Apparently he just found out g7 doesnt mean you get to play seven rounds of golf [ laughter ] thats right President Trump will no longer hold the upcoming g7 summit at his golf resort in florida yeah, i guess it is a bad idea to commit an Impeachable Offense when youre already being impeached. [ laughter ] that would be like stabbing the bailiff at your murder trial [ laughter and applause House Speaker nancy pelosi today distributed a fact sheet outlining what she feels are President Trumps abuses of power. Even more impressive, getting it down to a sheet. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause politico has published a new article about the Campaign Expenses of the top democratic president ial candidates and found that former Vice President joe biden has spent nearly 4,000 on ice cream since july [ light laughter ] that would explain all the brain freezes. [ laughter and applause senator senator mitt romney admitted last night to having a secret twitter account in addition to his regular public one. Said trump, my twitter account is secret too. Wait, what . [ laughter ] everyone can what they must think im a [ bleep ] lunatic. [ laughter ] senator Bernie Sanders held a 26,000 person rally this weekend in queens. The crowd was so huge that bernie almost had to use a microphone [ laughter ] authorities in michigan are looking for a group of thieves who recently stole 22,000 apples from an orchard. If convicted they could be sentenced to up to three more weekends of apple picking. [ laughter ] today was National Reptile awareness day. So take a moment and remember that you too can save 15 or more on Car Insurance. [ laughter and applause burger king has announced it will be selling a halloweenthemed ghost whopper, which comes with a white cheddar cheeseflavored bun. Or you could just eat there every day and before long, youll be a ghost. [ light laughter ] charmin has set up a new toilet paperdispensing kiosk in a Manhattan Park so if youre in a Manhattan Park, and youre searching for toilet paper, something has gone horribly wrong [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to a new report, a species of rateating monkeys in malaysia have been instrumental in protecting farms and crops from rodent infestations said the mta, were listening [ laughter ] please do not be afraid of the rodenteating monkeys. [ light laughter ] theyre just here to eat the rats. And finally disney and the cookware brand le creuset have teamed up to create a line of star wars themed kitchen items. Perfect if you live solo [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is the star of nbcs law and order svu, now in its 21st season. Mariska hargitay is here tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause you can see her in castle rock, returning for its Second Season this wednesday on hulu lizzy caplan is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause and we will have music from british musician sam fender. So youre here [ cheers and applause on a great night. Before we get to all that, today the president melted down yet again in a q a with reporters after his white house basically confessed to multiple corrupt abuses of power. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth we say this a lot but it was true again today. Donald trump talked to reporters. And once again, he lost his mind in fact, you should just assume thats always the case his mind has always been lost. At this point, it would be more shocking if cnn told us his mind had been found [ light laughter ] breaking news. Trump was normal today [ laughter and applause the president has always, always been unhinged. And hes always hopped from scandal to scandal but now with the impeachment inquiry intensifying, it just feels like more is happening faster the Trump Administration right now feels like the Sports Center of scandals. Instead of having to keep track of a bunch of different scandals like we did for the first three years, now were just getting all the highlights crammed together at once trump just admitted to a quid pro quo in d. C and now we take you to new york, where Aaron Rodgers just hit Rudy Giuliani with a 38yard touchdown pass right in the [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause so as a result, there are just more opportunities for trump to melt down in public. And thats what happened again today. For example trump said this insane thing about his abrupt and widely criticized decision to abandon our kurdish allies in syria who have been fighting isis isis was all over the place im the one, meaning it was me, and this Administration Working with others, including the kurds, that captured all of these people that youre talking about right now. Most of the isis fighters that we captured we, we, not obama, we. We captured them, me so im the one that did the capturing. Seth no. [ laughter ] no, youre not youre not the one who did the capturing. He makes it sound like he was parachuting into syria on weekends like tom cruise in mission impossible. [ laughter and applause trump also insisted, once again, that his infamous phone call with the president of ukraine, in which he dangled hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid as part of a quid pro quo to get ukraine to manufacture dirt on joe biden, was perfect. But today he seemed to forget that it was a phone call and kept calling it a letter this thing is all about a letter that was perfect. You never hear the letter