[ light laughter ] welcome back to my terrible, awful, no good, very unfair week in office [ light laughter ] i got to tell you, folks, donnys not a happy president right now, no. [ laughter ] impeachment is heating up, the stock markets going down and worst of all, nickelbacks mad at me. [ laughter ] not only that, the media has been very mean to me, very mean and very nasty [ laughter ] very mean, and very, very nasty. [ laughter ] they keep saying im unhinged. Which is completely untrue, because everyone knows that ive never been hinged [ laughter ] im like one of those folding accordion doors, folks you know the ones you find at a cheap massage parlor with the little magnets on the side [ light laughter ] just like that cheap massage parlor, you dont know whats going on inside, but you know its not good. [ laughter ] but anyway, ive learned my lesson this week dont ask ukraine for dirt on joe biden. [ light laughter ] thats why today i asked china for dirt on joe biden. [ laughter ] thats true. I did, folks, in fact i got the Intelligence Report from china right now. Its right on my desk. Lets see it here it is [ laughter ] someone gave it to me. It says, deep trouble lies ahead for you. [ laughter ] in bed. [ laughter and applause must be talking about joe biden. Anyway, and in closing, if im going down, im doing it khaleesi style im burning this place to the ground [ light laughter ] oh, and one last thing, coming from new york, im jimmy fallon, this is the tonight show [ cheers and applause it starts right now. Lets do it come on [ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Plaza here in new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. And now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody please, have a seat. Welcome everybody, welcome to the tonight show, everyone thank you for being here taylor swift is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause i saw taylor backstage i was like, oh, my god, im so glad youre here. And then her security tackled me and said, jimmy, you need to calm down. [ light laughter ]ton ght now f like a taylor swift song democrats knew trump was trouble when he walked in. [ light laughter ] now they have bad blood and nancy pelosi is like, look what you made me do. [ laughter ] [ applause ] well, just when it felt like this impeachment scandal couldnt get any crazier, trump spoke to reporters this morning and got himself into even more trouble. Hes already in trouble for asking ukraine to investigate the bidens so, you think hed stop there, but as you know trump is gonna trump. [ light laughter ] check out what happened. Likewise, china should start an investigation into the bidens because what happened in china is just about as bad as what happened with ukraine. [ laughter ] jimmy trump turned to his staff, and was like, are you losers happy i didnt say it over the phone this time . Staff was like, sir, you cant say that. Trump was like, what are they going to do, impeach me twice . [ light laughter ] meanwhile, nancy pelosi is thinking, damn, one more outburst like that, and we could have this impeachment wrapped up by halloween. [ light laughter ] its crazy, in the middle of being investigated for asking Foreign Countries for election help, trump publicly asked Foreign Countries for election help [ laughter ] thats like chugging a beer while taking a breathalyzer test its [ laughter ] right after that, the chairwoman of the federal Election Commission released a a statement that said, let me make something 100 clear, it is illegal to receive anything of value from a Foreign National in connection with the u. S. Ect but people close to trump are worried that hes becoming more and more unglued at this point, the only glued parts of trump are his teeth and his hair [ light laughter ] its true, trump may be losing it today, he tweeted in all caps, election interference. [ laughter ] it wasnt a complaint. He just accidentally tweeted his to do list steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy he was like, my bad, that was supposed to be a dm to ukraine, china, australia, and russia. [ laughter ] and everyones talking about this yesterday, trump tweeted a a video about joe biden that featured a nickelback song, but nickelback had the video t [ light laughter ] its not a good sign for trump when even nickelback is like, we cant be associated with you. [ laughter ] but trump is staying busy. Today, he gave a speech about healthcare in florida, and when it was over, trump swung by the everglades to grab some alligators for his border moat [ laughter ] people are still talking about how trump wanted his border wall to have a moat filled with snakes and alligators. But today trump is called the story fake news. It