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[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. I feel it. I feel the love. Oh my gosh, thats great welcome, welcome, welcome. Hot crowd. Please, have a seat, everybody youre here. Have a seat. Dow welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause guys, what a beautiful fall day it was here in new york city, wasnt it gorgeous its that time of year when people look at the puddle on the subway seat and go from saying, i hope thats lemonade to i hope thats cider. [ light laughter ] seriously, i love the fall in new york city. There is Nothing Better than watching tourists in central parkp into p leaves and then realize theres a body underneath. [ law and order chime [ laughter and applause but everyones is in the fall spirit some people spent the weekend carving a pumpkin, while nancy pelosi is trying to impeach one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause and trump, trump is still fuming about the impeachment and this weekend he sent over 70 tweets. [ light laughter ] its so bad, at one point last night, trumps iphone threw itself in the toilet [ laughter and applause goodbye, cruel world. But trump tweeted he wants to meet the whistleblower in person, however their identity and whereabouts are unknown. They are probably hidden in a place no one ever goes so most likely, theyre at a a forever 21 [ laughter and applause too soon too soon steve i dont know seems quite hurtful. Jimmy now i read that trumps chief of staff Mick Mulvaney could lose his job because the president is unhappy with how hes dealt with the scandal if it happens, mulvaney will try to get an easier job like e. R. Surgeon, cliff diver, or coach of the jets. You know [ light laughter ] but in the next few days, Top White House aides are going to present trump with an impeachment response strategy. [ light laughter ] just in time yeah [ light laughter ] thats like the captain of the titanic going, oh, we should have taken a left, im sorry [ laughter ] is it too late . Actually, i saw that one of the president s former advisers said that hes deeply disturbed by the ukraine call. Trump was furious. He was like, which former adviser . John, steve, michael, john, omorosa, bill, john, sean, mooch . [ laughter ] which means one of 50 people but on the other hand, trumps policy advisor Steven Miller defended trump and called the whistleblower a, quote, saboteur. [ light laughter ] steve hmm. Jimmy first time anyone has ever said that without holding a sword and twisting their mustache [ laughter ] saboteur en garde. [ light laughter ] right now congress is on a a twoweek break and i saw that nancy pelosi spoke about the impeachment at an Atlantic City casino. [ light laughter ] see, thats how you know everything is messed up when donald trump is making statements from washington and nancy pelosi is speaking from a casino in Atlantic City. [ laughter ] but democrats now say that theyre going to vote on impeachment by the end of the year and this is nice, they have already hired Ryan Seacrest to host their impeachment rockin eve party. [ laughter and applause its gonna be great. Ill watch steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy get all of us steve ten, nine. Jimmy but the impeachment is already getting ugly. In fact, joe bidens campaign has asked tv networks to stop booking Rudy Giuliani. [ light laughter ] trump heard that and was like, finally something me and joe agree on please stop. [ laughter ] rudy, stay in the house. Thats right, giuliani appeared on every talk show over the weekend. And he ranted about the ukraine scandal, made false allegations, spoke in runon sentences and contradicted himself several times. Giuliani is basically like if a trumps twitter account sprang to life [ laughter ] it really is. This is fun. The new galaxy fold was just released you see that its a tablet that folds into a smartphone pretty cool actually. Steve big deal they came out with one last year i have one already [ light laughter ] jimmy thats not possible. Steve its true. [ laughter ] jimmy do you have it with you . Steve of course. Jimmy can i see it steve yeah, sure [ laughter and applause jimmy good god higgins, thats a broken ipad. Steve no its a folded ipad [ light laughter ] jimmy why is it bloody steve because its sharp [ laughter ] Jimmy Higgins you should not be using that. Steve its ridiculous. This thing is amazing. [ buzzing steve ooh i just got a text. [ laughter ] jimmy im sorry. Your phone shocks you when you get a message . Steve doesnt yours . You need an upgrade. [ buzzing oh [ laughter ] i think im getting another text oh, im getting a call [ buzzing jimmy oh my gosh steve hello jimmy oh, my god higgins. Steve hello Jimmy Higgins, can you take that outside, please [ buzzing steve oh [ buzz ] ow. Jimmy higgins, stop pressing the button. [ light laughter ] steve ow