Leads the democratic primary race, despite the best efforts of this man. [ laughter ] the New York Times is reporting the former Vice President joe biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter for speeches unfortunately, hes already been caught on camera massaging it. [ light laughter ] the Trump Administration has announced starting in october, immigrants applying for a green card will be subject to a wealth test it will look Something Like this [ audience ohs ] according to fact checkers, President Trump has called someone good looking or great looking in speeches or tweets 35 times since he took office, and still, no ones said it back [ laughter ] youre very good looking. Thank you. [ laughter ] do you have anything youd like to add . Goodbye [ laughter ] officials at Hong Kong International airport suspended flights for the second day in a row after political protesters took over the terminal, and laguardia suspended flights after a rat was seen working at cinnabon [ laughter ] officials at a Wildlife Rehabilitation Center in arkansas have developed a specially designed wheelchair to help a baby raccoon learn to walk cool, cool, said People Without Health Insurance [ laughter ] and finally, a german man has raised over 700 on a go fund me page to help pay for his rehabilitation from a potentially lifethreatening erection said the man, with your help, i can beat this thing. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen we have a great show for you tonight hes a very funny comedian and actor who you can see in the new series, the righteous gemstones, premiering this sunday on hbo. Danny mcbride is back, everyone. [ cheers and applause you know her incredible work on hulus the handmaids tale and shes starring in the new film, angel of mine out later this month. Yvonne strahovski is here, everyone [ cheers and applause and shes a bestselling author, activist and shes a 2020 president ial candidate, Marianne Williamson is joining us tonight as well [ cheers and applause before we get to all that, President Trump was swept into office in part because of his supposed bluecollar appeal. For example, he promised that americas truckers would prosper under his administration so how are they doing after three years under trump . This is the check in. [ applause ] seth trucking is a huge american industry, worth over 700 billion and employing over 7 million americans, which is why trump pandered so hard during an event with Trucking Industry executives at the white house a few years ago when he donned an i love trucks button and then played inside of one. [ laughter ] [ honking tell me how to get out of this [ laughter ] seth nothing says im a real bluecollar guy like how do you get me down from a truck . This looks like a geriatric remake of smokey and the bandit. Wait for me, bandit snowmans gotta pee again. 104. And when trump later addressed trucking ceos and executives at the white house, even he had to admit that he was full of it through day and night and all kinds of weather, truckers course the arteries of our nations highways. You carry anything and everything, the food that stocks our shelves, the fuel that runs our cars, and the steel that builds our cities. You think i wrote that its not bad [ laughter ] save that. I want to save that paragraph. Seth no one thinks you wrote that [ laughter ] you read that like a kid reciting a poem in class two roads diverged in yellow wood. No one even thinks you wrote this also, what did you mean when you said i want to save that paragraph . When will you ever have any reason to use it again happy valentines day, melania. You carry anything and everything the food that stocks my shelves. Now, as trump waxed poetic about Truck Drivers and promised to put american truckers first, drivers said he hasnt delivered. In fact, the Trump Administration has actually made things worse for many truckers by enacting policies that hurt them financially take trumps tax law which he tried to sell as a huge tax break specifically for Truck Drivers. And when he touted the plan in front of hundreds of truckers and industry executives, it was the classic trump onetwo punch. Transparent pandering followed by incoherent thoughts i want to tell you, to the truckers in this room, which is a lot of people. Youre going to make more money, youre going to do better than ever before, more jobs, higher pay and lower taxes. This huge tax cut. [ booing ] two words. Huge and now rocket. Can you believe it i happened to say rocket. You know what were talking about, folks dont worry about it it will rocket fuel and it will be rocket fuel for our economy seth now that i believe you wrote. [ laughter ] it will be huge and then rocket fuel and it will be rocket fuel. So there you have it trump said truckers would pay less and make more money than ever thanks to his tax plan. So how did that go reporter do you feel like this administration is listening to you as truckers no, maam no, theyre not listening, not at all reporter they say some of their issues affect all americans like the republicanled tax bill. How many of you, by a show of hands, saw your taxes increase this year . They all went up yeah reporter one, two. This year they went up. Reporter one, two, all of you . So most of you saw your taxes increase the reason something called a per diem. In the past, truckers could deduct things like food and daily expenses from their taxable income now, with trumps new tax bill, they no longer can i have a young family at home and with our per diem, they took the per diem out, and that made an 8,000 difference 8,000 . What i personally paid. So what were you paying in taxes last year . Nothing seth amazing so while the tax plan lowered rates for Trucking Industry executives who make millions of dollars a year, it only made things worse for those actually doing the driving. In fact, because