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Tonight, join jimmy and his guests senator Bernie Sanders Katherine Langford Gary Vaynerchuk, anfeaturing the legendary roots crew questlove 1164 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, wow [ cheers and applause i love you i love you, too. I love you, too. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause youre watching. Thank you for watching you guys, im very excited about this senator Bernie Sanders is my guest tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy right before the show, i heard bernie talking backstage. Which means hes just five blocks away. [ laughter ] im just kidding bernies here. There was actually a fun moment before the show when our audio guy was putting a microphone on bernie and he was like, trust me, im not going to need that. [ laughter ] listen to this, in a new National Poll Bernie Sanders is ahead of President Trump by 1 [ cheers and applause and thats the only time youll ever hear Bernie Sanders say, god bless the 1 . [ laughter ] you know, weve had a lot of fun at the senators expense, and hes such a good sport about it in fact, i had no idea how much fun weve had until i saw this jimmy ive got cough drops in my pockets older than him the 1 is coming from inside the house strawberry smuckers. [ laughter ] marmalade [ applause ] get off of me. Im not a scarecrow. This is me whispering. Ive never been so turned on in my life i see it, i like it, i want it, i got it slay all day [ cheers and applause jimmy im happy hes here. [ cheers and applause im happy hes here. Well, today in washington, trump pardoned a pair of turkeys named bread and butter [ light laughter ] or as trump calls them, the two essential food groups. [ laughter ] i saw that you could actually go online and vote for which turkey got the official pardon which was why butters lawyer got caught in ukraine trying to find dirt on bread [ laughter ] this is nice [ cheers and applause this is nice after they got pardoned, bread and butter were sent to a farm in virginia known as gobblers rest [ light laughter ] gobblers rest, which is also the nickname for Mitch Mcconnells neck and [ laughter and applause speaking of washington [ laughter ] today on cnn a democratic congressman was being interviewed at the Capitol Building did you see this when a man in the background appeared to be practicing karate this is for real during the interview. Check this out [ yelling try to do the quid pro quo, the bribery with ukraine and the president. Well, speaking of election congressman, i mean, i was struck that you candidly noted during that same town hall last week [ laughter ] jimmy right after, that guy was seen working Mitch Mcconnells neck like a speed bag. [ laughter ] no, hes like, no, hey stop. This is going viral. Former papa johns ceo john schnatter, thats his name [ light laughter ] former papa johns ceo john schnatter, schnat down for a new interview since [ laughter ] being ousted from the company he founded and even though hes no longer ceo, it seems like hes still passionate about pizza listen to how many hes been eating after years of touting better ingredients, better pizza, schnatter says its ultimately the customers were left with a bad taste in their mouths ive had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days and its not the same pizza. Its not the same product. [ laughter ] jimmy can we see him again [ laughter ] he looks like superman going through a bitter divorce [ laughter ] seriously, when he heard 40 pizzas in 30 days, the Little Caesars guy was like, you got a problem, problem. [ laughter ] 40 pizzas. A phoenix man was arrested for stealing another mans burrito did you hear about that . Right now, the man could face up to 10 years in prison, or of course, extra if they find guacamole. [ laughter ] guac is extra. [ applause ] theres a popular new meme going around called, im gonna tell my kids. Have you guys heard about this yeah, this is where people post a photo, and say that theyre gonna lie to their kids about who that person is heres a fun one i saw it says, im going tell my kids this was destinys child. [ laughter ] its funny, so i thought id share some of my own for example, im gonna tell my kids this is pete buttigieg. [ laughter ] tariq, you want to try one tariq yeah, i got one. Im gonna tell my kids this is George Clooney [ laughter ] jimmy tariq, that is George Clooney tariq exactly. Thats why im going to tell my kids its George Clooney, dummy. