The boys from Stranger Things, jose altuve, and musical guest elbows, featuring the legendary root crew. Questlove 767, dominica. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic fantastic. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre watching the right show. What a show we have tonight. Oh my goodness. I want to say first of all, congratulations to the Houston Astros, who won the world series. [ cheers and applause ] what a great week for our guest tonight, jose altuve. [ cheers and applause ] he is the hes here tonight. The shortest player in major league baseball. [ light laughter ] first he wins the world series, then he found out hes going to disneyworld. Then he heard that hes tall enough to ride almost all the roller coasters. [ cheers and applause ] steve almost. Jimmy almost all of them. But everyones talking about this. After the game, the Astros Carlos Correa was talking to reporters, when he decided to make the night even more special. Watch this. And right now im about to take another big step in my life. Daniella rodriguez, you make me the happiest man in the world. Will you marry me . Oh, my god. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] jimmy thats too beautiful. It is its a good thing they won, cause his backup plan was hiding the ring in some bread sticks at the olive garden. [ laughter and applause ] and i think that thats even better. It was a great moment, but when you saw an athlete take a knee, mike pence immediately left the stadium. [ laughter and applause ] mother, come along, mother. [ applause ] stand for this riffraff. [ light laughter ] i saw that President Trump leaves for a 12day trip to asia tomorrow. He got off to a bad start when he asked, how long is the drive . [ laughter ] are we taking the choochoo or the beepbeep . [ laughter ] i love choochoos. [ laughter ] okay. Well, this is exciting. Disney Just Announced the cast for their remake of the lion king. [ cheers and applause ] keeganmichael key, love him. Beyonce as nala. [ cheers and applause ] seth rogen as pumbaa. [ cheers and applause ] but theres one guy that didnt get cast, who said that he could have played all of the characters. Donald trump. [ light laughter ] and ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Im very disappointed in you. Im really disappointed in you, man. [ laughter ] whats going on here . Whats going on here. Who are you. Who are you. I saved you. I saved you. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. [ laughter ] [ growling ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, come on. Jimmy i needed that. Finally, i saw that starbucks just unveiled its holiday cups, which have illustrations that customers can color in themselves. Its perfect for people who are too busy to make their own coffee at home yet, still have enough time to color in a a coffee cup. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow thank you very much, roots. We have a huge show tonight. We love this man. Not only is he a great actor but hes also funny, and an author. Hes cowritten this hilarious new book called you cant spell america without me the really tremendous inside story of my fantastic first year as president donald j. Trump. Alec baldwin is here with us [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah my main man. Jimmy Kurt Andersen and alec baldwin, you cant spell america without me. I love this guy. Plus, were so excited to have them here tonight. The boys from Stranger Things are joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy i love those kids. Theyre awesome. Were going to catch up with them, and then were all competing in a Stranger Things themed dance battle. [ audience ohs ] and last night, this guy led his Houston Astros to their firstever first ever in the history of the Houston Astros, world series title. Hes the best. I cant wait to talk to him. Astros second baseman jose altuve is on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy altuve steve come on. Jimmy plus, we have great music oh, my goodness. Tonight theyre playing magnificent, is the name of the song. But theyre just the whole record is fantastic. Elbow, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] oh, theyre fantastic. And they might do a song for the web for us as well. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, im just saying. Theyre that cool. They can do that. Guys, as i said, the Houston Astros won the world series last night, and you know, i was watching the game and i always love the postgame interviews that Ken Rosenthal does. You know that guy, he has the bow tie. And he just rolls with the punches. Whatever happens to him. Watch this interview last night with the world series mvp george springer. Watch this. The astros win their first World Championship. Lets go down to Ken Rosenthal. Thanks, joe. Im here with george springer, confetti has started falling. [ laughter ] george, this is the Houston Astros first World Championship in franchise history. How do you feel . I cant describe it. I love this team. I love this city. All of our fans back in houston. This ones for you whoo actually, the astros won 101 games this season. You guys never stopped battling. What makes this team so special . You know, we never give up. [ laughter ] and i love everyone on this