anymore. The whistleblowers account was totally different than the letter the whistleblower gave a false account. Seth the whistleblower gave a false account . You keep calling a phone call a letter. [ laughter ] trump probably just changed it in his mind from a phone call to a letter, because he loves getting letters. Hes always carrying them around and waving them in the air, showing them off to reporters. [ laughter ] i mean, look at him. Hes like a High School Senior running into the house with his College Acceptance letter. [ laughter ] mom, look, kim jongun loved my essay. [ laughter and applause trump then moved on [ cheers and applause trump then moved on to defending his temporary decision to hold next years g7 summit with World Leaders at his private golf course in florida, which he rescinded on saturday after two days of intense backlash trump insisted his golf course was the perfect site for an International Summit everybody in the g7 would have had their own building it was so good florida loved it they love Economic Development its its not because its a beautiful place. Its new its been totally rebuilt. Its new everythings good. Got massive meeting rooms. Unlimited for security because its on, you know, hundreds of acres. Best location. Right next to the airport. Miami international, one of the biggest airports in the world. Some people say its the biggest. But one of the biggest airports in the world seth what do you mean some say its the big [ laughter ] it either is or its not a mystery. [ laughter ] we can measure it. And as a reporter noted on twitter, its not even in the top 20 [ laughter and applause trump i mean, trump talks about it like scientists have been working for years to discover which airport is the biggest airport. Like there are hieroglyphics written on a cave somewhere and archaeologists have been trying to decipher them in order to determine whether miami is one of the bigger airports the symbols are a plane, a plus sign [ laughter ] and a retiree who lives in palm beach. What could it mean . [ light laughter ] trump then defended himself against accusations that he was using the presidency to enrich himself by lying about the fact that he has no relationship with his businesses, and weirdly complaining about a deal president obama made with netflix after he left office i dont run my business i actually put all the stuff in trusts they run and i didnt have to do that but under no obligation to do it. You know, i dont know if you know it, George Washington he ran his business simultaneously while he was president many other president s there werent too many really rich president s but there were a few. They ran their business. Hey. Obama made a deal for a book is that running a business im sure he didnt even discuss it while he was president , yeah. He has a deal with netflix when did they Start Talking about that seth im sorry you think obama was cutting secret deals with netflix during his presidency [ light laughter ] and we just never heard about it youre the one whos constantly talking about your golf courses. I never once heard obama end a press conference by saying, and by the way, if you like what you heard today [ laughter ] check out my new standup special on netflix its called barack the house. [ laughter and applause then then trump tried a different argument he defended himself by claiming previous president s also ran their businesses while they were in office. Other president s, if you look, other president s were wealthy. Not huge wealth. George washington was actually considered a very, very rich man at the time. But they ran their businesses. George washington, they say had two desks. He had a president ial desk and a business desk. Seth oh, is that what they say . Are these also the same people who say miami is the biggest airport . [ laughter ] what business was washington supposedly running on the side, anyway many people dont know this, but George Washington had a business where he gave private boat tours of the delaware river. [ laughter ] and on one phone hed be like, uh, the british are coming. And then hed be like, wed love to have your party on our boat. [ laughter and applause yeah, bring chips and stuff. You might remember that this all started on thursday when trumps acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney announced out of nowhere that trump had awarded a big contract to host a major International Summit to himself. Were going to announce today that were going to do the 46th g7 summit on june 10th through june 12th at the Trump National doral facility in miami, florida theres a long list of the accommodations on site that the that the ballrooms, bilateral rooms, a number of rooms, the photo ops, the support hotels that are there, the proximity to cities and airports, helicopter landing zones, medical facilities, et cetera seth not only did he just brazenly announce that the president would enrich himself by hosting an official event at his own golf course, but then he did an infomercial for it. [ light laughter ] there are ballrooms, medical facilities, helicopter landings. And if you book for halloween weekend, youll even meet our creepy siblings. [ laughter and applause now Mulvaney Mulvaney and trump also insisted the event wouldnt actually benefit trump, because they would do it at cost, or even for free. But this claim that trump would do it at cost was obviously a sham, because as we know from previous events at