James arthur and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 740, ohio steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoah. Oh. Thats what you want right there. Looking good. Looking good out there everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it youre here. You made it. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. President trump gave his big speech at the u. N. General assembly today, and at one point he threatened to totally destroy north korea. [ cheering ] yeah. He said he has a he said he has a good plan to do it too. Hes going to run for president of north korea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy hes already got the hats made. Hes got the hats made and everything. Trumps speech actually got off to a nice start though. He began by welcoming all the World Leaders to new york city, and when he was finished with his speech he said, now go home, and you go [ laughter and applause ] some people are saying trumps speech was pretty divisive. In fact, check out the official next to him when trump sits down. Watch this. Jimmy watch this. Yeah. On behalf of the General Assembly jimmy yep. [ laughter ] ive never seen someone moonwalk out of a u. N. Speech before. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] even the chair was like, dont leave me out here alone. [ light laughter ] trump also had a meeting with french president Emmanuel Macron this week, where they talked about a a dinner that they had together in paris. Heres hat trump said about it. I wont soon forget our dinner on top of the eiffel tower where we really got to know each other, and our families, and thank you very much. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats nice, but i think macron remembered it a a little differently. Check this out. At the dinner donald said, he wanted to go to the restaurant from the movie ratatouille. [ laughter ] i told him that was not a real restaurant. He said, in that case, just have the rat come here and cook for us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, this is big. It looks like trumps former campaign manager, Paul Manafort was wiretapped as part of the russia investigation. Yeah. If you dont remember manafort, here he is. So to be clear, mr. Trump has no Financial Relationships with any russian oligarchs. Thats what he said, and thats what thats obviously what the our position is. [ laughter ] jimmy his lawyer was like, do you want to plead guilty or really, really guilty . [ laughter and applause ] thats what he thats why i, thats what he thats what i said he said, that you said thats were going with, so [ light laughter ] thats what he said, thats what you said, thats what i said. [ light laughter ] why did you say it . Why would you say that . He was the one who said it. [ light laughter ] some Major Business news here. Last night toys r us officially filed for bankruptcy after falling 5 billion in debt. I guess they tried to pay it off, but the banks said, this is monopoly money. [ laughter and applause ] we cant. This isnt real. Toy money. I saw that today is International Talk like a a pirate day. [ cheers ] and right before his speech, trumps aides were like, please dont. Please dont do anything. [ light laughter ] too late, already bought th eye patch. Argh you ready for a speech . Walk the plank. [ light laughter ] finally, this is pretty cool. I read that white giraffes were just caught on video for the first time ever. White giraffes. Researchers knew that they were white because they were drinking Pumpkin Spice lattes. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, roots. I appreciate it. Hi, everybody welcome to the show. What a great day today is. Im very excited about this. I want to mention a new book that just came out today. Its called the improv by budd friedman. He finally wrote a book. Budd friedman is the founder of the legendary improv comedy club. If you love comedy, youre going to love this book. Budd friedman, at the improv, theyre the ones. I mean, they came up with the whole brick wall, microphone in front of the brick wall thing. Thats yeah. So many comedians got their start at the improv, me being one of them. Did you ever play the improv . Steve yeah. A short time. Jimmy yeah, youll never forget it. My mom always loved when i did the improv because they fed you. [ light laughter ] steve thats the best part. Jimmy i mean. They didnt pay you. Steve yeah. Jimmy pay was like 8, or Something Like that, or seven and change, or Something Like that, but my mom loved it, because i would get food. Tell budd i said thank you so much. [ laughter ] budd has always been so great to me. He really gave me my start, so i want to say congratulations on the book, budd, and thank you so much. Check out the book