team. And we have the best fans in baseball. Lets talk about you. Five home runs, ties the world series record. Why were you so locked in at the plate . You know, i just tried to take good swings, ken. [ laughter ] and not get fooled. I didnt want to look like a a fool at the plate, really. Last thing you ever want to do is look like a fool out there. I didnt want to look like a a big fat jackass. [ light laughter ] actually, lets talk about the pitching tonight. Mccullers, peacock, morton, everybody contributed. What can you say about those guys . Respect. [ laughter ] so much respect for those guys. I respect them, and i know that they respect me. Deeply. Lets talk about your home run off darvish. Full count, two outs. What were you looking for . [ laughter ] i was looking for a fastball in, and i got one. And i made good contact. Really quickly, what do you think were the three keys to you guys winning game seven . Patience at the plate, thats a big one. Number two . You know, fundamentals. [ light laughter ] id say just solid fundamental baseball. Actually, whats number three . You just want to get some good wood on the ball. [ light laughter ] george, congratulations. This must feel very special. You can tell by looking at my face just how excited i am. [ light laughter ] World Champions, baby. Whoo [ cheers and applause ] there you have it, world series mvp george springer. When we come back, we have an exclusive interview with Justin Verlander and actually kate upton. Dont go away. [ applause ] jimmy wasnt that fantastic . Did you see that . Steve oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations to the 2017 World ChampionHouston Astros. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to keeganmichael key. Keegan and amy schumer are making their broadway debuts in Steve Martins new play, meteor shower, opening november 29th at the booth theatre here in new york. Tickets are on sale now. Alec baldwin joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] of theraflu expressmax. New power. To fight back theraflus powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms. Fast. So you can play on. Theraflu expressmax. New power. It all started when sophia found the Perfect Little mug at marshalls. 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If we can use dna to diagnose the rarest of diseases, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a threetime Emmy Award Winner who has cowritten with Kurt Andersen this very funny new book called you cant spell america without me the really tremendous inside story of my fantastic first year as president donald j. Trump, which will be in stores tuesday, november 7th. You can preorder it right now. Everyone, please welcome the always entertaining alec baldwin, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome welcome back, alec baldwin. We love having you here. Wow, wow. Good to hear you guys. Wow. Jimmy yeah. They love you. We love you, of course. Thank you for coming here. I want to get to this book. Its super funny. I know Kurt Andersen, dont i from, is he spy magazine . Yeah, hes got that podcast on studio 360 on npr. He did spy magazine. Great writer, and he and i he wrote 99 of it. [ light laughter ] id be like, why dont you move that comma over here. Jimmy yeah, exactly well, you dont have to. You can just make it up. Just say you wrote it. How was your halloween . Halloween is so it relates to this because i always say now, my wife and i get dressed up, and we take the kids, and we got three little kids, we go down a street thats closed in manhattan where you can do the whole halloween thing, and we dressed as the wizard of oz tableau. Im the tinman. My wife is glinda. Jimmy i have a picture. Of course you do. There we go. [ audience aws ] my wife is glinda. My son leo is the cowardly lion. Rafael is the scarecrow. Carmen is dorothy. She has a toto shoved in a a little box there. Jimmy yeah. And no matter what i i mean, i could have rick baker you remember rick baker, the great prosthetic guy . He would do like the Jurassic Park he could dress me as like a dinosaur. Jimmy yeah. Id be like in full hollywood dinosaur makeup, and people still go, hey, donald trump, how you doing . How you doing . [ laughter ] President Trump. President trump. Alec. Jimmy President Trump, the tinman. [ laughter ] why are you wearing the tinman when youre President Trump . Alec jimmy alec, why would it be dorothy and donald trump. I dont understand that. Come on. Jimmy alex baldwin. President trump wasnt in the wizard of oz. What are you doing . Jimmy i didnt watch the end so dont tell me hes behind the curtain. Oh. Oh jimmy hey i love it. Thats new york for you. I mean, every year that ive been doing this crazy stuff, it just colors everything that way. Jimmy are you doing congrats, by the way, since i saw you, you won an emmy for your work on saturday night live. For doing that, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well deserved. Gosh, you were fantastic at that. But as you know, when we do the show, Louie Zakarian and jodi mancuso do the hair and the makeup. Jimmy of course, jodi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jodi and louie jimmy louie. Won all kinds of emmys for doing the show. You win the award. You go up there. And normally, i remember