trump resorts, thats not how it works. For example, at previous events at trump properties, taxpayers have paid 546 a night for hotel rooms at maralago and 1,000 for liquor that white house staffers drank in one sitting. The only way spending 1,000 for liquor in one sitting makes sense is if you are a white house staffer. [ laughter ] the other day he called the fbi, because he couldnt find his Remote Control [ laughter ] were all going to die in jail. [ laughter ] and also, im sorry, but if taxpayers are going to spend 1,000 bucks on booze, then they should get to drink the booze themselves, especially when you have to deal with this president. In fact, every trump tweet should come with an option to retweet, like, or send me a bottle of whiskey. [ laughter and applause so after the outcry, trump rescinded the decision on twitter. And then mulvaney had to go on the sunday shows to explain why trump was so wounded by all the backlash he was honestly surprised at the level of pushback. At the end of the day, you know, he still considers himself to be in the Hospitality Business. Seth okay, first of all, hes not in the Hospitality Business hes the president second, trump was never in the Hospitality Business hospitality is when you show warmth and compassion to guests and strangers. Trump was in the ruthless real estate ass[ bleep ] who stands like a baboon on his hind legs business [ laughter and applause but this is such this is such a key confession from mulvaney, because it explains so much. Trump still sees himself as the corrupt real estate mogul and reality star who always got away with whatever he wanted, rather than a Government Official whos bound to the rule of law thats the trump we saw in that infamous phone call with the president of ukraine and during his press conference on thursday, mulvaney literally admitted that they held up the aid to ukraine as part of a quid pro quo to investigate the democrats. Did he also mention to me in the past the corruption related to the dnc server . Absolutely no question about that but thats it. And thats why we held up the money. Now there was a report so so the demand for an investigation into the democrats was part of the reason that he ordered it was to withhold funding to ukraine . The look back to what happened in 2016 certainly was part of the thing that he was worried about in corruption with that nation. And that is absolutely appropriate. Withholding the funding yeah. But to be clear, what you described is a quid pro quo. It is, funding will not flow unless the investigation into the democratic server happened as well. We do we do that all the time with Foreign Policy [ laughter ] seth you do . [ laughter ] so not only did he admit it, he said this isnt even the only time theyve done it in fact, many people dont know this, but washington had two desks. One for business, and one for crimes [ light laughter ] mulvaney then got even more brazen, openly bragging about the scheme and saying this i have news for everybody get over it. Theres going to be political influence in Foreign Policy. Seth get over it . Im sorry. But you dont get to talk about an illegal quid pro quo thats at the center of an impeachment inquiry like youre a cartoon mom on a funny tshirt 5 00 is wine oclock. And if you dont like it, you can build a bridge and get over it. [ laughter ] mulvaney continued to argue that the president was allowed to do whatever he wants with Foreign Policy and allowed to use whoever he wants to do it like his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, who is reportedly under criminal investigation do you believe that Rudy Giulianis role as an outside adviser to the president is problematic thats the president s call the president gets to set Foreign Policy and he gets to choose who to do so, as long as it doesnt violate any law. Seth okay, but he probably did. [ light laughter ] i mean, two of rudys associates who helped him dig up dirt in ukraine have already been arrested i mean, remember these two halloween decorations . [ laughter ] lev and igor are their real names. I mean, the guys who look like they just got arrested for huffing Bowling Alley shoe spray. [ light laughter ] the mobster versions of bill and ted. Theyve been in multiple photos with rudy, trump and mike pence. And you cant forget them, because they look like they should be hanging out with rocky and mugsy. [ laughter ] so now mulvaneys confession, which comes after trumps own confession, lets remember, has left the rest of the administration struggling with how to respond yesterday, secretary of state mike pompeo, whos also implicated in this whole scheme, was asked about mulvaneys comments on abc. And you can see his brain short circuit in real time what im asking is would it be appropriate to condition george, im not going to get into hypotheticals and secondary things based on what someone else has said. George, you would have never done it when you were the spokesman. Im not gonna do it here today well, except its not a hypothetical we saw the chief of staff, the it is, george you just said if george, you just said, if this happened. That is by definition a hypothetical the chief of staff said it did. [ laughter ] george you asked me if this happened. Its a hypothetical. Seth wow, normally when someone takes that long to answer a question on tv, a red x pops up on screen. [ laughter ] top five answers on the board. Name a country the president has colluded with. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ applause ] im sorry. The answer we were looking for is ukraine ukraine. [ light laughter ] things are moving very fast for trump and his henchmen and thats because the impeachment inquiry has finally provided a political process to hold them accountable. I dont know if any of these guys will ever be arrested but if they are i hope the cops who do it say im the one that did the capturing. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with mariska hargitay, everybody. [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. statler hello, my name is itsy bitsy. I love watching the weather. Rain again . robin hahahaha statler thats impossible. 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Lets take a look. Hey, cap, you got a sec if thats for me, ill give you a full minute. So you find all your dvperp no known address. He and joelle just separated is tracking his phone. And his son thinks he lives in a truck. Is she willing to cooperate no, that girl shes backing up, but we cant seth please welcome back to the show mariska hargitay, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Thank you im so happy to be here. Seth this is i feel like every time youre here, we talk about youre about to break a record youre breaking a record now its official, the longestrunning drama in Television History thats amazing crazy [ cheers and applause crazy, crazy seth and the longest the longest running character as well yeah. Seth youve been there from the beginning. Olivias been there from the beginning. I have. Seth it must be such a trip. I have a necklace to prove it seth do you really yeah, how about that . Seth wow, 21 there it is. 21. Seth wow and thats not my age [ laughter ] seth do you it is a show obviously, that not only that airs on nbc once a week, but its also on all the time. Constantly. Seth are you aware of this i am. I cant get away from myself seth yeah. Are you ever flipping around and you see your do you stop if you see an old episode of svu . Usually, not. Seth yeah. However, about a month ago i did and i stopped. And it was so old. And im like i dont remember that. And i said, oh, ill just watch and remember what episode it was. And i sat there watching and watching half hour went by, got completely engrossed in the show didnt remember a thing. Didnt even know it was me [ laughter ] this is a good show. [ laughter ] but it was so sad. Because i could not remember and then i tried to remember and i just couldnt. Seth thats i mean thats sad. Seth yeah. I mean, you know ive been doing this one now weve done this for over five years but i wonder when the time will come that i will someone i will see someone and forget that they were a guest on the show. Oh. Seth do you forget guest stars ever constantly. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] its bad. Seth yeah. But its not so much that i forget them. The other day i was watching snl. Seth yeah. And there was this amazing actor, amazing host. Seth yeah. And i we know who were talking about. Hes so genius and he was so hilarious. And i said, that guys good that guys great who is that guy . And hes a huge star of his own show seth yeah. And everyone went, yeah, he was on svu. Seth yeah, David Harbour thats the one seth yeah. [ laughter ] and i couldnt remember and i was so embarrassed and then i went, hey, i know that guy. Seth well, it was interesting. cause, David Harbour was here a couple of weeks ago right before he hosted snl. And he was talking about before stranger things. Oh. Seth that was the sort of thing he was in all the time right seth he sort of played kind of played scuzzier guys who were getting in trouble on svu. Right thats why i didnt recognize him. Seth yeah. But he made me happy on snl seth and i think thats ill tell you that. Seth and i think thats a good reminder to all criminals, is that you can at some point turn it around and host snl. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] you i want to ask about your early work cause we found you start wanting to be a comedian sort of seth yeah, but that appealed to you and i thought thats i thought thats where we were going with it. Seth gotcha. I thought thats what you know, i did some stuff, a lot of sitcoms. And i thought, this is going to be great. Did a bunch, four in a row but it didnt always have such a great working record seth yeah, you did we found a film that you were in yes seth that shot in australia . Is that right . Thats the one. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and it was it was just funny to hear about the longestrunning character. Seth yeah. The longestrunning tv show, but it didnt start out like that seth no, this was a very shortrun character. Well, super short a little too short for me. [ laughter ] seth it was a Power Rangers movie i was going to be the queen seth you were the queen in a Power Rangers movie. That was me seth look at that [ cheers and applause look at look at that. What was your do you remember the queens it was i think her name was dulseea or dulsenaah. Seth uhhuh. But i was so excited. Because i was going to australia to play this queen seth yeah. I get there, hair, makeup, prosthetics, pieces, Walking Around like that feeling pretty good seth yeah. [ laughter ] and it was shooting in australia. And then i was there for november seth uhhuh. And then december seth great and then we were getting close to christmas and they had me on hold a