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no the whole no, the whole point of the bit is that you show someone thats actually not the person you said heres another example im gonna tell my kid this is rachel from friends. [ laughter and applause tariq okay okay, i get it, jimmy. Im gonna tell my kids this is ross from friends. [ laughter ] jimmy but that is ross from friends. Tariq yeah, exactly. Jimmy tariq, no, no, no. Its like, im going tell my kids this is harry and Meghan Markles royal baby [ laughter ] tariq oh, okay okay, sorry jimmy. I get it now jimmy okay tariq im going to tell my kids this is the president jimmy yes, exactly thats it. Tariq in the tv show, the west wing. Jimmy no [ cheers and applause tariq trotter, everyone. Tarik trotter. [ cheers and applause finally, the fifth democratic debate was last week, and all the candidates came out swinging you know, i was gonna make a a joke about this, but i dont think it needs a joke. I think it needs to be slow jammed you know what im talking about, tariq tariq yeah, jimmy, i think youre saying youd like to slow jam this news jimmy thats right i want to slow jam the news, and im not the only one [ cheers and applause thank you [ cheers and applause thank you. [ cheers and applause thank you. Hello. Im senator Bernie Sanders, and i too would like to slow jam this news. [ cheers and applause jimmy hit me five times during last weeks debate i went toetotoe with my fellow democrats on the issues that matter most. We need to defeat trump, the most dangerous president in American History [ cheers and applause but we need to do more we can no longer tolerate three people owning more wealth than the bottom half of america i have the experience to fight for that bottom half, and to create an economy that works for all of us, not just those on top [ cheers and applause jimmy aw yeah. [ laughter ] Bernie Sanders is looking out for your bottom half he knows its been neglected for too long, and now he wants to pay it some extra special attention. [ light laughter ] hes sick and tired of having just a few people on top [ light laughter ] thats why bernies here to spread the love. [ light laughter ] want to spread little bit of love yall [ laughter ] 50 years of service givin people the power hes heard it all except the words please talk louder [ cheers and applause jimmy now tell me, woke doc brown, lately this countrys been experimenting with all the wrong positions so whats your plan to bring us back to the future well, lets start here. We need to enact medicare for all. [ cheers and applause we need to tackle the dangerous threat of Climate Change [ cheers and applause and we need to get big money out of politics. [ cheers and applause i dont have a super pac instead i have a Grassroots Campaign with more individual contributions than any candidate in American History. [ cheers and applause i am proud of the donations we receive, no matter how small jimmy mm, mm, mm [ light laughter ] you gotta listen to my bedheaded broham. He might not have a super pac, but hes packing something super. [ light laughter ] hes all about taking a firm stance against corporations to give the people what they desire i know youre joking, but it actually is quite sexy [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy man, just the way you said that has got me feeling the bern [ laughter ] [ cheers ] and thanks to medicare for all, i can get it checked out by my doctor cause this hunka, hunka bernie love, well, he wants to take care of all of our bodies. Bernie loves your bod baby [ laughter ] hell bring medicare to all consumer and if you cant dig that then okay boome [ cheers and applause jimmy now, senator, i was hoping you could take a minute and talk bernie to me. We all know youve got a huge heart. No, no, its a normalsized heart. [ cheers ] its a completely normal, completely fine heart. [ cheers and applause but continue jimmy well, now that you bring it up, what do you say to people who think the sandman is too mature to be president well, to those people, id say that im feeling strong, energetic, and more ready than ever to fight for the American People jimmy hold up. [ cheers and applause so what youre saying is i do my hair toss check my nails bernie how you feeling feeling good as hell hair toss check my nails bernie how you feeling feeling good as hell. [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. One last question before we wham, bam, thank you sand this interview. Ive made a lot of jokes about you in the past, and i even do a bernie impression that some say is pretty good but i was thinking now that youre here, do you want to do a jimmy impression ha, ha. Jimmy are you gonna do an impression of me jimmy, that was my impression of you. [ laughter ] jimmys got a third degree burn we must choose a leader who fights for whats fair jimmy who cares more about the people and less about hair cares less about hair listen our battles uphill we cannot stand still well write our new pag like he wrote the damn bill it starts with a bern then a fire breaks loose jimmy and that is how we slow jam the news. Oh, yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy give it up for senator Bernie Sanders more with the senator after the break. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause well be right back. [ cheers and applause wh think of what my imagination looks like. I mean, wow. [laughs] the surface is a tool that helps me realize beautiful ideas. military moms family love you miss you guys joy ofodu we got this kids wow santa was here military moms husband whoa. military moms husband how did this happen . military mom i think i know. military moms husband Merry Christmas honey. military mom Merry Christmas kids look, its snowing. [ cheers and applause he is also running as the democratic candidate for president of the United States of america please help me welcome senator Bernie Sanders [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Thank you very much. Welcome back, senator. Good to be with you jimmy im so happy youre here lets get right to it. Theres some big news over the weekend that everyone is talking about. We were following the race Ariana Grande is endorsing you [ laughter ] so this is a big deal. [ cheers and applause why is a 78yearold politician connecting with all these Younger Voters that is a good question im still trying to figure it out. Ariana is not only a great entertainer, which she is. Jimmy yeah we were at a concert with her in atlanta just a zillion people there, gave a great show. But shes doing more than that she is a very socially conscious, politically conscious person and shes doing exactly what has to be done she is reaching out to young people, getting them involved in the political process and i think and at her concerts alone, she has registered 20,000 people to vote [ cheers and applause jimmy thats amazing and thats a big deal jimmy that is a big deal, yeah i know you are from brooklyn i am from brooklyn as well but i have a photo of you and your mom and your brother and theres little bernie right there. [ audience aws ] what memories do you have from brooklyn that kind of made you who you are. Because were from new york city. Very local show. Well, i grew up in a rentcontrolled apartment in the flatbush area of brooklyn. Our family did not have a whole lot of money and, you know, i think my politics came from the fact that our families struggled economically, you know, kind of every single day so i got a sense of what that struggle was about jimmy like give me an example. You would want to buy something but couldnt afford it the memories, you know, when you were a little kid, you feel these things very strongly my parents would argue about money. My mother, for example, who died very young, her dream was to own her own home and move out of the apartment and that was a dream that she never fulfilled. So, you know, the conflicts that take place between your parents, you know, when you dont have enough money is something that impacts kids pretty, pretty harshly thats whats going on all over the country today. Jimmy yeah, you were like that so when holidays would come, would you have a big holiday would you have a big thanksgiving would you have yeah, i mean, its not like we were poor, but its just that we were pretty solidly lower middle class and money was always an issue. My other memory of growing up in brooklyn is just being out on the streets all the time playing punch ball and football and basketball jimmy what is punch ball punch ball is you throw the ball up and you hit it it was a spaldeen, remember . [ laughter ] remember spaldeen . Jimmy i know spaldeen. Yeah, we lived with the spaldeens. And jimmy like stoop ball. We played stoop ball too. We played every game that you can think of we spent, you know, our entire lives out on the school yards or out on the streets. And we just choose up games and everybody knew how good everybody else was it was pretty good jimmy my dad has a bunch of stories of growing up in brooklyn and he was he used to sing doowop on the corners that, i did not do. [ laughter ] jimmy well, we have a microphone [ laughter ] well soon find out but no we didnt we played ball jimmy my dad was in a doowop group and he was also in a gang at the same time [ laughter ] so he would sing with these guys, and then, fight them later that night [ laughter ] so brooklyn. Thats growing up brooklyn. Jimmy thats growing up brooklyn, yeah can we talk about the impeachment . Because now, weve made it through the house. The trump impeachment. If it goes to the next level, it goes through senate, which means you have to get involved yep jimmy which means that youre going to miss youre going to have to get off the campaign trail a little bit. Yep jimmy how are you going to do that . Well, look, i have a constitutional responsibility i swore an oath of office and ill do my job i think this is a sad moment in American History because we have a president who is not only a pathological liar, not only a racist and so forth but i think is running the most corrupt administration in the modern history of this country and the house will do its duty and i suspect they will impeach him as you indicate. The trial is going to come to the senate and ill do my duty ill listen to the evidence. But as of now, i mean i think you have a president who has committed a number of impeachable offenses jimmy after what youve seen, the evidence, do you have a yes or no . Im going to listen my job is in a sense a juror in the senate to listen to the evidence but if you ask me today, i think he has probably obstructed justice in terms of the mueller investigation. I think he is probably guilty of violating the emoluments clause which prevents a president from