i just shocked myself. [ cheers and applause jimmy finally, i read that employees are now damaging workplace robots out of fear that theyll take over their jobs which explains why today at the white house, trump was seen trying to drop mike pence in the bathtub. [ laughter and applause we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hi everyone, welcome what a show. What a show we have for you tonight. Thank you very much. Happy, happy, happy monday to everybody here this is very, very cool thing right now. Guys, the roots just released a vinyl box set of their 1999 album things fall apart in honor of its 20 year anniversary. Look at this [ cheers and applause 20 years 20 years and its still the best band in the land its got everything on here. Its got the album on double vinyl. And everything sounds better on vinyl. By the way, i listened to it its awesome questlove thanks jimmy then theres a third lp thats got all sorts of bonus tracks you picked those out, right quest . Questlove yeah, yeah i curated it jimmy and then in there, theres like theres photos you gotta see look at the roots. Look at these guys look at these kids [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve youngins jimmy i feel like kamal has the biggest photo there. I mean steve yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy everyone else, like tariq, youre kind of like off to the side. And then youre kinda off to the side, too, quest were you guys thinking what the title would be like here or something . [ light laughter ] questlove yeah, possibly jimmy like the title would be there kamal records. Tariq no, no we were going to put the sign along kamals arm. [ light laughter ] jimmy this must be exciting 20 years questlove very much so jimmy did you think the record would be rereleased this is the big this is your big breakout record album. Questlove yeah, pretty much our breakout jimmy amazing. And the photographs, obviously, is this one photographer or is this many photographers . Questlove well, many photographers. We released it at the time like five separate album covers but we decided this time to put them all in one. Jimmy gorgeous questlove thank you. Jimmy congrats on the rerelease, buddy 20 years [ cheers and applause we have a great show tonight james spader is here [ cheers and applause one of my favorites. I love him ruby rose is here. Batwoman. [ cheers and applause my man elvis duran is here [ cheers and applause where do i begin . Is his book and weve got music from dababy oh, wow. [ cheers and applause steve oh jimmy got the album right here steve love dababy. Jimmy kirk is the name of the album. And i have a feeling this is going to be the number one album this week. Steve i bet he would jimmy yeah it is dababy is in the house oh hey, speaking of baby, i have a new Childrens Book coming out [ cheers and applause its available tuesday, october 8th. It is a picture book about all sorts of fun things you do with baby steve dababy is coming october 8th . Jimmy one of the parts of whats that . Steve dababy is coming october i thought dababy was here tonight jimmy no, this isnt dababy this is my book this is baby. Steve this is dababy jimmy no [ laughter ] not this is dababy this is dababy steve okay, right. Then whats that jimmy this is baby. Thats the name of the book. Steve thats a book youre going to give dababy on october 8 . Jimmy dababy has nothing to do with my book at all steve why not . Jimmy what steve why . The book says baby jimmy hes a rapper. He has nothing to do with this this is my Childrens Book that im very excited about steve oh, that youre going okay. Im sorry. I was confused jimmy coming out steve youre going to come out october 8th to give a copy to dababy. Jimmy this is baby lets laugh and play and sing. But what other parts is baby well, ill tell you everything [ audience aws ] steve aww, and then theres rapping at the end jimmy there is no rapping at all [ laughter ] steve well, how am i supposed to know im just trying to learn im ignorant jimmy this is the thing. Its available tuesday steve i understand now thats my bad. That was my mistake. Jimmy walmart, target, barnes noble steve is where dababys gonna perform after this [ laughter ] jimmy no dababy is performing here tonight. Steve hey [ cheers and applause jimmy im very excited about this steve i love it. Jimmy this is the third in my steve your troika. Youre pairing a trilogy jimmy yeah, cause i had this one, and this one this jam, that was a big one that was fun and i did that one that was a good one. Now youve got this one. Now you got the whole thing. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy tuesday. Comes out tuesday. Steve and dababy makes three. Jimmy elvis durans book, here you go steve is there a chapter about dababy in elvis durans book [ light laughter ] can you read it real quick and tell us . Jimmy not giving the whole book but no, he probably doesnt mention dababy at all. Steve i dont know i love dababy. Jimmy got a nice quote in the back from Ryan Seacrest. Oh, what does it say please read the baby [ laughter ] jimmy its not called the baby its called this is baby. Steve this is baby. Jimmy you dont listen to this you read this and you listen to dababy steve okay jimmy and then you know what things fall apart sometimes. Sometimes things fall apart. [ cheers and applause listen to that, youll be fine oh, wow. This is a good idea. This could be the album cover. Steve oh, nice jimmy thats the new album cover. Steve there you go [ light laughter ] jimmy 20th anniversary elvis durans book is 26. 99 thats worth it. Its a good hard cover, and its got Great Stories from elvis. [ light laughter ] steve but how much is yours . Jimmy oh, boy. [ laughter and applause lets not worry about it lets not worry about that [ laughter and applause if you order it now steve hey, if you order it now, you get a discount jimmy you order now, you probably get a discount. Steve yeah, probably 250 bucks. Jimmy im assuming youve got to be kidding me, right . Steve how much is that did they leave a phone number on the back of that book jimmy it just seems wrong. Well, this is a giant book steve thats a big book. Thats with words in it. That is a lot of words [ laughter ] if youre paying by the word, you get a good deal with elviss book [ light laughter ] how much is yours, chief jimmy this is like steve whats it say, retail on the back. Not the canadian one [ laughter ] theres six words jimmy yeah steve like nine words on that page. Jimmy its not that bad. His is 26. 99 for his life story. And this is [ laughter ] steve how much is it jimmy 22. 99 steve 22. 99 [ cheers and applause there you go what what officer. Dont hit your head on the door dont hit your head on the door [ law and order chime 22. 99 jimmy i dont know it says 22. 99 maybe its just an introductory price. [ light laughter ] steve oh, you get all three of them for 22. 99 jimmy theres no way theres no way its 22. 99 steve there might be some typo jimmy its 22. 99. [ laughter ] well, whatever save up. Steve wait, how much is it jimmy save up. Its 22. 99. [ laughter and applause steve wait, what jimmy it comes with free youre allowed to get free spit takes every time steve oh, there you go jimmy no matter how much you pay for the book steve wasnt that much, was it jimmy no, it wasnt that bad. Its only 22. 99 [ laughter and applause steve what jimmy thats like ten bottles of baby formula. [ laughter ] steve oh my gosh jimmy guys, stick around well be right back with more tonight show. [ cheers and applause ah come on lets hide in the attic. No. In the basement. Why cant we just get in the running car . Are you crazy . Lets hide behind the chainsaws. Smart. Yeah. Ok. If youre in a horror movie, you make poor decisions. Its what you do. This was a good idea. Shhhh. Im being quiet. Youre breathing on me if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Lets go to the cemetery you sure you dont want me to come with you . Im very sure. Because i can. Make good choices. You make good choices. 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Jimmy because youre going to love this thank you, pal. [ cheers and applause jimmy thats right, we always talk about vinyl when youre on the show i know we love music. This sounds great. I cant wait. I really cant wait. Jimmy thank you for being here i said this to you but ive said it all day today. You are one of my favorite guests i have ever had on the show thank you jimmy i love having you on i love talking to you. [ cheers and applause i think you have a great story i think you have great timing telling your stories and the cadence in which you speak thanks for the pressure [ laughter ] jimmy you said backstage that you feel a little weird you feel a little ill coming on the show when you do these shows. You dont like doing these shows. You know what, i wake up feeling a little ill [ laughter ] truly. Jimmy maybe its acid reflux [ light laughter ] its definitely acid reflux jimmy yeah and a whole host of other things but really, the morning is so horrendous for me. I dont mean just, like, you know, early morning. You know, a lot of people complain about getting up early or Something Like that jimmy yeah i really my window of opportunity for when im at my best is really like noon to 2 00, 2 30. [ laughter ] jimmy two and a half hours of top spader . Like, a meal is nice around 2 00, 2 30. And then go home to take a nap [ light laughter ] and then wake up and youve got to recover all over again. You know, do something nice in the Late Afternoon and then go out to dinner around 9 00. Jimmy yeah ideal jimmy right now, at this time of night, what would james spader be doing . At midnight. [ laughter ] you dont habe that just think, youre on tv as well so yeah. [ laughter ] not