Jimmy okay, how many times do they clap in the friends theme song . Oh, five. Jimmy oh. No, its actually four. [ laughter ] what . No. Jimmy yeah. Its five. Ive heard it like a thousand times. Jimmy yeah, well, no. Its actually four. Its five. Jimmy its four. [ laughter ] its five. So no one told you life was gonna be this way [ clapping ] jimmy no. No one told you life was gonna be this way [ clapping ] its five. [ clapping ] gonna be this way [ clapping ] gonna be this way [ clapping ] be this way [ clapping ] its five. [ clapping ] jimmy four. [ clapping ] [ scream ] [ audience ohs ] you know what . It is four. [ laughter ] jimmy told you. Yeah. Jimmy see you out there. Alright, see you out there man. [ laughter ] it was four, all these years. [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests matt leblanc, nikki brie bella comedian jo firestone, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1002. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Thank you for being here. Happy friday everybody. Lets get to some news. I heard that President Trump is planning to have his second meeting with north Korean Leader kim jongun next month. But so far no date has been announced. Which means right now melania is like, please be valentines day. Please be valentines day. [ laughter ] come on. [ cheers and applause ] come on. Do me one favor. Thats right. Trump is having another summit with kim jongun. Apparently their goal for the summit is to finally figure out what to do with their hands. [ laughter ] [ applause ] some more news. I saw that the plans for the tower President Trump wanted to build in moscow were leaked. And it was going to have a a luxury spa named after ivanka trump, which expected to attract way more customers than the hair salon named after donald. Which is very [ laughter and applause ] you heard that the way he does his hair, he has two dyson hand driers. Steve does he really . Jimmy yeah, and he just goes [ laughter ] guys, listen to this. A new poll found that california senator Kamala Harris is currently leading the 2020 democratic field. Yeah, you can tell that Bernie Sanders is nervous cause he was just spotted pouring vodka in his applesauce. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you guys hear about this . After just one week, former white house official Anthony Scaramucci has left celebrity big brother. [ audience awws ] can we see a picture of him from the show . Its real. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy looks like mafia grimace. [ laughter ] [ applause ] looks like he stole a suit from the old steve harvey. [ laughter ] looks like the guy at a murder misery party who definitely did it. You know [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats what he looks like to me. Bizarre. More tv news, i heard that cbs is refusing to air an ad that calls for legalizing weed during the super bowl. Instead theyre just going to air one of those Matthew Mcconaughey ads that makes you feel like youre high. [ laughter ] [ applause ] im gonna turn left here. Then im gonna go, all right, all right. No, dont do that. Come on, you [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy thatll do. All right, all right. We love him. Speaking of the super bowl, i read that the stadium in atlanta thats hosting has a a chickfila in the stadium. But its closed on super bowl sunday. [ laughter ] what are they doing . Thats like if the girl scouts decided to stop selling cookies on 4 20. You know what im saying . [ laughter ] you have to be its bad for business. [ applause ] its bad business. Get this. A billionaire just bought a a 238 million penthouse overlooking central park. Its the most anyone has ever paid for a home in u. S. But since its new york, hes still going to live with three roommates. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally you guys, a recent study found that todays students think they can learn more from youtube than they do from their textbooks. You believe that . Steve really . Jimmy yeah. It sounds odd. But you can actually learn a a lot of the same lessons youd find in a textbook on youtube. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, if youre studying mechanical engineering, a textbook will tell you that modern aviation is safer than its ever been. On youtube, theyll just show you this. [ buzzing ] jimmy look out for junior. Oh no. [ laughter ] watch out for junior [ cheers and applause ] dont just stand there, and watch him go. If youre studying communications, a textbook will tell you, when appearing on camera always remember to remain calm and collected. But youtube will just show you this. So if youre going to practice [ screaming ] [ laughter ] what is that . [ screaming ] jimmy and finally, if youre studying physics, a a textbook will tell you, do not underestimate the power of gravity. But youtube will just show you this. Lakim and his nice [ bleep ] shoes about to jump in this [ bleep ] puddle. I do it for the kids. [ splash ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] weve got a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have another great show tonight. He stars in the very funny sitcom, man with a plan, matt leblanc is here steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the one and only steve come on. Jimmy plus, from the show total bellas on e , wwe superstars nikki and brie bella are stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we have stand up from one of our pals, jo firestone steve yeah. Jimmy is here to close out the show. [ cheers and applause ] steve love her. Jimmy thats the album cover. Steve its called the hits. Jimmy her eyes were closed. [ light laughter ] but its alright. Still thats the one. They took one shot. And they had to go with it. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i love her. I love her. Guys, last month we did a a segment on the show where we asked people on the street to try and sing along to some of last years biggest songs. But we only asked people who had never heard the songs before. Right . So, it was a lot of fun. But there was one guy who really stood out. And we liked him so much that we actually reached out to him to see if he could come back. And he said yes. His name is greg veazy. And last night, our writer, arthur joined him backstage and asked him to sing along to some of this weeks top songs on spotify. Keep in mind, hes never heard these songs before. Its time for a new segment we call veazy listening. Check it out. Veazy listening thanks jimmy. Im here with the one and only greg veazy. Hey, greg. Thanks arthur. Im going to play the top songs on spotify this week. Im going to ask you to sing along to them the best you can, whether or not youve heard them before. This is wow by post malone. Post malone. Yeah. Okay. Now, do you thats a group. Thats a person. Said she tired of lil money need a big boy pull a twenty inch blade like im lil troy [ singing gibberish ] [ laughter ] g wagon g wagon g wagon g wagon all the housewives pulling up g wagon g wagon g wagon [ singing gibberish ] [ laughter ] this is going bad by meek mill featuring drake. Drake . Yeah, drake. Have you heard of drake . Drake, ive heard of. Just a little ten piece for her just to blow it in the mall doesnt mean that we involved [ singing gibberish ] [ laughter ] foreign running on diesel dog playing with my name that is lethal dog running and the diesel dog playing with my name thats illegal dog [ laughter ] the number two song on spotify this week. Okay. Sunflower by post malone. This guys busy. Yeah. Post malone and swae lee. Calling it quits now baby im a wreck crash at my place baby youre a wreck calling it jink jomp baby im a wreck thinking im a better baby no get [ laughter ] ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [ laughter ] this is a brand new song by ariana grande. Okay. 7 rings. Rather be tied up with calls and not strings write my owns checks like i write what i sing rather be fed up with calls then not strings [ singing gibberish ] [ laughter ] i totally mean this as a a complement. But when you sing, sometimes it sounds like youre singing in reverse. [ laughter ] [ singing gibberish ] make big deposits my glass is popping you like my hair gee thanks just bought it make nice deposits my clothes is popping [ singing gibberish ] yeah, i think at one point you said geeyanks. [ laughter ] geeyanks. That was something that was something that you said. Its a new word. Write it down. I like it i want it i got it thank you so much for doing this with us. [ cheers and applause ] well, thanks for having me. And thanks for listening to veazy listening. Geeyanks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic. Steve wow. Jimmy my thanks to greg veazy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] geeyank. Stick around. Well be right back with thank you notes everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] oh oh oh oh oh its taking over theres no escape you better get moving ready or not its about to go down here it comes now get ready oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh get ready moving ready or not get ready oh oh oh oh oh hey and stack the savings. With an extra 20 off save on mens dress shirts just 19. 