enriching himself through the use of his own office i think he has used the office to enrich himself and his family, and lastly, of course, i think the evidence seems to be pretty clear that he has used hundreds of millions of dollars of military aid to the ukraine as leverage to get political dirt on an opponent, which is also an impeachable offense. Jimmy lets cut to some of your major points you make running for president. Climate change i do believe we have to do something about this jimmy, i dont want to get you too nervous or get the audience too nervous but with the signs jimmy when you get quiet, i do get nervous [ laughter ] all right, then ill be very quiet. What the scientists are telling us is, in fact, they have underestimated the severity and the speed in which Climate Change is damaging not only our country, but the entire world. And if we do not act boldly, and i got to tell you, we have introduced the most comprehensive Climate Change proposal ever introduced by a candidate for federal office, if we dont have the guts to take on the fossil fuel industry and tell them that their shortterm profits are not more important than the future of this planet, then i got to tell you, according to the scientists, the world that were going to be leaving our kids and our grandchildren is going to be increasing unhealthy and uninhabitable, and i think we have a moral responsibility to make sure that does not happen [ cheers and applause jimmy i know you have i know you have grandchildren and you told me earlier that you love them very much and that you love spending as much time theyre the joy of my heart jimmy yeah, and youre going to see them this thanksgiving im going to see all seven of them this weekend jimmy yeah, and so, this is a kind of a thing youre doing for them as well absolutely. And, you know, as a parent and as a grandparent and i just dont want any parent or grandparent to have to be in a position where 20 or 30 years ago little ones, your kids are asking you, didnt you know what was going on didnt you know what Climate Change was doing why didnt do you something about it when you knew about it i dont want any of us to be in that position. It is were talking about rising sea levels, which will inundate major cities in our own country and around the world before the end of the century. Were talking about more drought. Were talking about more extreme weather disturbances we are talking, jimmy, about the United Nations telling us that hundreds of millions of people will be climate refugees theyre going to be forced to leave the land that theyre on now because there is no Drinking Water there is no land to grow their crops and theyre going to have to go elsewhere, causing Incredible National Security Issues and wars all over the world. So this is a very, very major crisis and as president , you know, what i will try to do is to not only transform our own energy system, but lead the world because this is a global crisis, and maybe say to countries all over the world that instead of spending 1. 8 trillion on weapons of destruction designed to kill each other, maybe we should pool our resources and fight against our common enemy, which is Climate Change. [ cheers and applause jimmy another point you made is you want to have medicare for all yes, absolutely jimmy how will you do that how is that possible well, the question is how is it not possible . We are the only major country on earth not to guarantee health care to all people. We are now spending twice as much per capita as any other major country, including 11,000 on health care for every man, woman and child, and yet, we end up with 87 Million People who are uninsured or underinsured we end up with 30,000 people every year who die because they dont get to a doctor on time. We end up with 500,000 people going bankrupt because of medically related deaths can you imagine people going bankrupt because they were diagnosed with cancer . That is disgraceful. That is cruel. And what we are proposing right now is to start off with medicare, which is a very Popular Health Insurance Program right now. But you got to be 65 years of age to get into it and all that im trying to do is over a fouryear period is the first year were going to expand medicare, took out the hearing aids, eyeglasses and Home Health Care second year [ cheers and applause thats a big deal. Home health care is a big deal first year we lowered the eligibility age from 65 down to 55 next year, 45, next year, 35, and then, every man, woman and child has health care in this country as a human right. Thats it. Thats what we got to do [ cheers and applause jimmy more with senator Bernie Sanders when we come back, everybody. Stick around [ cheers and applause may your holidays glow bright and all your dreams take flight. Lease the c 300 sedan for just 399 a month at the mercedesbenz winter event. Hurry in today. Repeat after me. Hi am grateful. Audience i am grateful. I am getting all the gifts this holiday. This wednesday through friday, everythings fifty percent off plus, this thursday and friday only, get one dollar cozy socks you get all the gifts only, at old navy. When better chickens are hatched, we will hatch them. Its why all of the tyson chicken that bears his name is raised with no antibiotics ever. Every nugget, strip and drumstick. Keep it real. Keep it tyson. 