turns out that trump wanted some other animals to protect the border as well check it out alligators and snakes 15,000 chickens. Great dogs tuna fish. 900 dairy cows many bats. Dirty rats mosquitos. Frogs. Buffalo. Snails vicious coyotes. This great easter bunny. [ laughter ] lions. Tigers lady bears jimmy there you go yeah yeah [ cheers and applause minibears minibats . Minibats. Steve many bats, not one bat. Jimmy oh, many bats. Steve many bats. Jimmy i thought he said minibats. Steve oh minibats [ laughter ] tiny little bats jimmy like tiny little bats like, minibats. Theyre actually butterflies, mr. President. [ laughter ] get all these minibats away from me. [ laughter ] steve what jimmy some 2020 news last night, joe biden made a a speech in dag to destroy me yeah then biden was like, im letting Elizabeth Warren do that instead [ light laughter ] in other 2020 news, beto orourke just posted an Instagram Video of himself getting a flu shot First Time Since the campaign started that we can honestly say betos got a shot. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve come on jimmy and finally, you guys, theres a lot going on in the news right now but instead of me just telling you about it, i thought itd be nice to give you a chance to decide what we talk about. Its time for, you pick the joke. Here we go [ cheers app you pick the joke h you pick the joke jimmy so, heres how it works, im going to show you two news stories then you guys get to pick which one we talk about. Okay here we go lets take a look at story number one theres new reporting in the washington post, the Trump Administration is back to investigating Hillary Clinton and her emails jimmy okay, heres story number two a man at disneyland paris had the trip of his life when he took lsd, fell into a lake and ended up naked [ laughter ] jimmy which story do you guys want to talk about . One or two [ audience yelling ] jimmy good choice. Steve two . They want to talk about two . Jimmy theyre going with two, yeah. They went with two steve surprised. Jimmy friday, a guy at disneyland took lsd, fell into a lake, and got naked. Eventually the police were like, mr. Giuliani, its time for you to go home. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i just i just took one hit of acid. I didnt even know whats happening. Lets do another pair of stories. Once again, you guys get to pick okay, heres story number one. Facebook ceo, Mark Zuckerberg says democratic president ial candidate Elizabeth Warren would be bad for big tech if she is elected jimmy okay, now heres story number two People Living in an Ottawa Community say theyve noticed several raccoons who appear to be quite tipsy experts say theyre probably getting drunk off of fermented berries. [ light laughter ] jimmy which story do you want to talk about, one or two [ audience yelling ] jimmy alright, two, great choice thats right a bunch of raccoons got drunk. Today one raccoon woke up next to a squirrel and was like, we didnt, did we . [ laughter ] lets do one last batch. Its your choice heres story number one. President trump and his allies in recent days have alleged the Intelligence Community recently changed the rules requiring whistleblowers to base their claims on firsthand information. Jimmy now heres story number two drivers in michigan were surprised to see Adult Entertainment on the highway drivers say a digital billboard was broadcasting porn. [ laughter ] jimmy you guys want to talk about one or two [ audience yelling ] jimmy thats right, a roadside billboard in michigan was showing adult videos when you drive by, your gps goes, you have arrived two minutes ahead of schedule. [ laughter ] dont worry it happens to a lot of guys. [ cheers and applause guys, that has been, you pick the joke. We have a great show tonight [ cheers and applause taylor swift is here give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause jimmy oh [ cheers and applause we have a fun show tonight taylor swift is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause steve come on. Come on. Jimmy chris odowd is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheeppuse jimmy and we got great music from angel olsen everybody, tonight [ cheers and applause guys, it is the end of the week, and thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. So i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys [ cheers and applause james, could i get some thank you note writing music steve still got the beard. Jimmy thank you, using taco bells new Home Delivery service for basically saying im not just taco bell stoned, im taco bell delivery stoned. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, i went for it. Thank you, new nhl season, for giving me a great reference when i carve my jackolantern [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve come on. Jimmy thank you, going to a museum with a friend, for giving me the chance to play a a fun game of, how long do i have to look at this painting to seem like i get art. [ laughter and applause steve are they still here . Did they go in the other room yet . Jimmy thank you, pumpkin flavored beer that only comes out in the fall, for being released just infrequently enough for me to forget that you taste bad. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve what is this pumpkin . Jimmy thank you, tiktok for letting every 20yearold who remembers vine be like, back in my day, we only had 6 seconds. [ cheers and applause mu time now tiktokkers. Steve whippersnappers. Jimmy 16 years old thank you, matcha green tea for tasting like what would happen if you added water to 25yearold chalk. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve its good for you. Yeah, pumpkin beer is really good for you jimmy thank you, envelopes you have to lick, for letting me mail my dna there you guys have it those are my thank you notes [ cheers and applause well be right back with more tonight show. Everybody come on back [ cheers and applause when i think of what my imagination looks like. [laughs] i mean, wow. The surface is a tool that helps me realize beautiful ideas. But since they bought their new house. Which menu am i looking at here . Start with tapaz. Oh, its tapas. Tapas. Get out of town. Its like eating dinner with your parents. Sandra, are you in school . Yes, im in art school. Oh, wow. So have you thought about how youre gonna make money . At least were learning some new things. We bundled our home and auto with progressive, saved a bunch. Oh, we got a wobbler. Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, ur home and autoa wobbler. When you bundle with us. Thats what the extra menus for. When you bundle with us. 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[ cheers and applause and shes performing on saturday night live this weekend. Give it up for taylor swift. [ cheers and applause jimmy come on now. Come on now. [ cheers and applause thats what im talking about. Come on. That is what im talking about they love you, come on they love you. [ cheers and applause all right, buddy the roots are going to Start Playing a song, one instrument at a time. Taylor and i can buzz in and guess as soon as we know the song but if you guess wrong, the other person gets a chance to steal. Ugh, treacherous. Jimmy you can play [ laughter ] crazy jimmy you can play along at home roots, lets hear the first song, whenever youre ready. Oh, man. Okay. [ buzzer ] jimmy oops i did it again, Britney Spears questlove no [ light laughter ] [ buzzer ] oh, wait, wait, wait [ buzzer ] baby one more time by Britney Spears oh jimmy oh, my gosh. What did i say what did i say i said oops thats shameful jimmy i thought that like its those chords [ humming [ light laughter ] its that max martin chords jimmy max martin chords. Gosh darn it im so mad all right. Ugh. Of course, taylors going to kill me at this. Mmhmm. Jimmy all right, lets hear the next song. [ buzzer ] i know it i know it. [ mumbling ] [ light laughter ] jimmy pour some sugar on me, def leppard [ cheers and applause sorry, sor i dont even know the words. Hit me like a bom and the come on nanana yeah nananana with a red iphone a red iphone its actually radar phone jimmy its radar phone i thought it was a red iphone. [ light laughter ] they were super ahead of their time jimmy trust me, in the future everyone is going to have a red we just invented just talking about in the 80s and they know about iphones. Jimmy yeah, man, theyre prescient. All right, here we go. Lets hear the next song [ buzzer ] its nelly, its nelly, its nelly. Its hot in herre. [ cheers and applause [ ding ] jimmy what this is my favorite song. Yes jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause thats youre proving that youre a genius. Oh, yeah. Jimmy come on, how would you guess that from that just, like, middle school it imprints on you jimmy hot in herre. Hot in herre. Mmhmm. Jimmy here we go lets hear the next one. Id love it if she gets it now [ buzzer ] bad guy, Billie Eilish [ cheers and applause [ ding ] [ cheers and applause woo. All right. Coming back. Coming back, man woo [ laughter ] okay. Theres a little bit thats a little bit of a lot. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah why dont you just say, you need to calm down. Just say it. All right. [ light laughter ] come on, i set you up. I set you up [ cheers and applause ive had to learn to say different versions of common phrases like, shake it off. Jimmy you cant day that any more you need to calm down jimmy you cant do any of that anymore in ce versations [ light laughter ] ive gotten sort of good at it jimmy lets hear the next song here we go [ buzzer ] kiss me sixpence none the richer jimmy oh, my god [ cheers and applause [ ding ] yes. You even got the band. Kiss me sixpence none the richer you even got the band. That was the first song i learned to play on guitar. Yeah [ cheers ] jimmy me too [ laughter ] all right, lets hear the next song okay. [ buzzer ] is it nocreers and applause [ ding ] jimmy what the heck. How did you guess that its the chords jimmy whoa its the chords jimmy how did you get that its the chords in the song jimmy oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] the chords in the song im really too excited. Im flushed and jimmy i know this is a fun game i really have met my match really fun. Jimmy this is unbelievable all right. Its time for the final song this is worth 10,000 points. [ light laughter ] towards what . Jimmy its anyones game [ laughter ] whoever wins this, wins the whole game okay. Jimmy roots, take it away, whenever youre ready. All right, here we go. [ buzzer ] jimmy shake it offah [ cheers and applause jimmy haha. Yeah [ cheers and applause im sorry. No, no, no, come on. Oh, i love it [ cheers and applause thats my favorite thing that ever happened on the whole show ever taylor swift, everybody. [ cheers and applause more with taylor after the break. Stick around [ cheers and applause paul its that special time of year again. sprintern its iphone season at sprint. paul switch and get. sprintern the new iphone 11 or iphone 11 pro with amazing allnew camera systems. And now you can get iphone 11 paul . For zerodollars a month when you trade in your iphone7 or newer in any condition. sprintern seriously, any condition paul and with sprints 100 total satisfaction guarantee you can try out the network and see the [air horn beep]ho seaso. 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Rs a and she will be the musical guest on saturday night live this weekend please help me welcome taylor swift [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, buddy oh. Jimmy a standing ovation, cause i have to i have to. You know i love you, man youre the best jimmy i love you, so much. Pal, the record is unbelievable it is the topselling record [ cheers and applause it really is unbelievable. Thank you thank yosowhicis great and all that but its actually the best record ive heard this year. It is so good. And i love it so much. Hey jimmy i know im again, im not a music critic really . Jimmy what am i talking about. But well, it counts jimmy i do like it counts jimmy thank you. It made me feel nice. Jimmy it makes you feel nice yeah. Jimmy i have some real reviews from real people oh. [ light laughter ] jimmy lover is swifts most mature album and her most fun one all at once. Iety. Aww jimmy taylor swift is one of the best pop lyricists our era has ever produced. Vanity fair. Lover is a career [ cheers and applause i agree with that one, too. lover is a career topping masterpiece. Rolling stone. Oh, man jimmy thats are great reviews. [ cheers and applause and i love the album dude, look at this the blue and the pink . Oh, you know what i havent seen this yet, actually jimmy are you serious . [ laught yeah. So, this is actually can i see it jimmy yes. Yeah. [ laughter ] its really jimmy i mean, dont give notes. Its already done. No. Jimmy its already made. No, i saw drawings of it on a computer jimmy yeah but i didnt this is hey. Jimmy how cool is that yeah, its good jimmy colored vinyl. Dude, its a great cover [ laughter ] i think itll work. Jimmy did you always know lover was going to be the name of it, or no . So, i toyed around with calling the album daylight for a while. But i thought that might be a little too, like, on the nose or i dont know, because my last album reputation i saw as like, this nighttime album, in the city jimmy yes. In the nighttime. [ laughter ] jimmy yes. But this one, did you have this one i saw as a daytime album. Jimmy now did you have like, i saw like, fields and flowers and like, you know, like festivals jimmy butterflies. But possibly jimmy possibly if the mood strikes them. Jimmy youre going on tour next summer. And its a giant, massive tour all around europe. Youre only playing two dates in the u. S one is in boston, one is in l. A yeah. Jimmy two days in boston, two days in l. A. Youre doing this brand new cool thing that of course, i knew you would do something cool. Is it lover west and lover east yeah. Basically, i just kind of felt like this album, i was going to try something new. I havent done festivals in a really long time and i just saw this album as like, a really festivaly album. Jimmy