99. Nike shoes for the family. And samsonite luggage. Plus take 10 off your 50 or more mens style event purchase. Plus get kohls cash right now. At kohls. We all care about amazing taste. Thats why weve been making the best mayonnaise for over 100 years. Best foods. Were on the side of food. Morhave discoeir irish roo. Community which means your smiling eyes, might be irish too. Order ancestrydna, and find the surprises in you. Just 59 through march 18th. Get your kit today. We make technology we dthat moves peoplers. This is the 2019 nissan rogue featuring tech like propilot assist it helps keep you centered in your lane and in control this is how nissan intelligent mobility is reinventing driving for everyone. Now the most exciting tech you own is in your driveway get the 2019 nissan rogue 0 apr financing for 60 months and 500 nmac cash back [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back everybody. Today is friday, thats usually when i catch up with personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox and return some emails. And of course i send out thank you notes. And i was just running a bit behind today. [ cheers and applause ] i thought if you wouldnt mind id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] steve i didnt get the casual friday memo. Wow. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, sidewalk salt, for being margarita salt that finally quit partying and got a job. Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, throw pillows, for being the decorative soap of my living room. I paid way too much for you. And we both know youre never getting used. [ laughter and applause ] too small. Yeah. Get them out of the chair. Jimmy wont rest my head on you. Steve get out of here. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, Ariana Grandes new single 7 rings. Or as tom brady put it, soon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know im right. Thank you, distressed shirts, for being perfect for people who want to pay 40 to look like they fell off a bike. [ laughter and applause ] looks painful. Yet stylish. Steve stylish yet painful. Jimmy thank you, kfcs gravyscented candle, for being a great way to tell my friends, im going through a weird time. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, guy who rents shoes at the bowling alley, for convincing me that one short spray is all i need between me and the 500 sweaty feet that came before. [ laughter and applause ] what is that . Steve purple water. Yeah, purple water. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, hand painted wine glasses, for being the fastest way to tell your guests these have only ever been gently rinsed. [ laughter and applause ] you cant clean these. Thank you, disneyland, for opening your first ever brewery. Now park goers can stop feeling sleepy and grumpy and start feeling happy and dopey. [ laughter and applause ] there you are, right there. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with matt leblanc, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] pardon the interruption but this is big now with tmobile get the Samsung Galaxy s10e included with unlimited data for just 40 a month. This is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. When you get more you for your money, every time, its not shopping, its maximizing. Maxx life at t. J. Maxx and i wanted to ask you before i ask her may i have your permission to marry her . Youre marrying her and her whole world shop neil lane diamond engagement rings. At kay. Shop neil lane diamond enim dying. Ings. Oh. Were dying. If you can hear us honey, your father and i are dying. Im dying. Im dying. Im dying. Does anyone have a charger . Yeah, just down here. Sorry im dying. Im dying. And stack the savings. 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[ cheers and applause ] thats an entrance right there. Matt leblanc. Theres a lot to celebrate here, because man with a plan is back february 4th on cbs. Very funny show. Congrats on that. Thank you. Jimmy season three. Season three. Jimmy but also, friends was brought back to netflix. And that was a giant deal. [ cheers and applause ] you know what im talking about. People are riled up they were. Jimmy i think people we had enough yes. Jimmy dont you threaten dont threaten to take friends off my television. Its funny, i didnt know it was going off of netflix. Jimmy oh, really . [ laughter ] i read that in the paper, and i was like oh, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] jimmy youre like, this is fine with me. Yeah. Yeah, then it was like a big thing. No, we want it back. I was like, oh, great. [ laughter ] jimmy you said the show is almost bigger than it ever was or no . You know jimmy i used to watch it every time it was on tv or anything i always watch it. I love it. No, you dont. Jimmy i do. Its like, yeah, its like that and seinfeld, too. It feels like comfort food. It makes me laugh. I love you. Youre great. [ light laughter ] i have a hard time watching it these days. Jimmy no. Yeah, because it makes me feel like im 100 years old. [ laughter ] jimmy really . It went off the air like 15 years ago. It ended. 