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Click, call or visit a store today. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im here with senator Bernie Sanders, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you again for being here we were just talking about medicare and you actually needed some medical attention yourself a few weeks ago tell me a little bit about that i was in las vegas. We had an event. And for the first time in my life i had to sit down i was just feeling very, very tired. And i felt this pain in my chest. Got back, we left the event and got in the car, and we knew something was wrong. We went to an urgent care place right near the hotel and they said, youre having a heart attack. We got to a hospital, very, very quickly and the care there was great the doctors were great and i had two stents put in because it turned out that one of my arteries was blocked up. It was a procedure, i guess, done about a million times a a year i was out of the hospital in 2 1 2 days, and i felt better ever since so weve been back on the campaign trail, knock on wood. Jimmy yeah full time the last couple of weeks. [ cheers and applause jimmy are you in general are you a Pretty Healthy guy or not really that was what is amazing. I mean, i thank god, i have been incredibly healthy. When i was a kid, i was a Long Distance runner. I was a good athlete so when they told me i had a a heart attack i literally could not believe it because, you know, i have had so much endurance and strength throughout my whole body but, you know, in retrospect and maybe this is a message i want to convey, listen to some of the symptoms that getting tireder than i usually was jimmy yeah so. Jimmy is it stress are we all too stressed out . I feel you read in the papers today and everyone is so stressed out people live in my building are so stressed out. Everyone i run into in the streets, stressed out. We are stressed out jimmy yeah people are for a variety of reasons, political reasons people are worried about the environment. People are worried about money and yeah, we do live in people work incredibly long hours. I dont know if you know we work some of the longest hours of any people in the world. So stress is a huge, huge issue. Jimmy did your wife say anything to you after the heart attack did she say, hey, bernie, maybe lets rethink well, she she was in vermont and i was in las vegas she didnt sleep all that night. She got on to the first plane that she possibly could and got to las vegas as soon as she could. She had hardly left me out of her sight since. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah well, i saw you. You definitely came back pretty quickly, cause we have we have a clip of you on the Basketball Court just last week and this is for real take a look at this thing. [ cheers and applause well, thats a long basket though, right . Yes [ cheers and applause jimmy you think you can do that again while we continue the interview . Why not jimmy lets do it, buddy come on. [ cheers and applause all right. Now, this this is a a freethrow challenge im gonna ask you some questions while shooting and then you will have to answer them while shooting. While shooting. Jimmy yeah should i go first, maybe see if you beat me . There you go. [ light laughter ] jimmy im not that good, actually [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause all right now youre getting serious about jimmy yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause all right [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause jimmy all right, before we continue hold on a second before we continue, out of any of the candidates who would be do you have any vp picks theres some great people out there, but its a little bit premature. First of all, im going to have to win the nomination. Jimmy okay all right. Okay you got me all excited about playing basketball [ laughter ] jimmy you can go back there. Do you think you already beat me, right [ laughter ] let me see if i get one shot there you go. Jimmy all right, i got one [ cheers and applause [ audience aws ] [ audience aws ] jimmy do you think that you have a real shot at this do we have a real shot . Yes, we do i think there you go [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy one more shoot one more all right jimmy finally, this time next year, will you be president of the United States why not [ cheers and applause jimmy aww. Come on. [ laughter ] dont dunk it, please. [ cheers and applause jimmy senator Bernie Sanders, everybody. [ cheers and applause Katherine Langford joins us after the break. Stick around [ cheers and applause people talking for every dollar you spend at a small business, an average of 67 cents stays local. Shop small and watch it add up. Small business saturday by American Express is november 30th. 