the improv. [ cheers and applause ] everybody worked it. Steve and happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aw, thank you. Thank you very much. All right. [ cheers and applause ] i had a great birthday. I appreciate the love, and thank you so much. You know, seeing all the stuff in social media. Everyone thats too nice. Too much attention. I get enough attention. [ light laughter ] i really i had the best surprise this morning. The kids came in my room, normally i wake the kids up, but they got up. They set their alarm, and no, theyre only 2 and 4. [ light laughter ] they came in. They had a big balloon robot, and it plays music. They just wanted to get one that plays all balloons balloons play music now. Steve i did not know that. Jimmy yeah, they do, yeah. So they slapped this robot, and they walk in with this giant robot, and its singing, im just a love machine. [ laughter ] and i dont want anybody im like whats going on . Steve hey, hey, hey. Jimmy but theyre dancing around. They loved it. And then i went i walked them downstairs to have breakfast, and my wife had already made a pancake with two eyeballs made out of sunnyside up eggs, and bacon for lips, the peewee herman breakfast . Steve yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy i love peewees big adventure. So ive had that i think since i was probably 15. My mom used to make them. So, i probably told but every day on my birthday, and she had mr. T cereal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you like mr. T cereal. [ light laughter ] okay, and then i showed the girls, peewees big adventure for the first time. So a memorable day, and then tonight, my Favorite Singer of all time. My idol Paul Mccartney is performing in brooklyn, new york, and thats where i was born. So im going to go see Paul Mccartney in the place where i was born. [ cheers and applause ] and im here with you guys tonight, and we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we love this guy. Hes so hilarious, the star of kevin can wait. Kevin james is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy ladies and gentlemen, thats all i want. Thats all i want. Thats all i need. Were going to catch up with kevin james, and then kevin and i are going to do a fun new thing called the tonight show fall classic, which is basically a falling contest. [ light laughter ] we have a bunch of pratt falls and were going to see who can do it funnier. Steve yeah. Jimmy i know i cant beat him, cause hes kevin james. Steve yeah. Jimmy but, anyways, its going to be fun to try. Kevin james is here. Plus from broad city, the funny, the talented ilana glazer is joining us. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy i havent talked to ilana in so long. Steve come on. Jimmy the show is great. Great new season. Season 4. Then, we have music from rudimental featuring james arthur. Steve wow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sun comes up. Guys, the supertalented demi lovato was on the show last night, and we always love hanging with her. Now, before every show i like to pop into the guests dressing room, and just check in, say hi. Most of the time its a pretty casual conversation, but sometimes its a lip sync conversation. Ill show you what i mean. Check this out. [ knocking ] come in. Hello its me jimmy and if it isnt the one and only demi lovato. Im the one yeah oh aye oh aye oh im the one come on over here. Here i am next to you [ light laughter ] jimmy i had the craziest dream last night. Me too. I had a dream we were sipping whiskey neat jimmy wow, that is weird. You have some pretty yeah yeah yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, that reminds me, i brought you some water. If you want it yeah you can have it lucky for you thats what like [ laughter ] thats what i like oh look what you made me do look what you made me do baby im sorry [ cheers and applause ] feeling so bad got me feeling so good youre always spilling drinks. Youve got no hands jimmy youre right. This isnt the first time its happened. I once did it to dj khaled [ light laughter ] dont stop your crying its a sign of the times theres Nothing Holding me back dont cry, jimmy, youre smart and strong and beautiful jimmy thats so nice of you to say. I want to thank you jimmy what are you doing this weekend . I was going to go apple picking. I love the fall, you know the cold weather, the falling leaves. I mean i could give a thousand reasons why [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, lets just go apple picking right now. Ill bring my dog. [ audience aws ] i didnt know you had a dog. Whats his name . Jimmy his name is despacito [ laughter ] thats a weird name for a a dog. Jimmy whatever, lets go. Come on now follow my lead come on now follow my lead [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she is the best. Steve come on jimmy oh, i love her so much. Demi lovato, her new album. [ cheers and applause ] tell me you love me is out september 29th. Well be right back with kevin james, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] whatd ya think . Were almost there. Um, on the jingle though, brad, i want to feel it right here. Hmmhmm. Like here, in the chest . No, no, your heart. Heart. In your heart. Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. Yes close. Close. Were almost there. Almost. I basically got it, right . Basically, almost. But youre doing great. What did i just get into . Hmm . Nothing. Dude. Yodude. Unchings stheyre just jealous. Kelloggs raisin bran crunch with crunchy clusters and the taste of apples and strawberries. I got one guess were having cereal for dinner. Kelloggs raisin bran crunch apple strawberry. Rescue crews in mexico are clawing through the rubble trying to find victims of that 7. 1 earthquake. The death toll in the hundreds and is expected to rise. We re tweeting updates. Add also puerto rico is bracing for hurricane maria. The eye of the storm is expected to cross the island wednesday morning. We are updating both stories on our website, nbc bay area dot com. End get on up. Get on up, mama. Get on up. Do what you want. Do you want, let the record hop. Degree motionsense. Ultimate freshness. With every move. The more you move, the more it works. Degree, it wont let you down. We care about sourcing 100 at best foods, of our oils responsibly. And we care about incredible taste. Because at best foods, were on the side of food. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest stars on the hit Comedy Series kevin can wait. Season two premieres monday september 25th, at 9 00 p. M. On cbs. Please welcome our good friend, the very funny and talented kevin james, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Thank you for being here. Thank you so much. Happy birthday, buddy. Jimmy thank you. I appreciate it this. Is this for me . Yes. Its from a a great italian bakery called francescos on long island right where we shoot the show. Jimmy really . Yeah, and its really incredible. Jimmy is this is this how it comes . [ laughter ] oh [ laughter ] you know what it is . We didnt know the president was going to be in town. We hit traffic. Jimmy you were in traffic. Oh, i understand. And we just got lost on it. Thats all. [ talking over each other ] jimmy did someone eat the candle . [ laughter ] its very its dark in the midtown tunnel, and i didnt [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt know just a little bit. Jimmy you stole one because he was a little waxy. Its jimmy you ate half a a candle. Kevin, this is very thoughtful. Thank you. Jimmy and thank you for this. I appreciate this. Happy birthday. Jimmy thank you, pal. Thank you. Youre a good man. How is everything going . How was your summer . Did you enjoy your summer . Summer was great. A lot of work. I did manage to get out a a vacation. I just recently. And i, you know where i went . I went to the east end of the island. I had never jimmy oh, long island . Yeah, i grew up here. And i you know what, i was there when i was a kid. Jimmy where did you go . Just to montauk. We went out to montauk. Jimmy beautiful place. It is beautiful. Its incredible out there. Jimmy beautiful beaches and like surf areas and stuff like that. Yes. Jimmy its a hot spot now. It is a hot spot. Jimmy theres like paparazzi out there now. No paparazzi. For me, it was nothing. It was great. Jimmy okay. Although i i try to stay out of the tabloids. Although i was in recently. And this annoyed me because, theyre always a hundred percent wrong. Literally all the time. Theyre horrible. Jimmy the tabloids. Yeah. Because one tabloid said that i make my assistant go into a a restaurant before me to make sure that the wait staff doesnt make eye contact with me when i go in. [ light laughter ] can we check the facts on this one . Jimmy yeah. If there was ever, right . I mean honestly, a situation where i needed someones undivided attention. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] its going to be when im ordering food at a restaurant, right . [ laughter ] right . Honestly. [ scattered applause ] jimmy took it the wrong time. [ cheers and applause ] please. Focus. If i could i would hand out horse blinders to the waiters to make sure they jimmy if they wrote that then i would say, you got me for that. The horse blinder thing. Jimmy it is a beautiful place, though. It was awesome. It was incredible. We were gonna go out to see the we stayed at gurneys. You know jimmy have you ever yeah. I never knew any of this. Jimmy did you bring brought the kids, everybody. It was tough though, because there was like a two and half hour ride through traffic and it was the kids got a a little. We got cranky, everybody in the car. And i didnt know what to do. We werent getting to the hotel in time so i pulled off great ice cream shops they have. Jimmy oh, the best. Incredible. Jimmy yeah. But we got in there, massive line to get the ice cream. So that was like, i was get panicked, because the kids were just losing their minds. And then we finally get up to the front, and the lady in front of me, more than two samples. And that just i just wanted to go crazy on her. You know the sampling thing . [ laughter ] jimmy why . I dont understand that either. Oh my gosh. Jimmy because thats too much to eat. You know what . Its make a decision. Its ice cream. Even if youre a little off, you know what im saying . Its going to be pretty [ laughter ] its gonna be pretty good. Its gonna be pretty good. Jimmy youre waiting in line this whole time. You couldnt of exactly. If you cant jimmy narrow it down to one flavor. Stand outside the shop and mow it down. Exactly. [ laughter ] and by the way, i get if its an exotic flavor you want to try. Something like chattanooga, tennessee mocha flash or something you dont know. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Lady in front, Double Chocolate, she wanted to try. She was, can i try the Double Chocolate . I was like, you know what, just think single chocolate and double it up in your head. [ laughter and applause ] its not what are you jimmy you dont know chocolate is . Its chocolate, double it. Man. So, that didnt go well. Jimmy no. Did you did anyone recognize you . Because youre from arent you from yeah, im from long island. From here. But they didnt recognize me out there. So we were trying to take the kids out there. And we were trying to get to do different things. We were going to see the light house. Then we didnt get to see that. Jimmy yeah, the montauk light house. I took them to a farm stand, which was that was kind of because it was right after the ice cream by the way, and they were all hopped up on sugar and stuff. They were rolling pumpkins around. And i jimmy get them all hopped up on they were. And i do you discipline the kids . Do you do the disciplining or does jimmy no. Your wife does. Jimmy no, neither one of us. No one . Jimmy no, theres free for all. [ light laughter ] free for all rules. I do jimmy i try not to, but i go, hey. Thats it. Like [ laughter ] i say, hey and wait for my wife to jump in. [ light laughter ] because hey, and then shes like, i got this. Hey, come here guys. I need to listen to you because im the other way. Im thinking i got to be like my like i go crazy im like, i have no second or third gear. Im like, hey i literally, i banned them from a farm stand for the rest of their life. I literally [ laughter ] i said to them. I said, to my 6yearold, i said, you are never going to a a farm stand ever i said ever again. How do you even follow up on that . I dont even know what to say. [ laughter ] first of all, he probably didnt even want to go to a a farm stand ever again. [ light laughter ] jimmy farm stand, exactly. And second of all, when hes 18 im gonna be like, you know youre going to your prom. Have a good time. And remember, no farm stands. [ laughter ] what do you even do . Jimmy i gotta say. I saw this video of you. I know you love billy joel. I love billy joel. And i saw this footage of you at a concert. This is in oh, nassau coliseum. Jimmy yes. They opened the new nassau coliseum. Jimmy you, leah remini. Yes. Jimmy who i love as well. I dont know. How do you talk billy into doing this . I you know what . I just called him up and i and i said we have an idea id like hes always saying if you want to come up and do stuff and play around with him and stuff, its great. And then i said, i have an idea. I dont know if itll work or not, and i said maybe we can do like an interpretative dance to one of your songs. To you know, shes got a way. Jimmy shes got a way. Yeah, that was the one. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Oh boy, wow. Jimmy because its really funny. Heres kevin james and leah remini. Watch this. Shes at billy joel. Thats look at this. [ laughter ] jimmy thats at nassau coliseum. I mean i would have lost my [ laughter ] its so its beautiful there. I dont know if you notice. My underwear is on the outside of my pants, though. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] she says, get off of me. [ laughter ] how great is that . [ cheers and applause ] how funny is leah remini . Yes. The greatest. Jimmy oh my gosh. Shes the greatest. Jimmy that was so funny, that last pic. She is joining the cast now. She is on the cast. Jimmy kevin can wait. Yes. Were going in a whole crazy