And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is a hot crowd that is a hot, hot crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome oh, i love you. I love you welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here you made it thank you for being here. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. I read that a democratic congressman is introducing a a bill that would force president ial candidates to take a Mental Health exam. [ cheers ] it is called the too little, too late act. [ laughter and applause ] and its im a stable genius. Im einstein. Okay, very good. So listen to this. It came out that the fbi might have had an informant inside the trump campaign. It was someone who wouldnt draw much attention from trump, which narrows it down to don junior and eric. So, i mean, its one of those guys. [ laughter and applause ] also, i read that trump will be visiting san diego this month to look at prototypes for the border wall. [ laughter ] he says he really wants to test how strong the walls are, so he told his staff to invite the koolaid man to come too. [ laughter and applause ] oh yeah steve come on, baby. Jimmy lot of people noticed that during his immigration meeting i thought you were going to be like, oh, yeah steve oh, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. A lot of people noticed that during his immigration meeting yesterday, trump was acting pretty engaged and interested the whole time. [ laughter ] kind of surprising. But i think i know how they got him to sit still and focus. All right, take a look at this. Do you have a president whos unruly . No, get those lights off off are his arm movements a a danger to those around him . [ growling ] then weve got a solution. The straitjacket suit for president s. It looks just like a regular suit. No one has to know. Just look at how hes able to hold a conversation. Hell finally listen when you talk. The straitjacket suit for president s. I really think this sells itself. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is a pretty big story. Steve bannon is leaving breitbart but he said that he said that hes proud of what theyve accomplished in the short period of time. For example, in just a few months, they managed to fire steve bannon. [ applause ] thats a pretty big achievement, not easy. In the meantime, fox news released a statement saying they will not be hiring bannon. Even worse, so did uber. Steve really . Jimmy no, cant do it. [ applause ] cant do it. Check this out. Arnold schwarzenegger said that hes forming a coalition of moderate republicans. Either that or he said they put some lotion on llama butts and pelicans. I couldnt i couldnt understand what he was saying. [ applause ] im putting the lotion on the llama butts and pelicans. Llama butts . I dont know what hes saying. Steve get to the chopper jimmy betty white just did an interview where she said the secret to long life is drinking vodka and eating hot dogs. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy so, finally, some good news for steve bannon. Did you hear that . [ applause ] you guys hear about this . Theres a cell phone video of Harvey Weinstein being slapped at a restaurant in arizona. Already that clip is the favorite to win best picture at the oscars. Steve really . [ applause ] jimmy yeah, its their favorite. Now, with the cold front that we had, people everywhere have been dealing with snow and ice, but im not sure anyone had it worse than this guy in virginia. Here he is leaving for work. Check this out. Oh sorry. Oh sorry. Oh i got it, i got it. Oh, boy oh, boy hey ow [ applause ] jimmy and the judges say, 9. 2, 9. 3, and a 7. 8 from the russian judge. Always a tough judge. After taping for another ten minutes, his wife eventually went out to see if he was okay. [ laughter and applause ] what . I thought it was funny you were sliding down the street what do you [ laughter ] oh, yeah. Uh uh uh uh oh [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, yeah whoa jimmy the Consumer Electronics show is going on right now in vegas, and dell has showed off a glass laptop. As in, oh no, the tsa screener just dropped my glass laptop. Its going to break in two seconds. [ applause ] finally, prince harrys fiancee Meghan Markle just deleted her twitter account because you cant have one when you marry someone in the royal family. People were like, can one of them marry trump . [ applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes we have got a fun show tonight. She is the greatest. Steve the best jimmy i just love her so much. She just won a golden globe award