that besides that, what else would james spader be doing . Hey, watching the tonight show . No. [ laughter ] i dont even get broadcast tv in my house. Jimmy you dont. Thats right but do you own a Television Set . I own a Television Set to watch movies or, you know, documentaries or things like that jimmy tv doesnt do it for you . You know, i i just you know, theres so many things to do i mean, to be honest, what i would be doing is if it were a night off, you know, i would be im built for night. You know, completely built for night. I can drink a lot. [ light laughter ] and what i mean by that is over a long period of time. Jimmy yeah i see, yeah. Put on a couple of jazz records. Yeah and ill listen to jazz you know, i have a wide range of musical tastes. I love to cook i like to go out and walk around the city. Jimmy youre a longtime new yorker could you tell everybody who is not from new york or anyone visiting, why is new york the greatest city in the world you know, i dont know. A year or two ago, maybe it was longer it would have been three years ago. Three years ago i was returning to new york after a trip overseas and were cruising along and im so excited to be coming back im so excited and yet, i have left, you know, a few of the most beautiful cities on earth. You know and im so excited, yet we were driving through, you know, an access road in queens, you know [ light laughter ] and then we arrive in manhattan through the midtown tunnel and im headed down to greenwich village. And, you know, you get off the midtown tunnel there and its, you know, sort of it looks like, you know, City Infrastructure its not like youre looking at beautiful architecture and im just staring out the window and thinking and im looking and im just so compelled by it. And i realized its the citizenry. You know, youve got people who are coming from all over the world to this city some are first generation. Some are seventh generation. But they are all coming here or their ancestors were coming to this city to make a life together and this experiment and thats what makes it the greatest to me, the greatest city on earth. I mean, its just to me. Jimmy beautiful experiment it is an amazing experiment of people coming together from all walks of life and making it work together, which is what they do here and it really is a great experience really jimmy i love that. Thats a great answer. [ cheers and applause jimmy it is the people and you know, listen, going away from it, you know, only makes the heart grow fonder. Really, truly. Jimmy yeah you know, there are people who would say, you know, new york is a great place to visit, but i wouldnt want to live there and its only because they dont know how the hell to visit even, really i mean, i feel badly for tourists when i see them on the streets of new york. Jimmy you feel bad they all look like theyre a wreck after about 2 00 in the afternoon. [ laughter ] you know, theyre like they are up early in the morning, and starting the activities. Jimmy yeah the activities go until you see them in restaurants at, like, 7 00 and theyre yawning [ light laughter ] and you know, and im just waking up at 7 00. Jimmy yeah 7 00 is your window. 7 00 is just starting absolutely jimmy thats your active window and i feel so badly they are fitting in, like, you know, a matinee and an evening performance. Jimmy too much way too much. No new yorker is doing that. New yorkers are like picking one thing. And that one thing could be, like, work and maybe the dry cleaners [ laughter ] you know, it really its a very different life if you live here. Jimmy you dont film in new york yeah. Jimmy you do yeah. Jimmy the blacklist . Yeah. Jimmy what [ cheers and applause all over new york jimmy no yeah. Jimmy well, im happy you keep everyone employed in new york keeping the city alive [ applause ] jimmy whats happening now whats happening now that we have to know about the blacklist about red, about your character . Beginning of the seventh season jimmy wow. Its funny, we were trying to pick, you know, a clip to show and its very, very hard on our show to pick a clip that isnt spoiling something jimmy theres all these twists theres always something you want to surprise but you know, at the end of last season, he was in dire straights, the character i play, raymond reddington, on the show you know, he was really he was collapsed on the street in paris, you know. Its opened, you know, that way. You know, its just his crisis right from the very beginning. Jimmy i want to show a clip here james spader in this fridays season premiere of the blacklist. Take a look. Dont touch me. Its either a bullet in the head or a needle in the arm. Id take the needle. What is it . Ketamine. The same tonic used to knock me out on the street. For a man your height and weight, 150 milligrams should do the trick and give you the most wonderful dreams. Or it might