tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- whoppi goldberg, nikki and brie bella, magician joshua jay, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 949 orange county. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! oh, appreciate it. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. you're here. you made it. happy friday, everybody. guys, the midterm elections are coming up. and i saw that by election day, president trump will have spoken at over 30 rallies in 5 weeks. the media says that's a lot of time to spend away from the white house, or as white house staffers put it, "shut up. [ laughter and applause ] let him play." yeah, i read that trump is planning to hold 10 more rallies before november 6th. if he gets tired they're just going to put a wig on an air horn and hope nobody notices. [ laughter and applause ] [ air horn sounds ] i saw that trump actually scheduled a rally in florida on halloween. they're giving out tickets by saying it's a live performances of "the great pumpkin." [ laughter and applause ] but the midterms are just 11 days away. yeah, 11 days, or as trump calls that, just one scaramucci. [ laughter and applause ] i read that democrats are hoping that their support for legal weed will help them at the polls. i don't know how confident you can feel when your strategy relies on stoners remembering to vote. [ laughter and applause ] it's like, is that -- is that tomorrow? november 29th, man, i'm there. [ laughter ] isn't that christmas? i heard utah might legalize marijuana. so, a state lawmaker went to nevada to "research weed." [ light laughter ] when asked what he learned, his staff said, "that was four days ago. he hasn't come back." [ light laughter ] i'll be right there on november 29th. as i mentioned, the midterms are coming up and americans are more divided than ever about who to vote for. so we thought, what if we could combine candidates to create one candidate that everyone can agree on? i'll show you what i mean. for example, if you combine missouri republican noga sachs with tennessee republican jody ball, they become -- ball sachs. [ laughter and applause ] next up, if you combine california green party candidate barry hermanson with michigan democrat debbie dingell, they become -- dingell barry. [ laughter ] everyone can relate to these. if you combine -- [ laughter ] if you combine illinois republican jaye debates and pennsylvania republican kurt masser, they become -- masser debates. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> steve: debates. >> jimmy: if you -- [ laughter ] now you're all playing along. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: here we go right now. finally, if you combine colorado republican peter yu -- >> steve: okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and maryland democrat bill frick, they become -- frick yu. [ laughter and applause ] i'm just saying, these are all candidates we can all agree on. >> steve: yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: we can all vote for and come together. listen to this, did you guys hear that the vatican just launched a new game for kids that's like pokemon go where you actually collect saints. [ light laughter ] when asked if it's as fun as pokemon go, kids were like, "no." [ laughter and applause ] but it turns out, that's not the only video game that the vatican made. they also released a special pope edition of super mario. check this thing out. [ video game music ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh. ♪ what? ♪ there's the smoke. we got a new pope. there it is. [ applause ] fantastic game. once can see the smoke, that means -- >> steve: yeah. there's white smoke, you have the new pope. >> jimmy: this is going viral, guys. someone took a video of two corgis working out on a a treadmill. did you see this? two corgi dogs are working out at a gym. but i'm not sure they were both putting in the same amount of effort. watch this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: as long as the fitbit is on that paw, it totally counts. [ laughter ] counts as a step. finally, you guys, the big sunday night football game is between the minnesota vikings and the new orleans saints. [ cheers and applause ] now at the end of the season, they give out the mvp award, but they also give out other awards, sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show superlatives ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: first up for the vikings is tyler conklin. he was voted "most likely to ask his barber for the genie from 'aladdin.'" [ laughter and applause ] next up for the vikings, we have brandon zylstra. he voted "most likely to have an adam's grapefruit." [ laughter and applause ] next up is saints quarterback drew brees. he was voted "most likely to be your dad's old college friend who's about to crash with you guys for eight months." [ laughter and applause ] "i remember when you were just the size of a beer can. now get me a beer can." next from new orleans, we have tre'quan smith. he was voted "most likely to end every staring contest with a soft kiss." [ laughter and applause ] next from minnesota, we have kevin mcdermott. he was voted "most likely to raise his hand right before the bell rings to remind the teacher they forgot to assign homework." [ laughter and applause ] "you also said something about a pop quiz?" [ light laughter ] next up from new orleans is max unger. he was voted "most likely to lean into a river and catch a a salmon using only his mouth." [ laughter ] wow. >> steve: wow. [ snarls ] >> jimmy: next up from the saints, we have ken crawley. he was voted "most likely to have just found out his air bnb is haunted." [ laughter ] and finally for the vikings is david morgan. he was voted "pre-malone." [ laughter ] there you go guys, those are you nfl superlatives. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. guys, be sure to tune in next week. it is going to be a giant week. benedict cumberbatch will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kiss will be here! >> steve: what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and mike dee and ad rock from beastie boys will be here. [ cheers and applause ] but first we have a fantastic show tonight. she is starring in a new movie with tiffany haddish called "nobody's fool." and, of course, she has her new line of holiday sweaters. whoopi goldberg is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to see some new sweaters. i love them. she has the best sweaters. plus, they are wwe superstars. nikki and brie bella are stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and he has a new magic show here in the city called "six impossible things." magician joshua jay is doing a a trick for us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be great! big show tonight. like i said, guys, the bella twins are on the show tonight. they have a big weekend coming up. this sunday is wwe evolution. this is the first-ever all-female pay per view event in wwe's history. [ cheers and applause ] we always -- we love having them on, but before tonight's show something spooky happened. it was -- well, here. take a look. [ knocking ] >> jimmy, we're ready for you. >> jimmy: cool. ♪ hello? higgins? where is everybody? quest? [ eerie music ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> both: hello, jimmy. [ laughter ] come and play with us. ♪ come and play with us, jimmy. ♪ >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] [ upbeat music ] ♪ >> yes! >> jimmy: booyah! watch me now. ooh. >> drink, drink, drink, drink! oh! woo! >> whoo! >> chug, chug, chug, chug. ♪ >> jimmy: whoo, whoo! all work and all play makes jimmy a happy boy. i am the best! i won! woo! woo! woo! [ ominous music ] we're just playing, right? we're just playing. it was a fun game, right? you can win. ♪ >> happy halloween, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to nikki and brie bella. we'll be right back with "thank you notes," everybody. come on back. 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[ cheers and applause ] so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i would just like to write my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i appreciate that. james, can i get some thank you note music, please? ♪ [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. >> steve: on fire! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, trick-or-treating, for proving that if there's one thing that will actually get me to go for a walk, it's the possibility of free food. [ laughter ] yeah, i'll do it. [ applause ] ♪ thank you, white house staffers john kelly and john bolton, for having a shouting match about immigration this week. and reminding us all exactly why we're not going home for thanksgiving this year. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, umpire gear, for making every umpire look like he just stole a bunch of frozen pizzas from a gas station food mart. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what's up? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, monogram towels, for letting your dinner guests know that the towels in your bathroom are, in fact, yours. [ laughter and applause ] these aren't my towels. >> steve: these aren't mine. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, movie theater popcorn, for being served exactly two ways -- no butter at all or all the butter. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, flu shots, for forcing me to choose which activity i like better, getting the flu or being stabbed. [ laughter and applause ] [ light laughter ] ♪ are you just laughing at the silence? >> steve: yeah. flu shots, you know. ♪ is this the last one or no? >> jimmy: what's that? [ laughter ] >> steve: is that the last thank you note? >> jimmy: no, you can see there's more than -- there's probably three more. >> steve: you're right. i wasn't paying attention. >> jimmy: you thought it was the last one? >> steve: i thought it was the last one, but now -- >> jimmy: now, you believe -- three there? >> steve: yeah, no. i see there's three piles. [ light laughter ] go for it. sorry. >> jimmy: apology accepted. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> steve: glad you took it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tip of the hat. >> steve: yeah, tip of the hat to you. >> jimmy: tip of the hat to you, yeah. >> steve: governor. [ laughter ] who are you going to thank? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: who are you going to thank? >> jimmy: i'm just thinking about who i'm going to write these -- this thank you note to. >> steve: you make them up as you go, right? >> jimmy: that's correct. >> steve: yeah. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, ordering fries for the table or as that's also known, pretending i'm not going to eat all the fries so i'm ordering them "for the table." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yeah! table of three? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, drawers at the bottom of the fridge, or as vegetables call you, coffins. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> steve: now is this the last one? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: is that the last one? >> jimmy: absolutely. what do you think? yeah, you saw it, right? >> steve: again, you're right. i'm not paying attention. [ light laughter ] i can clearly see that's the last one. >> jimmy: i'm wrong sometimes. i'm sorry. i apologize. >> steve: no, i apologize to you. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can hear -- >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: the microphone is right in front of you, yeah. >> steve: it's right here? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: oh, i'm sorry. yeah. [ laughter ] i'm ready for this last one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that mic is practical. is that mic on? >> steve: this one? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: hello? no. sometimes it is. this one is. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, out of office messages, for letting me know you'll definitely see my e-mail over your vacation but there's no chance in hell you're replying. [ laughter and applause ] there you guys have it. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with whoopi goldberg, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest has a a new holiday sweater line, which will be available next friday at zappos.com. also you can see her alongside tiffany haddish in the new tyler perry movie "nobody's fool," which in theaters november 2nd. please welcome whoopi goldberg, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoopi goldberg. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we love you. welcome back, please. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you always come bearing gifts and i love it so much. and you are the coolest. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what are these? >> they're from chips new york. >> jimmy: chips. >> which is a wonderful cookie joint. and they make sort of amazing cookies. they have a cookie that's kind of an apple pie groove with all kind of stuff. >> jimmy: i mean this is a a giant -- >> it's a giant cookie. >> jimmy: i've got to try one. >> you can bite a couple of them. and leave some for the boys. you know? ooh, look at that. ooh, yeah. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: alright here we go. >> that's how you want it to be. ♪ right. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> shall i ease -- >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> shall i ease them over. >> jimmy: i mean, you're the nicest. >> gentlemen. >> jimmy: roots. you always love fall -- they all love you. whoopi always shares with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> it's heaven. i'm right. you've got to admit. i'm right. >> jimmy: cool. let's bring one -- let's bring one to someone. who wants a cookie? [ cheers ] you? [ cheers and applause ] they already got one. >> they already -- >> jimmy: every single time. i love it. >> i'm glad. >> jimmy: thank you so much for that. >> i'm so glad. >> jimmy: we have so much to talk about. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to talk about "nobody's fool," the new tyler perry movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but, every year you come on and i love your holiday sweaters. >> yes. >> jimmy: now this one -- you're at zappos.com the last couple of years. this one, you have kids' sizes. >> i'm starting kids now. so, i thought about your kids and my great grandkid and so this little weird sweater -- they're fun. [ audience awws ] >> jimmy: are you kidding me? this is the cutest sweater. >> it is kind of cute, right? >> jimmy: i have to take this. >> and those are adult sweaters. that is, you know, hanukkah sweater. [ cheers and applause ] because for some reason, people forget a lot of the holidays come at the same time, you know. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> i want you to be able to have a sweater that works. >> jimmy: you've got to have a a fun sweater. >> got to have a fun sweater. that's right. >> jimmy: and dude, look at this cat. >> and that one lights up. >> turn it on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> there you go. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. that's right. so you can get that little -- that bark -- that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can we dim the lights a little bit? just so you can see the full effect of this guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is what it's all about. >> but then, comes that last day of the year and you're thinking, "how am i feeling?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> 2018 is going away, you know. and you start to move your hands. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no! come on! now you -- i thought you were going to ask me to do that. >> no, no. [ laughter ] i don't want to get you into any more trouble than you can get yourself in, okay? >> jimmy: i want to talk about "nobody's fool." you know i love you and i love you with tyler perry, who is great, and tiffany haddish. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who -- oh my gosh, we just love tiffany haddish so much. >> she's great fun. she's great fun. >> jimmy: she was on our show yesterday. and we love her so much. and we actually have a -- she was so excited that you were cast as her mom in this movie. >> right. >> jimmy: i don't know if you saw this but it's a really, like -- she did an interview and it was so emotional. she loves you so much. and i just wanted to see -- can i show that clip, if you don't mind? >> sure. >> jimmy: here is tiffany haddish talking about when she found out that tyler perry cast whoopi as her mother in "nobody's fool." take a look. >> since i was a little girl, i have always dreamed of whoopi goldberg being my mama. and then, like two weeks before we started filming, he tells me that whoopi goldberg is going to be my mama, then i start -- i was like -- hung up the phone with him and i instantly started crying and i instantly -- god, you been listening to me all these years. you go through so many things in life and you just -- you've be having these dreams that you just really want to come true. and some day you'll be like, man, this is never going to happen. [ crying ] my mama. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, how great is tiffany haddish? [ cheers and applause ] >> i know this dress. >> you know this dress? >> didn't i wear this dress? >> yes, you wore this dress. >> i wore this dress. it looks much better on you. but, the last time i wore this dress, shredder ate it. >> uh-huh. >> and you knitted it all back together. look how brilliant you are. >> well, i wore this dress because i want us to do "jumpin' jack flash 2." [ cheers and applause ] >> don't you want to do "sister act 3" first? >> no. we need to do "jumpin' jack flash 2." that's when i fell in love with you. >> okay. >> jimmy: then "sister act 3." >> then "sister act 3." >> and then "sister act 3." >> jimmy: and then you just keep doing more and more. >> and then we'll do "who framed roger rabbit 2." and you be the detective and i'll be the black jessica rabbit. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tiffany have a seat. please, tiffany. >> i'm just trying to wrap my mind around -- >> jimmy: were you surprised? >> yes, actually, i was. because as i was looking over, i thought, wait a minute. i feel something. because i always know when she's near. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. i always get a feeling she's nearby. >> this is how much i love her. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: isn't that fun? where you -- when you're on set, did you just immediately bond? when did you meet? did you -- before this? >> okay. okay, so, we came on "the view," right? >> i wasn't there. [ light laughter ] >> we came on a beautiful little girls trip and i threw a a temper tantrum because she was not there. i was like, "what do you mean? i don't want be out here if she's not here. she's my friend! my mama! i got to meet my mama!" >> so i get this text from people at the show going "tiffany just like slapped the [ bleep ]." i said, "didn't you tell her i wasn't there on friday?" they said "well, no. we didn't want her to cancel." i said, "well, you got what you deserved." [ laughter ] you got what you deserved. >> jimmy: so, but then you're -- now you're on set and you're in atlanta. what were you doing at tyler's thing? >> at tyler's studio. >> oh, baby. that, that -- >> jimmy: how is that? i heard about this. >> you know anybody who could send their plane for you, okay? let's start with that. and it's not like a plane. it's like a plane! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he has a plane. >> plane! >> jimmy: really. and has his own airport and everything. >> four, five, six sections. i'm telling you, it was crazy. and then you drive up and it says tyler perry studios welcomes, it says whoopi goldberg, and they're showing your clips as you arrive. >> jimmy: on, like, a big screen? >> on a big screen. >> jimmy: did you get the same welcome you did -- >> no. that big screen was off. [ laughter ] it wasn't even on. i got held at security. they checked my i.d. they took my fingerprint. i did blood. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you gave blood? >> they scanned my eyeball. they scanned my eyeballs. they took a footprint. [ laughter ] that's right. that's right. >> jimmy: a footprint of you. >> but you'll never have trouble again. [ laughter ] and now -- that's the only important part. >> jimmy: can you explain what the movie is about? because it's super funny. and it's -- you guys go for it, man. >> tiffany is one of my daughters and she's just gotten out of jail. >> jimmy: yep. fresh out of jail. >> and she's freshly out of jail. and her sister says, "look, i'm going to bring her over to your house." and i said, "no, you're not bringing her to me. she's staying with you." >> jimmy: but you -- you were saying, last time she was here -- >> she took all the copper out of the wires. in the house. >> because copper is valuable, guys. you know? >> jimmy: you've got to go to your house because you don't have copper at your house. >> no, you know. so, i have no copper at my house. and she's been in my house, taking my stuff. so, she just got out of jail or something like that. >> yeah and then my sister has dating issues. i figure out she's getting catfished and i handle that. >> jimmy: that's right. >> yes, she does. >> jimmy: and you -- yeah. >> because i love my sister. i ride or die for my family. >> jimmy: it gets a little extreme. i want to show a clip. here is the great whoopi goldberg and tiffany haddish in "nobody's fool." take a look at this. >> mama, i need a place to stay. janika put me out. >> you smoking weed? >> no. i have arthritis. >> is that hereditary? >> no. it's arthritis. why did she put you out. >> she mad at me because she got catfished. >> i guess you just got to call her. >> mama, i just told you. she put me out. >> that's so funny. this connection is so rickety. hello? >> what? mama, you're in the window. >> i can't hear you, baby. i can't hear -- >> mama. mama, stop playing. mama, don't play like that. mama, where am i stay? mama, where am i going to stay? mama? ma? mama? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it. that is how you do it. >> that's the same -- from "jumpin jack flash." >> yeah, you know. >> jimmy: whoopi goldberg, tiffany haddish, everybody. "nobody's fool" is in theaters november 2nd. we'll be right back with nikki and brie bella. come on back, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] yeah. you can also catch them on "total divas" wednesday nights on e! ladies and gentlemen, please welcome nikki and brie bella. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. >> together: hello, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: welcome. >> how scary? >> jimmy: welcome back to the -- it was scary. >> yeah, we could be really creepy. >> jimmy: no. no, you were not -- but i want to talk about this event because this is the biggest -- it's a giant thing. it's the first. >> it's huge. >> jimmy: i mean, "evolution." what's it feel like to be part of this? >> oh, my gosh. >> wow! >> it's -- i mean, it's so amazing. you work so hard to get to this moment. and, like, brie and i have been with the company for 12 years with wwe. and sometimes, you don't even know if you're going to be a a part of these moments, but you just want to work hard to get women to these moments. >> right. >> and the fact that i'm going to be there, and competing against ronda rousey and having my twin sister next to me, i mean, it's a dream come true. it really is. >> it's kind of one of those feelings that it's like the impossible became possible and women at wwe never thought this day would come. and the fact that it's here, it's just a huge honor. it makes us all emotional and -- >> yeah! >> right? >> jimmy: that's awesome. [ cheers and applause ] if you think about -- >> body slams for everyone tonight. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: everyone gets body slams tonight, yeah. i mean, i have two little girls. but i just think it's going to be great for them to grow up, watching this and knowing this. and they'll just always remember that that's always a a part of their life. >> yes. >> jimmy: they didn't know that there was none of the -- you know, no evolution. >> right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it's a big deal. i mean, this is like -- this is the championship against rhonda rousey. rhonda rousey -- she's a tough cookie, man. >> oh, my goodness. i've been doing, like, training like no other, like training like an olympic athlete >> jimmy: you're really going for it this time. >> and it hurts. oh, i'm going for it. >> yeah. >> i mean, i've had to change up my whole routine. i mean, i'm in there with this legitimate fighter, and who is also a judo specialist, has been to olympics. and i'm just like, okay, i didn't even know how to get out of arm bars, for one. because i don't want to break my arm. >> jimmy: that's right. no, the arm bar. that's a thing. >> the arm bar. you've been put in the arm bar. >> jimmy: she put -- did it to me on the show once and i almost started crying. >> so. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i wasn't acting, that was like yeah. >> and i don't like to tap, so -- >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> but i've seen you on a bad day. i think you can handle her. >> jimmy: really? some people -- >> what does that mean? >> you know. >> jimmy: but ronda's been -- she's undefeated, right? she's 24 and 0. >> yeah. and i mean, i've had 600 matches. i might have had 245 losses but, you know, yeah, we'll give her the 21 and 0 or 24 and 0. >> yeah, but after this sunday, i think it will be 24 and one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- can we talk about "total divas," because we talk about total bellas with -- >> yeah. oh. >> jimmy: one of my favs. what's happening with "total divas" this year? >> well, did anyone see miami last night? >> jimmy: i mean -- >> you just can't go to miami. i mean -- well, i mean, you can go to miami. >> jimmy: for -- >> you just can't remember it. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> you say that about vegas but i'm like, i don't know. i think miami is worse. i don't even know. >> yeah. because you get the sunshine. oh, you get the sunshine. >> jimmy: it's been getting amped up in miami. >> right. >> but then, we get very spiritual towards the end of this season and all go to lake tahoe, which it's beautiful. have anyone ever been to lake tahoe? have you been to lake tahoe? >> jimmy: never. [ cheers and applause ] >> right, it's amazing. it's gorgeous. the water is just magical. i end up writing poetry. and -- >> everyone else -- >> it was like a kumbaya moment. >> we're all crying. we're like lighting fires in a a good way, controlled environment. [ laughter ] >> i mean -- it's. but like what happened to us girls? >> jimmy: isn't that amazing? what happened to us? >> yeah. we don't want to fight anymore. we want to sing. >> jimmy: but sunday, it's going down. >> oh yeah, now we want to fight! >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] now look, nikki, on sunday night, you're competing for the raw women's championship at "wwe evolution." tonight, though, there's another championship belt going up for grabs. >> what? >> jimmy: yeah, look at this right here. this is "the tonight show" thumb wrestling championship belt. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, matches my dress. >> i better win. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here is the deal. how do you feel about facing off in a thumb wrestling match? [ laughter ] >> oh, i'm down. i'm ready. >> jimmy: here's how it works. the official "tonight show" thumb wrestling ring here. okay, i will be the referee. i'll have the belt. >> nice. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. come around, i want a fair fight. okay, just -- i think you actually -- yeah, you grab it from there. >> like this? >> okay, don't cheat -- >> look, i'm already injured. >> so you'll have to -- oh my gosh. >> jimmy: you're injured. don't cheat already. guys, ready? >> go like this first, right? >> jimmy: yeah, i'll do the one, two, three, four. ♪ one, two, three, four, i declare a thumb war! go! [ cheers and applause ] one. one, two, three! oh, the winner! [ cheers and applause ] [ bell ] nikki bella, nikki bella! wait. i have this little belt right here. goes right on your little thumb right there. >> oh, does it go that way? >> jimmy: yeah, perfect. there you go. look, isn't that nice right there? [ cheers and applause ] nikki and brie bella, everybody. "wwe evolution" takes place sunday night live on the wwe network. magician joshua jay joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here. >> all right. >> jimmy: i love magic and i love illusions. i love -- so i don't know what's going to happen tonight. >> no, you don't. >> jimmy: okay, no. [ laughter ] >> are you ready to start? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. you've got a 50/50 chance of hurting me very badly. chicken and waffle sock, shark attack sock. you pick. [ audience shouting ] >> jimmy: chicken and waffles. [ cheers ] [ light laughter ] >> i'm so glad you picked that sock, because this would have really hurt. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. geez. >> now the thing is, you did that well. you got that. you nailed it. i could have been very badly hurt. so here is my question for you. >> jimmy: what if i'd said shark attack? [ laughter ] >> then that would have been a a very short segment. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. so here's the thing. have you, at any point in your life, ever wanted to do a magic show? >> jimmy: sure. >> how about right now? >> here we go! >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah? if you do exactly what i do -- we've got double setups here -- you are going to totally amaze all of them. how is that? [ cheers and applause ] so, let's get some people to play with. house lights up. i want you to pick anybody over here for me, pick anybody at all. anybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the second girl up there waving? yeah. right there, yeah. >> okay, stand up. they're going to bring you a a mic. you're going to stay right over there. stay right over there. and they'll bring you a mic. let's work with the -- one, two, three up and curly