He means, could have been louder. [ light laughter ] despite saying this afternoon that they are, quote, very bad for our country, President Trump today denied that his attacks on minority congresswomen are racially motivated. Said trump, i am not now, and have never been, motivated. [ laughter and applause cnn has announced the candidate lineups for each night of the upcoming Second Democratic debate and when joe biden saw his competition, he said, nice nice nice aw, damn it [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, senator Elizabeth Warren is believed to be the most prepared of the democratic president ial candidates the poll was conducted by, oh, Elizabeth Warren wow. [ laughter ] wow, she is good former london mayor and probrexit leader Boris Johnson is expected to be named prime mini o week and im not saying its a bad sign, but this guy looks like someone took trump, and put him in a dickens novel [ laughter and applause he looks like trump went undercover in a foreign country maybe hes a different person. Boris johnson has made everything its very clear that the language that Boris Johnson used to describe peoples appearance has caused offense seth no, theyre the same person [ laughter ] washington, d. C. , this weekend honored the 50th anniversary of the apollo 11 moon mission by projecting a lifesized version of the rockets launch on the washingtons monument. And im sure if washington was here today, hed say, um, why is my monument a giant dong . [ laughter and applause what did lincoln get its just him . [ laughter ] police in utah recently burglary in progress, and instead found a turkey had broken through a window, which just proves, turkey burglars arent as good as regular burglars [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause all day, i knew that joke wasnt going to work. [ laughter ] kept saying, its not going to work. I kept saying it everybodys like, no, trust me, theyre gonna [ laughter ] lose their minds. [ laughter ] carry you out on their ou thousands of unidentified bones have been discovered in a crypt at the vatican critics are calling it, not the creepiest thing thats happened at the vatican. [ laughter ] all right. You dont give it up for the turkey burglars joke [ laughter ] youre going to get some hard truths [ laughter ] and finally, the fda is warning consumers against purchasing an overthecounter supplement called big penis usa because it contains undisclosed traces of prescription drugs coincidentally, big penis usa is also what they call the ford f150 in china [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight he is the senator from new jersey and a 2020 president ial candidate, cory booker is back tonight to talk to us [ cheers and applause his new show, what just happened . . with fred fred savage airs sundays on fox. Fred savage is back, everybody [ cheers and applause and we have music from kane brown so, its a great show tonight. Were so happy to have you all with us. Before we get to all of our guests, after lying and claiming he was unhappy with the racist chants he inspired last week, the president is back to attacking four democratic congresswomen of color for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth last week, after he incited a crowd at his rally to chant send her back about minnesota congresswoman ilhan omar, an american citizen and somali refugee, trump initially claimed to be unhappy about the chant he inspired, which was obviously bs its like if mr. Met started pumping up the crowd at a game, and then when they chanted, lets go mets, he said, whoa, whoa, whoa guys. [ light laughter ] that is uncalled for. [ light laughter ] donald trump is not known for disavowing racism. In fact, he wont disavow anyone who supports or praises it, because hes a raging narcissist he rails against communism, but if mao came back from the dead and endorsed him, trump would start wearing tunics the next day. [ laughter and applause weve been here before countless times. Like the time he repeatedly refused to disavow the support of former kkk leader david duke. And then later lied and said it was because he couldnt hear the question he says, im just talking about david duke and the ku klux klan here. And you said honestly, i dont know david duke. Let me tell you okay so let me tell you im sitting in a house in florida with a very bad earpiece that they gave mndld hardly hear what he was saying seth even when he lies, he sounds like an addled grandpa facetiming with his grandkids from a nursing home. Im here in this house in florida. [ laughter ] i cant hardly hear what youre saying my ear trumpet is on the fritz [ laughter and applause and then there was trumps reaction to charlottesville when he refused to condemn neo nazis and White Supremacists two days later, trumps advisors again had to wrangle him to issue a statement disavowing the White Supremacists, and it was against trumps wishes aides tried to convince the president he needed to clarify his remarks, but trump appeared to resist, repeatedly saying, i dont know about this, this doesnt feel right to me. And then after he gave the speech, trump told his aides, that was bigges[ bleep ] mistake ive made. Thats the worst speech ive ever given. [ light laughter ] wst eech ye dude, youve given speeches that technically dont even qualify as human speech. Theres another crucial election in north carolinas 9th you know, right . 