lot. And finally around december 21st, i said, hey, guys this is great. But you kept me on hold too long i got to go. Its christmas. Seth yeah. I think thats only fair. Seth yeah, yeah. So i go home. I fly home in december january 3rd i call them. Im like okay, im ready. And theyre like sweetie, youre good. Dont worry about it. Seth really . Yes, and they fired me. Seth wow yep seth cause you left the movie. Because i wanted to go home for christmas and be with my family seth yeah. They did you learn a valuable lesson yes seth about being an actor . Yes i watch my ps and qs on svu now. Seth yeah. And when they say, we need you. I said, im there and im ready. [ laughter ] so far, so good. Seth did they recast you or did they they did. Seth wow yes, they did seth so, this is like i mean, this very hard to find, what we found. I mean, this is, like barely exists anywhere. Nobody knows this seth yeah. Just us [ laughter ] seth one thing we also figured out is im going to make wallpaper, by the way, of that. Seth yeah. Is that bad seth no, no. You should okay. Seth this is a good one too. There was one more i didnt show oh. Seth this is you in all your splendor, queen dulcea look at that [ cheers and applause you know, its very its very wonder womany. Seth yeah, absolutely. These are all the beginnings of all my loves for these super seth yeah, the power women of power women of power. Seth another one we my favorite seth discovered is that olivia has a thing for ruth bader ginsburg. Yes, she does seth theres a photo in the back there i dont know if people can see it this is an easier one to see, like right at the desk yes seth shes there [ laughter ] my son gave me this seth he did . My son gave me that because seth and that is something that then you decided to to add to the character well, as i became, you know, lieutenant, and i started thinking about who i look up to. Who do i who is Olivia Bensons inspiration . And she is about as superhero as they come. Seth yeah. And it makes and it really just [ cheers and applause i could right i could just i watched that movie. And it changed my life and i could watch that movie on a loop, rbg. Seth thats great. So seth and its fun to bring something personal to a character yeah. Seth that obviously, you have a very personal connection to yeah, so seth weve talked in the past about so would i ever say would ever want to say, i cant, i say, well, actually i can. Seth thats nice so, yeah. Seth im thinking of getting im going to get queen dulcea on my desk. [ light laughter ] if i can find someone to make me i think it should be a a permanent fixture here seth weve talk about halloween. Yes seth and your family do you guys know what youre going . cause tend to be we do seth family costumes we do yes, we do this year, my 2 28yearolds picked it. And we are going as the descendants. Seth okay. Disney descendants. Seth okay, gotcha. Not not the George Clooney movie. Seth i was going to say that seems like [ light laughter ] nope, not that one. Seth yeah, just hawaiian shirts and flipflops. Yup seth yeah. [ laughter ] not happening so, im not im just sort of signed up this year seth okay. To play the part that they want me to play. Seth gotcha. And theyre very excited about it and were good to go seth thats great. I got a little pushback from august, the 13yearold. Seth what was the pushback im not being a descendant. Seth oh, he does so, who decided . The little ones seth gotcha. The two 8yearolds they sort of called the shot this year. Seth oh, i get it. I see that if youre a 13yearold yeah. Seth you might not want your and hes like yeah, no. Seth your Public Choices being made by 8yearolds. Right, so [ light laughter ] thats what he said, im gonna but he has gone awol before. There was the year that he called, when he was 3, mary poppins. So peter and i went full, you know seth yeah. Mary poppins and burt and then he goes, and hes 3, yeah, i think im going to do spider man. Sorry. Seth really . Yeah. Seth so you were full poppins yeah. Seth Walking Around with a spiderman yep seth which then made it look like youve lost your minds. A little bit. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] a little bit. And i was okay with it seth yeah, so he should he should bite the bullet this time exactly seth he owes the family one. But this year hes gonna be i think hes going to go hes going as cool pirate. Seth cool pirate yeah. Seth that is the most 13yearold choice right [ laughter ] seth yeah. Yeah, not going to do, like the parrot im not in seth im going to do the eye patch, yeah. Some leather pants and were good seth always so great to see you. Thank you so much seth congratulations on 21 seasons [ cheers and applause thank you seth oh, my gosh mariska hargitay, everybody. Law and order svu, thursdays at 10 00 on nbc well be right back with lizzy caplan [ cheers and applause ahhh you are the one light of my life i love you so you are the one light of my life i love you so you are one light of my life i love you so please be my wife . Yes yeah . Yes yeah . Buy a chosen diamond and save 1020 on select settings. December 3rd through 12th. Jared i cant believe it. That sophie opened up a wormhole through time . speaking japanese where am i . woman speaking french are you crazy nuts . Cyclist pip pip woman speaking french im here, look at me. Its completely your fault. man speaking french ok . Its me. Its my fault . No, i cant believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on