[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Welcome. Very nice. Thank you. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. You picked a mighty good night to be with us tonight. We have a rock starstudded show tonight. For the first time ever, jon bon jovi is here. [ cheers and applause ] and not just a jon bon jovi, the jon bon. The real one is here. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] i know guillermo is fired up. You look good. Guillermo thank you. Jimmy you look super cool. Guillermo thank you, jimmy, thank you. Jimmy at one point its like guillermo actually dressed like this, no kidding. How old are you here, guillermo . Guillermo 17, i think, or 18. Jimmy are those bootleg scorpions shirts youre selling . Or were you an authorized dealer . Guillermo no, jimmy, no, no. Jimmy what is your favorite bon jovi song . Guillermo you give love a bad name. Jimmy okay, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] you dug deep for that one. This is interesting. For the first time ever, the womens ncaa basketball final got more viewers than the mens final did. [ cheers and applause ] 24 Million People watched South Carolina beat iowa. A lot of it because of the phenomenal scoring machine caitlin clark, who will almost certainly be picked first in next weeks wnba draft by the Indiana Fever, which i think is important to say is a very bad name for a basketball team. [ laughter ] Indiana Fever sounds like something mike pence gets from drinking roomtemperature milk. [ laughter ] in washington, there was a big state dinner at the white house tonight. The bidens hosted the Prime Minister of japan and his wife. There they are posing for a photo, standing awkwardly. You know, joe biden, his state dinners are a little different than the usual. For one thing, they start at 4 30. [ laughter ] and you can only get in if you have a groupon. [ laughter ] they always have a theme. The theme of the dinner was a celebration of washingtons famous cherry trees, which i didnt know this, were a gift from japan in 1912. And of course, the cherry tree is also the basis for one of our nations most cherished untrue stories about a young george washington, who used his new hatchet to chop down his fathers cherry tree, and then when his father asked did you do this, he replied, no, it was a total witch hunt. [ laughter ] i never met that tree, and it was a perfect chop, and im allowed to chop that tree down because im president , waah waah waah. [ applause ] the musical entertainment for the event was paul simon. Thats good. Trump was lucky to get the surviving members of otown for one of his state dinners. But japan got an evening of simon joefunkel. [ laughter ] theres a lot of planning that goes into the menu for a state dinner. You dont want it to offend. They want it to reflect something about the guests country, but still highlight american food. They want it to be seasonal and impressive but not too ostentatious, and then of course they need to consider what kind of food is least likely to come flying out of joe bidens mouth when he talks. [ laughter ] speaking of talking, one of the big debates right now is about if there will be any debates. Five Major News Networks are working on a joint letter to both candidates. They said the letter isnt finished because theyre waiting for more networks to sign on, and its taking a while because no one at newsmax is able to read or write. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the networks would like biden the Networks Want biden and trump to commit to three debates. Or one hilarious mma fight. [ laughter ] with the winner taking on either jake or logan paul, im not sure. [ laughter ] as november gets closer, the president is doing more interviews. Last month he sat down with msnbc. Last night he sat down with univision. Im not sure if hes doing this for more exposure or if he just needs to sit down. [ laughter ] either way, biden gave an exclusive last night to the Spanish Language channel univision. The interview got off to a bumpy start when biden asked the guy interviewing him to bring chips and salsa for the table. [ laughter ] but other than that, it was a good interview. The president did well, and i thought the guy asking the questions knocked it out of the park. [ speaking in a nonenglish language ] joe biden, guillermo, the interview. Exclusivo. Guillermo thank you for inviting me to your home, mr. President. This is the whitest house i ever been to. Okay, my first question. Out of all the people in the world, who do you think ate the most Chicken Nuggets . Donald trump. Guillermo seriously . Seriously. Guillermo next question. How come birds do not pay taxes . Do you think thats fair . Well, guess what, man . Its about time they start paying their fair share. Guillermo i agree. I think we need more money from birds and ladybugs. And one more final question. Mr. Joe president , i notice you do not have a moustache. A lot of people are saying you should have one. Who in gods name is saying that . Guillermo everybody, bro. Would you be willing to have a moustache for america . Absolutely. Guillermo okay. Here you go. Now youre going to win for sure. Thank you, president biden, for this fake interview. Do you want to do some shots with me . Lets get crazy. [ cheers and applause ] back to you, tony jimmy well done, guillermo. Guillermo yeah. Jimmy youre really getting good at this. We ought to make that happen for real, you know . Guillermo yeah, of course. Jimmy donald trump today took a break from trying to derail his porn star hush money trial to make a surprise stop at a chickfila in atlanta. He likes to go into fast food restaurants and buy everyone food, like a bigshot. He bought 30 milkshakes and some chicken, then started passing it around. And one young woman in attendance at the chickfila became an immediate fan. I dont care what the media tells you, mr. Trump, we support you. We love you. 4 00 p. M. Let me give you a hug. Okay . So nice, thank you. Thank you ah, tell my mama, baby thank you, sweetheart, thats really nice. We took care of the black colleges, universities. Theyre taken care of ow. And she understands it. A lot of people dont understand it. Biden did nothing for them. I did everything. I did everything. Jimmy just a former president muttering, i did everything, i did everything to himself at a fast food chicken restaurant. Nothing unusual there. [ laughter ] i would have given anything for somebody to ask him right on the spot, name one black university. Okay . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] lets have a look at that photo. Id like to see what that looked like. Oh, yeah, there you go. [ laughter ] look at that. Man of the people. [ laughter ] joe biden invested 7 billion in historically black colleges and universities. But donald trump, who lost georgia last time, believes bigly and strongly that this time he deserves to win there. Why should people of atlanta vote for you . Because ive done more for the people of atlanta than any other president by far. Ive done more for the black community than any other president since Abraham Lincoln, and maybe including Abraham Lincoln, frankly. But since Abraham Lincoln. [ laughter ] jimmy who is this person . The fact that hes able to say the words ive done more for the black community than maybe Abraham Lincoln and then not start laughing hysterically, its incredible. [ laughter ] he might as well be saying i am a black person. [ laughter ] it would be equally preposterous. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, our friend the mypillow man, Mike Lindells still doing battle with imaginary voter fraud. I dont know if hes out of money or what, but hes doing everything he can to sell stuff to pay his mounting legal bills. And to fund this fight against the machines, which i am now starting to understand why he hates them so much. So the my store, everybody, if you scroll down there all the blankets. Scroll down even further. Theres the slippers. But scroll down. Youre going to get the towels if you want scroll down. Why dont you scroll down. Scroll down a little more, brandon. Scroll down, brandon. Oh, yeah, im sorry. Scroll down, logan. Scroll down, tommy. Scroll down if you can. Scroll down if you can. Keep scrolling down. Keep scrolling down. Past these guys here. Keep going down, down, down, down. Scroll up a little bit. Scroll up a little bit. Scroll up a little higher. A little higher. Im sorry, the other way. Scroll down maybe, i dont know. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down one more time. Lets go down a little further. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll and joel. Scroll right and left. Scroll across. Scroll up a little bit, please. Thats all the way up. The other way, im sorry. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down to where you see my face. Jimmy hes on a scroll. What can you say . [ laughter ] we learned last week from donald trump, of all people, that mike lindell got married. Which i didnt know about. He married his longtime girlfriend. They even have a bridal registry. This is, as far as we know, for real. Mike lindell and kendra reeves. The guy who sells every product under the sun has a bridal registry on another website. One of the gifts they registered for is a trash can. Which sadly nobody bought for him. It still says 1 of 1. So i went ahead and bought it for him. Even though i wasnt invited to the wedding [ cheers and applause ] i thought it might be nice. I really want to know about his wife. I really do. Lets check in with mike now, whos in pillowtown so use promo code drivesleepin for 79 off this beautiful handmade steerin wheel pilla jimmy mike . Is that you, jesus . Jimmy no, its not jesus, its jimmy kimmel. Ah come on now, you jimby criminal jimmy are you selling a pillow for people to sleep while theyre driving . Heck yes i am. I get some of my best sleep while im drivin 10 and 2, that gives you a full 8 jimmy isnt that dangerous . Come on. Is smoking crack dangerous . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Well, i did that too, and look how totally fine i am. Jimmy well, anyway, congratulations on your wedding. Did you get the trashcan i sent . Huh . No, but i been fightin with the mailman again. Jimmy okay, itll come. Eventually. But id love to hear more about your new wife. My new line of products you want to hear about . Is that what youre saying . Jimmy no, i said your new wife. Do you like buckets, jimbo . Jimmy not particularly. Well youre gonna cream your dungarees for this scroll down, scroll down, keep scrolling. Jimmy theres no scrolling here. Scroll down. Its look, its mybucket. And its filled with enough creamed corn to forcefeed a family of nine for 30 years and if you run out, you can eat the bucket jimmy wait. The buckets edible . Anythings edible if you eat it [ laughter ] get yours now for 50 off with promo code i cant believe its not bucket [ laughter ] jimmy okay, but mike, i know you just tied the knot and i wanted to ask about the thanks for asking, knots are so hard to tie nowadays. And theyre so tight. My bingo partner rick, his finger was getting so bad from the arthurritis, he could barely hold his paint dauber no more, so guess what i invented . Jimmy a big rubber grip for bingo daubers . Ah, no, scroll down. Scroll up and then down. Scroll jimmy yeah, you cant scroll