Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Robert Downey jr aidy bryant, musical guest Little Big Town, and feating the legendary roots crew questlove 1188 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, welcome everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. Thank you. [ cheers and applause it seems like there is so much is going on right now. Today the house sent the impeachment articles to the senate a cheating scandal in Major League Baseball cost the Boston Red Sox manager his job. [ cheers ] Ken Jennings Ken jennings won the jeopardy greatest of all time tournament [ cheers and applause and an entire town in michigan smells like weed, because so many residents are growing it. [ laughter and cheers theres a lot to go over so lets just jump in and cover it all at once it is time for newsmash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first up, impeachment. Today the house voted to send the impeachment articles over to the senate. Theres no doubt that President Trump is in trouble. He put himself in serious jeopardy [ laughter ] the tournament, so fun to watch. Ken jennings made it looked easy up there. It is almost like he was cheating [ laughter ] red sox manager alex cora organized a scheme to steal signs from catchers. Now hes out of a job. To cheer himself up he might have to take a little trip to weed town, usa [ laughter ] the whole town of bessemer, michigan smells like weed because so many residents like to grow it these people smoke so much weed, you bet you could never see them on jeopardy. [ laughter ] it was a historic once in a generation event that we all got to watch on tv just like the impeachment. [ laughter ] the trial starts soon. And there is new evidence that trumps associates threatened people to get dirt on biden. Democrats are saying thats not okay and totally stinks. [ laughter ] this town is changing michigan from great lakes state to the dank stank state [ laughter ] growing that much weed is a bold move. It takes balls [ laughter ] the red sox could see them coming from a mile away since they knew the signs. But they got caught. They should never wagered it all. [ laughter ] and thats what ken jennings did. And it paid off big time his score was so high, in fact, he might as well live in bessemer, michigan [ laughter ] so in conclusion, good luck, good luck. What is good luck . [ laughter ] what is wait, what . [ cheers and applause steve acting jimmy you guys i am excited about this Robert Downey jr. Is my guest tonight steve come on [ cheers and applause jimmy he stars in the new movie dolittle. Yep, dolittle, which pretty much sums up last nights democratic debate. [ light laughter ] thats right, last night was the seventh democratic debate. And a lot of people are saying that it was pretty dull. Its odd, because i really thought six white people standing behind podiums on stage for two hours was going to be a rager. [ laughter ] but the main reason people watched was to see Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders go at it after bernie reportedly told her a a woman couldnt win the presidency well, at the end of the debate it seemed like there was still some tension there check out what happened when bernie went to shake warrens hand the democratic debate in des moines, iowa this was the last time americans will hear the Democratic Candidates all on a a stage together 20 days, six candidates on stage jimmy yeah, wow. Laser focus in policy, iran jimmy can we healthcare. Jimmy can we see them again . [ light laughter ] bernie looks like a delta gate agent who caught someone in zone two trying to board in zone one [ laughter ] there are rules there are rules, maam i am going to ask you [ light laughter ] that exchange looked pretty intense. Luckily, we were able to get the enhanced audio steve oh jimmy of what they were saying it seems like people may be blowing this out of proportion check it out [ all whispering ] hey bernie, i was wondering if youve heard Justin Biebers new song yummy . What . It goes youve got that yummy yummy no, listen, the only bieber song i listen to is sorry. Yummy is better your opinion, not mine. Agree to disagree. Hey, when you are talking about the 1 , are you talking about me [ bleep ] off [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve wow. [ cheers and applause jimmy we got that audio. My goodness. Steve wow. Jimmy one of the biggest moments from last nights debate was Amy Klobuchar talking about her election record check it out my republican opponents have gotten out of politics for good and i think i think that sounds pretty good [ laughter ] jimmy pretty good [ laughter ] pretty good. It was trending on twitter last night. Pretty good. But i noticed you can actually use pretty good to describe a lot of things. Like, for example, if you get an alert that your grubhub order is arriving early thats pretty good [ laughter ] jimmy if you send the wrong text, but switch your phone to Airplane Mode just in time, thats pretty good [ laughter ] jimmy or finally, if you happen to stop by weed town, usa. Thats pretty good [ laughter ] jimmy its works in a bunch of ways. [ cheers and applause and now that the Iowa Caucuses are just weeks away, voters in the state are being bombarded with campaign ads. The battle for airwaves have gotten so intense that Mike Bloomberg is now attacking the my pillow guy. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy we knew that joke was not going to work about 20 minutes ago but were still steve tried it anyway. You know [ laughter ] jimmy we still wanted to try it steve yeah jimmy and see if it worked and it didnt. Steve it did not [ laughter ] jimmy i just like saying my pillow guy steve come on. Who doesnt . [ laughter ] jimmy even though he wasnt at the debate, Mike Bloombergs campaign tried gaining some attention by tweeting out a bunch of weird, absurd facts that have nothing to do with the election did anyone see this . They even posted a photo of bloombergs face on a meatball check this out [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] it says, spot the meatball that looks like mike. So if youre keeping track, bloombergs appeared in zero debates but on one meatball. [ laughter ] well, as i mentioned, today the house finally voted to send the articles of impeachment to the senate i dont know, maybe its just me, but the impeachment sort of feels like greys anatomy. Every time i see it, my first thought is, is that still on tv . [ laughter ] thats right, pelosi appointed seven impeachment managers who will prosecute the case against trump. I dont know if that was a good idea i mean, when you pick seven, arent you begging trump to give them dwarf nicknames from snow white . [ laughter ] theres congressman dopey, sleepy, grumpy. [ laughter ] can we see a photo of pelosi and the seven managers i know it doesnt seem like much, but compared to last nights debate that looks like the cast of dolemite. [ laughter ] and maybe pelosi was smart to delay sending over the articles, because there is new evidence in the case against trump. It turns out that one of Rudy Giulianis associates, lev parnas, actually wrote a a note that said, get zelensky to announce that the biden case will be investigated. Trump was furious. He was like, you stayed at the ritz instead of one of my hotels . [ laughter ] but trumps keeping busy last night he held a rally in wisconsin where he ranted about dishwashers. He said people have to run them ten times to get things clean. First of all, since when does trump use a dishwasher [ laughter ] everything he eats comes in a wrapper. [ light laughter ] second, trump said the same exact thing about toilets. He said people are flushing toilets ten times to get them to work. I think i know whats going on here i think trump his washing dishes in the toilet and hes going to the bathroom in the dishwasher. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] during an event today, trump welcomed several Business Leaders to the white house, including ford executive nancy joy falotico lets see how that went. Nancy falotoco, of ford [ laughter ] nancy, where are you jimmy please welcome nancy from ford versus ferrari. [ laughter ] jimmy some tv news jeopardys greatest of all time tournament is over and in the end, ken jennings won three games. James holzhauer won one. And brad rutter didnt win any yep, rutter is one of jeopardys all time greats and now everyone looks at him like, idiot. [ laughter ] you guys, a lot of people follow the news by just checking out whats trending on the twitter. But sometimes seeing just a hashtags doesnt tell the whole story. So to quickly catch you up on the week, lets look at why some of these things were trending first up, theres the hashtag, incoherentdisaster. You may think its trending because of trump ranting about toilets at his rally but incoherentdisaster is actually trending because its the best review of cats. [ laughter ] next up is whitenoise you may think its trending because amazon has a deal on white noise machines but whitenoise is actually trending because its how most people describe last nights democratic debate. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] up next is the word goat. It could be trending because ken jennings was named jeopardys greatest of all time. But goat is actually trending because its the main ingredient in arbys meat supreme stacked sandwich [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] thats not a real sandwich steve thats not real. Jimmy i made it up steve joke jimmy next up, theres trex. It should be trending because the band trex is getting inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame but trex is actually trending because Bernie Sanders talked about his first pet. [ laughter ] and finally there is the hashtag highclass you may think its trending cause the queens supportive statement about prince harry but the hashtag highclass is actually trending because of this moment on the bachelor. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we got a fun show tonight. Robert downey jr. Is here steve come on [ cheers and applause jimmy aidy bryant is here steve what [ cheers and applause jimmy and weve got great, great, great music from Little Big Town [ cheers and applause i love those guys. Theyre fantastic. Guys, you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words . Well, it is also worth one meme ill show you what im talking about. It is time for this week in memes. [ cheers and applause this week in meme this week in memes yeah jimmy first up, take a look at this photo of joe biden and Bernie Sanders from last nights debate this meme is called, when you try to disguise yourself with a moustache to go back for a a second costco free sample. [ cheers and applause id like to try that. What would that taste like . Next is a photo of nancy pelosi her meme says, when you give your friend your phone to see a photo and they start scrolling through all of them. Its like [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause give it back. Next is a photo of Vladimir Putin his meme is called, when bae wont hang up first. [ laughter ] [ applause ] next is a photo of a seal. [ audience aws ] this meme is called, when theres only one other person at the nude beach. [ laughter and applause steve hi hey. Jimmy next is a photo of Queen Elizabeth and prince charles. This meme is called, when you realize you should have ordered your starbucks venti frap on the app instead of waiting in line. [ laughter and applause next is a photo of joe biden his meme is called, when grandpa asks you how to print emails from his phone. [ laughter and applause next is a photo of boris johnson. His meme says, when youre checking your hair in the reflection of ya shot glass. [ laughter ] and finally, take a look at this photo of angela merkel. Here meme says, when the office party has a mashed potatoes bar. There you go [ cheers and applause thats this week in memes. Well be right back with Robert Downey jr. [ cheers and applause applebees new irresistabowls now starting at 7. 99. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Im loooooving the allnew camera system on iphone 11 paul and i love how at sprint. sprintern . 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I would want to tell this little girl to keep pushing herself, your dreams coming. Othroughout the country for the past twelve years, mr. Michael bloomberg is here. Vo leadership in action. Mayor bloomberg and president obama worked together in the fight for gun safety laws, to improve education, and to develop innovative ways to help teens gain the skills needed to find good jobs. Obama at a time when washington is divided in old ideological battles he shows us what can be achieved when we bring people together to seek pragmatic solutions. Bloomberg im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. For the past decade, youve known him as iron man. His latest film dolittle hits theaters this friday ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robert Downey jr [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back [ cheers and applause welcome back wow thats it. Jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome back thank you so much. Its about time, jimmy. Jimmy i love it. Im so happy youre here thanks. Jimmy we have something in common were both really good looking no, im just kidding [ laughter ] and aidy bryant actually, our other guest on the show tonight, weve all got our career started on saturday night live. Three snl alums my gosh. Jimmy yeah i was thinking about it. I go, thats crazy, cause you were 20yearsold on i was 20. Jimmy you did one season of snl. Yes arguably the worst season in its history. [ laughter ] they also said i was the worst cast member. But come on, theres a lot of competition for that [ laughter and applause jimmy but wait, wait, i remember that season because that was you was it Anthony Michael hall Anthony Michael hall. Jimmy yeah it was damon wayans was on it. Jimmy thats right Randy Quaid Jimmy yes. Yeah. Jon lovitz jimmy oh, my gosh. There it is jimmy did you were you by yourself in your office, or did you have a roommate . Anthony michael hall and i had the old offices of belushi and aykroyd. We asked for a bunkbeds with nfl sheets jimmy did you . [ laughter ] yeah, we thought, like, just give them a long ride or like you have a bunch of demands. Theyre like, yeah, lets give them that. Now write some funny stuff. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah do anything funny. Yeah did you write anything that ever got on or i the only thing i wrote that made it almost close to air was this ridiculous sketch called suitcase boy where i came out with a suitcase zipped up around my neck and said a a bunch of nonsequiturs and it was so not funny [ laughter ] except to me and my weirdo friends. And i was literally sweating mortar shells. Dont. Jimmy i have a picture dont jimmy i have a photo of it [ audience ohs ] you are not going to believe this [ cheers and applause suitcase boy. [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] that looks more a little bit more like a laundry receptacle [ laughter ] but i mean, i say quid pro quo you must have had you must have had a bunko sketch. Come on. Jimmy are you kidding me everything i do is perfect [ laughter ] i was on for six seasons, so i had so many bad ones just like give me a stand out trauma. Jimmy god, theres so many me and horatio would get together and just like, dude, this just went nowhere. The worst one i think was the thing called i had to find it today, because i was thinking about it. Oh, gosh, its so embarrassing i need it jimmy it was called really you did suitcase boy. We did plate boy and cup boy. [ light laughter ] dude, its you win [ laughter ] jimmy for what alec baldwin was the host. Tell me you have it we need something. Jimmy i got it yeah, i got we might have a clip of it all right jimmy but alec baldwin was the host and hes always been great to me and he was always like, try new things and always do this. So horatio could move these cups we got these cups once and it was a rehearsal and he was, like, shaking them back forth and all of the cups would just kind of fly up into the air like a tornado okay. Jimmy it was very odd. And i so went, lets write a sketch this is really funny. And anyways, this debut, it never aired of plate boy first play. Jimmy and cup boy. [ laughter ] lets see maybe over maybe its aged well gentlemen wants a a what . He wants a plate. [ laughter ] come on, plate boy come on. [ laughter ] hang in there. [ babbling ] come on. [ babbling ] i get a cup and i put in a coke [ light laughter ] okay, here i go. Oh, boy. Oh, boy [ laughter ] oh, boy oh, boy. Jimmy do you hear it like, not even [ cheers and applause im sweating were bringing it back. Jimmy really awful wow jimmy its just a flop sweat is coming back okay. Jimmy it was awful so it was like a centrifuge issue or something jimmy i mean, looking back you laugh at it. I go, oh, thats thats powerful jimmy its fun, right . Yeah. Jimmy cause you go like, i love those and look at us here now jimmy look at us here now. Oh, boy jimmy come on. Yeah, right. We are doing something right. Jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause first alum you