M. Night shyamalan and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1162 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you, everybody thank you so much. And welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home thank you for being here you guys, my guest tonight is john legend. [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy john has won an oscar, a tony, an emmy, a grammy, and he was just named people magazines sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause even more impressive, his uber passenger rating is six. [ laughter ] i mean, wow. He must give his driver mints. Hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy friday if you think youre relieved that this weeks over, imagine how the president feels. [ light laughter ] what a week. We had impeachment hearings. We had a democratic debate Ariana Grande endorsed Bernie Sanders and yet all anybody will remember is that someone farted on msnbc [ laughter and applause it was a brutal week for president trump. Witness after witness testified against him. I dont want to say it was a a disaster, but even Prince Andrew was like, how you holding up, buddy . [ laughter ] seriously though, im not saying trump is in bad shape but even don jr. Was like, you know, were going to do thanksgiving at Boston Market this year. Were good. [ light laughter ] this week, while addressing the media, there was a photo going around of trumps notepad. And a lot of people were commenting on his handwriting, take a look. Youve seen this yeah [ light laughter ] its real. Well, today, i read that Donald Trumps handwriting, and this is real, is actually available as a free font called tiny hand. [ laughter ] here it is right there thats the font. [ light laughter ] thats pretty crazy. But they actually tried out a few other names for the font before landing on tiny hand. Tariq aw, oh boy here we go jimmy tariq, whats up, dog . Tariq let me guess youre going to make fun of trump by listing off a bunch of rejected font names, right jimmy i mean, yeah that was the plan. Tariq and then each joke will pop up as like a graphic, so everyone can see it and laugh about it [ light laughter ] jimmy right. Tariq i know exactly how this will go so the top of the screen is going to Say Something like, rejected trump font names. [ light laughter ] and then underneath that it will say things like, sharpie pro quo. [ light laughter ] and bigly squigglies. [ light laughter ] or failing New York Times new roman. [ laughter ] and finally, hillary vetica. [ laughter and applause is that how this is going to go jimmy yeah pretty much. You nailed it, tariq tariq yeah you shouldnt do that bit. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, i wont tariq trotter, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you for telling me that. I wont do it. I wont do it. I wont do it. I wont do it. Hey, guys, we are one week away from black friday. Ooh, wow [ cheers and applause it is that yearly tradition of people lining up outside Department Stores for hours and then realizing they can buy it all from home on cyber monday. [ light laughter ] i read that amazon wants to ship customers anything in 30 minutes wait, wait, jimmy, hold up. Youre telling me that you can order something on amazon and get it in 30 minutes jimmy thats the plan. Can you order anything . Jimmy if its on amazon, then sure. I guess. Hm, hm, very cool hey, continue with your monologue, man im loving it so far [ light laughter ] laughs galore, baby. [ laughter ] jimmy anyway, this is interesting. A tree frog sorry sorry. Who are you . Oh, have a package for kamal gray [ light laughter ] yeah. Yes, yes yes [ laughter ] yes woo [ cheers and applause my favorite album right here its my favorite its my favorite tunes, right here jimmy oh, my gosh. Woo [ light laughter ] woohoo. Jimmy james steve thats jamess album jimmy jamess greatest hits can i get an autograph . Can i get your autograph [ laughter ] jimmy hey, guys. I heard that victorias secret has officially canceled their fashion show or as one guy put it, oh, my god. This week cant get worse. [ light laughter ] say it aint so. [ applause ] i saw that the Property Brothers are starting a magazine they plan on handling the magazine just like their show. One brother will create the entire thing, the other will do nothing in a suit. [ light laughter ] and finally, a new study found that teenage elephants are like human teenagers. They make a lot of mistakes, theyre stubborn, and they take risks. In response, teen elephants sucked on a vape and said, you dont know me. [ laughter and applause we have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. John legend is here steve whoa [ cheers and applause jimmy this is the deluxe edition of a legendary christmas. This has got four more jams in this one christmas in new orleans. Baby, its cold outside with Kelly Clarkson steve oh, yeah jimmy and this christmas. Which is one of my jams. Steve thats your favorite dun dun the mistletoe [ humming this christma dun dun du dun dun dun [ humming jimmy i dont really know that one [ light laughter ] this is the jam, right here. Look at this four extra tracks on this jam. John legend, i love this a legendary christmas. The deluxe edition tracklist well be talking to john about that [ cheers and applause we also have my man. Steve ooh. Jimmy what a