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No. Yes, so im from australia so we dont have thanksgiving, but it looks so beautiful in new york right now i havent been here for a year its gorgeous in the fall. Yeah jimmy are you staying here for thanksgiving no, im actually gonna be on a flight on thanksgiving so thats kind of sad, i guess jimmy yeah but im gonna go traveling for a couple of weeks. So, im excited. I havent had like, a holiday, sort of, travel time for about three years, so. Jimmy youve been working like mad you really have. Thats good jimmy i mean you have a lot to be thankful for yeah yeah. Jimmy last time we were here, we didnt really discuss, but you were supposed to be in Avengers Endgame and we didnt want to say not allowed to talk about anything yeah. Jimmy but then you ended up getting cut out of the movie mm. Jimmy and i was like i know and i was like oh, yeah [ audience aws ] see . They all feel for you. But now with disney plus, youre back in the movie and people can see the scene [ light laughter ] they can see the scene that was cut out from the film. And thats yeah thats great, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy so now you can kind of say that youre in Avengers Endgame. I dont know if i can say that but i mean, it definitely like its a weird thing, because you cant just perpetually terrified that youre gonna Say Something but i think like jimmy oh, my gosh, the Marvel Police are watching yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy please dont spoil anything. Yeah, yeah dont spoil anything. Yeah i mean, im such a huge fan of the marvel films and the Russo Brothers so when marvel reached out to me to play iron mans daughter, i was just like that was such an honor and ultimately, it didnt make it into the film and creatively like that makes sense. You know, thats totally fine. I was just content with like having a memory in my head, you know, to play with like Robert Downey jr. In the last scene, he was iron man on the last day he was iron man that was just like amazing jimmy really yeah. Jimmy what was it like to work with him . Oh, he was amazing. Jimmy hes a great guy right . Yeah. Jimmy its like, hes magical like that. Robert downey jr very, yeah. Jimmy he is, right yeah. I mean, the thing is like, its like the biggest franchise in the world and it like it was the biggest set id ever walked onto and he just was so cool and so elegant and like the Russo Brothers, it just it was amazing. Jimmy mmhmm so its cool that people see it now jimmy yeah, and the fans love it. They got to see it and theyre a fan. They approved. They loved that. I heard thats why its out, though it was literally, like thats what i was told. It was out because people wanted to see it, which is also really cool cause its like jimmy yeah yeah. Jimmy didnt have to yeah didnt have to well, here it says yeah. Jimmy if want to see it, go to disney plus and check it out because its pretty cool lets talk about knives out. Yeah. Jimmy this a big whodunit type of mystery with what a a cast oh, my gosh. Yeah. Jimmy speaking of avengers, chris evans is in this as well yeah. Yeah jimmy tell us a little bit about the film so, this film i mean, i moved like 39 times not like, i moved 39 times last year just living out of suitcases and was i ready to go home to australia. And then i read this incredible script i read this incredible script by rian johnson who wrote and directed the film. And its like, its an homage to Agatha Christie and the whodunit genre and its about this very affluent family called the thrombey family and their patriarch, their grandfather Harlan Thrombey dies and throughout the film its this you see all these little moments and different bombshells about the relationship in the family and kind of try to figure out who did it so its a bit of thriller, a a bit of comedy. Also a great, you know, holiday movie cause you guys see it and you just feel better about your family. [ laughter ] jimmy see . Youre australian but you know thanksgiving too well. [ cheers and applause anyways, i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Katherine Langford in knives out. Take a look at this. Hey, excuse me, maam you with the help . Hey her name is marta. She was granddads nurse shes with us. The help . Its okay im sorry. No, its not okay what the hell . [ cheers and applause jimmy Katherine Langford, everybody. Knives out opens tomorrow. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everyone [ cheers and applause military mom love you, miss you guys military moms family love you joy ofodu we got this kids wow santa was here military moms husband whoa. military moms husband how did this happen . military mom i think i know. military moms husband Merry Christmas honey. military mom Merry Christmas kids look, its snowing. Mom. 