10,000 known or suspested gang members. [ laughter ] god bless the united shashes [ laughter ] seth trump has repeatedly refused to disavow racism, because hes a racist. And the core of his world view is that citizenship for nonwhite people is conditional. If you dont praise him, youre not a legitimate citizen, which is why he cant stop mounting racist attacks on the four democratic congresswomen known as the squad, repeating those attacks in unhinged tweets on sunday and again today the president tweeting, i dont believe the four congresswomen are capable of loving our country they should apologize to america and israel for the horrible, hateful, things they have said they are destroying the Democratic Party, but are weak and insecure people who can never destroy our great nation. The squad is a very racist group of troublemakers who are young, inexperienced, and not very smart. Seth alright, first of all, youre calling them troublemakers . Are you trying to sound like a scooby doo villain [ laughter ] i mean, it would make sense, since your face looks like a halloween mask [ light laughter ] his presidency should end with the gang tying him up in an abandoned Amusement Park [ light laughter ] second, it never stops being amazing to me how much he projects on to other people. He called them weak, insecure, racist, inexperienced, and not very smart whats next . They cant even pronounce basic words. Thats why they hate the united shashes. [ laughter ] seth but while trump [ cheers and applause while trump was waging his racist attacks last week, we found out about yet another potential crime that almost certainly would have landed trump in a courtroom if he were not the president. First, lets just remember that right now one big reason trump hasnt been charged with a crime is the fact that Justice Department guidelines say a sitting president cannot be indicted, and thats not explicitly written in the constitution or anything it started with a memo thats more than 40yearsold we hahaa n named robert dixoh of justices office of Legal Counsel way back in 1973, whendt while sitting in office. Seth thats right. Trump cant be indicted because of a memo written in 1973. People ignore memos every day. We sent out 15 memos, but devons still microwaving fish in the break room. [ laughter ] those guidelines are part of why Robert Mueller didnt charge trump with obstruction of justice. In fact, mueller will testify on wednesday in congress where he will surely be asked point blank by democrats if trump would have been indicted had it not been for those guidelines, and today in the Oval Office Trump pretended like he wouldnt be paying that much attention to the hearings no, im not going to be watching probably. Maybe ill see a little bit of it im not going to be watching mueller, because you cant take all those bites out of the apple. He still ruled no collusion, no ago. This has been going on for 2 1 2 years. Seth no, i agree with you that this thing thats been going on for 2 1 2 years should have ended a long time ago also, no one believes you when you say youre not going to be watching all you do is watch tv if the mueller hearings werent on, youd be live tweeting days of our lives. Jessicas evil twin is back from the dead. Not nice. [ laughter ] and its not just mueller. Last week we also found out that the Justice Department guidelines might be why trump wasnt charged with a crime in the hush money schemes he orchestrated during the 2016 campaign to cover up affairs, which ultimately resulted in his personal fixer, Michael Cohen, going to jail last week, we found out that investigators said that trump was the one who was directly involved when a court unsealed documents detailing trumps communication with cohen to coordinate the illegal hush payments breaking news new documents released last hour promptina uncomfortable question for the white house. Did the president commit a crime . Today, a judge unsealed search warrant materials in connection to the Michael Cohen case and the effort to buy the silence of women who say they had affairs with the president the documents mentioned the president by name. According to the documents, then candidate donald trump, his former attorney, and former aide, hope hicks, may have discussed ways to stop adult film star Stormy Daniels from going public about an alleged affair with trump. According to an fbi special agent who wrote in the affidavit, a series of phone calls took place in october 2016 just before the election. A lead fbi investigating agent writes in the documents, based on the timing of these ce Text Messages and emails, i believe at least some of these communications concern the need to prevent clifford, a reference to Stormy Daniels, from going public, particularly in the wake of the access hollywood story. Seth the president was allegedly involved in the coverup of a crime in the last ekke in the top ten news stories last week. This is how he wears us down its like being in a zombie movie. Anybody can outrun one zombie. But when your citys with zombies youre like, [ bleep ] it, just eat me. I dont want to not be a zombi ill be a zombie, too. [ cheers and applause well all be zombies this is the core of trumpism he marries racism with corrupt plutocracy its not just his cabinet thats been riddled with scandal. Hes doled out tax cuts to the wealthy and corporations, slashed environmental regulations, and gutted consumer protections. And of course, hes been personally profiting off the presidency, himself. Washington post reports that lobbyists representing the saudi government paid for an estimated 500 rooms at President Trumps d. C. Hotel in the months after his election the total bill for those trips, more than 270,000 tmobile executives booked dozens of nights at the trump hotel last year once their merger needed Trump Administration approval. Nbc news has obtained documents showing that Trump International hotel billed the secret service 215,000 for the period between september 2016 and february 2018. President trumps golf habit has cost the American People some 102 million and counting seth so not only has the presidency allowed trump to commit indictable offenses with impunity, its also allowed him to personally profit off the presidency i wouldnt be surprised if he started selling off pieces of the oval office on craigslist. Good desk, made of wood, has light ketchup stains. [ laughter ] so trumps base gets to revel in his open racism while he plunders the government, and doles out favors and tax cuts to his rich buddies who knows if hell ever be held accountable for his crimes, but when it comes to the trump presidency, one thing is clear this thing should have ended a long time ago. Seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with senator cory booker, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. And whenever youre craving it. 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New heads tails [dog barks] [dog panting] [dogs barking] [dogs growling] [dogs whimpering] vo the subaru crosstrek. Dog tested. Dog approved. [dog barks] [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause also, very happy to have fred armisen back with us this week give it up for fred, everybody fred, obviously, i have known you for a very long time over 15 years. I know youd be a renaissance man, comedian, musician, writer. But one thing some people dont know about you is that you are, fair to say, an art connoisseur . Fred oh, absolutely, yes seth yes and you were saying backstage that you have an art historians knowledge about every painting ever painted fred every painting, yes [ laughter ] seth i would if you dont mind, if its not rude for me to do this, i would love to put it to the test. Fred sure. Seth okay. Because youre not just saying that to me to impress me this is a true thing [ laughter ] its time once again for fred armisen art aficionado. [ cheers and applause seth very, very excited about this, fred fred, this is mark rothkos 1961 master work, orange, red, yellow. Fred, tell us about this classic painting fred it was, you know, originally a mistake [ laughter ] it was, you know, the paintings at this time were i dont know if you know this about art, but these were commissioned by very, very wealthy families. You know, a lot of rich, rich families would commission these works. Seth okay. Fred and so this family were like, we need to commission some work. [ laughter ] and then so they were like seth see, i will say, i feel like an art historian would have more details than just this family [ laughter ] fred yeah, it was the kennington family and they were, like, we need to commission some work. They were like, great. So they looked up artists, and they found rothko. And they were like, he seems great. Seth and this is before the internet, so how do you look up an artist . [ laughter ] fred at the time, it was yellow pages and white pages seth okay, good. So they found mark rothko in the yellow pages [ laughter ] fred i think, yes, yes seth okay. Fred they searched him out, and they found him, and they were like, hi, how are you doing . You know, would you mind we need to commission some art. Can you do a fire engine . Hes like, when do you need it . [ laughter ] theyre like, were commissioning youre the artist, please, be free paint as you will. And hes like, how close up do you want me to do it . And theyre like, thats up to you. [ light laughter ] but they so this is the front bumper this is toward the front [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause theyre like, you know, in fairness, we did say go crazy, and seth yeah. But thank you very much. And that was the commission. Seth thats great. Thank you so much for that sure. Seth incredible art History Lesson give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause our first guest tonight is a United States senator from new jersey and a democratic candidate for president. Please welcome back to the show senator cory booker, everyone. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Im upset seth upset about you have me on the show with fred savage, for crying out loud seth why . I have beef with fred savage. Seth what is your beef with fred savage . I have this rare moment, i get to go to comiccon seth yeah. This is amazing for me, because seth this is out in san diego. I literally became a pac10 Football Player just to compensate for the fact that im a huge nerd. Seth gotcha, right just want to have some balance in my life and im walking through crowded comiccon, and somebody comes up to me, mr. Booker, fred savage would like you have to this. And i turn around and its a pair of sunglasses im like, who does this guy think he is . Hes literally giving me shade [ laughter ]be hthinks hes suca big star, ive never met the guy that i need sunglasses to view him. Seth wow and so, i look around i go, where is fred savage . He would like to see you and i tried to find him, but i couldnt connect with the guy. Seth wow so, i just see him as one of these stars seth how do you think i ive met him multiple times. Hes never given me anything [ laughter ] you should feel lucky that you were well, i thought we were going to have a moment backstage but he did not even seth he didnt even want to see you. So you did go to comiccon these are not the sunglasses he gave you, right . Those were not. Seth okay got it [ laughter ] those are virtual that is actually our taxpayer dollars. Seth okay. Thats nasa seth uhhuh. And they were showing people a Virtual Reality of what it would be like to be on mars. Seth okay. And i got very afraid that i might have a matt damon moment there. Seth yeah. It was so real, i thought maybe ill get left behind seth are there times as youve been running for president that youve thought, mars doesnt sound so bad . [ laughter ] theres been times metaphorically id like to send our president. Seth you this is a true story that you have. This says, the nerd gene is strong in you. Yes yeah [ laughter ] seth and i think thats one of the nice things [ cheers and applause yeah i am and i just want to say this, i had the privilege just this week of getting some Campaign Support from Leonard Nimoys widow, susan nimoy. So, its like for me seth thats very nice. These are the these are the have her on my team [ cheers and applause seth and i do think its important to note that i think even 10, 20 years ago, someone who was sort of out as a nerd would have no chance running for president in this country. I think everything has changed for the better insofar that fiction yes, yes. Seth this is now fully we are living the conclusion of the movie, revenge of the nerds, which is now seth yes [ laughter ] it is now very cool to be a nerd in fact, i try to hide the fact that i was an allamerican Football Player. Seth yeah. That does not get me anywhere seth nobody likes that anymore. Yeah. Nobody cares about that [ laughter ] seth but i do you were talking about fred savage showing you a little bit of shade. Were about i think about ten days out from the next round of yes, yes. Seth of democratic debates. One of the memeable moments yes seth from the first night of the debates, beto orourke, he started speaking spanish and you were caught on camera yes yes. Seth and that looks like [ laughter ] yes seth now i think yeah. Seth now i think i think the technical term there might be side eye. [ laughter ] yes, yes. Seth now i would imagine in the moment you were probably not aware that this was going to be one of the takeaways of the debate yeah. The coaching i got from my campaign team, these are really incredible professionals, was, dont do that again. [ laughter ] seth so we should not look for a return no, no, no, you will not see the return of the side eye unless ill be standing next to joe biden this time. Seth okay, gotcha. So it depends on what seth well that wasnt really fair, because i also feel like they must tell you you know, obviously, youre watching and you want to be respectful and you want to look at somebody and you did not know you were especially right next to joe biden. You might a two shot is easier than three shots. You got to be really careful youre two shots beyond me right now. [ laughter ] seth you talk about, in all seriousness, insofar as we talk about politeness, which will be an interesting thing in this Campaign Going forward, you talk about civic greats and you talk about courageous empathy can you speak a little bit to what you mean by those ideas and also the difficulty in expressing those, in practicing those at a time where the opponent will likely not be using those. Yeah, i mean, look, i was running on an iowa stage, and we were so psyched. Hundreanfof university. Es, duh donald trump in the face. And i stop in my tracks and i go, dude, thats a felony, man. [ and, you know, this donald trump is a guy who you understand he hurts you, and my testosterone sometimes makes me want to feel like punching him, which would be bad for this elderly out of shape man that he is if i did that [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause physically physically weak specimen a physically weak specimen but you see what im talking there . Even thats his tactics and you dont beat a bully like him fighting him on his tactics, on his terms, using his turf hes the body shamer hes the guy that shows tries to drag people in the gutter and i and this is a moral moment in america. And to me, what we need from our next leader especially after th us to the worst of who we are but call us the best of who we