Transcripts For KNTV The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

[ cheers and applause jimmy oh wow looking good welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome to the show [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. Relax. Welcome. Thats a hot crowd welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Beautiful looking crowd. [ cheers and applause hey, i love you. Very big show tonight. Guys the one and only Linmanuel Miranda is here [ cheers andpp his new broadway show freestyle love supreme opens tomorrow its the hottest ticket in town prices range from, wow thats expensive to sorry, kids, no college for you. [ laughter ] you guys, its officially october. [ cheers ] october 1st, today stores are already putting up their halloween decorations. But unfortunately those arent fake cobwebs at forever 21 [ light laughter ] people are [ light laughter ] people are putting up halloween decorations. Make sure to buy your decorations now, because tomorrow aisles at cvs will be full of stuff for christmas. [ light laughter ] just trust me. Theyre even putting up halloween decorations at the white house. And just to frighten president trump, instead of a scarecrow, theyre using a cardboard cutout of nancy pelosi [ laughter ] oh, my god you scared me. [ cheers and applause this isnt good news it just came out that trump called australia and asked them to help discredit the Mueller Report yep, he asked australia to work against u. S. Intelligence. Today trump said everythings the opposite down there, so its technically not treason [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. Actually, treason backwards is nosaert. [ light laughter ] as in no sir, i did not commit treason. [ light laughter ] now people want to see trumps calls with putin as well but russia says the white house needs to ask permission before releasing any calls between them [ light laughter ] that shouldnt be a problem because trump already asked russia for permission every time he uses the bathroom. [ light laughter ] can i go to the bathroom . Its may i go to the bathroom and no you may not. [ light laughter ] meanwhile 2020 candidate Kamala Harris has called on twitter to suspend trumps account, cause it does intimidating tweets towards the whistleblower. Trump heard that and was like you can take away my presidency, but youll never take away my twitter. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause as if things arent crazy enough today at the white house, a mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on a reporter usually the mouse wouldve been caught but eric had his tongue stuck in the trap all week, so its like [ light laughter ] im sorry dad i was hungry im so sorry. [ light laughter ] the mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on the lap of our own Peter Alexander from nbc [ light laughter ] and it now confirms the rumor thats been going around nbc for years. Peter alexander wears edible cheese underwear steve really [ laughter ] wow, i did not know that jimmy we love you peter. And finally, the first cannabis cafe opened today in los angeles. [ cheers and applause cnn calls it the first farm to table restaurant that highlights cuisine and cannabis so apparently that reporter has never been to taco bell. [ laughter and applause give it up for the roots everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. From the show freestyle love supreme, Linmanuel Miranda is here [ cheers and applause we love that guy steve ah, love him jimmy talented, talented dude speaking of a talented guy, chris colfer is here steve oh [ cheers and applause wow. He wrote another book . Jimmy he wrote another book steve you wrote a book too, didnt you jimmy i did write a book [ light laughter ] steve yeah, compare it to his book hes got a book there. Jimmy whats that . Steve he just wrote a book, right . And you wrote a book jimmy i did, i actually wrote a book steve lets see your book. Jimmy it comes out next tuesday. You want to see it steve i mean you jimmy its called this is baby, and its available in stores wherever you go buy books. Steve yeah, its got a lot of words in it [ laughter ] and how many words would you say if you had to guess . Take a look at chris jimmy doesnt matter i mean its a fun book. [ light laughter ] steve i mean he wrote a book jimmy people come on the show im here to talk about chris colfers book. This is called a tale of magic this is a chris colfers book steve yeah, it looks like its got a lot of words in it. [ light laughter ] jimmy are you reading it over there steve yeah, im reading it right now. Jimmy this is my book. [ cheers and applause jimmy you hear that . Steve yeah im all for it jimmy look at the size of this sucker. Steve im proud of you for writing that book. Jimmy thank you. You very proud of me steve yeah, im very proud of you how mu is yo book by chance jimmy it doesnt matter. Look, it doesnt matter. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve how much is chriss book how much is chris book . I mean, im just wondering jimmy by the way, i was wrong on the price of this last night. Steve okay jimmy so chriss book i would say i dont see a a price here steve its on the inside cover. Up top [ light laughter ] jimmy thisk 99 steve oh, thats fantastic thats a good deal whats yours, by chance . [ light laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy this is 18. 99 a lot of money steve thats not even a penny a word [ light laughter ] you know what i mean jimmy yeah steve thats great jimmy 18. 99 its worth it. Its a big book. Get this sucker here steve how much is yours . Jimmy 16. 99 steve well there you go, yeah [ laughter and applause wait how much in canada jimmy what steve how much is your book in canada . [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont do that. In canada its 22. 99 because its imported. Steve yeah its imported, good book jimmy yeah, im not from canada the United States of america, sorry if im proud to be an american [ cheers and applause maybe you arent proud to be an american, but i am proud steve i wear an American Flag pin in my pocket. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is we have two books, but we wont be on the same list. Steve yours is his is young adult, y. A ste yours is yours young, just young. Jimmy these are babys fingers and these are babys toes [ audience aws ] steve come on. Jimmy you know how long it took me to come up with that steve yeah, oh my gosh [ laughter ] i saw you i went in to go into your office itd be your old, old jimmy would i be there steve yes. Well, no, usually not. But then youd have your old typing away you know what i mean jimmy typing away. Steve just crumpled up pieces of paper in the corner by a waste basket. Jimmy but the whole idea of it is like this is real i mean hes a novelist hes written novels. This is not his first one. Its probably his sixth one or something. This is for me this is brand new. Steve this is your third youve written three of them you should be proud. [ laughter ] jimmy i know, but what im saying is baby steps, you know steve or good baby books baby books need baby steps jimmy well iud youre read read a giant big book. Steve no, you wont read chris book. Hell just eat the pages jimmy turn baby over and this is babys bottom. Steve awe. [ audience aws ] jimmy what im talking about. [ light laughter ] steve what else you got in there . Jimmy its funny what . Steve i love that. Jimmy its got comedy in there. Steve i love it. Im all for it jimmy well heres the thing. As a tired parent steve right. Jimmy i know about reading books. Steve yes, you jimmy theyre too long steve youre falling asleep jimmy me and the baby got to get a divorce steve right. [ light laughter ] jimmy so i go i will read you three books, but this should be the type of book we read steve right. Jimmy so i go like, babys eyes, nose, fingers, toes, bottom, here you go. You hug, i love you, good night. [ talking over each other [ cheers and applause jimmy time to start growing up steve yeah jimmy heres your first lesson, life lesson. Read yourself to sleep steve yeah man you do you jimmy babies are smarter than we think. Steve babies are way smarter. They read a lot more than you th dada, mama, nana meme. Mama, nana mama meme mama nana mama meme. Mama [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy this is a real book. Look at this chris colfer right there everybody. Steve yeah jimmy chris colfer is here [ cheers and applause and then, to close off the show tonight, we have a performance from the cast of freestyle love supreme. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy its the hottest ticket right now on broadway this is it were going to talk to lin all about it its something that you havent seen on television at all, ever its just so interactive and different and cool and talented, unbelievable stuff steve i cant wait jimmy im freaking out i love it. [ cheers and applause they are really, really good oh just a little reminder, this weeks hashtags topic is college in six words thats a where you try to describe your entire College Experience and boil it down to six words, okay. Its a game that we always play with everybody hashtag game so iacd then well read it when, tomorrow or thursday friday. Jimmy friday well read these. Well get the best of. And curate those down. Well read them back on friday but for instance, i tweeted this today i went to class that one time. [ light laughter ] i remember it, it was great. It was good, that one class, yeah [ applause ] it was good. That was college so we tweeted that out this afternoon, and immediately trended at number one. Hey, thanks a lot. [ cheers and applause so if you want to play along, just go on twitter and use the hashtag college in six words send us your six word tweet and you might see it on the show this friday. Its going to be fun [ cheers and applause jimmy tariq are you okay, buddy . You look annoyed tariq no, im good [ light laughter ] jimmy you sure you dont seem good. Tariq i just got some things on my mind, yo. Stuff to go on irk list. [ light laughter ] jimmy whats an irk list tariq its a list i keep of, you know, things that annoy me [ light laughter ] jimmy so these are things that annoy you and youre just thinking about that right now. Tariq yeah, people, places, things random stuff tv stars who come back looking different. [ light laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about. Ile there are still olympic hopefuls d then boom, the show gets theyre in season two, episode one with a new set of choppers [ laughter ] and its like [ applause ] too sudden of a change for me, man. I like a gradual evolution i dont want to tune in and then immediately think like what in the ceelo green is this mess here . [ laughter ] like the first thing they get is teeth even before like a gym membership [ light laughter ] so then you wind up losing weight and then youre skinny, but you still got your fat teeth [ light laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy look out for that would irk me too. Tariq yeah and or just the ones where you know something is up but you cant put your finger on it . M domynos all up in your mouth, man. [ light laughter ] shark week, you know dont even get me started with the entire cast of shameless. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy rely tarik yeah, dont get me started. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont want you to get irked. Tariq what is up when people call it everything an event. Like every occurrence that happens is not an event. I feel like social media is to blame. Because you post one picture and then everyones all, im sorry i missed the event i saw your birthday event shenanigans. [ light laughter ] i mean, i took my 4yearold to chuck e. Cheese for a birthday pizza. It was no event. And when did we start using the word shenanigans all willy nilly like [ light laughter ] it just irks me jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy these are the things that irk you these are things that bother you. Things that irk you. Tariq stuff that cooks me. Jimmy yeah, yeah sorry i missed you event, dude [ talking over each other tariq it wasnt event. Yeah, we went bowling. Jeez that almost irks me as much as like late in the game huggers. Jimmy late in the game huggers . Tariq yeah, yeah you know. I feel like we usually establish a greeting protocol quite early on theyre like, i mean, if were morning a loss, we celebrating a victory, then a pass is given. But if youre a fist bump, head nod, hive five greeter, especially in a work place you cant come in like its wednesday. [ light laughter ] bring it in. Jimmy no, no, no no tariq trotter, everybody [ cheers and applause things that irk you. I like finding out what irks you. [ cheers and applause im sorry buddy, lets talk about it well be right back with Linmanuel Miranda, everybody. [ cheers and applause im your cat. Ever since you brought me home, that day. Ive been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love . This is a billion years of tiger dna just ready to pounce. And if you have the wrong Home Insurance coverage, you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get allstate and be better protected from mayhem, like meow. So g feels so good be better better than my birthday feels so good higher than a jet plane feels so good swish up on that fadeaway feels so good one quick trip for one great day. Target run and done. Another foodie trip. Who even cares . 