for her performance in the hit film lady bird. Our pal Saoirse Ronan is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] a delight jimmy just love her. Plus hes the star one of the most acclaimed movies of the year, call me by your name. Timothee chalamet is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is fantastic as well. Steve great jimmy he was also in lady bird. Steve yeah. Jimmy hes a talented guy. Saoirse and i are facing off against timothee and tarik in catchphrase. Tarik get ready to die, tell god i said hi. [ laughter ] jimmy also, debuting her song tonight, a television debut, our Pal Camila Cabello is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] Camila Cabello steve yeah jimmy camila is the name of the album. Steve oh. Jimmy we love her, man. This is it. This is her debut solo album. Its going to be fun, she always goes for it. Last time she did havana oo na na and the performance was unbelievable. Tonights going to top that one. Its unbelievable. She brings it. Camila we love her. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy oh, guys, its time for bad signs. Here we go. This is fun. Bad signs [ cheers and applause ] steve bad signs was filmed before a live studio audience. Jimmy now these are real pictures of funny signs that you guys saw in a store or weird signs that you saw while driving around. You took a photo of it, sent it to us. Again, these are 100 real. Bad signs. This first one was sent in by steve payone in new gloucester, maine. He spotted it in the home depot. Steve oh. Jimmy i love home depot. Yeah, check this out, this sign here. This is ask an associate for a demonstration. [ applause ] steve what . Jimmy or not. Steve or not. Im not. Yeah, i cant. Jimmy that wasnt your first choice at home depot . Steve no, no. It was my number two choice. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right. This next sign was sent in by Corrina Austin in st. Thomas, canada. She saw it while driving. Mapleton taxidermy and cheese store. Well, i was in the mood for cheese. Steve im stuffed. Jimmy taxidermy and cheese. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy next sign was sent in by dave coen in mount airy, maryland. He was shopping in walmart. And saw this. Ladies intimates. [ laughter ] what lady wouldnt want to wear a poop emoji or a minion costume to bed . Steve yeah. Jimmy thats very intimate. Steve very intimate. Jimmy yeah. Next sign was sent in by Steve Carmichael in presque isle, maine. He was driving down the street and spotted this. Matt amnott won a free ice water. Well [ laughter and applause ] some guys have all the luck some guys have all the i got a free ice water here, man steve am not jimmy this next sign was sent in by annie bates in beaverton, oregon. Someone was selling some food at a park. See what they had for sale there. Carne asada chicken, and barbie cute pork. Steve oh. Jimmy barbie steve barbie cute jimmy barbie cute pork. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy you know what else they have there . Steve whats that . Jimmy they had ken doll buns. Steve really . Jimmy you know why . Because hes got no sausage. All right, here we go. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy next one steve thats smooth. Thats smooth. Jimmy thats smooth, man. [ laughter ] steve hey, hey whoa jimmy that was smooth, man that ken doll joke you did was smooth. Steve hey, jimmy jimmy whats up, man . Steve that ken doll joke, man jimmy whats up . About him having no johnson love it [ light laughter ] jimmy you want me to do it again . Steve yeah, could you do it again, man . Im just going to jimmy no way, man, the shows not long enough. Theres no way i can do it again. Theres no way im doing it steve come on, people [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no way i aint doing it, man. No way steve come on, man. Jimmy you cant make me. Steve give it a shot, man. Im gonna park my golf cart right here and watch. Jimmy you know what else they had . [ drum roll ] ken doll buns. Because hes got no sausage. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, snap ken doll buns steve ken doll. Jimmy next one this next bad sign were doing bad signs. Steve thats what were doing . Okay. Jimmy next one was sent in by Chuck Broadbent in bradley beach, new jersey. Steve oh. Jimmy he saw it in a store window here. Lets zoom into this one, please. No smoking or vomiting in the doorway. [ laughter and applause ] how how would you have to put that sign up . Clearly steve some stuff has happened. Jimmy something went down. Steve awe, man. Jimmy come on, man. I have to put up a sign now in my window . Steve theres no sign that says i cant do it jimmy hold on a second, honey. Ill be right there. I just got to stop by johnsons over there. Hold up here. [ laughter ] that was fantastic. [ light laughter ] next one was sent in by Alfred Candelaria in albuquerque, new mexico. Its a special offer he spotted on a house for sale. Steve oh, great jimmy you can buy this house. It says, free 500 in tacos when you buy this home. [ cheers and applause ] really . Steve thats a lot of tacos. Jimmy thats the best reason to buy a house. Steve why do you have 500 in tacos . Jimmy theres no way im buying this piece of garbage. Steve i tell you what, ill give you 500 bucks in tacos. Jimmy you got a deal, man. I love you. [ laughter ] steve theyre made of ken sausage. Jimmy whats that . This next one was sent in by Edward Calvert in barnegat, new jersey. Steve oh. Jimmy he saw while touring a new dam in china. Steve dam. [ light laughter ] jimmy and heres the sign he saw. It says, no nothing. Thats it no nothing steve no nothing out jimmy stop it steve just eat dam. Jimmy guys, were down to our last sign. Steve aww. [ audience aws ] jimmy last sign was sent in by kathy roman in naples, florida. She was out for a walk and came across this. Zoom in. Sidewalk ends. Oh, really . It should just say, no nothing it should just say, no nothing [ cheers and applause ] thats all the time we have for bad signs. If you see a funny or bad sign, email it to us at badsigns tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Were playing catchphrase after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] this is the allnew it offers rear seat reminder, builtin 4g lte wifi. Apple car play compatibility. Wow. And teen driver technology. Thats crazy. Yeah. Now to get all of the features, youd need all six of those crossovers. Thats insane yep, and you still wouldnt get everything thats in this equinox. Wowww. Six cars in one. Get zero percent financing for sixty months. Or two thousand two hundred and fifty dollars total cash allowance on this equinox lt when you finance with gm financial. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. Volunteer at neighborhoodofgood. Com. State farm. Following mudslides in montecito. 100 homes have been destroyed. We have a crew in Santa Barbara county tweeting the latest developments also a milestone for warriors star kevin durant. Kd becomes the 2nd youngest player in nba history to reach 20k career points. But the warriors lose to the clippers in oakland. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. Tariq and i are about to play a a game of catchphrase. My partner just won a golden globe for her performance in lady bird. Please welcome Saoirse Ronan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, youre feeling strong . Yeah. Jimmy look lets see the confidence. See the confidence. Jimmy see the confidence . Shes confident and she knows it. Shes a winner. Tariqs partner is an incredibly talented actor who stars in call me by your name. Give it up for Timothee Chalamet, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for coming back. All right, party. Lets do this. [ talking over each other ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever, whatever, whatever. Yes, we are. All right, all right, all right. Jimmy all right, guys, enough small talk, heres how it works. Timothee, youre going to start the game by pressing start on this buzzer and drawing a clue from the top of the pile right there. You have to get your teammate to guess the clue as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. Fantastic. Jimmy all right, you can make any physical gestures and say whatever you want, but you cant say any actual word in the actual clue. Okay, if youre holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. We play three rounds. Lets take our positions. Oh, my god. Jimmy come on, saoirse, you can do it. Youre over there, saoirse. That is totally thats your so, you can act things out as well, right . Jimmy yeah, you can totally do stuff, yeah. You just cant say the word in clear. Jimmy yeah, exactly, were good. Okay, were fine. Jimmy all right, all right. Shall we . Jimmy yes, we shall. Im really nervous. Jimmy okay, no, come on. We got this, we got this. [ talking over each other ] im starting it, im starting it. Okay, five, four, three, two, here we go. Okay. So, this is sort of like glasses except its one of them. A monocle. Yes. Jimmy wow, that was great. [ beeping ] oh, okay, this is something that you do when youre really disappointed in someone. You get your hand and you put