who to thank. Like i kind of got that in my pocket. I know the timing. I got 45 seconds. Im going to remember. And i forget to thank louie and jodi, who did the hair jimmy hair and make up. Who did the whole trump thing. Jimmy the hair. I get it, jimmy. Its yes. Its them. I felt like a complete moron. And i dont thank them. So i come back, and i see them when i do snl after that, and both of them are like, how you doing, alec . [ light laughter ] how was your trip out to california . [ laughter ] and i go and i go, listen, im sorry, i didnt thank you, and they go, when you said that, when you were doing your thank yous to people, you know, when you didnt mention us i mean i this is jody, of course she goes, i accepted that. I understood that. Sometimes people they forget. But then you thanked she names like three people, but you thanked this one, and this one, and this one, and not us, and im thinking, youre nothing without that [ bleep ] wig, alec. [ laughter ] jimmy jodi. Jodi. Jimmy jodi, shoutout to jodi. Thats right. Shout out to louie. I promised them id come on your show, and say thank you to louie and jodi. Jimmy that is so jodi. Thats hilarious. We love her so much. Are you going to be on saturday night live this saturday . Im doing it this weekend. Yeah, were doing it this weekend. Jimmy youre going to be there . Larry davids the host. Im going to do the show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great, and miley cyrus. Im going as the tinman. Jimmy tell me about the book. You were telling me about this as you were writing this thing, but howd you come up with this . I love the idea. I wrote a book, a memoir that i did, and i went to this meeting that you go to like a a sales brunch, and im there with these people from barnes noble and who owns barnes noble. Like two dozen people there, whatever it is, twenty people, and they just offhandedly said, what are you doing next . And i wasnt even thinking. I go, im going to do a parody book about trump, and they all burst out into applause. So i lean over to my agent and im like, we got to get on that right away. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Lets jump on that. Gold. Weve got to start writing that, gold. Jimmy nice. So, kurt, whos one of the funniest, and cleverest men alive, he agreed to do this with me, and he wrote, as i said, most of it, and we its coming out election day, and this is a book about trumps first 100 days in office. Jimmy written in his voice as your trump. [ light laughter ] we all know trump is a great writer. [ light laughter ] jimmy i do love it. I love the title. You cant spell america without me. You just have to do it now when you go to book you go, well, it hits shelves on tuesday. And i was wondering if you would be interested in giving us a little reading, maybe . You want me to do a reading . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres nothing i love more than a good reading. With that in mind, its time for the fist installment of tonight show greadings. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] okay. I am a strong believer in sitting down personally with the people who are dying to work with me, eye to eye, face to face, kick the tires, give them the smell test, and the smell part, i mean, literally. For instance, when i first met steve bannon in 2011, i thought, hey, come on the khaki slacks, and the no neck tie, and the big gut, and the spotty face, quite frankly, reminded me of the actor Broderick Crawford kind of imitating truman capote. [ light laughter ] but then i got a whiff of steve, of this certain aroma that winners have that im able to smell. Its hard to describe. Other people cant smell it. Just me. But its a kind of peppermint, plus leather, plus electrical fire. [ laughter ] or butane, but nicer, more like airconditioning. [ light laughter ] okay . Smelling winners is one of my super powers. Speaking of those, i sometimes feel like steve can almost read my mind. Like how my mom knew when my dad was going to smack me, or how aquaman could talk to all the Sea Creatures underwater. The end. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Alec Baldwin Alec baldwin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] he can smell winners. You cant smell you cant spell america without me is out november 7th. Stick around. Well be right back with the boys from Stranger Things, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] man proper etiquette is essential for every social occasion. So the the broom said, sorry im late. I overswept. [ laughter ] yes, even the awkward among us deserve some laughter. And while its okay to nibble in public, a lady only dines in private. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests are the incredibly talented young stars of the hit netflix series, Stranger Things. Season two is streaming now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome noah schnapp, finn wolfhard, caleb mclaughlin, and gaten matarazzo. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Look at this. Come on. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. [ cheers and applause ] its so bouncy. Jimmy its always good to see you. And were not bouncing anymore. Jimmy were not bouncing anymore. Yeah, these are bouncy chairs. Jimmy what . These are bouncy chai