my Car Insurance with geico. pterodactyl screech believe it. Geico could save you 15 or more on Car Insurance. the holidays are here and so is tmobiles newest, most powerful signal. And we want to keep you connected to those you love, with the new iphone 11. So tmobile is giving you an iphone 11 on us for each new line of unlimited. For yourself, or up to a family of four. Keep your family connected, and hurry into tmobile today, to get up to four iphone 11s on us. Only at tmobile. [ cheers and applause seth our next guest is an emmynominated actress you know from shows such as masters of sex and new girl and films like now you see me 2 and mean girls. She stars in the Second Season of castle rock which premieres this wednesday on hulu lets take a look. Then they will try to make you one of them. Theyll say, oh, theres no such thing as standards anymore. And they will call that freedom. But its their freedom to make you trash, their trash so they can use you and own you and throw you away mom but i wont let them. Itll be blood on christmas before i let them join ill throw my blain body between you and anybody mom seth please welcome to the show lizzy caplan, everyone. [ cheers and applause seth how are you never better, seth. How are you . Seth exactly the same as that fantastic seth this is this takes place in a fictional town of castle rock thats right. Seth which is where a lot of stephen kings stories have taken place. Were you are you a fan of the mystery horror genre i am. Ive become a massive fan of all of it. I think you can sneak little secret messages into horror films. Seth like, good social messages yeah, like get out. Seth yeah, of course you know . You got your normal slashy splashies and then you got your ones with the little hidden messages seth yeah, a little slashy but also a little thinky thats right, a little thinky [ light laughter ] and a little slashy. And i think castle rock is both of those things seth yeah, it is nice. Its nicely both slashy and thinky and you are obviously, its a very intense role as we can see from that clip you are playing a younger version of annie wilkes yup seth which is the character kathy bates played in misery. Ive heard that kathy bates played the same role seth yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth i mean, that it is certainly a daunting thing to take on. But you do such a wonderful job. Thank you seth did you know going in that that would be a thing that people would always bring up to you . They bring it up to me a lot. Seth yeah. Did you know she won an oscar . Do you know shes amazing . And the answer is yes, i do know she is both those things. [ laughter ] seth yeah. And i can guarantee you that our version of annie wilkes does not infringe upon the perfect kathy bates version seth yeah. Of annie wilkes seth and if you have that in your head and it making you a little bit crazy, thats perfect. You can use that in your performance. I guess i use that all. [ laughter ] that stress, that pressure i could just visualize kathys face in my own seth did you did you feel any stress or pressure did you ever meet stephen king did, like i didnt. Seth okay. I didnt. I read some Text Messages from stephen king, not to me. Seth uhhuh. [ laughter ] to other people seth so you this is a case where youve you would hacked peoples phone . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah seth all right, of course. Its better that i didnt meet him i would have acted like a damn fool seth you now, it this is because its stephen king or do you act you tend to act like a damn fool any time you meet someone that you look up to . I act like a damn fool if i am starstruck, which does not happen often it would have happened to stephen king seth right 100 . It happened with obama seth uhhuh. President barack obama. Seth okay. [ cheers and applause so you know him. Seth how did you so how did you find your way to meeting president its so weird that i even met him. Im not fancy. Im really not and i was i was in this fancy situation somehow where it was like a townhall in london. Seth okay. And i live in london. And so they asked me to go because i was american and when obama was president , i used to get asked to do cool stuff like that. [ laughter ] seth right the phone has stopped ringing seth yeah. [ laughter ] in recent years but so we went and it was this amazing thing with these kids. And they were asking him questions. And he would give these really thoughtful, beautiful answers. And one time he was like, i dont know the answer to that. Im going to research it please give me your details. And i will get back to you. And you believed that he would seth yeah. Lets just remember that for a moment together. [ laughter ] so then these people i was there with my husband. And this aide came up and was like, the president would love to meet you if you could stick around afterwards. And we were like, you know that were not anybody, right . [ laughter ] the president , he said, no, he doesnt and they were like, no, no, he would like to meet you. Were like, okay. [ light laughter ] well meet him, yeah. [ laughter ] seth and do you now, at that moment do you feel awesome that he wants to meet you or terrified . Terrified seth because youre going to have to okay terrified and so i knew that id probably have a few minutes in line before meeting him where i could come up with something dazzling seth of course to say to him, right . Seth yeah. So