that on tiktok and gotten 1 trillion views. By the way, this is my little [ light laughter ] sister valerie and im jills husband. Seriously, you think instead of oh, no you switched on me running for president at age 70, [ laughter ] you should have become a doctor instead . Seth i mean, if anything the only white coat you should if anything, you have to doctor be wearing is a straitjacket his videos to make him look [ laughter ] good also there is no way by the way, this is my wife im sorry, but there is [ cheers and applause jill and this is my sister. I did that correctly [ laughter ] there is no way a doctor said the words how do you know so seth sesame street characters including elmo and much about this stuff. [ light laughter ] the count appeared in new public i mean, maybe, maybe one of them Service Announcements today to encourage people to participate said it sarcastically, like, you in the 2020 census said, i hear the coronavirus though, if youre only will go away when it gets less participating in the census cloudy. Because elmo told you to and they said, oh man, how do you know so much about this [ light laughter ] stuff . Im not sure you count as the [ laughter ] head of the household. Also you think you know about science because your uncle was a [ laughter ] doctor people dont just automatically the Trump Campaign has know what their uncles know. Reportedly canceled a women for trump bus tour due to concerns otherwise we would all know the lyrics to every steely dan song. Over the coronavirus [ laughter ] and the women who were planning to attend are both disappointed. This is what happens when you put a lifelong con artist and [ laughter ] [ applause ] pathological liar with zero intellectual curiosity in charge of the government. In a new interview, senator when an emergency comes along, he doesnt care about solving Bernie Sanders said that sexism is a problem for female it he just wants to bs his way politicians and added he thinks, through it and now hes actively making the quote, women have obstacles situation worse. Placed in front of them that men the president is a deluded idiot do not have. Who thinks hes a for instance, they have to spend super genius. Hours doing their hair while seth this has been a closer look bernie just walks into a tornado. [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] well be right back with [ cheers and applause nicolle wallace, everybody [ cheers and applause a group of sheep in Northern Ireland recently crashed through the window of a local bank and wandered around the Office Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on when asked how many sheep were youtube. In there, the Bank Employees of savings and service, fell asleep. [ laughter ] geico is the easy choice. [ applause ] we could even help you with homeowners. [ cheers and applause oh not again oh, thanks you know automated lights are just the beginning. And finally, a woman in pretty soon theyre gonna have eyes. North carolina recently celebrated her 100th birthday by having herself arrested to fulfill a lifelong dream everywhere. Well goodnight. Geico. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] over 75 years of savings and service. Said police said the police, maam, we would have done it without you killing that guy. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is the host of deadline white house, weekdays on msnbc. Nicolle wallace is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause she cohosts the new quibi geico. Series, singled out, verizon 5g ultra wideband is so much faster premiering april 6th. And you than even my home internet. Can catch her weekdays on abcs vo verizon 5g ultra wideband gma3 strahan, sara and keke. Now powers the new Samsung Galaxy s20 ultra 5g. Keke palmer is back, everybody buy one of our newest galaxy 5g phones [ cheers and applause and get an s20 on us. And he is the founder and ceo of the lifestyle brand fubu, who stars in abcs shark tank. And his book, powershift, is on stands tomorrow daymond john is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause so weve a great show for you. Before we get to all of our guests, as the president continues to lie about the coronavirus outbreak, we are now seeing what its like when a lifelong scam artist is in mom to reconnect we got a subaru to give him some adventure. Charge of responding to a Public Health crisis. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause and be together. And once we did that, we realized his greatest adventure is just beginning. Seth when it comes to his presidency, theres nothing donald trump cares about more than the stock market. He brags about it virtually every chance he gets vo for many subaru owners, adventure starts in our National Parks. And on friday, during a visit to cdc headquarters in atlanta, trump predicted that the thats why subaru is the National Park foundations largest corporate supporter, coronavirus outbreak, which has now hit more than 100,000 cases to protect the adventure that brings us together worldwide and over 500 here in the u. S. , would actually be good for generations to come. For the economy. Welcome to the most adventurous outback ever. Can you address the economic piece, though cause there is obviously a lot of fear about the allnew 2020 subaru outback. The i mean, it is a fact. You know, if you know anything about me, i like when people happen to stay in the go where love takes you. United states and spend their money in the United States, okay so i think people are staying in the United States more theyre going to spend their money in the United States seth thats right. This smoothie has over 3 times v8 