kill you im pretty sure its the dreams but im no doctor. And youre no cop. Either way, i suppose pharma karma is a bitch [ cheers and applause jimmy you tell him, james spader james spader, everybody. [ cheers and applause catch the season premiere of the blacklist this friday at 8 00 p. M. On nbc. Well be right back with ruby rose. Stick around [ cheers and applause e trade core portfolios is an easy, automated way to get invested. Well save you time by building, monitoring and managing a portfolio for you and provide all handson deck support when you need it helping you become top dog. Everything goes my way. Hey paul sprintern at special time its iphone season at sprint. paul switch and get. sprintern the new iphone 11 or iphone 11 pro with amazing allnew camera systems. And now you can get iphone 11 paul . 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Maybe. bert how do you know all this stuff . burke just comes with experience. all muppets yup. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum [ cheers and applause jimmy you know our next guest from orange is the new black and the meg. Now you can see her in batwoman which premieres this sunday at 8 00 p. M. On the cw. Please welcome ruby rose [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, welcome back batwoman. Yeah. Jimmy its official. Its its very official. Jimmy yeah it comes out last time and we were announcing it. And now its airing. But i feel like i saw you, like, a week ago jimmy i want to hear about this i want to know what does it feel like first time you put on the suit talk to me the suit felt amazing Colleen Atwood designed it she is an oscar winner its like a second skin. And it feels like youre faster and stronger and better and bulletproof but you are none of those things youre a little slower [ laughter ] and its a little uncomfortable on the back after a while. Jimmy but, i mean, see those ads all over the place right now. Theyre doing a great job marketing this thing but i know. Jimmy you look so cool its everywhere jimmy you look great, too. Like, ive been living in a a bubble that is a batcave its in vancouver. Jimmy yeah which is a city i dont even live in, like, until now and then i come here and i, like, had a panic attack because i was like, my god, this is amazing, im there, and im there. And then a bust, like, of myself swipes to my face and i was like, oh, that would have been really ironic. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah and then there was, like and then i saw it on, like, a little subway thing and i was like, i need to get back to my hotel. [ laughter ] its really freaking me out. Jimmy but this is the first time no one has ever played batwoman before. No one has ever played her, except me now. Jimmy thats true. And it comes out next week and im terrified. [ cheers and applause jimmy im so happy for you im happy im thrilled jimmy can we talk about something that happened on set you had an injury. I did jimmy explain this this is like well, i had a couple of, like, comedies of error when youre really hyped about a show one was that i was allergic to my cowl, my mask and so im, like, allergic to the adhesive tape. So i had, like, hives for, like, a little while jimmy youre joking . No. About five days, six days in it was like, we took on, like, the morning i was, like like, a preproactive 15yearold child kind of commercial jimmy yeah and then [ light laughter ] when i took it off, i was, like like, in a horror film [ laughter ] like jimmy really where people were like were like, its going to be okay can you just stay back there [ laughter ] just stay there. Jimmy who are you . Yeah were going to call someone jimmy yeah just dont take a step. Dont jimmy wow. Dont come near me. Dont jimmy what did they have to do change the whole make of yeah, we had to take everything out of it and put, like, something else, cotton, or something in it and then but before that, i broke my neck basically on the show as well jimmy talk to me about this so jimmy because this is you cant even just say that flippantly its awful well, that one you know, thats, like, more funny no, its not at all. [ laughter ] so i did a stunt and for, like, a very extended amount of time, like, seven hours. And we thought that i had broke a rib or just, like, fractured a rib. And that was, like, 6 to 12 weeks of, like, healing so then i had 6 to 12 weeks of chronic pain and just sort of kept assuming that that what it was until i kept seeing these doctors and theyre like, its your neck, its your neck its just, like, radiates into these places because of nerve endings. So finally i got an mri. And i had to get it in romania in the middle of a film where i was also doing stunts. And i just sent it to my doctor and i just sort of transcribed the whole thing and basically he called and he was like, you could become paraplegic. This is your spine two