Duck dynasty. [ light laughter ] or as thats known in louisiana, fashion week. [ laughter ] at an event yesterday to honor President Trumps 150th judicial appointment, senator Lindsey Graham said Supreme CourtJustice Brett kavanaugh, quote, lived a life we should all be proud of. [ laughter ] seriously . Kavanaugh didnt even lead a life he remembers. [ laughter ] whoa, why am i wearing this robe . [ laughter ] republican lawmakers in oklahoma introduced a new bill on tuesday to designate a section of route 66 as the president donald j. Trump highway. The way it works is men can hit 73, but women cant go above 50 [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause bill gates said yesterday that he made a mistake when he met with sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein while fundraising for his foundation. Adding, but if its any consolation, i killed him. [ laughter and applause thats right, bill gates said yesterday that he made a mistake when he met with sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Gates realized his mistake after speaking with an adviser [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause local officials in las vegas passed a new law yesterday that would ban Homeless People from sleeping on the street in certain areas of the city. Said one woman, im not homeless, i was taking a nap [ laughter ] have you seen my friends . [ laughter ] the food company, jimmy dean is offering sausage themed christmas gifts, including scented wrapping paper in related news, the dog just ate your kids xbox. [ laughter ] thats right the food company, jimmy dean is offering sausage themed christmas gifts. Even though samberg and timberlake had that idea first [ cheers and applause a student at the university of oklahoma won free tuition for a year on tuesday by making a halfcourt shot at a basketball game, which is incidentally Bernie Sanders plan to get everyone free college tuition. 1 down, 20 million to go [ laughter ] and finally, a man in idaho was arrested last week for allegedly attacking a Police Officer while wearing a jesus costume. He spent three deals he spent three days in jail and then disappeared [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause he is a legendary wwe superstar and actor you can see in the new film, playing with fire, in theaters this friday its always a pleasure john cena is back, everybody [ cheers and applause and she is one of the stars of motherless brooklyn, in theaters now, gugu mbatharaw. So we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause im very excited i filmed my first standup special. It is on netflix its called lobby baby. [ cheers and applause check it out this weekend. Enjoy it [ applause ] its a lot about what its like when you have a baby in a lobby. [ light laughter ] moving on, republicans are standing by President Trump even after major election losses and bombshell testimony, and now theyre calling democrats dumb for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth donald trump is nothing if not a pioneer of the english language you might think hes just making up words or doesnt know how to read, but that is not the case you see, trump doesnt make errors he makes discoveries hes like a scholar. He spends all night scouring obscure 15th century medieval texts looking for previously unknown words. Eureka, ive found it, lawmakers used to be called lawmarkers. [ laughter ] seth and recently recently, dr. Trump has made yet another profound linguistic discovery. Hes invented a new powerful word that he loves so much he has now used it twice at two different rallies in the span of one week first they engineered the russia hoax. That was a total hoax. The single greatest lies ever foistered upon the American People [ laughter ] then it was mueller. Remember mueller with that hoax. [ audience boos ] the biggest lie ever foistered upon the American People [ laughter ] seth thats right. Foistered. He sounds like daffy duck trying to say faster. Foister, foister, the democrats are after us [ cheers and applause trump is surrounded surrounded by so many sycophants that no one was willing to tell him foistered is not a word, so he used it twice soon, his underlings are going to start using it too. This administration is moving foister and foister [ light laughter ] than any administration in history, but were being stonewalled by democratic lawmarkers. [ light laughter ] trumps not the only linguistic genius in the gop this week. Gop senator Lindsey Graham went on fox news twice to talk about the impeachment inquiry. Now, graham was asked about testimony from one of trumps handpicked ambassadors a guy named gordon sondland, who donated 1 million to trumps inaugural committee. This week sondland admitted that there was a quid pro quo to get ukraine to investigate the company that employed joe bidens son, hunter biden. That company was called burisma. And yet graham couldnt pronounce either the name burisma or the name sondland there was concern that the prosecutor was getting too close to hunter biden, that people from burimoosa, or whatever the name of the company, a conversation with sunderland now heres a question, why did sunderland change his testimony . Was there a connection between sunderland and democratic operatives on the committee . It makes me incredibly incredibly suspicious. Why did sunderland change his mind seth you think hes in cahoots with the democrats youre not even in cahoots with your own mouth [ laughter ] trump and graham sound like 