onlyas much. Ams of sugar. Trump thinks coronavirus will help the economy cause people will spend money here in the u. S. So maybe we should call this smoothie, sweetie. In fact, ive been buying toilet paper at costco that v8 the original Plant Powered drink. [ laughter ] im going to resell at a profit if things get worse. Veg up. There you go, the president said on friday the coronavirus would actually be good for the economy. Lets see how the stock market did when it opened on monday morning. Were coming on the air with breaking news. This is the New York Stock Exchange the trading day is just beginning on wall street and there are fears that the dow im the founder of the honey pot. My name is beatrice dixon. Will drop and drop quickly were already seeing that. In the beginning it wasnt easy to, the dow industrials are off like, start this company. Right now 17 points or 6. 5 . And there was a lot of times that it almost didnt happen. Youve got the nasdaq off 5. 8 if target didnt take the chance on us, we wouldnt be in all the retailers that were in today. And then the s p down 6. 3 but whats really dope, at this point, ive never is they helped us with the product line, seen this much anxiety on the floor of the new york stock the packaging. They really, like, changed my life. Exchange there are traders running the reason why its so important everywhere for honey pot to do well we are watching these levels has trading now stopped is so the next black girl has it hit that comes up with a great idea, trading has stopped, because that 7 trigger she could have a better opportunity. That means a lot to me. Trading has stopped because weve seen a drop of 7 , which means trading will stop for the next 15 minutes. Seth im selling this toilet paper for a thousand dollars a sheet [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats right three days three days after trump predicted coronavirus would be good for the economy, the stock market plunged so much, when it opened, the trading had to be stopped. The drop was so bad, the red arrow on the tv screen grew legs and ran away [ light laughter ] now now the selloff [ applause ] wasnt due entirely to coronavirus. It was also due in large part to war over oil prices launched by [ cheers and applause saudi arabia still, a lot of people are seth welcome back, understandably worried everybody. And while theres no reason to give it up for the 8g band right panic, governments across the over there [ cheers and applause world are taking extreme joining with us this week on measures to mitigate the drums, hes played and recorded outbreak with music icons like tom petty, over the weekend, italy put millions of people on lockdown eric clapton and the average in regions hit hardest by the white band among many others outbreak where people were rushing to catch the last trains his latest, a solo album, Steve Ferrone and friends live, is leaving milan before the lockdown took effect available now. Also, be sure to check him out officials in italy putting 16 Million People on lockdown. On the new guy show over at siriusxms tom petty radio now, thats a quarter of a countrys population video shows people rushing to Steve Ferrone, everybody catch the last train as it left [ cheers and applause northern italy thank you so much for being seth this is what italians here, steve. Look like when theyre rushing our first guest tonight hosts deadline white house weekdays [ laughter ] obviously at 4 00 p. M. On msnbc [ cheers and applause i mean, obviously in italy, to she joins Brian Williams and Rachel Maddow tomorrow at 7 00 p. M. For a special run for a train is a fate worse decisions 2020 democratic primary coverage than death please welcome back to the show nicolle wallace, everyone. [ laughter ] im shocked they didnt have cigarettes in one hand and [ cheers and applause aperol spritzes in the other i mean, if youve ever been to italy, you know that for italians, what you just saw there is defcon one. I mean, in italy, stores just close in the afternoon so people can nap. And planes just take off whenever they want at the rome airport, most departure times say, it leaves when it leaves, capiche . [ laughter ] seth how are you im great and here in the u. S. , new york, seth welcome back. The state with the most cases is well, thanks for having me currently taking its own back precautions to deal with the seth i want to get right into it. Coronavirus. You were an actual Governor Andrew Cuomo declared a Communications Director at a white house. State of emergency as the number not a celebrated one at that. Of cases rises to over 100, with but seth no. Well, we didnt realize at the thousands more being asked to time selfquarantine. You didnt know how good you had it seth that how important it and on sunday, cuomo offered was to have a communications directed this advice to new yorkers yeah. Taking the subway. [ light laughter ] seth you worked in the bush white house. If you can move to a train and now you are seeing this car white house, which is not i would Say Communications is not that is not as dense its strength [ laughter ] to be fair, they have very few strengths. If you see a packed train car, [ laughter ] but what do you feel at a time like this when messaging is so let it go by, wait for the next important, how do you perceive train. Whats happening right now [ light laughter ] seth im sorry did you think people were picking crowded cars on purpose . So this is one of those things that i wish we were wrong [ laughter ] every train car is packed. [ cheers and applause about, people who are critical excuse me, what . And who see the flaws. This is one of those ones where