211 people. Thanks, captain obvious. Dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com and get rewarded basically everywhere. That fish is done, carol. Hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. Sleep this amazing . Thats a zzzquil pure zzzs sleep. Our liquid has a unique botanical blend, while an optimal melatonin level means no nextday grogginess. Our liquid has a unique botanical blend, naturally superior sleep. Snow leopards are almost impossible to find, with ai we can protect what we cant see. But we need to know where they are, because they are threatened. Our camera traps allow us to have and eye in the mountains, taking thousands of pictures. 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Freestyle love supreme. preme, preme, preme, preme jimmy this is very, very [ laughter ] Everything Everything i finish is going to have an echo well, just preme jimmy all right, guys, its just like freestyle love sue. Amilton, there was freestyle love supreme. preme, preme, preme. Jimmy thats where it started, yeah. Tell us about what dhen they go seis well, the thing about the show is that its totally different every night. Its based on your suggestions you make the show. You give us a verb and then 80 minutes later you have an entire hiphop musical show. And we started doing this in the basement of the drama book shop in, like, 2003, Anthony Veneziale who youll see later tonight we were working on in the heights. It was my first musical. We were working in the basement of the drama book shop we had no money. I was a substitute teacher laughter ] jimmy wow. And we were working on heights and anthony, who worked at the book shop, would come in and distract us. He would be like, lets rap about our day. Jimmy veneziale. Veneziale jimmy thats a great name. Yeah. Jimmy Anthony Veneziale. And Chris Jackson and i were there in the basement and he was playing benny and i was playing usnavi and we would just, like, freestyle. And anthony was like, we should do this in front people. And here we are 15 years later on broadway [ cheers and applause jimmy thats the storyt . Come on. Yeah. Its my longest running relationship jimmy thats bizarre, right . Did you ever think, like, ever, like, hey, were going to do this on broadway this was just for this was for fun. It was for fun. It was like fun and we just continued to sort of find people who were good at this and now theres 20 members of freesytle love supreme. Youll see some of them tonight. Jimmy you did one during the blackout right in new york it was the night of the blackout of 2003 some of you were not born. I am old [ laughter ] and it was it was scheduled for the night basically, like, the power went out it was at the pitt theatre you know the pitt theatre . Jimmy yeah, the pitt, sure back when it was on 29th street. We were rehearsing for the show the next day and the power went our and we were like, oh, pitt theatre. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah and then we went out and we like the entire northeast [ laughter ] jimmy the whole city was out, yeah. The city and state and most of the northeast coast was out and the power was coming back sort of block by block after that blackout. Jimmy i remember that. I was kind of i had fun with that black out yeah, and we went to the [ laughter ] jimmy i know its weird to say but i did. Yeah, well, soon as we realized it was okay jimmy okay, and everyones fine we took care of each other yeah. Jimmy a very, take care of each other moment. It was another sort of new york that was you know what i mean . Jimmy it was pitch black crossing the street, like,ldinh. Youy, pdon me. Yeah, so we showed up at our show, and there were 16 people there but there was still no power at the pitt. And i was on 29th. We there were 16 people in the audience, we had two cases of beer. We walked our audience with us 11 blocks to the drama book shop basement which did have power we gave everyone a beer. We rapped about everyone in the audience and that was the first freestyle love supreme. [ cheers and applause jimmy how fun is that we would get we were like broke oprahs [ laughter ] both you get a beer, you get a beer, you get a beer. Jimmy you get a beer. And that was the first freestyle show jimmy back in 2004, i want to take you back to that year. Okay. Jimmy you posted this on your twitter, which i love, by ane its a really fun i follow you, too jimmy i love the those hashtags [ light laughter ] jimmy i do love seeing all these things, but, dude, i mean, the camping thing we got to talk about some other time. Yeah. Jimmy your letters from camp i didnt like it. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] its the most funniest dude, but you were funny as a kid as you are now its the best. But this reas 20, this is you playing. Youre playing a bar mitzvah for yeah, i took a picture of my i found my Linmanuel Miranda<\/a> is here [ cheers andpp his new broadway show freestyle love supreme opens tomorrow its the hottest ticket in town prices range from, wow thats expensive to sorry, kids, no college for you. [ laughter ] you guys, its officially october. [ cheers ] october 1st, today stores are already putting up their halloween decorations. But unfortunately those arent fake cobwebs at forever 21 [ light laughter ] people are [ light laughter ] people are putting up halloween decorations. Make sure to buy your decorations now, because tomorrow aisles at cvs will be full of stuff for christmas. [ light laughter ] just trust me. Theyre even putting up halloween decorations at the white house. And just to frighten president trump, instead of a scarecrow, theyre using a cardboard cutout of nancy pelosi [ laughter ] oh, my god you scared me. [ cheers and applause this isnt good news it just came out that trump called australia and asked them to help discredit the Mueller Report<\/a> yep, he asked australia to work against u. S. Intelligence. Today trump said everythings the opposite down there, so its technically not treason [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. Actually, treason backwards is nosaert. [ light laughter ] as in no sir, i did not commit treason. [ light laughter ] now people want to see trumps calls with putin as well but russia says the white house needs to ask permission before releasing any calls between them [ light laughter ] that shouldnt be a problem because trump already asked russia for permission every time he uses the bathroom. [ light laughter ] can i go to the bathroom . Its may i go to the bathroom and no you may not. [ light laughter ] meanwhile 2020 candidate Kamala Harris<\/a> has called on twitter to suspend trumps account, cause it does intimidating tweets towards the whistleblower. Trump heard that and was like you can take away my presidency, but youll never take away my twitter. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause as if things arent crazy enough today at the white house, a mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on a reporter usually the mouse wouldve been caught but eric had his tongue stuck in the trap all week, so its like [ light laughter ] im sorry dad i was hungry im so sorry. [ light laughter ] the mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on the lap of our own Peter Alexander<\/a> from nbc [ light laughter ] and it now confirms the rumor thats been going around nbc for years. Peter alexander wears edible cheese underwear steve really [ laughter ] wow, i did not know that jimmy we love you peter. And finally, the first cannabis cafe opened today in los angeles. [ cheers and applause cnn calls it the first farm to table restaurant that highlights cuisine and cannabis so apparently that reporter has never been to taco bell. [ laughter and applause give it up for the roots everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. From the show freestyle love supreme, Linmanuel Miranda<\/a> is here [ cheers and applause we love that guy steve ah, love him jimmy talented, talented dude speaking of a talented guy, chris colfer is here steve oh [ cheers and applause wow. He wrote another book . Jimmy he wrote another book steve you wrote a book too, didnt you jimmy i did write a book [ light laughter ] steve yeah, compare it to his book hes got a book there. Jimmy whats that . Steve he just wrote a book, right . And you wrote a book jimmy i did, i actually wrote a book steve lets see your book. Jimmy it comes out next tuesday. You want to see it steve i mean you jimmy its called this is baby, and its available in stores wherever you go buy books. Steve yeah, its got a lot of words in it [ laughter ] and how many words would you say if you had to guess . Take a look at chris jimmy doesnt matter i mean its a fun book. [ light laughter ] steve i mean he wrote a book jimmy people come on the show im here to talk about chris colfers book. This is called a tale of magic this is a chris colfers book steve yeah, it looks like its got a lot of words in it. [ light laughter ] jimmy are you reading it over there steve yeah, im reading it right now. Jimmy this is my book. [ cheers and applause jimmy you hear that . Steve yeah im all for it jimmy look at the size of this sucker. Steve im proud of you for writing that book. Jimmy thank you. You very proud of me steve yeah, im very proud of you how mu is yo book by chance jimmy it doesnt matter. Look, it doesnt matter. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve how much is chriss book how much is chris book . I mean, im just wondering jimmy by the way, i was wrong on the price of this last night. Steve okay jimmy so chriss book i would say i dont see a a price here steve its on the inside cover. Up top [ light laughter ] jimmy thisk 99 steve oh, thats fantastic thats a good deal whats yours, by chance . [ light laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy this is 18. 99 a lot of money steve thats not even a penny a word [ light laughter ] you know what i mean jimmy yeah steve thats great jimmy 18. 99 its worth it. Its a big book. Get this sucker here steve how much is yours . Jimmy 16. 99 steve well there you go, yeah [ laughter and applause wait how much in canada jimmy what steve how much is your book in canada . [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont do that. In canada its 22. 99 because its imported. Steve yeah its imported, good book jimmy yeah, im not from canada the United States<\/a> of america, sorry if im proud to be an american [ cheers and applause maybe you arent proud to be an american, but i am proud steve i wear an American Flag<\/a> pin in my pocket. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is we have two books, but we wont be on the same list. Steve yours is his is young adult, y. A ste yours is yours young, just young. Jimmy these are babys fingers and these are babys toes [ audience aws ] steve come on. Jimmy you know how long it took me to come up with that steve yeah, oh my gosh [ laughter ] i saw you i went in to go into your office itd be your old, old jimmy would i be there steve yes. Well, no, usually not. But then youd have your old typing away you know what i mean jimmy typing away. Steve just crumpled up pieces of paper in the corner by a waste basket. Jimmy but the whole idea of it is like this is real i mean hes a novelist hes written novels. This is not his first one. Its probably his sixth one or something. This is for me this is brand new. Steve this is your third youve written three of them you should be proud. [ laughter ] jimmy i know, but what im saying is baby steps, you know steve or good baby books baby books need baby steps jimmy well iud youre read read a giant big book. Steve no, you wont read chris book. Hell just eat the pages jimmy turn baby over and this is babys bottom. Steve awe. [ audience aws ] jimmy what im talking about. [ light laughter ] steve what else you got in there . Jimmy its funny what . Steve i love that. Jimmy its got comedy in there. Steve i love it. Im all for it jimmy well heres the thing. As a tired parent steve right. Jimmy i know about reading books. Steve yes, you jimmy theyre too long steve youre falling asleep jimmy me and the baby got to get a divorce steve right. [ light laughter ] jimmy so i go i will read you three books, but this should be the type of book we read steve right. Jimmy so i go like, babys eyes, nose, fingers, toes, bottom, here you go. You hug, i love you, good night. [ talking over each other [ cheers and applause jimmy time to start growing up steve yeah jimmy heres your first lesson, life lesson. Read yourself to sleep steve yeah man you do you jimmy babies are smarter than we think. Steve babies are way smarter. They read a lot more than you th dada, mama, nana meme. Mama, nana mama meme mama nana mama meme. Mama [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy this is a real book. Look at this chris colfer right there everybody. Steve yeah jimmy chris colfer is here [ cheers and applause and then, to close off the show tonight, we have a performance from the cast of freestyle love supreme. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy its the hottest ticket right now on broadway this is it were going to talk to lin all about it its something that you havent seen on television at all, ever its just so interactive and different and cool and talented, unbelievable stuff steve i cant wait jimmy im freaking out i love it. [ cheers and applause they are really, really good oh just a little reminder, this weeks hashtags topic is college in six words thats a where you try to describe your entire College Experience<\/a> and boil it down to six words, okay. Its a game that we always play with everybody hashtag game so iacd then well read it when, tomorrow or thursday friday. Jimmy friday well read these. Well get the best of. And curate those down. Well read them back on friday but for instance, i tweeted this today i went to class that one time. [ light laughter ] i remember it, it was great. It was good, that one class, yeah [ applause ] it was good. That was college so we tweeted that out this afternoon, and immediately trended at number one. Hey, thanks a lot. [ cheers and applause so if you want to play along, just go on twitter and use the hashtag college in six words send us your six word tweet and you might see it on the show this friday. Its going to be fun [ cheers and applause jimmy tariq are you okay, buddy . You look annoyed tariq no, im good [ light laughter ] jimmy you sure you dont seem good. Tariq i just got some things on my mind, yo. Stuff to go on irk list. [ light laughter ] jimmy whats an irk list tariq its a list i keep of, you know, things that annoy me [ light laughter ] jimmy so these are things that annoy you and youre just thinking about that right now. Tariq yeah, people, places, things random stuff tv stars who come back looking different. [ light laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about. Ile there are still olympic hopefuls d then boom, the show gets theyre in season two, episode one with a new set of choppers [ laughter ] and its like [ applause ] too sudden of a change for me, man. I like a gradual evolution i dont want to tune in and then immediately think like what in the ceelo green is this mess here . [ laughter ] like the first thing they get is teeth even before like a gym membership [ light laughter ] so then you wind up losing weight and then youre skinny, but you still got your fat teeth [ light laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy look out for that would irk me too. Tariq yeah and or just the ones where you know something is up but you cant put your finger on it . M domynos all up in your mouth, man. [ light laughter ] shark week, you know dont even get me started with the entire cast of shameless. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy rely tarik yeah, dont get me started. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont want you to get irked. Tariq what is up when people call it everything an event. Like every occurrence that happens is not an event. I feel like social media is to blame. Because you post one picture and then everyones all, im sorry i missed the event i saw your birthday event shenanigans. [ light laughter ] i mean, i took my 4yearold to chuck e. Cheese for a birthday pizza. It was no event. And when did we start using the word shenanigans all willy nilly like [ light laughter ] it just irks me jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy these are the things that irk you these are things that bother you. Things that irk you. Tariq stuff that cooks me. Jimmy yeah, yeah sorry i missed you event, dude [ talking over each other tariq it wasnt event. Yeah, we went bowling. Jeez that almost irks me as much as like late in the game huggers. Jimmy late in the game huggers . Tariq yeah, yeah you know. I feel like we usually establish a greeting protocol quite early on theyre like, i mean, if were morning a loss, we celebrating a victory, then a pass is given. But if youre a fist bump, head nod, hive five greeter, especially in a work place you cant come in like its wednesday. [ light laughter ] bring it in. Jimmy no, no, no no tariq trotter, everybody [ cheers and applause things that irk you. I like finding out what irks you. [ cheers and applause im sorry buddy, lets talk about it well be right back with Linmanuel Miranda<\/a>, everybody. [ cheers and applause im your cat. Ever since you brought me home, that day. Ive been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love . This is a billion years of tiger dna just ready to pounce. And if you have the wrong Home Insurance<\/a> coverage, you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get allstate and be better protected from mayhem, like meow. So g feels so good be better better than my birthday feels so good higher than a jet plane feels so good swish up on that fadeaway feels so good one quick trip for one great day. Target run and done. Another foodie trip. Who even cares . 211 people. Thanks, captain obvious. Dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com and get rewarded basically everywhere. That fish is done, carol. Hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. Sleep this amazing . Thats a zzzquil pure zzzs sleep. Our liquid has a unique botanical blend, while an optimal melatonin level means no nextday grogginess. Our liquid has a unique botanical blend, naturally superior sleep. Snow leopards are almost impossible to find, with ai we can protect what we cant see. But we need to know where they are, because they are threatened. Our camera traps allow us to have and eye in the mountains, taking thousands of pictures. 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Freestyle love supreme. preme, preme, preme, preme jimmy this is very, very [ laughter ] Everything Everything<\/a> i finish is going to have an echo well, just preme jimmy all right, guys, its just like freestyle love sue. Amilton, there was freestyle love supreme. preme, preme, preme. Jimmy thats where it started, yeah. Tell us about what dhen they go seis well, the thing about the show is that its totally different every night. Its based on your suggestions you make the show. You give us a verb and then 80 minutes later you have an entire hiphop musical show. And we started doing this in the basement of the drama book shop in, like, 2003, Anthony Veneziale<\/a> who youll see later tonight we were working on in the heights. It was my first musical. We were working in the basement of the drama book shop we had no money. I was a substitute teacher laughter ] jimmy wow. And we were working on heights and anthony, who worked at the book shop, would come in and distract us. He would be like, lets rap about our day. Jimmy veneziale. Veneziale jimmy thats a great name. Yeah. Jimmy Anthony Veneziale<\/a>. And Chris Jackson<\/a> and i were there in the basement and he was playing benny and i was playing usnavi and we would just, like, freestyle. And anthony was like, we should do this in front people. And here we are 15 years later on broadway [ cheers and applause jimmy thats the storyt . Come on. Yeah. Its my longest running relationship jimmy thats bizarre, right . Did you ever think, like, ever, like, hey, were going to do this on broadway this was just for this was for fun. It was for fun. It was like fun and we just continued to sort of find people who were good at this and now theres 20 members of freesytle love supreme. Youll see some of them tonight. Jimmy you did one during the blackout right in new york it was the night of the blackout of 2003 some of you were not born. I am old [ laughter ] and it was it was scheduled for the night basically, like, the power went out it was at the pitt theatre you know the pitt theatre . Jimmy yeah, the pitt, sure back when it was on 29th street. We were rehearsing for the show the next day and the power went our and we were like, oh, pitt theatre. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah and then we went out and we like the entire northeast [ laughter ] jimmy the whole city was out, yeah. The city and state and most of the northeast coast was out and the power was coming back sort of block by block after that blackout. Jimmy i remember that. I was kind of i had fun with that black out yeah, and we went to the [ laughter ] jimmy i know its weird to say but i did. Yeah, well, soon as we realized it was okay jimmy okay, and everyones fine we took care of each other yeah. Jimmy a very, take care of each other moment. It was another sort of new york that was you know what i mean . Jimmy it was pitch black crossing the street, like,ldinh. Youy, pdon me. Yeah, so we showed up at our show, and there were 16 people there but there was still no power at the pitt. And i was on 29th. We there were 16 people in the audience, we had two cases of beer. We walked our audience with us 11 blocks to the drama book shop basement which did have power we gave everyone a beer. We rapped about everyone in the audience and that was the first freestyle love supreme. [ cheers and applause jimmy how fun is that we would get we were like broke oprahs [ laughter ] both you get a beer, you get a beer, you get a beer. Jimmy you get a beer. And that was the first freestyle show jimmy back in 2004, i want to take you back to that year. Okay. Jimmy you posted this on your twitter, which i love, by ane its a really fun i follow you, too jimmy i love the those hashtags [ light laughter ] jimmy i do love seeing all these things, but, dude, i mean, the camping thing we got to talk about some other time. Yeah. Jimmy your letters from camp i didnt like it. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] its the most funniest dude, but you were funny as a kid as you are now its the best. But this reas 20, this is you playing. Youre playing a bar mitzvah for yeah, i took a picture of my i found my Daily Planner<\/a> from 2004. [ laughter ] 12 30, 207 street and 10th avenue. Boston bar mitzvah 400 jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause which was, like, twothirds of my rent at that point jimmy yeah and then it was taking me to Downtown Boston<\/a> to dance at a bar mitzvah at the Boston Harbor<\/a> hotel. Jimmy i mean, this is this is 15 years ago so this is a job that took the last of my dignity [ laughter ] jimmy how . I would get hired, you wear a black satin shirt, you wear black pants, and your job is to, like, encourage the kids to dance. [ light laughter ] so youre basically flirting with teenagers and old ladies, being like, hey, rachel [ speaking Foreign Language<\/a> lets dance. [ laughter ] and itser ]an jimmy well, why was this one traumatic . You said to me, like well, this one i remember because had a carnivale scene. And in the carnivale scene, we had to put on masks and start a conga line and incongaing. [ laughter ] kind of like little old ladies are pinching my butt jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] yeah, and it was and i was just like jimmy and you go, thats it. This is my last time doing this for 400. [ laughter ] jimmy thats it, yeah. Its 400 its 400. I want to talk about his dark materials. Yeah. Jimmy lets talk about that when we come back, because its a whole new thing. Okay. Jimmy more with Linmanuel Miranda<\/a> when we come back [ cheers and applause so kim, you going for our big drive safe save discount . Yup, using the app. Ive been quite vigilant. Sharon says step on it. The meetings started. Ok, write her back dear sharon, dont mess with my discount faster mommy, i gotta go to the bathroom. 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Like, were sort of empowering that so that they tell the story of the next chapter. Jimmy how any updates hows it going down there . I mean, its complicated. Jimmy yeah but its every day i realize that Puerto Ricans<\/a> are the most resilient people on the face of the earth, and just incredible im so proud [ cheers and applause jimmy that was one of the best things we ever did ever, we just said cause you went down there, and the cast, and your wife and kids, and everybody. Im like, they can do it for i mean, you went for months. Well, you did that crazy zip line, and then i can tell, i mean the shot in the arm [ laughter ] yeah, but you sacrificed your safety, and like that place is booked like through the end of the year because you did that. Jimmy no, dont do that, its terrible. No, its like incredible, like what you guys jimmy dude, i was so afraid, and tariq loves it, he had a good time. I did not. [ light laughter ] i was so frightened out of my mind thats just not my thing and you had my cousin, residente on recently. Jimmy i did, yes jimmy yeah, hes my third cousin jimmy what well, all Puerto Ricans<\/a> are related. I dont know if you knew this. [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt know you actually really were hes actually my third cousin jimmy what so, i went to go introduce him at a concert i had never met him. This is like, now 10 years ago and i walked into his apartment to meet him for the first time, and hi [ speaking Foreign Language<\/a> youre wisin mirandas grandson from like my nose. [ light laughter ] she saw my nose, and was like, you have to be wisin mirandas grandson jimmy no and i went, i am. And she said, yeah, your grandfather and my mother are first cousins. You guys are third cousins. Like, from looking at me once. Jimmy thats the best thing i ever heard no way, he crushed it on here. Oh no, i bragged that like my third cousin is like the best rapper in the world jimmy yeah, he crushed it. Yeah, he was fantastic yea hes genius jimmy youre always busy, every time i talk to you, i go like, where are you . Youre like, im in wales. I go, what . How are you there . Like, youre all over the place. Tell me what you were doing in wales. What is his dark materials . His dark materials is the name of this fantasy trilogy by the Great British<\/a> author phillip pullman. You guys know them as the golden compass, and the subtle knife. They made a movie a little while ago, but now its a tv series and its this really weird heightened world they were one of my favorite books. When vanessa and i started dating, we were reading these books together jimmy really and they take place in this alternate universe jimmy because ouor y just no, we just both had heard good things about the books. Jimmy really and then we sort of fell in love with the books. Jimmy i want to read these now. But we it takes place in this alternate universe where every person has like a soul that has a physical manifestation. So, like, i play a guy named lee scoresby jimmy heres you a lee im a hot air balloon pilot i want this youre a hot air balloon pilot yeah. Like you do. Jimmy how fun is this thing to do . Yeah like one