were in line, my husband and i. The people seth who are the other people who do you got who else is back there it was Benedict Cumberbatch seth okay. Stanley tucci seth wow and annie lennox. Seth those are some real the big three seth yeah, the big three [ laughter ] and then my seth theyre also roommates, right . Yeah, all of them seth the three of them yeah [ light laughter ] they all live together in a beautiful home and then my husband and i like little gremlins in the back [ laughter ] like, oh, why did they let us do this . And so were both very nervous and im trying to think of something to say i also putting on lipstick and shaking and freaking out and my husband whos very nervous, he just wont stop talking. Hes like, did you notice he had a paper cup . He was Drinking Coffee out of a paper cup. But it had a president ial seal who do you think does that do you think all his cups have president ial seals . [ laughter ] im like, shut up please, please. Then when were there, were about to meet barack obama and hes beautiful and hes tall. And hes elegant and hes everything. Smells good, right seth yeah. [ laughter ] and i immediately turn into a 15yearold. This is what happens when i get star struck. Like a 15yearold, too cool for school, like i got better stuff to do. [ laughter ] i dont even want to be here seth so this is what happens . You just you fall into this character . I did seth oh my god i did i couldnt stop myself and so he said to me i was on masters of sex at the time and he said, so i havent had a chance to see your show. But i hear the reviews are very good. And i go, yeah, well, thats all that matters, right . [ laughter ] first of all, i dont think that i dont think that reviews are the only thing that matter seth right, right. And i dont want him to think that im somebody who thinks that but i said it. And he says to my husband, you have a new show. And ill make sure to watch it. And i go, yeah, you should. Itll blow your mind. [ laughter ] and so and then he says, well, you know, i dont have much time to watch stuff but when im out of office and i was like, just binge it binge it or not, whatever. Whatever. [ laughter ] and i really im trying to stop myself. And then and i could see in his eyes, its not going well for him either [ laughter ] and he says, well, im very happy to hear that youre doing so well. And as im walking away i go, well, were happy to hear youre doing so well. [ laughter ] and as we round the corner i, kind of, stay upright. And then as soon as were out of his eye line, i just crumple to the floor. [ laughter ] like, oh, my god. And i realize now that i spoke to barack obama the way that President Trump talks to people [ laughter ] who just were like the community is ravaged by a hurricane. [ laughter ] its the same. Throwing him the paper towels. Seth yeah, thats all you did. It was the same thing seth i think i mean, its just awesome i would say you succeeded at not just giving him double middle fingers on your way out. It strikes me that [ laughter ] i know. Seth it could have just as easily gone that way it could have been. I really at least i wasnt cruel. I just looked like a damn fool seth yes [ laughter ] i think the two things. One, hes definitely not watching but, two, if he was watching yeah. 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[ cheers and applause we were like brothers everybody said w looked the sam you a little taller and broader and bolder we were afraid of your mothe hell she used to hit you so har and your dad took of when you were a baby and you still hate me for my dad stuck around you pin me to the ground 8yearsold with a replica gun pushing in my skull sayin youre gonna kil me if i tell i never did and i never wil that house was living hell come on i remember my mothe when she found a new man and your mother though she found a partner a father for yo no wonder you cant stand me i cant stand me too i cant stand me too you know your grandmother repaired the anger in me spoke to me like i was an adult didnt take sides and didnt turn me against my dad then she took those pills and now shes gon see her in the night in the corner of my ey and i see her in the night come on whoa heard you glassed a boy back in the border some naughty famil boys are after you you pinned me to th wall and said my mothe stole your inheritance from you oh yeah we aint got penny between us holding up this ti that we live in you pinned me to th wall and smashed a bottl your eyes the door to hell and all within [ cheers and applause seth sam fender, everyone. Hypersonic missiles is out now. For more info, go to samfender. Com. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause at hertz, we know that a change of scenery shouldnt mean a change in standards. Thats why thanks to you were rated number one in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. Were rated number one [ dramatic music ]ing ]n ahhhh ahhhh elliott. You came back [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to mariska hargitay, lizzy caplan sam fender, everybody. [ cheers and applause and of course, the 8g band stay tuned for lilly singh. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh, ive got the one and only anna faris. [ cheers and applause technically not the only one, but you know thats okay lilly wait, what theres more than one anna faris [ light laughter ] i wasnt gonna talk about it, but yes, theres another anna faris my twin sister also anna faris