2 guys leaving a bar at 4 00 a. M. Arguing who should dive home. Give me the keys, youre too foistered to drive. No, way, no way we need a r ill call sonderland hell pick us up in his chevy buroosima. [ laughter ] also verbal slipups aside, you think one of trumps handpicked ambassadors, a guy who, again, gave him 1 million to his campaign is in cahoots with the democrats . These guys are such paranoid freaks, theyre going to start accusing everyone of being against them whos the whistleblower, is it you, rudy . Whats that around your neck . Oh no oh no, i thought this was my lucky necklace. [ laughter ] and yet despite the fact that these guys can barely get twosyllable words out of their own mouths, theyre actually accusing democrats of being stupid last night during trumps rally in louisiana, senator john kennedy brought up the impeachment inquiry and said this and you know what our democratic friends have done for him . [ audience boos ] Speaker Nancy Pelosi is trying to impeach him [ audience boos ] i dont mean any disrespect, but it must suck to be that dumb seth i think you did mean some disrespect. [ laughter ] im sorry, shes dumb . You dont get to call anyone dumb when you sound like a cross between gomer pyle and foghorn leghorn. [ laughter ] [ indiscernible [ cheers and applause i mean, again, i dont know how you can be so judgmental the dude youre standing next to thinks foistered is a real word. And he cant even spell his own name thats real. [ light laughter ] that is from a tweet trump wrote, himself you know how you get points on your s. A. T. S just for writing down your name trump would be the First Student in history to get a score back that said, maybe college isnt for you. [ laughter ] that same kennedy has also defended trump during the impeachment inquiry by saying that even if there was a quid pro quo with ukraine, trump didnt intend to break any laws. Kennedy said in an interview, to me, it all turns on intent motive, did the president have a culpable state of mind based on the evidence that i see, that ive been allowed to see, the president does not have a culpable state of mind. [ laughter ] thats because he doesnt have any state of mind. His mind is empty. If trump took a meditation class and the instructor said, first, begin by clearing your mind, trump would immediately shout, done, i did it, mind cleared. [ laughter ] empty head cavern. So these guys think theres a shadowy conspiracy against them. And they think democrats are dumb for pursuing impeachment despite the fact that a majority of americans support it. In fact, these guys are so out of touch with reality that when house Speaker Nancy Pelosi first announced the impeachment inquiry in september, trump himself argued that it would actually be good for him i just heard that shed like to impeach and i mean, if she does that, they all say thats a positive for me from the election seth oh, do they all say that when you say they, do you mean your other personalities [ laughter ] scared trump says its bad, sassy trump says its good, and nerdy trump says bazinga. [ laughter ] so trump said impeachment would actually be good for him politically. And yet on tuesday republicans saw major losses in virginia and kentucky, where a democrat won the governors race in a state trump won by 30 points now, to be clear, kentuckys incumbent republican governor matt bevin was one of the most unpopular governors in the country. He fought with teachers and tried to gut medicaid, overturned an executive order restoring felon Voting Rights. And he tried to implement work requirements for medicaid recipients and i would just like to say, if were going to start instituting work requirements for federal programs, maybe we should start with the presidency. I mean, trump is always golfing. He never works hes like that friend everyone has whos always posting photos from exotic locations, but when you ask him what he does for a living, hes like, uh, well im working on an app that tells you which starbucks has the best bathrooms. Yeah, its called its called starbutts. [ laughter ] so bevins defeat [ cheers and applause bevins defeat was a rejection, not just of trump, but of the gop agenda on issues Like Health Care and education but the race was also very much about impeachment. In fact, a source close to trump even admitted the gop losses on tuesday were a bad sign both for trumps Reelection Campaign and the impeachment inquiry. A source close to the white house told cnn the results were totally bad. Kentucky and virginia signaled to the gop they are underestimating voter intensity against trump. And it could be terrible for them next year bad omen for impeachment seth you guys really needed an omen to tell you things were not looking good [ light laughter ] republicans are like ancient egyptians trying to predict the seasons. The air is cooling, what could it mean . We must look to the stars for a sign [ laughter and applause dammit and whats worse [ applause ] whats worse for republicans is they have no credible defense. Theyre flailing in fact yesterday, an msnbc reporter caught up to republican congressman mark meadows, a staunch trump ally and meadows was desperate to prove that republicans were not losing the impeachment fight hold on we have mark meadows right here. Congressman meadows, can we talk about so hes walking by right now, but republicans are really struggling to defend the president okay great. Were not struggling on anything okay, so congressman the republicans are not struggling on