15 years ago it ended. Jimmy i know but it was such a crusher. It was so fun. It was fun. Jimmy it was so good. Boy, ill tell ya, we had a a good time. Jimmy you did have fun. [ laughter ] it was pretty fun. Jimmy did you know when you were auditioning for joey that you were going to get that part . You know, i went in bunch of times. Then it got down to, like, me and this other guy, this one other guy and me at the final callback. And so i go in there, and, you know, they give you, like, a a break down. Like, a little basic description of who the character is. This is like an italianamerican, struggling actor in new york. Jimmy yeah. So i go in for the final callback. And the other guy and i dont mean any disrespect to the guy, but hes, like, dressed as a cowboy. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. And i was like, well, one of us is way off base. [ laughter ] jimmy one of us is not getting this part. Im like didnt get the memo or you didnt get the memo. Jimmy one of us. One of us. Yeah. So. Jimmy well, thats pretty cool. And then, you know, luckily, knock wood, it went my way. Jimmy and the rest is history. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i always ask, do you ever take anything from the show as like a souvenir . Just like, you know what . Im just going to take this cause it means something. I took from the show, its funny, i took a [ bleep ] ton of cash. [ laughter ] sorry. Jimmy thank you, netflix. Yeah. No, you know what i have that was really cool . You know how in joey and chandlers apartment we had the foosball table. I have the actual ball from the table. The foosball. I mean its i have it in my toolbox somewhere. [ laughter ] why its in my toolbox i dont know. Jimmy wow. But i ended up with the foosball. And the other thing i took was, you know the magna doodle that was on the back of the apartment door . It always had things written on it . Well there was so i clipped that at the end. And i couldnt fit the couch in my car, but [ laughter ] jimmy you tried. But the magna doodle was cool, because there was this one guy, paul, on the crew that he was the one that always drew whatever was on there. And he wasnt one of the writers, he was one of the electricians on the show. And he just happened to be the artist jimmy he surprised you . That kind of drew always something relevant to the story that week on the thing. So i stole it and gave it to him. So hes got it. Jimmy no. [ audience aws ] good for you. Thats awesome. Yeah. Jimmy thats great. [ cheers and applause ] could have sold it for a lot more, but jimmy do you like coming back to new york . I mean, i know you moved here. Youre from boston, but do you yeah, i started my career i started here. This is where i studied. Its nice to come back to new york. Jimmy cause you i heard some story where your mom was like, oh, dont please dont move to new york. cause it was rough. Struggling actor and my first apartment in new york was pretty it was about as big as your desk. Jimmy yeah. Exactly. [ laughter ] and you shared it with five people, yeah. No, i was alone, but the toilet and the shower were down the hall that you shared with like jimmy yes. Like questionable people [ laughter ] who were also hard on their luck. And i remember my mom i had been living in this place for, like, i dont know, about six months. And my mother, you know, came out to visit me to check on me. And she stayed in this little room with me. Jimmy just cried. [ laughter ] shes like oh, matthew, please come home. [ laughter ] jimmy please, please. Please. Jimmy please god, get him a job. Please, get him a job. Please come home. Jimmy but you did pretty well then, right . You got a job . Yeah, my first i was here one week and i got my first, like, commercial. Jimmy do you remember what it was . Yeah, it was a Public Service announcement for the constitution. [ laughter ] jimmy why . What is that . Yeah. Okay. I go, what am i doing . Its a good thing. Its a union job. Jimmy what, to remind people that there is a a constitution . [ laughter ] i guess so. Yeah. Maybe we should do another one. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ laughter and applause ] i dont know. Oh, my god. Jimmy was it a big part or no . Um jimmy you know what . Ill let the audience judge, cause we actually have the commercial. Oh, come on. [ laughter ] jimmy heres matt leblanc in his first acting job. Its a psa for the u. S. Constitution. Take a look at this. Can i have your attention . Raise your right hand and repeat after me. I i do solemnly swear jimmy i do remember that. [ cheers and applause ] you do . Jimmy yeah, i remember that. And apparently i had curly hair. Jimmy yeah. You sure that was you . I think. I got paid for it. [ laughter ] but the funny thing about that was, so i think it was a a s. A. G. , the Screen Actors Gild union job, so day rate was like, i think 300. Jimmy not bad. Yeah. Thats what i said. So i was like, right one. 300 bucks. I worked for like four hours. Awesome. Jimmy yeah. Then the manager that i had said, thats great. Now you can join the union. I was like, okay. She goes, thats 800. [ laughter ] what do you mean thats 800 . I got a job, and im 500 in the hole . [ laughter ] jimmy how does this work . I dont like this career. Jimmy you got to change the constitution. Yeah. [ laughter ] something. Come on. Its good, good. You need to be in the union. Why . Jimmy exactly. No, i wasnt in the union. Nobody was mean to me. It was fun. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Well, here you are now. Man with a plan, super funny by the way. Well, thank you. Jimmy well done on the writers job as well. It was a lot of fun. We had a good group. And your buddy is on it with us, kevin nealon. Jimmy Kevin Nealons one of the funniest human beings ive ever met. And handsome. [ whistles ] jimmy yeah, he is a good lookin dude. [ laughter ] ill tell you that guy is so hard to work with, because i cannot keep a straight face. He just cracks me up. Jimmy hes one of the funniest people ive ever met. Everything, anything he does makes me laugh. Jimmy what is the if people havent seen the show, can you set it up . And whats happening this season . Okay, so man with a plan is about a guy played by me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all ready were in. Thats about it. Jimmy thats about it. Thats perfect. Yeah, no. So hes a guy who hes a a husband. Hes a father. Hes a son. So theres three generations on the show. And hes a bit old school. And his dad thinks hes not old school enough. And his wife thinks he should be more modern. And hes, you know, struggling to keep everybody happy in this sort of new age world of parenting where nobody gets the belt anymore. Jimmy no. You know what i mean . And hes like, kind of tried all he has to go by is his experience growing up with his dad who was, you know, in vietnam. And hes tough and this and that. But this season on the show, we decided to start working together, my wife and i, and flipping houses. So not only are we married and live together and raise our kids together, but now we are working together. Jimmy working together. Oh, wow. Turns out thats a lot of time together. [ laughter ] jimmy one too many things together, yeah. A couple too many things together. Jimmy exactly. So theres a lot of funny things that happen as a result of that. And the lowell character, he gets divorced. So he becomes more involved in our family because we feel bad for him. And also Kevin Nealons character, his wife is now a a regular this year on the show. So we see a lot more of her, which is great because it helps unlock his character. You know, its funny. Its a story about a family and hopefully people can relate to what were doing. It was fun. Jimmy they definitely can. And you guys have great chemistry on the show. The whole cast. Its fun. Jimmy its well done. Yeah, we got a good group. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres matt leblanc in man with a plan. Take a look at this. I brought you with me just in case andis right and lowells all emotional. Youre like a funny thing for him to look at. [ laughter ] this is it. All right. Lets do this, you and me together, brother. [ knock at door ] adam . Howd you find me . We came to make sure you were all right. Who is we . Me and what . [ laughter ] ill be in the car. Youve got this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy matt leblanc, everybody. The new season of man with a a plan premiers february 4th at 8 30 p. M. On cbs. Well be right back with nikki and brie bella. 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You can catch them on total bellas which airs sunday nights at 9 00 p. M. On e ladies and gentlemen, please welcome nikki and brie bella. [ cheers and applause ] trying to rob my seat. Yeah. Jimmy that doesnt matter. You can sit here. Or you can switch up if you want to. Jeez, nicole. Your shoulder pads will block me. Why do you always have to sit closer . So you have to sit over there. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Please. How is the baby, by the way . Last time you were here you talked about her. She was talking for the first time. Yes, she was saying, wow. So now jimmy wow, yeah. Shes saying bye. Its so cute. But its like slang which is like because thats how we get off the phone with each other, were always like, byeee. So we were leaving the pediatricians and she turned around and shes like, byeee. [ laughter ] i was like oh, my gosh. Jimmy almost like two words at once. Like, byeee . Yeah. Byeee. Yeah, like, three ys at the end. Jimmy oh, no way, little hand . But her hand goes up, too. Even when i lay her down for a nap, she looks at me and goes, byeee. Jimmy aw, come on. [ laughter ] its so cute. I told brian, i go, should i tell her the right way to say bye . And hes like, ohh. And im like, absolutely not. Jimmy dont stop her from doing that. No, right . So keep byeee. Yeah. Jimmy shes so cute in the show and i love her. Even when, like just her little face is so cute. Its so cute. She actually has changed my nickname. So they all call me coco, but she calls me dodo. Yeah. [ laughter ] she cant say coco. And im like, brie, i think we need to change that one. Brie goes, no. I love it. So now i went from coco to dodo. Shes dodo. [ laughter ] jimmy growing up with you guys, did you always because now youre business partners, youre sisters, youre on the show together, you wrestle together yeah. Jimmy have you always had each others back . Did you always get each others back . Always. Actually, no. Jimmy what . I have always had your back. Okay, im going to tell you why she hasnt. So there is this situation. [ laughter ] wow. I know, i talk to my therapist about this all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy really . I bet it gets juicy. Great, i want to hear. Yeah, we go back to first grade. I was dressed like a clown because there was a play we were doing, and it was rehearsals. And let me tell you, when you are in first grade, rehearsals are serious. It was like this big school play. So it was, like, i dont know, probably kindergarten all the way to eighth grade, which felt like to college. So we were doing it and i went to the teacher and said, i have to use the restroom really bad. And she goes, rehearsals are almost done. So no, she told me, no. Im in first grade. Jimmy yeah. So i went back in my clown outfit, wig, everything, and i peed my pants. She started peeing on the stage. Literally, everyone started running off the stage. So i started running and i see the saddest clown standing like this and just peeing. [ laughter ] and i said thats not my sister, which i knew it was my sister. [ laughter ] and i ran and i left her on the stage. Jimmy you totally sold her out. I sold her out. So when you say, had she always had my back . Jimmy wow she was a peeing clown. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a peeing clown. I was little red riding hood. Jimmy oh, my god. [ laughter ] i asked to go to the restroom. Jimmy that is definitely therapyworthy. That is definitely therapy. Right . Jimmy yeah. I still talk about it. I mean, the whole school freaked. I mean, i felt bad for her when we got home. But, you know what, she gave the whole school head lice. I actually feel bad for her. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] dude, what is like, she did. I was the first one who itched and admitted. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. And that sounded really bad. I swear it was lice. Jimmy oh, my gosh. But, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. But guess what, they checked the whole school. We all went home with head lice. Jimmy okay. Oh, i cant believe she everyone blamed me for that. [ talking over each other ] you all sat there with itching heads. I was first one to be like, this dont feel right. [ laughter ] im out. Jimmy this is why it makes a good show. Right . Jimmy this is why i watch total bellas. Anything else. Jimmy because its this, the whole time, is fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. And this was all first grade. Jimmy in the family, yeah. I watched the First Episode of this season, and ive got to say, its so good, but its a a tough episode. I felt bad for you, pal. Yeah. Right . Jimmy yeah, i love you. Thank you. Thank you. That was sweet. Jimmy yeah, of course. [ laughter ] i care about you. I know you are going through a a tough thing. Its been a tough break up. Its been tough. But i actually, im, like, doing so amazing. And thats what, like, what you see more on this season, its this, like, freedom nikki and this new nikki. And i know people will say that im like blah. But its, like, actually like, just i dont know. Jimmy but i mean she thinks im having a mid life crisis, but, like, i like to drive ferraris and go fast and, you know, smoke cigars. I dont think theres anything better actually that was one day and then i woke up with a sore throat. I was like, never again. Its nice to see her more free and, like, moving on. It is good. But, you know, like, you do see tough times but thats why you have a