down. Heres what i invented. A big rubber grip for handguns jimmy oh. I call it the gunbuddy. Just cuz yer hands are goofy and your eyes cant focus dont mean you shouldnt be able to blindly fire your rounds at shapes and noises jimmy mike, i really honestly wanted to ask about your wife is what i was interested in. Bird poison jimmy no, not bird poison. Bird poison jimmy wait, why would you poison birds . Cuz theyre stealin all my birdseed [ laughter ] jimmy then why do you have birdseed . To catch my squirrels for supper come on keep up [ laughter ] scroll down i cant make yer brain work for ya jimmy yeah, all right. We got so many good new products that almost actually do something. Brandon, scroll down. Jimmy okay, you cant scroll down. Heres one. Weve got this one. Its called the shotstop. If somebodys trying to give you the jab, its a shoulder cushion, huh . Not today, faucipouchy scroll down. Scroll up, a little bit, right back down, go forward, okay, this one here. Its called bible wine. Jimmy uhhuh . Its made from real bibles. It aint relapsin if you drink the gospel [ laughter ] jimmy you shouldnt be drinking, mike. And then we got scroll down. Scroll backwards. Scroll in and then scroll out. Heres one i love. Its called ghost coffee. Jimmy okay. Its made out of the unclaimed ashes from nigurskys funeral home jimmy i know for a fact you cannot drink human remains. No, but you can snort em [ audience moaning ] now lemme ask you, do you like buckets . Jimmy you asked me that already. Well, this is gonna make you blow a load o laundry. Scroll up. Scroll up. Come on, fellas, scroll it up there for a second. This one is Mike Lindells oldfashioned window tar. Jimmy what . You just slather it on a window, and nobody can watch ya doin number twos no more. Jimmy okay, well and if you run out, you can eat the bucket jimmy no, you shouldnt be eating the bucket, its not but you can, you can. Jimmy but you shouldnt is what im saying. Its possible to do it, its mybucket, come on. Now stop peeping at me, ya pervo jimmy im not peeping at you. You are and im tired of it. I tate too much bucket and its time for me to take a nice bm. Jimmy mike, i dont need im going to scroll down on you. Jimmy at least give my best to mrs. Lindell. I never met her before in my life, sir. Jimmy okay, thank you. Thats mike lindell, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a very good show for you tonight. Henry hall is here. [ cheers and applause ] weve got music from mk. Gee. And well be right back with jon bon jovi. [ cheers and applause ] announcer Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive insurance. Come on in. [ sighs ] heres my pride and joy. [ romantic music plays ] beautiful stair renovation, sir. And theyre covered with your home and auto bundle with progressive, so you get roundtheclock protection. So, is gabby coming down . Oh, she said shell meet you at the prom. On your period, sudden gushes happen. 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Tomorrow night, Tom Hiddleston and joey king will join us, with music from phosphorescent. Over four decades, our first guest has seen a million faces, and hes rocked them all jimmy thank you, wanted to see if youre paying attention. He is the subject of a new multipart documentary. Thank you, good night the bon jovi story. It premieres april 26th on hulu. Please welcome jon bon jovi. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. You look great. Thank you. Jimmy good to see you. Happy to be here. Jimmy very happy to have you here. Boy. You know, ive been wanting to have you on the show for a long time. And i think the last time i saw you, i finally guilted you into coming out and doing it. No, no, no. Its its my fault. I apologize. Jimmy people dont realize that youre under house arrest in the state of new jersey. [ laughter ] yes, i am. Yes, i am. Im happy to have broken free to come and see you. Jimmy you look great. And guillermo dressed up special for you. Guillermo just for you. I loved it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do you ever go in the closet and dig out the old stuff . Oh, yeah. Yeah, i put it on for my wife. [ laughter ] jimmy halloween . Yeah, yeah. Come out wearing frills. Jimmy sexy time. I was interested to learn that you keep a lot of your you are pretty fastidious when it comes to keeping your old stuff . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, and why . Why do you think that is . Garage sale. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah . I dont think thats it. I dont know. Because im like that too. Oh, i gotta hang on to this. I dont know why i needed that coaster from that special dinner that night, but i did, i kept everything. So we archived it all, which led then to this documentary and this 40th anniversary. But im a hoarder. Jimmy its a good thing. You have all this material to draw from. Like do you have your first guitar . I do. I just bought it back. I sold to it a guy in the neighborhood some 45, 50 years ago now. And i found out that this same kid had it. And i asked him if i could buy it back. And he was great about selling it back. Jimmy so what year did you sell this to him . 78ish . 79 . Jimmy what year did you buy it back . 2024. Jimmy wow. Just now . Yeah, he was great. It was a kid from the neighborhood. I remembered his name. He lived there his whole life. He became a policeman in the town, his name is stevie goolich. Thank you, stevie goolich, for being a good man. [ cheers and applause ] and i saw it in the same cardboard case i sold it to him in, the same five strings instead of six, if im not messing that up. I believe those sweat marks i dont think he ever touched it is the botto