hair. yep. stand up. you guys work together and pick somebody over here for you. [ cheers and applause ] stand up, go to the aisle and i'll pick the guy in the -- i know you're there -- so, glasses. yeah, they're waving at -- yeah. stand up. work together. you two work together. bring them some mics. all right. here is what happens. i want you to think of any country in the world. think of any country in the world. work together. talk amongst yourselves. think of any country in the world. work together. jimmy? >> jimmy: yes? >> here's how it goes. you're going to watch me first and then it's your turn. you look them in the eyes. see into her soul. [ light laughter ] and now i'm going to go -- >> jimmy: am i looking at what you're doing or no? >> yeah, you can. look. okay, we just don't want to show them. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right. it's your turn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait. what? >> i'm serious. >> jimmy: i know you are but i did not learn anything. >> see into their souls. what do you see when you look into their souls, by the way? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: happy people? [ laughter ] >> he's jimmy, the happy magician. all right. now, go with your gut. don't let them see. and i want you to write what country you think they might be thinking of. big letters. i'll go first, jimmy. what country are you thinking of? >> peru. >> jimmy: are you -- are you kidding me? >> peru, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? come on, don't let me down, guys. come on. [ laughter ] any country in the whole world. >> our country was america. >> show it to them. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how did you do that? >> first magic trick. that was amazing. >> jimmy: you got that? >> it was america. >> that was really good. thank you so much. all right, so look. no more pads, no more pens. you got the sock right. you got the country right. you ready for the big finale? >> jimmy: yeah, but i just wanted to say, i did not plan any of this, i do not know you people, and that's awesome. >> i'm kind of amazed that you did it, too. that's really good. >> jimmy: i feel like i have powers now. okay, good. [ light laughter ] all right, i'm going to tell you what our next trick is going to be. >> okay, yes. you do it. >> jimmy: no, i'm just kidding. [ light laughter ] >> i thought you were going to read my mind for a minute. >> jimmy: i know, i was trying. i was trying. >> all right, look. last one. i want you to think of any animal in the world and i want you to think of any animal in the world that could be something cuddly, furry, fits inside of a top hat, anything -- [ light laughter ] okay. think of your animal. you have one? okay, watch how i do this. this technique is a little different. what is the animal you're thinking of? >> a fish. >> it's a furry -- [ laughter ] i'm actually really glad you said fish because i thought you might say fish. [ audience ohs ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that's a goldfish. >> jimmy: that is bizarre. >> all right. jimmy, it's all down to you. lean in. like this. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. [ laughter ] dude, seriously, i mean, i freak out. i love you guys. don't laugh. you're laughing too hard. all right, i want you to think of an animal. [ barks ] [ laughter ] could be any type of animal. gosh, please don't do anything crazy. i love puppies. [ laughter ] >> snake? [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: oh, gosh. please don't say snake. >> jimmy, i have no idea how you did this, but you managed to -- [ audience ohs ] a five-foot boa constrictor. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, jimmy's first magic trick. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! ♪ >> that was well done. >> jimmy: how did you do that? joshua jay, everybody. >> thank you guys! >> jimmy: for tickets to his show, check out siximpossiblethingsshow.com. more "tonight show" after the break. stick around. what?! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm dianne feinstein and i approve this message. "look what she's accomplished... she authored the ban on assault weapons... pushed the desert protection act through congress, and steered billions of federal dollars to california projects such as subway construction and wildfire restoration." "she... played an important role in fighting off ...trump's efforts to kill the affordable care act." california news papers endorse dianne feinstein for us senate. california values senator dianne feinstein ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to whoopi goldberg, nikki and brie bella, tiffany haddish, [ cheers and applause ] joshua jay. joshua jay. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- pete davidson, from "night school," actress and comedian mary lynn rajskub, stand-up comedy from zainab johnson, featuring the 8g band with ben sesar. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump last night held his fourth solo news conference since taking office.

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