yeah, it is. And so, i kind of wanted to do i had the opportunity to open a stadium in l. A. , which is jimmy i mean, the first the first female performer to ever do that congratulations. Really now . Jimmy you are. Yeah [ cheers and applause yeah, i believe so wow jimmy first female performer to open a new nfl stadium. Thats thats awesome, buddy. Not the last. Jimmy no, not the last at all. Do you have a favorite track on this on this record its hard to pick a favorite track, but i really do jimmy the man is good. Love the song thank you. I love the song lover. Just i [ cheers and applause jimmy that is a good thanks guys jimmy its a great jam thanks. Its a song that i wrote alone and somehow those are i dont know you just think about the i find it funny thinking about if i were to have like a like a party for all the songwriters on that song jimmy really yeah, cause it would just be me. [ laughter ] just saying, it would be the same as jimmy youre the only songwriter [ cheers ] as i was in High School Im just like jimmy yeah yeah, so you yeah, its just you. Fun jimmy just invite yourself yeah can you see me by the way . Ah, yeah. Jimmy okay, good cause i just was wondering. Didnt you just get lasik surgery . I did how do you know that [ laughter ] jimmy no its like, you got lasik surgery, which is a major surgery. Yeah, but [ laughter ] i did, but i dont i dont even tell people that. Jimmy but you can see me perfect . I just want to make sure, yeah no, it was great. I really can see very well jimmy you do you take painkillers or anything when you do that stuff . [ laughter ] well, i mean, do you give you like laughing gas or something they definitely give you some pretty hardcore pills after you jimmy yeah take have a laser in your eye. What is going on [ laughter ] jimmy so youre saying, so post surgery youre a little loopy . You know you have things on your eyes and whats happening right now . [ light laughter ] [ drum roll jimmy your mom may or may not have videotaped you after surgery. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] and she gave us the video. [ laughter and applause for the television . Jimmy wait, this is a World Premiere you got to check this out. [ drum roll [ cheers ] this is taylor swift, post surgery. Re le freaking out over video taken by her mom after her lasik surgery. Take a look at this. This is real okay, so, she found a snack e wanted[ lahter ] stop, you cant cry thats not supposed to be what youre doing i tried to get this one okay, im gonna get the other for you. For okay. I wanted this one, but what do we do with this now ill eat it ill eat it. [ laughter ] its mine. But it doesnt have a head. [ laughter ] honey, its fine. I dont need a head. Okay. Im crying im crying dont you dont want to cry. Thats not what you want to do sometimes it doesnt go your way. [ laughter ] dont fall asleep eating a banana okay im not asleep. My mind is alivers and applause jimmy dont be mad dont be mad n dont be mad at me i made some calls. Oh, my god. Jimmy i may have made some calls. D. Thats on television. What are we going to do with it . [ laughter ] me and your mom wait. Jimmy stayed in touch. She was kind enough to drive me there, but cruel enough to film it and give it to you [ laughter ] jimmy yes, thats what thats what a good mom does. [ cheers and applause i love you, mom. Thats what a good mom does. I was you notice the i had these goggles on, which are really high fashion. But then they had to tape it to my head. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, and youre not allowed to cry and just the whole things so funny but im i was crying i think, over a banana [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Oh, my god. Jimmy anyways, tell your mom thanks again for that. Oh. Jimmy shes the best you know what [ laughter ] im going to tell her something. [ laughter ] jimmy lets talk saturday night live. Youre on snl. Youre great on saturday night live. And youre good at live. The last time i saw you was at the time 100 im sorry i cant think about anything else [ laughter ] i had like okay, i had like jimmy dude, its my favorite we watched it in the office like 20 times today. Im like, oh my god. [ laughter ] this is not real. I cant believe we have this footage. You like, going like, but this is the wrong one i want the other one. Youre like, what do we do with this banana . And she like, well take care of it. You go, but this doesnt have a but its head is gone. [ laughter ] jimmy it doesnt have a a head. Oh, my gosh. It just was so cute, it made me laugh. Well, okay. So i was at a party, like a couple months ago, and i had like two and a half mojitos. [ laughter ] and then the next day, drunk drunktaylor was like number one trending on