Many are calling the statement shocking, while fox news is calling it an audition [ laughter ] despite claiming at a rally this week, that nobody loves hispanics more than him, a new poll shows that trumps Approval Rating among hispanics is just 25 though its not the first time trumps been part of a oneway relationship [ laughter ] the news service, reuters, has released a photo of President Trump boarding air force one with cash sticking out of his back pocket. And youll never believe whose pocket trump was in. [ laughter ] the merriamwebster dictionary added more than 530 new words this month, including escape room, fatberg, and dad joke. Sadly, none of these words made it susbes jurners. A lawmarkers the united shtasthes [ laughter ] seth an upcoming episode of keeping up with the kardashians will feature an incident where Kim KardashiansSecurity Team tackled her 63yearold mother, kris, after mistaking her for an intruder in the backyard so i think i speak for everybody when i say, what time is that on [ laughter ] the New York Times published an article yesterday entitled, women poop at work, get over it. [ light laughter ] and you could always tell when [ laughter ] the worlds first Vagina Museum is opening in londons Camden Market still no word on where the clitoris museum is though. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause they gave me a map but i dont even know where north is [ laughter ] and finally, a california woman gave birth over the weekend in the back of her car in a jack in the box parking lot. And it is pretty clear who the father is. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause her documentary hello privilege. Its me, chelsea is currently streaming on Netflix Chelsea handler is here tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause you can see her in the new season the conners, premiering next week on abc sara gilbert is here [ cheers and applause and well have music from tove lo. So youre here on a great night. Before we get to all of our wonderful guests, democrats are debating whether to move forward with impeachment as President Trump awaits orders from saudi arabia for more on this it is time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth well, it is Campaign Season which means well all be subjected to endless hours of cable news speculation about every morsel of political news from every poll result to every fundraising report with panels of truly absurd numbers of people sitting around giant tables endlessly dissecting who is up and who is down in the race and im sorry but what is up with this weird horseshoe configuration . You couldnt find a table that looks less like the legion of doom [ laughter ] this is, of course, the time of year when cable news pundits speculate wildly and often wrongly. For example you might remember that when senator Elizabeth Warren announced that she was exploring a president ial run at end of 2018, many pundits proclaimed her candidacy dead on arrival because she had supposedly missed her moment by not running four years ago as Elizabeth Warren inches towards a possible president ial run in 2020, President Trump is laughing her off does she stand a chance or has she missed her moment . In a new editorial, the boston globe writing, quote, warren missed her moment in 2016 and theres reason to be skeptical of her perspective candidacy in 2020. There are some who say that she missed her shot to run in 2016 for president perhaps 2016 was Elizabeth Warrens moment and she should have run then in 2016 she had so many people urging her to run she might have missed her moment that might have been her moment. Shes, you know, maybe missed her moment in some eyes, back in 2016. Seth you know your political analysis is bad when you sound like youre quoting a Kelly Clarkson song. [ light laughter ] you know, well if she missed her moment and a moment like this, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this also, can we go back to this part real quick. As Elizabeth Warren inches towards a possible president ial run in 2020, President Trump is laughing her off seth oh, im sorry, trump is laughing her off if laughing at somebody meant they couldnt be president then we sure as hell wouldnt have trump to deal with donald trump often appears on fox which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trumps head. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause seth by the way, that is an interesting factoid. [ cheers and applause that comedian, right there, thats my son. [ laughter ] but anyway, there you go, the pundits said Elizabeth Warren missed her moment, and if there is one thing weve learned from the last decade of politics, its that the pundits are always right. Momentum growing for a surging senator Elizabeth Warren senator Elizabeth Warren surging in this latest poll. Warren is surging she is surging. All eyes are on a surging Elizabeth Warren new polling shows warrens economic message is resonating with voters. Just take a look at thousands, thousands of people who gathered in new york citys Washington Square park last night for warrens anticorruption speech her Campaign Says the president ial candidate drew a crowd of 20,000 people to her rally in new york city last night. The biggest crowd of her campaign so far. Warren bound to