does. Look at this stud right here heyo whats up, everybody [ cheers and applause you guys good . [ applause ] lee scoresbys here from the country of texas jimmy everythings cool . Yeah i want the door poster of this im going to get it for you jimmy i really do, i like this at least a calendar or something. So, thats you as you. As lee scoresby, and then i have my its called your daemons, your soul and thats a rabbit named hester so, this is like my other half jimmy i mean is it cute . I love my life jimmy i mean, that is so fun. Yeah. Jimmy and so, you go and you do this serian or what yeah, its going to be on hbo next month itll start on hbo jimmy did you know that when you were was it already sold . Yeah. When i started it was just a a bbc series and then bbc partnered wit undertaking, this huge series of books so, they partnered on it, and theyll premiere on bbc November Jimmy<\/a> november 4th on hbo. Hbo jimmy november 4th on hbo. I cant wait to watch that and then i cant wait to watch the treat that youre going to give us and millions of people watching our show tonight, with freestyle love supreme. Im so afraid [ cheers and applause jimmy oh yeah. Oh yeah Linmanuel Miranda<\/a>, everybody. [ cheers and applause freestyle love supreme, they open tomorrow at the booth theater. Chris colfer joins us next stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause i cant believe it. What . That our new house is haunted by casper the friendly ghost . Movies . 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His latest book, a tale of magic, is available now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome chris colfer [ cheers and applause oh my goodness, chris hey guys, good to see you jimmy chris, its always great to have you on the show. Thanks for having me. Jimmy one of my favorite guests you got to see linmanuel backstage . I havent yet jimmy oh really . But, but im planning on pitching him a few musicals. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh he yeah. Jimmy hed probably love that im sure it never happens jimmy yeah can you give me one. Yes okay okay, the first one is called hoarders, a musical about letting go [ laughter ] jimmy alright, i like that im in im in and the songs are number one, objects dont have souls. [ light laughter ] number two, whose cat is this . [ laughter ] and number three, wheres my husband . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah, and i hope at the end of [ cheers and applause end of the second act they find him. Yeah, they find him yeah absolutely. Its great jimmy every time i have you on, i kind of coerce a story out of you about a super natural experience oh yes. Yeah jimmy we talked about aliens yes covered that, yeah jimmy yeah, weve covered that, we talked about pet psychics. Yeah jimmy there are pet psychics, was the last time. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy that was very do you have any more super natural experiences that have gone wrong for you that we could discuss . I wish the answer was no. [ laughter ] yeah, but these things keep happening to me. I dont know why but yes. I recently got into a fight with my mother, and she passed away three years ago jmy it gets better [ light laughter ] so anyway, one of my best friends, her name is char. She is a psychic jimmy okay and so, whenever we get lunch together, well be gossiping or talking about politics, and suddenly shell kind of go into a trance, and one of my dead relatives will come through and give me a a message. And this one time she kind of did her thing, and said, oh, your mother has a message for you. I was like, oh, what is it . And she said, when youre directing the land of stories movie which, knock on wood, happen soon when the disney fox merger settles down. Jimmy yes. When youre directing the land of stories movie, and the monitors go on and off, on and off, thats your mom saying hello. And i said, can she pick a different sign, cause im going to need those to work. [ light laughter ] anyways, so we proceeded we then got into a big argument, my mom and i she like worked really hard on that sign, and shes really upset. You know, so like its never enough for me. And then the waiter came over, and he was like, oh is everything okay . And i was like, oh, im just arguing with me mom. And he was like, oh, i didnt realize this was your mom. And i was like, oh no, shes dead. [ laughter ] anyways, so we havent been back to that restaurant in a a while. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, no, you cant go back to that. Alright, good. This, the tale of magic, this is, i want to say, is it your 15th book 15th, yeah. Jimmy thats unbelievable dude jimmy that is amazing. [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy amazing job. Thank you jimmy its a great book on on the bestseller list, youre making it into a movie are you now more recognized as chris colfer the author or chris colfer the actor it really just depends on where im at like, if im near a high school, its definitely, im the guy from glee, but if its an elementary school, then im definitely the author of the land of stories. But im actually, im having a a hard time, i wish i could brag about it a little bit, because people especially in los angeles, the city that never reads, they [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause oh, no im going to hear about that one. They always kind of assume that if youve been on tv before, and youre not any more that youre either dead, or youre going through a really hard time and i remember this one time i was at a party, and this lady, she was famous im not going to say who it was. She came up to me, and she was like, oh, what are you up to now . And i was like, oh, im an author. And she goes, oh, well thats okay. [ laughter ] and i was like, no, no, theyre really popular. And shes like, i bet they are. [ laughter ] and i was like, no, theyre an International Best<\/a> selling series. And shes like, thats right honey, chins up. [ laughter ] so yeah. Jimmy and really, youre like, no, actually im happy. Im happy jimmy these are doing really well. Theyre making them into movies im doing good. Im doing good [ light laughter ] jimmy 15 books [ cheers and applause this one, you said is the toughest to write . It was, it was. Jimmy a tale of magic . Why is this one tough. This book, it was so different from anything else ive ever written, because literally everything is an allegory about something ive experienced, or something that really frustrates me and two of the main themes are prejudice and depression and theres just something about breaking those two things down into a language that a child would understand that you just you see how pointless it is. And it would just infuriate me so much, i would have to get up from my desk a few times, and walk away. Jimmy and you just came from a book signing, i know they