twitter. Jimmy yeah, i saw that [ cheers and applause because, you know, i go like from zero to legitimately thinking im a wizard within like two drinks. [ laughter ] like jimmy im a wizard. Yeah like, really thinking like jimmy you were fun, though you were dancing around doing youre dancing. Yeah, but thinking about the fact that that went as far as it did jimmy yeah and then weve got this happening. [ laughter ] jimmy this is the this is lasik that youve done this now jimmy this is lasik lover. Lasiklover. [ laughter ] lasiklover. Um, snl i cant even be mad im just impressed that you infiltrated my family. [ laughter ] i dont even know how you did that jimmy what, um nobody has my moms number. Like, how did jimmy yeah, i have your moms number yeah. Jimmy but yeah, weve been friends for years. Oh, well, you know . News to me this is great. [ laughter ] jimmy what what songs are you doing on snl can you say . Have you said . Like a hint . Yeah, im fine with saying. Jimmy you can . I mean, ill tell well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic, just cause its fun but ill probably do lover. Jimmy want to point at them ooh. [ cheers ] ill do lover, but in a a way that i havent performed it before, which [ cheers and applause and then im going to do a song that i have never performed before at all, live. Jimmy wow. So [ cheers and applause jimmy thats our scoop ill take that scoop taylor swift, everyobody the album is called lover. [ cheers and applause its available now you can watch taylor perform on saturday night live this saturday at 11 30 p. M. On nbc. Chris odowd joins us next stick around [ cheers and applause [ song johnny cash, these are my people. ] these are my people these are the ones who will reach for the stars these are my people heig, you can tell they are ours a new step to take and a new day will break yes, these are my people one that rushes forward fearlessly. Another, that questions everything. Can match the power of energizer. The longest lasting aa battery in the world. [confetti cannon popping] energizer. Backed by science. Matched by no one. 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Other news outlets report juul took 12. 8 billion from big tobacco. Markets ecigarettes with kid friendly flavors and uses nicotine to addict them. 5 million kids use ecigarettes. Juul is following big tobaccos overturn ecigarette protections. Vote no on juul. No on big tobacco. No on prop c. I dont care where youre from, were all just people. We want people to feel like they spent time with family. We want to create a place for more than just ourselves. We create the things that we want to exist in the world. My doors are always open. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is an emmywinning actor who stars in the Television Series get shorty, which returns sunday at 10 00 p. M. On epix please welcome chris odowd [ cheers and applause jimmy good to see you again. What a treat. Jimmy welcome back i love having you here and congratulations on your emmy win that was a big emmy win right there. Thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy i saw all around your socials. Heres the emmy, unloading the dishwasher yeah. [ laughter ]immy this is you, and and a car seat. Theyre not easy to install. [ laughter ] no. Ts right. You know shes a free spirit jimmy she certainly is [ laughter ] i i dont think of owning her really, as just being her Guardian Jimmy wow. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy so, thats how you feel i feel like i want to keep this going, like taking pictures the of her until something goes i want it to be because you win it for a kind of a dramatic thing, you want it to have a proper narrative arc. Jimmy yes. And so, id like her to kill something. Jimmy wait oh, my god [ laughter ] you know. Jimmy oh, no who else is in your category um, you know, ed begley jr was there. Im a big fan of and patton oswalt. Do you know . I think that you might in there. [ laughter ] jimmy congratulations. Im holding that spit take in for so long. I was in the same category as you. I know. I felt bad i felt jimmy no, you did not. [ laughter ] i felt i did i felt bad very, like very like very briefly. [ laughter ] count give two hoots, if im honest theyre like dthe batteries go in it. Its just this jimmy what does it do . Its another beautiful thing for them to destroy. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] well, congrats on the emmy thank you jimmy get shorty, by the way, season three. Here we go already yes, very exciting. Jimmy yeah thank you its this is like its a revenge season this one i end up in prison at the end of the last one. And this one is me trying to get my revenge on a kind of a Harvey Weinstein type character played by steven weber a uple giggles [ laughter ] you know, its a specific crowd, isnt it . Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] i keep having this fear that youre going to show footage of that my mother sent in after my vasectomy [ laughter ] and jimmy i am actually. Lets just show the clip of no [ laughter ] it was a banana [ laughter ] jimmy no, but so youre there and ray romano who we love beautiful man jimmy hes a great guy we love ray romano [ applause ] you were saying last time thank you jimmy you were talking. You were saying that yeah thank you, so much thank you, yes. I when i birthed him. [ laughter ] jimmy we have video of it. Lets share. No you like to mess with him on set . Well, you know, i ray is the sweetest man, not great on like germs. You know nobodys a big germ person, i suppose. [ laughter ] jimmy i guess not. No but hes like a germophobe one that is kind of little a little bit. Jimmy okay and theres scenes where i have to ive play kind of a a heavy in this show this get shorty thing. And i take advantage of his kindness in many situations. And theres a scene that we did last year, where i to cover his mouth and like, tell him to shut up. cause somebody else in the other is going to kick the what out of him and and every time i would come to him and we would be doing this scene just before they would shout action, id go, oh, god i just i went to the toilet. I forgot to wash my hands. Anyway [ laughter ] and he goes, oh, i got some purell. [ laughter and applause hes got some in his pocket. Jimmy yeah, really yeah. Jimmy basically, this one you said is revenge. Get shorty, shorty in this is its carolyn dodd who plays my daughter. So shorty refers to my daughter and we kind of go through this breakup in our family, and its a lot of the show is me trying to get her back jimmy youre fantastic in it youre good dramatic acting, but also very funny in this. We love having you on. I want to shoe everyone a clip heres chris odowd in get shorty. Take a look. Okay, then ill take it youll take what . Ill be an assistant. Its a deal. No, you dont want to youd be getting lunch for people, answering phones for random execs i do want this. Miles, i dont thank you its an honor. And it goes without saying that anything that transpired between you and i in the past is water under the bridge. Thank you, truly um, okay. Great. You wont regret it [ cheers and applause jimmy chris odowd, everybody. Season three of get shorty premieres sunday at 10 00 p. M. On epix. Angel olsen performs for us next stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause dramatic orchestra performance comes in lots of flavors. Theres the ampedup, overtuned, feedingfrenzyof sheetmetalkind. And then theres performance that just leaves you feeling better as a result. Thats the kind lincolns about. Great riches will find you when Liberty Mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. Wow. Thanks, zoltar. How can i ever repay you . Maybe you could free zoltar . Thanks, lady. Taxi only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. 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Trying to catc right up with me i kee moving b standin facing all mirrors are erasing losin beauty at least at time it knew me at least at times it knew me at least at time it knew me standin all mirrors are erasing losin beauty at least at time it knew me standin facing all mirrors are erasing losin beauty at least at time it knew me at least at times it knew me at least at time it knew me [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Thats fantastic thank you so much. Oh, my god, pleasure angel olsen all mirrors is out now fantastic. Well be right back, everybody ah, i loved it [ cheers and applause the van gogh. To harrison, the wine collection. To craig, this rock. I leave these things to my heirs, all 39 million of you, on one condition. That you do everything to preserve and protect them. With love, california. Hey. Hey. You must be stevens phone. Now you can take control of your home wifi and get a notification the instant someone new joins your network. Only with xfinity xfi. Download the xfi app today. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to taylor swift, chris odowd, angel olsen once again [ cheers and applause ph, pennsylvanright there, from stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow, byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in se meye. Tonight Billy Bob Thornton from on becoming a god in central florida, actress beth ditto music from lauv with annemarie. Featuring the 8g band with roy mayorga. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President TrumpPresident Trump today publicly suggested that both ukraine and ch