are. And we need to be as a party in this moral moment, we need not to talk about necessarily what were against, but what were for, and the best way of looking at this is just our history. The gardens of our democracy have never been free of the weeds of bigotry, hatred, a demagoguery. Every generation has had them. I literally had one of an elder friend of mine text me saying, listening to Donald Trumps rally last week, he was talking the words he was using reminded him of a George Wallace rally that he watched in black and white and now its in living color but how did we beat them before . First of all, dont mistake strength for to be strong, you need to be mean. We beat bull connor, for demagoguery with more. But these were incredible artists of activism that called to the moral imagination of a country, that called us to a greater a revival of that civic race that pulled black folks and white folks and more folks together that relegated that demagogue to the ash heap of history we will not beat donald trump by trying to be more like him but by showing that we are not like him. We are not weak morally. We are not weak mentally were a strong nation, and were a nation that unites [ cheers and applause seth it does seem like obviously, its going to be a difficult undertaking for whoever the nominee is to take back the white house it might even be more statistically difficult for the Democratic Party to take back the senate so lets say youre in the white us still running the senate where does where can you find any optimism to think that you can get something done as long as Mitch Mcconnell, who has been incredibly effective no matter what you think about him, effective in sort of having this republican platform that has been a wall thats been impossible to break through. So thats the distinction of my record. Look, i was the mayor of new jerseys largest city in the middle of a recession where people told me what we couldnt do and now from transforming our school system, to the biggest e people said couldnt be done i got to the senate, one of the things that drove me there was the fact that we have one of the say were the land of the free but we incarcerate 25 of the globes incarcerated people. And i went there to do something about it and i remember people in my own party telling me youre never going to get legislation like this passed through the United States senate, especially freeing people from prison at a time in the aftermath of Willie Horton where everybody is going to be afraid to do that. Well, with Mitch Mcconnell there, i led from the democratic side a bill that not only got passed but right now, last week, we saw thousands of people being released, the overwhelming majority of them being africanamericans. Seth this is the f the first step ever to people saying things cant get done and why i fight so hard in this election, i tell people, i know that the number one thing people want in my party is just to beat donald trump and im like, that is a floor, it is not the ceiling. We have to have bigger aspirations. If we make this election all about him, thats a small man, one office thats not what i want this election to just be about. We will beat him i will beat him. But weve got to make this more of a movement election to create new american majorities. And im not talking about democratic majorities. But the fact of the matter is we actually agree on more than we disagree the lines that divide us, theyre not as big as the ties that bind us and so, i think our generation now, and this election and this moral moment has to begin not to resign ourselves to fractured broken government but aspire to do what our ancestors did. We just came off a weekend where they created the new american majority to defy the limits of Human Potential and put a person on the moon. Its time for our generation to begin to reject divisive and ine people so that we in our generation can defy gravity as well and do the things that other people think are i know its got to be busy out there. Thank you seth best of luck in the next round of debates. Thats cory booker, everybody. Well be right back with fred savage. Fred savage [ cheers and applause hey, you wanna shoot me one . Steady the elbow. Oooh. Amateur. Someone show him how its done. Ahh boom shaka laka. Feisty. And take 25 off select adidas for the family ahh plus everyone gets kohls cash take 25 off adidas apparel. Save on adidas shoes. And adidas backpacks are just 41. 25. Plus free amazon returns now at all kohls stores kohls. Hvr. You either love it or you really love it. 