anything seth hes like a guy whos too proud to admit he doesnt know how to swim im not drowning, do not throw me a life preserver. I love the taste of saltwater. I think i can see my grandmother. [ light laughter ] also can we hear that clip again with the tire screeching congressman meadows, can we talk about so hes walking by right now but republicans are really struggling to defend the president [ screeching tires ] okay, great. Were not struggling on anything okay. Seth and now [ laughter and applause even trumps own appointees [ cheers and applause trumps own appointees are admitting there was a quid pro quo with ukraine so republicans are changing their argument again yesterday Lindsey Graham, the guy who couldnt even pronounce the name of one of the key witnesses said trump couldnt have orchestrated a quid pro quo with ukraine, because he is too incompetent. What i can tell you about the trump policy toward the ukraine, it was incoherent. It depends on who you talk to. They seem to be incapable of forming a quid pro quo seth so they cant be criminals, because theyre stupid it is not good when your defense is also a confession no version of that is good either they broke the law or theyre morons like if a cop pulled you over and said, do you know the speed limit . And you responded, of course not. Im too drunk to read the sign. [ laughter ] so i guess what graham is saying is they would have committed the crime but they were too dumb seth this week should put to rest any speculation that impeachment would somehow help trump. It should also remind us that the gop agenda on issues Like Health Care, education and Voting Rights is deeply unpopular. I dont know what will happen in 2020, but so far trumps plans have been foistered seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with john cena, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. I was on the fence about changing from a manual to an electric toothbrush. But my hygienist said going electric could lead to way cleaner teeth. She said, get the one inspired by dentists, with a round brush head. Go pro with oralb. Oralbs gentle rounded brush head removes more plaque along the gum line. For cleaner teeth and healthier gums. 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He stars in playing with fire, which is in theaters friday. Please welcome back to the show john cena. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. [ cheers and applause oh, i was nattily dressed. And i want to ask you, youve had such a fascinating career. Wrestler, and then you transitioned into films, and not just one kind of film, you do action films you do comedies that are familyfriendly. You do comedies that are not kidsfriendly. [ laughter ] and but how involved whats your involvement with the wwe these days have you been stalking me seth ive been stalking you. Im a big fan. Im a big fan of your work thats fair thats fair. Ill allow it. No, i will never leave the wwe everybodys like, well, hey, we dont see you in the ring regularly on monday night raw or friday night smackdown. The thing when you do these movies, and these are wonderful opportunities that i truly enjoy doing. And dont tell anybody, im sure, you know, this will stay between us im 42 im a little bit long in the tooth. Im not as young as i used to be nor as quick seth yeah. And even when i was in my prime, i was labeled unorthodox. [ laughter ] so, add unorthodox with age, and im just going to be like this seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] so, i dont ever want to do that so basically, i had to kind of to look within and realize that like, ive had a great contribution over there, and i can no longer do it full time because i just im not built to last like that. Seth right its a rigorous schedule. And then, add on top of that, these wonderful opportunities where when you get them, theyre like, yeah, were going to film for six months. When i was like, hey, can i have weekends off to get my face bashed in . [ laughter ] like, no, you cant. Seth yeah. Yeah, you cant so they just dont the movie business doesnt allow you to do both seth but the wwe must be happy when you do find time to come back as somebody who has been away, and they just must be thrilled when they get to see you. No, its great. And every single interview i do, like, im taking so much of my wwe experience with me to this new chapter of my life and it is my family. I realize their fans are so dedicated and passionate, and im one of them. Like, my position has just changed. Seth yeah. I just watch as a fan, and i contribute as a mentor, and i coach more and i still love it. Its still the most exciting thing in the world that i wish i could do it forever. But its just a different set of circumstances. Seth position changed, your haircut changed as well. Yeah. Seth how are the wwe fans of that the wwe fans hated it seth they do, yeah yeah, yeah. So so, for 25 years i go for almost 20 years, i wore, like, a nice 6 high and tight seth yeah, yeah. Where i just go in, and be like, usual . Yeah, usual. And now, i just stand in front of a turbine engine and put a lot of goop in my hair seth yeah, there you go. You actually found a way to do it for less than 6. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah seth so in this film, you play a smoke jumper. Yes seth which is a very highly the most elite, i guess, version 336 in the world. Seth thats only only 336 Smoke Jumpers only 336 in the world seth and these are firemen who basically just drop into the center