sister to help you, like, put on dates, put her on dates. Yeah, shes the worst. Put her out there. Jimmy but i heard your mom is setting you up, too. My mom this is what new york city does to you. So she went bar hopping with my brother and sister. Decided to make laps for me while i was working for the evolution match, and invited a a guy to dinner, to family dinner and set me up on a blind date. Oh, poor you, it was a a brazilian model. [ laughter ] it could have been way worse. Jimmy yeah, thats actually not bad. I dont care if it was elmo from times square, you guys literally brought [ laughter ] that actually would have been amazing. Actually, i might have liked that. Jimmy would you ever date elmo from times square elmo would be fantastic. I dont know. We always drive by and theres, like, eight of them and it freaks us out. Im like im like, who do you pick . Jimmy theyre a gang. And their face. You see their face. Jimmy theyre a gang that goes around times square. [ laughter ] i feel like birdie would be traumatized. Jimmy hurry up, come on, give me five dollars. Yeah. Jimmy take a picture with elmo. Lets go. [ laughter ] im like jimmy tickle me. [ laughter ] i dont do that on the first date. Jimmy yeah, dont do that. Yeah, first date you dont do that. No tickle. Jimmy but you actually did start dating on the show . I did. I dont want to say playing the field, because im not like that. But, like, im having fun, like, going on dates with a a bunch of people. Like, some that i know. Jimmy you know something. Im married. So i get to, like, see this, how uncomfortable and awkward she is. And i love it cause okay, so its im never going to be like this for the rest of my life. [ laughter ] jimmy and then making you laugh, oh, my god. It is embarrassing to watch yourself back on dates. Its, like, the first one, i literally was so buzzed. And im like peter from the bachelorette, by the way. [ audience oohs ] she, like, loves using the bachelor. I do. But i dont get it. Shes obsessed. I was like, did he give you a rose . And shes like, stop. Im like, okay. [ laughter ] she used all the jokes. I do it all the time. Jimmy i love that. But i was, like, so buzzed. My lips were purple because i drank way too much wine. And i watched it back and i was embarrassed for her. I was like, woah, thats how you are on dates . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. But she hasnt dated in a a while. I know. Exactly. Its weird. I feel like i need a teacher. Exactly. Eww. I feel like im married and i know more. Jimmy oh, my god. Because you watch the bachelor . Yeah. Jimmy exactly. Theres always ten hannahs on the bachelor. Yeah. Jimmy theres, like, hannah c. Oh. Yeah, it is. [ laughter ] jimmy she thinks shes having a big problem with hannah b. [ laughter ] now, hannah d. Didnt really like her. Its like, oh, my gosh. And everyone is an entrepreneur. Oh, yeah. Jimmy they cant say theyre, like, yeah. Jimmy no, they cant say what they do. Yeah. Their profession of peeing clown. Yes. [ laughter ] yeah, girl. I was on there. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres a sneak peek at nikkis date from this sundays episode of total bellas. Get ready, take a look. Learn something. Today im meeting artem for lunch. And artem was my dancing with the stars pro. The last time i saw artem i was in a relationship for so long so im just, i dont know, really excited to see him today. Hey. Thank you. How are you . I havent seen you in ages. How you been . And you look good. I love that button down shirt, that necklace. A lots happened since, gosh, since ive seen you last. Which has been, like, a long time. Yeah, its been a while. Jimmy oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] right . Can i go hide . She doesnt know whether to smile, like, big or bigger. Jimmy nikki and brie bella, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] check out total bellas sunday nights at 9 00 p. M. On e . Well be right back with standup from jo firestone. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest was a a writer here on the the tonight show. And her album jo firestone the hits is available on Comedy Central records. Please welcome the very funny, jo firestone. [ cheers and applause ] hello. Hi guys. Have you seen any movies . [ light laughter ] any movies . [ laughter ] any of them . Have you guys seen any movies . Audience yeah. Yeah. Which ones . Audience aquaman. Aquaman. Okay. Okay, im looking for a a specific movie. [ laughter ] im looking for mamma mia 2. [ laughter ] has anyone seen it . [ cheers and applause ] oh, good. Im so the women, good. [ laughter ] its a wonderful film. Ill get to the jokes in a a second. I just want to make sure everybody sees this movie. [ laughter ] its a great film. If