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I dont wanna obscure those seth thats what the whole time hes telling that story, im looking into his peepers being like, what was freddy doing . Why would you want to deny yourself looking into those eyes seth yeah. So wait, is this just a madeup story . I i i look, things were said you know, comiccon, its a free for all out there. [ light laughter ] seth yeah, right you know. Seth everybodys trading sunglasses theres no rules. Yeah, theyre trading stuff. Theyre in costumes. Seth yeah. I thought that was cosplay. I didnt know that was cory booker. Seth oh, you thought that was someone dressed up as cory booker. That was like the second best cory booker id seen that weekend. [ laughter ] seth yeah. cause theres, like, captain americas and han solos and cory bookers. Yeah, yeah. Seth yeah. No, theres a lot of senators i mean, its a niche thing, you know seth yeah, right its a real niche thing seth speaking of i dont wanna say niche things, because its a Television Show that you want a ton of people to watch. But this is a very unique show you have right now yes, yes. What just happened . . seth what just happened . . the premise is unlike anything. Show explaining this its an aftershow for a show that doesnt exist seth right [ light laughter ] and so we wanted to do a talk show and we wanted to find an interesting way in, so we came up with this idea for a big highconcept drama called the flair that was based on a series of books called the moon is the sun at night. [ light laughter ] written by t. J. Whitford, very reclusive author who lives in a seth so this is all just a makebelieve backstory all makebelieve backstory. So the first two minutes of our show is the last two minutes of that weeks episode of the flair. And that always ends in some moment of, like, high drama or suspense and it minimizes in the corner of the screen and cuts to me on stage going, what just happened thats crazy and we talk about it and then we have celebrity guests on and we go out. We leave the stage and go do remote comedy pieces seth and you play a heightened version of fred savage. I play a heightened version of me which is like a heightened version of a person. Anyway [ light laughter ] seth so its like double heightened its a lot of me. Its a lot of this its a lot of this seth you your actual children and wife are on an episode. My, yeah, they play my family theres an episode where [ laughter ] seth they dont have a ton of range ive yeah you start with what you know, you know and then you go from there and they play my family. And my wife is upset that im spending too much time at work and not spending enough time with the family. So she comes up with her own show called what just happened while you were at what just happened . . seth oh wow. And she has a talk show at home and my kids are the house band and my son auggie, my 6yearold is on drums. Seth oh wow. Yeah a little armisen in the house. And so they catch me up on the things the events of the day that i missed while i was at work seth so heres a clip from the show where youre talking to Tiffany Haddish who is playing as a fan of the show no, Tiffany Haddish is herself, coming on to talk about her new movie, the kitchen, thats coming out. Seth okay, great lets take a look. And theres this big ground swell to have you come host the oscars is that something you would do i would totally do that if i had someone to do wike,oom, i d do it because thats a lot of responsibility yeah. I mean, its not easy think about it all i had to do to get here today was wash my ass and put on some makeup. Thats great. [ laughter ] seth you were very much encroaching on what i do for a living here. [ light laughter ] well, im stealing from the best, seth seth thank you, thank you. Im stealing from the best. Seth you got me. You won me over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. Seth you were talking we were talking earlier today, a lot of people dont know this, you have directed over 200 episodes of television yes, yes. Seth in your career and you when you were in college, you actually directed a short film so is that something that you knew in college, like, i want to be a director . I knew when i was a kid, like, when i was on the wonder years, i was interested in directing. So i would always look at the camera and talk to the directors and yeah. My freshman year in college, i took a film School Course and shot a short film called go fish. Seth uhhuh. It was a highstakes poker drama. Seth yeah. At the very end, he asks if you have any 8s. Seth oh. So its a twist you thought it was poker, but it was go fish. [ laughter ] seth well, see, i feel like i feel like i wouldnt have given and now i have a career as a director [ cheers and applause seth yeah. So, you know. [ light laughter ] thats a great note thats a great note. [ laughter ] seth you know what i mean . Yep seth like, the movie was called the sixth sense. It wasnt called, i see dead people. He dies at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] thats a great note. Thats a great note. Seth yeah, well, i mean, you know, again, you probably for the dvd or whatever im now just imagining the heights to which i could have soared had i gotten the name right 20 years ago seth yeah. Id be in a different position seth this is but the position youre in is so good. Maybe it would be eh, its working. Its all right i mean, but now i just think [ laughter ] seth yeah. So yeah i spoiled it seth its always gonna a gnaw in the back of your head. I spoiled it. Seth what about we were talking a little bit earlier today that your mother introduced your kids to the wonder years. Yes, yeah she shows it to them at home seth and do you are there other things you know, my kids arent old enough yet to watch, you know, the movies i remember liking as a kid oh, yeah. Seth are you finding thats fun to present it to them . Im assuming the Princess Bride, thats gotta be a huge Princess Bride but we do try and show them movies that we loved as kids, and theyre very eth eah. In this age of trying to raise, you know, very kind of socially aware, you know, morally responsible kids kids, were going to show you a movie, and theyre theyre like, oh, great, what misogynistic, racist movie are you going to show us today . [ laughter ] im like, what are you talking about . And we look at the movies and im like, oh these are problems. So, like, you know, we sat them down, like, oh, splash was a great movie. We loved splash. And theres just a lot of, like, in the first ten minutes, a lot of nudging and winking about this guy taking a girl who cant walk or talk up to his apartment. Seth yeah. You know, its like, okay. And im like, oh we gotta turn that off. [ laughter ] or we showed them big and were like, oh bigs great. And they said, but thats shes an adult and hes a kid, they shouldnt be together. And then you defend it and say horrible things. [ laughter ] and you say, like, but he was dressed like an adult. He was acting like an adult. How is she to know adult. He was dressed wrong. And im like, oh, these are terrible lessons. You know [ laughter ] its bad seth yeah. Its really bad [ cheers and applause know marvel movies and rick and morty. Seth yeah, there you go. Thats the old safe because that at least wears itself on its sleeve its not, you know, like, a heartwarming tale of growing up where they pass around a woman whos been passed out all night long which is sixteen candles. Very problematic seth very problematic. Very problematic. Seth this right here is a good thing for parents to be watching i hope theyre watching at home. [ laughter ] guys, its its its its its really its rough out there. Its rough watch them again with a new lens it all falls apart [ laughter ] seth i remember when my grandparents were like, we should watch birth of a nation. Im like, i dont think so. No, yeah. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs seth thats a deep cut thats a deep cut. Doesnt age well. Doesnt age well yeah, very problematic maybe is that how it will look back on, like, john hughes movies, being, like, i used to watch birth of a nation. seth yeah, i think maybe no, i think i think planes, trains and automobiles, is that all right . Well, its okay, but thennt your butt. Seth yeah. You know . [ light laughter ] you got to be oh, i wasnt trying to put a move on you. You had to say, like, its okay if he put a move on him if he really loves him. Seth yeah. You know, like, thats okay [ light laughter ] you can show affection thats all right seth if i have to have this conversation after each of these movies, i think im just going to be like, heres the netflix account, go crazy. [ light laughter ] its a real minefield or then, you try and watch movies where, like, lucas. Remember lucas i loved lucas. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. But now the kids are too smart. You know, i said, so, guys, you want to watch lucas . And my son says, oh, what, is it like some heartwarming coming of age tale where the kid in the end realizes hes special . And im like, yeah that okay, thats exactly it. So, youve seen lucas. [ laughter ] what now . I mean, its really, theyre very smart seth theyre very smart. Kids today are very smart. Yeah, yeah. Seth i know you had a birthday yes seth you were working, though i was working my family were on vacation i had to go to work to work on what just happened . . and nothings sadder to me than like, an Office Birthday where, like, everyone means well, you know, but theres, like, one streamer and, like, a cake and no one wants to say happy birthday to you seth yeah. And they come and its just it makes me really sad seth yeah. Makes me really sad no one wants to have their birthday at work they want to leave and go be with their friends and family. And so so, yeah but everyones heart was in the right place. Seth thats good did they sing . Try to sing happy birthday oh, they know i dont like it so it was a big festival seth oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. It was a big thing seth thats true when you get older, the gift is people do the thing that you would hate the most. Hate the most yeah, yeah, yeah so, so, i mean, they they they they were very nice, but it was it was sad seth well, thats why im very happy about this. Happy bir no, stop it, stop it fred savage, everybody what just happened . . with fred savage airs sunday nights on fox well be right back with music from kane brown. Happy birthday [ cheers and applause do you push through migraine . friend are you okay . jessica yeah, im great. avo imagine what you can do with more migrainefree days. avo when youre not fighting through possibilities. all women cheers oncemonthly emgality is used for the prevention of migraine in adults. It can help give you more migrainefree days. With emgality, about 60 of people had their migraine days cut in half or more. Dont use if allergic to emgality. Allergic reactions, like itching, rash, hives and trouble breathing, can occur even days after use. Get medical help right away if you have symptoms. 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