packed the place. Do your fans ever ask for some weird things, like, hey, can you take a weird photo or sign something odd or well, nothing has ever as of now, nothing has ever beaten this one time when a woman plopped her baby down on the table, and asked me to sign it. [ laughter ] jimmy sign the baby . Sign the baby yeah, yeah ke he looked back at his mom, andke [ laughter ] jimmy yeah [ applause ] you dont sign your babies dont sign babies no, i want to read, if you dont mind, the dedication that you put in this book cause i really loved it. It said, to all the brave people who dared to be themselves during a time that didnt accept them thanks to you, i get to be me. I thought that was really cool thank you yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause jimmy why did you choose that dedication for this book . You know, im so fortunate because i live in this country in this century. Where if i had been born somewhere else, even now if i had been born somewhere else, i could be tossed off a roof, or stoned to death simply for existing but because i live here, and i live now, i get to be an award becnnse of thousands and thousands of very, veryve not for them, but so someone like me could do that one day. So, yeah, this book is for them [ cheers and applause jimmy thats really cool chris colfer, everybody. [ cheers and applause a tale of magic is available now. Well be right back with a a performance from the cast of freestyle love supreme. Stick around [ cheers and applause somebody living with hiv . Keep being you. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv with three different medicines to help you get to undetectable. Serious side effects can occur relifeside effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. Do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin. Tell your doctor about all the medicines and supplements you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. If you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking biktarvy without talking to your doctor. 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Thank you so very much, jimmy. We are, in fact, freestyle love supreme. preme, preme. preme, preme, preme. And we need your help because our show is completely made up. W it is all improvised. Without you we cant do it and we, of course, are called freestyle love supreme. preme, preme, preme. But we dont love everything its pretty hard to love everything nowadays, am i right . The worlds on fire hioh so why dont we talk about some things maybe you dont love. Maybe you dont even like them dare i say might dislike them . What are some things you are disliking right now . Tomatoes. Tomatoes. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. What else . Bunions bunions all right. [ laughter ] well done. Yeah College College<\/a> nice open seating in offices open seating in offices open seating in offices theyre great bunions bunions College College<\/a> we have all three of our suggestions. On the far side of stage we have college in the middle we have open seating offices. And on the right we have bunions [ laughter and applause without further ado, these are a few of your least favorite things. [ cheers ] yeah im indian parents vote ph. Ds so they really tried to educate me went to a college got knowledge in my neck but now im in debt debt mother fing debt why the f cant i pay any of my bills on time and now every single nigh all im eating is that ramen and i dont even know wha im doing on october cause i wipe my booty with my College Diploma<\/a> first day of work and im feeling so great grateful for havin a job on my plate walk into the offic and its not that im bitter but everyone can see m every time i check twitter yo open plan seatin is not the mood im try to do some work i dont have any daylight to proof and yo im trying to do a little extracurricular activity but this doing damage to my longterm proclivity swiping on tinder just me this guy from the looks of his picture hes looking real fly we go to the spot to get something to ea and then i take quic glance at his feet oh wo while im selling onions this dude has eigh nine ten eleven bunions get outta her i just came to eat a mea whats going on dude tell me whats your deal yeah a college educatio is troubling dont ask m ask Felicity Huffman<\/a> what the freaking hel why you trying to ge your kids in on a bribe i dont know colleg college gotta die still hung over fro our date on sunday karen comes over with like a case of the mondays go away karen can i have my own office can i do my own job and get my own job offers halfway through the dat hes asking me how its going and then he asked m if id be in the dark imposing no i dont want tha please get your feet im two four seconds awa from leaving my seat dont go to college trust me save your money instead be like us you could rap and be funny im not trying to be judg im just trying go to work will you leave me alone well leave me alon because i am just going berserk this guy really think this date is going the bes what in the ceelo gree the hell is this mess [ cheers and applause but seriously, dont be one of those late huggers coming to see me at the office on wednesday. preme, preme, preme, preme, preme, preme, preme wow you can catch freestyle love supreme now at the booth theatre. For tickets, go to freestylelovesupreme. Com yeah, you get a standing o, why not . Thats well deserved thats great yeah, yeah. Jimmy well be right back, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause from the 5am wakers. This is us. To the 6am sleepers. Everyone uses their phone differently and in different places. Thats why Xfinity Mobile<\/a> created a Wireless Network<\/a> that auto connects you to millions of secure wifi hot spots. And the best lte everywhere else. Xfinity mobile is a different kind of Wireless Network<\/a> designed to save yon save up to 400 a year on your wireless bill. Plus get 250 back when you buy an eligible phone. Call, click, or visit a store today. Aaddiction. How juuline hooked kids and ignited an Public Health<\/a> crisis. Other news outlets report juul took 12. 8 billion from big tobacco. Markets ecigarettes with kid friendly flavors and uses nicotine to addict them. 5 million kids use ecigarettes. Juul is following big tobaccos playbook. And now, juul is pushing prop c to overturn ecigarette protections. Vote no on juul. No on b t [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to chris colfer, Linmanuel Miranda<\/a>, the cast of freestyle love supreme [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza<\/a> in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Phoebe Wallerbridge<\/a> writer tanehisi coates, comedian gary gulman featuring the 8g band with roy mayorga. [ cheers and alause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . 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