director, what a writer, what a mind. M. Night shyamalan is here [ cheers and applause take me to church [ humming gibberish time of your life [ humming gibberish the love of your life [ humming gibberish take me to church jimmy wait, what is that song how does that song go again . [ light laughter ] nailed it. Steve john legend, everyone jimmy feeling pretty good. [ light laughter ] i dont think john doesnt do that one steve he doesnt do that one . Jimmy he doesnt do that one. Thats hozier. Steve oh, yeah take me to church [ humming gibberish sharpen your knife jimmy sharpen your knife steve sharpen your knife jimmy yeah, hes got a a deal steve got like a bunch of knives jimmy gin gin steve sharpens em up. [ light laughter ] jimmy is it gin ginsu steve gets a ginsu knife jimmy ginsu. He has a deal with ginsu yeah how does that Lewis Capaldi song go again . [ light laughter ] someone to love, or what is it [ laughter ] its the number one song in the country. [ light laughter ] [ humming say you wont let g say you wont let go jimmy no no, no, stop, stop stop, no [ laughter ] steve thats it. Jimmy no, thats not it. Steve thats it. I think jimmy no, hes ruining the song for me. [ light laughter ] it go how does it go again . It goes im not gonna do it now [ laughter ] jimmy do it again. Do it again. Just do it again what was it again . [ light laughter ] jimmy im gonna google the lyrics steve right. Jimmy how does it go how does the melody go oh, oh, youre right now, i got it. I know i got it. I got it, i got it do it again, do it again questlove one, two, three [ humming gibberish [ humming gibberish jimmy keep going keep going keep going knock knock knocking on heavens doo hey hey hey hey yeah knock knock knockin on heavens door hey hey hey knock knock knockin on heavens door oh yeah oh oh yeah yeah [ cheers and applause steve so thats how that goes jimmy guys, it is friday steve what it is . Jimmy and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff i check my inbox, i return some emails and of course i send out thank you notes. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy guys, i was running a bit behind today i thought, if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys [ cheers and applause james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please [ light laughter ] steve songs from his album. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, jim jordan and senator chuck schumer, for looking like youre playing a game of whose glasses can hang the lowest. [ laughter and applause steve mine can jimmy they should get magnets installed in their face steve that way, they can just go, clonk jimmy they can just like, float. They can just float the glasses above their eyes steve like levitron. Call em levitrons jimmy yeah steve yeah jimmy i like that. How about magnetrons steve magnetrons, sure hmm. [ light laughter ] i mean, you could go with that levitrons probably better, though [ laughter ] jimmy whats that . Steve like if theyre levitating jimmy thats true. But there are magnets in it, so thats what makes them levitate so its like magnetrons. Steve okay [ light laughter ] jimmy or maybe if theyre floating glasses, maybe theyre flasses. [ light laughter ] steve thats true. Or yeah jimmy flassets steve or levitron whatever [ light laughter ] jimmy how about flaccids steve flaccids [ laughter ] steve flaccids, yeah theyre not hard to find, you know what i mean [ light laughter ] like in every store. Jimmy you gotta give it time, and eventually steve yeah, exactly. Time and youll find it. Jimmy yeah happens to a lot of people steve yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, gordon sondland, for looking like you could have a side hustle in vegass most available pit bull impersonator [ laughter and applause the number one, most available pit bull impersonator. Steve available any time. Jimmy he can come right now, if you call. Steve 24 hours a day. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, buying thanksgiving plane tickets, for being that time you ask yourself, whats the least amount of time i can see my family without being rude . [ laughter and applause steve same day jimmy hi, bye. Hi, bye. Steve get back to the airport. Jimmy aww, hi bye. [ light laughter ] thank you, roasted turkey pringles label, for looking like you straightup cooked the monopoly man [ laughter and applause steve help me jimmy all right, go ahead and collect 200. Ill do whatever steve collect 200, please [ light laughter ] just pass go let me live jimmy untie me thank you, sidewalk chalk, for being the cutest way to introduce my kids to vandalism [ laughter and applause steve yeah, chalk. [ humming jimmy i got to hear that song somebody you loved someone you loved . Fred, do you have that song . Fred, Lewis Capaldi . Someone someone love me someone you love me . What hes working on it. Jimmy hes working on it whats the name of the song . Somebody you loved its the number one song in the world. Steve yeah, number one jimmy spotify working up here you want me to google it here . Fred having trouble falling or staying asleep [ laughter ] maybe you should talk to your doctor about prescription medicine from [ laughter ] jimmy fred, youve got to pay for a subscription, dude [ light laughter ] oh, yeah, yeah, yeah oh, i love this song im going under and this time i fear theres no one