Matthew mcconaughey and hugh grant Vanessa Hudgens, musical guest Ashley Mcbryde and feating the legendary roots crew questlove 1190 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness, hey. [ cheers and applause sounding great, everybody. Oh, my gosh. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you. Well you guys, this weekend a major winter storm is expected to hit the east coast and some places could get up to a foot of snow and just to be safe, President Trump announced that hes shutting down the senate until November Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy lets get to the news trumps impeachment trial begins tuesday in the senate its pretty historic impeachment has only happened three times in 150 years its like seeing halleys comet or finding an employee at home depot. [ laughter ] today trump unveiled his whole defense team did you see what they look like yeah, it looks like if mens wearhouse had an employee of the month wall [ laughter ] if they were any older and whiter, theyd be a democrat running for president. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs meanwhile, during the trial, trump said that hes probably still gonna go to switzerland for the World Economic forum cause nothing says im innocent like flying to switzerland the minute your trial starts [ light laughter ] and this is strange. Yesterday at a prayer event at the white house, trump casually had a map on his desk that showed the areas he won in the 2016 election. Take a look. Yeah so far, nobodys told him thats actually verizons coverage map [ laughter ] meanwhile, everyones talking about this i saw that trumps soninlaw Jared Kushner is on the cover of Time Magazine take a look at the photo [ light laughter ] yeah looks like hes auditioning to be a mannequin in the window of j. Crew. [ laughter ] its so creepy, if you walk past that magazine on a newsstand, the eyes will follow you [ laughter ] some Business News i read that google is worth more than 1 trillion for the first time its pretty crazy, but i saw their Google Doodle today and i think theyre rubbing it in a little bit take a look. [ rasta horn ] im rich, biatch [ goat scream [ laughter ] steve wow. Thats their doodle . Jimmy some Entertainment News i want to say happy birthday to betty white steve yeah jimmy who turned 98 years old today [ cheers and applause we love you. We love you, betty it is a big week for betty she had a birthday and she became the only person in america to see all three impeachments steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy check this out the largest snickers bar in the world was just made at a candy factory in texas its the size of 43,000 individual snickers bars check it out wow. [ audience oohs thats either the largest snickers bar or the worlds most delicious coffin. [ light laughter ] and finally, its the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week its something we call this week in words. [ cheers and applause impeachment hoa ukraine scanda Gwyneth PaltroScented Candle megxi royal family feu popeyes favorite food chicken all time cham on jeopardy oscar snub i disagree trump and vince vaugh quid pro quo champagne scanda there we go rumors gossip could be tru Abby Huntsman is leaving the view Billie Eilish to record a song for bond james bond sport Houston Astros cheated lsu went undefeated the nfl its championship week the packers niners the titans the chiefs very differen recollection said a woman could not win the election bernie is my friend i disagree you called me a liar on national tv clearly the democrats are on trumps min maga rally exact same time people need to understand the way trump thinks light bulbs toilet shower sinks they dont know wha trump was talking abou you turn it on no water comes out stop the madnes secure the borde drip dri so little water [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Matthew mcconaughey and hugh grant are here. [ cheers and applause steve oh, come on. All right, all right, all right. Jimmy Vanessa Hudgens is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy and we got music from Ashley Mcbryde, everybody. [ cheers and applause guys, dolittle is in theaters today, and that movie has a great cast and we wanted to do something fun with the actors. So we gave them a bunch of weird phrases and asked them to sneak those phrases into their press interviews as casually as possible [ light laughter ] no one knew we were doing this but, here, check it out. Its time for drop it in. [ cheers and applause drop it i drop it in drop it drop i drop it in congratulations on being here what is it like to be at the premiere of dolittle . Oh, its very exciting. Its very exciting i got my baby with me. Came down here in the car. All together, very excited unlike in the film where i travel by boat, but, you know, cars are just boats that dont float, arent they [ ding ] what is roberts cheat food or guilty pleasure at night he sneaks down as has almond butter, because hes an actor and has to look nice for the camera no, i dont theres two things i cant go without. Coffee, coffee, and, you guessed it, coffee [ ding ] okay. I actually started