so sorry when donald trump says, oh, a where are the less dense train miracle is going to take corona cars away, thats like the one in a thats why those showtime subway dancers learned how to hang million things where im like, ooh, i wish he were right. Upside down from the roof, so seth yeah. They could fit on to a packed car. But the and look, here is [ laughter ] the other thing. As a general rule, anytime you see a subway car that isnt packed, that means one of two i mean, we have a Global Pandemic things and hes, liar, liar, pants on either its 4 00 a. M. On a fire president who saw this tuesday or someone did something coming unspeakable. [ laughter ] i mean, this was where it was always going to land seth right oh look honey we were always going to need this ones almost empty him to have more credibility on oh, that smell oh, my god. [ laughter ] the world stage, to level with us and to be more competent than now, theres no reason to pain , he is when our health and our familys health was on the line. There are reasons for optimism china and south korea have seen slowdowns in new cases and sadly, it took something and people in areas affected by like this i think to even shake the outbreak have been making the best of the situation. The confidence of some members for example, in wuhan, china, of his base. The epicenter of the outbreak, a virus doesnt have a political affiliation. Students whove been on lockdown were assigned homework through seth i guess time will tell an app until they figured out a if it actually is shaking the confidence of his base way to get out of it because it is interesting, in lockdown, wuhan teachers used certainly in the early stages, an app called dingtalk to set up we are seeing very smart people, homework very talented people who are kids realized if it got enough onestar reviews, it would be trying to deal with this crisis removed from the app store who are, as we pointed out, also [ laughter ] trying to do this sort of [ cheers and applause triangulation of also figuring thousands of reviews flooded in. And dingtalks rating fell from out how not to offend him. 4. 9 to 1. 4 overnight that is amazing. Are you surprised when you see oh, the dear leader stuff although, i will say seth yeah, when you see brilliant doctors who are making the choice to say, like, and also, let me just say you are although, it is a bummer for the doing a really good job too. People who built that app. [ laughter ] yeah, look, i dont know i mean, you conceive of an app, you develop it, you go through where that chip comes from rounds and rounds of beta testing, you finally have a i mean, i think its part of the successful launch and then this reward structure and hes very, you know, off brings it down [ light laughter ] with your head, anyone that hey, what happened to that app of yours . Doesnt tell him hes brilliant. Oh, a bunch of dickhead kids but, i mean, you cover the same onestarred me. Stories i do every day [ laughter ] the things people say to him, well, you made a homework app so maybe youre the dickhead. Especially when the public [ laughter and applause safety is on the line, are but honestly, maybe we should put these kids in charge of the really, really troubling seth you obviously went Coronavirus Response because while they were out through some crises in your time there coming up with ways to shut down apps, the most as a Communications Director each is different. Powerful man in the world was how did you deal with the ones visiting cdc headquarters in that you faced in your time in atlanta on friday in a hat and windbreaker, looking not like a the white house . Man steady at the helm of a crisis, but like a hungover we were ready for the bird Little League umpire flu, that was the pandemic that we were prepared for [ laughter ] [ applause ] and people like to joke that seriously, man, what is this look bush wasnt steeped in history you are inside but he read every he was are you expecting a thunderstorm [ laughter ] reading books about the plague i heard this was a laboratory we were all given sort of take and as everyone knows, laboratories run on lightning home reading about how things spread because thats how they invented frankenstein. We were drilling on saturdays and sundays, red teams and blue [ laughter ] teams for how something would, and as countries across the world were testing tens of thousands of people a day and you know, go from city to city taking extreme measures to mitigate the outbreak, our president was at the cdc talking about how he was getting his and you look at the way this information not from doctors but white house communicates, its from his favorite channel, fox all about goosing the stock market seth yeah. News i mean, no one even seems to have in mind, i dont you as of the time i left the know, if youve got kids in plane with you, we had school and you go to work, you 240 cases, thats at least what rely on sort of the was on a very fine network known infrastructure and the as fox news. Trustworthy flow of information to make decisions about how to keep your family safe. And thats where i think if this seth why are you getting your information about how many cases there are from fox news . Goes on, no one is again, the coronavirus is not [ laughter ] youre at the cdc. Donald trumps fault, but everything hes done in [ applause ] exaggerating about the status of you are surrounded tests and lying about its you are currently surrounded by doctors. Severity and saying it will just go away, thats all on him just turn around and ask one of them seth well, we talked about doctor, give it to me

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