Running, huey lewis and the news, thats right. [ cheers and applause ] not a joke. Thats what it was. So dont ever say i dont have my finger on the pulse. [ laughter ] the heart of rock n roll is still beating right here. [ cheers and applause ] there was good news viruswise. In the uk theyre going to start giving people the vaccine, starting at the beginning of next week. So thanks to our friends for doing it. The Trump Administration revealed the order in which they will roll out the vaccine, who gets it first. Many expected it would go to the workers on the front line, the health care professionals, but the list was a little different than anticipated. This is is order according to the cdc. First the vaccine will go to rich people. Then white people. [ laughter ] strippers in south florida third. Next that guy on the skateboard with the cranberry juice. Then kid rock. Then the four original members of kiss. Sean hannity, lou dobbs, mayor mac cheese, spray tan technicians, randy quaid, fox friends and their users, twitter users with profiles featuring eagles or flags [ applause ] then everybody else. Getting the vaccine to hundreds of millions of people is a massive undertaking. One of the big challenges is that some of them will need to be shipped, delivered and stored at subzero temperatures. A lot of doctors and drugstores dont have the refrigeration required to keep the vaccines cold enough. Fortunately, i have a solution to this problem. And it is this. Deliver the vaccine in ice cream trucks. Its winter. Theyre not using them anyway, right . [ laughter ] fill the ice cream trucks with vaccines. Have them drive around the neighbors. You hear pop goes the weasel, you run outside, roll up your sleeve, get in line, everyone gets a chaco taco to reduce the swelling, problem solved. [ cheers and applause ] more good news, now available for the First Time Since 2012, the mcrib sandwich is back. The first thing it said, hows bill cosby doing . [ laughter ] mcrib, let me be the first to say, we dont know where youve been and we dont care, all thats important that is youre home. You think trump will take credit for the mcrib coming back . Mcrib came back on my watch, and it cures the coronavirus our president , for 49 more days, and his holidayloving first lady, hosted a Jolly Christmas superspreader event at the white house where he told rollers, its been an amazing four years, a sentiment shared only by White Supremacists and those impersonating him on cameo. He told guests hes trying to do another four years, if not, hell see us in 2024. This was some party. Someone shot video to show their terrible friends, i guess. Most everyone who wasnt working wasnt wearing a mask. Theyre indoors. Chatting it up. Eating, drinking. People were heard coughing loudly while trump was talking. Even baby jesus spends christmas outdoors. [ laughter ] this is ridiculous. While some may question the optics of holiday partying it up in the middle of a pandemic, the soon to be former White House Press secretary is not among them. Its said the next few months could be among the worst Public Health months in american history. Does the white house, is it setting a good example for the public for the white house to be holding inperson holiday parties at a time when the cdc and other organizations are aski americans to forgo those kinds of celebrations for their own safety . So, you know, if you can loot businesses, burn down buildings, engage in protests, you can also go to a christmas party. Jimmy good one, kayleigh. [ laughter ] way to blame it on the black people again. Meanwhile the vice poodle and mother wife unveiled their holiday decorations this year. Theyre not quite as elaborate as the decorations at the white house but more personal. Stockings, ornaments, also a very slow zoom on a very creepylooking santa. [ laughter ] lurking behind the tree. Lets watch that again with a scary music soundtrack. You see the buckets, the balls, the berries. That thing. [ laughter ] jimmy he sees you when youre sleeping, mother. [ applause ] all anyone at the white house wants for christmas this year is a pardon. Trump is reportedly trying to decide whether or not to grant what he called what they call preemptive pardons to three of his kids and his soninlaw, jared, for whatever crimes they may or may not have committed. Usually president s grant pardons after theyve been vetted very carefully by the justice department. Trump is shooting them out of a tshirt cannon right now. [ laughter ] the most interesting character whos angling for clemency is the artist known as joe exotic. On year one of a 22yearold prison sentence for trying to hire someone to kill his rival, Carole Baskin. He put this handwritten plea on his twitter account. He wrote, everyone please twep sign my pardon and make halloween exotic again. Show your love. Love you all, make halloween exotic again. Yeah. Nothing gets me in the mood for trickortreat like setting a murderous zookeeper free. [ laughter ] its unclear if trump even knows who joe exotic is. But he probably doesnt know who mike pence is either. And maybe, just maybe, the tiger king and the lion king could team up to form a Winning Ticket in 2024. In 2020, President Trump was handicapped by dead weight. Its time to spill the milk. In 2024, we need a vp more exotic. Joe exotic. Redneck with a mullet. A family man just like our president. With multiple marriages. A mastery of beasts. Tough talk for the women who wronged him. Crooked hillary. Its all part of Carole Baskins plan. A man who believes in the second amendment. A businessman. Political condoms. With a love of his country as free as his hair. Joe knows what its like to need that next paycheck. I am never going to financially recover from this. To beat a sleepy joe, it takes a crazy joe. Trump exotic 2024. Grab america by the im donald trump and i approve this message. Whether that bitch Carole Baskin likes it or not. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know trump has a real opportunity here. He could pardon joe exotic, rudy giuliani, jared from subway, suge knight, under a becky, put them all in a house, and boom, donald trump celebrity penitentiary this summer on abc. [ cheers and applause ] now its time for something fun and maybe illuminating too. From time to time we play a game where we pit elder against junior in a battle of the ages. This is one of those times. Its a special remote video chat edition of generation gap. [ cheers and applause ] our first player is an octogenarian who loves Frank Sinatra and puzzle books. From destin, florida, say hello to bobbi wyndham. I like your hat. Its me. This is me. Jimmy i like you. What year were you born, bobbi . What year . 1933. Jimmy 1933. Who was president in 1933 . I dont remember. I just know i was born on abraham lincolns birthday. Jimmy you were, okay, very good. February the 12th. Jimmy bobbis challenger tonight is a High School Freshman from dover, delaware. Lets say hello to asea hernandes, hello. Hi. I like your head gear too, asea. Thank you. Jimmy what year were you born, by the way . 2005. Jimmy okay, 2005. Who was president in 2005, way back then, do you remember . I could not tell you, i really couldnt. Jimmy we are off to a very bad start triviawise. [ laughter ] this game is called generation gap because theres a gap in your ages. Im going to ask you each questions from your opponents era, vaguely. If you get it right, you get points. If you get it wrong, the other person has a chance to steal and get points. You got it . All right. Its easy, just answer the questions. Lets play. The first question is for you, bobbi. Name this famous baby. Uh um im not sure. Jimmy you want to take a guess . I ive seen him on something. Jimmy all right, bobbi, your time is up. Asea . Baby yoda . Jimmy baby yoda is correct. [ cheers and applause ] bobbi, have you ever seen any of the star wars movies . Yeah. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] all right, well yeah. Thats yoda. Thats the guy. All right . Asea, this question is for you. Name this famous baby. Isnt that the baby with like whose face is on the formula . Jimmy well, youre close. But you have to tell us which product. The milk product . Jimmy it is not correct. Bobbi, you have a chance to steal. Can you name that baby . Is that the heinz baby . [ laughter ] jimmy no. The heinz baby . Like a ketchup baby . Theres no ketchup baby. No. Jimmy bobbi, did you feed your children ketchup . [ laughter ] thats the gerber baby we were looking for. All right. All right, next question is for asea. What is this . What is this . That right there is a jukebox . Jimmy that is correct, yes. [ cheers and applause ] bobbi, what is this . Im sorry, i have no earthly idea what that is. [ laughter ] jimmy asea, do you know what that is . No, for a second i didnt, but im pretty sure that is a new xbox, right . Jimmy it is an xbox, yes. [ applause ] bobbi, hang in there you can catch up, theres still time. Im trying. Jimmy bobbi, the next question is for you. What show featured this group of loveable children . This is a netflix show. Uh thats not our gang, is it . Jimmy whats that . Our gang . Jimmy that is not our gang, no. But its funny. Asea, what show featured this group of adorable kids . The little rascals . Jimmy thats right. Also our gang. Bobbi, youre not winning. Youre not winning the game. Sorry. Jimmy its okay. All right. Asea, what is the name of this character . Im getting very much pickle vibes. Im going to say pickle boy. Jimmy it is not. That is not pickle boy, no, no. That is not. Bobbi, do you know the name of that character . Uh i do, but i cant think of it. I give up. Jimmy he had a sidekick named pokey. [ laughter ] pokey . Jimmy well, no, his sidekicks named pokey. Its gumby, dammit, thats who were looking for, gumby, gumby. Thats okay. All right, okay. Jimmy bobbi, what is the name of this character . Heavens, i have no earthly idea. Weird looking. [ laughter ] jimmy asea, do you know who that is . I havent seen the newest toy story movie, but sporky . Jimmy that is correct, hes a fork. What weve done in the 20s, we just put a y at the end of things. Its forky. Okay. Jimmy all right. One final question. This is for 50 points. All right . And its from a special guest. Lets bring in the special guest with the special question. [ cheers and applause ] there he is. Go ahead, special by the way, whoever answers this first gets it right, okay . Go ahead. Bobbi, i want you to concentrate. [ laughter ] which actor was the best batman . Jimmy which actor was the best batman . You but i cant think of your name jimmy you want to take a guess . Brad pitt. Jimmy its brad pitt yeah, after i won the oscar i dont take care of myself anymore. [ laughter ] jimmy well, lets call it a tie. Congratulations to asea and bobbi. Sorry, george. [ applause ] oh, wow. Thats you know what . We go away, they put us in quarantine, when we come out nobody knows who the hell they are anymore. Youre both winners tonight. Bobbi, were getting you a pair of yeezys in your size. Asea, a pair of orthopedic shoes. Congratulations. Thanks for playing generation gap. Weve got a great show. Amanda seyfried is with us. Music from tones and i and George Clooney. Ferrero rocher. Smooth chocolate. Crunchy hazelnut. Lovingly layered and wrapped in gold. At target, order today aand get it today d. Just use target same day delivery or drive up. For groceries, gifts and more on your list. 