of your disks have herniated, and theyve broken all the protective layers. You have, like, this tiny amount but your spine is not severed. And if you dont get back you could become paraplegic. Even just, like, sleeping wrong or, you know, moving my head in a wrong direction. Jimmy ruby, this is awful. It was so it was really, really terrifying. And then, you know, i was like, well, at least i dont have an option. You know what i mean its like, i have to do it. Jimmy yeah so i did the surgery. And it was and also, i couldnt feel my arms for a long time but you just get used to weird things like that and so it was only when i would, like, pick things up and then i would drop them and then i was like, well, thats strange. [ laughter ] and then i really didnt i wasnt paying attention to my body i wasnt listening i was, like, in such a hurry to get everything done. I was like, batwoman, yeah, did the pilot and now im going to do this film. Im going to come back, were going to pick up the series. But i just wasnt listening. And i think that was the worlds way of saying, like, youre going to have to Pay Attention and youre gonna have to slow down and youre not actually and you need to get some priorities straight. Jimmy wow. And i went back to work after ten days because like i said, my priorities were straight and [ laughter ] jimmy yeah and i liked to rest jimmy did you freak out . Did you just go, well, whats good . I mean well, i didnt have time to freak out. I was just like, this happens to, like, a lot of people. I mean, it got me thinking about a lot of things. Just like, for instance, how do people pay for the surgery if they need it what happens if somebody has the same diagnosis as me but they dont have insurance and they cant get the surgery its not a cheap surgery and they have to just, like, live not knowing if they could become paraplegic. Its just it was kind of terrifying and then my insurance didnt cover enough i was like, wait a minute this is america. [ laughter ] and so but at least i have the funds to pay you know what i mean its just like, it got me thinking about so many things. And then jimmy you appreciate everything, yeah i appreciate everything and then and then i was really depressed because when i wasnt allowed to move for ten days except to use the restroom and i got so depressed there just thinking about, like, not being able to move and how, you know, and not being able to do things myself. And it got depressing and then the only way i really got myself out of it was being like like, how much exciting things are happening this year and also, how much like by slowing things down and being appreciative and being in the present moment and appreciating the people around you can make you feel like a million dollars. Jimmy well, we love you and im so [ cheers and applause happy that youre okay thank you jimmy be careful i want you to come back more and more we love you. I want to show everyone a clip heres ruby rose in batwoman. Take a look at this. Find your own way what . Thats why bruce became batman to play by his own rules made him terrifying to his enemies. Yeah, and his friends and his coworkers we really need to go people arent afraid anymore. An army may not scare them but that will. I need you to fix this suit. The suit is literal perfection it will be. When it fits a woman jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause thats whats up thats how to do it. 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We want people to feel like they spent time with family. We want to create a place for more than just ourselves. We create the things that we want to exist in the world. My doors are always open. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is one of the biggest names in radio and hes written a new book called where do i begin . Which is available now everyone, please welcome the one and only elvis duran [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you for being that is wild. Jimmy thank you for being on my show a standing ovation . Whats up with this . Jimmy yeah, i mean, how great is that . [ cheers and applause they love you. Come on, we love you, buddy. Wait, wait, wait. How much is your book again . [ laughter ] jimmy ive got to really got to talk to somebody im sorry. Im not asking enough for mine jimmy i really you really arent. You really get involved in this book you get into it, man a little too much maybe jimmy no, its great its exactly great did you always want to write a a book did you know that you were going to write a book . No. But, you know, one day you realize, i got a book in me. You should write a book. Jimmy fallon, would you read his book [ cheers and applause come on. There it is. [ laughter ] jimmy but the book is actually written before you just got married, right . I did jimmy congratulations. I married my best friend. [ cheers and applause hes back