[ cheers and applause jimmy aha that is so nice thank you welcome welcome, thank you very much please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause the best show, the place to be what a show tonight. Lets get to some news you guys, the race for 2 2020 is heating up i saw that today President Trump campaigned in iowa trump looked out over the cornfields and said, well, i cant believe that one day all these plants will become beautiful corn dogs. [ laughter and applause american grown but trumps actually a big fan of iowa. Mostly because the university of iowas hawkeye mascot looks just like him. [ laughter and applause but get this, while trump was in iowa, joe biden was also there at the same time very interesting usually when two guys over 70 go on the same trip, its a a movie starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman [ laughter and applause well, before he left for iowa, trump talked to reporters about his immigration deal with mexico nobody knows the details yet, but trump claimed he had the whole deal written on a piece of paper in his pocket [ light laughter ] but he wouldnt show it to anyone watch this this is real [ laughter ] thats the agreement that everybody says i dont have. Done, done its done. Its all done. [ laughter ] steve what jimmy we actually found out what was on that paper steve really jimmy yeah, here at the tonight show we find out those types of things. It says, do you want to make an agreement si or no. [ laughter and applause steve thats great jimmy did you guys see the nba finals last night . [ cheers and applause what a game. Unbelievable athletes. Golden state won it was very exciting to watch. I love watching the games, you know why drake. [ light laughter ] i like seeing drake is at every hes a big Toronto Raptors fan and hes very expressive he, like, yells. He gets in everyones he, like, hugs the coach and then he pushes the referee and stuff. I dont know what he does. But people love his facial expressions. For example, here he is at one of the games look at this yeah hes like, ah, im into it what . yeah well, we thought itd be fun to go into our audience tonight and see how well you guys can match some of drakes expressions. [ light laughter ] its time for faceoff drake edition. [ cheers and applause faceof drake editio faceoff jimmy now, heres how this works. First, were going to show you a photo of drake from the nba finals, and then well see how well you match his expression. Raise your hand if you want to play yeah, oh, wow, i love that [ cheers ] that is very yes, yes exactly right. Yes. How are you . I am very good. Jimmy yeah, youre pumped. Yes, im so glad to see you jimmy its so good to see you. You look good in person jimmy thank you so much, you too. [ light laughter ] so good in person jimmy you too. I appreciate it. Thank you. Got awkward real fast. [ laughter ] what is your name . Im jacob jimmy jacob, where you from im from minneapolis. [ scattered cheers ] but i live here in long island jimmy nice, good i like minneapolis too, yeah hot dish yeah, tater tot hot dish. Jimmy oh, i love it. Heres our first photo take a look at this. All right, now lets see how well you can match that. Hes kind of saying, like, are you for real . Oh, thats really good [ cheers and applause thats fantastic just for participating fantastic. Just for participating you can get your very own raptor head. Here you go. [ laughter ] you wanna try yeah, try it on. Yeah, not bad. [ cheers and applause thank you, buddy thank you for playing. Who else you wanna do it . Yeah here we go what is your name. Danny jimmy danny, here you go lets take a look at our next drake there it is, right there. Hes going, come on, come on. Lets see how well you can match it here. [ laughter ] yeah, perfect. I love that. [ cheers and applause thank you for playing. These are raptor hands keep you warm the whole show, and everyone knows that yeah, you did it perfectly congratulations, youre a winner, yeah [ cheers and applause who else come on. Yeah, just do it i know you didnt raise your hand but its almost better when you dont. What is your name, buddy uh, blake jimmy blake, are you guessing that or you just made that up . [ light laughter ] youre like its my last name jimmy you wont say your real name. Okay, gotchya. Okay, yeah is your first name drake its david. Jimmy oh, i was gonna say, if it was drake blake thats pretty cool. [ light laughter ] lets see our final drake expression take a look at this. Can you see that one right there . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Can you kind of give me some of that see your acting skills come on, blake [ laughter ] yeah, not bad. [ cheers and applause i like that. I like that. Heres your very own raptor feet and before you put them on, lets get all three of our winners down to the floor. Lets see if we can put together we can make we can do something with this. Come on. We got this. [ cheers and applause yes. We can do something with this. [ cheers and applause all right, follow me all right, blake put those things on and maybe just maybe lay on the floor. Blake, and then maybe put your legs through his there yeah, behind him, yeah put the legs through [ light laughter ] and then yeah, thats looking pretty good. All right, then we gotta widen them out, and then yeah, you know what to do. That is one scary raptor look at that [ cheers and applause oh, thats it, right there fantastic what