of trumps tax law, accountants have had to tell Truck Drivers that after years of being able to count on receiving tax refunds, that they in fact would owe thousands of dollars. As one smallfleet owner put it, they got screwed its so bad, a lot of them cant even afford clothing for the women on their mud flaps [ laughter ] and in this case, a lot of the people getting screwed voted for trump and they arent just worse off because of his tax law truckers are also hurting because of trumps trade wars and tariffs. Which, again, is a direct contradiction to what he had promised America First means putting american truckers first. When Companies Stay in america and move to america, its our wonderful workers who reap the rewards including our great truckers who will have more products to deliver and more contracts to fill. Thats the way it happens. Seth well, it turns out thats not the way it happens. In fact, the exact opposite is what ended up happening. Industry data shows the rates Trucking Companies charge are down nearly as much as 17 the reason in part, the president s trade war. With fewer goods like steel and electronics coming into u. S. Ports, fewer trucks are needed to move them these tariffs are having reallife consequences on states that rely on, for instance, trucking these states, many of them voted for President Trump. Some of americas biggest Trucking Companies are blaming the u. S. china trade war along with new tariffs for hurting their bottom line. Seth thats right. Because of trumps trade war, trucks have less to haul but trump would probably say, if you think about it, that means they can drive smaller trucks and then itll be easier to get down from them. Because theyre very high in the air. So trumps tax law and his trade wars have had a negative impact on truckers. In fact, one of the few policies trump enacted that Trucking Industry lobbyists actually pushed for is one that arguably puts everyone else on the road in danger. The Transportation Department is moving to relax federal regulations on the number of hours that truckers can be behind the wheel Highway Safety advocates say contemplated changes would weaken the regulations leading to driver fatigue making roads more dangerous they say truckers will put in even longer days at a time when they say driver fatigue is a serious problem. Seth for someone who loves trucks so much trump doesnt seem to care much about the condition of the person behind the wheel. Maybe he doesnt even realize there are drivers. I just assume the trucks go all day and then at night they turn back into giant robots and go to sleep. [ laughter ] so thanks to trumps policies, truckers are forced to work more for less pay in potentially harmful conditions and his ongoing trade wars could put thousands of Truck Drivers out of work entirely so the best we can hope for is that truckers return the favor in 2020. This has been the check in. [ cheers and applause well be right back with more late night, everybody [ cheers and applause own little world. Especially these days. dad i think its here. mom vo especially at this age. big sister where are we going . mom vo its a big, beautiful world out there. little sister woah. big sister wow. See that . mom vo sometimes you just need a little help seeing it. avo the threerow subaru ascent. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get zero percent during the subaru a lot to love event. Admiring jims bod. Sweet bachelor pad bod. Rockin that dad bod. Not too loose, not too tight. Hanes pouch fits just right. cause when youre comfy in your skin. Youll love the bod youre in. Every bod. Is happy in hanes. But one blows them allmany moisturizers. Out of the water. Hydro boost with hyaluronic acid to plump skin cells so it bounces back. Neutrogena® and try our hydrating makeup. [ scoffs ] if you say so. Im sorry . What teach here isnt telling you is that snapshot rewards safe drivers with discounts on Car Insurance. What . Or maybe he didnt know. [ chuckles ] im done with this class. Youre not even enrolled in this class. I know. Im supposed to be in ceramics. Do you know room 303. Oh. Thank you. Yeah. Good luck, everybody. Oh. Thank you. Yeah. Try dove go fresh. Something fresh . With the classic, crisp scent of cucumber green tea. 48 hour protection. And signature freshness. Now available in new deodorant wipes. Keep it fresh so you can stay connected boosalmost anywhere. Uper reliable,super fast network, like up here at lookout point. But theres more. Switch now and get 4 free phones for your family. Hashtag first date he aint family yet. But theres more. You also get 4 lines for just 100 a month with unlimited gigs so you can stay close to your loved ones. Cut your hair, hippie. Switch to boost mobile and get 4 free lg stylo™ 5 phones, 4 lines for 100 a month with unlimited gigs, all on our super reliable, super fast nationwide network. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back to the show, everybody. Climate change is one of the biggest issues facing our country today. Yet, people still deny its existence. Well we here at late night think that seeing is believing, which is why we have developed, at a great cost, a Virtual Reality environment that simulates the dangers of extreme weather. And here to walk us through it is our resident meteorologist, chip friedland, everyone [ cheers and applause hey thanks for joining me, seth. Seth wow, this is really cool, man. Hey, lets take a look at our First Virtual environment. Seth all right oh, wow. Wow. This is amazing. Yeah. So this is a beautiful picturesque town that, unfortunately, lies in the floodplain so, what would happen during a storm surge . Seth oh, wow yeah. An average hurricane can produce a storm surge of one to three feet, but the storms weve seen lately can bring a surge between six to ten feet. Seth wow, that is terrifying yeah. Oh, my god, my