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Jimmy you would love it. This is her music called fly away. Music from tones and i. Tomorrow night, our guests are zendaya, and diego luna, with music from paris jackson. Please join us for that. Our first guest is an oscarwinning actor and producer, humanitarian, and tequila magnate. He is the director and star of the new movie the midnight sky, it premieres december 23rd on netflix. Please welcome George Clooney [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were not supposed to do it but its all right. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy how are you . Im good, how are you . Jimmy its very good to see you in the flesh. Its good to see you in the flesh. Jimmy thanks for coming. We just talk on email. Jimmy i know. Every once in a while i have some prank idea that only you can pull off. You send me things, then i show medical to my wife, and all i hear is oh no. Im like, oh yeah. Jimmy hows everything . Boy, i got i have one 3yearold at home, i cant imagine having two 3yearolds. Two . Yeah, its a little crazy. And also, we did a really dumb thing which is we they speak fluent italian. Jimmy wow. Fluent italian at 3. But i dont speak italian. My wife doesnt speak italian. [ laughter ] so we really its terrible. Weve armed them with a language jimmy a secret language. Ill say, clean up your room. Theyre like [ speaking italian ] jimmy i imagine its very cute. How is it that your kids learned to speak italian . My son, first of all, barely with the english. [ laughter ] even feliz navidad. He says police navidad. I thought thats what it was. Im from kentucky, english is a second language for me. Jimmy youve been here in l. A. The whole time . The whole time. Jimmy during this thing . Yeah, it was you know, doing all the stuff. All the things you did when you were a young bachelor, when you were struggling, right . Its all laundry and mopping and dishes. I wood stained the entire house. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy did you do a good job . Probably not. [ laughter ] but i was busy for a while. It kept me out of the room with the kids speaking italian. Jimmy right. Do you cook for the kids . Yeah, i cook well, i cook for the family, im the chef. Jimmy the family cook. My wife, she does amazing things. She gets journalists out of jail in countries, azerbaijan, egypt. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy right. But when it comes to cooking, she makes reservations, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy right. Thats not her thing. No, she actually she went to hard boil an egg once. And she put it the egg in the pan and turned the oven on, or the stove on, without any water in the pan. [ laughter ] and was confused. Jimmy shes too smart. That was a message to you. It was . Jimmy the message was, boil your own eggs, dr. Ross. [ laughter ] were going that far back, are we . Back 25 years . Jimmy wow, did the kids eat American Food or only italian food . Exactly. No, they eat theyll eat everything, my god. You know, anything you put down, theyll eat. Jimmy yeah, im having trouble with that too. My kids are not eating what i make. No, our kids eat like broccoli and spinach. Jimmy maybe we can exchange children for a while. [ laughter ] sure, sounds like fun for me. Do they speak english . Jimmy never mind exchange children, ill just send mine over there. That would be great, that would be fun. We had to change things in the house. I had to turn my office, which i loved, into a nursery. Jimmy did you really . Yeah, its a terrible thing. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, no. I have fixed it a little bit. Jimmy really . Got all these stuffed animals around. I snuck a bottle of tequila in the back of one of them. [ laughter ] ill go in and take care of the kids, dont worry jimmy daddy, why does teddy smell like margaritas . Come here, kids lemme put ya to bed jimmy even you are displaced from your office. Displaced. Its just wrong, man. [ laughter ] its wrong. Jimmy what did you do for thanksgiving . I cooked up a thanksgiving dinner for the four of us. Jimmy you made turkey and everything . Yeah, i know youre a big food hes a foodie, you know. Jimmy i am, yeah. You like jimmy i eat it. You like food. You like it im going to go to copenhagen and get a special mushroom. [ laughter ] thats not food, is it . Jimmy but you did thething . Yeah, i do the stuffing and the turkey and the mashed potatoes. I do all the stuff we did in kentucky action you know. Yams with you cook it in brown sugar. You listen, the secret is just cover everything in butter. Everybodys like jimmy the turkey gets covered in butter, yams, mashed potatoes . Everything. Jimmy half butter . Half butter and everybodys like, this is the best thing ive ever had. Im like, yeah, you might want to check into the hospital. [ laughter ] jimmy this explains why the children are eating. I assume youre aware of this. Youve been in the news for an unusual reason. Because you told a reporter that you flobie your hair, give yourself haircuts. I do, for years. Jimmy for how many years have you been doing this . Well, you know, ive had it for 22 years. Jimmy did you order it off television . No, i got it off of yeah, i i think my assistant got it originally off of television. Then it broke down. Then you couldnt get them for a while. Jimmy people who have assistants shouldnt be flobieing their hair. I got her to flobie my hair. Jimmy i ordered a flobie in march because i could see my hair was starting to get a little shaggy, and i didnt know if id ever be able to get a haircut again. I ordered one. Weirdly, a lot of young