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Well somebodys gotta pick it up ill pick it up theyre clean cuz my hineys clean. Oh yeah im charmin clean. Thats how i know theyre clean. Charmin ultra strong is woven like a washcloth and just cleans better. Yeah, im charmin clean. Thats right my hineys clean. The kid does have a point enjoy the go with charmin. And for an extra clean finish. Try charmin flushable wipes. Well, awfully cozye old non that couch. cool down you two were not that type of show. Wait can we blur that . Thursday and friday, get one dollar cozy socks. Wednesday through friday everythings fifty percent off. You give dirty laundry a whole new meaning. Am i. Only at old navy. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a New York Times bestselling author and the founder of empathy wines. Here to teach us everything we need to know about wine tasting, please welcome Gary Vaynerchuk. [ cheers and applause jimmy gary v thank you jimmy Gary Vaynerchuk. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy gary, you know, im a big fan. Thank you jimmy i love you i want to hear all about this gary v, yes. If you follow gary on instagram, hes garyv and not only do you talk about wines, but youre also very very uplifting excited jimmy and excited, yes i love following you what could we lets talk about wine look, its thanksgiving week you know, were going into the holidays people, you know, i grew up in the wine game. I built winelibrary. Com, and a a year ago, i started my own winery empathy empathy for everybody drinking, empathy for the farmers. [ laughter ] empathy for the farmers that make these great wines jimmy what makes this different, this wine because it isnt sold in stores, and the only way to get it is directly at empathywines. Com were able to produce a 50 wine for 20 bucks. [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. I want to really talk about the process of drinking wine, the color, the nose and the taste. And then, ive got a little contest for you at the end, can you pick the better wine so im going to train you now, yoda, obiwan style. Jimmy lets do this. [ light laughter ] first color jimmy okay so lets use those beautiful eyes you have. Jimmy thank you, bud all right, take a look. You see the color. Jimmy yeah you look for whats legs is when you swirl it and a little bit of the alcohol in the glass. So right, you got that down. Jimmy okay its not the biggest thing, color can trick you. Jimmy okay all right. Jimmy this is good to do at a dinner i got to look at the legs first before i drink this. [ laughter ] looks good. The number one thing that america isnt doing enough of is the sniffy sniff. Jimmy the sniffy sniff the sniffy sniff. Jimmy technical terms. Well, heres the key. You know, people always do this, but i want you to put your schnoz really in it lets really go like, little there you go smell, smell, get it going [ cheers and applause jimmy its real. Its real. Can you smell the blackberries jimmy i smell berries. Do you get the do you get the like, purple nerds candy on the nose . Jimmy i do get a little, like, a purple nerds candy a little beef jerky slim jim randy the macho man savage [ laughter ] jimmy i wasnt going to say it, but yes. Okay, yeah all right i want to you try it jimmy all right. Hey. Right jimmy not bad. All right, lets get into it were going to pick take this away. Were going to pick the better of the two wines jimmy okay which one of these two wines is more expensive . You can take one and two jimmy okay, one and two. We got it numbered right here jimmy which one is more expensive . Take a look at the color. Jimmy uhhuh now the sniffy sniff. Jimmy i see the legs all right, i see the legs on that guy let me see the legs the schnoz in there schnoz in there. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah okay, not that much leg on that one. [ light laughter ] give a taste. Jimmy all right. Give a taste thats tasty oh, my gosh. One or two . Jimmy which one is the most expensive the more expensive one. Which one is the more expensive, one or two . [ laughter ] now youre just drinking wine. Jimmy god, theyre both delicious. I have no idea im going to say aagh im going to say that im gonna say two is more expensive. Lets see, america. It is number two [ cheers and applause he did it lets go lets go, jimmy. Jimmy come on my man yes Gary Vaynerchuk. [ cheers and applause garyv on instagram. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. Stick around [ cheers and applause here, it all starts with a simple. Hello hi how can i help . A data plan for everyone. Everyone . Everyone. Lets send to everyone wifi up there . Uhh. Sure, why not . Howd he get out . a camera might figure it out. That was easy glad i could help. At xfinity, were here to make life simple. Easy. Awesome. So come ask, shop, discover at your local xfinity store today. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to senator Bernie Sanders, Katherine Langford, Gary Vaynerchuk [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight oscar isaac. From mrs. Fletcher, actress casey wilson music from jon pardi featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause all right, in that case, lets get to the news. President trump this afternoon pardoned butter, the National Thanksgiving turkey. Al

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