musical guest diplo featuring mo and goldlink, and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 817 fort worth and eagles! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it is so good to be home! welcome! what a welcome home. welcome, everybody, to the "tonight show." this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] you're here! oh, so happy to be here, guys. here's people are talking about. of course people are still excited -- and by people, i mean other people besides the roots. [ light laughter ] everyone are so excited about the philadelphia eagles winning their first super bowl! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and did you know this? i read that eagles coach doug pederson was coaching high school football just ten years ago. sounds crazy until you remember that just five years ago, our president was firing clay aiken from a tv show. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, "wow. five years ago." "you're fired." [ light laughter ] but man, the celebration got crazy back in philly. oh, boy. people knocked over lampposts, overturned a car, ran around naked, set things on fire, and that was just the mayor! >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: he was excited. he was excited. did you see this? this made me laugh. paul ryan posted a tweet where he bragged about how the gop tax bill helped a woman earn an extra $1.50 a week. [ light laughter ] it would have gotten a lot of angry letters, but no one wanted to spend their entire bonus on a stamp. [ laughter and applause ] and did you hear about this? over the weekend, lady doritos was trending. there were reports that doritos was launching a lady-friendly chip. that it's quieter and not as orange. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] if that goes well, they're going to try to do the same thing with the president. [ cheers and applause ] we'll see what happens. >> steve: ho! oh! hey! ho! hey! hey! >> jimmy: that's right, after the rumors started spreading, people started calling the new chip lady doritos. and everyone was pretty upset. then the company denied the rumor and released its apology statement. [ air horn ] >> uh, my bad. >> jimmy: you know what that sound means, it's time for yet another edition of "problematic apology." here we go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ problematic apology ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: check this out. this is real and it is indeed problematic. doritos said, "the reporting on a specific doritos product for female consumers is inaccurate. we already have doritos for women. they're called 'doritos.'" [ light laughter ] and 15 minutes later, they issued another statement saying, "just to clarify, we don't mean that regular doritos are only for women. doritos are for both men and women, but especially men because of the loud, masculine crunch sound they make." [ laughter ] then ten minutes later, they issued another statement. [ light laughter ] "we apologize for our previous apology. we didn't mean to say that doritos are primarily aimed at men. if that were the case, then we would be releasing a new line of doritos into women called 'lady doritos.' hey, that's actually a pretty good idea. we should make 'lady doritos.'" [ cheers and applause ] then five minutes later, they said, "we apologize for our apology for our apology. we didn't mean to imply that 'lady doritos' is a good idea. it's a bad idea. any product specifically aimed at women is a bad idea. especially a manly chip like the dorito. from here on out, doritos will be known as 'doritos for women, for men.'" [ applause ] and finally, finally they said, "screw this, just eat lays." >> steve: wow! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: they gave up. guys, we had so much fun in minneapolis for the super bowl. and there were people who came in from all over the country for the big game. so we thought it would be a a good time for something we called "super bowl nifty shoe." this is where we send our writer arthur out to the mall of america before the game, to talk to fans and see whether or not they noticed that he was mispronouncing super bowl lii. [ laughter ] check this out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ super bowl nifty shoe yeah yeah ♪ ♪ >> we're here in minneapolis. can you feel the energy? can you feel how excited people are for super bowl nifty shoe? >> yeah, definitely. >> what sort of prediction will you make right now about super bowl jiffy lube? [ laughter ] >> i have a prediction that it's going to be a blowout. >> which team are you rooting for in super bowl dip cheese spoon? [ laughter ] >> i'm gonna have to go with the patriots. >> if the patriots win, after the game, what would you to be do to celebrate super bowl i amgroot? [ laughter ] >> gonna party with the people. >> do you have any plans for after super bowl timmy's cute? [ light laughter ] >> no, not yet. >> on a scale from one to 100, how excited are you for super bowl