take a selfie with everyone who wanted one at the end. So that selfie line, for a crowd of 20,000, lasted for four hours. Wow seth she stood there and took selfies after her speech for four hours can you imagine trump doing that i mean, look at how much he sweats during his speeches [ laughter ] you know youre out of shape when talking is cardio [ laughter ] after four hours of selfies, he would just be a puddle with hair [ laughter ] a warren speech was not just [ applause ] was not just about showcasing enthusiasm or posing for selfies, it was about hitting home a crucial point, a distinction she has drawn with one of her main rivals, joe biden. Biden has basically said that once trump is gone things will go back to normal. Warren, on the other hand, has stressed that trump is both the product and the symbol of a broken system. Now when you see a government that works great for those with money and connections, and doesnt work for much of anyone else, thats corruption, plain and simple and we need to call it out for what it is. Okay so, lets start with the obvious. Donald trump is corruption in the flesh. Now as bad as things are, we have to recognize our problems didnt start with donald trump he made them worse, bu need to take a deep breath and recognize that a country that elects donald trump is already in serious trouble [ cheers and applause seth that is a very good point. It is like finding out your daughter is dating a deejay. Getting rid of the deejay is fine but you still have to go back and examine the way youve raised your daughter [ laughter ] what did we do . Also, could we go back to this donald trump is corruption in the flesh. Seth the only part of that i disagree with is the idea that trump has actual human flesh i mean, look at him. His actual face is indistinguishable from a halloween mask [ laughter ] anyway, the rest of the point still stands trump is a symbol and the product of years of elite failure and institutionalized corruption a system which trump has both benefited from and made worse. Even if you put aside the mountains of evidence in the 400page mueller report, and all of the obvious ways in which hes using the presidency to rich himself, this week trump threatened an illegal and Unconstitutional War with iran because saudi arabia pays us money. We would certainly help them. Theyve been a great ally. They spend 400 billion in our country over the last number of years. 400 billion thats a million and a half jobs and theyre not ones that unlike some countries where they want terms. They want terms and conditions they want to say, can we borrow the money at 0 for the next 400 years. No, no, saudi arabia pays cash seth wait, they paid you 400 billion in cash [ light laughter ] how is that even i think theyre scamming you, dude they gave me 400 billion bills. And you know theyre real because they had ivanka on them. [ laughter ] and, of course, as weve established on this show repeatedly, trump has all kinds of personal financial ties from saudi arabia from which he has personally profited both before and during his presidency. At one point he literally said straight up during the campaign that he likes saudi arabia because they give him money. I love the saudis many are in this building. Saudi arabia and i get along great with all of them they buy apartments from me. They spend 40 million, 50 million. Am i supposed to dislike them . I like them very much. Seth so, once again, that is the literal definition of a bribe. [ laughter ] and this is the problem with trump, he just confesses openly in plain sight, in front of the cameras, microphones on, so it doesnt feel like a confession but just imagine that exact same quote in a different context trumps in a Police Interrogation room with Lennie Briscoe and its hour six of the interview light swinging over his head, sweat pouring down his face and the cops are screaming, tell us what you know about the saudis trumps like, fine, they buy apartments from me, 40 million, 50 million. Am i supposed to dislike them . I like them very much. Oh, god, what i have said . [ laughter ] since then weve learned that trump has registered companies in saudi arabia and saudi officials and lobbyists have spent money at his hotels. In fact, this week we got yet another example of saudi arabia spending money at trumps personal properties when politico reported that a large group of saudi royals had stayed at trumps golf resort in scotland earlier this summer, according to a staffer, a group of saudi royals stayed at the resort for about a week, at the tail end of extended travel. Bringing a party of 25 people and more than 100 pieces of luggage. 