out as a a different character. Then we played so much switched from fleming the mouse, to kevin the squirrel, you know its not the feathers on the bird, its the freak in the beak [ ding ] [ laughter ] where do these opportunities rank on just, like, most surreal Career Opportunities this is like, more, one of those cases where you get to have dessert for breakfast i mean, even if its a wet donut, its still a donut. [ ding ] [ laughter ] whether youre in a wwe ring, or whether youre opposed to somebody on film, or whether youre just doing v. O. Work. I mean, a wet donut is still a a donut. [ ding ] robert, youre an executive producer on this film. How active were you in the casting . Are you making any of those phone calls my credo is like, thats why raisin brain has two scoops of raisins. [ ding ] its, like, more is better yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy even there, hes a a great actor. Steve come on. Jimmy even doing that, hes a fantastic actor. That is so fun thanks so much to the cast of dolittle. [ cheers and applause it is in theaters today. Stick around well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause i wrote this a long time ago. I dont know how old i was. I hope someday i will be on a real football team. Im katie sowers, offensive assistant coach for the San Francisco 49ers. Im not just here to be the token female, im here to help us win. The surface pro helps me get whats in my head and get it out on to the field. 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And, of course, i send out thank you notes. And i was just [ cheers and applause steve god. Jimmy i was running a bit behind steve really jimmy yeah steve you didnt have time to do this earlier jimmy i thought if you wouldnt mind, id like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that okay with you guys [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy whats your problem, man . Steve it made me laugh so well set up jimmy well, i just i dont have time. Steve you dont have time. You usually check your email. Jimmy im very busy. Check my inbox steve yeah jimmy return some emails steve sure jimmy and, of course, send out my weekly thank you notes. Steve yeah, exactly. Jimmy todays friday thats what i do james . James knows how to play the piano. Steve really does he . Jimmy james, can you play something on the piano [ light laughter ] steve oh, beautiful. Jimmy sounds like thank you notes writing music steve yeah, it does. Jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] steve beautiful piano playing. Jimmy thank you, betty white, celebrating her 98th birthday today. Or as Bernie Sanders put it, ah, to be young again. [ cheers and applause steve nope jimmy that was a great year. [ light laughter ] thank you, tom brady, for moving out of boston the same week as the red sox cheating scandal. If things get any worse in that city, people in boston might start drinking [ cheers and applause thank you, uber eats, for somehow making it seem normal to stand in my underwear as a stranger hands me a burrito. [ cheers and applause steve thanks, man. Jimmy big fan, dude. [ laughter ] thank you, streaming Services Like peacock, hulu, netflix, amazon prime, disney plus, and apple tv plus, and quibi, for making me wish there was some way to bundle you all up into one. We could call it cable [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve nice thats a thinker thats a thinker jimmy preach steve preach church [ light laughter ] take me to church [ mumbling lyrics [ mumbling lyrics take me to church [ mumbling lyrics jimmy what what i have no something about church take me to church [ mumbling lyrics steve something about church jimmy i dont know the words to that at all [ laughter ] steve doesnt mean i dont love it. Jimmy i dont know the words to it. Whats Lewis Capaldis song . [ laughter ] thats a great song. Thats a big, hit song steve yeah, its like the number one song in the nation. Jimmy its a great song. How does it go steve almost was it jimmy whats it called again . Someone you love does that mean anything to anyone steve yeah questlove yeah [ laughter ] jimmy how would you play it, though its like steve how does that go questlove um, like jimmy how does it go again it goes [ cheers ] [ light laughter ] someone you how does it go . Somebody i used to love jimmy somebody i used to love yes jimmy no, thats a a different song steve no, thats not it. Im going under and this time i fear theres no one to save me [ mumbling lyrics jimmy yeah knock knock knockin on heavens door [ cheers and applause knock knock knockin on heavens door [ cheers and applause hey hey hey hey yeah knock knock knocking on heavens door [ cheers and applause steve you were doing the axl rose version i let my guard down [ mumbling lyrics and then yo pulled the rug i was getting kind of used to being someone you loved im going under and this time i fear theres no one to turn to [ light laughter ] [ mumbling lyrics this all or nothing way of loving got me sleeping without you now i need somebody to kno somebody to heal [ mumbling lyrics [ cheers and applause knock knock knockin on heavens door hey he hey hey yeah knock knock knockin on heavens door hey hey [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, corduroy pants, for letting everyone at the office know that im walking down the hall. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ swishing noises [ light laughter ] knock [ laughter ] jimmy thank you segway unicycles, for being the quickest mode of transportation to the emergency room. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you bought a what . Steve howd he die jimmy you bought a what . Thank you, spelling bees, for being one of the best places to watch smart children cry [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy come on steve they chose to be in it [ light laughter ] got to risk it to get jimmy theyre forced to be in it. Thank you, the did you mean response on google, for being the politest way to say hey, dumbass, you made a typo. [ laughter ] [ applause ] there you have it. Those are my thank you notes well be right back with Matthew Mcconaughey and hugh grant [ cheers and applause im your 70lb st. Bernard puppy, and my lack of impulse control, is about to become your problem. Ahh no, come on. I saw you eating poop earlier. Hey my focus is on the road, and thats saving me cash with drivewise. 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Together they are starring in the gentlemen, which opens friday, january 24th please help me welcome Matthew Mcconaughey and hugh grant [ cheers and applause jimmy oh oh, my goodness. Oh, its hot oh oh oh its too hot its too hot in here come on. [ cheers and applause welcome back welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. Thank you for being here matthew, last time i saw you, we were in u. T. Austin yes, sir. Jimmy where you were a a professor at that university i still am a professor there. Jimmy you still are. Yeah, thats right i kept my job jimmy how was the class . Yeah how did it go . How it went great everyone passed. Everyone got as. Jimmy yeah, perfect. See, come on [ applause ] we actually studied this film, the gentlemen. Jimmy you did . Had a little talk about that, yes. Jimmy oh, thats right and i saw from your lincoln ads that over the holiday you went ice you went ice fishing. Ice fishing [ laughter ] jimmy on the back on back of your truck did you see [ laughter ] everyones always known how big of an ice fishermen i am jimmy yeah [ laughter ] have you ever, ever been ice fishing . Absolutely not. [ laughter ] but, i play one on tv. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly. A red flag come up, and you get a bit of a smile go get the fish very slowly. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy have you seen have you seen his lincoln ads no, i want to very much jimmy oh [ laughter ] theyre the most relaxing, coolest, best one of the oddest things youll ever see. [ laughter ] really . Jimmy theyre i never know where hes going. Hes quite an odd man actually [ laughter ] jimmy you think he is . I have discovered, yeah jimmy yeah, you have did you guys ever know each other before this movie . No, and not on it either. We had no scenes together. Jimmy oh so, weve really just met just now. Beautiful. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. [ laughter ] we passed each other from a a distance on a chinese golf course, someone told us [ laughter ] jimmy wow. 15 years ago. Jimmy is that right . But now were just meeting tonight, yeah. Jimmy theres a question i wanted to ask because i think it was last year you got a a little political in england. You didnt want to get Boris Johnson reelected yeah. Jimmy as prime minister. You went is this true you went door to door knocking on peoples doors, telling them not to vote for Boris Johnson . I did [ cheers and applause jimmy what do people do . What well, they pretended to be very nice. [ laughter ] i took eight different candidates around, and you know, we knocked on doors and i said, are you going to vote for jim, and they all say, oh, yes very much so. And none of them did [ laughter ] jimmy it didnt work every single one of my candidates lost. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god 100 record of failure. Jimmy its good yeah. Jimmy it was good to try it, though well, i felt i had to jimmy did people think it was like, love actually . [ laughter ] i mean, thats what you did. I think some of the adults thought that, and some of the kids burst into tears cause they thought i was the guy from paddington 2, you know what i mean [ laughter ] yeah jimmy the funny thing about this movie is you kind of got into this, hugh, because it was at your wedding day, maybe it was an absurd encounter. Jimmy yeah i was on my way to my wedding with my wife i was very late and trying cross the road in Sloane Sqaure in london, and a man falls off his bike in front of us. Idiot. [ laughter ] oh, christ [ laughter ] i tried to pick him up and along comes guy ritchie, who i know i bit cause i did the man from u. N. C. L. E. With him. Jimmy yeah and he said, sorry hugh, its my assistant. Hes always falling off his bike get up, get up. [ light laughter ] so, he got up. I said anyway, bye nice to see you. Guy said, no, n