pity the fool? [ light laughter ] >> 98. >> where do you plant on watching super bowl filthy dude? >> we're gonna be in the stadium watching it. >> who did you take with you to see super bowl pikachu? [ laughter ] >> well, my son is here with me. >> on the scale from one to ten, how excited are you for super bowl risky nudes? [ laughter ] >> oh my gosh, by being here in minnesota, i'm at a 15. >> where will you be when you watch super bowl lift me dude? [ light laughter ] >> i'll be at a friend's party. >> where are you gonna be when you watch super bowl nickel screw? >> i'll be in the 11th row right behind the patriots. >> awesome. well, i hope you have a great time at super bowl iggy azalea. thank you. have a good one. >> jimmy: iggy azalea? what -- come on. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: t.s.o.p.! welcome, everybody. we're all happy to be back. man, we had so much fun on sunday. how exciting was sunday? man, oh, man! [ cheers and applause ] game was great. justin timberlake was fantastic. i loved the halftime show. [ cheers and applause ] phenomenal, that guy. then we had our show. we had "this is us" and we all cried. which we did tonight as well. the new show tonight. and then we -- we came and did a live show and we had the best time in minneapolis. i want to thank justin timberlake, i want to thank the cast of "this is us," dwayne johnson, chris stapleton. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, man. >> jimmy: chris stapleton is amazing. everyone in minneapolis, made us feel at home. the orpheum theater is great. i went to this place called mickey's diner. >> audience member: yeah. >> jimmy: you know it, in st. paul? ah. [ laughter ] you went to the wrong one, dude. [ laughter ] mickey's diner in st. paul. man, what a cast of characters. i went in -- i love them. this lady mary, looked like the manager. i walked in, i called ahead just to let her know i was coming. i walked in and i go, "are you mary?" and she goes, "yeah." and she goes, "you're much uglier in person." [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] where am i sitting, where am i sitting? so, i got my seat. i sat in my seat and i looked at the cook operating the griddle. he's a griddle master. by the way, get the pancakes. they're so good. and he's cooking. and i go -- i'm looking at the menu and go, "so what's good here?" and he goes, "read the menu." [ laughter ] i go, "i don't know how to read." he goes, "i believe that." [ laughter ] it was like an hour of the most enjoyable time. i loved it. thank you so much to those guys. i love them so much. [ cheers and applause ] and thanks to the nfl. they took care of us. the nfl were great to us. guys, we have a fun show tonight. she stars in the hbo series "divorce." sarah jessica parker is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: we love sarah jessica parker. man, i love her. plus, he stars on "modern family." jesse tyler ferguson is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's a good dude, too. >> steve: jtf. >> jimmy: funny. and these guys just won the super bowl. from the world champion philadelphia eagles, zach ertz, nelson agholor, chris long, alshon jeffery and jalen mills are here tonight from the eagles! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ also we have great music tonight, diplo is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: featuring mo and goldlink. it's going to be good. stick around, we'll be right back with sarah jessica parker ladies and gentlemen. come on back. 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"sims metal management" now faces two citations from the air quality district. fines and penalties are being review ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest produces and stars in the hbo series "divorce", which airs sunday nights at 10:00 p.m. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome sarah jessica parker. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: come on. >> it's like heaven on earth. >> jimmy: they are the great -- we love the roots. yeah. >> every night you're spoiled rotten. >> jimmy: i really am. well, we're spoiled now that you're here. >> nah! >> jimmy: we all love you. sarah jessica parker, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] how's it going, pal? i lied -- i want to ask you something -- did you see the super bowl? >> oh, my gosh, i did. i finally understand the game. i finally understand the game. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i never -- a point -- a a point to you, not because you are in fact football players, but because i understand that you are particularly moved by the eagles. >> jimmy: they were very passionate about the eagles, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was so -- >> jimmy: i went to their dressing -- i went to their dressing room right before they were about to win. and i went in just to like celebrate with the roots as they were winning. and there was two minutes left and i walked in and they all said, "get out!" [ laughter ] >> what? you're bad luck? >> jimmy: they were superstitious. yeah, they thought they were like -- anything can happen. i go, "it's too late, i'm already here!" >> wow, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i already came, i stayed and i -- >> you somehow flipped the -- >> jimmy: i flipped the script, man, yeah. i was good luck. >> the -- the -- the mojo. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it was -- what an exciting game. >> but, boy, once you understand the game, now i understand why america has spent so many hours watch -- sincerely, i did not understand the game. and so, you know, like -- >> jimmy: it's fun, though. >> like i said, like math, when you don't understand it, you're just like -- >> jimmy: you don't like math. yeah, exactly, yeah. >> i tuned out, i tuned out. tuned out in algebra, tuned out in -- but now -- >> jimmy: are the kids into it? you have two girls and a boy. >> i have a -- my daughters were into it just because they love being around grown ups. and my son, who's 15, was really into the game. he's not by nature like really cynical, but he had decided that it's best to just expect the eagles would lose -- like it's just that's the way the world works. [ light laughter ] and it's best not to get, you know, like he's -- he wanted that win for the eagles. he's typically a giants fan, 'cause we're new yorkers. and he just wanted that win for the eagles. and he had talked himself into sort of -- he was preparing for -- >> jimmy: for -- yeah, so were the roots! >> just total -- >> jimmy: so were the roots! they were -- i've never seen more superstitious people. they were like, "we're gonna lose. we're gonna lose. we're gonna --" >> yeah. so it was therefore that much sweeter, that victory. i think it was just exciting for the country. it was cool. and of course, i'm so sorry about the loss -- [ cheers and applause ] and you know. >> jimmy: but everyone played their hearts out, it was great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how's matthew doing? we love matthew. >> matthew's well, he enjoyed the game. >> jimmy: he did, yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you and matthew married 20 years now? is that true? >> married -- it'll be 21 years in may. >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause ] >> we have 21 blissful years! >> jimmy: i love that! >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love both of you guys so much. are you guys -- >> oh, that's nice, i like him a lot. [ laughter ] i like him. i'm actually -- i'm really fond of him. >> jimmy: you really are, yeah. >> i know, i really am, like i really -- >> jimmy: you should get married, yeah. >> i know. >> jimmy: well, what is the secret -- >> some day. >> jimmy: what's the secret for staying together for 20 years? >> not talking about it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's true, yeah. >> and i -- i don't know. good fortune? i tried to put it in -- i tried to sum it up in this way. remembering that the things that don't matter, don't matter. >> jimmy: wow. >> do you understand? is it too esoteric? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah. >> is it too -- >> jimmy: you just go so deep that i -- i love it. i'm so into it. >> you can hear a pin drop in here. now, i'm not pretending that that is -- >> jimmy: dude, afterlife. [ laughter ] totally get it, dude. what don't matter, don't matter. whoa, my goodness. whew, boy. wow. >> i'm not -- i'm not pretending i've tried it. i don't know, i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> just good fortune, like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> it just like -- oh, the recipe worked thus far. thus far. >> jimmy: yeah. i know you got, i see you guys out. you guys look great together. >> i mean, you've got a good marriage. >> jimmy: i do, i got very lucky. >> but we shouldn't talk about it. >> jimmy: i know. knock on -- >> we shouldn't talk about it. >> jimmy: knock on wood. i think this is wood. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about "divorce." >> okay. >> jimmy: sundays at hbo. gosh, i love this show -- >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: it is funny. it is heart-warming. it's moving. it's a great cast. of course, molly shannon, who i love. >> molly shannon. the great molly shannon. an american treasure. >> jimmy: she really is. >> she is. the -- texas' own thomas haden church. >> jimmy: thomas haden church, fantastic, yeah. >> who is legendary for all the right reasons. >> jimmy: yeah. >> who i adore. >> jimmy: what's happening this season? this season is more -- last season was -- >> battle. >> jimmy: you guys were getting a divorce. >> last season was battle and a a cautionary tale. and then this season, it's the season of hope, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, i love this! i love this, sarah jessica parker. you are a ray of sunshine, i love this! >> it's, you know, it's -- >> jimmy: what we want! >> what liberation is meant to promise, you know. it's freedom, it's choices, it's trying new things. it's new people, maybe you kiss somebody that you might want to kiss that you never got to kiss for so long. i mean -- you didn't -- maybe you didn't even know they existed. so you didn't even know you wanted to kiss them. like, there's all sorts of that -- >> jimmy: hope! >> and then there's two teenagers who are -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> difficult. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, teenagers are difficult, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip here -- >> oh, feel free. >> jimmy: this is what -- showing how difficult -- you're trying to have the talk. >> oh, yes, yes. >> jimmy: with, yeah -- with one of your -- >> with one of my sullen teenagers. >> jimmy: here's sarah jessica parker in "divorce." take a look at this. >> you're not in trouble, all right? this is a natural part of growing up and becoming a young man. all right? i have no problem -- >> i seriously do have to go! >> all right, but we should -- we should talk about consent. >> our guidance counselor already talked to us about it. >> well, did she tell you that it's a two way street, you know? 'cause consent goes both ways. you know? like say for instance -- say like -- like a girl wanted to kiss your penis -- >> mom! [ laughter ] >> all right, just, no, means no. you know? and tie your shoe. jesus, you're old enough to have sex and you still can't tie your shoe? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! who doesn't like that? who knows how to do that? we love ya! sarah jessica parker, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "divorce" is on sunday nights on hbo at 10:00 p.m. sarah and i are performing some "mad libs theater" after the break. come on back. it's gonna be fun. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ mad libs theater ah-ahh yeah ♪ >> jimmy: now, here's how it works, i'm going to ask you -- >> here's how it works -- >> jimmy: some silly words -- >> pretend you're in the back of a 1976 station wagon. >> jimmy: yes, exactly like that. >> okay. >> jimmy: and you get that little flip thing. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: silly words, nouns, verbs, adjectives. as we do that, they're going to be written onto cue cards. >> this is going to be a real test of my education. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and we're going to act out a dramatic mad libs scene. all right, ready for this? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: here we go. name of a famous cartoon character. >> popeye. >> jimmy: type of car? >> a pinto. pinto. a pinto. >> jimmy: pinto, pinto, pinto. okay, perfect. >> yeah, three or four of 'em. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. type of food? >> a -- a lamb shank. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is fun. a place you go for fun? >> ka -- kayaking. is there a wrong answer? >> jimmy: no, but -- >> do i go -- >> jimmy: kayaking isn't a a place for fun. >> i'm going to -- i go to hydrra -- to greece. yeah. >> jimmy: you go to greece for fun? >> sure. [ light laughter ] in my fantasy -- in my wild fantasy life. >> jimmy: you're going to go to greece -- >> do you mean like to -- >> jimmy: for kayaking. >> i'm going to greece. >> jimmy: yeah, greece for kayaking. >> yeah. >> jimmy: mode of transportation? >> uh, vespa. >> jimmy: oh, nice. i thought you were going to say kayaking. [ laughter ] chain restaurant? >> bob's big boy. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: nice. >> or frisch's big boy in cincinnati. but that's cool. that's cool. >> jimmy: type of -- i'm just, i'm thinking about the cue cards. like, writing it down. >> yeah, that's fine -- oh, yeah, okay. >> jimmy: type of relative? >> granny -- auntie -- grandma -- >> jimmy: grandma auntie. okay, good. [ light laughter ] >> grandma auntie. >> jimmy: famous singer? >> pete seeger. >> jimmy: pete seeger? [ light laughter ] yeah, i love him. what you would shout when you walk in to your own surprise party? >> oh, i did this. i should have washed my hair. >> jimmy: oh, nice. [ laughter ] >> that's what i did, when i was 16. >> jimmy: i should have washed my hair. >> someone threw me a party, i should have washed my hair. >> jimmy: that's a great line. type of profession? >> astronaut. >> jimmy: astronaut. a verb ending in i-n-g. >> dig -- digging. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: digging. >> i'm digging. >> jimmy: plural object? >> bi -- bikinis. bikinis. >> jimmy: bi -- bikinis. >> i was going to say pens, but that's boring. >> jimmy: no, bikinis is perfect. bikinis. country? >> france. >> jimmy: a number. >> 52. or nipples grew. or what was that? [ laughter and applause ] what was that? >> jimmy: adjective? >> untrustworthy. >> jimmy: untrustworthy. oh, that's beautiful. plural animal? >> rhinos. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what you would shout if you got a stain on a very expensive shirt. >> [ bleep ]! dagnabit! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: dagnabit. i love it. a plural body part? >> ears. >> jimmy: ears. another adjective? >> flashy, flashy. >> jimmy: flashy. two words that rhyme. >> i'm gonna go spies and eyes. >> jimmy: spies and eyes. very good. >> or i could do spies and despise. >> jimmy: no, spies and eyes are great. and the last one, a noun? >> deodorant. deodorant, deodorant. [ light laughter ] yeah, deodorant. >> jimmy: deodorant, okay good. deodorant -- very good. we filled out the words for our scene. are you ready -- >> thrilling. you guys seem riveted. >> jimmy: are you ready to perform? >> yes. of course, of course. >> jimmy: yeah, here we go. ready? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> oh, we're having a great night. this is a great -- great time on this date tonight, popeye. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm having fun as well, pinto. [ light laughter ] did you enjoy your lamb shank? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: great, so a -- tell me a little about yourself. >> oh, okay, well i grew up in a small town in greece. for kayaking. [ laughter ] and -- but i hated it. most people do, which is why you don't hear about that a a lot. and then i just decided to pack up and buy a vespa and -- just move to bob's big boy. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] >> that's where my grandma auntie pete seeger lives. [ laughter ] grandma auntie lives at bob's big boy, yeah. >> oh, my god. [ light laughter ] i should have washed my hair! >> jimmy: yeah, oh, well. [ laughter ] >> well -- well, how about you? popeye? what do you do for a living? >> jimmy: i'm a very successful astronaut. >> oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but my real passion is -- digging. [ laughter ] give me a spoon and put me out in the back yard. >> oh, my god. popeye, that's my favorite activity, too. >> jimmy: what do you like to do for fun? >> i just said i like digging. >> jimmy: yeah, i was listening, yeah. >> well, i -- >> jimmy: what else? >> i enjoy collecting bikinis. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i think you know what that means. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and taking long walks to france. >> jimmy: is that right? [ laughter ] a lot of steps in your fitbit. [ laughter ] listen -- pinto, there's something i have to tell you. >> can we eat our bread already? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. we're done with dinner. >> oh, we're done. >> jimmy: we were finished with dinner, yeah. >> oh, yes. i said that earlier. >> jimmy: check please! [ laughter ] it's going well. i have something to tell you. >> okay. god, i'm nervous. what is it? >> jimmy: okay -- here goes nothing. >> yeah? >> i live with 52 untrustworthy rhinos. [ laughter ] >> oh, [ bleep ]! ah, dagnabit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i understand your reaction. a lot of people respond that way. >> no -- no, i'm just glad you're being honest. you know i really like you, popeye. [ light laughter ] it's not just 'cause you have nice ears. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this feels right. >> yeah. hey, listen, valentine's day is almost here. do you mind if i, if i recite my favorite valentine's poem? >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. i would love to hear it. >> oh, thank you. okay. >> jimmy: are you going to stand up? >> i'm going to stand up and face you. i hope the other diners don't mind. >> jimmy: i'm -- i'm happy there's no one else at the restaurant. [ laughter ] i don't know how we got a a reservation here, yeah. all right, yeah. go ahead. >> okay. ♪ roses are flashy. violets are spies. deodorant is sweet. and so are eyes. >> jimmy: oh, yes. that is beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] and scene! ♪ there you go. they were fantastic. my thanks to sarah jessica parker. we'll be right back with jesse tyler ferguson! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: stylish, as always. >> thank you, thank you. next question. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, next question. oh, my god. how have you been? everything great? >> i've been really good, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about this, because i know a a lot -- this is award season. a lot of red carpet events are happening right now. >> oh, many. >> jimmy: and you -- you posted that you have a problem with these red carpets. >> right, i just get very nervous at them. i always feel like, you know, i shouldn't be there. even though i'm on a show that it gets nominated. i'm very grateful for that. but like, there's just so many very famous people there. so i started like, trying to take the pressure off of these events by -- photo-bombing people on the red carpet. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it makes me feel -- >> jimmy: alive? >> better about the day. it makes me feel alive. >> jimmy: you -- you're good at it. >> i have gotten very good at it. >> jimmy: yeah. here's one that's from the golden globes. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: here's you photo-bombing zooey deschanel. >> yeah, that's what you call a a fish jump. you can't really see -- [ laughter ] everything that's going on right there. >> jimmy: now -- she doesn't know you're doing this? like, do you land? >> no, no, no, no, no. she -- yeah, i think at some point she realized. but yeah, usually the sound of me hitting the ground is what -- >> jimmy: will give it away. [ light laughter ] >> makes her turn around, yeah. >> jimmy: here's you photo-bombing amanda peet and her husband david benioff. >> uh-huh. oh, yes. yes, that's what you call me doing a little bit of -- bringing a little broadway. bringing a little broadway to the red carpet. [ laughter ] broadway! >> jimmy: that is the greatest face ever. and then you really went for it with sarah paulson at the "vanity fair" party. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: this one is -- >> that's epic. that's epic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean that -- >> but also -- >> jimmy: looks like you're on -- are you on -- wires? [ applause ] "peter pan"? >> yes, i'm like sandy duncan in "peter pan." but this is -- you have to understand, the "vanity fair" oscar party is like the crown jewel of these events. and this is how i'm responding. >> jimmy yes! i'm flying! >> i haven't been invited yet to the "vanity fair" party this year. and i think i know why. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not true. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i saw another photo of yours that you posted, you said you were having a wig party. >> yes. >> jimmy: and i just didn't know what that is. [ light laughter ] >> well, it kind of is what it is. a wig party is just a party, a a regular party, you just happen to have everyone bring a a few wigs. [ light laughter ] and then you -- >> jimmy: this is very interesting. i like this idea. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, you go to your -- anyone's house. you go, "hey, i'm going to have a wig party." >> well, it's just like -- can everyone just agree to bring like, two or three wigs? can we all just agree to that? and everyone's like, "yeah, we'll do that." >> jimmy: what kind of wigs? >> any kind of wig. you have -- you can do like an annie wig. you can go, you know, get like a cruella de ville wig. it's just whatever you have on hand. or -- you know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: on hand? >> and what i love about them is that like, you kind of forget, after a while, that you're wearing them. and so you're like looking around, and like you realize you're having some serious conversation about politics and you're wearing like -- pigtails. [ light laughter ] and it's just -- it's just fun. and the next morning it kind of looks like party city exploded in your house. 'cause there's just like, everywhere there's -- pieces of hair hanging off the lamps and stuff. >> jimmy: i want have -- i want have a -- >> you should definitely have a a wig party. >> jimmy: well, we happen to have a couple wigs here. >> oh. >> jimmy: we always have wigs here on the show. [ light laughter ] >> do you want me -- you want me to pick one out for you? >> jimmy: oh, i just picked one out for you. >> oh, okay. all right, here. do you want the red one? >> jimmy: yeah, i can do this one. >> okay. this is a nice one. oh, i've always wanted bangs. [ laughter ] you want -- [ cheers and applause ] you want this one? >> jimmy: dude, look at yourself. look at yourself, that is fantastic! oh, my god, dude! we have to go to a bar after the show like this. [ laughter ] >> for sure. >> jimmy: look at that. did you really -- >> i'm going to see "spongebob: the musical" tonight. i'm taking this with me. >> jimmy: you've gotta take that wig with you. oh, my goodness. let's talk about -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: "modern family." >> yeah. so we've been on for -- [ light laughter ] it's our ninth season. >> jimmy: i love that someone's just tuning in right now. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wait, is this the ninth season? >> it's been nine seasons. [ laughter ] isn't this great? >> jimmy: it's really funny. i'm trying not to laugh. >> we need booze. >> jimmy: no, i don't, i don't. i had enough. >> no, yeah, yeah. i do. [ light laughter ] we've been on for nine years. we signed for another year, so that will bring us to ten. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you a -- it's such a great show, man. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: it's crushing -- do you wanna switch? do you wanna switch? >> see, this is the only thing about a wig party, then like halfway, you're like "oh, let's all switch wigs now." and then everyone sort of changes. and usually there's like a a popular wig, that everyone's like, "oh, he got that one." [ cheers ] oh! >> jimmy: all right. >> yeah. i'm like southern. maybe i'm a little southern girl. >> take it there, take it there. >> jimmy: or maybe i'm just a a little girl. [ laughter ] >> how long have you had your show? >> jimmy: um -- can i get a a selfie with you? [ laughter ] season ten coming up. but anyways, check out right now, "modern family." jesse tyler ferguson. wednesdays at 9:00 p.m.! [ cheers and applause ] on abc. we'll be right back with players from the super bowl champion, philadelphia eagles! 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[ laughter ] this weekend the philadelphia eagles defeated the new england patriots to win super bowl lii -- [ cheers and applause ] the first super bowl in the history of the storied franchise. please welcome from the world champion philadelphia eagles, zach ertz, nelson agholor, chris long, alshon jeffery and jalen mills, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> go eagles! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! calm down -- philly, philly, please, calm down. [ light laughter ] welcome. first of all, i mean i know you're all excited, but i mean how exciting is it to -- to play in the super bowl in general? and not only just play, but win? >> yeah, i mean it was an unbelievable feeling. obviously when you're five years old growing up, that's kind of the game you always watch. the whole family's together. and when you're five years old, you never think you're actually going to be able to play in that game. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it was so much fun. i mean, playing with these guys all season has been so much fun for me and hopefully the rest of them too. >> jimmy: do -- do you geek out when you get to the field? >> yeah, it was very exciting. to me, it was a blessing to be there. i said i was going to have a a lot of fun out there. >> jimmy: yeah. and then -- win or lose. >> yeah, win or lose, but at the end of the day, you have a a lot of fun winning. [ laughter ] >> winning is the most important thing. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. do you have any superstitions or anything that you do if you're -- before the game starts? do you go and like touch one end zone or -- do something or say a quick prayer or do anything? >> yeah, that's it. you've got to say a prayer. >> jimmy: you do, yeah. >> i got a grateful dead shirt. i've wore it two years in a a row. two for two on super bowls. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean -- you won with the patriots as well. >> yeah, i was -- >> jimmy: what did -- how did you feel playing against your former teammates? >> i mean, everybody knows how great they are, and, you know, preparing for those guys. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> one person -- [ laughter ] >> one patriots fan. >> jimmy: one -- we're allowed one patriots fan per show, yeah. [ laughter ] no, but i know tom a little -- >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: tom brady. he's so -- >> he's like that. i mean, he's a legit, you know, hardworking dude, great teammate. that whole group is a lot like us -- great selfless guys, two great programs. and on sunday the best team won. they got a great history, though. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: did you say anything -- >> fly, eagles, fly! >> jimmy: did you say anything to tom after the game or just -- >> yeah, i mean like, you know, tom's not one of those guys where i'm like, "hey, let me get your number, man, i'll hit you up in the off-season." like -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i mean, he's approachable like that, but i'm not going to bother him. so in the last year, i realized i never thanked him for, you know, being such a great teammate and, you know, he's given a lot of people rings there. i mean, it's a team sport, but he's just -- he's fantastic, so i just wanted to tell him i appreciated him and, you know, to beat him, that's a tall task in a super bowl. >> jimmy: yeah. alshon, that is a -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, you got a little trophy there, yeah. i mean, how cool is that thing? >> i told them before the game and i felt like -- when i said it last year when i played my last game for the bears, i was guaranteed i was going to the super bowl. >> jimmy: really? >> and i said it early in the week, we was bringing this trophy back to philly. >> jimmy: so you haven't let go of that thing since the -- since you won? [ laughter ] you've been holding it for three days, yeah. but i mean, that -- who's the first person you thought of when you won? what does your head go to? >> i thought of my grandmother. she passed away so i kind of dedicated the season towards her. she passed away before the season started. [ applause ] >> jimmy: jalen, let's talk. you know we love you here at the show. >> oh, right. >> jimmy: we made a couple superlative jokes about -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: just about the green hair, but no -- those are all good, funny ones i think, right? [ laughter ] >> on your behalf. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, no, all out of love. fans -- people call it the green goblin. >> right, right. >> jimmy: and now it's uber famous. we know that you can't not have green hair now, for the rest of your life. >> yeah, i'm stuck with it, man. of course, you know, you get older, hair's probably going to fall out. [ laughter ] then i just go from the hair on top of my head then to this beard. >> jimmy: how's your hand? >> it's all right, you know? i mean -- >> jimmy: is it broke or what is it? sprained? >> no, yeah. sprained -- sprained my thumb in the game. >> jimmy: yeah. you went for it. that was the last play of the game and you had to defend -- you had to defend gronk. >> no, it actually happened a a little bit earlier. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] >> come on, man. >> jimmy: i didn't see the game, i got to be honest. [ laughter ] your play was insane. zach -- [ cheers and applause ] the craziest thing -- dude, i mean, what was going through your head when that happened? 'cause you -- you caught the ball and if you put the ball in the end zone, that means, touchdown -- no discussion. >> yeah, i caught the ball at the five and it seemed like i took three or four steps and then dove into the end zone. and the ball hit the ground and then kind of wobbled like a a yard past the end zone. and the nfl says they have to review every touchdown, so i think they're just like going over there to casually look at it. and then, they just keep going over and over. i'm like, "wait, what is going on over there?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> it seems like three minutes later, they finally say it was a touchdown, though. >> jimmy: well, you must have seen it back, right? >> yeah, i saw it now, yeah. >> jimmy: like a thousand times? >> a couple times. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was like, "bloop blap whoa whoa!" i was like, "oh, my goodness!" like you can't practice that. it was the most exciting thing and everyone was going nuts. i mean, the place was just -- i don't know. i think the country really was kind of rooting for you guys. everyone like wanted to see you guys pull this one off and you did. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: the roots -- the roots would like to play a song especially for you guys, the super bowl champion philadelphia eagles. go for it, you've been waiting. ♪ ♪ fly eagles fly on the road to victory fly eagles fly ♪ ♪ score a touchdown one two three hit 'em low hit 'em high ♪ ♪ and watch our eagles fly fly eagles fly on the road to victory ♪ ♪ e-a-g-l-e-s eagles ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: -- agholor, chris long, alshon jeffery and jalen mills. from the new super bowl champion philadelphia eagles! we'll be right back with diplo! come back, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i am walking down that road where did all the flowers go ♪ ♪ they say we're supposed to grow learning from the highs and low ♪ ♪ all eyes lying on me oh begging me to play the role ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm gonna get it right i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ they can try to hold me down but i am i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ when the sky is filled with smoke and fire i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ all i want is something better in the purple light ♪ ♪ they can try to hold me down but i am i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get it right ♪ switchin lanes four doors feelin like jeezy undercover sweater balmain boots yeezy ♪ ♪ summer feelin winter feelin rappin like i'm weezy ♪ ♪ lord forgive me ain't no prayin when i hit the fan jesus ♪ ♪ cancun chillin by the pool i can feel it almost hit my goal but i still hit loose women ♪ ♪ deuces up ain't nobody reaching you baby ain't nobody stoppin' you baby ♪ ♪ they can try to hold me down but i am i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ when the sky is filled with smoke and fire i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ all i want is something better in the purple light ♪ ♪ they can try to hold me down but i am i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get it right i'm gonna get it right ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: diplo, mo, goldlink! "get it right" is out now. my thanks to sarah jessica parker, jesse tyler ferguson, the super bowl champions, philadelphia eagles. diplo, mo, goldlink. and from philadelphia, the roots, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- james spader, star of the female brain, comedian and actress whitney cummings, from the superbowl champion philadelphia eagles malcolm jenkins, featuring the 8g band with alan cage. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i am seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? 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