a scary raptor. That was faceoff drake edition. Give it up for the tonight show raptor, right there. [ cheers and applause thank you. Almost like we planned it. Well done. Well done. Almost like we planned it. Security can take you out that way. Thank you very much. [ light laughter ] you can keep those, yeah, yeah, yeah you got it thats yours yeah, go for it. Give it up once again. [ cheers and applause thank you for that seemed like we planned it guys, heres some Business News walmart Just Announced that their employees are getting new vests. Yeah, but heres what happened walmart asked employees, what does everyone want . And they all said, a livable wage okay, vest it is. New vest it is everyone gets a new vest. [ laughter and applause and finally, you guys, listen to this. I read that mike tyson wants to build a marijuana resort with a music stage and a lazy river where you can smoke weed anywhere in the park [ light laughter ] or as thats also known six flags. [ laughter ] guys we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, roots. Thank you, everybody fun show tonight our Pal Selena Gomez returning to the show. Steve oh, my jimmy we love selena gomez its gonna be fun. We got a lot of fun surprises as well. But first, guys, you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words well its also worth one meme. Ill show you what im talking about. Its time for this week in memes. Here we go [ cheers and applause this week in meme this week in memes yeah jimmy first up, take a look at this photo of Pete Buttigieg [ light laughter ] his meme says, when the two friends you just introduced are flirting. Oh, hey. [ laughter and applause heres a photo of Elizabeth Warren her meme is called, when mom has two wine spritzers and puts on bruno mars. [ laughter and applause next is a photo of President Trump. His meme is called, when the kid on your delta flight keeps kicking the back of your chair. [ laughter and applause next is a photo of queen elizabeth. [ light laughter ] [ audience oohs her meme says, when you stole a bunch of candy from the gas station and got away with it. Its like [ laughter and applause heres a photo of kevin jonas. Steve oh jimmy his meme says, when the benihana chef asks, who wants to catch the shrimp. [ laughter and applause heres a photo of joe biden. His meme says, when you still dont know your new coworkers name, so you give them a hey buddy. [ laughter and applause ] next is a photo of this guy. [ light laughter ] his meme says, when you at a spa and spot the massage therapist eating cucumbers out of the water pitcher. Steve oh [ laughter and applause jimmy and finally, heres a photo of some squirrels. Their meme says, when you a a squirrel just trying to get that nut. There you go [ laughter and applause they were chipmunks. That was this week in memes. 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All right, lets do it, yeah jimmy ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the host of hot ones, sean evans, right there [ cheers and applause thank you thank you for being here im a fan. Please, thank you for this, and please take it easy on us. All right well, thank you so much for having me. Were doing hot ones live here but dont worry, theres no reason to be nervous if it gets too spicy for you, you can always hit the milk. But, jimmy, i noticed, wheres your glass no cup jimmy oh, yeah no, i dont well, i do have a cup but since its the tonight show, i dont we dont mess around here so can someone bring out my cup of milk . Wheres his cup jimmy yeah, this is, uh [ cheers and applause that is the actually stanley cup, right there that is the actual that is the real deal stanley cup. Thank you, stanley [ light laughter ] and it is filled with milk filled with milk . Jimmy that was supposed to be filled with water okay, good but its filled with milk just in case we need it but, youre saying you dont really need it is that what youre saying well, were doing an abbreviated version of the show, and were going to start kind of mild with los calientes. But im going to be honest with you guys, its a very steep ramp up. We very rapidly get to the last dab of hot sauce, more than 400 times hotter than a jalapeno [ audience ohs ] [ cheers ] so with that in mind, are you ready to dig in . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, okay so we just go with this one . This one, right no i think youre at the end of the paddle and then well all that looks way hotter, though jimmy you have pieces of pepper and stuff hanging in there. Ive seen the show, you should eat the whole thing . If youre down to commit. Jimmy oh, yeah im down these are good. Okay, mild. Jimmy thats good. You can handle spicy you can do that . Its not bad. All right, jimmy, my first question is for you, because as i understand it, a few years ago, you did a segment called cooler heads with james franco and there was this gag where they were supposed to take a a bucket of fake buffalo sauce and dump it over your head but because of a production mix up it ended up being real hot sauce . Jimmy yes. Very real. Really . [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh, it was unbelievable i dont know that person is no longer working at the show. [ laughter ] he dumped real buffalo wing sauce all over my head and we finished the thing, and im like, that was great and then i just started feeling a tingling on my face and on my back, it went down the back