house [ laughter ] seth and im sorry, chip, who is that . We animate people into our simulations to make them as realistic as possible. [ light laughter ] seth okay. Now, watch what happens when that storm surge rises seth oh, wow my car oh no [ laughter ] ive had that car since college i took sheila on our first date in that car. Seth wow, these are really, like, specific details [ laughter ] oh, sheila. The Longtime Love of my life and the one that got away i havent loved since. Seth im sorry, is there a reason he has such a thorough backstory . [ light laughter ] its Virtual Reality, seth. Seth okay. Anyway, lets take a look at another scenario seth great sounds exciting. All right here we are. A lush idyllic forest full of life unfortunately, all these trees and dry vegetation increase fire danger a simple spark like that can start an enormous and destructive forest fire. Seth wow, so a forest fire can start that quickly sadly, its true in an environment like this. Seth wow yeah. Oh, my god my house seth that sounds like the same guy from the flood. [ laughter ] its only a year after my old house washed away in a flood i bought this one specifically because it was above the floodplain seth okay. So its definitely the same guy. Im going to go in there and save my stuff. Who am i kidding im such a coward. [ laughter ] i guess thats why sheila left me [ laughter ] seth this all seems very sheila heavy ive never had the guts to protect whats mine. I should have gone on that trip to the catskills with her and her friends. Thats where she met that barista, bryan i pushed her away. And into his arms [ laughter ] seth we gave you a lot of money to build this simulation and i dont think its about Climate Change at all. It always is and always has been about Climate Change, seth. To illustrate that, lets go back in time to 79 a. D. In the city of pompeii. Just moments before the eruption of mt. Vesuvius. Seth interesting so youre saying pompeii was also an example of a climate disaster i mean oh, really im so glad to be going to my new home at the cape of mt. Vesuvius. Seth uhhuh. And just a year after i lost my two houses in a flood and a fire, respectively seth wait, two years, whats the timeline here . Natural disasters can strike at any time, seth. Seth yeah, but still, this is in the past and that whoa, wait, whats going on seth happened okay oh, my god seth yeah. My house [ dinging seth wait, he has a phone . [ laughter ] and according to instagram, sheila and bryan just moved in together and got a dog, so it must be pretty serious seth all right, chip i need you to admit this was a gigantic waste of time and money. The only thing were wasting are the planets precious resources in places like this. Seth oh, another one great. Uhhuh. A tropical paradise in the marquesas islands. Seth uhhuh. What would you expect to see on a Remote Island like this seth i got to be honest, im expecting to see that dude again, chip. Yeah, there he is. All right. Great. A day after a rough three and a quarter years. Seth three and a quarter, all right, look, you know what, at least im happy the guy got a happy ending pat, is that you . Seth oh, my god. Sheila . [ light laughter ] oh, my gosh. What are you doing here . Im on vacation its good to see you yeah. Definitely so how are things with bryan we split up, actually wow i had no idea. Im sorry. Its okay it was for the best. Oh. [ laughter ] you know, its funny, ive done a lot of thinking and i just wanted to say, i miss you. Hey, babe guy said the jet skis are ready. [ audience oohs oh, pat, this is tyler. This is pat the pat . Oh, man. Heard about those houses rough break, bro and you were in pompeii, too hey, whats the timeline there [ light laughter ] leave him alone, tyler. Sorry so you guys are dating. Actually, we just got engaged. Wow thats great congrats engaged. Thanks. Anyway, the guy said the jet skis are ready, so race you there, slowpoke. Youre such an ass[ bleep ] [ laughter ] see, seth, Climate Change ruined that mans life seth youre an ass[ bleep [ light laughter ] and at least it cant get any worse for that dude. Wait for it seth wait for what oh, come on. [ laughter ] whoa seth i really feel like you wasted our time today. Well i really feel like you sound like my ex, sheila seth oh, there it is [ laughter ] there it is seth well be right back with more late night. There it is. [ cheers and applause system and peace of mind come together at the Perfect Moment. Dont miss your Perfect Moment to experience our most advanced Safety Technology on a full line of vehicles. Now, at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Is here. Five days. Five deals. For fifteen dollars get a different deal every weekday til six pm like endless shrimp monday admirals feast tuesday fourcourse feast wednesday and more. Five days. Five deals. Fifteen dollars. See you before six. And this is a real person named mackenzie book. Hi, im mac book. So mac, which laptop lasts longer . Surface laptop lasts longer. Hmm, interesting. And which ones faster . This ones faster. Really . Amazing. Which one has a better touchscreen . The surface has a better touchscreen. Because it actually has a touchscreen. Oh, right. Macs dont have touchscreens. You should get a surface. Trust me, im mac book. Well, there you have it. Mac book says, get a surface. cheers, applause we hide hotel names. So you can score 4 star hotels at 2 star prices. cheers, applause hotwire hotwire. Com chicken cackles no wait ire hotwire. Com ugh, sorry its ok [laughs out of breath] oh you got a fast one there just cant get him to slow down this class will help with that we get it. You got it were petsmart wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. Doordash has the most restaurants across america. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. First order, 0 delivery fee. Delicious, delivered. He