it up against your head jimmy and you oh, oh, whoa, good grief. And you do jimmy oh, good grief. You do that. Jimmy you if you slap your forehead. You slap your forehead. You go you go is this is this a word . No, look at this. Jimmy yeah, thats your face. Yep. Hand face. No. Jimmy you put palm face. No. Jimmy palm on your face . No, other way. Jimmy face on your palm. Face palm yes [ cheers ] when youre in trouble with your wife, youre in the dog house. Yes. [ audience oohs ] jimmy you get a car, and you get a car, im going to run for president. Oprah jimmy yes [ cheers ] i get it . [ increased beeping ] is it still going . Oh, my god oh its a youre intelligent and a butt. Intelligent butt. [ buzzer ] stop [ applause ] jimmy oh, very nice, very nice, very nice. Intelligent butt. Very good for you. That was really difficult. Jimmy timothee very well we won that one. Thats great we did win that one. Jimmy yeah, look, thats how confident we are. We dont even get excited. See us irish people dont even get excited about it. No, were very humble, very humble people. Jimmy were very humble people and we dont care. We want everyone to win. Jimmy, jimmy. Stop with the accent. Jimmy okay, got you. [ laughter ] okay. Oh, my god, i could never do that. Jimmy timothee, you you start. [ talking over each other ] okay, here we go. And okay, wait oh, god, you hit it. Go, go, go okya, all right. A a smelly stink eye. Pink eye. Yes, stink eye. Okay. Dont give me that one. Give me this. Okay. Not long trousers. Jimmy shorts. Yeah, and theyre really jimmy short shorts. Yes. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] i mean, its not that i know that you dont wear that. Its a movie and its what lights do. What do lights do . Uh flash. Stars stars wars. Uh star trek. Two words, and its what lights and stars do. Um flashing lights. No, no, no. Flash eyed, star eye give me, give me okay, okay. What does light do . [ beeping ] black lights also do this. I star i dont know what it what could it possibly be . Flashlights do this [ talking over each other ] [ buzzer ] jimmy oh, Christmas Christmas lights exactly. Jimmy Christmas LightsChristmas Lights what was it . Jimmy i have no idea what hes talking about, man. It was the shining. Oh, the shining. Theres no way he was ever going to [ talking over each other ] jimmy we we got the lead there. I got a bit excited, but we got to if we win this, we win it all. Yeah, this round is worth 10,000 points. No. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy no, no, no. Like flashlight no, no, Christmas Lights im going to kill you. No way he was ever going to get that. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Come on, man jimmy all right here we go. Get your head in the game. Jimmy first of all, check it out. Watch this, watch this, ready . [ beeping ] [ laughter ] jimmy all right, ready. All right, here we go. Here we go. Okay. Jimmy all right. Yeah. I think its going to be like an ape. Jimmy its under the sea. Little mermaids. Crab, lobster. Jimmy yeah, stop. Yeah, thats it. Crabs . Jimmy and then crab walk . Jimmy yes, very good. Thats it. [ cheers ] [ beeping ] uh shaking madness. [ laughter ] i im sorry. Im sorry. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Its like another word for shaking. Shivering. Shivering mad shivering no. Scrambled eggs. No. [ laughter ] like when you make some when you make something to eat. Oh, yeah, yeah. [ increased beeping ] blend, blending. Blended family. Blended crazy. Man, why cant i pass . Oh, no. When you go absolutely bat [ bleep ]. [ audience oohs ] no, god damn it. Crazy thats the second part. [ talking over each other ] you got it yes, we got it. [ buzzer ] jimmy oh, my gosh [ cheers and applause ] we won we won what . [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy 10,000 points it was like 10,000 points. That was me and [ talking over each other ] jimmy the champs right there, Timothee Chalamet and tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ] saoirse no, no Saoirse Ronan, of course, we love. Were talking to saoirse after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. All because of a burst water pipe in their house that ruined the Hardwood Floors in their kitchen. Luckily the Geico Insurance agency had helped them with Homeowners Insurance and the inside of their house was repaired and floors replaced. Jack and jill no longer have to fetch water. They now fetch sugarfree vanilla lattes with almond milk. Call geico and see how affordable Homeowners Insurance can be. The guy who switched to sprint. Call geico they Just Announced th