of my shirt and my whole face was kind of scarred from cayenne pepper. And i took a shower in milk. Its always a professional liability when you are working with extremely hot sauce i know that better than anyone are you guys ready to move on here to the wiltshire chilli farm sauce, featuring trinidad scorpion for many years, the hottest pepper in the world. [ light laughter ] oh, great jimmy trinidad scorpion. Okay, thats something thats something there [ light laughter ] im feeling something. I feel something its actually not bad jimmy really selenas rocking it [ laughter ] jimmy really make some noise for selena. [ cheers and applause jimmy really youre not freaking out . Uhuh jimmy my tongue something is happening [ laughter ] all right, selena, this question is for you. From eating pizza crust and fried pickles, your food preferences very much bear the mark of somebody who does not apologize for what she likes so with that in mind, can you explain the enduring allure of dining out at hooters . Well, initially it was to [ laughter ] jimmy you can just get right to the end of the story. Okay. Jimmy woohoo [ laughter ] [ barking oh, god trinidad scorpion. Are you serious . Initially it was because my dad wanted to hit on hot girls [ laughter ] but then, i just i dont know i enjoy the fried pickles, the shrimp, the butter jimmy uh, yeah, thats good its good [ laughter ] jimmy great menu great menu could not have said it better myself. All right. Oh, no. Jimmy right . Are you feeling this i think i am now. Jimmy now youre feeling it well, for people who watch hot ones, this is the moment theyve been waiting for this next wing is da bomb, beyond insanity. It is a ride [ light laughter ] wha jimmy selena, youre awesome, cheers. Cheers. [ light laughter ] sizing it up. [ cheers and applause jimmy youre crying. Youre crying. Oh, my god what the hell [ laughter ] so this sauce is just all about survival right now were just trying to survive this segment on our show we have a recurring segment called explain that gram, where we have our guests explain their instagram pictures [ coughing ] so can we put it up . Do you remember this selfie, and what the heck is in your teeth . I dont remember anything right now. [ laughter ] jimmy you were what was it . This is horrible. Jimmy ah what was in it gum . Do i have to finish all of this no disrespect, right [ talking over each other it was gum [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Okay i think it was gum or lipstick or something oh, my god from four years ago, what a a memory what a memory. All right, you probably wonder why im shaking up this bottle this is the last dab we call it the last dab because its tradition to put a little extra on the last wing [ audience ohs ] you dont have to if you dont want to. Jimmy oh, my god [ cheers and applause my nose is running [ cheers and applause i got you. Oh, god. Ooh [ audience ohs ] all right bottoms up [ cheers and applause all right, you guys have had i hate it so many iconic moments on the tonight show together. But now its time to put another chapter in the history books. Well do a name that impression game jimmy, all you have to do is ad lib three impressions. Selena, all you have to do is try to guess the impression. [ laughter ] jimmy ahh. Ugh, i just want to say who im doing. My gosh. Geez, like, sandy, i swear to god, i cant believe this. I cant even do an impression. Its killing me. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] just say John TravoltaJohn TravoltaJohn Travolta jimmy haha, heehee [ laughter ] youre crying, just please just say peewee herman how is that peewee herman . Jimmy look at you crying just one more. Why do you do this to people [ laughter ] were stuck here together jimmy youre evil, man youre a sick, evil man and how are you not crying you havent eaten your wings oh, my gosh. Last one i havent even touched it yet. Oh, my gosh. Hey, hey [ speaking gibberish ] theres nothing in that. [ speaking gibberish ] what are you doing . Adam sandler. Jimmy thank you, say adam sandler just say adam sandler. Adam sandler [ cheers and applause oh, my gosh. Does that even help . Can you just do the outro for me i cant even talk. Yes dont go anywhere, the tonight show will be right back with more selena gomez. Dont go anywhere. [ cheers and applause low battery sound. Do you want a charge . Yeah battery charging. Thank you so much. Battery charging. This is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. Get more of the brands you love and quality you want, and save every time. Its not shopping, its maximizing. Maxx life at t. J. Maxx. Ooohhhh somebody burned down my she shed. 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[label tearing] [bottle opens] yay [aahhh] [label tearing] [bottle opens] [aahhh] [label tearing] [bottle opens] [aahhh] [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is a a multiplatinum recording artist, and a talented actress who you can see alongside bill murray and adam driver in the new movie, the dead dont die, which is in theatres friday please welcome our pal, selena gomez [ cheers and applause jimmy first of all, im freaking out as well as you are, but dude, that was the best scene ever. No one saw cause we i wish i had a camera. Mmm jimmy look at you yeah, that was really fun [ laughter ] jimmy youre so mad at me. I want to im like throwing up in my dressing room. Im never doing anything with you again. Ji