100 pieces of luggage. You know, one bag for clothes, one bag for golf clubs and 98 bags stuffed with gold bars [ light laughter ] im just kidding they would never bring gold. Saudi arabia pays cash. [ laughter ] seth this is the kind of corruption that has been institutionalized in washington for years. It is just that trump came along and made it worse and more obvious. Its also blatantly illegal and unconstitutional, which is why more and more democrats are coming around to the idea that trump should be impeached. Yet, once again, the pundits and the establishment who predicted that warren had missed her moment are now handwringing about the possible political consequences of impeachment. Like this item from politico explaining the thinking of Democratic Leaders on impeachment. Try to follow along and see if any of this makes sense to you this political pickle has come up in conversations with several democratic sources over the last few days if House Democrats impeach President Donald Trump and he loses, they fear they could get blamed for a political hit job if they dont impeach him and he wins, they fear being blamed by the Democratic Base for not doing enough best Case Scenario, dems are left hoping they dont impeach him and trump loses on his own first of all, that is not the best Case Scenario the best Case Scenario is that trump sets his diet coke down on his computer and accidentally sends all texts with putin to the New York Times. Then he has to flee to mexico but he gets his pants stuck climbing over his newly built wall and he falls bareassed on the mexican side and that photograph is the only thing on cnn for, like, a year. [ cheers and applause that is the best Case Scenario second, the same pundits who speculated wildly about warren missing her moment are the same ones now insisting that impeaching a lawless, corrupt president could hurt democrats who knows what will happen in either case, but several things are clear. Trump has broken the law and violated the constitution and judging from his rallies hes got some very Serious Problems especially in the flesh. [ light laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with more late night, everybody. [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Volunteerism. Fundraising. Giving back. 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One of our writers, karen chee just turned 24 years old to give you an idea of how young that is, the same year i had my first drink karens parents had their first date [ laughter ] as a result, she has a much different frame of reference than a lot of us so we thought wed find out exactly what karen knows about the past in a segment called what does karen know . [ cheers and applause seth this is one of my favorite things to do. To talk to you and find out exactly what things that were culturally significant when i was young, you have no idea about. Yes seth so are you ready . Yeah, im excited seth for your first thing, do you know, karen, who that is . No. [ laughter ] is this seth based on the photo, who do you think it is okay, i think hes a singer seth yeah. And either two of his fingers are broken and theyve been splintered together. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] or hes like thats his n i dont really know whats going on seth he was a rapper named two broke fingers. Right [ laughter ] no youre joking. Seth no, im [ bleep ] with you. [ laughter ] this is vanilla ice. Does vanilla ice mean anything to you yes, but i actually wonder if its because it sounds like icet. Seth oh, okay. Theyre very different the vanilla being the main difference yes [ laughter ] seth but, like, some stop, like, and collaborate and listen [ laughter ] so this is ice and he was back with, like, a brandnew invention. And like something it was never clear would grab ahold of him tightly. Okay. [ laughter ] seth and then its hard to explain he would, like, flow, like, a harpoon. Daily and night like, he rocked the mic extremely yes. [ laughter ] seth like a vandal. And he would, like, light up the stage. Wow seth and wax a chump like a candle [ laughter and applause that is awesome, i mean seth yeah. Good for him. Seth his name was vanilla. Okay. Seth ice, ice, baby. [ laughter ] oh, i do know ice, ice, baby. [ laughter ] thats what you were talking seth all right, ready . Okay, yeah. Seth whats that oh, uh, i know what it does seth okay. Clearly, it holds, like, a cd seth um, clearly no . Is it now seth no, it clearly doesnt. [ laughter ] do you not even know the shape of a cd . It is just looks large enough seth what came before cd cassette tape cassette tape. Seth yeah. That is great. And those are for your ears seth yep [ laughter ] yeah. Seth you have done nothing impressive i feel like youre very proud of yourself you got this one and a half one and a half out of a possible ten points this is a walkman. Did you ever hear about that oh, yes i do know what a walkman is, yeah seth a walkman they were they were great they were really fun to run with because you would have them, like, maybe on your waist. Oh, got it. Seth and then because they were so heavy it would throw off your hips. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth you would have i imagine your pants would slide down seth yeah, your pants well, that was the thing in the 80s when people jogged, you just saw butts constantly [ light laughter ] what are these i mean, frogs seth yeah. I crushed it. [ laughter ] theyre frogs. Seth oh, wait, so you had frogs when you were growing up yeah. [ laughter ] seth these are these are commercial frogs for what product . Water [ laughter ] rocks . Seth rocks and water has almost never had their own commercials. These were the budweiser frogs does that mean anything to you no, but last time there was a budweiser dog. Seth yeah. Okay. Seth do you remember the name of the budweiser dog last time tom seth tom [ laughter ] im sorry seth for those of you who werent with us last time,