in the back. I tried to get him to come out he wont he wont come out. Jimmy he wont come out . No. Jimmy next time hes got to come out how was the how was the wedding . I heard it was great unbelievable. It was an unwedding wedding. I mean, i hate weddings. So we had a big drag queen hosting the whole thing. I gave away a car. Jimmy you gave away a car at your wedding . [ laughter ] why not jimmy i dont know you should you should give away mini coopers every night right here jimmy yeah, i should, yeah [ cheers and applause i cant even give away this. I cant even give away are you kidding me wow jimmy and i want to talk about this because where do i begin is a great title, i think, for the book because its like, your whole life has basically been on radio, really. I was a little kid growing up in dallas it was always my dream to be on the radio. And now im on the tonight show with jimmy fallon so the question is [ cheers and applause the question is how did i get from there to here and i think everyone has a a story in them. And unless you kind of examine your life, you dont really know what youre doing whats the point jimmy yeah so you got to write a book. You got to, you know, write it write it down. Jimmy you think everyone here should write a book write a book jimmy yeah [ cheers ] charge way too much for it like this guy did [ laughter ] but, you know what why not examine your own life . I actually, in writing a book, i became my best friend. I like me. Its okay. Jimmy really its good jimmy i mean, what did you go back to when you were a a kid and you were like would you pretend to be a i pretended to have a Radio Station in my bedroom while all the other kids were out there connecting with each other i had no one to connect with i was this little geeky kid. And then finally i went to radioshack and bought this little transmitter and i hooked it up. And so the old lady next door used to listen to my show every day. [ audience aws ] mrs. Rollins and she won a piece of cake my mom made [ laughter ] jimmy thats great she came to the house and picked up her cake [ light laughter ] but i dont know and now im here doing this. What does it all mean . And i think when you tell your story to yourself, you learn a a lot about yourself jimmy you do yeah write a book, jimmy other than that one. [ laughter ] jimmy thank yeah. Ill get working on it at one part here you kind of write a letter to yourself yeah. Jimmy your younger self. Yes, i did. Jimmy and i thought that was a really beautiful way to end the book theres one thing i just thought would be fun, if you would read to our audience should i . Jimmy a little by the way, youre all in this book. Jimmys all over this book i said to myself, by the way, from my older me to my younger me, youre a good person and youre going to be okay. Lesson number ten, finally, listen to your heart listen to your gut trust yourself be aware of the signs around you telling you what to do and youll be led to greatness allow the universe to put you in your place and at the same time, never forget you deserve whatever you want out of this life its its yours love yourself. Be your best friend. I love you me older and grayer and really effin happy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause you know, what you do and what i do is the same thing were in the were in the friendship business. Were in the were connecting this is our way to connect and i cant imagine another life this life is the best. Jimmy we all love you for doing what you do. Do you love yourself . Jimmy sure okay, look [ laughter ] look in the camera tell you that you love you jimmy i dont want to do that why cant you [ laughter ] come on, ill help you i repeat after me jimmy. Do it. [ laughter ] do it. Jimmy all right. Here we go i jimmy i Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy i [ laughter ] jimmy do i have to say my name yes, i love you. Say it [ laughter ] jimmy jimmy do it jimmy i love you there you go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy you made me do that. Youre going to make me emotional. Elvis duran, everybody where do i begin is available now. Well be right back with a a performance from dababy. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy baby baby baby baby performing intro, really, and bop from his new album, kirk with a little help from stunna 4 vegas, and the roots, give it up for dababy [ cheers and applause thinkin bou my grandmama i got the number one record they acknowledged the jit they goin crazy when they play i head bobbin and what and im jus somewhere messed u thinkin bout m father and lets go they found him dead a couple day before i started tour same day i flew back to the city from miami i was out ther with the family just lookin at my daughte thinkin t myself like same time i got the new my go went number on thats fd up that there wa confusin a lil bit you know i flew in with the stick okay like let me know whats up before i lose it in this and everybody tryna talk i aint tryna tal im tryna clic im tryna send somebody wit him somebody let me kno whats happenin my last name kir you know how i roc behind my daddy you know i never gave a lick about the world just about my family how i make it to the top same day i lost th that had me how a perform on be and a year ago couldnt afford a sandwich i had to move in with t when i went brok movin out to cali what you know about smilin every da for all your fans actin like you happy i spent a hundred thousan layin my daddy to res but i aint braggin i got some question im a die about respec if i dont get answers my mama stood u in that chai took it like a g when she had cancer my brother be thinkin that we dont love him and let him struggle like we aint family like i wont give up al i got to see you happy we shocked the worl everybody know whats happenin im still lil jon jo my song it jus went platinum we on our own tim lets go move out to cal put the kids in homeschool lets go get us a mansion lets raise our kids righ lets watch the stuf we teach em lets start a busines for you so they cant sa that you leechin how i know im th chosen one caus sometimes when i be speakin like on this song i aint rappin im preachin if i love yo then i need ya with you like martin with gina we family like w venus and serena lets go get married like we thank god and kenisha dont give a what about the worl just bout my people i dont care what the they told yo we aint equal aint cut from the same cloth these seethroug and i be too busy doin me to see what he do verse two that lil hitta from the other side and i do it mysel whenever i rid you know that my brothers ride and i still got lot on my mind that cant undecide got me ready to slide feelin like doughbo when his brother died you know how i step you know how i rep you know about baby you know how im comin back for that cros if you ever play me you know how i got it up out the mud and turned it to gravy ait theap game like crack cocaine in the 80s wait a minute let me introduce yall to somebody they wanna know if he ca rap i tell em really tell my call me mee cause i done finall got a milli you know how like to ac when they get pretty like to turn a down thats how i act when i get jiggy around and tell her no i wanna thats with ya we out of backwoods and get a swishe dont do n other drugs turn up go get some liquo and i know i look good so take your picture they wanna know if he can spit for real he think im cappin he think i cant get hi killed for real try your luck il drop some chip and get you zipped for real a couple racks ain signed for a couple mi i send it up like popped a wheelie got rich like roddy i stood on that bloc like meek milly red rag blue faces yo know my pockets crippin i pop tags and drop bags you play they poppa all my neighbor white folk they be thinkin im a dealer i kill the beat cause i signe to a kille and i know she want me cause im a young rich and i cant beef with yo if you cant show me six figures on gang they wanna know if he can rap i tell em really tell my call me mee cause i done finall got a milli you know how like to ac when they get pretty like to turn a down thats how i act when i get jiggy mess around and tell he no i wanna the gir thats with ya we out of backwoods and get a swishe dont do no other drugs turn up and get some liquo and i know i look good so take your picture lets take it to another level real quick all right i needed some with some bop in i i flew past a whip wit that blunt in my mouth while she swerving that whip had a cop in it my girl got good fly her across the country ill finish the sho and i hop in i i got me a milli i did it legitly im still with th im a ho oh you asking for pictures whats yo nam get the out the spot tryna figure which deal im a take i woke up couple mil on my plate [ cheers and applause jimmy dababy kirk is out now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause hey. Hey. You must be stevens phone. Now you can take control of your home wifi and get a notification the instant someone new joins your network. Only with xfinity xfi. Download the xfi app today. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to james spader, ruby rose, elvis duran, dababy [ cheers and applause stunna 4 vegas and the roots right there. I want to wish all our jewish friends a happy new year stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight chris hayes, mlb Network Analysts sean casey and kevin millar music from Avril Lavigne featuring the 8g band with roy mayorga. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news House Democrats this afternoon subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani for documents related to his communications with ukraine. Said rudy, sure, anything to

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