you dont know the premise, basically they take all the abba songs that didnt quite fit into mamma mia 1 [ light laughter ] and they sweep them up into a a little dustpan and blow them onto a greek island. And they really make greece look like its doing all right. [ laughter ] its wonderful. Cher is in it. Shes so good. I mean, how great is cher . [ cheers and applause ] you know, shes so great. Shes in a lot of group scenes. But theyre all single shots. So its possible they let her shoot it from home. [ laughter ] yeah, i guess i should say kind of close to the top, i do have a very specific voice. A lot of people say it sounds like im about to cry. [ laughter ] but i want to let you know im not about to cry, im actually about to laugh. [ laughter ] its nice you guys are all out here. Is are you guys night people . [ cheers and applause ] got some night people. You can always tell the night people. cause they are like, what are we doing after this . [ laughter ] its like, can you imagine . Sounds so terrible. The reward for going here is you get to go home. [ laughter ] and i thought i was maybe a a morning person cause how much i hate the night. But then i got a job. And it turns out im not supposed to wake up. [ laughter ] and i was kind of bummed. Because i was like, maybe i dont have a time. You know . But i recently found my time. I am the hour before lunch person. [ laughter ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. Maybe you guys are as well. Yeah, its when im really excited. Im really curious, you know. Because lunch can be anything. [ laughter ] you know like tariq, can i ask you what you had for lunch today . Tariq yeah, onions. [ light laughter ] what is that . What . [ laughter ] tariq onions, its a i guess its a vegetable. [ light laughter ] lunch can be anything. [ laughter ] you know . I get so excited by the possibilities. But, you know, im always going to get soup. [ light laughter ] and soup sucks. [ laughter ] its either too hot or its just wet. [ laughter ] you take the first bite of soup, you better like it. cause thats all the rest of the bites. [ laughter ] you know, if you get a a different bite in there, somethings messed up with the soup. That joke was for the soup haters. This next one is much more universal. Here we go. You know the situation. You know what im talking about. You know what im saying. You what im talking about. You know, youre at home. Everybody knows it. You know what im talking about . Youre at home. You know what i mean . And youre sitting down. You know what im talking about, when youre sitting down and youre at home. You know what i mean . And youre opening up your russian nesting dolls. [ laughter ] you know what i mean . And theyre getting smaller and smaller. You know what im saying . And you ever get to the tiniest one and you think, hey, this should be edible. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its a little crunchy. Something, no big deal. You go to your friends house. Youre like, did you eat yours . Oh, yes. [ laughter ] you . Yeah, yeah. I have a problem with Online Shopping. And i worry that my Online Shopping habits will kind of start going into real store behavior. Ill just start breaking into stores at 1 00 a. M. , putting nine things in a cart and leaving. [ laughter ] but i really like Online Shopping because the reviews. I think theyre really helpful. And they are also pretty indicative of the political climate. [ laughter ] you know, i was on the ll bean website recently. And you know ll bean is where coats go to church. [ laughter ] and i was reading this scathing review this woman left about a a coat. It was horrible. She was like, the wind sneaks up the back. [ laughter ] the zipper never works. And the material is loud. One star. And i cant help but wonder if she had written the same review when obama was president , it would have just been like, coats not great. But it gives me hope for a a better coat. [ laughter and applause ] all right. Thats my time. Thank you very much. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jo firestone for more, go to jofirestone. Com. My thanks to matt leblanc, nikki and brie bella. [ cheers and applause ] jo firestone, once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there from philadelphia. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Bye bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight james spader, star of broadways king lear, actress glenda jackson, cooking with the host of its alive goin places, brad leone, featuring the 8g band with jeff friedl. [ chee and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear, everybody. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump today participated in a reception for black history mo