to save me jimmy no, no, keep playing i like it. [ light laughter ] its all or nothing really got a way o driving me crazy jimmy i like this song a a lot. I need somebody to heal somebody to know somebody to lose somebody to love [ humming over song its easy to sa but its never the sam i guess i kinda liked the wa you numbed the pain now the day bleed into nightfall [ cheers and applause [ singing gibberish [ cheers and applause steve that song. Yeah, that one jimmy just stuck in my head that was it. Compare that to what you were doing earlier, kirk. [ light laughter ] thank you, roots thank you, fred. [ clearing throat this the last one . Steve aw jimmy you know what, yall [ light laughter ] ive had nothing but just a beautiful layering of fun with yall, doing these thank you notes. Steve oh, so sweet jimmy i mean, i started off with like one layer of fun steve yeah jimmy another, a little serious. Steve sure jimmy then another layer of whats happening in the news, topical. Then you know what, yall . Steve what jimmy it was a sevenlayer dip of love. Steve aww [ light laughter ] jimmy and i want to say thank you to you all so thank you very much this is the last thank you note tonight. Steve oh, my god good luck to you god bless ya jimmy its its not that funny. [ light laughter ] steve ill laugh hard. Jimmy here we go get ready to plunge applause on this one [ light laughter ] thank you, trail mix that doesnt have chocolate in it, for reminding me that i dont actually like trail mix. There you go, everybody. Steve yo [ cheers and applause jimmy those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause kermit gonzo you got my gift gonzo yeah kermit, thanks for the portal i love it did you get my gift . kermit oh yeah. Its a really great ugly sweater. gonzo yeah yeah. Wait, what kind of sweater . kermit i said its a really great sweater. gonzo no, whatd you say before that . kermit uh, really. gonzo after that. kermit sweater . gonzo before that. kermit [gulps] great. gonzo okay. kermit okay. kermit vo portal from facebook. Ahhh you are the one light of my life i love you so please be my wife . Give a gift that says it all. 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[ cheers and applause jingle bell jingle bells jingle all the way put some tassel on your nips and let them swing away hey [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. Titillating. [ laughter ] and thats not all this album has so much more, including steamy songs like, oh ho ly night. [ laughter ] silver balls. [ laughter ] frosty the blowman. [ laughter ] just feast your nasty little ear holes on this piping hot track. All i want for christma is my first threewa my first threeway my first threeway gee if i could only hav my first threeway i could finally kiss you sister [ cheers and applause jimmy sexiest elf alive also includes a bunch of songs with the word sexy just haphazardly thrown in. [ laughter ] songs like, grandma got run over by a sexy reindeer. [ laughter ] god rest ye merry sexy men, and i saw three ships come sailing in, and they were all full of hot sexy single brazilian models. [ laughter ] plus, this arousing update to rudolph the rednosed reindeer. You know dasher and dance and prancer and vixe mmm comet and cupi but do you recall the most sexiest reindeer of al whoo [ laughter ] rudolph the wellhung reindeer [ cheers and applause had a sexy flowing mane and even human women would see rudolp and say dang dang [ laughter ] all of the other reindeer wished that they were hi of course cause he had the biggest antler and was hung just like a horse [ cheers and applause he had a bi dick [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy dont wait order your copy of john legend presents sexiest elf alive today, and soon youll be asking yourself, is it hot in here, or is it Just Christmas . [ laughter ] sold exclusively in the back room at spencers. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause we ordered 10,000 units. That sounds good. Pretty cool, huh . Theyre speaking to mom in japanese, and mom hears them in english. Can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . 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Right here on nbc. His new album, a legendary christmas the deluxe edition is out now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the sexiest man alive, john legend [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, john, we love you. I love you back, jimmy. Jimmy welcome back welcome back to the show hello to my friends jimmy ah, the roots. The roots jimmy congrats, we love you. Its got to feel good to be introduced like that its a lot of pressure, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy whats happening do you see what im doing now . Im wearing no shirts with my jackets. [ laughter ] jimmy youve really changed. No shirts with my vests jimmy youve really changed. Its a wild time. Jimmy youre still the same guy, please. Are your friends giving you a good ribbing about this . All the time. Everywhere i go. Jimmy yeah its weird. They just say, hey, sexy when i come up to them. [ laughter ] jimmy but you have this, you have the egot, you have there is anything that you havent accomplished that you want to accomplish now theres not much left you know, i campaign [ laughter ] i campaigned hard for to make it on the Instagram Account of dilfs of